TILE BEE? OMAHA, -WEDNESDAY, JANUATIY 2G, 1910. T m ' r r ' " Daily Ber ' ItD P.OBEWATER. VICTOR HOKA'ATER, EDITOR. EntnM at Omaha rosyifflee second elaea matter. ' TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Dally Bee (Including Hunflay). per week If tlljr H (without "unday), per wMk W I ally- Bea (without unrtay). ona year J 2 Dally Bee and ((under, ona year DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Evening R" (without Sunday. per week J EvenlnBe (with Bunday). per week 10c Kiindav B. ona year ? 5? HUndav n, Saturday Bee, ona year. 1M k A A sail PAmnlilnli nt Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omha Twenty-foirth and N. Ceuncll Bluffi 15 Beott Street. Lincoln il Little Building. Chicago U18 Marquette Building. New York Rooms 1101-1102 No. M Weat Thirty-third Street. .Washlngton-7a Fourteenth Street, N W. CORRESPONDENCE. Cbmmunleettona relating to nawa and ed itorial matter ahould ba addressed: .Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. . REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bea Publishing Comaany. Only t-cent stamps received In payment or mall account. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eaatern exchanges, not sccepteo. ' STATEMENT 01 CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska Douglas County, a.! Oeurge B. Tsechuek. ireaaurer of The Be Publishing .. Uompany. being duly aworn. y that tho actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morn ing. Evening and Bunday Bea printed dur ing tha month of December. 1909. waa aa follows: .. '.. . I. I. , 41JHK) , IT.. 4a.B30 41,780 19 4,30 0 41,60 It 11,630 4...Yr. 41,730 i-,..,. .... fv 44,140 9,. ...... !' 43.83 41.670 l,M.,r.i, 43.9B0 49490 10 43.M0 11 43.6S0 18.......... 4130 13 44,890 14......... 43.470 IS 43400 90 01 .... M 33 48,770 43,480 43,480 43,450 42,030 24.. 2 43,000 84 07 44,080 43,410 33 43,430 88 43,370 30 43,410 1 43,430 10 43,430 Tatal I. .......... .M33.B10 Returped coplea. 10,130 . t Total i... 1413.380 Dally Average..; 43434 iV.'&muji ii.F73CHUCK, Treasurer. ' j s-ubecrlboo. la ray presence and r worn to before ma this list Say of December. 190. W. P. WALKER. 1 I Notary publle. , ttwbacrlbera tTln tha city tern. pararlly . should hava Tha Be KUe te tVieoa. Adaress will be , eiian o,fteu aa requested. That story about a horse eating off his head is subject to a revised version. Among other things that have been high; but are coming down, is the newiy-sighted comet. , It should -be. distinctly understood that breakfast foods are Just as nour ishing for other meals later in the day. If Dr. Pearson is looking for small colleges that need the money, Nebraska can furnish several guaranteed to fill the hill. . ' Perhaps the quickest way to clarify the1 situation -at' the county hospital would be to let the coming grand jury sit on it. , ' The packers insist that meat is get ting cheaper. JJo one that we know of la, doing anything to prevent except those7 who have meat to sell. The barefoot dance Is now described by art critics as ''the poetry of mo- .I- 1- . 11 ...... ........... VI- l easier to scan poetic feet when unshod 'Aforal: Be careful not to carry 128,000 in $1,000 bills in the inside pocket of your dress suit when you go out to spend a eoolal evening at the theater. Prepare for another melodramatic rescue act on the floor of congress if the committee reports for the aboli tion of all the various Indian supply warehouses. Canada's postofflce last year pro duced a surplus of $809,237.53 Either Canada's statesmen are not so prolific In oratory as bur own or the franking privilege there is more lim ited. That Iiw York banker who claims to havo been touched for $28,000 has a plausible .explanation, but if the af fair occurred here in Omaha his story would be subject to the usual bank discount ' It is now propesd to build an art museum building .on Jefferson square. We were under the impression that It waa settled years ago in the courts that Jefferson aquaro could be used for nothing but park purposes. . The Young Woman's Christian asso ciation' reports furnishing lunches to an average of 600 girls each day at the average cost to the ultimate consumer of 12 cents .per lunch. Here is an oaais in the desert ot high prices. A writer in one of the current popu lar msgasinea' asks the question, "Is the republican party breaking upT" and then proceeds with a lengthy narrative Intending to suggest to the reader an affirmative answer. Both the republican ' party ' and the demo cratic party have several times looked as If they were nearer to the break ing up precipice than either of them does now, and yet both of them are still tfotng business H the old stand. j m r. ui j an n nuiuiimieu tor preftlclOT I jit 1'jOS becauaa aundreds of thouaanda of tlemocrata argued that another signal da- ' frat would rid tha parry of hla leadership Washington Poat ; No, no! We protest! Mr. Bryan was nominated In 1908 in response to an irresistible popular demand among ' the democratic . rank and file, which tho boases could not ignore. That is the wa Mr. Bryan is always nom inated, and that is the way he will be . nominated again whenever ho cares to luvlU . fourth defeat Finchot Stays In Harness. ' Tho succession ct Olfford Plnchot to the position occupied by Charles W. Eliot as head of the national organisa tion to promote the conservation move ment assures the public that notwith standing his displacement from the head of the forestry service, Mr. Pln chot will remain in the harness. Mr. PIncbot's enthusiastic devotion to the cause of conserving -our natural re sources makes it certain that the-work of directing this organization will com mand his best talents and that it will be made a positive force for the accom plishment of its objects. It goes without saying that the field for conservation propaganda by an or ganisation of private individuals goes far beyond the limits of action of the federal government. There . are at least three elements to be co-ordinated. First, the federal government whose Jurisdiction extends over the public do main and navigable waters; second, the state governments Who are su preme in the regulation and control of natural resources wholly within state lines; and, third, the personal and cor porate holders of forests and mineral lands, power sites, phosphate deposits, etc., who are most tempted to wasteful and imprudent . uses. To make the movement for conservation really com prehensive it may have to reach out still further and attain an international scope under mutual agreements for the combined action of other governments beside our own. . This indicates that there is ample room for Mr Pinchot's activity outside of government service, although much of the actual work for which his or ganization is contending will have to be done through government agencies. The appointment bt one of Mr. Pin chot's former associates and closest friends to. the office of chief forester, which he has vacated, and the out spoken advocacy of the Roosevelt con servation policies by President Taft may be taken to insure a response by the federal government to the full ex-' tent that the legislation enacted by congress permits. The nub of the con servation question at this present mo ment really rests with congress, whose inaction has constituted the chief ob stacles to the forward march. The first duty devolving on Mr. Pinchot and his associates is to help prevail upon congress to pass the laws which he recommended as chief forester and the demand for which President Taft has reiterated, and to this end he and the administration will be pulling on the same rope. Floods in France. Accustomed to the annual antics of our own unruly streams, Americans are watching with much interest re ports of the progress fit the fiuvlal I floods in France. Since the days . of Napoleon the Great the French gov--' eminent has been engaged in the work of confining and harnessing the rivers. The internal waterways of France have been frequently referred to as models that might well be adopted by Ameri cans ' for the improvement of our streams. And now, when confronted with the unusual conditions that visit this country from , time to time, the French find themselves in very much the same condition as do the low-land denizens of Kansas City, Cincinnati, Pittsburg and Cairo when the rivers rise. , It Is possible that a lesson may be learned blr us from the French meth ods of combatting the situation. At no point in the United States Is it possi ble to throw a force of 60,000 soldiers into the rescue work, yet in all the river towns are great bodies of work men who may be massed for efficient service when occasion requires. It only remains to be demonstrated whether the French methods of evad ing the effects of a river flood are as far in advance of ours as are their ways of utilizing the river when it is on its good behavior. Cold Storage. On the head of the cold storage man Just now the vials of wrath are being emptied. The fickle public has for gotten that only a little while ago it was praising the Inventive genius who had provided a way whereby the sur plus of summer could be made avail able against the lean days of winter. Eggs that would spoil during the heat of the summer are now .refrigerated and turned out months afterward to the ultimate consumer almost as eat able as they wore a tew hours after the clucking hen had deposited them In the nest. Fruits, meats, poultry, in fact, every sort of food supply Is sub ject to tho same process of preserva tion. Cold storage has made It possi ble for us to have on our dally table products of every clime. No Roman epicure, squandering his princely patrimony on a single wondrous feast, waa ever able to encompass within the scope of his menu such faraway places as are dally possible to the modern day people. T The accusation against cold storage now is that it permits the speculators ,to withhold supplies and maintain a fictitious price on foodstuffs. It this be the case, the fault is with the applica tion and not the method. Cold stor age has unquestionably been per verted from its beneficent uses, and to that extent should ' be subjected to remedial regulation. Inquiry is now under way in Chicago and at other centers whereby the fact will be, de veloped how far the perversion of the purpose of cold storage is chargeable for the excessive prices exacted ' for food. Disclosure of the fact will doubt less also open'up the -remedy. ; In the meantime, the fact remains that ccld storage Is In Itself one of the araatest oosalble means of service to mankind, and, properly administered, can not fall to bring great benefits. When the element of gambling is re moved from the commerce in food stuffs and the traffic is placed on the natural basts of supply and demand oold storage will help every community to provide in time of plenty against the day of scarcity and operate as a price eqnallzer and not as a burden some monopoly. Healthful Omaha. The letter' printed in The Bee with reference to the groundlessness of any alarm about typhoid fever in Omaha is timely. While Omaha, no more than any other city of its size and con glomerate population, can claim com plete freedom from typhoid at any time, our best medical practitioners all agree that typhoid is little, If any more, prevalent here now than It Is regularly at this season of the year, and that there is no reason whatever to attribute it to contaminated water supply, as certain sensational yellows would have us believe. The city bac teriologist goes even further when he says that many cases reported as ty phoid prove not to be typhoid when subjected to the scientific test, and that physicians are frequently misled into diagnosing fever cases as typhoid when talk is rife that typhoid is epidemic. There are many sanitary precautions which people should at all times take to prevent communication of disease through food and drink. But there is no more urgency for such precautions now than there has been year after year. When the comparative records come to be made up they will disclose that in point of general health Omaha steadfastly holds its rank near tho top of the list with the most salubrious of American cities. All About the Bis; Noise. A terrible outcry now arises because the house .committee on expenditures in tho Interior department, which is In vestigating the charges of extrava gance and misappropriation of funds preferred by Congressman Hitchcock on the basis of alleged "rumors," has declined to turn the witnesses over to Mr. Hitchcock for cross-examination, but requires the questions to be put by members of the committee. If the ''rumors" fall to be sustained, of course our valiant congressman will Insist that It Is due to this action by the committee, and that if he were only permitted to be the whole thing ' he would have brought in a verdict of guilty. ' ; ' ' - It happens that the committee that is doing the investigating ' contains among Its members three of the demo cratic persuasion, Page of Georgia, Hardy of Texas and Hughes of Georgia, who are all doubtless Just as eager-as Mr, Hitchcock to get something on the administration for use as democratic campaign capital. - These, three- demo crats are "not likely fo let anything; get away that looks damaging to a repub lican whether Mr. Hitchcock asks the questions or not The "holler" that is being put up in advance by the Hitch cock organ sounds very much (ike a big noise in anticipation of a fall-down. In the list of federal Judges ap pointed since 1900, together with the endorsements on . file ..recommending them, William Allen -White enumer ates Judge T. C. Munger for the dis trict of Nebraska as haying been nom inated with no papers to, back him. The list was prepared to show that most of our federal Judges owe their selection to the United States senators, leaving the inference" that Judges ap pointed with no papers got their cre dentials entirely outside of the sena v tors. Mr. White should know, if does not, that in the case of the Ne braska appointment absence of papers on file is no sign that the successful applicant won out without the backing of the senators. Tho story of "The Three Black Crows" Is not In it with some of the accounts scattered broadcast of the great insurgent meeting held in Lin coln last week. By the time the tale got up to St. Paul the original plan' for the banquet had to be abandoned be cause "nearly 10,000 applications for tickets had poured in," and the gath ering was changed to a mass meeting, "attended by several thousand." Omaha used to be afflicted with news correspondents with over-elastic Imag inations, but they will have to yield . . ., -j. ti 1 V Democratic politicians need no waste much Nme speculating whether, the invitation extended t)y tha.governor i . , , . . . ,-..,. of Nebraska to the governor of Ohio means that Harmon Is the preferred choice of Mr. Bryan for the next presi dential nomination. It Is much more likely that Governor Shallenberger is aimnlv trvinaj to square himself for! having pledged convivial fealty for 1912 to "Dave" Francis after 8 o'clock during the waterways expedition to New Orleans last fall. The refusal of a girt of $1,000,000 offered to alx of the leading Jewish charitable Institutions of New York 'on the sole condition that they unite in a single organisation for the collection and allotment of funds solicited from the public 'would indicate that those In control of the management value tholr Independent sources of revenue higher than their share ot this gift, or perhaps they think they will get the 11,000.000 anyway. . Despite its ' inclination ' to knock on the Taft administration, the Chi cago Tribune declares that it will not be surprised if the records showed at the end ot tour years more successful suits against law-breakers than those of Mr. Roosevelt's admlnlstrat'on. After making such a concession the Tribune ought to be less reckless in charging the president with abject subserviency to Cannon and Aldrlch. Talking down In New York, Gov ernor Stubbs declares that "there Is nothing the matter with Kansas" and then proceeds with a long procession of grievances for which he blames Wall street, the trusts and, the railroads. There must be some hope for Nebraska yet. In the Profeealoaal Claaa. Washington 8lir. Mr. Bryan Is the one man In tha country's hlatory who haa developed tha poealbtlttlee of presidential candidacy a a prpfeeelon. Her la av Hemeay, Cleveland Leader.. Doctors aay we may live without atom acha. It you have the price of an opera tion, tha high price of meat need trouble you no more. A Paaalagr Flurry. New York World. The democrats cannot carry the next house merely because tha republicans re fused to let Representative Ralnay serve on the Balllnger-Plnchot Investigation com mittee. The Incident will be forgotten In side of two weeks. Get Down to Easiness. Boston Transorlpt - President Taft la entirely Justified In urg ing congress to attend more strictly to business, devoting Itself to tha larger phases of the legislative program rather than to petty aquabbles. Plenty of Import ant mcaaurea await consideration. The dynamite of Rooseveltlsm ought not to be necessary to compel attention. 1 1 CONF1DE1VCE IN TUB PRESIDENT Con apresa Cannot Ewspe Pollowlna; Ilia Lead. Baltimore American. The American people long ago learned that If they could have confidence In their executive head they would not need to dis turb themselves unduly over congress. The president who carries the people with him Is a president who Is qualified to carry congress with tha people. No t one who un derstands the actual situation In congress Is disturbed over the lack of harmony in soma particulars, aa the general tone of the body la Inspired by the absolute con fidence that the great majority have in Mr. Taft. Those who sea mountains In mole hills are prone to regard the lack of accord In the republican ranka as Indication of disin tegration. These superficial observers do not exercise the economlo acumen to un derstand that the actual facta are that the republican party Is growing into; the ex panding environment of the nation. It Is assuming tho proportions of the country's enlarged Industrial proportions, It Is taking on flesh and la becoming stronger In thew and sinew' In response to the demand of the times that the party that guides the destinies of the 'nation (thall not be con fined by puny propositions or cramped by obsolete policies. - Mr. Taft i glad to see the party, grow with the country, and he has . himself : outlined the direotion of its growth--with excellent regard for the fao-tors- Of hfttlonal progress. The United States Is meet , fortunate in having this type of a- rnan in. office when the condi tions .that inspire progress come under such a' commanding personality as that of Mr. Fit for taa Mtt. . Loup City ' Northwestern. And now It is OUbert' M. Hltohoock of the Omahai World-Herald Vfho proposes to contest wltih Burkett for the latter'a seat In the senate. Cilbert Insists that Bryan would not have the gft of the ' nomination at the hands, of 'JNetraska democracy for ahy reason whatever, - and that he, Hitchcock, Is Just about the fit for the democratic mlt. 811k Stocking; Can't Win. , Schuyler Free Lance. - And now Gilbert M. Hitchcock, the silk stocking editor of the Omaha World Herald and the present congressman from the Second district, has shied his castor into the senatorial ring and declared that Bryan Is not a candidatesso some other democrat has' a right to aspire. Hitchcock Lgannot win out against .Burnett, uregon iricbii Ul IIU ,.. -- . democrat who can carry Nebraska for senator. Not Very Strong-. ' Howell's Journal (dem). It Is announced that Gilbert M.' Hitch cock will be a candidate for the United State eenatorshlp. While we would pre fer him to Thompson, yet we do not con sider him very ptrong, and for the good of the party think W. J. Bryan should be drafted for the ptace. With Bryan and ShaUenbcrger, Reading the democratlo hoata Nebraska caii be kept In the democratic column. There Is work to be done In the uppw house of congress and Bryan Is one of the men to put In charge of It He i would be a I credit to Nebraska and an honor to democracy. GetttnaT Prenntorally Basy. ' Lincoln Newa. The activity which marks the con gressional career of tha Honorable Gilbert M Hltchcock Just at present may be tflb.ii m ftnnrltlAtvi taken as conclusive evidence that the Omaha editor proposes getting Into the pt,natorlal race In Nebraska later on in the year. Ordinarily Mr. Hitchcock dots not Insist upon occupying the front of the stage, DUt just oetore campaigns ne grows ,turml Iy bu.y. u , rare ,naeed that prenaturally . busy. an editor seeks to secure the office of senator.' Usually he has accumulated so many devoted enemies that he wisely keeps away from a place where they can swat him good and hard. It may be urgad, i however, in Mr. Hitchcock's caso .that he more politician than editor, but that a characteristic of Omaha Juurnailsts. LooklnsT tor Notoriety. Alliance Time. Congressman Hitchcock la looking for notoriety and hence made some pretty serious charges against Recfrlary of tho Interior' Ealllnger, charging him with ex travagance In conduct ot land offices. Ex penditures will show much Increased over any previous administration, if we are not much mistaken, but ona of the legitimate reasons for this Is the fact that the offices were put on an entire new system of ac counting July 1, 1908, superseding the old system, which hid beea In use practically without change for more than fifty yeara Tha new system Is undoubtedly much more preferable, because It shows all details fully and glvea no chance for theft or graft, but It can not ba bandied with anything like tha number of employ used for the old system, and with tha new sup plica that were required, this item alone will make a big showing In expenditure. Of course it la tha part of the. politician to take advantage uc, facta, rcgardlesa of mertf Ndt n the VV.-H. Army Gossip Matters af Inter rt Oa and Bak ef taa rirtsf Una Oleanaa frem tha Army ana. iravy keglater. The president has an opportunity this waek to appoint a brigadier general of the army, upon the retirement from that grade of Lieutenant Colonel Hiram M. Chitten den of the corps of engineers, who be comes a brigadier general on Monday In place of General J. Q. D. Knight. The next vacancy In that grade will occur on March 18, upon the retirement of Brigadier General Charles Morton. It Is Understood that representations have been made to the president In favor of selecting for one or the other of theae places the senior officer of tha cavalry arm. In view of the fact that the promotion In the cavalry la at a standstill, , tha next retirement In that branch being of Colonel F. K. Ward, Seventh cavalry, In March, 1911, with no retirement after that until July, 1912, when Colonel Oeorge F. Chase will be retired. The examination of eighty-two candidates for appointment aa Junior officers In the Army Medlcu.1 corps begun on Monday, be fore boards eonvened In various parts of the country. Those candidates who are reported aa qualified will be appointed first lieutenants in ,the medical reserve corps and form the hext class at the Army Medical school In Washington, where there are now under Instruction flftv-seven student officers. There will be, for the nrst time, a midwinter examination of the members of the olass, to be followed In June by the final examination, the latter determining tha appointment to the regular corps. It Is expected that at least fifty medical officers will be obtained from the present class, and, If an equal number Is derived from the m-ellmlnarv examinations of next week. It will go a good way toward filling the 120 vacancies now existing In the Army Medical corps. When' the army bill emerges from the senate military committee It will contain an amendment prepared at the War de partment to authorise and direct the ac counting officers of the treasury to allow payments to army oflcers for exercising higher command. Numerous disallowances have been made in the settlement of claims filed by officers for arrears on account of foreign service, increase of pay and other causes, and In seme Instances the amount so disallowed Is 'considerable. In the case of one officer, It Is understood, the refund will amount to $2,000. These disallowances constitute a positive hardship because thoy are entirely unexpected, having to do with payments made to officers between 1S98 and 1KJ7. There were army regulations and de cisions galore-, to Justify these payments and there Is no reason why congress' should not enact the legislation which will permit the auditor for the War department to can- eel these oobllgatlons. which, for the most part, have been held up by the secretary of war In anticipation of the legislative relief. The annual physical test for the army and navy has been tho subject of official attention, with a view to changing the conditions ao as to bring the requirements more within the purpose of the order, that of cultivating and Inculcating the habit of frequent dally exercise on the part of mem bers of the commissioned personnel of the military-naval establishment. The president has approved tho recommendations which have been made by the seoretary of the navy In favor of certain amplifications of the requirement. These changes are 'set forth in a general order published on 'an other page. The physical test applied to all officers on the active list of the navy. whether serving ashore or afloat, with cer tain exceptions, remain as heretofore, with a fifty-mile walk, a ninety-mile horseback ride, or tha 100-mile blcyole ride In three days. In the War department the author ities are giving consideration to the plan, favored by the secretary of s war, of re quiring regular exercise, such as a dally walk of three miles In one hour or a dally horseback ride of six or eight miles in that time. This performance Is to be- an average of six days a week and It may be decided that the gait of the' horse, In the case of the rider, shall be specified. It lr not proposed to do away with the annual physical test, although that may be changed so as to require. In tho cose of cavalry officers, a three-day ride of 120 mls In tha aggregate and, in tha case of other offloers who elect to ride, the pres ent dlatanoe of ninety miles In three daya. The attention of the Navy department haa been directed to the action of a municipal Judge In Portland, Ore., who was asked to suspend sentence In the case of a youth ful culprit in order that the young man might enlist In the navy aa a means of discipline, punishment, and reform. The eminent Justice hesitated to adopt the sug gestion, not because he appreciated that tha navy was not a place for Inoorrlglble boys or for youtha who needed special corrective attention, but merely on tha ground that he doubted whether the boy would remain In the navy to receive the benefits of the service. He evidently thought the, avenues of escape for such a culprit Justified proceeding with caution. This attitude of Judicial mind toward tha purples of the United States navy Is the more remarkable on account of the loca tion of the Judge and what must have been his opportunities for acquiring a knowl edge of the naval service. Our Birthday Book January 80. 1910. Cornelius N. Bliss, formor secretary of the interior and big capitalist of New York, was born January 20, 1833, at Kali River, Mass. Mr. Bliss served for many years as treasurer of the republican national com mittee. Frank O.- Lowden. congressman from Illinois, Is 49. He started lift? at Bunrl City, Minn., and achieved success as a lawyer in Chicago, being for a while In partnership with two Omaha men, Henry L). Eatabrook and the late Herbert J. Davis. Colonel Lowden was a aon-ln-law of the late Qeorge M. Pullman, and has been In the lime-light as a senatorial pos sibility. Frank D. Johnson, former governor of Iowa, Is 66. He was born at Arcade, N. y., and one of his sons married the daugh ter of Judge W. H. Mungei;. George T. Oliver, the new senator from Pennsylvania, is 62 years old today. He is a native of Ireland, and Is In the news paper business at I'lttsburg as proprietor of ona of Its leading dallies. John Howard Qrainllcl., born January tti, lfeg) In South Omaha, la therefore 21 years old today. lis graduated with honors from the Nebraska State College of Agriculture in W08. winning one of J. Qgde-n Armour's Nebraska State university scholarships; tha same year was chosen as ona of the Judg ing teams sent by that school to the Na tional Uve Stock show at Chicago. He won there a record unetjualed by any stu dent. He la now a Junior la the Nebraska State tMilvt-rsltjr of whom much la expected la the fulu-a 'Do vou know of any woman who ever received any benefit from taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound ?" ' If any woman who is suffering with any ailment peculiar . to her sex will ask her neighbors this question she will be surprised at the result. There is hardly a community in this country where women cannot be found who have been restored to health by this famous old remedy, made exclusively from a simple formula of roots and herbs. During the past 30 years we have published thousands of letters from these grateful women who have been cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and never in all that time have we published a testimonial without the writer's special permission. Never have we knowingly published a testimonial that was not truthful and genuine. Here is one just received a few days ago. .. If anyone doubts that this is a true and honest statement of a woman's experi ence with Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound write and ask her. , - " fine health and - v...vv. vvuiiuuuu i4i jii v next uoor neighbor, and hope that all suffering women will try it Mrs. J. Wilson, 4010 UUoa Kt, liew Orleans, La. , Any woman who is sick and "suffering is foolish surely not to give such a medicine as this a trial. Why should it not do her as much good as it did Mrs. Wilson. P""" lJ th slightest trouble appears which you do not nn ySM.drfn$ "write to Mrs. Pfnkham at Lynn. JSXaas.. for her adTlcc-it is free and always helpful. PERSONAL NOTES. For the first time for nearly a century the name of Gladstone does not appear In the polling lists of Great Britain. The Berlin author of a biting satire. "Above AH Things, Don't Marry." has married a woman who was accused of participation In the killing of her former husband, and escaped on an Insanity plea. Concerning Hon. John N. Oarner of the Texas delegation the El Paso' Times tells us: "He is the otvly man In the- house that:can' heat '-'Uncle Joe to a' f rattle at poker and retain the old man's good will, which la going some and then some- more," After a shoH Illness, Signer Giuseppe Pic- clrllll, sculptor and Italian patriot, died at his home In the Bronx of a complication of dlseasea. Born . In Home sixty-seven years ago, Slgnor PtcaJrllll came to New Tork In 18fS, and with his six sons, ail of whom are sculptors, opened a studio ad joining his home. Princess ' Alice of Bourbon, youngest daughter of Don Carlos, the pretender to the throne of Spain, la visiting in this country, . the guest of her brother-in-law, Lulgl Ripomonti of New York, who Is a prosperous manufacturer. She la married for the second time, her present husband being Lieutenant Lino del Prete, a returned subaltern of Italtin cavalry. The' New Tork State Bar association la speaking unkindly of the medical profes sion for supplying the same expert to swear a man first out of Jail on a claim that he Is Insane, end then soon afterward . out of the Insane asylum because he la sane. The medical expert was In this in stance handicapped by a legal mind which enabled him to see both sides so well he couhl not resist taking both fees. I Hard, Combination to Beat. Kansas City Times. It is probable that the food trust would aa soon sell the people eggs ae beef or chickens. Bigg's- don't keep quite as well aa provisions, "on the hoof," anyway. Be sides, It would not hurt the trust's feelings to (get rid of Its stored eggs at the high prevailing prices, with the spring egg crop coming In. It is a dlffucult thing to beat the food trust game aa long as the people permit the game to be played. More Business, Less Buncombe. Philadelphia Record. The president' Insists that the promises made in the party platform shall be kept, and the party booses, who only intended the promises for campaign use, regard thla aa revolutionary. You save money and travel ccrm&rtably Susuri irimr, am. lit AH the facts in Santa Ie tourist-sleeper folder Ixs bUms, !. --;ni Ask us about Haate T personally i no I New Orleans, La. -l suffered with Inflam mation and ulceration for a long time, and had dreaafnl nark nrnn anil & vsatniio i under the doctors' treatment for six months and naiuicu a in u.i 1, 00 oneraiea upon. X was In bed three weeks and could not turn over on cither side tiio pains were so bad &ad I wum nerrous. , . 'Then Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound vras reoommenll -ft.-, ma tv n s.i. i and I had taken It only a short time when I feli relieved n.n.1 nnn I nm n ...... . . . , nviuiuii x um in, feel like a youn? rirl. I have LINES TO A LAUGH. ... . "So you got a new hard luck story," said Meandering Mike. - "Yep," answered Plodding Pete. "I took me tip from drse historical novels. Die one Is founded on fact." Washington Star. "They used to hang a man In England for stealing a pig I" "Well, it wlll be grand, larceny . In thla country before long, If prices keep going up." Kansas City Journal. "You're a bum driver." says the chauf feur. . . i -pay,. says ipe oiner, - wnni i Know about automobiles 'Would 'fM library." xes, ana wnai you oon i mow vwui era would fill a raorgue."-B8ton, Transcript. TTflpmAp rjra vyipnV fi'non. vou are aotn' to. sit the automobile fever. Exry. like everybody elaeT Farmer Horn beak Nopet I've oeen vac olnated In the bocketbook,. and It took. Puck. ' '. ."I want to Jook at some dresses suitable for automoblllng," said the lady. "Yes, ma'am," replied the polite clerk, "these walking skirts are the thing.' Yon kers Statesman. - - - "You didn't seem to like It," said her brother, "when Miss Gwlmpley hoped your shadow never would grow lesa." "The spiteful old thing!" snapped the elderly spinster. "That was only her way of hinting that I'm in the afternoon of my life, and that she llkea to see ray shadow grow longer!" Chicago Tribune, , A LETTER. Horace L Dawson in Record-Herald. Doar Mayme: .-' Some Wiso old gink has said there's really nothing new - . Beneath the nun; that- all we eay and everything we do -Is simply repetition; some one else In days of yore Evolved this very - thought, and so Bid someone else before. The mummy who waa planted, ages since, beside the Nile, Would doubtless greet our modern Jokes i with reminiscent amlle; Our brilliant hits of repartee, the clever things we aay Were classed as chestnuts bask In Cleo patra's day. Long years ago, when "dinosaurs were rcinminr mrnuirn ine wooai. The stone age lover told hla girl lie thought she was the goods; The lovelorn swaina were seeking then, and will for aes. hence. To couch the same old story In newfangled eloquence. ..:!...., I've tried to find some novel phrase and pat which would express The sentiment which fills . my aoul With perfect happiness, , But, falling. I present tha thought, bereft of every frill, And Just repeat-I love you, dear-' Affectionately, . . . . . , BILU r conducted serrloa i Faliftala -