THE r.KK: OMAHA, TUESDAY. APUIL 2f. intn. 'n ie omaha Daily Hetv. FOUNDED BT EDWAHD ROSEWATER. VICTOR ROSEWATF.R, KDITOR. Entrl at Omaha poatotflca as cond elaia matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Dally Ufa (IncliMlnd fliinrtay). pr w.l Il1y tic (without Kur.ilay), prr we.-loe I'ally (without Kun1y. " yr,1!S Lajy lira and Sunday, txie year w IjELIVBRED BT CARRIER ffvrnlng live (mihout ftundi. r. pec Kvfnh, (wlih flunday). pr w'k"v,iS Surday B. ona year rj fcat-irdiy ona year .V. Addreea allicoirplaliu 6f IrreculatUlea in diver to City Circulation Uepartmant. OFFICE. Omaha Tha Bea VuixJlnc Kuutii Omaha Twenty-fourth and N. Council Biurra 16 tScott rltreeU Lincoln-4lS Utile Building. Clncaco 1MK Marquette Hutldlng. fcew York-Ruoma 1101-110J No. M WW Jiiii ly -tnlrd btreeU - Wahlr.ton-7V Fourteentii Btreet, N. w. CORHESPONDENQB. Communication relating to "a Wliorlal matter ahould b addreesea. Omaha iJe, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, pren or poxtal oraer paall to The Rea Publishing Company. Only 2-cetit atampa reeelyed In payment oi mail account. 1'ereonal check. 0,P,,",n Omaha or eastern aachange. not accrptea. BTATF.MJENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska. Pout lea Countr. "i George B. TicUtick, treaeurer oi tm Bee luhllRh!ng Company. b,r". 0 , worn, aaya that the actual number or full tod compiMte eoplea of 1 na oauy. Morniag Evening and Sunday Bee P""' during the uiooiu of Marco. U10. w" ii loiiowa: 1 48.770 f 49,810 .. 48,780 4 4a.ao , C 41.BO0 7 4S.M9 1 43,740 t 42,719 10 43.160 11 , 42.C10 II 411,980 II 41,700 ) 43,130 it 4a,6ao j a 48,870 t! 43410 43,030 II 43,090 0 41.800 1 43.140 1 43,880 4.40 4 48.880 H., 4S.8M t 17 41.400 U 43,818 '21 48,770 0 48.419 1 43.780 Total 1.338,400 Returned eoplea, .......... ...... 19,780 Net total W18.810 Daily avarag. 48,441 CEO. B. TZSCHUCK. Traaaurar. Subscribed la my preaenca and wont to before ma UU list day o Maxell, 1118. at. P. WALKER. y Notary l ublio. abacrlbera laarlne the city tea' aiorarlly atioald The Be nailed to them. Address will be Have you spring Is? noticed how gentle One thlug, Jack Frost seems to have played no favorites. John Kllng Is about the only In surgent to surrender. Vassar girls object to toeing referred to as "always fresh." They are not, either. An exchange refers to the colonel as "a walking celebration." Why put It walking? Up to date no one has suggeste that Havens' election is a refuge for the democrats. , .Thus far the returns Indicate the colonel's election by every country whoso vote Is In. Mr. Bryan says defeat has its com pensatlons and the majority of voters will agree with him.. It would be interesting if one of these uplift societies should sustain an In growing all of a sudden. Dr. Parkhurst tells us that "hell is full of politicians." Does he mean by that there 1b no more room? Now that things have Quieted down little, may we not proceed with that investigation as to the state of King Menellk's being? Mr. Hill's reputation as a prophet Bight be better IT he had waited a week or two before predicting that 19,000,000,000 crop. In spite of the fact that Tom Tag tart Is a candidate for the senate In Indiana, the democrats of that state profess to have hopes of success, I The artistic atmosphere of Lincoln Is not to be affronted by the flaunting of any banner, no matter whether tostly building rears its head or not. If Johnny Bull does not want to hear something on the subject of mollycoddles he had better keep fcertain poet quiet during the colonel's rislt. When the list of disinfectants in femicides to be applied to the Omaha water is contemplated the average clt ken will wonder If the risk is worth rhile. "I see they are talking of abolish brig algebrc from the schools' currlcu turn," said the father at dinner table ''Oh, and arithmetic, too," said little Fohnnle, Tress reports make much of the fact that Colonel Roosevelt stood before the tomb of Napoleon In silence What did' they expect him to do, mak i noise? Wild-eyed rumors placed the estate If H. H. Rogers at a fabulous figure ind now it develops he was only worth 156,000,000. There is an example of ihe evil of sensationalism. Ictor Berger, chief apostlo of so- dalism In Milwaukee, says he Is only lie scene shifter in the adminlst ration If Mayor Beldel. but most people will tisist that he is the prompter. Mr. Hearst now has bia cartoonist picturing Governor Hughes as the Irjver of the Standard Oil wagon let's Bee, Mr. Hughes once ran for iffke against Mr. Hearst and .was lected. ... Height! Ideal Man for Bench. President Toft's appointment of Governor Hnghts to fill the vacancy in the supreme court crented by the death of Justice: Brewer la protiably the most popular selection he could have inad and wlfl .undoubtedly be received with general satlKfactlon all over the United States. Governor Hughes represents the best there is in public life. He stands for complute and impartial administra tion of law, Irrevocably against bocs- Isra and graft in politics, the spoils system and all kindred evils and typi fies that kind of reform whlch wlth- ut flamboyant methods, exposes cor- uptlon, eliminates useless formality nd secures the greatest benefit to the reatest number. This has been his record during both his terms as chief executive of New York. Fearless, ag gressive and sane, he has given the people of that state such an able ad ministration as to bring him into the rena of national affairs as one of the most conspicuous-figures of his day. It was his relentless pursuit of the in surance fraud that led to the general wakening of the conscience of New ork, eventuated in a political house- cleaning and set an example for other states that has been followed with vital results. He has established in his own commonwealth a new era of public life and has secured the enact ment of laws that will make it danger ous anrl more difficult to reverse the tide of reform and go back to the old rder, thus giving to his services the element of permanency and endurance. Governor Hughes will bring to the supreme bench ability, experience and character especially fitting him for the grave duties, and he has a judicial temperament to back up his powers as lawyer that will combine in making him as great an Interpreter of the law as he has shown himself to be a great administrator. His high sense of the solemn importance of the position fa fully reflected in the personal finan cial sacrifice he makes in accepting the president's appointment. As to his corporation proclivities Governor Hughes' record is the best answer. Most of the practical reforms he has instituted, most of the investigations he has forced, have involved, directly or indirectly, powerful corporations, nd yet the guilty have been pun ished wherever convicted and at all times prosecuted with impartial Vigor. But corporations have nothing to fear from a man of his sense of right and Justice. He has protected these Inter ests where they deserved protection with as much vim as he has punished them when deserving punishment. The west, from the Mississippi to the California line, which now has no representative on the bench, will heartily endorse the appointment of Governor Hughes, wh comes from a Circuit that waa not represented and probably will socure, tha nex ,placo available. Geographical, -considerations never have entered into the mak ing of these appointments. New Tariff Law. Since the new tariff law became operative eight months ago the reve nue receipts of the government have Increased $50,000,000 over what they were for the eight months a year be fore; a year ago our deficit, the ex cess of ordinary expenditures over or dinary receipts, was $70,000,000; this year it is about $15,000,000; the full quota of labor Is employed, industries are running on full time and paying the highest wages ever paid in the his tory of the country and the total ad vance In wages for the year, it is esti mated, will reach $500,000,000. All these facts were pointed out by Vice President Sherman in his St. Louis speech and they ought to con vince any unprejudiced man that the new tariff has gone a long way toward ameliorating the conditions for which it was Intended and is fundamentally sound. But democrats and those others bent on attacking the law for political purposes prate about not enough re vision downward. What is the pur pose of downward revision in a tariff? Is it not to open our doors to foreign Imports as ameans to competition that will affect domestic prices? Since this law went into effect the Imports of the United States have increased in value over those of the corresponding period a year ago $20u,000,000, or at the rate of $300,000,000 a year. The fact is, the downward tendency has been so marked that, as Vice Presi dent Sherman says, we need now to think of checking the decline instead of facilitating It. Mr. Sherman did not go into the maximum and minimum clause of the law, and yet that is one of the strong est elements It possesses. By virtue of that clause, forced Into the bill by Pesident Taft, from 60 to 60 per cent of American exports have gone Into foreign markets free of duty and nine tenths of those paying duty have been admitted at the minimum rate In those countries. More labor employed and at the highest wages ever known, revenue increased by stupendous sums, more Imports, more domestic products ad mitted abroad at lower rates pnrtec tlon for labor and capital alike, the highest prices to the farmer, and tho cost of living finally on tho decline tCese are things brought about since last August when this tariff law went into effect. What more could the law have accomplished? What was It the democrats expected? - Both President Taft and Vice Presi dent Sherman have admitted that even they want further revision of the tariff and propose to secure it, tiut no mat ter what the republican party did, it would not affect the campaign plans of the democrats and should not be ex- pected to If they should rudilenly ' admit the truth about the new law they would that moment give up their thief political subterfuge and the peo ple shoiid not expect them to make that saorlflc" on the eve of nn election. Back to the Land ii the Cry. Heads of large American steamship lines are deploring the tendency of American boys to turn their backs upon the ruerchBnt marine and face t n lnnrl t " " I OSBlolllty to more lucrative eraploymen They complain of the Impos get enough youths to fill their appren ticeships and admit that it is purely a money matter. The boys are paid 10 a month and provided with uni forms, which, until the glamor of a sea-faring life wore off, has contented the young men. Why should it not be difficult to get a boy worth having at that figure when the future in such an occupa tion, fraught always vith danger and hardship, offers Bo little? If, .is the big companies Insist, this money-mlnd-edncBs on the hoys' part is impairing the strength and undermining the future of our merchant marine, why cannot the owners of the big liners be a little less money-minded and at leawt come somewhere near paying as well for their labor as similar Interests on land have to pay? We begin to feel that the boys are not alono tainted with this evil of money-mindedness. It so happens, Oiow ever, that there Is more than tho mere matter of pay; It is also the matter of treatment and personal rights that deters many boys from embarking upon this sort of oc cupation. Many of tho big American liners have sought to adopt certain methods in vogue on British vessels that hold the sailor In very narrow lines of activity so far as his individ uality is concerned. The United States government has a contract with fit least one large steamship company whereby it carries ten cadets on each of Its vessels and It is possible the government might intercede in behalf of the boys and the companies at the same time and exert an Influence that would In the end con duce to the upbuilding of the mer. chant marine, a necessary institution, by securing concessions that would en able the boys to do as well, or com paratively eo, on sea as on land. Omaha's Water Problem. The passage by tho city council of an ordinance intended to specify the quality of water that may be fur nished to tho citizens serves to direct attention to the water situation. For several months an agitation has been In progress looking to the improve ment of the quality of the water. Less boisterous, but nonetheless deter mined and important, demand has been made for the improvement in the quantity of the water. It has long been notorious that Omaha's water supply has been deficient in both regards. The responsibility for this situation Is popularly laid at the door of the Omaha Water company, the people overlooking the fact that for more than two years the water company has held itself merely as a trustee for the city of Omaha in the management of the water plant. When the city coun cil, under the provisions of "Senate File No. 1," elected seven years ago to proceed with the "Immediate and compusory purchase cl the water plant, the city was virtually committed to the acquirement by pur chase of the property of the Omaha Water company. It la more than two years since the board of appraisers made its report, and the water com pany accepted the award and tendered its plant to the city. Since that time the matter haB been in the federal courts, where the Water board has undertaken to set aside the appraise ment. The case was recently argued before the supreme court of the United States and a decision may be expected from that tribunal soon. If it should be favorable to the water company the city will be required to assume control and operation of the plant without de lay; if it should be in favor of the city, then the matter of appraisement will commence anew and the termination of the process of purchase wilt be in definitely postponed. In the mean time the city cannot compel the water company to add to its plant. This situation has confronted the citizens for many months, growing more serious as the city has grown, and the demand for water haa in creased. It is now well nigh intolera ble and The Bee renews the suggestion it has made from time to time, since the effort to purchase the water plant was undertaken, that some steps be taken to relieve the situation. An agreement certaluly ought to be easily reached whereby the rights of both parties to the controversy can be pro tected and the citizens be furnished with an adequate supply of pure water. Personal and political aspirations can now well be cast aside and the mem bers of the Water board may render a real service to the public by taking he lead in this movement. If they do not feel that they can, then some one of the other o'ganlzatlons of a quasi-public character nust make the move. The voluminous report by a govern ment expert has'merely served to con firm what was well known to the citi zens of Oinaha that so long as water is pumped from the Missouri river danger of contamination exists. The expert advises that as soon as possible the intakes must be changed and that better means for purification must be j provided. The only real service ap parent as the result of this ofTlcirtl visit i. --.ha,,, it will rv. nrmir . I - - - ' . . - - Omaha people for the additional bond Issue that will be necessary In the etnt the city ultimately comes possession of the water plant. into The "peerless leader" now an nounces his Intention of Issuing a' statement explaining his attitude as to Nebraska politics. This certainly lndl-, cates some interest and may be a per- ,,. ,nibprF Ml, ,)f tnP i.millittee. n.ws tlnent pointer to ft certain member ofpitpr correspondents have felt that then- Congress who thinks he is a candidate for the senate from this state. Lincoln's Excite board is going through many gyrations In an effort to secure control of the liquor supply. But nil the time the cool draught trlcklea pleasingly down the parched throat of the thirsty denizen of the dry town." Prohibition is certainly a beautiful thing. Colonel Mose Wetmore was a wel come caller Rt Fail view on Monday, and on leaving confided to a reporter that he would not again bet any of his money on Bryan's being elected, if this proves anything it is that even a democrat may learn by experience. The statement from Leavenworth that John R. Walsh would accept a pardon If tendered him by the presi dent will not surprise anyone. There are others in the penitentiary at Leav enworth who would gladly accept clemency from the president. Official investigators at Washington are beginning to find out what the farmer and the packer knew long ago. The shortage in the hog prop is pri marily responsible for tho high price of pork, no matter what affect trade combinations might have. The Bee gladly welcomes its es teemed contemporary to the ranks of Omaha boosters, even if its efforts be spasmodic. The E. C. has been so long listed among the detractors of Omaha that its accession to the other side is noteworthy. It was not expected that Mr. Taft would undertake to please Colonel Bryan in making a selection for the vacancy on the supreme bench. There fore Colonel Bryan's expression of dis approbation is as gratuitous as it is characteristic. Satisfaction and Sons. Boston Transcript. The present drop In food prices will fill many a democratic stomach and break many a democratio heart. Bonndlngr on Pat Parse. New York Tribune. How can any one say the cost of living Is coming down, with rubber booming and automobile tires getting as costly as If they were made of silk or satlnT Can t'haancey See the Point T Philadelphia Record. s The genial Senator. Depew, who. says ho will not resign, Is fond of pood stories. A man came riding to town one day with crape on his hat. When asked for whom he wore the mournful emblem he said his wife was dead. "Was she resigned?" was the next question, "She was obliged to be," was the reply. Enough to Scare the Wolf. Chicago Record-Herald. It has been found that the late Henry H. Rogers, vice president of tho Standard Oil company, was worth only about 136, OOf',000, Instead of 1100,000,000 or 200,000,CO0, as was publicly supposed at the time of his death. Let us bo more charitable to Mr. Archbold. Instead of being wealthy he may be" skimping along on 15,000,000 or $30,000,000. CHOPS THAT COl'JiT I'NIIUIIT. Frost Losses Trifling; Compared with the Total Output. Cleveland Leader. Again winter roturhs to a large part of the country, and again great damage will result to fruit and to early vegetables. There is no hope that heavy losses can, be escaped In a wide region covering- most of the northern states east of the Rocky mountains. But the crops which count moet are still safe. They are not exposed to in Jury from snow and frost. The spring plant ing done so far is not extensive and there Is time to do It again where the seed sown does not coma up, on account of the cold, wet ground. Winter wheat Is not far enough advanced to be in danger of serious damaga. Hay and. pastures will not be hurt at all by the weather, which seems so unseason able, after tho extraordinary warmth of March. Tho losses caused by the violent storms and the revere cold which haa come with snow and wintry gaJea will be moat exten sive and hardest to make good in the fruit districts of a doaen states. But taking a general survey of this country of Immense size and resources, It Is true that so far the crops which coun moet In national prosperity are not In danger. Our Birthday Book April 87, 1310. William Lorimer, United States senator from Illinois, was born April 27, 1861, at Manchester, England, and came to this country jvhen he, was B years old. He started out working In a packing house and later aa a street car conductor. John E. Wilkle, chb-f of the government secret service. Is Just 60. He was born in Elgin, 111. He used to tie a reporter on Chicago newspapers, and was put lr. his present place by Secretary of the Treasury Lyman J. Gage. Cleveland Moffatt, magajjne writer, vas born April Z7, 1K3. at Boonesvllle, Ky. His specialty is detective stories and stories of adventure. PaWItt C. Huntington, chancellor of the Wesleyan university at Lincoln, was born April 77, 1U0, at Townsend, VL He la an ordained Methodist minister, and Is also an author of a number of books on religious subjects. A. H. Burnett, general attorney for the Woodmen of the World and Woodman's circle. Is celebrating his fifty-third birth day. He was born In Galway, N. Y., and graduated from Bloomtngton College of Law. Mr. Burnett waa In general practice at Mlnden, Neb., for ten years, removing to Omaha In 1193. being associated with the firm of Brome ft Burnett up to three years ago. Washington Life Bom Interesting T bases and Condltlens C bee-res at tne Vatlon's Capitol. Since tlie day when Congressman Ueoruo V. Ncirrig of Nebiaska Intro. Inc. 1 his i-i - olutlnn poslns; Spenkrr I'annur ns n in m hrr of the committee on rules iind doiiblln,.- ' '" work Is never complete, unless they j V" "V" " 'from tho insurgent ramp. The other day a nirtnher cf the press gnllrry tnckled Mr. Norrls fur tils views on the comlno: retire ment of Senators Ahlrich and Mule. Th Nrbraskan Mew off k little Joyous steam, relates the Washington Times, and whs about to pnss on when the correspondent sprung the question: "Anything elce on your mind?" "i have nothing el.su myself," remarked Mr. Norrls after a moment's thought. "I think, however, 1 know where I can put you on to a nood story, but 1 rather hesi tate to do so." "What Is tlu yarn about?" he was aslu-d. "Oh," observed NorrH, "it I right In line with tho retirement of these two dis tinguished senators. In fact it relates to the retirement of a distinguished member of the house. On second thought I hesitate to do so. I don't think the member wants the fact to become kmiwn Just yet." The correspondent pleaded earnestly for tho tip and finally Norrls agreed to give it to him. "I have Just come from the members' dining room," said Norrls. '"Being late In the afternoon there is only one member of the houue kft In there. He Is now eat ing his lunch. He -has gray hair and gray whiskers and wears a carnation in his coat. 1'ou go In there and tell him you are a personal friend of mine and that I would regard it as a personal favor if ho would tell you the story of his retirement from congress." Tho correspondent followed Instructions and found tho man who answered the de scription given by Norrls. It was Speaker Cannon, quietly munching a bowl of crack ers and milk. I was having luncneon In the restau rant at the capltol yesterday," said a prominent republican senator, "when the man who runs the elevator took a seat at the name table. He began to com plain about his hard luck. He said: I get only $0 a month and find it almost Impossible to make both ends meet. After I pay my rent, my board, my bar ber and go to the theater onca or twice a week there is nothing left.', "The waiter came along then and I or dered oxtail soup and the elevator man did the same. Soup In the senate restaurant is 25 cents. While I sympathised with him he ordered a cup of coffee and a piece of rhubarb pie at 10 cents each. I called for my bill and my companion asked the waiter the price of strawberries. He was told 35 cents, and ordered a plate. That made 80 cents for his luncheon, and I don't know how much more he ate. "I picked up the afternoon paper later in the day and saw that Uncle Joe Cannon had eaten a 10-cent breakfast at a dairy lunch room. Tills Is one phase of the high cost of living." Appearing before the supreme court of the United States a few days ago to in troduce a constituent who was admitted to practice on the senator's motion, some one expressed surprise that Senator Klkins was a member of the bar -of the supreme court. "Why," said a friend of the senator, "Mr. Klkins practiced law In New Mexico many years before he ever went to West Virginia, and he has been a senator from that state for sixteen years. "Not only did Mr. Elklns practice law In New Mexico, but he was United States district attorney there. And his court work was at a time when the official language of the court was Spanish." Senator Klkins seldom finds use for his knowledge of Spanish these days, but he manages to keep up sufficient practice to enable, him to speak Spanish when re quired, even though his days of practicing law In the Spanish tongue have long slnoe passed. A good many thoughtful men In congress, writes a correspondent of the New York Post, are ready to condemn the impulse which brought about the erection of the two great white marble palaces as office buildings for the members of the house and sei;ate. They cost an enormus sum, and they are most elaborately equipped and fin ished, especially the senate bulking. It has been estimated that for what the two buildings cost a handsome, modern resi dence in the best section of Washington could have been built, furnished and main tained for each of the 92 members of tho senate and 391 members of the house. Some of the legislators are beginning to think the money might have been better ex pended that way. Two positive effects have resulted Blhca the two office buijdings have been occu pied. Representatives who can find any cubbyhole ih the capltol large enough to hold a roll-top desk and a swivel chair, do not use the handsome new offices which they voted money to provide for them selves. Of course, the members of con gress who have good committee rooms in the capltol have stayed where they were. What senators and representative do use the office buildings for the conduct of their business, use them because they cannot find desk room In tho capltol In the offices of the subordinates, under the clerk of the house, of the doorkeeper, of the sergeant-at-arms, and of other house at taches, members have put their desks rather than move over to the new office building. They are ready to suffer almoHt any discomfort rather than have to leave the capltol. Some of the rooms occupied by members who are averse to taking up their quar ters in the new office building, are the most dreary and forbidding places Imag inable Many of them have no windows and have to be lighted with artificial lights at all times. The air Is stale and foul, because there Is no ventilation. Some of the rooms are not big enough to swing a cat In, yet members eagerly fight for the privilege of getting and retaining them, rather than have to make the long walk over from the house office building, through the subways that have been cou Ptruetl or across the capltol grounds. I'esplle the fact that all who can cling to their nooks and crannies in the capltol, the majority of the members of both branches fire compelled to use the new bulldngs. Ther absence from the cajiltol, In the new offices, as was Ion it ago pre dicted, and aa now demonstrated, has had a most decided effect upon legislative processes.' The distribution of the business of the senate and the house among com mittees haa greatly taken away from the value. Interest and Importance of the floor work. After a committee has considered a'leglslatlve proposal, amended If, end re ported It to the house for passsge. Its work Is seldom allet-d and Us verdict overruled only la the most Infrequent cases. $ X U : MX The only --.--". r i r iiuitip From ioyi turnpc 'r-1" ' V r K Cream of Tartar V I u PERSONAL NOTES. A rimorinl to the lam Speaker Heed Is to bo tinviilid In Portland, Me., In Aufiunt. It Is to cost J40.000 and will stand on tins western promenade, A New York woman, the wife of Martin W. Littleton, a lawyer and democratic politician, Is making an effort to substi tute the Hlble for bridge In society. Mayor Gaynor has not only ab"lihrd the "Keep off the grass" signs In New York City parks, but has replaced th in with signs reading "Come on tho glass." A check alipost 100 years old was pre sented to the cashier of a Grcensburg (Pa.) bank for payment recently. It was found among the papers of the late Wil liam Hlllln of Youngwcod, who died a week ago, sged 92 years. The check was unearthed by his son and it was d.iti'd Gifensburg, November 21, 1S14. President Tafl's wife Is n full-fledged base ball "fun." She Is as cnthiMastio about the national game as Is her hus band, and she Insists on attending all the base ball games with him. She was an ex dled spectator of the opening ga:ne In Washington tho other day, when her hus band tossed the first ball of the seas.in. She knows the game thoroughly. It Is re ported, and can discuss Its fin points with almost the ease of a professional. SUNNY GEMS. "It's a pity," muttered tho man who un fortunately for himself had the reputation of being "a good fellow" among his friends, "that all men when they take a drink with others can't do as a doctor dons." "What's that?" asked an acquaintance. "Why. a doctor can treat a man and make him pay at the same time." Balti more American. "Going to have an Old Home week, eh?" "Yes. we want nil our wandering hoys to come, back When had we better hold It?' "After the grand Jury adjourns." Kansas City Journal. 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Makers of FAIRY reds Mud Distributed at the A. HOSPE CO. SPECIAL PIANO SALE of Hand Mado HOSPE PIANOS. $190.09 Oil of Each Piano For thirty years the Hospe Piano has been used in this territory, and has, by its lasting qualities, its tone and tou-'h, made many friends. . To quickly introduce the four new styles, wo have decided to give the Piano Buyers a credit of $100 ON ANY NEW HOSPE PIANO-balance of the price on a small down payment, and $1.00 WEEKLY PAYMENTS. Thews pianos are made in mahogany, oak and walnut cases. Stools and Scarf FREE. Every Piano warranted for twenty years. $300 for the $400 style W. Hospe Piano. $275 for the $375 style C. N. Hospe Piano. $250 for the $350 style B. Hospe Piano. $225 for the $325 style 0. Hospe Piano I This offer is good for thirty days. A.. HOSPE CO. 1513-15 Docfllas SI Omaha, Nebraska Baku Powder .X Absolute! Pure: A sell you a set of these bocks." ruth lie Standard and Times. "I want a few cilored illustrations i f btets and tomatoes " "Lift! siie?" Inquired the tirtlst. "Catalogue slxe," replied the se.-rivmin. with a significant smile. Louisville t'out-lor-Journnl. She The enumerator couldn't pet irph out of Maud until he read the lnw t, ir. He I see; he scared her out of her cit sus". U.iston Tra tsciipt. V "I understand yiu trld the umpire ex actly what you thought of Imn, ' s.ii.l one ball n'syer. "No." replied tho other, "on 1 - itn' little I could dig out of my conscl'H.Mi. ! on the spur of the moment. I've been thinking a lot since then." Washington Star. Customer Wny do you wear rubber gloves? Barber So tlinf- tnv celebrated "hnlr irrower" won't, raise hnlr on fhA ti.-ilm of J my hands. y, sold a bottle T!i Bits. Tho pr.ifessor regarded with .in ev ,.f suspicion the small yellow cube thf w.utrr had brought him. "1 take thee," l.o murmured, "for butter or worse." Chicago Tribune. CONSOLATION. i. Suppose, my fellow citizens, The fruit crop now In doomed, The cherries, apples, pouches, nil, Hy Jacky Frost coi,hittm; Yet do not sit despalriupr An' actln' up like lno'.s; Remember, this remains to us, We still have prunes. II. The strawberries have tempted With blossoms most profuse; The currants, too, were promising Hut pray, what Is the use Of dwelling on thcte bygotio DiIiiks That thrlvd in other moons Pe thankful now for what remains An' fix yer mouth fer prunes. III. Prune short cake sounds delicious If you have a good forgetter, And prune frnppe is simply great If you have nothing better And when the good old Fourth comes round You can muster. If you try, A Fpietidid appetite to greet The fat prune pie. Omaha. 11AYOLL NcTHLLE. of! FAIRBANK COMPANY SOAP, the oval cake. .3 J30 "-P. ft ti "Otlllt (70.) DVSTTUlSlldow-iKiV of Mlars