6 TIIE HKK: OMAHA. WKDXKSDAY. MAY 4. 1910. 'Hie omaha Daily Bee, POINDED BT EDWARH ROPEWATEIl. VICTOR fcosEWATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omaha poetofflce second ciaM mmir. TKRMH OP" urBSCHIPTIVN. Ially llff (Inrluding Hunriay), per week.lSe lally Hee without Hundayi, per wk..iw lany Bee (without flundayi, one year. .$4" Dany H-e and Sunday, on )'r .00 liKIJVKHKI) BY CAKKIKK. Evening He (without Sunday). per ik.(c kvenlng Mee (with Hunday, per weak....iuc Sunday Hee. one year $&W Saturday He, one year I.H Address all complaint of Irregularis In delivery to City Circulation Department OFFICE". Omaha The Bee HulMIng Mouth Omaha Twenty-fourth and N. Council Kluffa 15 ott fitiett. Lincoln MX Little Holldlr.g. t'hicago-MM Marquette Building. New 'or. Iliwmi ilOI-1102 No. 14 Weat Thlrt -third Street. Washinglon-T&i Fourteenth Street, N. W. CORRKKPO.NDKXCK. Commtmlratlotia relating to new and editorial 'matter should ba addressed: Omaha Bee, Kclltorlal Department. REMITTANCES. Remit hy draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing Company, only 2-cent atampa received In payment of mail account.- Personal check, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, nut accepted. STATEMENT OF CtRCl'DATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, .: George B. Tzscbuck. treasurer of The Bee Fuhllahlng Company, being duly aworn, aaya that the actual number of full and complete copie of The Dalb', Morning. Evening and Monday Bee prlnten during the month of April, 1S10, waa aa follow: 1 43,800 It 43,730 2 43,910 17 49,300 t 43,100 1 44,400 1 48,770 43,40 7 43,690 1 4390 43,000 10 44,800 It 19.... 20.... 21 ... . 22 21 ...43,360 ...43,680 , . .40,660 . . .48,660 . . .43,680 . . .43,100 . .43,640 . .43,660 ..43,000 . .48,660 . .43,700 24 41,400 26 43,840 2S 48,630 27 48,600 2t 48,890 29 48,760 80 49,970 Total . 1,364,840 Returned 'coplea , 10,431 Net total ........1,374,119 Dally average 48.470 UriOKGE kt. TiSSCHUCn.. Treaaurer. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to before me this 2d day ot May, 1910. Id. P. WALKER. Notary Public Subscriber leaving; the pity tew porarlly hoalt kvc The Be mailed to them. Addresses will be rhanaed aa oftrt aa requeated. Ice King Morse in a cool fighter. Some college professors would make Ideal yellow Journalists. The custom of kissing the ruler is tot observed in Holland. The colonel's reception in Holland was a sort of family affair. ' And now Mr. Bryan is going to pun ish those who disagreed with him. Mr. Hearst loves the spot-light, but not wheu Mayor Gaynor Is working the switch. The rush act and friendly touch are not affected by the high money rate of Interest. In one respect Lincoln la ahead of Omaha. They have more small per down there. Mr. Bryan says Mr. Roosevelt will come back an insurgent. Did Mr. Roosevelt wire him to that effect? Omaha will be mighty glad to enter tain the West Point cadets during the Ak-Sar-Ben period, or at any other time. It perhaps does not occur to the committee on speakers after this to Invite Mayor Gaynor to "speak plainly." Dick Croker says, speaking of Paul han, men have no right to try to master the air. Too much air was not Richard's sin. The Spirit of the West. In two hours and a half San Fran cisco raised more than $4,000,000 In support of the Panama-Pacific exposi tion, an enterprise projected in cele bration of the building of the Panama canal. The money was raised at a mass meeting of cltliens on the floor of the Merchants' Exchange. The highest single pledge was $200,000, there being two such. What does it mean, this prodigality of giving? It means, it is, the spirit, not alone of San Francisco, of Cali fornia, but of the west the spirit that does big things in a big war. It is that same spirit that raised the new San Francisco from the ruins of the mother city, a spirit that laughs at disaster, that hurls defiance in the face of calamity, that will not down even under the ominous might of an earthquake New Orleans, Washington, and little San Diego sought to secure this expo sition, but while they were extolling their virtues and claims in petitions and their press, this audacious guar dian of the Golden Gate was securing the prlte. San Francisco forgot to ask the world to give it support; she for got to solicit outside sentiment, she forgot all except to go straight to the business of getting what she wanted. It looks like she has made Borne prog ress. Americans admire a winner. That is why many cities and states which before may not have felt much con cern in this matter, will be for Ran Francisco. But S.an Francisco, In this case, means California, for the state is back of the city, and even Los An geles is contributing heavily toward the ultimate $5,000,000 which San Francisco has pledged. Now, having raised this money, San Francisco will send Its delegation on to Washington to present Its claim for the exposition, which Is to be a world's exposition, built oc the most elaborate plans. New Railroad Bed Fellows. The report that James J. Hill and former Senator W. A. Clark of Mon tana had formed an alliance for rail road aggression In the Pacific north west is now accredited in financial cir cles, which at first discounted the story, and, on the other hand, a com bination is reported between President Lovett of the Union Pacific and Presi dent Ripley of the Santa Fe. These forces are undoubtedly array ing themselves in contemplation of the vast Increase In traffic which will flow from the interior to the Pacific coast when the Panama canal is opened. Hill and Clark, It Is believed, are pre paring to criss-cross the Pacific north west with new lines and finally work down into the old Harrlman territory, with an entrance into San Francisco as the ultimate goal, the goal to which Mr. Hill has for years aspired. Lovett and Ripley, with their Southern Pa cific and Santa Fe, will then attempt to invade the Hill domain on the north. Tnia Mill ciam combination seems n'l the more plausible In view of the that . Clark owns the San Pedro fret i Salt Lake City to Los Angeles and the ocean, which would afford a fine outlet for Hill interests In that direction. The late Mr. Harriman was powerful enough to force Clark to let him In on $20,000,000 worth of this San Pedro stock, but the deal was al ways regarded as questionable and subject to attack under the anti-trust prosecution. Clark, therefore, must now realise bis. ability to make this al liance with Hill and defy the Harrl man interests to stop him, knowing that they would not be in a position to enforce an objection. the fireworks that might be sold In Opiaha during the "glad" season and dump them into the river. The risk of one boy's life or limb, or the danger of a general conflagration, is of far greater consideration than the Interest manufacturers and vendors ot ex plosives may have in it. Patriotism that can only be vented in a way that is dangerous, not only to the patriot, but to his neighbors, Is better suppressed. Clark Howell of the Atlanta Consti tution thinks Georgia would lead a break from the solid south for Roose velt. Yes, or Taft. , With insurgency ; among the repub licans and revolt among the demo crats, Indiana ought to have a rather enjoyable campaign. Lurton'i First Trust Case. Because of the criticism that fol lowed the president's appointment of Judge Lurton to the supreme court, the latter's first trust case utterance, in the appeal of the Mississippi lumber combine, becomes a matter of common Interest. The court decides against the trust and dissolves it. On the same day the court also decides against the Standard Oil company In Tennessee, ousting it from that state. Both rases were appealed by the respective states, whose arms In combatting powerful combines are upheld by Judge Lurton and his associates. The antl Lurton sentiment had a right to a hearing and was accorded it, though perhaps it went a little too far In Its severity. That being true, the decision in hand might without in justice to anyone be regarded as proof of Judge Lurton's fairness and a vin dication of the president's choice. It Is not to be supposed, however, that Mr. Taft would make an appointment where such vindication was necessary. The Mississippi lumber case was of far-reaching effect. It extended be yond state boundaries and will have some Interest In Nebraska, where many lumbermen go south for their pur chases. The combine was particularly arbitrary in its aggression. It coldly forbade any of its members to deal with a manufacturer or wholesaler who sold to consumers in their respec tive localities under certain conditions. The penalty was a boycott, with all Its most obnoxious attributes. The action In both these cases must be accepted as indicating the court's predisposition lielther one way or the other in trust litigation, but Its complete sympathy with the general movement for a wider scope of Justice in dealing with the smaller interests. time when our relations were more friendly with South American repub lics than they are today, he repeats i what well Informed people know. This' Is due largely to the diplomacy of Sec retary Knox, whom the president also highly praises for his negotiation of tariff agreements under the maximum and minim lm clause. The publication of expense accounts by the parties Involved In the late wet or dry contest In Lincoln shows that it takes money to buy talk, as well as to buy whisky. Also that neither side had much on the other when it came to funds. Edward Payson Weston has again concluded a transcontinental walk, thus proving that a man past three score and ten can do anything that is not too much for his strength and endurance. Prohibition has sustained a defeat in the fight for governor In the Ala bama primaries, which is another evi dence of the fact that the south is not thoroughly wedded to no-lioense. An Experiment Worth While. Chicago Record-Herald. Clark Howell, editor of the Atlanta Con stitution, thinks Hcosevelt will smash the solid south If he runs for the presidency again. Everyone will admit that It would be an interesting experiment. Comrade. Philadelphia Ledger. Anybody perturbed by the belief of cer tain people that the comet is to simish all things mundane may find comfort In the fact that the same people contend, with' tuual fervor, that the earth in flat. I.re of Prosperity. New York Tribune. The tide of immigration U again run ning at the 1106-'07 flood. The Inflow may not be welcome from every point of view, but It is a sure index of industrial re vival. A huge volume of Immigration points to the existence of abundant na tional prosperity. Here is where a poet gets it. Sir Alfred Austin has decided to write a few stanzas on "The Man With the Big Stick." We had' hoped for better. The Iowa woman who shot her hus band in the neck while aiming at a dog merely illustrates what has been suspected and occasionally expressed. The colonel may be slowing up. but so long as he ran plunge Into local electlona in France -and England as a factor soma people will have to be ahown. Aa a matter of police regulation Omaha ought to have a safe and sane Fourth. It the city council will not take action the police' authorities still have the power. Omaha's Water Situation. The situation as regards Omaha's water supply has resolved Itself into this condition: The quality of water now furnished is condemned by medical experts, and the quantity of water furnished is con demned by the- users. The demand for water has grown beyond the ca pacity of the present plant to supply. The Omaha Water board admits that the company made an offer to increase the rapacity ot the plant, but the board did not deign tc notice the offer because it had no faith in the com pany's integrity. The Water board later approached the company with an offer of compromise, which was re jected because the water company did not believe the Water board was act ing In good faith. Thus it is apparent that neither side trusts the other. The Water board Is powerless to enforce Its orders and the water company will not grant any favors. If the work of making the needed extensions were begun today the relief desired would not be availa ble before next spring. The question is, Has not Omaha waited long enough? The school board, having adopted a uniform plan for the Omaha public schools, might now go a little farther and adopt a uniform color for the hair and eyes of the children who attend these schools. The million-dollar rain of Sunday was the best tb'.ng that haa happened to Nebraska In a loqg time. In fact, the entire west shares in that benefit, and business' will be all the better be cause the menace to cropa haa been removed. The water-logged statesman is again putting himself on record aa a prophet. He gives the people of Omaha credit for very little discernment. Hti propheciea of eight years ago are still tjL'fri''f;h in the public mind for his t Buries to carry uuuen weight. A Modest Policeman. Some people think of policemen as vain and vaunting, eager for a leap into the limelight. That is a sordid view, a3 unjust as it Is untrue. A Pittsburg policeman has" proved it by rejecting a proffered privilege which could not fail to give fame, and that, too, without any cost to his personal dignity, a chance to sit with the presi dent of the United States in a box at a base ball game as his guest. The man who declined this remarkable in vitation was Police Sergeant T. J. Mor ley, whose strong resemblance to Mr. Taft has brought him into prominence as his double. When he was asked to occupy a place iu the box beside the president he declined in a written j statement, saying, that while he ap preciated the honor and distinction, and while he admired Mr. Taft per sonally and as president, his natural aversion to notoriety would not per mit him to accept the invitation. Think of It! Where Is there another man, po liceman or what not, who would turn down such an opportunity? One might more easily reconcile this Instance If It had not occurred In Pittsburg. The men In public life there nave not lately been distinguished for their modesty. But people shall have to think of the blue-coated guardians of the law here after as coy, cunning fellows, shrink ing from the suggestion of publicity. Perhaps this is the day the police re porter long has craved. If Sergeant Morley's example becomes popular per haps the reporter who states that "Brave Officer Muldoon made tfie ar rest," when, In fact, it waa Sergeant Mulcabey, will not dread to go near the station for three days. After all, Sergeant Morley, as the man who rpfused to sit with the presi dent, may be more famous than Ser geant Morley who sat with him. Denmark's reception to Colonel Roosevelt is not surpassed by any that has been accorded the distinguished American In Europe. Perhaps not aa demonstrative, !. Is fully as sincere, and if a people so undemonstrative by temperament as the Danes were to be come ostentatious on such an occasion their sincerity might suffer. The king was out of the country, but the crown prince met Mr. Roosevelt and family before they landed, placed a palace at their disposal and, at the king's com mand, had the stars and stripes un furled on all the royal buildings for the first time in history. This must be viewed by all nations as an example of true friendship. Generosity with n Mrlng. New York World. The ultimate consumer would view with equanimity the prospect of higher com modity prices due to the advance of freight rate made by the railroads to offset their increase of wages If he could receive some guarantee that his own income will be In creased to correspond. The spectacle of the railroad enjoying a reputation for liberal ity In a wage Increase which they are merely pasHing on to the public Is calcu lated to occasion certain ironical reflections. ( Freak of Nrntlmrnt. Philadelphia Record. This is no age of commerciallxm; this la a sentimental age. The other day a burg lar was released from the Minnesota peni tentiary because he wrote good poetry, now an Incorrigible girl of lti lias been re leased from the county Jail In Fresno, Cal., because her singing moved the heart of the prosecuting officer, who believed that she had the making of a prima donna in her. If she only had the making of a com mon, everyday .sort of a housewife she would have been left. In the Jail. Washington Life Some latareettBf rhases as 4 Oondlttona Okserret at tat KaUos'a Capitol. Absolutely. Fourth and Firecrackers. Doen the perpetuity of the Amer ican institutions depend on the setting off of unlimited fireworks on the Fourth of July? Is our patriotism best expressed by a nerve-racking din and a tumultuous uproar? Do we really, ahow our love of country and our devotion to humanity by blowing out eyes, shooting off fingers and thumbs, planting the germs ot tetanus, burning property and otherwise spreading destruction on the nation's birthday? These questions are respectfully re ferred to the Omaha city council, which haa Just by vote declared Itself against a "safe and sane" observance of the Fourth. Aa a matter of economy it would be aaving money for the city to buy all COMMONER. ri.EASE COPY. A Few Bright Thought Designed to Danish the Darkness. Brooklyn Eagle (dem.) Apparently, tt Is difficult to please the editor of the Commoner, who was not con sulted about th? offer made to and ac cepted by the governor of this state, which docs not meet with his approval. He ob jects to the appointee because: Ills reputation as a reformer rests upon a few official acts. He vetoed a bill reducing railroad rales in this state to t cents a mile. He was the first prominent man to in terpose opposition to the Income tax, and He Is understood to be a close personal friend of Rockefeller. After all of which comes the allegation that he Is a shining illustration of the type which opposes small crimes and shows no Indignation at the larger formsof legal laed robbery. Well. It happens that Mr. Hughes la now governor because Insurance millions went astiay and because of what he' Hid to put an end to that sort of thing. Nobody pro tested that this form of robbery was on a small scale It waa by wholesale. As to the governor's reputation, It was made before he was commissioned to per form official acta, though It has been sup plemented slnoe. Incidentally his veto of the 2-cent fare bill did much to enhance It. whatever may be said of his objection to the Income tax. Moreover, It la not recorded of the gov ernor that he ever persuaded anybody to draw a will hy which he was to benefit to the extent of $.10,000 at the expense of a widow. Also. It should be added that he will leave Albany with less money than lie had when he began hla service there. occasionally wig nm suuivan makes a few remarks calculated to create an Im pression, possibly because they are rude or crude or both. Yesterday he obseifed: "Let him go. and may Ood be with him. And while I don't know a whole lot about running t'nlted States supreme courts, and I probably wouldn't be asked how to run one, I want to say that I'm dead on the level saying that they couljn't get a bet ter man for that business. We need tel. lows like Hughes on those Jobs, and I'll lay 10 to 1 right off the hat now that he'll make good." Commoner please copy. President Taft Is right wh?n he says that if the insurgents, combining with the democrats, defeat the rail road bill which he initiated and give the country no legislation in that line, they must take the responsibility and not try to shift it onto him and the members of congress who stood by the measure. The British lords had to come to It, though it was hard. The peers have really not shown themselves off to very good advantage In this budget fight, but, after all, the result is but one step Great Britain is taking to ward a more popular form of government. The president's tribute to Secretary Knox is so well fortified by obvious facta aa to be generally appreciated. When he says that there never was a Our Birthday Book The tumult and the Joyous shouting of democrats in congress over the election of two raw recruits In Massachusetts and Nw York have died away. In the sohrr moments of the morning after the shoutrrs are wondering where "the great triumph" comes In. Congrrssmen Foss and Havens are not enthusiastic over party caucus rulea and show a disagreeable tendency toward party Insurgency, Havens signal ised his first day In the house of repre sentatives by voting with the republicans, giving his associates to understand that there was no visible difference between Cannonlsm and Champ Clarklsm. F.qually ralnful to the party la the Independence of Foss. "Foss Is no -democrat," exclaimed one wrathful member of the minority party, as quoted by the Brooklyn Eagle. "He Is simply an alienated republican. He has Ideas on the tariff which I will never stand ?ur In the world. He represents New Kngland and Its manufacturing industries and his demand for free raw materials, whll It will appeal to New England, will be absolutely opposed by the producing sec tions of the country." His gallant rescue of a girl from the rag ing waters of the whirlpool of the Oreat Falla of the Potomac, fifteen miles above Waahington, resulted in the bestowal of a gold medal upon Walter C. Rockwell, a deaf muto of Uallaudcl college, last Friday night. The medal was the gift of mem ber of the family of Miss Maud Kdlngtnn, another student of the college, who had been saved from death In the waters by young Rockwell. Aa the girl fell Into the rapids and was swept Into the whirlpool below, Rockwell threw about a large rock a noose In a long coil of rope he chanced to be carry ing, fastened the other end about his waist and leaped In to save her. Swimming In the maelstrom was Impossible and the boy had to trust to chance that the waters would sweep htm down to where the girl waa being whirled about, nor could he cry out because of his affliction, to those on the rocks above. Fortunately, however, they had seen the occurrence and hastened to the spot. As he had hoped, the current carried Rock well within reach of the girl and he selted her and held fust. When dragged ashore by means of the rope the girl waa unconscious and her brave rescuer In almost as sad a plight. Champ Clark sent shivers down the spines of several thousand office holders the other day when he told what he would do If the democrats get In power. Clark says that Senator Aldrich was right in declaring that he could run the govern ment at an annual saving of $:ioo,000.ooo. This Is the way Clark would run things: "I kow that It is exceedingly difficult' to get rid of an office that Is once created, hut I know that this government could be run Just as well as It Is run, If one third of all the federal officials In the United States were decapitated this min ute and turned out among the people to go to work again. "If 1 had my way, this is what I would do: I would diiect every head of a depart ment when a vacancy occurred by death or resignation, or In any other way, not to rill that vacancy until the number of officials in the department was reduced ..-.! pr coni. i nai is the reasible way to reduce the number of employes without working any injury to either the living or ine aeaav Educated mice are not altogther 'un common about the capitol and Its office buildings, but Congressman Rodenburg of llinols says that those that inhabit his room ase more learned than any others. "You know my word is good," said Ro denburg, Indicating that the story he was about to tell was a bit fishy. "Well, when my secretary and I were looking over the seeds that came to us from the Agricultural department, we were' on the verge of doing some tall cussing at the mice that had gnawed a hole, in the cor ner of nearly every package. Now, you know, the large envelopes contain several mailer seed packages, and I want to tell you our wrath gave place to admiration when, after opening several of the large packages, wo found that none of the small packages In any of them had been touched except the packages of lettuce seed. I'll wager something pretty that there Isn't another member of congress who has mice In his room that are trained as well as that." Roya! Baking Powder improves Uie flavor andotsdstottio hoa!thfulnoss ofthofood ' PUiSsl Absolutely Puro '142' J1 I? The esse of Joseph M. "'" "'".., ji stick A!I.n it Mi tiiii:vi:s. An Instance of Nlow lint Sure Work In I'enn Ivnnls). Philadelphia Record. The charge Is orten made, and with, ap parent Justification, that the law promptly punishes little thieves, while big thieves may steal with Impunity. But the cynics have lately been confronted with a num ber of Important exceptions to the f-econd clause of this rule Huston, the architect whose connivance made possible the plundering of the stale to the tune of some $.".000,000 In the con struction of the $13,0110.000 Palace of Graft, Is a notable illustration. Huston, In his efforts to escape convic tion for his participation In this gigantic steal, had the assistance of some of the most resourceful lawyers money could hire. I'nder their able guidance he suc ceeded in dodging trial ajoiln and again, until the patience of an outraged public was well-nigh exhausted. Brought to bay at last, he fought doggedly, step by step, each move of the commonwealth to fasten upon him the proofs of his crime. No stone was left unturned to save him; no excuse was overlooked that mlsht possibly have explained away the damning evidence of the state. But he could not hypnotize the Judge or befuddle the Jury. The verdict, after a fair and impartial weighing of the testimony, was "guilty." grater; it merely upbraided the skin." Chicago Tribune. "I told them to put our advertisement next to pure reading matter." "IMdn't they.'" "Judge for yourself. They've put It nevt to an article on cold storage 10-ycar-ul 1 eggs." Baltimore American. "What's the matter with you this ine, Ing. Delia?'' asked Mrs. Wise. "th! ma'am." replied the servant lis lh terrible earache 1 have tlii.1 SUNNY GEMS. "I understand," said Miss Miami Brown, "dat you has a position of great trust and responsibility." "Yes," replied Mr. Erastus Plnkly. "dey lets me carry de po'terhouse steaks all tic way f'um de kitchen to de dinln' room." Washington Start. "Have you cut your hand?" Inquired the next, door neighbor. "I see you have It tied up." ' "Oh, no." said Mrs. Lapsling. "I scratched It accidentally with a nutmeg should be careful. IVlia. All th- keyholes in tills house are very draughty," Caihollo Htandurd and Titties. "You Americans think of nothing hut getting money.'' said the critical visitor. "Anothrr injustice!" replied Mr. Iustln Ktax. "observe the bargain-counter sale or the educational donation, and ponder on our enthusiasm about giving it up." Washington Star. Crank Yes, that great base ball plnyer was married lust week. Fan So'.' Any change In him. Crank Not- a bit! He is running and sliding for home more than ever. Judge. SPRING FEVER. I know a lltle road whose curves Round green hills loop and coil; I've never seen Its starting point, But It leads away from toll. I know a little path that tempts Thro' meadows green and fair; I don't know where that path begins, But it leads away from caro. I know a lltle trail that slopes And ever onward hurries; I don't know where It started, but It's end Is far from worries. I know a little brook that runs Along with laughter light; I don't know where It started, but H. leads where fitshea bite. THE AFTER CLAP. I know another path the boy Is not so wild about; It Is the path that father takes To cut a maple snrout. Omaha. -BAVOIJ. NE TRE1.E. Kay 4, 1910. Dr. Roswell Park, the famous aurgeon, waa born May 4. 1RB2, at Pomfret, Conn. He will be remembered as having been the surgeon In charge when President Mc Klnley waa shot. Wlnfleld T. liurbin, former governor of Indiana, is (IS year old. He wn born In Lawrenceburg. lnd., and served both In the civil war and Spanish-American war. He also added to hi fame by refusing to honor the demand of Kentucky for ex tradition of ex-Qovernor TgJior. Horace S. Emory, the photographer, was born May 4, 1RS. In Boston. He started I out In the photographic business in Boston in 1878, and haa been at it successfully in Omaha since 1891., I D. Spauldlng, secretary of the Omajn Safety Deposit and Trust company; 1 44 years old today. He was born In Morning Bun, la., and was for many year with the Omaha National bank. W. Farnam Smith, the real estate man, is celebrating hla 47th birthday today. He came to Omalia from Boston In 1877, and ha been acttiely engaged in the real es tate, loan and Insurance business ever since, now in the ' name of W. Farnam Smith company. PERSONAL NOTES. General Kitchener U quoted as saying that "New York has the prettiest girls he over aaw." The general passed through Omaha at a midnight hour, when the real article was enjoying Its beauty sleep. San Francisco Is taking up In earnest the scheme to hold an exposition In lttla in honor of the completion of the Panama canal. Over $4,000,000 of the required $5,000. 000 stock waa subscribed in two hours last Thursday, h'.iake. A parrot at Ellis Island, who called an immigrant inspector "a mutt' for refusing to pass its mistress aa a virtual resident or- account of her inability to epeuk Eng lish proved her right by its own com mand of the language. When the chairman of the San Francisco Police Board took office, he iaid the law wa to be enforced in that city. Nobody believed the statement then, but as he is now under arrest for larceny, there mav have been sorr.ethlng In it. Judge R. R. Klnkead of Toledo, who1 I chiefly known to fame aa the Judge! who sent the Toledo Ice men to Jail for forming a trust to boost prices, is now mentioned as a possible candidate for gov ernor of Ohio on the republican ticket. The reported killing and eating of two missionaries In the South Seas would em to be a reminder of the good' old time In the cannibal Islands. Still It Is quite possible that thla story may have been originally Intended for the first of April. Every senator speaks to blind Senator Gore, no matter where they meet him. So expert la Senator (lore In the matter of sound that he can distinguish every man in the senate by his voice, whether it be in the elevators, the corridors or one of the committee rooms. SPRING I S H E.R..E 1 TVf EET her with the springy step, that shows your feet have the Springtime glad ness. Which means: wecrthe MAKES LIFE'S WALK EASY' Ik ; MM SfyUfk.195 TRAD tMAHK This new Crossett style is a snappy model in the new shade "Boston Gray". Just the shoe to go with your gray spring suit. Made with nar row high toe over our new "Marathon" last. Other Crossett styles give you wide range of choice. $4 to $6 everywhere Lewis A. Crossett, Inc., Make? NORTH ABINGTON. MASS. HAYDElTs :rt Crossett Shoos tmk atLiaauc BTONC Prices on (he Tobog, Pittsburg Despatch. Declines in grain, following reports of prospective abundant crops in Europe and the probability of a surplu in this coun try, are made the basis for predictions of a considerable reduction of the coat of living In the coming twelve months. Farmers will again turn to cattle a a means of dis posing of their feed and beef prices are expect d to show a corresponding fluctu ation. Beef cattle, It la noted, have done no more than maintain the March quota tion, hog are off, and the inference la that the high point ha been reached, to be followed by a reaction. WE MUST SELL THE ft! USED PIANOS TO MAKE ROOM LOW PRICES WILL CLOSE THEM OUT Bush & Lane Pianos, Kranich & Bach Pianos, Cable-Nelson Pianos, H. P. Nelson Pianos, Knabe Pianos, Vose & Sons Pianos, Imperial Pianos, and twenty other good, upright, nearly new Pianos. -Prices $45 $90 $110 $125 $155 and Up. Term: $10 takes one home $1.00 per week pays for it. 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