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Notary l'uuilo. Satbscrlliers leaving the city ( porarlly abonld have Tin lie mailed to tlteaa. Address will t banged aa cllen aa requested. Now for that kiss, iloch tier HooBe veltJ The steel trust has declared another dividend, which lets us . put of that anxiety. Tom Taggart" subsided too sweetly for a man who was so dead certain of winning. So far as can be learned Colonel Roosevelt has made no Diana for rest ing after he returns. Those elephants .tUat raided Uncle Joe's town must have been a few Strays that escaped Dwana Tumbo. The last bulletin from the front brought the news that J. 'Ham Lewis still refused to surrender his whiskers. Now it transpires that of all the cot toil held by the bulls half was con trolled by Patten. Dehorn him. Having been resurrected for the pur pose, John V. Kern Buys he will make the run. To be sure; he likes the exercise. They have made up a regular sched ule for the colonel while vlBiting the kaiser. Does anybody fear he will run behind time? New York is to bave a domestic re lations court, bit if ffwflt be a further inducement to domestic infelicity, bet ter not have it. Mr. Bryan can just flash those re turns by which he was elected church elder on the next man who suys he never landed an office, since ho left congress. " The Chicago Evening Post offers a timely little' suggestion on how to en Joy a tour of Europe, saying do not go until you have been " president of the United States. . ' The weather man has not really merited public confidence to any great degree, yet the people will trust hi:n once more and hope he may make good on this last promise. Another pugilist has been killed while participating li a "sclontlnc" contest with poft gloves. And yet Us adherents still refer to the brutal pas time as thrf'manly art." The sporting pages aro a pretty fair Indication as to the time of year. No matter what the weather man may stay, young America is having his Bins out of doors, and Is doing right well. The bucket shop fraud seems to have fallen upon hard times in New York and if the raid reacts with gen eral effect over the country it will bo a, fine thing for legitimate business. Members of the Water board admit that a llttlo action on the part of the board would relieve the Omaha water situation, but yet persist in remaining Inactive. The conclusion Is obvious. If young Mr. Rockefeller really de votes his working capital to wiping out the "white slave" traffic, wo may ex pect that abolition to come in much shorter time than the one half a cen tury ago. Sifting the paving contracts Is not an easy task, but the city council's committee Is proceeding In a mr.nner that ought to result in the really necessary work being dono during the ummer season. Dollar Diplomacy, Secretary Knox has been criticized In certain sources for what Is known as his "dollar diplomacy," and yet he has done nothing since he became bead of the Slate department that called for greater commendation. This "dollar diplomacy" Is simply a method of using the power tnd machinery of the State department to enable American financial interests to find Investment abroad that will at the same time develop the government's commercial and political powers. In stead of being a system whereby Wall Btreot uses the diplomatic service, It Is precisely the reverse, the diplomatic service using Wall street as a tool to further the interest of the United States In foreign countries. It Is a practice long ago established by other world powers, and which could no longer be neglected by this country with impunity either to Its official or private enterprise abroad. "An American Diplomat" In Har per's Weekly, presents an Instructive study of this question. Taking Just one example, he shows where the United States would suffer serious commercial loss by refraining from the Knox policy. That Is In the case of the Hukuang loan for the financing and building of the Hankow-Canton railroad in China. Great Britain, France and Germany had made a pre liminary agreoment with China for the loan. The railroad tapped the rich Yangtze valley and opened up a great wealth of commerce. Of course these countries by making the loan would reap rich advantages from China. Sec retary Knox proikptly saw that this could but mean converse misfortune for the United States and therefore set about to secure his country'8 partici pation in the loan. ; i After a year's negotiations Secre tary Knox succeeded in gaining Ameri can participation in this loan to China and got the money from Wall street. It is simply a case of the government enlisting the services of vast private resources, compensating the latter with the opportunity of extending the chan nels of its employment. The policy is not only wise, but necessary if this government is to keep ui4n vanced methods of both diplomacy and foreign commerce and that it most assuredly proposes to do. Hearst and Democracy. Hearst's renewed courtship of Miss Democracy is not at all surprising since this withered spinster has no "steady" on whose arm she may lean with any assurance of support and since Mr. Hearst has failed either to punish all his political rivals or satisfy his pas sion for power, it will not be safe to hazard a guess on what the capricious dame will do with the advances of her ambitious suitor, for his zeal may easily be matched by her's and if he feels the lack of good company any more than she does then he must In deed be a lonely soul. Mr. Hearst served notice on the democratic party of his Intention to use its name as his Banner when he sent John Temple Graves to that Jef ferson day banquet with a proffer of reunion. Whether he means to run for governor of New York again or stay out and try for the presidential nomi nation in 1912 Is the question. Of course if he did re-enter the New York fight he probably would never go Into the national contest, for New York city and state has spoken decisively on Hearsttsm, putting him in the three times class where the country-at-large placed Mr. Bryan. ; Hearst Is built on the rule-or-ruin order and the probabilities are that if his proffer of peace is rejected by the democrats he will then stir up some new mischief for them. At any rate the party must reckon with him. Oklahoma's Jim Crow Law. Tho "Jim Crow" law which Okla homa has written upon Its statute books is probably the most radical of all these laws restricting the rights of negroes on railway trains, and Is evi dently constructed upon a deep-seated prejudice against the colored race. In Home of the "Jim Crow" laws of the south there seems to be some semb lance of reason or fairness, those, for Instance, that reserve entire cars for t lie races, but in this Oklahoma law no such fairness is shown. The negro may occupy any seat in the first six rows in the first, passenger car of any train, which happens to be the smoker. The train may have ten cars and hundreds of negroes may want to ride on it, but that is not a matter with which the framers of this great legis lative measure felt themselves con cerned. The progressive negroes of that state, such as those who have visited in Omaha enrouto to St. Paul where they will plead for the revocation of this law in the Unites States circuit court of appeals, insist that the Has kell people did not Care place this measure in the constitution, knowing it would not stand, so they enacted the law within a few days after the first legislature convened. There are some 30,000 negro voters in Oklahoma and among 'them are some of tho most Intellectual members of tho race. They teem to bo striying with earnest zeal to worK out the des tiny of their race, but they are meet ing with stubborn resistance at the hands of Governor Haskell who has been under indictment of federal grand Jury for a long time and some other white men. These negro leaders de clare It to be furthest from their ob ject or denlre to consider this as a so cial problem, or to ask for social equal ity. "That," In the words of two of their attorneys, "would be as repug nant to us as to you white men. All we ask is our rights as guaranteed under the fourteenth and fifteenth amendments to the federal constitu tion." And that Is what they should have and the white man who seeks to de prive them of those rights 1b coming far short of the stature of good citi zenship and showing himself unworthy of some of the rights that he enjoys and Insists on enjoying to the exclus ion of his colored neighbor. If the negro problem, so-called, is worked out, It must be by the co-operation and not by the opposition of the white man. Let in All the Light. Not since the Balllnger-Plnchot In vestigation began has there been any sound reason for refusing to admit all the light that actually bears on the facts of the case, and now that Secre tary Balllnger has gone on the witness Btand and refuted the charges of Mr. Glavls in as strong terms as they were made, there Is added reason for the fullest possible Inquiry. The nature of this case In tho first place and the character of the men in volved In the second oonstltute an is sue In which the government Is vitally Interested. That alone Is enough to demand a full, clean sweep of the facts, which, no doubt, all parties to the con troversy want as much as the public welfare exacts. It would be Impossible to arrive at a satisfactory settlement by any other course and Indeed it may be impossible to attain that end, any way. It will not be necessary to ap pease certain outside passions that have seized on '.Ills national controversy as a means of making personal or private capital. The only Interest which has any right to be considered is that of justice. If, therefore, the prolonging of the investigation means a thorough probing for and weighing of facts then there should be no chafing at delay. Creighton University. The graduation of. another class from Creighton Law school Berves to direct attention to the growth of Omaha's facilities in educational lines. Creighton university Is easily the first, aside from the public schools. This great institution, founded In the gener osity of one of the pioneer citizens and fostered since by his family, has stead ily increased in Importance, until now It takes high rank and is growing in usefulness each year, 'it la not alone active in a sectarian way, for its scien tific branches are perhaps better pat ronized than Its academic. Creighton Law school and Creighton Medical col lege are furnishing brilliant members of two of the learned professions who are spreading the light of knowledge, and incidentally the fame of Omaha, throughout the world. Omaha has many Institutions and manufactories in which much pride Is felt, but none of these equal in importance the fac tories that turn out citizens, and of these Creighton university stands in the front rank. After a month of Idleness in the coal mines work has been resumed on the basis of practically what the men asked, and the operators denied, at the outset. Just why these disputes can not be adjusted without cessation of work and interruption of business Is beyond comprehension. It has been found possible in other lines, the rail roads furnishing a most Illustrious ex ample, and the coal miners and coal men operators certainly ought to be able to reach such an understanding as would permit the occasional read justment of wage scales and working contracts without disturbing business that depends on fuel supply. Complaint comes from the Black Hills that the grouse are so numerous as to be a dangerous pest. Men are still living in Omaha who can remem ber the day when it was unsafe for a citizen to go abroad after the middle of July unless he carried a shotgun as protection against the attack of fero cious prairie chickens. Many an un protected wayfarer has been severely bitten by these ravenous birds. President Taft paid his highest tribute to Governor Hughes when he said he was perfectly willing to have him participate In the decision of cases In which he was personally Interested as chief executive of the state of New York. The president declared that the governor was one of those men to whom the oath means all its says. And this Is the judgment or the country at large. The plan on foot of several of the big monied men to buy the Mark Twain home and convert it into a museum suggests that even the dollar is impotent to crowd all sentiment out of the human soul. This would be a fine tribute to pay to the memory of a man who gave his life to the enjoy ment of his fellowman. The response to Colonel Bryan's trumpet call in behalf of the initia tive and referendum has not been such as would encourage the thought that Nebraska is to have an extra session of its legislature during the planting season. The clans do not rally as once they did when Mr. Bryan sends out the fiery cross. Governor Shallenbcrger is not put ting himself on record with entire frankness on the extra session proposi tion. But this Is not the first time that Governor SbaiVnbcrger has left his fellow cltiwns In doubt "whether the snake that made that track was going south or coming back." I'p to date only seven names sug gest themselves in connection with the democratic presidential nomination Gaynor, Wilson, Marshall, Folk, Har mon, Hearst, and last, but not least, William Jennings Bryan. Of course the race is young as yet. Response to the invitations from Omaha republicans to their fellow workers In the state are coming at a rate that Indicates success. The best promise for the future Is the Interest the republicans are taking in state politics at present. May the best man win in Chicago's latest political scandal. Of course Senator Lorlmer, who declares he Is Innocent of charges made against his good name, still has the regular re course to legal protection. A New York financier tells a com pany of western college girls that banking is the simplest thing in the world, but if we know the western girl she will refuse to be jollied with that sort of talk. Here is a man who sues his wife for a divorce because she loves him too ardently. It really becomes a putzling question Just where to draw this line of love so as to strike the happy nied ium. Mistaking Hla Specialty. Plttaburg Dispatch. Mr. Roosevelt disappointed aome French men by falling to make an aeroplane ascen sion. They forget that his specialty la making the other fellow get up In the air. Discussion and Aviation. Baltimore American. The various Investigations Into the cause of the high cost of living do not seem to be making much headway, especially as far as remedial llgtit on the subject Is concerned. In fact, the mor the matter Is discussed, the higher the prices appear to go. Profit In National Humor. Baltimore American. Although Mark Twain lost one big for tune In paying the debts of a publishing firm In which he was Interested, he died, It la said, worth more than a million. This Is an eloquent proof of the demand which the American people make for national humor and 'the price they are willing to pay for the best of the kind. They do not hasten to fill in such overflowing measure tho coffer of the writers on doleful, mor bid or questionable subjects. I Startling; Reason tor Resigning. Chicago Record-Herald. That few men resign public office Is an old saying. That fewer resign because the pay Is too liberal for the work re quired has never needed saying. Such casts are so rare that they cause one to sit up and stare. - An assistant state's attorney In Kings county, New York, has given up his $5,000 place because his conscience would not permit him to take that amount for work worth about 11,500, and because he could not tolerate the waste and inefficiency that characterised the office. Verily, Greater New York is having strange experiences. DEMOCRATIC I M POTENCY. Present Political Situation Accu rately Staed I'p. Sioux City Tribune. That democratic leaders, so-called, should attribute recent election results in Mass achusetts and New York to a "turning of the people toward the democratic," as they generally phrase it, Illustrates their In ability to Interpret public sentiment accur ately. The people are not hankering to restore the democracy to power. Where democrats have been elected the voters have merely taken that method to Indi cate their displeasure toward the faithless ness of the republican party in congress. Progressive republicans, who are more keenly discerning of real political condi tions than anybody else, have no hope that the democrats, If returned to power, would accomplish anything In the line of pro gressive legislation, or that their triumph would loosen the grip of privilege upon the government. In congress and out the democratic party is without policy and without leadership. It has lost hold of its ancient principles, and has annexed no new ones In their stead. Qtven a majority In both houses of congress and a president In the White House, there 1b nothing In their record to persuade anybody that a single plank of the last national platform would be crystal lized into legislation. A wing of the party, well represented In the present house and senate, la wedded as strongly to privilege as are Aldrlch, Hale and Cannon. The Denver platform specfflclally pledged the party to free lumber, and the lumber duty In the Payne bill was saved by democratic votes. The chairman of the Denver con vention (Clayton), and a senator (Sim mons), who was on the platform com mittee, both voted to retain that obnoxious duty. Since 1K2 the party has been drifting; on the se. of opportunism. Betrayed fol lowing the '92 victory by the protectionist element within its ranks. It has been grasping in each successive campaign at follies, which represented neither dem ocracy nor political sense, as the results show. As a choice of evils some earnest and thoughtful men have. It Is true, voted for Mr. Bryan; but as a rule the uncertain, erratic and drifting course of the party has driven this class of men Into the ranks of the opposition. Today the party has no Issue upon which It can make an honest appeal to the public, or upon which the people are willing to trust It Without policies, It Is without leader ship. In Indiana Hendricks Is In his grave and Tom Taggart reigns In his stend. In Illinois John M. Palmer has gone, and Roger Sullivan hca taken his place. In the south Jeff Davis, "Fiddling Bob" Tavlor, "Gum Shoe Bill" Stone and smirched Joa Bailey rattle around In the seats once hon ored and graced by Lamar, Oordon, Ben Hill and John T. Morgan. In New York the school of TUden and Cleveland has been superseded by that of Flngy Conners and Buss Murphy. In New England the only democrat elected In rcent years Is Mr. Foes, a confessed republican on every issue save the tariff. In the middle west and on the Pacific coast the party has neither organization, leadership nor votes. The democrats may elect n majority of the lower house this full. If they do It will be through no lntrlnulo merit of their own, nor because the people wnnt to trust them. It will be. because such a method Is the only one. In the minds of a majority of the voters, to rebuke republican be trayal through standpatlam. Here In the middle west tiemocrata will cut an Insignificant figure. Thia great valley will return Its loyal Insurgents and Bend new Insurgents to displace Its faithless standpatters. There no reason why the middle west should vote the demo cratic ticket, and It will not do si. The only democratic recruits hereabouts will he a few personally piqued and hi'lebouni standpatters who will vote the democratic ticket as a means ' of gratifying their hatred of the progressiva leader. Around New York BJpplea on the Current of life aa Seea la the Orat American Metropolis from Say to Say. The opening performance of the "farewell engagement" of Buffalo Bill and his Wild West show was pufted off In Madison Square Garden last Tuesday. It was a spec tacle rivaling a gala night at Gotham's horse show. A big crowd, stylishly dressed people In the boxes, band playing, flags waving and spotlights flourishing. Cow boys and sold! en, Indians and Mexloana. Cossacks and Arabs furnished a riot of color In the arena. "There was a buss of anticipation and expectancy," says the Sun'a color artist. "Then tha big spotlight, wavering a moment against the painted canvas prairie at the far end, paused, then shone clear and steady on the figure of a straight man with long waving hair and a wide hat. He rode his white horse slowly through the assembled horsemen, took his place at tholr head and swept the ground with his hat. "Lra-ade-es and ge-e-entle-men," ho began. And therewith the Wild West season In New York began. Buffalo Bill had opened" the show. "They say he Is not coming back after this year, he says so himself, does Colonel Buffalo Bill Cody. No one can deny him the rest If he wants It, but certainly there was no sign of the necessity for It as he rode down the Garden last night, sitting his horse as straight and as firm as ever, with his hair as shining and his eyes as keen. Nor was there any Indication of ad vancing years In the voice that rang out so clear that it could be heard In every part or the Garden." "All that glitters is not gold," and neither do neatly tied bundles done up In Jewelers' tissue paper always contain rare gems and silverware, as the Rev. Canon William Sheaf Chase, rector of Christ Episcopal church, Bedford avenue, near Clymer street, Brooklyn, learned to his sorrow. Canon Chas was a greatly disappointed clergyman when ha discovered that the Jewelry and silverware oolleeted by mem ber of tha vestry during the Sunday morn ing services would not bring the $1,600 he expected to wipe out the Indebtedness on the rectory. In fact, the total was $1,S50 short of that sum. Christ church Is one of the most exclusive In Brooklyn, report the World. Canon Chose a year ago cleared the debt on the church property, and for some time he has been striving to pay off a mortgage of 11.500 on the rectory. Some women of the con gregatlon conceived the plan of offering their excess Jewelry and silverware for that purpose. 4. week ago Canon Chase an nounced that a special collection would be taken up last Sunday morning, and he made an appeal for any Jewelry, silverware or gems which could be turned to money. Canon Chase had arranged to count up the treasure yesterday afternoon, and a manufacturing Jeweler, provided with all the appliances necessary for testing metals, was on hand. A number of women of the church opened the bundles. The costly gems and Jewelry expected did not materialise. Instead, the packages con tained a sad assortment of old silverware, almost worthless. Jewelry, pewter table ware, mutilated coins and time-worn watches. After all the packages had been opened and the "Junk." as It was termed, spread out the Jeweler put a value of $150 on the lot. An old circus man was dolefully readlnc the report of fr.fcstbltten crops In the mid dle west. "What do you carer Interrupted a flip pant New Yorker. "Care?" shouted the circus man. "Aside from humanitarian instincts, I take a tre mendous Interest In those blighted fields. Just romember that I must go on tho road In a couple of weeks. I am slated for a rural division this season and a country circus" route Is shaped entirely by the con dition of the crops. The heat and the cold, the rain and tha drouth, decide whether we shall show In central Iowa or southern Tennessee. The place where the weather Is permitting the farmer to make the most money Is the place for its. Owing to the uncertainty of weather conditions the small circus never plans Its route more than two or three weeks In advance. I like to play the middle west. When crops are good the folks out there simply throw money at a circus." Two Coney Island waiters were talking about short changing. "It's bad to take a raw chance," said one, "because you can never tell what will happen If you're caught. The best pick ings I ever had I didn't take any chances on. It was last summer at the Seattle ex position. I was telling tickets at a 15-cent attraction. Kvery time a guy shoved In a two dollar bill for one or two tickets I counted out carefully S or 10 cents In silver too much. If he bought two tickets I'd lay out SO conts In sliver. Nine men out of ten would grab the change and heat It, thinking they had beat me out of a dime. They seldom remembered that I had a dollar more to give them, they were In such a hurry to get away with my dime. 'The tenth man. who didn't fall for the game, was generally honest enough to shove my dime back, so I seldom lost any thing. I made $10 a day besides my pay, all without taking a chance." A woman with an enormous hat entered a street car In Brooklyn. From one side there protruded the end of a long and dangerous pin. The sedate man whom It nearly caught on the ear looked at It for a moment with speculative meditation. Then he laid his paper down, took a oork from his pocket and stuck It on the end of the pin. He resumed his reading, nmld the smiles of the passengers, while the woman with the hat had no suspicions as to what had hnpp ned. Our Birthday Book Kay ft, 1910. Norrls Brown, United tttatea senator from Nebraska, waa born May 2. at Ma- quoketo, la. Senator Brown attended the University of Iowa, studied law and was admitted to practice In KSS3. locating shortly after at Kearney, Neb. He got beat when he ran for congress, but was elected at torney general, and made that office a stepping atone to the senate. General Henry B. Carrlngton, retired arrry officer. Is celebrating his eighty-sixth birthday. He waa born in Wallingford. Conn., art haa a long military record, going throuah the civil war and subsequent Irdlan wars. He Is an author as well as a fighter, and well known In Nebra"ka, where he was frequently stationed during his military aervlce. Peter F. Peterson, president of the V. V. Steam Baking company, was born May t. 166.1. He Is a native of Denmark, but has been In this country since H,2. starting In the wholesale bakery business In 1S90, In which h haa achieved a big success Ji srph F. Proctor, Jormer United States deputy marshal. Is celtbratlng his fhlrl fourth b'rthday. He was born In Mndl-inn county Iowa, and was one of the Ring', Riders during the Hnnn'sh war. He rod' Into a federal appointment through the favor of the colonel of the regiment. Jilt OH l MF.WSIMI'FK. I omraon Sense Anion of a Federal t'onrt In Mr York. New York Trlhnna Not merely on the ground of a certain professional gratification. b:t on grounds ui common sense and justice t.i t,,,,.n nature, some words of Judue Hough's In in inited t?tatt circuit ranrt in ih. course of the Helnse trial, are worthy of notice and of hearty commendation. He said: "I have Instructed the marshal to allow you gentlemen of the Jury to read any newspapers or periodicals you wlnh dur ma xne Drosreas or inn irisi. t ipr i a fear In the minds of many that men of unimpeachable character, of unbiased mind And fair lnffm.nl will a In f I, ..1 by newspaper accounts and their Judgment uvrrwneimea Dy journalistic clamor in stead of the sworn testimony they have been llxtenls in T ,.n' that " W h.'Hnv.. T i . . 1 . 1 J ... , .rV, ' A..nfl L.nnn ,x d tuny justifiable, it has always seemed to us a rproarn to the court, a reflection upon the Jurors and a a-rnsslv nerverted estimate of newspaper Influence to sug gest that men who a.e chosen bv the court as worthy to serve on a Jury are made un worthy and unfit by pursuing a practice Which hllS heen frt,,rtn t.x Ikiin, all th.l. lives and which Is followed by all Intelli gent members of the community. JOY Fun K A H I, V ItlSKUS. Skyline t harms ut Limited to the Comet. Springfield Republican. Get up and look for tho comet one of these mornings. You will find It worth while. Not that you will see this strango visitor from afar, though you may. for a Cambridge astronomer says that It can bo seen with the naked eye. The same author ity states that It Is now less of a sight than comet A, 1910, which was merely a faint streak, and by no means a terrifying por tent. But If you don't discover Halloy's namesake you will at least learn that dawn has a very glorious beauty at this time of year. Poets only do Justice to that mighty and everlasting battle between darkness and daylight which Is then seen. The "faint ing" of Venus "on the bed of daffodil sky," the paling of the full moon, the apparent absolute victory of Aurora, and the awak ening of the sleeping world, loudly pro claimed by tho robin, are better worth see ing than fifty comets, men of science to the contrary, notwithstanding. It's a shame to leave this beauty wholly to milkmen, newsboys and newspaper workers. So get up and look for the comet, Just before dawn. i PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE. King Edward has presented $500 each to Canadian quadruplets. More and more these effete monarchs are becoming Im bued with popullstlc tendencies. Ed Keaton, 110 years old, who lives near Natchez, Miss., declares that he Is deter mined to die a natural death. Recently he was bitten by a rattlesnake, but the doctors say he will get well. Still another evidence of the hardships the rich are compelled to undergo In these days of prosperity is forthcoming. A New York millionaire has been accidentally killed by a folding bed. Senator John W. Daniel of Virginia, who has been desperately III In Florida, has been brought back to his home In Lynchburg, seemingly without detriment. He Is now being cared for in the Lynchburg sani tarium. A man In Mahanoy City, Fa., was beaten, with a club, knocked senselc-SB with stones, blown up by dynamite and otherwise In jured, but he fears to tell who assaulted him for fear they should be offended and do something harsh to him. Albert Blgelow Paine, himself a humorist of no small caliber, has been Mark Twain's Boswell for many years,, doing for him 7 Sugar ly s:AAAa:, ' i Eir" s ' IT II A a I H I asaaaaa O to the grocer instead of the druggist. If you feel the need of a "spring tonic" you are probably on the wrong diet. Possibly you are eating too much meat, or too little of some particular element required by the blood at this season. Don't be in haste to fill up) with medicine. Try eating less heavy or indigestible food, and more of the simple and nourishing kind. Forgone! thing eat more . n You can hardly find a food in which natural tonic and aperient properties are combined so perfectly with easily-digested nourishment. This wholesome soup is widely recommended by progressive physicians as a building-up diet. Surely there never was a prescription more delicious to "take." And just now is a good time to get .the full benefit of all its exceptional qualities. Why not 'phone a trial order to your grocer right now r 21 kinds bullion ( hl 1 ChuBc "nmhn (Okn) ktni Iwui1i.m CUm ( rV-W'icf Just add hot water i bring to a boil, and serve. Your money back if not aatisfied. Joseph Campiieix Co ft cany Camden N J JuHu Ciruf Vu I A 14 iwv krut00 thy My. "With 'mmptll' jrMtp T tl It troops He '1 tat tU. varld to day." Look for the red " """"" V ' what Traubel did for lAtMinn, recoi every passing thought ami comment, putting in shape the great humorist a t biography. One hundred and twent -two 'se ten sections, filled with hot boostlrg r pictures to charm the y and enough I ness announcements to put a bay win on tho till, all under a pictorial covei golden colors, signallxod the twenty. f birthday anniversary of the Dally 0 human, housed In Oklahoma City. MIRTHFUL REMARKS. "Can I make spetd on this typewrit "My deiir sir, this machine Is so spe that we have eqtilpMd it with a In honk horn. Instead of a bell." Waahl. ton Herald. "That man ll, a,1vt-tlu that ha r make spirits appear, has made a mlsta in his advertisement, lo Judge from ) 1 own appearance. " ;Wimt mlstiike?' "I think he means he can make the dlHappear.'-Buitinmrp American. Stranger tin Gotham)-What la it? dog fight?" KxcltMl resident (rushing loin frjl title mob down the street)-Iof fc 'phtT lrnu t easar s Khost. n: it s.' fashlonal.iJ . wedding! -Chicago Tilhune. If Ho Why not give mo your rfply now It Is not fair to keep me in vopene. She Hut think of the nmo sou have ket me In suspense! M. A.? A policeman In a reformed city coitfl cated a hatpin of Illegal length. "I don't think the point weil taken." protested the wearer of the millinery, an noyed at having to hold on her hale o1 feathers by hand. Philadelphia Ledger. "Your wife looks charming tonight, Mr Blinkers," remarked tho hostes st ih. reception. "Her new costume ,ply lies gars description." f "Well, 1 don't know as to Vltat." re joined Blinkors, "but It almost lfggar-. me." Chicago News. "Why did you break your engageuii nt with that school teacher?" asked th,. . friend. M "It I failed to show up at her house every evening, she expfetod me to bring a written excuse signed by my mother." -Home Companion. Said the dog: "When that trip to the cup board Was taken by Old Mother Hupboard, She hud eaten It all Herself and I know, for I rupboard!"--Puck. HALLEY'S COMET. W. J. Lampton, in Now York Times. Gee whir, What a fatal termination a comet's (all !' 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