10
TTTE BET): OMAHA. FRIDAY. MAY r. 1!tn.
REAL ESTATE .....
FARM AM) IIAMHI l.M KOB MI.B
(Continued I
EIGHTY acres, v. ell Improved by the oM
man, fine orchard. good timber, mil sandy
loam, clay ruIikiII bottom; aft aires culti
vated, ha lame timber, pasture and meadow.
Oii farm pim. 13 hemi cattle, farm ma
ihl.ieiy. Price. $l.(Mn; JH.nto down, balance
cn long t;me Till!" beautiful dome miiHt lie
old. Summer homea. fine lake frontage,
(lair farme. stork farms. Write me your
want. A. W. Simmons, Forest Lake.
V.ashlngton County, Minn.
Nebraska,
FOR SALE-Ranch In northwest Ne
braska; a crest bargain. Phil Htlmtnel, isM
DnUraw Mldg., Kansas City. Mo.
BARGAINS
Hlllerest, 100 acres, 15.200; rash rent.
Midway, M) acres, beautiful home, M.SfiO
Alb Urove. H) aces. Ill.fciO. Easy terms.
J. T. CAMPKKI.U
Litchfield. Neb.
Fort TRADE fc acres of hand In, Keith
Co., for city propretv.
C V. BACH MANN.
4.-37 Paxton Block.
Ken Mexico.
FOR F A LK Patented farm.
Willuid, N. M, on norti, and
rlgatlon assured for next year;
at Junction of A., T. S. I1'.
Mexwo Central railromiH: this
n.lJolnlnK
south; ir
VVIIIard la
and New
farm will
brniR from 0,W to La.0iM Inside of five
)carx; owner inunt neck lower altitude;
price verv reasonable. John T. Kelly, Wil
lard. N. M.
Oklahoma.
TCLSA. OKI.
440 ncrcs pamuie land, good oil pros
pects; $7.50 acre; In lee. John T. Blair it
Co., Tul.a Ok I.
RANCH FOR SALE
For sale ljl.2uu-acre ranch, S. VV. Texas;
H airrlcultural, balance grasng; ail fenced,
hi'.uuO acres wolf proof fence; several ranch
houses; stock water: price $5.25 per acre;
this price Includes 17,000 sheep. 4.500 cattle,
sou horHes; a genuine business proportion,
a bargain; value of stock will advance
with the season; takes prompt action at
this price. Jacob Bozartli, Okmulgee, Okl.
Sooth Dakotn.
FOR SALE Hy owner. 100 acres unim
proved land, 3 miles from town. For price
and terms write J. 11. Quirk. Hlghmore,
b. L.
SOUTH DAKOTA LAND The rush Is on
for Stanley county land; several new lines
of railroad now building In this country.
Huy now and double your money In the
next two years. Choice lands selling at
from $12 to $lb per acre. For maps and In
formation write ,o Felland Kealiy Co., Ml
Palace Bid., Minneapolis, Minn.
Ivxaa.
TEXAS SCHOOL LA NPS Over 1.000.000
acres for sale by the state. You can buy
MO acres at $2 an acre, pay $32 cash, bal
ance after 40 years; fine farming and fruit
land and healthy climate. For further
information send 6c postage. Investor Pub.
Co., Dept. B, San Antonio, Texas.
160 ACRES of good land, $l,ti00, Investi
gate this bargain; $500 cash, balance easy
terms; must sell at a sacrifice. Box X13,
Clarksvllle. Tex.
Wlaeoiisin.
180 ACRES, 100 cultivated, balance pas
ture and timber: good, soil; good buildings;
all fenced; price, Including crops, $3,200.
Edward Gleasoifc Cumberland, Wis.
11 lecellanrwtie.
CHEAP FARM LANDS.
In western Nebraska and Colorado. Write
(or prlcei.
NEBRASKA LAUD COMPANT.
Sidney. Neb.
DO YOU WANT TO SELL PART OF
YOUR LAND?
Write a description of It, buildings,
water, near what town. Make 70 words of
It all and send It to The Omaha Bee with
73 centa for each insertion. People In Ne
braska have money and want land. They
look to The Omaha Bee for real estate offering-
And they get them in Toe Bee.
REAL ESTATE LOANS
GARVIN BROS., Jd floor N. T. Life. $500
to $100,000 on improved property. No delay.
WANTED City loana ana warrant. W.
Farnam bralia & Co., 1220 Farnam St.
160 to $6,000 on homea In Omaha. O'Keefe
Real Estate Co.. im ti. Y. Life. Douglas
or A-ZlM.
WANTED City loan. Pe.era Trust Co.
The United States circuit court has au
thorized me to issue $210,000 of receivers
certificates bearing 6 per cent secured by a
first ilen on property worth $1,000,0000. I um
offering a limited number In denomina
tions of $100, $500 and $1,000 to net the pur
chaser 8'fc per cent.
LYSLE I. ABBOTT, RECEIVER,
Telephone A 1324. 403 Ware Block, Omaha.
1100 to $10,000 made promptly. F. D. Wead.
Weed Bldg.. ISth and Farnam.
FIVB PER CENT MONET
to loan on
Omaha business property.
THOMAS BRENNAN,
Room 1. New York Life Bidg.
LOANS to Home owners and home build
era, with privilege of making partial pay
meate semi-annually.
W. H. THOMAS.
601 Flret National Bank Bide
MONEY TO LOAN-Payne Investment Co.
LOWEST RATES Bmn. Brandela Bldg.
REAL ESTATE WANTED
WE HAVE BUYERS FOR
$. I and T-roora bouaea If prices are right
we ean sell your property for you.
NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO,
, Bulte B34 N. Y. Lira B'dg.
SWAPS
BUSINESS corner lot on 16th St. clear
mm aume casn io iracie lor house and
large ground Don't care iiow far out,
but must be close to car.
155 acres highly improved, all In culti
vation. $100 per acre Clear: trade for in.
come property and assume reasonable
amount.
NOWATA LAND & LOT CO..
Bulte 624 N. Y. Life Bldg. Red 1999.
OI'ARTKB eeti.m of Il,,n
land for stock of clothing nd furnishing
(uuua. Aauress x aji, care of Bee.
You Want a Farm
the ether fellow wanta cily property er
etoek of goods. We want tne conunUaloa.
tend us full description la tlist letter aoe
wo will g.t you a trade.
NOWATA LAND LOT CO.,
f ulie 24 N. Y Lite bid:. Red 1WH
FOR KXCH ANGK $3,500 Lincoln hous
9 rooms for Ktovk of clothing and fur-
Uiwning goods. Address Y S.', care of Bee
TAILORS
O. A. LIN QUEST CO.. 136 PAXTON BLK.
MAX MOKH13. $01 BROWN BLOCK.
V. TAUCHEN. Krug Theater Bidg.
WANTED TO BUY
BEST PRICE paid tor second-hand furnl
ture. carpets, clothing and snoea 'Phone
Douglas JS71
HIGHEST prices paid for scrap motals
nd rubbers. A. B. Alpirn. Omaha, Neb.
REISER pays best for furniture, eta.
Antique furniture cheap. 1020 Center. D. tool
WANTED -S. 000 feather beds. Write or
'phone D. 1K60. Metropolitan Feather Co.,
Sol N. 20th.
DO YOU WANT TO SELL PART OF
YOUR LAND?
Write a description of It, buildings,
water, near what town. Make 70 words of
It all and send It to The Omaha Bee with
1 cents foe each Insertion. People In Ne
braska have .ioney and want land. They
look io The Omaha Be tor real estate of
ferings. Ai;d they get ih,um In The Be.
When you w;in nn ,ou want when
you want it, say so through The Bee Want
. Ad columns. - . ,
WANTED TO BUY
(Continued
WANTED
Horses ami Mules.
We w'sh to purchase several servlceshly
sound, good work teams; will pay top
prices. Apply at 902 New York Life Bldg.,
cit
WANTED. TO BUY Second-hand oda
fountain. Call st 1.1IJ Douglas St.
WANTED TO RENT
We Are Getting Numerous Call
For Houses of Ail Ultra. List With Ua
NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO..
U4 N. Y. Ufa Bldg Phone Red IN
GOVERNMENT NOTICES
OFFICE OF THE, CONSTRUCTING
Wuaricrmaxier, Cheyenne, vtyoming, May
3. l'.tlo. fieutca proposals in triplicate, will
be received at mis ottice until ;M a. m.,
Atountain I'line, Monuay, May 2.1, 1910, at
miiicm tunc liiey will be opened in public,
lor the construction, piumolng, wiring for
electric motors and Hunts, electric fixtures,
furnishing and installation of laundry ma
chinery and equipment, boiler, feed pump,
'tc, lor one (D i,aundry, Plana No. 234-n,
Fort 1. A. Russell, Wyoming. Plans and
specifications for the Inspection of bidders
are on I lie In this office, also the offices
ot the chief (Juartennaster, Department of
the Lakes. Chicago, Illinois; Chief quarter
master, Dtpartment of the Missouri,
Omaha. .Nebraska;. Chief Quartermaster,
Department of the Colorado, Denver, Colo
rado, and the Secretary of the Builders'
Exchange, St. Paul. Minnesota. Proposal
blanks and General Instructions to Bidders
may be had upon application to this office.
The Government reserves the right to re
ject or accept any or all bids or any part
thereof. Envelopes containing proposals
should be Indorsed "Proposals for Laundry,
Fort D. A. Russell, Wyoming, to be opened
May 23, 1910," and addressed to V. K. Hart,
Captain 15th Infantry. Acting Quarter
master, United Sattes Army, In charge of
Construction. Room 3, Keefe Hall, Chey
enne, Wyoming. M5-6-7-9-20-21
FORT MKADK. S. D.. MAY I. 1910.
!enmd proposals, in triplicate, will b re
ceived here until 10 a. m.. Mountain time,
June 1. 1910. for constructing Concrete
Dam and clearing reservoir site. In con
nection with Fott Meude. S. D., water
system. Plans and sneciflcatlons may be
seen at offices of Chief Quartermaster. De
partment of the Mlssou'l. Omaha, Neb.;
Department of the Colorado, Denver, Colo.;
Department of the Lakes. Chicago, 111.;
Department of Dakota, St. Paul, Minn.,
and this office, at which latter place all
Information may he obtained on applica
tion. A deposit of $:0, to insure return, Is
required before plans are sent on Ind.Udial
application. Envelopes containing proposal'
should be endorsed "Proposals for Dam '
and addressed to Constructing Ouartr
master. M5-7-9-10 27-23
Office, Fort Des Moines. 7a., Mav S, 1910
Sealed proposals, in triplicate, will re
ceived here until 3 D. m.. standard time.
June 3. 1910. and then opened for the In
stallation of a Steam llettlng Plant In the
Hospital at Fort Des Moines, la. Blank
forms, plans, specifications and full Infor
mation obtained at this office. A deposit
of $5 required for each set of plans. En
velopes containing rironosals should be In
dorsed "Proposals for Steam Heating P'ant
for Post Hospital" and addressed Con
structing Quartermaster, Fort Des Moines,
J a. MB-7-9-28-31J1
LEGAL NOTICES
NOTICE OF SALE OF IRRIGATION Dis
trict bonds To ail whom It may concern:
Notice la herebv Blven thai tnu Board of
Directors oi the Kimball irrigation District
has declared its intention to sell and will
sell ihs entire issue of the bonds of said
district heretofore authorized to be issued
iy said board and by the electors of said
district, to-wit: The sum nt '1'wn Hundred
and Fiity Thousand (JloO.OOO) Dollars or any
pan or said issue, at the office or saia
board on the corner of First and Chestnut
Streets in Kimball, County of Kimball and
State of Nebj-BRkn in Saturday. Mav 14,
1910, at the hour of 12:00 o'clock noon. Sealed
proposals will Le received by tne board at
its said office for the purchase of said
uuuus until tne day and Hour name aDovu,
at which time the said board will open
the proposal and award the purchase of
the bonds to the highest t-eauonsibla bidder
or bidders, the board, however, reserving
mo ngni to reject any and ail bias, no
bonds can be sold by said board at less
than ninety-five 195) per cent of their
face value. The said bonds are payable
in from ten to twenty vears a. id bear six
per cent Interest, payable semi-annually;
uuui interest and prlm'lpal being payable
from assessments levied upon all the real
estate in said district. All bids must be
accompanied by certified check, payable to
the order of the Kimball Irrigation Distrlot
for not less than two (2) per cent of the
amount of the bid, said Check to be re
tained by the district as liquidated damages
in case the bid which said check accom
panies shall be accepted by the board and
the bidder shall refuse or fall to carry out
his bid. By order of the Boaid of Directors.
VHE KIMBALL IRRIGATION DISTRICT.
by l. s. walker, President. Attest: Fred
R. Morgan, Secretary. . A21d 24 1
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS NOTICE IS
hereby given that sealed proposals for
building and furnishing an addition to the
Yerdijrre school house in accordance with
plans and specifications to be furnished by
me noara or Education win be received by
the Board of Education of School District
No. fc3 of Knox county, Nebraska, at the
office of Harry A. Walker in the town of
Verdigre, Nebraska, on or before May 15.
1910. Each bid must be accombanied bv a
certified check for $500. The board reserves
the right to reject any or all bids. The
plans and specifications are now on file In
the office of said Harry A. Walker, where
they may be Inspected. Harry A. Walker.
secretary. M6d7t
OCEAN STEAMSHIPS
HAMBURG AMERICAN
Ail Modem Bafat Oavlcea iWlrala lull
London-Paris- Hamburg
SO'l. WI'sm M)r lt.lpmPrak Lincoln .. Jun. 1
K. Au. Vic... May 21:0tuna Juna 1
Illuacher May 5 America Juna 4
Deutirhlana ..... May 28Pras. Orant .. June t
Hlti-rarlton a la Carta nataurmnt.
fHamtmri dlract. Naw.
Bamburg-Americaa Xilae, 46 I'wif, M. T.
or local Acenta ,
Census Guesses
Are Fabrications
Durand Says Returns from Enumer
ators Not Received, So Published
Stories Lack Foundation. '
WASHINGTON, May 6 In denial of a
number of published stories giving what
purported to be estimates of the popula
tion of some of the citlea of the
United States as shown by the ne
census. C. Dana Durand, director
of the census, declared emphatically
that no official announcement of the
population of any city or state In the
United Slates or ot the United States as a
whole will be made for some time to come,
and, further, that the fact that these re
turns from the enumerators have not been
received emphasizes the Impossibility of
any official statement or even estimate be
ing given at this time."
The niaai Coat of Llvln
Increases the price of many necessities
without improving the quality. Foley'
Honey and Tar maintains It high standard
of excellence and Its great curative qual
ities without any Increase In cost. It I the
best remedy for cough, colds, croup.
Whooping cough and all ailments of the
throat, cheat and lungs. The genuine Is
In a yellow package. Refuse aubstitutes.
For sale by all druggists.
Red ("load Belli Mhenaadoah.
SHENANDOAH. la. May 4. tSoecla
Telegram.) The Shenandoah Minks lost a
game here yesterday In a aeries with Bed
Cloud. Neb., by a score of to 7. The
teams showed good form and runs evened
up till the last Inning. Shenandoah's next
games here are with the Nebraska Indians,
SIDELIGHTS ALONG
WASHINGTON BYWAYS
Once a month there appears uron Ih?
streets of Washington an aged man who
bears a striking resemblance to General
Robert E. Lee. The man Is, in fact. Gen- j
eral George Washington Curtis I.ee, a son
of the leader of the confederate army, who
served as a major general in the rebel
army.
General Lee's regular visits to Washing
ton are not for the purpose of renewing
old acquaintances. He always has a more
practical mission. As soon as h leaves
the train the old soldier walks to the Ebblt
JrtXiE.AlNT
to lei us
house barber shop. A negro barber greets
him courteously, the general steps into the ,
chair and has his hair cut. After leavinjr
the barber shop he steps across the street
to the law offices of his son, Robert E.
Lee, where he remains for a few minutes.
He then takes an early afternoon tialn
back to hla home in Fairfax county.
General Lee Is president emeritus of
Washington and Lee university, of whk-h
institution his father also wa president.
The striking manner In vhlch he resem
bles his famous father In every detail was
(Illustrated by the sculptor who was se
lected to design the statue of General Lee
which now stands in Statuary hall at the
capitol. The sculptor had an excellent
death mask of the confederate general, but
was somewhat puzzled about the size of
the hands until he was informed that Gen
eral George Washington Custls Lee was
the living Image of his father. The sculptor
thereupon took an Impression of the hands
of the Bon.
General Robert Lee, by the way, is th9
subject of much debate in some quarters
at the present time, as the result of state
ments recently made by Senator Lodge of
Massachusetts to the effect that he was
not a citizen of the United States wlten he
died. The proclamation of President John
son granted annesty to all confederate
soldiers below the rank of colonel. All
officers above that rank were required to
take an oath of allegiance to the United
States before being restored to citizenship.
Senator Lodge has asserted that General
Lee did not take that oath, although he )
The Tired Business
BT WALTER A. SINCLAIR.
Why didn't the judge lock up the Hcinze
jury and take away newspapers and
drinks?" asked Friend Wife.
After they had been condemned to be
electrocuted by lawyers, too," said the
Tired Business Man. "What are we coming
to? They are undoubtedly guilty of being
eligible for jury duty and any man who
can be found to be that now days ought
to be locked up. At least long enough for
a commission to examine them.' I suppose
that an appeal could be composed to the
tune of 'Helnze Jury pickled again.'
'I don't see what protection we are going
to have from jurors being left at large to
run amuck or a couple of mucks, and
liable to eat too much pie or read the
papers or even tip in a occasional libation
during their three weeks or a month's con
finement furthering the ends of justice. In
our most popular trials It has been the
custom for juror to close up their business
and retire, bid farewell to their families,
leaving them without vlslble"neans of sup
port, get discharged If they were employes,
take a final bath and home made meal,
lay In a supply of clean linen and Immure
themselves In the cloister.
For men in need of complete change of
atmosphere nothing could, be more com
pletely different than the ripe atmosphere
of a court room. True, a Jury box chair is
not as comfortable ns an upholstered
leather swivel chair and one cannot perch
his feet on the railing and smoke during
the equlnoxlal weeks of the trade winds,
known a nolue by counsel. But it Is a
regular life. The keeper leads his charges
Into the pen at the same time each day,
unless one of the lawyer has an Impor
tant engagement, and they are taken back
nightly.
'Jurors are treated with consideration,
almost with kindness, In spite of their be
nighted condition. Tou never heard of a
keeper beating a juror, although 'tis rum
ored iq the bazar that one Juror occasion
ally beats another, but only at the en
chanting pastime called poker. Considering
that one ran have a game every night
without having to square It with his wife,
HOW FOOLISH,
St "?
r1
He's a nice fellowjo taker
firl nahlnj."
"Why, what did he doT
He&hedr
advised his soldiers to do so. This Mate
inent has been disputed hy some of Lee s
followers, and officials of the congressional
library have been requested to look up The
records. They have been at work several
days, but thus far have found no docu
ment to disprove the assertion ot th Mas
sachusetts senator.
"There Is one congressional dlstrct In
the state of Kentucky," said a member of
the house from that slate the other diy,
"where the democratic leaders have been
fy-
1 fSi
discouraged in their efforts to oust Repre
sentative Don C. Edwards.
"Republicans had been seTit to congress
from that district for a long time by reaon
of the fact that it had been gerryman
dered, and 'today the district stretches
through nineteen counties. When Beck
ham was governor the democrats decid d
to make a determined effort to get out a
big democratic vote. It was known that
there were thousands of mountalners who
did not go to the polls, principally becaus
the polling places were far removed from
their homes and because they did not have
the means of transportation.
The democrats rounded up all the horses
and mules they could rent and sh'ppe.1
them through the district. Willing workers
were sent through the district to urge the
mountalners to show their love of party
by using these animals to get to the polls.
"There was no doubt about the will ng
ness of the Inhabitants of the Kentucky
mountains to exercise the franchise when
given an opportunity. They came down the
hills In droves. The plan seemed to be
working beyond the wildest dreams of the
democratic leaders. In fact, they thought,
a way had been discavered to turn what
seemed to be an overwhelmingly republi
can district over to the democrats.
"Sad was the story which was revealed
by the count of ballots. It was found that
the republican majority was 33,003, whith
waa about 11,000 more than the average.
Hereafter if the mountain voters want to
go to the polls they, will have to provids
their own trairsporatlon."
Mao
Jurors Are Con
demned to Elocution
"TRADE WINDS."
I think being locked up has Its advantages.
"Of course Jurors often may wonder
peevishly why they should be locked up
while the defendant ran come and go at
will, can get at home if he has one, can
see a show, can discuss the case with some
body if he dares and can read the news
paper accounts until he gets mad. But then
he Is the defendant, while tbey are only
the Jurors, who ought to be glad they are
not shot at sunrise even If the appealing
lawyer sometimes asserts they were half
shot.
"Think of having to exist dally and
nightly with eleven other strangers who
have been selected to try a defendant and
then of being admonished not to discuss
the case! Have to eat it, Inhale it and
live it daily and be just bursting to men
tion something about it and then have to
stifle It.. I suppose a case could be ap
pealed If a juror talked In his sleep.
"The newspapers served to Jurors are
nothing but rims, with all the Interesting
reading and cartoons cut out. Even harm
less stories, which one 1 dying to read,
are liable to he prflnted on the reverse side
of the sheet containing an account of the
trial and gets censored out. But it serves
them right for being Jurors. They are
treated a defectives; lawyers standing a
are prescribed, they are talked to a though
they were deaf, their hour and habits
ar prescribed, they are talked to as though
they were devoid of reasoning. They ought
to be locked up. I wonder why the custom
doesn't go further and lock tip the Judges,
the prosecutors and the court Janitor ev
erybody but the defendant?" v
"Women would make good Jurors," ob
served Friend Wife, Irrelevantly.
"I said Juror are not allowed to discuss
a case," said the Tired Business Man.
(Copyright, 1810, by N. T. Herald Co.)
Daily Health Hint
In our climate, subject, aa we often are,
to rapid change and extreme of tempera
ture, the physical system la naturally more
or lees debilitated. In this connection we
are predisposed to colds, fever, and other
trouble. Fruit and acid vegetables are
known to be good corrective for this
debilitated condition.
If you have anything to sell or exchange
advertise It In The Bee Want Ad columns.
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COPYRIGHT, 1910, BT THE
tr-
The Onlooker
9
Paterson, (N. J.) man was denied cltixen
shlp papers on airing his knowledge to
the extent of declaring that "T'eddy"
Roosevelt was not president and that the
laws of the land were mar'e In Passlac by
"Joe" Cannon. The fellow may have been
half right at that, but things that Jar us
must be discouraged.
i
See that Mr. Hammerstein will give no
operatic performances next season In this
country. And this takes in Philadelphia.
Cincinnati la ha been taken to a hospi
tal to have an operation performed by a
surgeon to make him a better boy. Um!
In the old days when persons lived in
homes Instead of apartments, an opera
tion on the back parlor by Dr. Ma with a
slipper would have sufficed.
Civil service commission will hold an
examination on May 7 to determine the
Til E DAI
VOL. I.
THE BUMBLE BEE.
A. STINGER Editor
NO ADS AT ANY PRICE
NO BAD MONEY TAKEN.
Communications welcomed,
and neither signature nor re
turn postage required. Ad
dress the Editor.
We Itraent It.
On only one possible hypo
thesis can we account for the
tory that cornea from Nor
way to, the effect that Colonel
Roosevelt spent two hour
with
King Haakon, drinking
tea.
That is, that the cable
company was crowded vilth
buslneca, and couldn't spend
the time necessary to tend
the right name of the bever
age, relying on the discern
ment of the colonel's friends
out west to understand what
Mas really meant.
Can
vou Imagine the hero
ot
San Juan, the terror of
the African Jungle, the man
who taught the octupus to
Jump through, He down, roll
over and be dead, diinking
tea? Or the ruler of the
Norsemen, even If they have
descended a long, long way
from the day cf Sven of the
Forked Beard, King Olaf, and
other of song and atory, mak
ing a night of it with a
favored guest, over a dlh of
tea? Far be It from such.
Who
could say "Skoal!"
cup of tea? And what
over
would
a wassail Pout db on
such a drink?
With all our fores. The
Bumble Bee resents the im
putation that Teddy has come
down to tea, when he Is setting
In to tell a story to a real
gent
he
and certainly not when
la hobnobbing with a
king
And If you don't bell;v
it ask Keth Bullock.
J.at Walt.
Whatever load of woe may
have oppressed you as the re
sult of the hard winter; what
ever spprf heturtve thought rny
have slipped Its sinister solf
Into your soul, you may now
be a .smi ied that a l.ory calm I
coming to your perturbed
spirit. The worst lies passed,
and lha bright gonfalon of
hope (whatever that Is) again
aMttHattJ. I I III . I II aaaaat, J 11 I II i ill nil ei en ea all Llias SJaiaa BWIIT
"h they're: , , s ,-
POMTNG ME OUT HF.ARTHE.M i f p5Rf?5rM
TO THE COP COMING OP (wU
Ithe gelmtleman the s.tarj. m
VBURGLAR-WELl' I WOHDtR IF !
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NEWY6RK EVENfNQ TELEGRAM. (NEW YORK HERALD
fitness of applicants for the position of
poBtmaster of Wheatfleld. near Saltsburg,
Pa. The Job pay 18 cents a day. Stop
that laughing, out there! Said we were
going to havo economy and we meant it.
Governor Fort of New Jersey, has re
fused the offer as a gift of the costume of
an Indian rajah, valued at SZG.OOO and In
cluding a Jewelled belt, with Jewelled
sword and white broadcloth uniform. Too
bad. The legislators hlght have liked to
utilise the garb at the high Jinks attending
the next adjournment.
Baltimore resident, aged 60, has put In
a bid for the frugality medal by saving
his dead wife's clothes until he found a
woman they would fit before remarrying.
In England they are planning to Imitate
the French by choosing forty Immortals.
Better wait until Colonel Roosevelt ar
rives; then they'll only have to worry get
ting thirty-nine, or he'll take the Job off
their shoulders entirely.
Incidentally, how far did the knowledge
LYgjffrU M
OMAHA, MAY 6, 1910.
floats high above the citadel.
A paean of praise is heard,
and all Is well again. Joyful
notes of btiRy workmen arose
the slumbering echoes along
the city streets; hosts of toll
ing men chatter volubly In the
liquid accents of Sunny It',
and all fs well In Omaha again.
Why this change in the sit
uation? Oh, nothing much. Tom
Flynn haa his new auto, and
the voters are proud to think
that they are directed by so
swell a boss.
That' all! Just wait until
you see Tom, and then you'll
understand.
ing the report with a
ascertaining Its origin.
Burslars Make Hleta Haul.
HEBRON, Neb., May 6
Burglars invaded the home of
Colonel Abner Bloodgood, six
miles southwest of Hebron last
night and carried away six
prize porkers. The hoga were
about ready for market, and
Colonel Bloodgood, as a pre
caution, had placed them In
the parlor for safe-keeping.
The burglars evidently used
skeleton keys as a mean of
entrance, and It Is supposed
that the squeal of hoga was
rendered somnolent by copious
doses of chloroform. -A tray
of diamonds carelessly left on
a table in trie reception hall,
through which the burglars
passed, waa unmolested. On
top of the tray of Jewels, the
burglara left this note:
Ilnlloek Admit !
PEADWOOD. S. ., May .
(Special Telesram.l Seth
Bullock says it's o. and
that he would have shot any
son of a gun who had dared to
peep. Moreover, he says It
was the day after he had ex
plained to the colonel what
the Indians meant when they
ejaculated "Bushwa!" at the
end of each of hla periods.
Joe Gossaga was up from
Rapid City today and says he
recalls the incident vividly, es
pecially because It reminds
him so strongly of the day
Colonel Bryan and Governor
"Andv" Ix-e spoke at Rapid
City during the same cam
paign. Colonel Bryan had just
finished hla exhortation In be
half of the sacred ratio, and
Governor Lee was railed on to
make a speech. He stood at
the front of the platform and
said:
"ladles ant Yentlemens: I
He not no speaker. like
Mr. Bryan bees; Aye be yust
plain Swede man, and gov
ernor; but I got same toughts
on dl har question like Mr.
Bryan ha. I t'lnk It been
yust the same mtt wheat and
silver bof bin dollar bushel."
Wo care not who has tin
diamonds. What we wan
la hogs.
After removing the ho,j
from the parlor, the maraud
ers lifted them Into one of
Colonel Bloodgood' 48 h. p.
automobiles and tped away.
A reward of J1.000 ha been
offered and the colonel humbly
promise to ask no questions.
South Omaha paper please
copy.
Whoa, luioaeuel
No, Imogeno. that rumbling
you heat was not a seismic
echo; the Peerless One over st
Lincoln was merely giving
private expression to hi
thoughts concerning the Otoe
county commlsloners.
V. Hear
That the Peerless On may
carry a tent with Mm when
he got to Otoe county.
That the movement to change
the name ef South Omaha to
Hide Park will probably be
placed In cold storage.
That If-
John O. Yelser,
F-arly riser.
Way out In Punrt
Would practice law
In Omaha
Taxpayer he must b
That th steepes of Rusiia
re tame ' compared wltlv
Omaha's court house steps.
That the expre companies
' A LI Nlle
RED BANK, N. J.. May .
The report emanating from
Coney Island to the effect that
Bill C'ndy Invested In a hair
rut one evening the front end
of the week is nailed a He.
Your correspondent ha inves
tigated and I pleaaed to report
that thus far Colonel Cody
stands Innocent of shattering
tradition. BUI McCune 1 sift
CO.L M Rights Reervd,
of a death penalty act as a deterrent to
Albert Wolter? Boston Globe. It was no
deterrent. The common immunity from
punishment of evildoers was a strong In
centive, though.
Might rig up an extra chair in Sing Hing
for the week of June 6, In the event of
Lawyer Scott, finding Fred . Ahner, "aged
21 Rhnrt anil tnlnb mmt u- Ih m ihrnsd rha,l
ana siiKnuy dbiq over tne roreneaa. ins
mysterious person saia io da concernea in
the death of . little, Ruth Wheeler. . That'
all.
feter Megan. Drought to par arter a
lnnaa of fivA vpnra fnr lh muvjtr nf Tt W
Joyce, pleads guilty to assault, the charge
Is changed to meet the plea, and with noth
ing worse ahead than , one of those con
venient indeterminate sentence, there Is
nothing to do but sing "Long Live the
System," call the next case and repeat the
performance. While we love to mouthe
"The mills of God grind slowly," and so
on, some persons seem determined to re
mind us that at times the motive power li
stopped.
BIX 5eb
.NO. 185.
view to
expect to do a corking go d
business In Lincoln.
That the wets capture 1
Omaha yesterday but It was
only a wet water victory.
-' That the Peerless one kept
his prohibition view.4 bottl d
up a mighty long time, consid
ering how easy it Is to flrab a
corksciew.
THE GENTLE CVVIC
If you are going to' ask a
man to take your part, be
sure he doesn't take a.'.'ifcyou
a:.'Y
have.
Some people never have a
how because they are al
ways waiting for free passes.
Money causes some people
quite as much worry as the
lack of It causes other people.
A girl shouldn't have a
pinched look Just because a
fellow gives her a squeeze.
Wealth may not bring true
Happiness, but 10i of us
us would be satisfied with
the Imitation.
There are lots of different
kind of fools, but some fel
lows try to be ail of them at
once.
When a politician lends
hla Influence he generally
charge a pretty high rata of
Interest. t
It take a pretty strong pull
for some fellow to pull them
selves together.
A SPBIQ RAIN.
From the Gotham Oaseue.
Monday'a rain tt d'4 lot? jA
good;
It came down good, and
plenty.
Oh! It mad . every ihVng ii
green f
All over Wstcheer
county,
The trees In verdure they
clad. '
The gras I emerald gre
ery.
The plant ar beginning
look nice.
Quit beautiful. I
cenery.
WhfrVn be more prtt
nice '
Than an earlv day 1n spl
It Is of outward signs of O
a dav "
I have endesvoreS to su!
-Kuuheml Jtfmans Slmp,
besipiiuig next uonaav.
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