THK NEE: OMAHA, MONDAY, JANUARY 31, 1010. 'IV- rjMAiiA Daily Bee. FOL'fc i n'Af BT EDWARD ROSttWATEH. VICTOR. ROSEWATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omaha poatofflc second class matter. . ' . TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Dally Be (Irtertidrng Sifnday), P week 15 Dally B without Sunday), per wm 10o Dally Pe (without Sunday), on year $4 09 Dally Be and flundayi on rMr c i DELIVERED BT CARRIER. EVenlng !) (without Sunday), per week c Evening Boa (with SMnday),. per week 10c Sunday. Be. on year U M Saturday Bee, Aria year If Aririrens all complaint of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department - ornery. Omaha Tha Be Building. South Oman Twenty-fourth and N. Council Bluffs-lS Scott Street I4ncoln l Ijfttl Building. Chlragol&48 . Marquette Building. New York-Rooma 1101-1102 No. 84 WeSt Thirty-third Street. Washington--??. Fottrteth "treet. N W. ' ' CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to newa and ed itorial matter should b addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal erdet pityabl to The He Publishing Company. Only t-cent atampa recrlved In payment of mall account. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not aocepted. fcTATKMKNT or rt ItCTTLATION. Btat of Nebraska, Douglas County, sal Ueors a. Trschi-ck. treasurer of Tha Roo pMIanlng Company, being duly sworn. y that the actual number of full an complete cntilea of Tk Dally, Morn ing, rCTcnlnf and Sunday Be printed dur ing" the month of December. 1900. was at fallows: . ....... 41.B80 IT 44.M0 .......... 41,780 19 43,930 41.SSO It 41.630 4.. 41,70 SO 48,TT ,. 46,340 M. 46,480 43.830 M 40.0M '.r. ........ 41,670 ' 34 42,480 8......... 46.860 14 42,880 - 42,620 86 42.600 10 46,860 26 44,680 11.., 41660 17 42,610 16 41,660 88 42,830 16 04,830 ' 88 42,370 14 4,1.470 80 42,410 IB 44,800 61 42,490 16 42.423 tfotal 1,309,810 Returned coplea 10,139 Nat Total ,l3ia,S0 Dally Averag .. 42.334 QKOROIfi U. TZSCHUCK. Ttuiurv. Subscribed in my presence and rworn to befor m thia list day of December. 1808. ... w r T.'ALKHIv, - . ' . ; ' , ;. Notary Public. ' akaavlbera leaving! h city tw aorartly ahoaM have Th Be - saalUa to them. Address will b caael aa often aa rqaatcd. What'i one man's meat may be an other's alfalfa. Borne one moves to amend by re ferring to it as ' the high eost of high living. It looks aa if the majority in con gress still rules, whether itcounts the speaker with it or against it. The Balllnger investigation again emphasizes the value of the oft-proved advice, "Don't write letters." Mr. Bryan evidently believes that one standing. candidate for office on the Commoner staff is quite enough. Mayor "Jim" Is not an Officer of the new League of Nebraska Municipali ties, but he can still beat any of them roping a steer. " ,. It is now said that the new crea tions in Paris millinery are to be in the form of boats liberally trimmed with watered silk. ' Nebraska democrats are going to congregate at Lincoln on February 14, when they will hand each other a few Co chlo valentines. The display of pink carnations on McKlnley's . birthday throughout the country snows that thejast martyred president is by no means' forgotten.. The Paris flood is not exactly of the 407day 'Variety, but It has suc ceeded In doing' almost as much dam age in ,a much, shorter space of time. Superintendent pavfdson Is said to "favor turning out graduating classes from the High school twice a year In stead of.once.a year. Step lively there. ; ' The coming ..week, is expected to de termine wkere 'h,4 big prize fight is to be pulled pff. In view of all the hot air, preliminaries, better charter an air ship; .- - i. Because we are to have a new deal at the county hospital , there is no good reason why the old deal should not be thoroughly ventilated; There is. a grandf jHry coming. VTe want to say that it "Uncle Mose" Klnk&ld has" taken ! chance in the coal-land lotterr In Alaska, we hope he will not have drawn a blank' as most of them have. ' Omahn's banlt clearings for last week .exceed $16,000,000 and show up an Increase of nearly J 3 per cent over the corresponding week of the preced ing year, doing some. Excessive loaning has put a little Nebraska bank into the hands of a re ceiver. Of course, if that deposit guaranty law were in effect the bank would not have made any bad loans. . A monument to the late E. H. Rar rlman is to b erected by the Orange County Horse sod Road Improvement association. A greater monument to the late E. H. Harrlman has already been, erected extending over the west half of this continent, from Omaha to the Pacific coast. The Lincoln monument, for which the legislature appropriated flO.000, alti on the raising of another 1 1 0. 900 by tlie Lincoln Monument associa tion. If tho rest of the state famishes half of the money, Lincoln, which gets the monument, ought to be ready to -vn!gh the other halt The Democratic Position. Norman E. Mack, who speaks in the dual capacity of chairmen of the demo cratic national committee and also editor of what he calls a democratic national magazine, adds the force of his official authority to the notice that the democrats in their fight for control of the next house of represent atives will show no more favor to so- called insurgents than to any other brand of republicans. The democratic position is that of opposition to the program of the president as the party's legislative policy. Tills; in Mr. Mack'a opinion, la the democratic opportunity, and the Interjection of Cannon and Cfuarronlsm Is regarded by him as merely incidental. To quote his own words: Her, then, Is the democratic opportun ity. Joseph O. Cannon, as speaker of the house of representatives, ,ta no better or no worse than . his party policy. If Da lie! I, or Payns, or Alexander, or any other republican leader were In the seat occupied by Speaker. Cannon; If It were Norrls or Murdoek we have no doubt he would endeavor with the aame ruthless hand to carry out the same vicious poli cies of government for which Cannon is now condemned. Chairman Mack here makes It dis tinctly understood that no republican need expect anything of the democrats. The democrats hope to gain by differ ences within the republican ranks, and the democratic minority in congress will omit nothing to foment such dif ferences. To achieve this "purpose these democratic congressmen would as soon ally themselves temporarily with the regulars as they would with the Insurgents. If the party division In this county were .graded off aS it is elsewhere, for example, into radicals, socialists and conservatives In addi tion to republicans and democrats, the democrats would tie up with any one of them to pave the way to democratic ascendency. When the issue comes to be drawn then there should be no masquerading. It will be the republicans phalanxed behind President Taft and the adminis tration presenting a constructive pro gram on one side, and on the other, the democrats against everything pro gressive and promising only to block the march of the nationaradvancement of prosperity. Boulevarding and Street raving;. The Park board Is again being be set with applications to order various boulevards paved and pay for the same out of the park funds. The theory of the Park board's jurisdiction is that any improvement of a boulevard, after once laid out, is to be made at the ex pense of the city, while the cost of paving streets comes back upon the owners of the abutting property bene fited. This theory is. based on fairly sound principle because the pavement of a street is for the chief advantage of tha adjacent property owners, and the use of a boulevard 4s general for the people of the whole city. This applies, however, . where a boulevard is really A boulevard' arid not merely a misnamed ' street1! tWe1 have had Instances where, streetp n.ave been labeled "boulevards'!, temporarily In order to get them 'paved at common expense and then have become streets again sb soon as the abutting property owners, who should have been specially assessed, had escaped their obligation. It goes without saying that whenever one group of property owners get a street paved out of the park fund It works an injustice on other property owners who are then called upon a second time to pay for the neighbor's paving. It is quite likely that each case must be considered by Itself, and on Its own merits. The Park - board's troubles in this respect arise from the fact that bad precedents have' already been set. While there is no use cry ing over split milk, for the future the line 'should be definitely and strictly drawn between what is a street and what Is a boulevard, and street pave ments should be paid for by special as sessment on the abutting property, and not by diversions of the park fund. A Joker in the Deck. The offer submitted to congress in the 1 name of John B. Ballalne of Seattle, to pay 5Q cents a ton on all coal mined on the first choice of 6,000 acres of coal land in Alaska looks mighty good, and is without question a great improvement over the $10 an acre which would be paid by entrymen under the laws as they now stand. A royalty of SO cents a ton on the best 5,000 acres in Alaska would doubt less yield several hundred thousand dollars, but when the same rate Is ap plied to 16,000.000, 000 tons ot coal said to be contained, in the Alaska fields, with an ultimate revenue to the government of $8,000,000,000 It looks like stretching it some. When a person inquires into the Bal lalne bid closer it discloses a small sized joker In the deck. The bid is con ditional, not only on first choice of the best 6,000 acres rn Alaska, but also on a guarantee that no other coal shall be mined In Alaska without pay ing, at least, 50 cents a ton royalty to the government. It is possible that all the coal in Alaska might pay 50 cents a ton royaltyand then again It Is possible that comparatively little of it can pay that much. If tho coal mined at the greatest cost is marketed to pay 50 cents a ton royalty, then the coal mined at the least eost on the best 5.000 acres marketed at the same price, would cer tainly yield a" munificent profit., The joker In the Ballalne bid would be about the same as If some one offered to pay $100,000 a year rent for the best business corner in Omaha on con dition that DO one else occupying the same space In any other part of town shonld pay any less. The change from the policy of sale to the policy of royalty in the distribu te of mineral and coal lands still embraced In the public domain is going to bring the government a tre mendous revenue as compared with what it otherwise would get. But to us the conditional bid of Ballalno as the basis for figuring a revenue to the government of $8,000,000,000 out of the coal deposits in Alaska is going pretty strong. If congress enacts a campaign pub licity law It should provide some way of enforcing it. Such a law has been for more than ten years on the statute books of Nebraska, where the demo crats yell loudest for it, but never obey It The democratic defiance of the Nebraska campaign publicity law gives ground for the belief that the provisions of the national law would get no better compliance from them unless supported by a real penalty clause. One of the arguments advanced against women's' suffrage , is that the women want all the rights of men and all the privileges ot women. Para phrased to apply to economic condi tions this might read. Give us all the benefits of hla-h prices for what you sell with all the advantages of low prices for what you buy. Sounds like that familiar proposition of an irresls tlble motion meeting with an immov able body. If the new garbage contractors want householders to see to it that outside haulers do not collect the garbage they, should, at least, show their own good will by sending their own men around. If the new scheme of dis trict contracts does not work satisfac torily there will be nothing left for Omaha to do but to establish a mu nicipal garbage department and attend to the business itself. Governor Harmon will not come to Nebraska for the democratic gabfest scheduled for next month, notwith standing the fact that the invitation was urgently pressed on him by Gov ernor Shallenberger. Tho Ohio gov ernor must have heard what the Ne braska governor said at that famous after 8 o'clock, when he projected "Dave" Francis as first choice for 1912. Some of the striking shirt-waist makers have solved the problem by getting married. Others announce their willingness to try the same rem edy. Well, the divorce court has had plenty of experience as a court of ar bltratfon, especially where there has been a shortage of ante-nuptial court ship. ' . . (, "It behooves democrats everywhere to get together," reads the proclama tion to Nebraska democrats signed by tWofflcers of the state committee. If (h 'Idenjocrats are going to get to at'etfeej; itj would not be a bad idea for the i republicans to avoid splitting apirt."''' ' , It is pleasing to note that our Audi torium, erected by popular subscrip tion, has again come into its own as an arena for wrestling bouts. Wrest ling, at any rate, pays better at the box office than art. exhibitions. The intimation that Dan Stephens will make a try for the democratic nomination for senator indicates that he thinks the Checkbook is by this time big enough for two. How about it, Edgar Howard? The man who claimed to have dis covered the process of making paper out of wood pulp has just died. Some people are not yet ready . t6 . say whether he is entitled to a credit mark or a debit mark. Canned. Washington Herald. The Treasury department's famous ruling that "frog ieg-s are chicken" will not be nearly so Interesting;, now that tha coun try Is about to go on an anti-meat diet unanimously. Smile While Yoa Can. Philadelphia Record. It Is the good vegetarian who Is all smiles. Things are eomtng his way. But, If Oargantua eschews meat, vegetables will go up; and - then the aforesaid vege tarian will not be so happy. Auimlag Nredlaa Hlak. Indianapolis News. The scheme to pass the ship subsidy next winter with the aid of the votes of de feated congressmen may not be wholly ef fective. Most of those defeated congress men will want to go back borne to live, you know. I Where the Judge Fell Dona, RL Paul Pioneer Press. An Illinois judge has ruled that a man must not stay away from horn more than forty-eight hours without a good excuse. That Is not new. If the court wanted to decide a point worth while he should have established what constitutes a good excuse. ( What's th Uaef Chicago Record-Herald. Reports from Cleveland indicate that it pays to get along without meat Steaks ar lower In price ther at present than they have been at any other time since ths beginning of the year, Btlll, on second thought, what's the use saving money on meat nowT The Ice companies will get It all next summer anyhow. Rally for Par Food. Philadelphia Record, Th New York State Medical society has adopted resolutions favoring an amend ment to -the national food and drugs act by which the use of antiseptic drugs In canned fruits and vegetables and other preparations ot fruits and vegetables de signed for human consumption shall be prohibited. The resolutions also favor com pulsory Inspection by federal officials of commercial food kitchens to Insure com pliance with the law In the tie of un adulterated food. . Whether congr can be prevailed upon to give .heed to, the pica of the doctors rema'ns to be sen. There will be stout oppoaltkm on the part of Industrie engaged In the preparation of sophlMlrated food for the market. The doctors apeak for the public; tho aophls t!canrs jprnk for themseJve, and thry will thorefore plead with the greater ur-rency. LOOK VP T1IB cnOtF.UY BILL. Character of Service and Preference for Pnrknare Hoods. American Clrocer. That It costs more to nalntnln an indi vidual or a fnmlly now than formerly Is a fact. And yet It Is largely a matter that can be adjusted to income If the party Interested chooses to use common sense hnil practice solf-drnlal. Prof. Whitney, chief of the bureau of soils, Washington. L. C. asserts a truth that Americana are eating far more than they did fifty yenrs ago. Novcr before Was the dietary of the people so varied aa todny; never of higher average quality. We are a nation given to extravagance and waste. Why buy a prime rib roast costing 22 to 25 cents or more the pound when a hind quarter of spring lamb Is sold at 18 cents? Why docs a family, forced to economise,' pay 14 cents for a proprietary .brand of rolled oats when they can buy a like quantity In bulk at half the price? Why do tlie people pay a nickel for a box of biscuit weighing less than half a pound whon the could purchnso for ihe same cost nearly double the quantity of bulk? Thoaw are lnstnnces typical of hundreds of articles of food. If the situation is an alysed we discover that the people regard package gooda with the greater favor and willingly pay the higher cost because of their convenience. The real copt of food Is Influenced greatly by the character and expense of service demanded1, and that varies tre mendously. It Is a factrthat n store whose customers demand a luxurious sen Ice distributes 100 worth of food at a cost to the consumer of $125 and that It re quires fiO to 123 to cover ihe expense of the service, leaving the dealer 2 to 6 per cent net profit. Within the same terri tory are stores serving a different ciass of trade where the expense of service 1b 12 to 16 per cent, the net profit 6 to 10 per cent. I PVI.L ON RAILROAD PROFITS. Afrillnted Corporations Skim the Cream. Chicago News. . Everybody knows that the Pullman com pany Is a profitable concern. Its net earn ings are very large. In order to dispose of the surplus it Is found necessary to make extra dividend disbursements from time to time. There was such a disburse ment in the form of a stock dividend In 1906, the sum involved then being about $26,000,000. The close of the last fiscal year showed a surplus above regular payments of over $7,000,000. Reports are in circulation that another "melon" Is to be cut by the Pullman company in the near future. Recently the public has had striking proof of the large earnings of express com panies In excess of their regular dividend payments to stockholders. Not long ago one express company, mode disbursement of a surplus amounting to 900 per cent on the capita! stock. Sleeping cor and express companies make It their business to take over certain func tions of the railroad companies. They render a service which the railroads would be obliged to perform directly if they did not farm It out to other agencies. The enormous profits. of the express and sleep ing-car companies, therefore, represents ex cessive 'charges ,fpr , forms .. of railroad service. Perhaps, (reference should be made also In" this, connection to . the private-car Service f0.rnlghed'o,by concerns like ,tho large packing, firms, which supply refrig erator cars and receive compensation for their use. Wheri the attempt is made to reduce rail road charges it is asserted that the rail road bilslness is not as profitable as ths public Is led to believe. Perhaps one ex planation is that; .the cream Is skimmed off the business by affiliated corporations that In the past have, escaped publlo scrutiny. Hereafter the government in its attempts at railroad regulation should treat the business as an entirety, taking cognizance of the corporation rendering public ser vroe in oonnectlon with the railroads, like the express and sleeping-car companies and the concerns operating refrigerator cars, as well as of the carrying corpora tions themselves. FARMS WILI, BE MORE POPULAR Present Agitation Likely to Check Huh to Cities. Cleveland Leader. The great prominence given the rise In the market value of foqd staples and the increase in the. cost of living, especially emphasised and criticised in relation to the food supply of the average American living In a city or town, is bound to have its effect upon the growth and prosperity of rural districts. It will be felt particu larly In the country, within twenty miles or so of largo cities, because such districts will appeal with inore force than more re mote counties to those who are used to cltv life, or are hungry for It. Unless all signs rail, there will be a better demand for farms, large and Small, in all parts of the country, than there has been in many years. Of course, large number of men who say that they are going to raise their own food and sell food to others Instead oft de pending upon the markets to meet their needs, henceforth, will lose their enthusi asm for tho country before they try to work out their theories of the wlddom of a radical change.9 The majority will go on making the best ihcy con of town life and Its burdens. Some, however, will stick to tholr purpose of moving to the country. There will be a certain proportion of farm buyers left out of the host of city workers who have become deeply dissatisfied with their general condition and outlook. Another effect of the heated and gen et a! discussion of the cost of living will be tha Checking of the constant Inflow of! vnnnff man , . 1 v ... hi ..!... ... , l . l. ! h.iu J '..'" num. II u, III; 11 M cities from the farms. Many a youth, balancing between farming and the chances of the cities, will be decided In favor of the cauntry by the outcry which has gone up from the victims of high pries In tho great centers of population. He will realize better than he would have done if It had not been for the prevailing agitation how much the burden of providing food, shelter and clothing Increases when city prices have to be "paid and city conditions Ac cepted. Altogether, the effect Is bound to be a shifting of the balance between town and country which will be favorable to tha farming districts. ' There will be a str inger market for farm lands and a better supply of labor to cultivate them as the result of th sharp rise In the cost of living in cities and towns. Rural America never fuccd a brighter future. Room to Spare. Chicago Record-Herald. ' Nebraska Insurgents have met and de cided that tha republican party is not big enough to contain La Follete, Cummins and Brlstow snd Aldrlch, Cannon and De pew. Ftlll th democratic party, which Isn't nearly as big as the republican party, has for a long time contained Parker, Tam many and "Gum Shoe Pill" Ston and Uryan, Ualley and Tillman. Ravages of Floods Th Disaster la fsrls and t-8 Bala TrJley and Other &oordi rioods la Europe Dwellers of the Mississippi and Missouri valleys from their experience with river floods In years past can appreciate the ex tent of the disaster that lias befallen the French capital and Its suburbs. The record Tood of the Missouri In ISM spread over the valley often ten miles wide, from Bis marck to Alton, but did comparatively little damage to valley cities and towns. Of greater extent was the Mississippi flood of 1S92, a year remarkable for floods In the United States and British Columbia. The destructive effects of these floods were not felt severely, being distributed over a vast area of comparatively scant population Th disaster to Paris Is concentrated destruction, transforming the gay capital Into a flood ravaged city. Above tho city the flood spread over the itolne yalby to a width of twenty-five miles, while through the city a restricted channel with In numerable bridges and several islands act ing as obstructions forced the flood over all barriers. The loss Is estimated at $200,- 000.000, a sum almost treble tho next high est recorded flood loss, that of Toulouse, France, in li75. The devastation being wrought by the overflowing Seine, while sufficiently terrt ble to excite the Imagination even of the most practical and commonplace of man kind, is but a trifle in comparison with some of the disasters which have resulted from th sudden rise of streams flowing through densely populated countries. With the exception of an extensive conflagration or earthquake shock, nothing is more Bug gestive of the majestic, irresistible power of nature and the Impotence of man than the rising of a great river. Originating In causes but Imperfectly understood by man, coming with a force which the ingenuity and strength of man can not control, tho flood has beon, in all ages, the emblem of supernatural strength. The strongest works erected by the most skill ful engineers are swept aside by th might of the waves, embankments are leveled as though a giant hand had paused over them, smoothing down the wrinkles on the face of nature, while the remorseless water mules aay, In a moment, tho results of the labor of years. It Is, therefor, not a matter of surprise that men stand In speechless awe as a strength that can be neither resisted nor directed manifests It self In their presence. With the exception of the Danube, the Rhine and the Russian rivers, the streams ot Europe are mostly short, but all the more dangerous on that account; tor, al though almost dry in the summer season. In times of heavy rain they become torrents which do Immense damage. The Spanish peninsula has suffered terribly at times from the floods In Its short and rapid streams. In 1617 over 60,000 persons perished in Catalonia from a sudden rise in the rivers of northeast Spain; in 1787 2,000 were drowned In Navarre. Torca, a city of Murcla, in Spain, waa totally destroyed in 1802, while the great floods of 187 In Murcla, Andalusia, Alicante, Almara and Malaga, by which over 2,000 houses were destroyed and 1,200 lives were lost, are still fresh In the public memory- The south of France Is uyder substantially the same conditions the Spanish peninsula and destructive floods have been extremely common. In 1840 the Saono rose to a height that had not been exceeded in 233 years. Over 60,000 acre of arable land were covered by the Saone and the Rhine, Lyons was Inundated, In Avig non over 100 houses were destroyed, and upwards of 800 at Marseilles and Nlmes, while the loss of life wentup into the thousands. A general flood season recurred in 1846, tho Loire rose twenty feet In two or three hours, a railroad viaduct, which cost 8,000,000 francs, was swept away, and th total damage done by this stream alone was estimated at $20,000,000. The short rivers of Italy must be credited with a great deal ot damage; 264 lnunda tlons of Rome by the Tiber are noted since the foundation, of the city, while the Po and other streams have been equally mis chlevous. The Danube has experienced sev eral notable floods. In 1879, the great storm year, the city of Szegcdln, In Hungary, was almost totally destroyed; out of 4,666 houses only 331 remained standing; seventy-seven persons were drowned, and many thousands rendered homeless. In 1811 tlie Danube de stroyed twenty-two villages near Pesth and two years later a Turkish corps of 2,000 men was surprised on a small Island near Widln, and all perished. In the same summer over 8,000 inhabitants of Silesia were drowned by the floods, while 4,000 perished in Poland, and In 1819 4,000 houses la Dantzlc were destroyed and many Uvea were lost by a flood In the Vistula. The British Islands have been repeatedly de vastated by floods and the Instances ar frequent of great damage being done by high water in the Thames, tih Severn and the Scottish rivers. The destruction of the forests In Spain, Franoe, Germany and Great Britain, no doubt, had much to do with 'these destructive floods, and the policy of extensive tree planting will prob ably in the course of a century do some thing to remedy the evil. The denudation of the' mountains had nothing . to do with the dreadful floods which have, from time to time, desolated the lowlands of Holland. In this land, much of which has been literally reclaimed from the sea, eternal vigilance la the price of safety. But ceaseless vigilance can not always prevent accidents, and when a high sea occurs simultaneously with high water in the Holland rivers, awful calamities are apt to occur at any time. One such took place at Port in 1421, when an Inundation of the Meuse occurred while a terrific storm from the north was beating In on the shore, and sending hug billows to th top of the dikes. The waters of the liver could find no outlet, and so wera piled up until they finally began to creep over the dikes. The resulting disaster hod up to that time no parallel In Europe; 100.000 per sons wire drowned and thousands of square miles of territory converted Into a raging sea. This, however, dwindled into Insignif icance whan compared with a calamity which occurred In the same country about a century later. The whole coast. North sea coast, of this remarkable country Is de fended by expensive dikes, which also pro tect about 100 miles of the Zuyder Zee coast line, th embankments being from thirty to fifty feet high, seventy feet wldo at the base and having a roadway 'on top. Their cost is estimated at $1.&00.000,C00, and tlie annual expense of keeping them in re pair exceeds $1,000,000. In 1530 heavy storms and floods pravalled at the same time, th dikes gave way and the Netherlands were submerged. Over 400.000 of the population were drowned, the loss of life was so great that in large districts of country ther was no inhabitant left to claim house, land or property. Not many years later th Dutch voluntarily rut their dikes and admitted ths sea to drive out their enemies, against whom they -fcould not otherwise prevail, but th act, being voluntary, can not be reckoned among th misfortune of nature. What a Faaay Idea; Boaton Traneortpt. The lateat applicant for Alaska'a coal haa a funny idea, Wants to pay for Itl JABS AT jni. Loup City Northwestern:. Hairless Jim Pa hi man hss filed as demneratlo candidate for governor. If nerve were the only thing I necssary, nothing could keep him from ; winning hands down. ! Kearney Democrat: If Dahlman a--cures the nomination and is pitted ngalnat a county option republican, then you my expect another "Hol d campaign," in which enough republicans went to Boyd's sup port to carry th state and elect him gov ernor. Schuyler Free Lsjic: Mayor Jim Dahlman of Omaha haa filed fir the nomination for governor on the democratic ticket and propose giving Shallenberger another run, but he will again meet with defeat nd worse than he got It before, Tekamah Herald: We never could ac count for the vote In Burt at the primaries two years ago. when Dahlman received more votes than Shallenberger. There Is no doubt but what Mr. Dahlman will poll a large vote wher he Is acquainted, h Is very popular with his friends and they will exert an extra effort In his behalf. Oakland Independent: Dahlman has filed papers for th democratic nomination for governor, believing that coming out early In tho gam will give him a good boost. Maybe It will, but It will also hav the effect of crystallslng the opposition both In his own party and outside, which abhors his stand on the temperance ques tlon. St. Paul Phonograph: Mayor Dahlman la not backward about It. He soys that he Is going to be the next governor of this state, and that Bllll Thompson Is going to be the next senator, indicating that lie thinks th cowboy and the little giant will be too much for Shallle and the white stockinged Hitchcock. And the Phonograph Is for Thompson, but agin Dahlman. Well, it always waa able u take and keep a ridiculous posHlon. Pender Times: Mayor Jim Dahlman of Omaha has formally entered the rac for the democratic nomination for governor Jim, Jim, What evil spitH has prompted you thus you can t cut'er not this year. Wlnslde Tribune: Mayor Dahlman has filed for the gubernatorial nomination and now the people outside of Omaha will have a chance to do things to him and show genial Jim that thuglsm does not extend all over Nebraska. . WISDOM OF MR. TAFT". Demand for Falflllment of Repnb. llcaa Platform Pledges. S Minneapolis Journal. Without identifying himself with either regulars or Insurgents, but sturdily main taining his position as the leader of his party. President -Taft has kept steadily to his path down th middle of the road. He has not allowed Congress or himself to forget that th party has made certain pledges to th people that must be kept. From that duty he haa steadfastly refused to be diverted, and he haa tactfully made It evident to the leaders In congress that they must support him In passing the measures promised by tha republican plat form. The senate, which usually dawdles along while the house Is perfecting th appro priation bills, has, through th smiling but pertinacious efforts of th president, been roused to the realisation that ther la no necessity for such waste of time, and that it ought to and must get busy on the ad ministration measures. It Is now predicted that the senate will have several of these bills ready for th house by th time the house gets through with originating monev bills. ,.- .. r ' The Insurgents, who had visions of a long and sorappy session of th house. In which by combining occasionally with th demo crats they would make things uncomforta ble for the organization, have been brought by Mr. Taft to see that their first duty is to legislate, and to legislate In accordance with party promises. Th organisation, n the other hand. Is eager to do the presi dent's bidding, even though some of Its leaders ar fain to make wry faces over some of th items In the piesldentlal menu. Speaker Cannon bos been told by his best friends, by the men who hav stood by him In many a battl and have defended him lustily, that he must retire for the good of the party. Even from New Eng land comes this advloa, Representative Foster of Vermont voicing the phanglng sentiment. of a.section that was supposed to be as solid for th Danville man as its own hills. The trend of events Is thus setting In strongly In the direction Mr. Taft has steadily and sturdily urged. The president will ultimately demonstrate his worth and his power by effectuating th legislation h haa promised. Those who have doubted him and worse will hav to revise their opinions. Dally he looms largor in the publlo' confidence and affection. Our Birthday Book January 31, 1810. Milton T. Barlow, president of the United States National bank, is today celebrating his 66th birthday. He wo born In Qreen- caatlo, Ind., and la one of the old-timers In Omaha banking circles, but Is still on the job every day. He happens also to ba a member of th Omaha Water board Just now. Nathan Straus, the well known New Tork philanthropist, was born In Bavaria January 81, 1848. .Mr. Straus, with his brothers, constitute R. H. Macy & Co., and his special form of philanthropy He in the free distribution of milk and Ice in the crowded tenement districts. William H. Sherwood, concert pianist, is M. William Herbert Wheeler, who is now conducting th general insurance buslnees formerly handled by his father, was bom at Plattsmouth January 31, 1870. Mr. Wheeler was one an. expert stenographer end court reporter, and spent several years at Washington as clerk to th house com mittee on publlo buildings and grounds. He Is a gradual of the University of Ne braska. Qorgo If. Thummel, clerk of th United States circuit court for this district, Is 62. Mr. Thunimei used to practice law at Grand Island, and boasts of having been the youngest member ot Nebraska's con stitutional convention In 1871. Ira A. Kellogg, who represents The Bee at South Omaha, was born at Clarka, Neb., January 81, 1874. He Is a graduate of the University of Nebraska and has been with The Bee for five years. Al Sorenaon, the Would-Be (he says Will- Be) United States senator, is 00, but doesn't act It any more than he looks It. Neither would anyone familiar with his variegated careers suspect thst he was born in Na shotah. Wis., under th shadow of an Episcopal theological seminary, but such Is none th less the solemn and attested fact. "Al" was city editor of Th Bee In th olden dars when th city editor was th whole reportorlal staff and the bouncer at on and the same time, but now he Is running a weekly paper of his own called the Examiner, which boasts that It has spac to ell toany candidal for political office who has PERSONAL NOTES. An Interesting pha.tn of th life of Hlra Warner, who has Just died in Springfield at the age of S3. as that thlrty-flv years sgo he was given up hy fourteen doctors, but finally took his own rase In hand and outlived them all. Benjnmln Hanford. for ninny years a leader of the socialist party In this coun try, snd twice Its candidate for vice presi dent, died of a complication of Illnesses at his homo at Flatbush. Brooklyn. H had been 111 for several years. A police officer, recently deceased, for fifteen years had charge of the Wall street district, during which time. It Is stated, not so much as a 10-cent piece was stolen there by an "outsider.? Th street extends privileges only to th initiated. In a recent test of spook athletics two men held the medium's hands and feet, yet she succeeded In tickling thslr ears with her toes. A person capnbJ of pull ing off such a stunt Is wanting valuable time and losing good m -ney In n.igl'jcllng lo "elevate th stage." Mrs. M. la Read has just celebrated th twenty-fifth annlveraary of her service as passenger agent at Ardmor Station on th Pennsylvania railroad. She Is said to hsv performed her duties In a manner highly satisfactory to both th public and th rail road, s The Los Angeles woman who claimed to hav been blessed with quadruplets, follow ing two sets of triplets and a pair of twins, has confessed that she has had but one baby and that died in Infancy. The rest of th brood represented raids on orphan asy lums. Mother lov seldom devote Itself to working up such a fake as this. Lloyd-Georg will visit this country next year as the guest of American Welshmen. He will be accompanied by Sir Pamuol T. Evans, the solicitor general; Mr. W. Ab raham, M. P., and Mrs. William Jones, M. P., and, according to the Druid, the organ of the Welsh people In America, a banquet will be given In his honor which President Tsft Is expeoted to attend. Uncle Pam Is to have a new "globe trot ter." Jacob M. Dickinson, secretary of war, who recently returned from an ex tended trip to Porto Rico, Cuba and San Domingo, hna been chosen by President Taft to make the official excursions of th present administration. His next trip, which probably will be made early In tha summer, Will take him to the Philippines and Hawaii. PENNIES AND RURAL POflTAGFI. ' Changing; a Custom' Comraoa on Raral Rentes. Washington Star. Occasionally a figure is quoted In our national affairs that amphaelxea the mag nitude of th country. The latest of this kind Is th statement that during the last year approximately.. 300,000,000 pennies wore taken by rural free delivery carriers from the boxes on their route where they had been deposited with letters In 'lieu of postage stamps, In accordance with a rule permitting the patrons of the routes to post letters In this manner. ' Tha means that 160,000,000 letters were written and posted In th rural districts In twelve months for which the writers had no stamps at hand. Considering the com parative lack of epiartolatory enterprise on the part of rural residents this Is a sig nificant item. It suggests that tha rural freo delivery stimulate correspondence. Nevertheless the postal authorities find that the deposit of pennies In the boxes tends to delay tlie collection and delivery of the malls and consequently Instructions have been Issued to all rural delivery post masters Informing them that after the 1Mb. of February tha pruotio will be dis continued. After that data the farmers wijl have to buy stamps. , There will: prob bly be much grumbling, but eventuallv the change will be beneficial! WHITTLED TO A POINT. "My husband Is like a rooster In one ro- A tpeot." ' ' "Indeed?" "Yea. .. vi1"" ho gets up early he crows over It." Judge. "It is a wonder that a barber Is gen- crnny loquacious." "Why so?" "Because he Is always cutting other men short." Baltimore American. "Let's go to the theater." "I've nothing to wear." "Then we'll go to tha opera," Lippln cott's Magazine. "Mr. Smith," spoke Up the young lawyer, "I com here as a representative of your neighbor, Tom Jones, with the commission to collect a debt due him." "I congratulate you," answered , Mr. Smith, "on obtaining so permanent a Job at such an early stage in your career."- Success Magaslne. "Bo you are studying telepathy V "Tos." answered Senator Sorghum; "my object In life has been to find what people are thinking end then say U first .Any reliable system would simplify my labors Immensely." Washington Star. "Do you see that very stout woman over there?" "The one with three hlnsT" "That's the one. Well, I never see her without feeling that I owe her tha dernest gratitude." : "Did you some great favor, h?" -"Yes. Refused to marry me when sh was a girl." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Visitor It must be a glgantia task to run a great newspaper like yours. Jidltor Not at all. It's the easiest thing In tha world. Dozens of my friends, as wall am nprfai-t tramrarH ... . m a in t,aA every day to tell me how to' run it. Chicago t ' Tribune. )l The orator was urging th men to quit work. "Strike for your altars and your fires," he conclud 1. "Well, I don t know," ssld a thoughtful tuditor. "If you will ahow me how strik ing will pay rent for the altars and buy era! for the fires I'm with you." Unfortunately at this Juncture an execu tive session was ordered. THE CUCKOO CLOCK. A. W. Chamberlain In New York Sun. Ah seen him In de cunnel's hall, Whar he s own noutte nang op a wail, Dat teonchy Hi buhd. He mish he's atttlck shiittRh back ' An' pop he's hald out, lak er Jack, An' say ae quares wuna: Cuckoo! (Listen!) Cuckoo! (Hear 1m?) Cuckoo! Dst sln't de rain crow callln' from lie watctimeion row; Drprn's on Jes' de time ob day ,' Mow many times ne crow. Erway erlong to'ds evenln' time, When red sunbeams slant low. De flel' han's top dey wukkln' an' De wore lea' movln' slow. Dat buhd sing from he's wlndehsell. Ci'ar an' sweet es er honey bell. l.UCKOO, CUCKOO, CUCKOO, Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo! 1 Ah wondeh whut's dat kin ob buhd? Ah wondeh whut's he's name? Dat house a dock, my mammy say, De buhd, he tell do time ob day Uol. buhds Inside ob clocks! It s'prlsin' dey doan' scotch dey heel. Er eotch dev feddebs In 1 wheels, An' stop do ticks an tocks. Cuckoo! (IJsten!) Cuckoo! (Hear 'Ira?) Cuckoo! Dat ain't do rain crow callln' from D watchmelon row; Drpon's on Jes' de lime ob day Low many times he crow. Krwny orlong to'ds evenln' time, When red aunLeams alant low. De flel' han's slop dey wukkln' an' Dc worl s lea movln' slow. ' Dat buhd sing from he's wlndehsell. Cl'ar an' sweet es er honey bell, , Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, f Cuckoo, cuckoo, ouckool ' Ah wondeh whut's dat kin ob buhdf Ah w ond oh whut's he's narast i FT X r 1 I v t