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About Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922 | View Entire Issue (April 30, 1910)
TITK V.F.K: Ar AHA. TTT; PAY. rvL r.o. 1L iEE'S MMAZME PAGES ..!'' I I -t V. SIDELIGHTS ALONG WASHINGTON BYWAYS iHv Vd gipix! avu uaiiiD wMaft iEfWiLia; ; lnmos icu Want to line; M Bread STikrirLir I0ME Not aiways !s jt !he "port of kinss ." It .e .nu aeionaiiy '.ho "pnr uf I'nited Stales rpreer'at.ve ' Than which-nothlng comd ie spurier. Hff-rrrg. of iur". 'o our Mme V nurl pa.m irne f,iiinw:ng the race. Of .-on;-", everv American in a kin. some bei'-ir 1 iitle irraey for fare 'ai-de and m ' on the eiifes for those whose spe ;v In locating and sequestering klncs a- other h rn suits. . r. be that as it may, the time a"-vs 1 r 1. lueitow rtr , i fi-n ?t.-w ir iff it P'mnci). n Ki :i- tijcsv. which amnd ami bine riKiwd xt.ite sends or rattier lends to the house of rnr- !witaiiv- the Imnrie1ve bulk 'if dlle james. Wera Fime e" k:m1 in -aJlnl him forth to represent h pr-iud itau in tli- efiiiiatlYe haJl he c.niltl amasa a for- ' r r. ita a one-tior' 'ri wrin. PVir in- varfibi" O. J;i:ni.i 'ia one uniier nn aat. OP i...lt nf t ... jrd 11-. or wherever ad- v iin .; Information, commonly cajad racing tips, ia found or kept or hatched. And his frS-nda In the house never allow imshf-ilne.KB t 1 restrain them from going to OHif and setting that "feed box lnfor." which !a so glad lening when it right. .So bane ball doesn't get ail the members of the house who have .sporting corpuscles In their veins. There la the sport of rep. r"sntatlvea and a quick Jump to the sound proof booth. Tin can't stop them. Not evf-n the possibility of bringing Governor Hjffnes to Washington for the supreme Brigktside and His 3Y FAYETTE PARKS. ' "I see that the moving men are in a combine and It will cost nearly twice aa much to carry a vanioad thia spring." be glnu Bitifhtiwde. with a itfild gleam In hia usually mild eye. mdieatm that the annual h.ai-us fever tiaa planted its germ In hia symem. "A glnH can load up in Broad waT at the sa.-n old game." .on obaerarea. with some irdirferenre to rhe siibje't. "What do Uiy charge- mere?" iuterro ata Ftxtwr, in perfeetly good- faith, on 1.10 aiorr for a poaebbia tranvportatlon bar guin. "lit ail uepemla oof-the site of tiw load atul iiie expermoce -of the gentleman en 4;a'ed 10 lucking away ' the bno-arbrac," answer Son. with ooneiderabla daft eva sion, regarding hia T-.p-cted p rent' a m Bu;ence.wnh aomethiug aJun to pity. "Hverybody seems to be omg further fiptown." continue Faihar, so the rents there are going up, too." "If that's the case we'll have to turn that 'Cheaper to move than pay rent' motto to the wail." declares Sun. They're soiling a new line at most ot the big stores now entlltd 'Why pay rent when you can't afford ltT Tin about ulta ua. P'ip-" "I am In favor of goins up on the Heights." Father goes on. "aa the a.r up tiiem will do ua ail good." "Why go elsewhere to gat dona good?" queries Son. "Thy seem to b aula to put Vm over on ua rlgiit here without lnitsing'any deliveries. There's one good thing I Hit about thlB neighborhood. We've been bare long enough so the atorekeepers don't try to work oft any of their lead quarters on ua any mora." "Tha landlord wont paper the dining room to matcn your mil naw rug. and Miios given notice to move." explains Father. "Lajit spring my bedroom paper didn't match my new vet," growls Sun. "but aithouglJ I put in my kick early and often I failed to notice any wild niso to pack up the faajily rrunka and akiddoo." "Your mother has been looking around." fJ;liT says, "and ahe thinks aha has round a Uai that will Juat suit ua. She says it la a perfmil Jewel. While the rent is thu kuiii there is much more room." ' I hat to be a knocker." Son announces, rauuue una tammtr.. "but I'm willing o S.nbie that a gem expert would post a piiony laoel an ilothBTs dlaoovery. While my judgment naa not been asked In this important mauer. aud aa. jut my UtUa brijht eyej have nut had a peep at the iuitit, I an ready to bet real money there lin t any more room than we have here." "I believe your muther saul there la an exir claH.'' hedges father, cautiously. "Fir oue meaoly rwo-by-four oloset my nobie nv-itfcer would leave this happy home.." moans Son in mock grief. "Merely because the cmnpiexion of her dining mom itail paper won t bltmn at ber bidd.ng aha ' soea miles out of her way to get atung. If we'd let the James run things to suit themselves, all of us would soon bs in the mailhouee." "Our landlord hasn't bwen very accom- EH? 41 Ht I lnvc these strong breezes; dry blow-all trie micrscca away. Sim Dn seem Uit e Mr v i r !mi court benrh can scare them. Fet were at'arhed to 'Tin ior exti-eml- j ties to he used fnr ii:r.. Mmv if the ; f-rr-mate of t(i1 ajh have nuiie forgotten I he fact. ,f Thev ever knew 't. TVffiMl Ifrin featured In Washington riding a j "lonnrhbred on tnaucir-itinn lay ' 1. n c! .loe " Cannon, of a later era, or age. waa denied -ha funds for rT:r!n his automo bile. Senators and representative having hnree or pwwwny automobiles much pre- fr wing lio-m eliher ostentatiously or oth- crlHf. Reriresontat.ve Francis Burtun Harrison of New Titk has several automobile. His t!cr'ii:cri!t 1 have rncMved blue rbbona a: 'if -. But three spiiti ! ha tji!c' n .-. --Ither lU'S he Jny-r'de. Any dar hi .-an be wn mnrn hla ahoea -r.?K.j 111 jiu iiwm .jr . tnj m ' fcs-dnnal manner. He nelnnes to thoaa who may r'de in 'heir chaises, so he waiks. i Another pedestrian of the house ia "Haj" j Cooper of W.aconain. Just to improve his j footwark In insurging. He's only 30 and ! sports gray whiskers, which ia ail the ' more re aeon why he ia the spry est man In the houae as he reeia off the miles on j h'.s daily Jaunt. He oould r-ve old Mr. Weston pointers and scorns the uauai ! meana of transnortatloti. holding such aa 1 for weaklings and regulars. Mr. Cooper 1 ia not the man with the barrel. He la the man with the whoop. Boy "Klnta aa Seisctlnr a Landlord" TMi lat est Tabloid fxetcH. 4V p:cTrr match . NEW VEST-' modating U the lant few months." Father urgea by way of extenuating circum stances. "There are a lot of little things that need fixing." "Whan a skirt gets the house hunting fever, " retorts Son, "she can find more trouble with the flat ahe lives in than a steamboat inspector can with an excursion boat wnen the captain refuses to 'coma across' with tha pas sea" "There la one feature about this place that I Ilka pretty well." Father says. "If I let tha rent go by a week or ao ha never complains. "Feature!" echoes Son. In amassment. "A landlord who don't hold out hia mitt nn rent day for the eush is worth putting In a caga and oharxlng admission to see. You'd hsve a turn away the erowda. If you beat it from here- before a deputy sheriff serves a dispossess notice, you are no father of time." French. Epigrams. I Ufa la a nddle to which death holds Uio j Key. j Pans Tha gates of hall and of PaxadlbS j wide open to ail whu want to enter. J X clever and witty remark bnniss a smile; I a gross Joka la hailed w ih riotous laughter. I The art of politics consists in promising everything and keeping nothing. Good works are often a pretext for bad acquaintances. How often it happens that we ars far away from those nearest to us. and near to those who are far away: i When a man wants to keep s woman i he shuta the door: when a woman wants to keep a man she sets it wide open. ! A woman is like an army! She Is lust if she baa ao reserva. j Wa rule others much, more by our faults , than by our virtues, because the world ' bowa down before goodness; but wlcked ; ness impssas upon tha world. i We often heettate a long time in com- -nit to a decision without suspecting that circumstances are deriding, fur us. j A fool may sometimes be cured; an !m ' bec'.le never. A man who doea not Ua when he la in .ova is worthy of the highest praise. Happinnas cannot be bought, but Its pumseseHir often pays Jfe very dearly for It. Tant tost haa ba put nn the retired . 1t finds It difficult to appreciate tsviant j t ihat ia suil in auuva ; aA . 'rJLrS I; r & i tW ' I 1 Te rsntnat Treli. Txt: 1 T'mothr 3 16. 'The Chui-h of the LiVnif God. The lvtn (Vxt h.ne a living church! Mark that fart, yon men vrho are t-wlar pl"-tna- to the nl!rn" and tlcKilni? people'a eara with eam- ta. about "tibeml :im ' and uch Hka. The church decadent? Loeir.R It power? iilv1n up the f1u-,t and tha kevs? Nrer Not until the trumpet of Judirmrnt ahail erund the Cap tain's orders la cmm flrlnif. What of tha "coming church"" I menn he church of the future. Ia it to die la '"hr-et to abdicate and be no :oTnrr the head .-?ha;i the Lord of heaven and earth divorce Ilia br'dc-. trhnm He hath won nv His hlood? Hear the worda: "Upon thia rock I will bu!d my church, and the irates of hell fhall not prevail airunst It.' Immonal 'dnee! Who' dlcjne; at the foundations today and tr-r'rt; to iieeount he trnyh and durahiilty of this Inr'ncthle siipersrruc ture. this building of God. thla Inrtltutlon :hat haxi marked the living note of the future? Why. ihe enemies ot Chr'et and Hia church: penpie who want to "climb uo some other wav:" who are not wdl'.n ; to nav the nrlcei who wnt an e.thefe .-1 . ... . - ... ..... . . , -.ii:u smim 01 uie oivine. mirsHi anil si.-tmp-n wun a mooem ornnn. mere ar? 1 some ministers who are dninir a lot of 1 t&ikmg about th church losing ita power 1 and hold cT the ne.rle TTit In K ra. gretted. 3od knows we who compose this Church of Christ are not perfect and make mlaiakea. Btit when we crucify the church 1 The Boss of the BY AM2JR3 MAN. "When did the cyclone get here?" In quired tha Bona of tha Establishment, as ha surveyed tha living room of hla apart ment. On the center table, where a green read ing lamp usually casts Ha glow over the Boss evening paper, reposed a headless upper section of the femtila form encased In tight fitting black. On the floor were innumerable scraps of filmy material, thread, pins and queerly shaped bits of paper which, aa a married man. the Boss had no difficulty In Identifying as a dress pattern. "Oh. dear, why did you come home so early?' plaintively ejaculated the lady. "I thought Td have all these things out of the way before you got here." "X can go back down town If I'm not wanted." the Boss replied huffily. "But what ia ail thla trick anyhow? What docs it mean?" "It means that I'm getting ready for our summer vacation." his wife answered, "and the cyclone yon refer to Is a dressmaker Tve hired by the day. ?he"s a terrlblv untidy person and I wouldn't have her If she wasn't such a good fitter. But juet wail till you see some of the gowns she's making for me. There's a whtta mull and - blue dimity and a rose organdy and" Thla" waa as far as the Boas' mind could follow her. Not dismayed by his unresponsive silence the lady launched Into a description of her future frocks far too elaborate and techni cal for any mere man to follow or com prehend. The announcement of dinner adjourned the subject temporarily, and later, while he partook of the repast, he let the waves of a fashion lecture break unresistingly over blm. Suddenly hia wife paused for breath and he had a chunce to reply to a remark she had mads ha.f an hour before, which, however, was the last he had remem bered. "Where have you decided we are to spend our vacation?" he asked. "Or don't you consider It necessary for me to know?" If this was sarcasm the Boss' wife did not care to notice it. "I've been thiuking of the mountains." she rejoined simply. "Mrs. Junes was tell ing me today of a moderate priced but very exclusive hotel in the Catskilla. and I'm planning to bare twelve new dresses, so I thought we might spend a few days Will some ons please explain why all murder trlais are not disposed of as rap Idly and satisfactorily aa tha Walter case? Exceeding wealthy widow denies em phatically that she Is engaged to wed. Oh. well, that'a different. Snw we'll all sit up again and take notice. Aceordlag to the Atchison Globe a local literary suclaty will debate "Is the Kiss a Blunder or a Crime?" Toplo Isn't broad enough. It's oft a Joke and eke a punish ment. Now a Washington man has established a new record by smoking a clifar nlnety i"our minutes and thirty seconds. Still, it must be remembered there are cigars a man could never smoke out. Flatbuah man oomplains that his wife made out a bill of fare and charged him spt cash, reetaurant prices, for all ha ate. Huh. And somebody said the suflra- ALONS WITH HIMSELF, He Vesta, jlhi t yer know, 1 was alone but evening with some one I adrnire very much. She Aixi Altne, were you? The Onlooker i V S 1 si My Kv Vathanlal WOhm. n. n.. Tnm at Lwi Amu ra7Trta CbaraA. t. . 'r V VI ""- I: V . irmpt to ocica. ;ne n.imnu ui iinn. .1 we will rend the Xcw T-siament carefully w ti-111 fo,l th.t Chr-st His Kingdom and ; wl 1 n.s i.nurcn ar- inr-itar-ini. a nwenm-n. ir the cnurcn is iaiung anu 1 -a.ie. nmi iclrd of un inrtimnnn do men pro-vise to' .substitute' Will the public schools and .nll.im An ie irnr.' W'll the clllhs and societies? Or will the U:efci.er' The coming church, which Is none other than that ot Christ and our faihers, wiil Establishment UlHDJ "WD TMrTCNClTNE GET HE2E? there anyhow and tenjj to some other place until" "Oh. j'esi Until everybody had vour gowns." sneered Uie Bobs. "Now." he said. 'Til tell you how I shall spend my vacation. I'm going camping and not wear a coat or a collar or a society' smile for two solid weeks. If you want to come aiong. ail right. You can bring a couple of flannel waists and a short skirt." Tha Busa spoke with finality, and hia wtfe reaiixed that a time had come when, to accompilan her enda, direct opposition was altogether useless, and finesse, which. In this case, waa to take the form of en- thiiHlatic acquiescence, waa the proper weapon. "Ohi" she gurgled, "won't that be per- fectly loveiyl How sweet of you to think about it. I needn't ruah thijse dresses at all. Aa you say. ail I need are a couple of flannel shirtwaists, witch base!, peroxide, snake bits cure, ant antidote and ail tha other precautionary, get well quickly rem edies I can think of." "What are you talking about?" the Boss blunt ered. "The Joys of camping." his wife returned. "Do you remember that the last time we camped we lived for all of two days on gerte business was dead. Ira only Just beginning. One of Colonel RwoeeveU's first pil grimages in Pans was to the tomb of Na poleon in the Paiaia daa Invaiides. Might be aa well at odd momenta to remember the graves of the Rough Riders who were led into ambush at Las Quasimaa. j 1 urn) all aviiif) wnm eu w iir uie j limelight that if they saw a lynching they'd want to ba at both udiK ofhe rope. Colonel Charles H. Brayton. Rhode Island republican nutiuiul commitureman, says if Senator Aidiich resigns his successor must be a man who will stand in the senate fur the things which Aidiich stood for. Under those circumstances why not let Senator Aiiirtch appoint Otneral Bray ton to succeed him? Must be awfully provoking to i;et mar ried, receive congratulations and ail that sort of thine and then find your partner hasn t been properly separated from tile orlg nal party of the first part. So care less, too. If you want to mane an attempt at pro nouncing Professor Zueblin's name cor rectly say "Tseebleen. ' Albany Journal. Go on- If ao, Uow does Huebeui, patron saint of Xew Haven. Conn., get a pro nunciation uf Hihliilnd. A member has introduced a bill ln tha House of Commons to enable electors such as fishermen. sailors, engine diivera. guards and commercial travelers, whose calling demands their habitual absents from home, to recurd their votes by pout. J Bully idea. Ougnt to have the same thing ihere. and ihciude editors and reporters. Might help their wives to tmtieye some of the stones thy are told regarding dilfi ; eultiea attendant, on arrival home. We wouif oo mora mork of beiier 'iusi- Ity In from six to elirht hours b- devoimg the balance of tne lime to rational ou.i'ire I ! and recreailun in the open a.r, a-ij a A:ojds i I rluu n.naon. in Outing. i f ! DaOy Health Hint be preriee1y a 'l ha.s aeva- - b. Tb Church of the I.l''iic ilod" a f?rt -.tre. I stittittona that, rnird ;"o. have crunc tv; prracln-re mar come .md i. and f they ar not loval to the M i!i r. their worde and worka ivtll per'nh will 'hem. hut the .hureh. mi:itant and tr-iimphant. knnns no defeat in this or any oth-r Inv. There '.a morn ml Chr't Inmt- In .ho world than ever Mcthodw have chanfvl i ri'll,r f T uiirseee crnl.ted with oftc and will chaare. b :t trtnh llna not j Ir.aung the -a;. n.rf uhat -;io M isv j a. id chaned. Chi 'et has not cfireV flxan line .iiarss the b. umiarv lW.f.ee,5 Churches have charced. hut th cnuf-h ha not. It standa today alxve everv other InHtltution. stirternp to a.l. more powerful for cond than a.l. The Coming Church of the I-ivinif !od will be a unified church. Mor-ifintion hnu set in on eectivnartmi. Denmlra::onalan) has at !eaC seamed to he -iecrv a::d has wired anil ia !erv'nn ihc purpoee of God. hut the dav in rominir. and O'1! n ed IU when Chriet'a Kingdom will be peelily brought to a triuraprmnt cifirimm::i"i J by a united or reunited church. A church i which thinks mor of Jens ai.d H:s Invo for men than It does of Its Prehvtprtri- .m r x,rm. r . ,h,.r ism. T: - - -- 'mP raf,t approacninir wnen il the. leadinu denominations will be united in . 1 Ti a ami 11 will he a nanil waifon ai-i .. , - ----- - - . - '-nurcn 01 ;ne u.nn hiu. wun on erdenomlr.at'.onal fine) be the greatest poW'T will continue to fnr rtehtcousnesa nd P" ,hat t5,e w"r'', haa VPr "rl 1 the clearing house for !.ho co"srtence of j the nations. He Refuses Point Blank to Go Camping On His Vacation. breakfast food and the watercress I found nmr a mniintflin mrinr Tl'fi VOU remem- ber how sunburned Ton got Tshlng for I separative merits of br-ad hot and bread perch m thai fr-eh water puddle, and how j colA '"'. in the mam. upon .gnor mad you were because I said I didn't know anc' Anyone who has traveled knows how to clean fish and nething would in- lh"t exceptional Instance dues me to learn? Do you remember Uiat j cn,i br",(1 ln abomination time we sat down from sheer exhaustion the southern cooks do not know and waited three hours In the broiling sun j how to make it. while hot bread In the for somebody to come along in a buck-1 nort unthinkable desecration to him board ar.d take us home? Do you remem ber when you tried to teach me to bait a hook? Do you remember those self-raising buckwheat cakes we had that it look a after blackberries and came bsck with half a pint cf berries In a tin pail and four gallons of ouirxers In our clothes and unffer our skinw?" "Do I remember snorted the B.ikp. "I should say I do. When I had picked those pests off I vowed a vow that I would never walk on anything but a macadamised road as long as 1 lived unless I went on stilts." "Won't it be great to do all those things over again'"' enthuBed his wife. "Think about it. The- sunnurn. th flle; the ants, the chiggers. What a pity we can't get all the comforts of the Jungle ia a steam-heated elevator apartment in New York? ..r- . . -. . . . . . tl- lui 11 uuu um Diua cjucmaiei. . take along a Umt. and a cook, and a guide, and ail the supplies we can think of. This time we know the ropes and I won't be exposed to any of Uie disci.. - rorts or amateur camping. "Yes. dear." said bis wife, in her meek-, est accents: "but if we are to have guide and a cook and a.l that sort of; thing, why don't wa go to Block lalnnd anj save money?" I "Huh."' said the Boss. , I and there was, silence in heaven or the Boss' section uf it for half an hour. At the end of that time he remarked canuallyi "Say. what was the name of that place In the Catskllls Mrs. Jones recommended." It sounds petty goud to me." "My wife was obsessed with the idea of camping out this summer when we take our vacation, but I took that sillv notion out of her head In Jig time." remarked . V. . XX f . 1. rahll.hn.u.1 tha I 'no. firmed Married Man next day. .Copyright, ISM, N. T. Herald Co.) Under the Chestnut Tree. Slow Bat Jare. "Fly with me"' her lover pleaded. As ha presieed her to elope; But his wishes went unheeded. For she caimly answered: "Nope! N.u while aeros.' aa at present. Am eo apt to pnume and ba-k; But." said ihe. "the weather's pleaaont; , Don't you think we'd better walk?" Rons Ik the Family. Mr. Agile ITT) Mr. Hioutman, running i for a carl Hallo, oid boy; I thouuht you vr" too lair.' to run like that. J Mr. Stuucman (languidly ) Easily , x- plained, my dear boy; laziness runs in our family. Shsmrlnl. Extract from a young lady's letter from Yenicei "I.aat nigbc I 'ay in a gondola in the Giand canal, drinking it a.l in. and life never seemed so full before." POPULAR. f "She reminds me of the Norths Pole." -' Why Ih she sa firfgldr 'No. but she s so much souur.t ii..i, net f-m the rrv'ne- nan' Mv. ' r.eing nreaa wniih is Mien ooid in the those were happy days'" The Bos.' wtfe outh. But on the whole ,t is unquestion- 1 " ' tt t!,anjtn u" of yeast, stopped just iong enough to take a breath true that the avera hut biscuit . ,!n to '"'"' "Ine. of the and continued monotcmously : I wnlch 0"s Jf P'llree reaching bac black cooks in the south, a combina- ..r-. rh.t .o .,nt i to the Mayflower is utierly unfit for hu- 1,1 n or "a an'1 hutlermiik produces the T:.e prera diepatohee f- on Waehincon ' .t few la s a an .lvtii'iinre I -hat : I e ' partment if Acr-'cultur- had puliiih-l. I under the sai of ;t nfflcai approval. . J treatise on bread and hovtd- T uk:iih uhli .'i I controverted -tie pon. ar nation that hot I bread lit un vhoieoine ui or B011 ' j tne land of hoi liuniu pui " .tt-:li::it m Mie one side aod .-oid ":..-.t Ihch.I" a:nl I dyaperit on to- other, v era;n.y t is I true ihai ,' i:n andem have caipe-t j :n hoi ror hen wn y i-untempiaied t.".i southern Let ,f :i, t oread and fr'ed mm. three times a day. They w mid not a mii "B.b ' Tavir 1 .-iuaeifli ation of li. i biHcuit it'lii pure li-mtit. and they m.ni not k;uiw that bi-ead. air.rie iira.l. . knowa only aa "ignt bren.i m -.rie nith. Southerners die i-nnvuu-nd ,;im a.l nur'.ii i erners are a-T.ioted wun physicai and i mental dyspepsia supertndui't-d by the in- rli"rlm P , oreau thrice da.lv and .if Die at break- The Maeon and Dixon line waa run hef.,c. .-1 ... . ; me M.fwlssippi and therefore t le ilvislon dues uoi obtaun weal oi tiie rather of Waters. On :he wnoie. perhups, hot hi eult and the frying pail nave nad tne best of it ,n the wet. In view of thia aectionai n.irfar" t s not the aat significant fact concerning uie re:eni ult'.v.m approval of hot bread that the author of tne particular depart mental buiietin coniaining uie defense 01 hot biscuit and hot roiia waa written by M.ss Helen Aiwater of Connecticut. This remove the iast cause for bitterness and strife between the sections and the Mason and Din in iltie may now be blotted from the memory of man. As a matter of fact the different onln- lona held In the south and north as to the , . .. .... who has tasted of the best products of a negro kitchen. Notable exceptions ai. croant f their burn', thereby establish of course, the Parker house rolls which , K tin Prced"t for the Feast of Cnleav r h. i ,1,. . Bread. ! man consumption, wh-s a loaf of "light , oread" descended from the cavailers of Vlrr.nia ! a sad and hupeless apology for food- Then le north doea not know how to make com bread, and therefore it does j hot like corn bread. ' Th8 marked sectional divergence of vtewa j Pon the matter of making bread probably 1 had Its origin in that "peculiar lnstltu- urn wrucn was reponsiuie tor a similar 1 divergence of views upon al questions. The northern housewife, who did her own work, was inclined to reverence the insti tution of a weekly bake day because of the saving of Ume and toll. In the south. j where servants were plentiful the pa-ase alone waa consulted and the decision was , . . . . .... j maue in lavor or Dreau wnicn came to j the table smoking hot from the oven. As I cornhrad must be eaten hot if It is eaten , -.1 :, .to. .,, j of oars when it is made proper:y. it be - came a more popular food in that section of th. jy wner, wrrail wer, .j., to be had. . fc invoiced in a secUonal diSDULation. she says simp.y: "The fact that bread is hot , 0 "l UJ1 rwuI " nul uuuouess nas little to do with the matter. New brad. especially that from a lanre oaf. may be readily compressed into more or 1 .ii.,i -., .. .... or less solidly masticated than crumbly. staj bread, and that, ihrrefore. It might off-e . ... offer more resistance to the digestive Juices of the stomach However, when r when such hot bread as roils, biscuit, or other ', forma is eaten, in which tha crust is verv large In proportion to the crumb, this ob- : l.nTlnn hnu m . . n 1 T . . i . . ... . V,IC. l;lB (mli. cuity Is then experienced in mnminrx. . t Li Wn.t the Department of Agriculture 1. endeavoring to do is not to advocate hot bread or cold, bread, hut to hrlmr the nnu.ir.:.., 1 """" ror ' the : . . ' r"' oi the cnuntrv to a nmnur m.- IvaO. -e . , " e-. mo i ciuii ciuenis tor gooa Dreaa, hot or cold. To accomplish this purpose the ex periment stations have made careful tests of the food value of varloua grains, and of j r Types We Meet Every Day BY BOBBIE BABBLE. 3ays Trivia, "Now that Spring iu here. And in the oity parka appear Tulips and nyacinths In rows. A restie-s feellr.g in me grows. Then in the Wild West rhow I haste. A bit of frontier life to taste; I let my wideHt fancies piay And on a broncho ride away! "And aa I watch the ranch girls rde On bronchos that they sit astride. Aiert and pert and good to see. An envious feeling comes u ms. OM V" -- 'mT: m-r- ' Hours ind m":s made from 'hcee araina, and this ir.f r-rcatHin 's now available for tbe us of rn' rli'tn. !?r.id fiu-Tns an mrortant part of the !' of the people. a.tlioui;h it s not o Tinich d'iendi'd upa n America m m H.irooean countries. Th poorer c)nss in Europe live lare y hy hresd alone, because they cannot afford, 01 h r food. In tin- T'nlted Stales there Is ..impHr"i;;veiv an abundance of other food a n.i.iblc for msi-!y ail if the people. The li.-: h 'llt irhi pi pniaiinn ;n the t":ntel Stales : r s.jcd of Idn :.i.-set a id -no"t varted Toinl supply of any .me liii e case of peo ple n 'he wor'd. Dri-ud is ma.lii fr nn. wheat. ry. barley. ihis. n;a.ze. millet. r-c-. hi'mthh, and some h-r rnira. Put m the t'niii-d &trm only whouf. r-c i:id xt:... or Indian corn, are i-o-d to a . uisiilrrni extent. Wheat ia he "a.lunt liicailsmr: :i Europe and ia by fa.- the mini ued In the Tnitod States. It yieidw the flour best suited to bread mak .". 'he aim of which Is to produce an ap petizing and nutrious loaf at the ieast ex- P.-"d,u- of money and labor Wheat con ta. ns gluten which, 'n thu dough, acta aa an .-latdic container for irnses generated by "HSl other iravn and makes a light naf. Hve has less sriuteii than whea: and herefore rye bread is heaver and mora uinpact. Corn has no gluten and there ore cornbread wl.l not rise." The gratcst amount of bread consumed in the cities and In tha norUiem part of the Cnited Stales is yeawt bread, of the variety known in the south and west ss "light bread." This bread is made of white flour. It usually ia raised, or made light. Ijv the addition of yeast ln some form. The yeast, which la resily a mans of micro scopic plants, feeds on the mstenal in the dough and sets up an sicnhnllc fermenta tion giving off a gas railed carbnn-dloxld. .. """" aouffn ana """" i"" oread light. Yeast Is used most ne. ailys ln the United Utates in the form of compressed or dry yeast for sale in tha markets. However, some housewives keep up tha ancient practice of aavlng a lump from one batch of dough for leavening the next. This is the process which was used In ancient Egypt, forty centuries ago It was this leaven which the Jews in their '' )m were unable to use on Bread eaten hot la usually mads light by selectable bread. Baiting powders ar. rrt r th mixture of an acid and an , kiln powder, which when mixed with ; (Joh. give off carbon-dloxld quite aa f- ; fwtlvely aa does yeast, prodlvlng the dough j e not too thick and heavy. In aerated . oread, which Is very popular ln England, but nt used much in thia country, tha I l-roon-aiox:a gas la forced into the dough uirecny uy machlnerv. "Ssult-rlslnr bread is a eeir-raised bread ln which ferments asqulred from the sir produce the leaven ing gas. Beaten biscuit, a form of bread very popular ln the south and eaun both hot and oold, are made by vigorously beat ing the dough. This beating Imprisons countless tiny air bubbles in the dou-t, I Which In halrlncr t . 1 fwiu, ana in us leaveti I U" b,l,cuit- Many forms of unleavened .1 hrad r" eaten in Amerir. Crackers, or ; b'cult aa the Enjrllsh call them .r. !jai' '"''''ned. Cornhread. In Ita best forms I and Johnnycaka la unleavened ani mu eaten when quite hot and j rrf"sn- ! Bread la the oldest known form of -m. ! .1 . Jr',"r, f""- Tha testimony of L t ?r0VeS that th methods of bread .baking in ancient P"-- ,,,, A. . ., " " " essen- i T "''"'"r n" those in use today. ' t, "7 mn round 10 In which we ,,; " ""'"" wc J""1 taa same as thoao 1 .. iuu' ertheleaa tha ox xna twaoueth f, K.. r enjoy oet- :1 naj Mn known becnuBe of the - . . .. i n!. .v. , . ,n In" of ! . " prepr1n ""1 hand 'and cooking w "1,,acn,ai makin irrj,,. norrlon of th- i . . ! . Purcnaaaa ha It sas S m - - auimaiin imnnrTsi f s to bTbug., rom " i , s tnTlr T Tor , '- ""ea .11 axes. Thia wrhiu la sufficient - . prooi or the greater economy of tha European method of supplying the demand for bread. hobuc ji BLunmr. Tomorrow exiectxlo T-'g!its " The Girl of the Wild Went, The one I envy most of all Ia their bright leader. Las Mulhall; I'd like to Join her for one day And on a broncho dash away! "I'd very quickly learn to throw That graceful lariat or la so; I'd learn within the day. to do Roping, throwing and branding, too. Thu bellowing roars, th tossing horns Would speak of glorious prairie morn; Then I'd forget my moois of gray And on a oronrhu d&eh away! " Of the Wild West Td have my fill. And Uien go neet with Pawnea Bill And hear from Cribnt turrenis high The gaunt Mueddin's mystla cry. 'Allah. 11 Allah" Then maybe Ovur the detMtrt I would flea With fancy sull in wildest play And on a camel du-h away! "Throuifh yeilow'aanila and Jagged stonaa, Paat ruined prehistoric thrones, I'd travel far Ui rent at east Bv ilihtant paira-Klst oases. Thafs Just in Taney. After ail I stay in my orcnestra, etall And cjiaee my moods of blue or gray Until they gailup far away!" (Copyright, lilw. X. Y Herald Co.) TUm rirt VI y. The first f'.y of mpriu On hiiunouH wiik Flew about n a manner tulte devfrn When a sudden en. 11 wind Kn.KK ! mm sill and blind Ha Was punished for being loo previous). -T. E. M. Karlr Skorfeji With ons ei raw berry in the middle 'it the (smmirK the spot What care 1 for llfu s old riddle? I'm rtmtenied with my lot. T. K. Put money In thy purs. )thJiai