THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 19, 1910. 9 The omaha Daily Bee. FOUNDS D DT EDWARD ROSE WATER. VICTOn ROSE WATER. EDITOR. Entered at Omaltg postofflce as Second rlasa matter. TERMS OF Kt'BSCRIPTlON. Imily Bee (Including -Sunday), per week 1M I'.illy Be (without Hnnday), per week l"c Ially Una (without Sunday), ona year U Ially Bee and Sunday . one year w DELIVERED,BY CARRIER. Evening He (without Sunday). per tli c Evening Bee (wtth unday. per week 10c Sunday Beo, one year r Baturdny Bee, one year -w Addraaa alt complaints of Irregularities delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha, Tha Bee tlulldlnic. South Omaha Twenty-fourth ana N. , Council Bluffs 13 Scott Street. Lincoln 61 Little RulldlnB". Chicago U, Marquette Building. New Verk-Rooma U01-1102 No. 34 West Thirty-third Street. ... Washington 72G Fourteenth Rtreet. N W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communlcatlona relating to newa and ed itorial matter should be addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Iepartment. RKM11TANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only !-eent atampa received In payment Of mall accounts. Personal check, except on Omaha or eaatern exchangee, not accepted. STATEMENT Of CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, as.! George B. . txschuck, treasurer of The B-e Publishing Company, being duly sworn" says that the actus.! number of full and complete cobiee of The Dally, Morning-. Evening -and hunday Bee printed dur ing the' month ft December. 1908. wai as IOII0WSI X a...... .'..... ' B...-n. . . ., t ..... . 8 t i9.'.:.v. lli.Vr., 19 13 14...... IB , 41,880 41,780 .41,680 41.7S0 40,344 . 4Jl,30 41,470 43,380 ' 4330 ' 43,660 " V 4a4 41360 44,60 ' ,48,470 .. 42,600 It... 49,630 1A 49,930 It....' 41.930 t0 . . . ' 49,770 tl . . . , 49,480 82......... 42,660 0,3 .'..'" 42,460 94 49,620 26 42,000 ag... 44,680 97......... 49,610 28 42,930 99 ........ . 49,370 30 49,410 81 42,490 It.. 411430 Total .. 1,333,610 Returned copies.,,. 10,130 Net ToUl.;..' 1,3X3,380 Dally Average 42,334 atiORUhJ li. TiSSCHUCK. treasurer. Subscribed la my presence and rworn to before lue this lal uay of Deceiuber. 10. W". P. WALKUK, '" Notary public. Subscribers leavlaa- the city tem porarily should kit Tke Bet mailed to them. Address will be , chtagid as often as requested. . As the London fog lifts th.e peers may be seen still peering. Where Is that goosebone prophet who predicted an open winter? , Sort of bloodless surgery . in the maneuvers of our jack tars at Nicara gua. " With St. Louis society men taking to wearing muffB, no wonder the gorge of the plain bid liver rises. 'Perhaps' Cleveland's self-denial meat strike ls he modern ivi'm of the ancient mortification of the flesh.; , ,-PtkfBgafcDmices that the bar are down at Hun-Chun and Lun-Chin-Chun. Presumably,, also, the ltd Is off If Kansas City confirms Its poison plot suspicions, our bid friend, Lucret'ia Borgia, will have Buffered a partial eclipse. . After each-defeat Mr. Bryan has al ways declared that he did not Want to run again but that he would not prom ise not to do so. '.- Mayor "Jim" wants a transfer from the executive office in the city hall to that in the state house, and he is not afraid. to aSK for it. ( Japan Is about to make Port Arthur a commercial city. Instead of the familiar .''Port Arthur falls" it is to be '"Port Arthur rises." ' Announcement having been made by science that the earth was never a mol ten sphere, we may proceed with the regular order of business. Benjamin Franklin's birthday passed without a whisper in hla memory. But in this automobile-airship age the elec- trio kite flyer is a dead one. ' Now that Mrs. Fish has joined the votes-for-women movement, we may expect the whole social aquarium to get into the suffragette swim. f v Lincoln will vote again soon yto de cide whether the town shall continue dry or revert to the wet area. Have lock will do well to look to its laurels Organized effort against infant mor tality gains steadily. Prevention of ' race' waste rather than race suicide is another of the modern signs of conser- 1 va'lijn. : - ' Prof.,Bell say. that the proper word for aviation Is dromlng. Will he claim a patent, on it after everyone gets to using' It, as in the case of the tele phone? ' , ' If there were any question about his Intention of trying the senatorial race track', the recent performance of our democratic congressman at Washington 'should dispel-alldoubt. A' university professor has Invented a machine to register the emotions. .Still, it Is hardly likely to serve the ' came practical purpose as the machine .to register polltfcal preferences. The United States Fish commission is planning to explore the Antarctic waters for sea elephants reputed , to fcWrt there. Good! That will divert popular conversation to a fresh topic, Speaker Cannon has engagements to speak- la both New York and Pittsburg on Lincoln's birthday. Fulfillment of the dftar role -will prove . test of the 'masterfulness with which the insur gents have credited him. For Uniform Laws. The variegated reception of the In come tax amendment among the gov ernors and legislatures is a fair indica tion of the usual difficulty of getting states to agree concerning any measure. The president's suggestions to the con ference of governors and also to the Clvli! Federation can be regarded only as a national crystallization of senti ment that may aid In securing such conformity of legislation among the states as the people may deem desirable on subjects which they are not ready to yield up to congress. Some funda mentals with which states seek, to deal Individually have been topics of ar gument for uniformity for a long time, such as the divorce lawn, yet that one subject alone finds the states so hope lessly divided that it is doubtful if a national law will soon If ever take the place of state regulation. Similarly, each state will cling to its own incor poration methods, even should the na tional Incorporation act become a law. There are many matters In which the independence of the state Is so closely Involved that natural Jealousy will not be ready to surrender separate activity to uniform endeavor. - Occa sionally neighboring states find it op portune to act Jointly where both are directly concerned, as witness the co operation of New York and New Jersey for the preservation of the Palisades. And in such affairs as the reform of Judicial procedure, it may well be that many states might be persuadedlto pat tern somewhat after the federal effort, but even there differences -would arise later, for the reform desire t or needed In each state is not always the same. Congress occasionally pAfscs a law that proveB to' be beneficial! to all states that originally held divergent views, the present national bankruptcy act being a case in point, but the right to pass that particular law for uniformity is distinctly granted by the constitu tion, although the states may have their own statutes In the absence of a national law, yet so varying are local conditions that national bankruptcy acts have had a checkered career and have at times suffered repeal for long periods, while the states adjusted their own conditions. Uniform laws among the states are desirable along many lines, but it will take persistent effort to bring them about and to preserve them when once on the statute book. 1 Congressional Delaj. The reluctance shown in the filing of the administration bills for conserva tion by the chairman or the house com mittee on public lands, who has measures of his own to foster, may not be consequential, but it serves to re mind the public,, that congressional de lay is the factor that'must be reckoned with for any failure to promote the executive program. From the views of the president thi, congressmen have the unquestioned ight to differ, but with one or two exceptions the policies pre sented by; Mrf.Taft to the house have been based on, the platform pledges on which both he and the members of congress were elected. As the president, of, the whole coun try, Mr, Taft has been alert to do ms duty in putting such measures squarely before the representatives. Any action retarding the conservation -bills be cause the chairman of the committee in charge had an especial constituency whose Interests he believes to be at variance presents a peculiar situation. It would seem as though the president were entitled to have his bills pre sented without undue,' and prejudicial delay, when it is known that they con form to the wishes of the people and; the pledges of the party". The introT ductlon of a bill is only the first step and the halting of such measures on the very threshold lsa congressional move in. the policy of delay that too conspicuously hampers that serious work which the people, have a right to expect from the present session. The Kansas Tax Decision. The judicial determination of a vexed point of constitutional law is aptly illustrated in the case involving the Kansas corporation fe act, which has Just been adjudged void by the' United States supreme court. The fact that three separate opinions were filed in dlcates the divergent ; interpretations that may obtain among the wisest and best trained minds, yet out of the dlf ferences is evolved the decree that sub stantiates , the theory , of safety-ln multitude of counselors. That the controlling opinion is against the Kansas act is 'not unex pec ted, In view of the precedents estab llshed in like cases. When the Western Union appealed from the state's effort to tax lt as a condition precedent to doing business in Kansas, a similar at tltude. toward commercial travelers and Insurance companies had been deter mined as unwarranted interference with interstate commerce, and in the case of a common carrier like the West ern Union there was the possibility that local exactions might drive the corporation altogether from the field. It may be that if a state required such a tax of its native , corporations it might maintain the' right to exact it also from foreign corporations; but it each state were to tax all foreign char ters, where would, the burden end? If a per cent tax. for Instance, were legal, why not 20? Such a privilege might be bul)t. up ,into a Chinese wall about a coiutuouwealth and Interstate commeroe completely shut out. , The suggestion of some kind of a whistle to give public notice when the schools lh be closed on account of bad weather has a plausible sound, but the trouble w 111 be to make it work in prac tice. The number of pupils who would hear imaginative whitstlos whenever they happened to be absent from school I would soon be appalling. On the Forward March. Successive announcements of big real ptta doaia tnnktna! inward sub- stantial building Improvements em phasise the fact that Omaha is on the forward march and making strides such as never before made In the hls- tnr nf thsi Htv. To an observer who tries to get these pending and Impending change, in the city', configuration in their proper per- soectlve it .eem. that the physical out- lines of the city are becoming definitely more fixed, that the business districts are becoming permanently established for retail and wholesale trade and that the lines of future development are be coming deeply drawn. The Jobbing district of Omaha has been determined by the location of rail way trackage so essential to establish ments that are constantly receiving and dispatching large shipments of goods. The retail district Is being centered at the most Important central accessible of being bullies to the honor of being of polnt and the permanent location ot (fleers and gentlemen; It Is the latter not our financial institutions and large office buildings is likewise being grad ually settled. There vwlll, of course, be continued expansion and outspreading in various directions, but the first movement should be, and probably will be, the filling in of these central areas with solid and impressive buildings suitable to the purposes of their most effective use. The Omaha property owner, and the foreign capitalist, who fallB In with this movement and helps push it along Is bound to draw handsome returns in the Inevitable future growth of Omaha. Old-Age Pensions. Because It is the first report of any such official Investigation in this coun try, the opinion filed in the state kmise at Boston by the Massachusetts com mission on old age pensions, annu ities and insurance is sure to attract general attention. The commission's rejection of the British- scheme of non contributory pensions is so emphatic that the corollary comes as expected In the -unanimous advisement against the enactment of any general pension legislation by the commonwealth. Bills are submitted for the pensioning of public employes in state, counties, cities and towns, based on the con t rib u tory system, with co-operative control, and the legislature is urged to make the old age commission permanent with a view to fostering retirement systems among the employers of labor. But for the state to attempt old age pensions is pronounced distinctly un-American The sentiment in Massachusetts is therefore found to' be largely that of the people elsewhere. The country already has many excellent methods of proviaing aguinm iuiaiunuue, iu j,ne nrovlsioni" for' savlnirs and Insurance ..J.i. j . ..t.V. ,.i,l'.i.. attached, ,to fraternal or labor organlxa- tlons and tnrouga mamroiq associa- tlons and corporations. It has - not ceased to be a cardinal orinclnle of . . American laiuuy.,. to VreVn. 1Ur the rainy day, and the voluntary effort toward thrift still has its value In Char- t,n,inr onH In QtLnnloHno- anri , , , . . . ' sustaining perovuui auuiereuicuv. wu- ernment support cannot take the place of individual responsibility, ' and it is .lo-n f In-tenndent anlrlt and . i . strengin oi luryuH iui. mo pcup.o ui the old common weaun are aDie to stand sturdily alone without any such ..i.ji... ..n stipendiary prop. Some of the democratic papers are finding- fault because Secretary Royse of the State Banking board is drawing compensation at the increased rate fixed by the late democratic legislature notwithstanding the fact that the new banking law embracing the deposit guaranty feature, enacted by the same legislature, has not become operative. The real complaint of the democrats is that Secretary Royse has managed to hold on to the office as against the at- temDt of Governor Shallenberger to put a democrat in his place. If Gov ernor Shallenberger a democratic ap pointee were only drawing the salary attached to the banking board's secre taryship, not a democratio paper would be peeping. . It will be noticed that the man who was the most punctual in the New York railway service had thirty alarm clocks . . . . .. ., vi to rouse him; also that they gave, him heart disease and killed him; which leads to the conclusion that there' may be too much time in the affairs of men. Toledo as well as Indianapolis will try for the Corn Show. Omahif has, at least, demonstrated the value of this exposition as an educational factor. There was no such competition for it before Omaha took it up and made It what It is. Baltimore and Massachusetts are at ... it again.- the southern city negativing the influence of modern New England nrearhins:. The last news from the seat of war depicts the Springfield Re publican about to march upon the Bal timore Sun. Assurance is given that the pros pective meeting of the so-called Insur gents at Lincoln Is not to endorse any- nn. fnr the United States senate. Its mission must be then simply to con demn someone and give a few patriots a chance to let off surplus steam. Now that the South African exploits h.v. nnnnlarlied the word bongo, we - may look for some wonderful creatures under that name at. the summer side shows. "He eats them alive!' The American nose society an nounces two new blooms, the White KUlarney and My Maryland. These ought to catch the Irish and the south- ern vote. But a rose by any other name, etc. Amid all this splutter by tne wsBn ingtonlana who cannot always have their own way,- let us not forget the patient Dr. Wiley, who pursues his troubled course with no loss of en thusiasm. Th President of one of the biggest "k Chicago I. serving as foreman ' the grand Jury In session there. Did nron hT of an maha bBnk President .ervlng on a JuryT The Omaha school board spent only a little over 800 for the school census taken last year, and It is plain that they did not get any more than they paid for. , Pan tsh meat Flta the Crime. Baltimore American. Three cadets are to be dismissed from West Point for hazing. The young men guilty of this disgraceful practice can wall be spared If they prefer the pleasure tne rormer, kina or1 men wno are neeaea to command In the United States army. I ' ' ' ' i Mechanics, .Not Sailors. . Philadelphia Record. One of the arguments for a subsidized merchant marine Is that the navy needs sailors. ; i But Secretary Meyer told the house committee on naval affairs (that while the old navy wanted sailor, "what the na.vy, wants today Is not the class of man who Is set . In hla Ideas. We want young men who can be trained to manage the mechanical features of a modern bat tleship. An Inland man Is often better than man from near the sea." Sowar-Coated Innocence. , rittsburg Dispatch. The North American Sugar Refining com pany explains Its status to the public in a way to create the Impression that It is an entirely separate corporate entity from the much-offending sugar trust. Courts and government officers are strongly of he opinion that this Is not quite accurate. But it is a proof that the (Vurld move forward when, after' over twenty years' operation's, this corporation takes so much pains to convey to the public Its Impres sion of its unsoiled purity. Footwear Looking; l"p. New York World. The 10 per cent Iticroase In the cost of shoe materials foreshadows a further In crease In the general cost ot living. If, as stated, shoe leather la dearer partly be cause of a scarcity of hides due to de creased meat consumption, It would appear that the consumer must pay a new pen alty for his attempted economies In sub stituting cereals and vegetables for meat. Is there no escape for him? It he evades higher prices on . one aide 't Is only with the almost certain result of encountering them In some, other necessity of Ufa, LEANING OS A HEED. Foolishness . of Democratic Depend enee on . Republican Faction. Washington Post. Our friends, the democrats, should not depend too much on .the quarrel of the regulars, and the Insurgents in the re- publican camo.' Colonel Roosevelt was iarm reiormpr,h dui ne declared that ne wa8 a republican before, he was a tariff reformer. Victor Murdock Is an Insurgent DUt Be B rUDftcan before ne l8 an , surgent. Albert B. Cummins Is a pro wresslve, but lie is a republican before he a Progressive. I' - Mr. Murdock 'will follow the lead of Speak. Cannen before he will enlist under the banner ofChamp Clark, and Mr. Cum mlns will follow the lead of Senator Al ancn oeiore ne win ran into tne ranKS or any squad led by Senator Money. No two publld men ever hated each other with more bitter intensity than Roscoe Conkllng and James O. Blaine. It all grew out or Co-naMlng practically calling Blaine unci, ana ximue rciumiiK mat (JonK1 ilng wa8 a turkey cock. Their followers shared the quarrel and were full of the mo virulent animosity toward one M other and the, breach was greatly widened ,fP , f.4h Ination of Grant in 1880 and gave the place to Garfield. Conkllng might have folded his hands, as thousands expected him to do, In Sop. tcmber Maine went democratic, and then It' was that Conkllng took' command and restored the - battle. Never was there so brilliant a campaign In our history, and when the returns came In it was found that Conkllng had elected to the presi dency a man who was completely under the dominion of his bitterest enemy, whom he hated with the cordiality of the very old homed devil himself. If the democrats are depending on the Insurgents to elect the Sixty-second con gress they ' would as well throw up the sponge right now. t -n . , Our Birthday Book January 19, 1910. ' Bishop John-L. Nuelsen of the Methodist church, with his episcopal residence In Omaha,, was born at Zurich, Swltserland. January 19, Ui7 coming to this country whm a om BlBhop NueUen Waa-eduoated In both German and Amerl- can uatversittc-H: His first pastorate In the Methodist cburch was In Bedalia, Mu. tie was eievaico. iu ue uisnuy in ijua. mocrfttl0 BlltU)nal Commltteenlan from Pennsylvania, who had a little fracas with Mr. Bryan In the Denver convention Is 71 ;",ay- . ....... , , , Mi,wauk(,e J st . jiau, T:,lro&a iu , yeara 0id today.- Richfield, Mo., has the I distinction Of being his birth place. Kollo Ugden, editor of tne new Yoik rcvenm post, was corn at saim Lae, N. Y.. January 19. 1866. ,)av(1 8ta.r Jordan prMldent of th). u iKnd Stanford university, completes today his fifty-ninth year. Doctor Jordan Is a man of science and an authority on biology and xoology. Pr. William W. Keen, the famous Phila delphia surgeon, who delivered the addre to the graduating clas of the medical de partment of the University of Nebraska here last year, was born January ltf, 1X(7. Dr. 'Keen Is profesaor of surgery In Jefftr- ,on Medlcal coiiese. and hs written than a five-foot shelf of books on surgery. Joseph M. Carey, the big stockman lawyer and author of the Carey act, which started the Irrigation movement, Is 6t It used to be Senator Carey of Wyoming. George T, Ladd, the great physcologlvt and professor at Yale, Is 68. He was burn t Palnesvllle, o. I tr lfntf Mirll mrtA r,.n t rs.'l l0 n glnoer, la iS years eld today. Scott King was county surveyor of Douglas county In 18U6-US7, and was chidf engineer for the South Omaha stockyards until two years ago, when he went Into business for him self. He was born on a farm In Colfax county, and his father, Jacob King, was one ot the pioneers of Nebraska. Nebraska Voices west ginger of Beatrice, "Where the Wind Blows All the Time," Xnde Harmony to the Tolume. St. Louis Ulobe-tomocrat. I Voices have ere now cume out of N braska for the charming ot multitudes. The winds of Nebraska breathe upon the vocal chorda and make them concordant of sweet sounds. Hough and rasping as the Nebraska wind Is to one who takes its bite. It carries musio on its loud-flapping wings to such as suck It In with an open mouth and an understanding heart. The winds ot Nebraska are a standing refutation of the old theory that the human voice can only be fanned Into sweetest expression of feel ing by the gentle sephyrs of Mediterranean or Adriatic shores, where the soft Insou ciance of wind and wave blend Into har monies of which the singing voice Is but a natural part. The Nebraska wind blows not off spiced Islands or scented orange groves. It howls down Wind river valley and the only wave It dallies with on Its way Is that of the Platte, In which there Is always more' of quicksand than of Insouciance. But, handicapped as It Is, it has made voices to rival those of Mia Riviera Itself. Across the divide between the Missouri river and the great bend of the Platte, this phenomena of nature is most manifest. There the Nebraska wind leaps to an an nihilation of distance1 In Its"" ciiuerness to find that south where Insouciance will be possible for It. It rages over Lincoln and storms above Beatrice, lying close together In Its path. But out of Lincoln has come a' voice musical enough to charm even a donkey and hold it charmed for lo. these many years. And now Beatrice has given to the world of song a Miss Mary Lasalle, jum uiscoverea in iew xork, to nave a voice of that sweetness and power which warrant great Impresarios In saying that she Is destined to shine, a star In the operatic world. "We lived In Beatrice," says Miss Lasalle simply, "and we think sweetly, where the wind blows all the time, nd where the Jackrabblt, the coyote and the wheat fields thrive." It Is not always In sweet waves of sound, made by soft airs from tropic seas, steeped in the perfume of orange grovea. that sweet voices are attuned. The howl of the covote. borne upon a wind which- never whispers and often roars, In a land In which nothing but the hardier grains can grow, can also nurture throats strung to perfect melody. Lincoln has proved It once. Beatrice, an hour's ride from Lincoln, and as much Inl the path of the Wind river wind, proves It now again. And history has repeated Itself In more ways than one. It was In Chicago that the voice of Bryan of Lincoln first charmed the donkey. It was In Chicago, too, that Miss Lasalle first found a ca pacious ear to hearken to her. Iter musical success since then has been as great as has that of Mr. Bryan. Nobody now denies the fine quality of her voice, as nobody has ever denied the fine quality of his. She, like Mr. Bryan, can never be president, but she will, like htm, charm multitudes with the muBlo of her tones, and, Ifke him, she will make somebody, pay for the music. She, like Bryan, can console herself for the "loss of an empty bauble of a presi dency, with guarantees, regardless of the ftgate reoetpits. Each of them commands our admiration. But together they command our pride -and love as hurling back wtth scorn, and burying under an avalanche of proof, the old slander that effete foreign lands can make a better noise than we can make here.- Long live the Platte! Long live the Wind rlver valley! t CA ti OF THB FAItm. Land Cultivation More Profitable Than City Jobs. Cleveland Leader. One great truth which Btands out from all the tangle of fact and error and guess ing and theorizing on the " Increased cost of living Is the comparative Immunity of those who live on farms from the worst effects of the rise In market values. Most of the food they eat Is produced', or can easily be produced, on their own land. They get It, or can get It, at cost price to the producer. Their shelter is found under roofs which are tholrs. If they own their farms. If not, the rent Is very low, com pared with the scale of living In cities and towns. The need of clothing Is less, other things being equal. In the country than it Is In the cities. The temptations to spend money lor many tnings are much nar rowed. On the other hand, 'the rise In food staples, the burden of which there ls.mos bitter complaint in cities and towns, In creases the farmer's chances of profits from his land and his labor. He makes money by the changes In values which cause the loudest grumbling In urban com munitles, great and , small. The food he consumes is only a very Bmall fraction of the quantity which he sells. The higher gialn and meats, eggs and poultry, milk ana cutter, rruit and vegetables, rise the greater his harvests are in their market value. It Is perfectly clear that however prone the cities are to exagerate the rewards of agriculture the lot of the farmer, espe cially the farmer who tills his own land ana worxs nis rarm. In large part, with his own hands, is changing for the better. If he can make nothing more than modest living now, he was certainly worse off a few years ago. If he was able clear a rair profit then he can do batter under existing conditions. The economic changes are much. In favor of the land owner who manages his own farm. Meanwhile,, country life Is gaining in other ways. It Is not so lonely as It used to be. The trolley cars have dono much to Incraare Its sociability and widen It opportunities for , enjoyment. The. rural free delivery system has helped greatly 1 the same direction. The telephone ha probably been tho most Important of the agencies which have made the farm home of America less Isolated and -broadene, their contact with the outside world. The gradual improvement In country highway is also a powerful aid to happier and fre uvinjir " me lui'ma. ana where an uuto moblla can te kept it add to the farmer' freedom of movement and diversity of en joynient. In the light of there facts, al! of mhlc are beyond dispute, is not the call of the country strong enough to lead many strong and capable men out cf the struggles and uncertainties and strain of the rltles to the comparative security of livelihood and relative peace and calm of the farms? W ill ouBTreut ut Una? f lnd anapolia News. Mr. Taft has told congress now what ho thinks ought to be dure on several great questions and he has sold his say with clearness, force and vigor. Several of his suggestions doubtless have the approval and support pi IntelllKent publlo opinion. But will congress heed the president's ad vice. One man can take a horse to the stream, but seven cannot make him drini Wkrrt Korlaae Waits. Washington Post. The warden of Atlanta prison finds that It costs but lOty cents a day for Banker Morse's maintenance. The warden could make a fortune going on tour with a monologue on the low oost of living. Miss Remington Says that she his used the Remington Typewriter for years and always pre ferred, it, but that the new model i o is a revelation to her in new dp; time and labor saving features. It has always been so with every, new Reming ton model. The new model io, like all its predecessors, offers a brand new proposition to the buyer, something more and better for his money than he has ever before obtained in a writing machine. Remington Typewriter Company (incorporated) 1619 Farnam Street, Omaha . PERSONAL NOTES. So many wealthy Pittsburgers are under arrest for graft, or threatened with arreHt, that fears arise of a shortage In the mascu line element at social functions. ' Two Oleomargarine dealers have been fined $2,S00 apiece and sent to prison for two and a half years. Counterfeiting but ter seems to be a trifle more deeply crim inal than counterfeiting coin. Louise, daughter of the late Leopold, re ceived a fortune from ber father, but beat the best ' Broadway record In getting rid of It. She is broke so completely this time that she can't raise even sympathy. Jamoe Sargent, Inventor of the time lock to prevent safe burglaries, has Just died at the age of 86 years. Many a rogue who Is doing time in the lock-step can thank Sargent for failure when he knocked on the door of opportunity and found the com bination too much for him. Mrs. Winston Churchill, wife ot tho American novelist, who was a St. Louis girl, he been in London with her husband this month, and last week entertained with him the English Winston Churchill. The American Churchllls are on their way to KsrypW .where they will spent the winter., Sven Hedln, the explorer and author, Is a Swede,' 44 years old and unmarried. His horns Is In Stockholm, but clnce 1885 his time has been spent largely in the wildest regions of Asia. He Is a good linguist and lira received titles and medals from various governments. His book "Through Asia" was published in nine languages, and hla 'Central Afcla and Tibot" In twelve. SMILING LINES. 'The man who lent his dog to the pur suit of that fugitive frym Justice gave both more and less than those who con tributed their money." "How was that?" "Because, though, his dog did more than anything else, he contributed only a scent." Baltimore American. 'Sir. could you give a starving man work V Sure. Pitch right in." Thanks, but the fact Is I couldn't stirt before next week." Louisville Courier Journal. An English clergyman, talking one day with a Scottish brother of the cloth, re- 'll'r1 tt" a.iJifflfft VI f aJUPVST iHasIslsBttRHl 8 31 l tBH tTT" - - -JJMM'-.--.-?gC S'mHf Iff"1-WM'iaSr hi isnrV'Hitril You Don't Buy "Futures" When You Buy "Sectipnets" N the past every filing device every section has been made with much more capacity than you would prob ably use when you bought it. it meant sood money lnvetted In a piece of furniture non-productive of results. Whether you buy a $5,000.00 ma chine or Just a simple filing cabinet, which doesn't begin to work all over from the day you buy. It. It Isn't true eoonuny. In 'eetlonets," however, there is o tlad up capital not a penny that Isn t doing Its full share from the start to operate your buhlno-M at lowar eort and with greater convenience. Seetlonets" at lat make modern fil ing systems possible to even the sinallent business, or the one with the lean ro- .rr'K. alonal man or woman without uuying lutures without estraragaaoi. ''Ssctionets" make It l04 Mi'ls . for the smallest bunlri', the business of growing needs snd per haps 'lmlted capital, where every cent, counts. A ll lil i. v In addition to the above lines we carry the largest stock of high grade office DESE8, CHAIRS and TABLES in the West. Vie are making an unusual REDUCTION FROM REGULAR PRICES this month on all DESKS, CHAHtS and TABLES. 0 SBBJ LI i J Hi! Phone Doug. 348; lnd. A-3451. Wsl sss i in nil i ' ar--stfcAja1 fcj fij marked facetiously: "Well, Pavld, I be lieve after all has been said, that my head could hold two of yours." "Mon," returned the other' with ready wit, "I never tocht before that your held wos sae eempty." Boston Transcript. "There's one thing we will have to chango If these ladles who wish to vote have their way," said Senutor Horghum. "What is that?", . "We'll have to quit talking about the wlmlom of the plain people." Washington Stur. Butler I-ady Gray and the new cook are waiting below stairs, madam. Mrs. Frodt Show the ouok up first, Jork kins. Lady Uray can wait, but the cook won't. Life. 1 "One thing always puszled me about a parliamentary proceeding." "What Is Unit?" "How a man can be so acrobatlo as to be the chairman of a standing commit- tee. Baltimore American. I EUMBLE SEAT ROMANCE. Minna Irving In Leslie's. A pretty, maiden tired of golf, . And bridge, and tennis, too, Went out and bought a motor-coat And filmy veil of blue. And then she got an auto-car, A model new and neat, . It was a sporty runabout And had a rumble seat. 'sho'tled'the veil conuettishly'r ' ;,n Beneath her dimpled chin, 1 And with her sister at her side . Went out to take a spin. . And as they sat In front she cried, In accents silver sweet, "I wish a young and, handsome, man Was In the rumble seat." She looked so fair behind the wheel. So graceful and so gay, She captivated old and young And stole their hearts away. And when a dashing college youth One day she chanced to meet, He yielded to her girlish charms And took the rumble seat. ' Along the winding country roads They motored far and wide, And soon the ardent lovor changed His place unto her side. Love's old sweet story as they sped He managed to. repeat; Her sister always after that , Rode In the rumble seat. V. Three times since then the golden-rod Has gilded vale and hill; The drives tho racy runabout With him beside her still. And now to makn their rosy dream Of hnpplness complete A chubby younster and his nurse Are In the rumble seat. "il'i" fjr: to be up to the minute to lake advantage of time and money saved by modern methods, without putting needed capital into unearnlng furniture. "Seetlonets" may be expanded from the requirements of a doctor with one patient to a trans continental railroad and every cent of their cost will be eu earning cent all the time. : : . : Beotlonets" ar'e' the first big Improve- rnent In tiling device since the Invention of modern business Kysteme. We want to needs, why you can no longer forego the Installation of tho ijiodern office system you know you need. We have something of Interest ti say olso to the biggest busln'SS man the man who thinks his preent -system fills ail requirement. We can show you pos itively how you can save money. Won't you come In and give us the opportunl, or 'phone and we will do the comlngT tell you more about these "little Droinera r to Whil W.Wallf A. SSvutAmB" .w Want to tell vou why our whole reputation and fv IUI1UII1I III HUB CUIIltllUllliy . mw u . 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