THE IJKH: OMAHA, THURSDAY, MARCH 3, 1P10. t - '.. . The Omaha Daily "Bee: FOUNDED BT EDWARD FiOHEWATER. , VICTOR nOSEWATKU, EDITOR. Entered at Umalit postofflce an second cla matter. TERMS OP BCBSCRll'TION. Pally Itro (including Sunday), per weVk.ISc Ially He (without Hiinda), r werk.lOn Dally Hh (without Sunday), one year. .R00 Dally and Sunday, one year 00 DELIVERED BY ("A RRI F7K. Evening Be (without Sunday), per week.ta Evening Be (with Sunday), per week... 10c Sunday B, on year Saturday Ilea, one year 1-60 Addrpaa all complaints of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha Tha Bee Building. South Omaha Twf nty-fourth and N. Council Bluffs 15 Scott Street. Lincoln MR" LIUI RulMlng. Chlras;o--lMS Marquette Building. New York-Rooms 1101-1102 No. 34 West TMi-ty-thlrd Street. Washlngtnn-725 Fourteenth Btrect N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to newa and editorial matter should b addressed: Omaha Hee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft. express or poatal order payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, ss. : George B. Txschuck. treasurer of The Bee Publishing Company, belnir duly sworn, says that the actual number of full arid complete coplea.of The Dally, Morning, Evening" and Sundsy Bee printed during tha month of February, 1910, Was as follows: 1 43,140 lt..v 43,70 2 4a,eoo l 4a,e8o 8 1.. 43,370 IT 43,860 4 43,970 18 4B,etO 6 43.03O l....f 43,770 , 41,740 20 41,680 7 43,310 21 43,930 8 43,080 22 43,870 9 43,910 28 43,640 10 43,980 2 4 43,610 11... 1 49,700 26. 43,990 12 43,100 26 43,440 13 43,100 , 27 41,703 14 43,620 28 43,670 Total 1,199,960 Returned) copies..., 9,390 Net total 1,189,970 Daily average 49,498 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. Subscribed In ray presence and aworn to before me this 28th day of February, 1810. ROBERT HUNTER, " Notary Public, Subscriber leaving; the city tem- . porarlly shoald have Tat Bee nailed to them. Address will be changed as often as requested. - Colonel Roosevelt ' has been ac corded the freedom of., the city of Lon don. What will be do with It? Judging from what Dallas can do when It gets started, the riot In Cairo looks like a game of tiddlewlnks. Since the Estrada army has been crushed the insurgents in Nicaragua will keep still for a couple of weeks. The farmers of this country possess 76,000 automobiles and it Is estimated that next year's crop will beat even that. The "frat" is making trouble In the Lincoln High school. The "frat" is a gopdjhijagfjecboot children to keep away frona.ra John D. Rockefeller's son will de vote bla time to giving away his father's money. Not the first case of a son being adept, in that line. I ' ' Superintendent Davidson of Omaha now- heads the department of school superintendents of the National Edu cational association. Congratulations. In thla age ot health improvement would it not be a good plan to invent some remedy , for the extreme nervous ness of the., trust officials now being Investigated f I The plan of Senator Beverldge to run the government on Alaskan coal royalties sounds good, but It is a bad time to begin to hedge on the corpora tlon income tax. a isuiruii. uiui una juoi ueeu uuu A T- . . I i. I. ..... i m i 1 5 for drinking twenty-five gallons ot soup, but at, the present price of soup he must have made money by the transaction, anyway. The Real Estate exchange seems to think that what is wanted for Omaha is not an expert water analylst, but an expert street cleaner. Strange how per verse some people are. l Beef trust, ice trust, milk trust, oil trust and a,-number of others are all on the carpet explaining the why and the wherefore of the thusnesa of the price of the whlchness. Tha organisation of a local aero club of course at once suggests progress on a higher plane. World-Herald. We think it ought to be hailed as the latest addition to our accumula tion of np-Uft societies. With the approach of Easter the suffragist la having an awful time to keep her mind on suffraglstlng. The Easter hata promise to be more -dis tracting and enchanting than ever. Los Angeles is calling for help. Well, Vhat- does It want? Several base baliteanis have gone there for practloe. Jfark up the price a little that Is the way they do it back east Omaha is given second place in the government reports among all the corn markets In the country. Omaha is right in tha middle of thj corn belt and some day will be the biggest corn mar Set ot All. voters in Somh umana p rticipatea in the recent city primary, and at least $5 per cent of the vote usually polled In an election. Not so bad from this point of view. It turns out that Jerry Howard's legislative record is endorsed In the Routb. Omaha primary by permitting him to come in third in the race for mayoralty! nomination. Never mind, term- saint Patrick's day is coming The Firit Year. The first year of President Taft's administration as chief executive of the country is Just being completed, and while it must be admitted there are more or less murmurlngg ot dis content over the prevailing high' cost of living and the apparent slowness in carrying out campaign promises which the administration Is trying to redeem, nearly every one concedes that the president has made the bent of trying conditions and that the coun try is enjoying prosperity in a degree seldom before known. For his first year President Tatt has to show the new tariff law,, enacted at the special session of congress called for that particular purposo, un der which the industries Of too coun try have been steadily expanding and the revenue of the government con stantly increasing. President Taft signed this bill to make it a law, and haa more than once affirmed his con viction that, while by no means per fect, it is a decided improvement over the Dingley law which it supplanted. The president haa. likewise put him self on record from; time to time on nearly all the current issues, outlining the legislation which be thinks ought to be enacted in orcer to clinch the Roosevelt policies Inaugurated by his predecessor. The cases ' Instituted against the trusts under tha Sherman law are being prosecuted, and the rate law is being invoked to prevent the efforts of the railroads to raise their schedules of transportation charges. While there has been some friction here and there in the official family, the most conspicuous of which has produced the Balllnger-Pinchot con troversy, the most notable feature of the new administration has been the movement for retrenchment all along the line with- a view to cutting oft un necessary expenditures and placing the government on a more economic basis. It goes without saying, of course, that the democratic opposition will give Mr. Taft no credit whatever for what he haa done so far. But that Is what usually happens on that score. Four years ago when Mr. Roosevelt was completing the first year ot bis elective tenure of the White House the democratic organs were likewise assailing him as a "gallery player" and a "do-nothing," and ' they would be barking up the same tree,' no mat ter what republican might be presi dent, so long as the democratic candi date failed to land. President Taft has no bed of roses, but 'neither has he shown the white feather.- Wireless Telegraph Laws. The difficulty experienced recently In communicating wlUi a sinking ship by wireless telegraph because of the Interference of an experimental sta tion and a. student oper&Kjr has ,4cm-, onstrated the need of rules and regu lations for the protection of the wire less service against indiscriminate 'and Irresponsible hindrance. It is a mat ter of serious Import, not only threat ening the destruction of property values, but of human life as well. No one will for a moment question the value of the wireless telegraph and Its offspring, the wireless telephone. They are of economical construction, requiring much less expense than the regular wire system, and are ot in estimable value because of their uni versal . . practicality, especially in emergency. Under any and all circum stances the protection afforded to life on the high seas against disaster due to storms or accident would of itself make protection imperative. That is the prime reason for it. But,, in addi tion, the service would need guarding in times ot International trouble in order that every possible' leakage of news or of official communication might be precluded. The request now being made of con gress to pass laws restraining- irre-l sponsible individuals from further im pairing and Interfering with the effi ciency of the service will probably be considered favorably. It Is a practical request and will appeal to all as rea sonable and desirable. Every device or Invention of a Uko value merits every reasonable protctlon which can be thrown around it by federal statute. Senator "Jeff", Davis, A southern statesman recently de clared that "it would be better for Arkansas If Senator "Jeff" Davis were not allowed in Washington." It would also likely prove better for . Senator, "Jeff" himself If indications mean any thing. From the time he took his seat In the United States senate until today the mention of his name has brought forth merely a smile of amusement. It is not only because of his freak ideas and fire-brand oratory, but it is be cause ot his "breaks" on matters con cerning which he is but slightly in formed. At first he was "put down- as injudicious and people smiled, ' buf that is past; now he is a joke and .peo ple openly laugh. He is not taken se riously even by bis democratic col leagues. ' In his recent appearance before the house committee on public lands, which had und,er consideration the "sunk lands" ot eastern Arkansas, Senator "Jeff" for once became so humorous as to be serious. , In ad mitting before the committee that he was to receive a "good fee" for his services aa an attorney if a certain bill became a law he has put himself In a very deplorable position. One senator from Kansas found himself in grave difficulties for a somewnat similar of fense and Senator "Jeff" should have profited by the example. . His open confession concerning tha "'fee" may cause him several wakeful hours be fore he hears the last Of it. If may prove also that this action will require more than an explanation. ' A man of the peculiar nature and oddities of "Jeff" Davis of Arkansas Is wasting his talents In the senate. Active In season and out of season, boisterously oratorical at every oppor tunity and a radical of the radicals when it comes to playing to the gal leries, he has made a name for him self, the nation over as the most bois terous joke of the United States sen ate. And the funniest part of it all Is he does not seem to realize it. A Car Tare Mystery. In the tabulation of the expenses in curred In running the county govern ment last year are two items for street car fare charged up to the probation officers and the Detention home, aggre gating $520.46. Assuming that this Investment in street car fares was at the retail price of 6 cents per ride, this means that the county paid for 10,409 rides in connection with the work ot rounding up mischievous youngsters, or for an average of nearly thirty rides a day for every day in the year, in cluding Sundays, Christmas, New Years, the Fourth of July and each and every other holiday. Of course, this riding in street cars is much cheaper to the taxpayers than riding in carriages r automobiles would have been. But if everyone for whom street car rides were bought at public expense got their full money's worth some of them must have been riding around town from morning until night, and perhaps have slept in the cars so as to be ready for the first run out the next day. Children who want free street car rides should connect up with the probation officers. A Billboard Decision. , The supreme court of Missouri ba3 just handed down a decision in a bill board case which ought to contribute materially to the campaign against the billboard nuisance, not only in that state, but throughout the country. The decision upholds the right, al most without limitation, of the city of St. Louis to regulate and control bill boards erected and maintained within its city limits. The opinion of the court declares that the average bill board display is a constant menace to public safety, health and morals; that the billboards constitute hiding places and retreats for criminals and that the city has a legal right to enforce re strictive regulations on billboards or to abate them as a nuisance altogether. As a consequence the injunction which a big billboard agency had secured to prevent Interference with a most con spicuous and objectionable exhibit of advertising signs has been dissolved and the decision of the lower court re versed, with specific affirmance of the validity of the St Louis billboard ordinance. , If the law as laid down in Missouri rests on the same principles as does the law in other states the authorities vested with power to regulate and con trol the billboards have all the legal backing necessary to cope with them, and if these nuisances are permitted to continue and to spread it will be the fault ot the city officials, and not be cause of want of authority. Democratic organs are now shedding crocodile tears over "the pitiable spectacle" of Secretary Wilson and in timating that Mr. Taft made a great mistake In retaining him In the cabi net. When the cabinet was forming, however, the retention of Mr. Wilson to give htm an opportunity to make the record for length of service as a cabinet officer was decidedly popular, and had he been dropped at that time these same democratic organs would have assailed Mr. Taft vociferously for refusing to keep the one department head who bad been in the harness con tinuously under President . McKlnley and President Roosevelt. It was un derstood at te time that Secretary Wilson would ask to be retired after another year's service, but now the ef fort is being made to delude people into the . belief that the impending change, when It comes, will be a con fesslon that a mistake was made In the original composition of the Taft cabi net. . iState Auditor Barton wants to stop the practice among certain insurance companies by which the officers absorb the interest paid on deposits of cur rent funds, which interest should go to the benefit of the policy holders. Auditor Barton is becoming altogether too inquisitive and too particular about such little legitimate grafts as that. It seems they have been having trouble with Imported Anti-Saloon league agitators up In Michigan, and the prospect is fair that the experience will be repeated in Nebraska. The lm ported reformer haa no limits to his seal and no counterweight to balance his Ignorance of local conditions and trade issues. It is going to be Impossible for the Boston women to go down town at all this summer if they wear the latest style hats. The streets are so crooked and narrow and the hats are so large, It one should get into an ordinary street with one ot those hats It would take a wrecker to get her out. If the courts stop work on tha new court house, at any rate tne Judges will be among the chief sufferers by the deal, for if completion ot the build ttig should be thrown over the next ju dlcial election some of them might be taking chances on, ever occupying those beautiful court rooms. No wonder Philadelphia hag been having a strike and riot all in one. One of its literary societies recently held a heated debate over the ques tion, ' Resolved, That it is better for a girl, to remain a Jilted old maid than to marry another man for spite." A Chicago physician says that the love germ works in the center of the nervous system. This goes to explain why love is so often a gnawing sensa tion in the vicinity of the solar plexus and consumes all the nerve the poor fellow has. From the fact that it takes a gen eral to command a Nlcaraguan army of 180 men, there must be a good deal of similarity between the armies of that country and San Domingo. That ratio is 6,000 officers to every 3,000 soldiers. Isn't If Awful. Indianapolis News. As further evidence of the awful hard time the railroads are having- It Is noted that the Pennsylvania Increased its net in born S8.9S1.427 and paid cash dividends amounting to $19,173,742 during 1909. ' Poor Form of Relief, New York World. The decision of United States Judge Kohlsaat that Insolvent corporations while In the hands of receivers do not have to pay the corporation tax will hardly In duce corporations hostile to the tax to seek that form of relief. I Too tommy te t'onnt.- Sioux City Tribune. There may be a few men In Nebraska who have not yet been mentioned for an office, but all this goes to prove that the population of the Cornhusker state Is in creasing so rapidly that It Is Impossible to count and align them all as they come. A Rare Find. Chicago Record-Herald. A Chicago woman has had her husband taken into court and lectured because he spends too much time reading about prize fights and base ball players. The remark able thing about the case Is that the woman could find a court that was willing to administer the lecture. I I HBIetir rat to Sleep. Philadelphia Bulletin. Amid all the fuss and controversy over the postal deficit, the plan to experiments with the parcels post Idea on a few rural delivery routes In order to ascertain If this would not promise an increase in the rev enues of the Postofflce department, seems to have been quietly laid on the shelf. Possibly the big express companies could explain why. Showdown from the Slonx. Sioux City Journal. Noting that the ' total vote in the late commission plan special election was only about 5,000, the Omaha Bee suggests that "Sioux City would hate to have Its census population built, up on this figure by the usual ratio." That's right. But If all the candidates vote and Induce all of their friends to vote at the forthcoming primary Stoux City will be quite willing to let that total vote figure as the basis for a census estimate. 1 NORTH DAKOTA RATE CASE. Important Issues Ararned In Federal Sopreme Conrt. 'Chicago News. North Dakota's legislature has passed a law making tne i rate for hauling coal within that state .-considerably lower than the rate hitherto,, prevailing. The object Is to render it possible to mine ttnd ship lignite coal, which is found in large quan tities in the state., The railroads affected have brought suit to test the validity of the law.- The ease had a hearing on ap peal- this week in the United States su preme court at Washington. The proceeding Is important because It Involves a question of rate making power with respect to commodities which hereto. fore has not been dearly raised before the federal supreme court The railroads do not contend that their business within the state of North Dakota; taken as a whole, is unprofitable. The4r argument is that this particular rate is ma4e too low. Coun sel for the state take the ground that the railroads' complaint as to the Injustice of a particular rata cannot be heard unless they are prepared to show that theJr busi ness as a whole Is unprofitable. It is ar gued further that, If the railroads may at tack separate rotes as fixed by the gov erning authorities, they can make a fiasco of publlo regulation. The principle of legal rato making for which the railroads are contending In this litigation Is at variance with their 'own practice. Their usage Is to charge what the traffic will bear. Rates rendering It unprofitable to mine and ship North Da kota's lignite coal are higher than the trafflo will bear. Railroads aim to carry no commodities at less than operating cost. But they frequently make rates which, while leaving a margin of profit -above operating cost, are unprofitable is main tenance, repair, interest and expenses ot general management ore taken into ac oount. If- the governmental authorities, in fixing railroad rates, may not follow the same principle they will be handicapped In trying to protect the public's Interests. March 4, 1910. John W. Crawford, better known a "Captain Jack, the Poet Scout," waa born March 4, 1847. He Is a native of Ireland and a typical frontiersman, and served under General Crook in many Indian wars. "Captain Jack" -used to write for The Bee as traveling correspondent In the early days, and la new in great demand aa a lecturer and poet Gbvernor B. F. Noel of Mississippi Is 64 years old. - He is a lawyer and served in the Spanish-American war. Dr. Henry B. Ward, formerly dean of the medical department of tha University of Nebraska and who went to the Uni versity of Illinois last year, was born March 4, 1888, at Troy. N. Y. Dr. Ward put through tha merger of the Omaha Medical college with the Stat university, and used to give his personal attention to the clinical courses given te university students here at Omaha. Augustus F. Kountze of Kountze Bros., bankers, was born March 4. 1S70, and is the eldest son of the late Herman Kountie of this city. Augustus F. KounUo resides In New York City, where he haa charge of the financial interests of the big bank ing house. Alfred I. Crelgh. the real estate man offlclng In The Bee building, was born March . 1884. He la treasurer of the cor poration known as Crelgh Sons & Co., and succeeded to the business of his father, the late Thomas A. Crelgh. which had formerly been conducted aa he O. F. Davis Real Estate company. Ralph R. Ralney, paying teller of the United Slates National bank. Is just 80 years old. He was born at Brownvllle and graduated at the University of Nebraska. His banking experience began with the Union National and extended to tbe United States National wben tha former waa ab sorbed, ji Our Birthday Book Is it Shrewd Move? Kow Postmaster Oeneral Hitchcock Drew Publlo Atten tion to tha Postal Abases. II. B. Chamberlain In the Voter. Frank Harris Hitchcock, postmastt-r gen eral of the United States. Is a shrewd and careful performer. Possessed of Intelli gence and a flrst-claea education he is a Harvard man his talents have been em ployed so effectively that he has held a government Job since 1891. He la quick In action, too, aa will be conceded by those who witnessed the way In which he slipped ffom under the presidential boom of Oeorge B. Cortelyou and boosted tha Taft game when he concluded that the big man waa to be the winner. Recently Mr. Hitchcock has been consid erably in the publlo eye because of his report concerning the Postofflce depart ment. In which he charges the loss to the carrying of magaxlnes and the maintenance of the rural free delivery system. Just why he made the statements he did, is beyond my understanding at this moment. I do not think that Mr. Hitchcock himself believed that it cost the government an average of 9 cents a pound to transport magazines by mall whllo they were paying but 1 cent. If he did, he is sufficiently shrewd to know that the government Is paying the railway companies too much. He ought to know that the express compan ies have a book rate which is less than the mail rate. He ought to know that the express companies In some instances and the fast freight lines of the railway com panies in others will make deliveries ot magaiines at less . cost than the govern ment In apparently attacking tho magazines as responsible for the postofflce deficit, with a aide slap at the rural free delivery service, I do not believe, as others do, that he made a mistake". I do not believe that he thought his compliment to the dally newspapers was actuated by a desire to gain their support as against tho maga zines. He was shrewd enough to know that the dailies carry many columns of mag-azlne advertising and would stick by the periodical publishers. Frank Harris Hitchcock Is a careful, methodical, painstaking, alert, shrewd, politician. Ha Intends to hold his Job and get a better one Borne day. He Is capable of building up a strong political machine and in the Poetofflce department he haa the best chance in the country. He is not carelessly antagonizing the maga zine publishers, nor the farmers along tha rural free delivery routes. No, in deed! What he is after is the railroads. He knows that the big transportation companies have been charging the govern ment altogether too much for carrying the mails. He also knows how difficult it has been to break the rate maintained by the companies. He knows that the rail people have always secretly combined to hold the mall-carrying rate high. How could he defeat their conspiracy?' By writing such a report as he did. By getting the presi dent to stand for it. By bringing the attention of the country to the facts, albeit there were some exaggerations but these were merely to emphasise tha point The magazine publishers, frightened, started after Hitchcock. The dally news papers took up the fight. The farmers feared the loss of the rural free. Cellvery. And then, without Mr. Hitchcock having to employ a single, expert, without his being obliged to dicker with the railroads, a hundred different Independent Investi gations are started to find out Just what It costs to Carry the mall. It is discovered that members of congress shamefully abuse the franking privilege, that fake public documents are authorized to evade the postage rate, that the various departments of the government are loading a great portion of their expense on the postofflce, so that Mr. Hitchcock la unable to make a good showing. Of course, Mr. Hitchcock could no at tack the other departments. He could not read lectures in integrity and ethics to cabinet officers and members ot congress. He would be laughed at and become un popular. He wanted to reduce the deficit In his department He wanted to hit the railroads and the members of congress and bring the attention of the people to tholr derelictions. . How could it be done? Presto! Hitchcock thinks quickly. He made his report concerning magazines and the rural free delivery. He attacked those who could defend. The trick was turned. The facts are coming out Soon' we may expect to learn of mall-carrying contracts with the railroads that are fair to the government and perhaps we shall arouse publlo opinion sufficiently to prevent a fraudulent use of the franking privilege, not to mention the abuse of the public document act Frank Harris Hitchcock Is .about the shrewdest politician in the country, and he Is going about that postal deficit as earnestly aa he Is boosting his own politi cal ambitions. KNOCK OK PATENT GRABS. Ia the Government Over-Generous to Inventor ? Charleston News and Courier. Tha United States and all other civilized countries are generous to Inventors. This country grants patent rights that are ex clusive for a long term of years, thus as suring, as far aa can be done, to the In ventor of a meritorious article a full re turn for his service to the nation. How ever, it la questionable if the government la not too generous when it In no way limits the profit which the Inventor is to make from his invention. Some years ago a man obtained a patent on a basic principle used in all gasoline motora. His invention waa of little prac tical value until some other man or men perfected tha motor car. Now every auto mobile manufacturer in the United States pays a royalty to this Inventor and his profits are out of all proportion to his de serts. He has taken advantage of a sit uation and is using the government of the people to tax the people. Would It not have been perfectly proper for the patent office to have determined the price at which this inventor should have permitted the us of his invention? There is another man who invented a new shaving apparatus. It Is said that he exacts a profit of too per cent on every one of his articles sold. Plainly this is not fair. It Is as bad as a protective tariff. The list might be carried on Indefinitely. It seems that the government should de vise some scheme for preventing inventors abusing their rights. No man should be allowed to exact an unfair profit from a necessity simply because he happened to Invent it. He should receive a large re ward, no doubt, but the government should grant patents In such form that continued monopoly of a product would be Impossible. We do not know exactly how it could b done, but there is doubtless some way. Edison might have made the price of elec trio cars prohibitive had he followed In th wake ot some of the grasping Inventors who went before him. A reform of some kind is needed. The Drink ideal For Every Meal Now Is the time to drink Runkel's Cocoa. Drink it at breakfast Take it at lunch. Drink it before going: to bed , and you'll sleep like a top. Runkel's Cocoa is always good i and good for all. You'll enjoy its delicious creamy flavor. Youll feel its energizing influence. has just what you need of nourishment all that you crave in flavor. Contains more sustaining power than a pound of beef at one-half the cost. Light because it's made right Fullest in strength finest in quality. No other drink will satisfy after you have enjoyed Runkel's Cocoa, ' At all Grocers In all Cities StUNKEL BROS.. Inc., MIrau, 445 to 451 West SOth St, New York PERSONAL NOTES. A'rlch man while In the gulee of a la borer won the heart of a girl he wanted. With true feminine Instinct she stayed vuff. after he had thrown off tho disguise. "Chanticleer" has at least contributed a "gem of thought" to British politics. Punch depicts Asqulth, Balfour, Redmond, O'Brien and Kier Hardle, ail chanticleers, and each saying, "My sunrise." It seems the. Boston clerk who stole a lot of the institution's money was in receipt of a salary of $13 weekly. He should have been content. with one automobile. Keep ing two, as he did, was beyond his means. To ascartaln whether his wife knew how much a "queen high flush of hearts" was worth If the dealer "spiked an ace, drew to three jacks and caught the second ace," Charles B. Helfenstoln kept a detective In his home in Chicago. In the subsequent showdown Mrs. II. beat Charley to the divorce court On his death bed George Falrchllds, a farmer residing near Lancaster. O., re lated to his family that they would find a hidden treasure under the barn, but It should not be molested until after he was burled. The family decided, after once dismissing the matter, to look for the treasure and found a box buried under the barn that contained C,O0O In gold and greenbacks. George Washington Beckham of Frank lin, N. II., has a reputation as a fiddler which has gone far and wide during the last fifty years. He humbly declares that he Is not a violinist, but a plain, ordinary fiddler. Playing for old-fashioned kitchen junkets and hoe-downs has been his long suit, . and for nearly half a century his services have been solicited for thousands of such affairs. , V SEED CORN PERIL. "A Macedonian Cry" Reverberating; Through Ions, Eloux City Journal. Test your seed corn! Iowa newspapers are .making, tbis a Macedonian qry this year, and with good reason. The taking of the advice gener ally by farmers means tens of millions of dollars In Iowa pockets next winter. Gen. eral disregard of the advice will mean re lative hard times in Iowa next winter. Corn is not the whole thing here, but it Is the biggest thing in sight. The special need for seed corn warning this spring lie In the fact that last year's Iowa crop was away below the average for reproductive purposes. The coming of the early freezeup In October, without any prellmlnoYy frost, found a good deal of the corn soft. In an alarmingly large propor tion of it the reproductive germ was killed outright. More damage in this direction was done to corn in the crib during the abnormally cold weather of the winter. As a consequence an unusually large per centage of home grown corn available for seed is worthless for that purpose. This Is not a guess. The fact has been demon strated in numerous tests under the aus pices of the Ames experiment station and by private agencies. The corn may look all right and feel all right and yet be utterly lacking In germinating quality. Th only way to make sure that the corn is fit for seed Is to teat Its germinating qual ity, and use only such seed as proves Its fertility. If ail the farmers of Iowa selected their seed corn on looks it Is a practical, cer tainty that there would not be half an average crop of corn in Iowa next fall. The net loss on this short crop might be more than $100,000,000. The danger Is ap palling enough In, .it proportion to make any on who is interested in Iowa pros perity alt up and take notice. A little trouble and a very modest ex pense In securing seed corn that will grow will purchase absolute Insurance against the threatened short corn crop In Iowa this year. The farmer who Is not going to this trouble and expense 1 committing financial auiclde. uaoie loupmiet ana ids wireicn. Cleveland Leader, Another cable is to be laid under the Atlantto between Europe and America. The cable companies are not much afraid of anything which scatters as widely as the wireless system does so far, and be sides the reach across th ocean la still a little too great for the Marconi marvel. $300 Kimball Piano Prize Von by Hiss Ruth Drexel Harte A. HOSPE CO., Marcl 3 1910 City. ' Gentlemen: Tho undersigned, selected by you to Judge the con test of your company In your square forming contest, beg leave to report that we find that Miss Ruth Drexel Harte. 4 824 Capitol Ava., Omaha, is entitled to first prise; Joseph Drielmaler, 2519 Cuming St., Omaha, to second prize; and F. O. Gross, Hastings, Neb, to third prise. We made the above rewards strictly according to your printed rule of contest and aelected the above, owing to their correctness, originality ot design and unusual neatness. Very respectfully. FRED F. PAFFENRATH, Mgr. Nicoll the Tailor J.. KAHN, ot Megeath Stationary Co., . SIDNEY SWANSON, Prop. Calumet Restaurant. Other prize winners will be notified by mall. . The original of this letter is on file at A. HOSPE CO., 1513-15 Douglas Stroot 3 CHEERY CHAFF. "What a rolling stone. Jlmson is? Has he been doing any club work lately?" "Yes, and ha been making quite a atrik lng Impression at It." "What sort of club work is h dolngT "He's doing police duty In the Philadel phia strike." Baltimore American, "This Is a pretty tough town. Isn't it?" "Tough? Say, w got up a scheme to hold an 'Old Home Week' here and had to give it up. No former resident would pome bnick without being arrested the minute they struck the town." Lift. "Did you read the eminent chemist's pre diction that some day the world's machin ery will be run by alcohol, water and wind?" "Ye," answered the slightly bibulous Briton. "It's the most touching tribute to brandy and soda that I ever saw." Washington Star. "I knew that man waa rolng to ask m to fill out some sort of a document." "How could you tell?" "He hnd a blank expression on his face when he came In." St. Louis Star. They stood at the door. She bade him farewell, and told him not to forget. "All rltfht," he said. "But give me a lock of your hair, then." Lifting her hand to her shining tresses she detached a small curl and gave It to him, saying: "Now don't lose that one. I want to wear It when I go to the reception to morrow. Tell thnt hnlr dealer to match It exactly." Chicago Post. BiIrks Have you ever met woinin nrrpn frilnt that you really understood? ' GvlKCis No. Just as I was on the of understanding her my money gave out. Line. Smart Aleck Why do you talk about "up lifting?" You never heard of anybody downllftlng, have you? Simple Hue Yes, when anyone raises , feathers. Baltimore American. Caesar looked worried. "They tell me," he said, "that Casstus l has signed the anti-meat pledge." And from that moment he feared the worst. Cleveland Plain Dealer. ' "That child gets everything it wants." ' "An still it never gets what it really needs." "You surprise me!" "It oeede . spanking." Houston, Post, , Toung Playwright What did you think : of my climax? - - Critic It was most welcome Boston Transcript. "So your antagonist got the better of you In that controversy??" "In one way," replied Senator Sonrhum. "His contracts for lecture and articles amounted to considerably more than mine." Washington Star. "It savs here that mn are grln! ter wear clothes ter match th' hair this win ter." "That's gon er make It kinder cold fur th' bald-headed fellers, ain't It?" Life. DAD'S TIME. - J. M. Lewis in Houston Post. . The sun slides down the western sky, Tbe tree make longer shadows on the grass, The day is dying; let her die. For when she's dead then it. shall coma to pas The fathers of the world . will hike , for home, Will li'ava their tasks and take the home ward way. And after supper Jn the summer gloam ' Will watch their little children, run and play. Night time is dad's time, that's when he Cuts out the worry and out out th care, And goes glad-hearted whr th chll- ' dren be, . . . And lets them scramble up end muss hi . And lets 'them dig Into his pockets, too, , In search of something there that a goodl And they find always era their search la through . 6omewhere In some deep oorner sometnlog sweet. 'Tls that he works for, for the homing The'omeward walk, the rush of little feet. The hands outstretched to clap his hands and climb; The little bits o folk who run to mft Their daddy and escort him to the door. Their daddyl and climb up to reach his kiss; . Toll Is forgotten, worry fade before. . The baby charge his toll s reward Is thls. And It Is plenty, after grace I"al4 : He heap each plate and hand It to each one. ... He look about at every tousled head And sighs contentment ere hi . meal's begun; .... He listens to th chatter and the din The laughter and the giggling, and ia glad! Day Is the mothei'a. her'a to revel In, , But, O, the night's the happy time for dad.