T1IE HEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 23, 1900. II ) ; THE OMAHA EVENING BEE FOUNDF.D BT EDWARD , R08EWATEH. VICTOR ROSKWATErt, EDITOR. The Rne Publishing Company. Proprietor. EVERT AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY REE BUILDING. FARNAM AND 17TH. OFFICIAL PAPER OP TUB CITY OFFICIAL PAPRR OP THE COOJITT Entered at Omaha, postofflce aa second elans mall. DELIVERED Bf CARRIERS. Evening Ufa. without Hqnday. par waak to PvnlB Bee. with Punday. par wreck ....1lc T"aly Bee. without Sunday, per week ..lOn Sunday Bee, per copy $ Dally Bee, Including Sundry, par week ..lio Address complaint of Irregulsrltles In delivery to City Circulation Department. STATEMENT OP ClRCTTLATTOT State of Nebraska, Douglas County, aa. : Genres R. Tfsahuck. treasurer of The PublMilna; Company, being du'y rwarn. ayi that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally. Morning, Evening and Sunday flee printed during the montn or November, im waa aa follow. 1. 41,070 43,000 43,700 41,180 43,400 48, 170 40,040 41.S30 42.1S0 1,830 41,780 48,960 41.730 40,100 ' 41,800 II. 41.S30 IT... 42,100 41,800 41.SS0 41,850 40,340 41,60 41,790 4 1,780 41,700 43,240 41,810 40,400 41,660 41,030 II II to n.. ti u 14 II If 21 fl $.,. 1 1U. Total i.aoa.aao Jteturue Coplea . ,B4a Net Total....,.,., 1443,008 i'fciij Average.. 41.7BS GEO. B- TZ8CHUC1C Treasurer, buoscribed in niy presence and .warn to iefoie um this lal day of December, lu. ' M. P. WALKi-H. Notary r uOnc. Subscribers leaving the city tem porarily should hare The Bee mailed ( then. Alra will he vliaba4 - aa ef tea aa reejaeated. Cupid Is almost as busy as Santa Claus. Next we shall be hearing of the stovaine habit. The Blueflelds battlefield proves to have been red enough. ' The latest mode for the dressmakers Is customs house trimmings. v Shortest days of the year? Well, It's the season for going short. The reorganization of the starch in terest will probably stlfleu things up a bit. A Happy New Year's , t .ut would be the settlement of U. ..a i airmen's strike. If you don't do it right away you will never have, a chance. Christmas is at hand. That. ought to be a very tasty dish of Bacon that we are about to serve Franco. Close after the Jingling of Santa's bells may be heard the rumble of the annual water wagon parade. From the sugar refineries to the finery of women, the trail of the smug gling crookworm is over all. Having figured up the batting aver ages of the aurora borealis players, let Us consider the Polar season closed. The Iconoclasts may dispute who in vented the reaper, but there can be no Question concerning the reaping of Its rewards. ( .:- While the University of Chicago ex pects no holiday, gift from Rockefeller this season, still it may be disap pointed,.,: Old habits are hard to break. The Chicago Board of Trade has drooped its Argentina playmate for bad behavior," Just before Christmas some people are as good as they can be. The revival of an old suit in the su preme court reminds the public that Ig Dunn la no longer permitted to prac tice law In Nebraska courts. This had almost been forgotten. Napoleon Hicks proves himself worthy of the name, but It la doubtful if any of hta "medical examiners" will ever paVariie very prominently their "esculaplan" certificates. In the meantime, the question as to what might be developed if the records of the Interior department were searched far enough back has not been answered by the World-Herald. "Uncle Joe" Cannon will be more than ever bad man now since his land has been taken by condemnation to aid a Douglas county drainage project. It cems like he never could get in right. Ever since Worcester, Mass., ceased being the largest dry town In the world ltrange reports of wondrous sights have been coming from there. Is It over-indulgence or the quality that produces this condition? The distribution of the reward Offered for the convicted train robbers promises to take up as much time In the courts as the trial of the principals. This matter should be submitted to arbitration and not be permitted to run up a big "bill of expense for the public to settle. ..,.,. The consolidation, of the Omaha and Winnebago reservations Is Intended to expedite, rather than hamper, the ad ministration of business affairs. In a very short time the Oniahas will be re leased entirely from the close guardl anship of the federal government, and their agency will expire naturally. Pending that date It will be Just as well If the two tribes are brought Into a little closer contact. When Fanning Goes to Egypt. The forty centuries that looked down from Egypt's pyramids on Napoleon's army of invasion taw a wondrous sight but nothing to compare with that which is promised the forty-one cea turles that will look down from the pyramids on Colonel Fanning when he invades the sacred sol) of Ahmen Hoteb and Ptah. Full panoplied in all the gorgeous splendor of his dress parade glory, Colonel Fanning proposes to mount to the highest pinnacle of the loftiest pyramid and thereon plant the gonfalon of Dahlman Democracy trl umphant. This will be either the be ginning or the closing of another epoch for Egypt. ' In the days of old Rameses we can picture Colonel Fanning being received at the gates of Thebes or Memphis by the mighty monarch's most valiant and noble warriors. Not one of the shepherd kings but would have stripped himself for the purpose of doing honor to this ambassador from the dual courts of Ashton I and James the Only. Fancy dwells lov Ingly on the thought of Cleopatra, her sensuous beauty unadorned amid the luxury of her splendid barge, all gilt and Ivory, lying In wait near the Pharos of Alexandria, that she might greet the distinguished guest from far away Nebraska. And so on through all the ages one may conjure up with little Btretch of the Imagination the welcome that would have been ex tended to Colonel Fanning by any of that long line of rulers who brought Egypt down from the darkness that preceded civilisation's dawn through all Us lost magnificence to the present day. But, alas! The only king of Egypt Colonel Fanning ever met was Pharaoh. Animosity Expoied. The disposition on the part of the scandalmongers to predetermine the results of the Investigation of the Bal- linger-Pinchot episode, 1b simply an other exposure of the animosity ani mating this disreputable propaganda. Such vindication of a court of law about to undertake hearing of a case would lodge the offenders in jail, but under our freedom of political discus sion there is no holding the hounds in leash unless they transgress the libel laws, and long experience enables them to dodge such responsibility. In the meantime, the administration is continuing calmly toward a full, free and frank exhibition of all the evi dence in the case, and the discrimina ting public ie able to see for itself that there Is to be no suppression of any feature of the controversy. Decency on the part of the muckrakers is not to fee expected, and the howl that they now are putting up la due entirely to their chagrin over the administration's hon est attitude toward both Pinchot and Balllnger and toward the public. . 5 Effrontery of Guilt. The audaolous demand of the sugar ring for reimbursement from the federal- government must be viewed as a part of the villainy of a hardened old sinner, and if there ever was any In tention of showing any mercy to the effender, now Is the time to aban don It. Such a preposterous plea as that for two years the confessed crooks have been over-paying the customs, is a last desperate attempt to justify themselves before the nation, and to throw dust in the eyes of the people. It ought to have but one effect. There may. have been a disposition on the part of the federal treasury not to be unduly harsh in the matter of re funds. But now exact Justice must be meted out to the ring whose effrontery is more brazen than its guilt, and in its final accounting the government must see that the combine pay to the uttermost penny what is due the public coffers. Such monumental cheek should not be without its reward, which In this case ought to be the limit of the law. Obedience to Law. What shall be said of a man who has been elected by his fellow citizens to the highest law-making body of thel land, when he breaks out in advice to business men of the country to refuse to obey the law which the nation has enacted? Is not thafa display of the most sinister form of anarchy? Joseph Benson Foraker, former sen ator, has sat on the bench, but since his return to private practice be seems to have abandoned his Judicial temper ament, for we now behold him not only "vehemently denouncing" the corpor ation tax, in the language of the news chronicles, but also advising his hear- ers not to file reports or pay assess ments as the law directs. This would be an astonishing flaunt ing of deliberate disobedience of the law, If it came from any but a paid pro fessional pleader of special interests. Mr. Foraker today is a corporation at torney, whatever high honors may have been his in times past, and the voice of rebellion Is that of the chronfc of fenders against whomthls very cor poration tax is aimed. Not the one time Judge, nor the one-time senator, here Is heard, but the hireling of the Interest which the federal government In justice to tbe public Is seeking to regulate. The corporation tax was enacted by the congDBs of the whole people, after mature deliberation and the most pen discussion. It la on the statute books. If it is a good law, or a bad law, re sults will determine. If it Is bad, It Is bound to be repealed. If It la un constitutional, the courts will decide. But so long as it is the law of the land, so long It must be enforced and obeyed. This open defiance of the federal government on the part of a corporation mouthpiece proves . bow timely is the effort of the administra tion to enfore the people's enactment of thU particular enactment with its publicity feature. Obedience the law is the fundamental principle of our nation, and such a flagrant attempt to decide that the law shall be nullified, as though he were the spokesman in advance of the supreme bench, is, on the part of Joseph Benson Foraker, as It would be on the part of any other person, the most unlimited arrogance and Insufferable invasion of the rights of our government and the duties of loyal citizenship. ( : . Checki on the Railroads. The annual report of the Interstate Commerce commission Is valuable as pointing out the limitations of that body which should be removed if the commission Is to be made the effectual safeguard against discrimination and abuse which it was designed to be. In its vigorous recommendations for more power, nothing radical is at tempted, but it is apparent that a re adjustment and in some cases an exten sion of authority is essential. The ship per is shown to be still at the mercy of the railroads in some arbitrary rate matters, and while the commission does not desire to interfere with any legitimate rights of the roads it does seek to check any excess of greed which would dictate alterations of rates to the manifest Injustice of the public. These proposed extensions of the in terstate commerce law are in line with the suggestions already made by Presi dent Taft, from whom a special mes sage on the subject is expected. The necessary checks upon the railroads are to be fully presented to congress, and that body will be held responsible for any laxity in providing such legisla tion as may be necessary to protect those rights of the people over which the commission ought to have full Ini tial jurisdiction. Judge Lurton's elevation to the su preme court bench is a demonstration of the possibilities of evolution for the American boy. In his youth he was a confederate soldier, and but for his mother's personal plea to Lincoln which secured his release from a fed eral prison he might have been di verted to a vastly different career, for it was Lincoln's interest that enabled him to take up the study of law. Still another count has been discov ered by the rich American widow who married him to be ,of no account. In the meantime he has been squandering the fortune her first husband built up by strict attention to American indus try. An Indiana bride oomplalns that the climate of her Nebraskan husband is too cold. Such lukewarm reality does not tally with the temperament of the heroines of Indiana fiction. Do the natives read Tarklngton to no purpose? Stripped of Polar degrees and uni versity degree, Cook will soon be naked of honors, and will have nothing left of his Arctic fruits but tbe $100,000 from his lectures. No wonder he made a dash with the gate receipts! Reading the story of the decayed condition of wardrobe and furnishings of a New York social leader whose estate was up for settlement, makes the ordinary thrifty householder real proud of his possessions. For a nation whose immediate doom was predicted if the lords rejected the budget the English appear to be pre paring their plum pudding with an air of cheerful Indifference to the bow wows. Judging from the universal execra tions in the newspapers of all cities, the American population is divided Into two classes, human beings and chauf feurs. A Necessary of Life. Washington Post. Mr. Morgan gives us another lustration of business sagacity by buying telephone Companies as a permanent Investment. Peo ple will always want to talk. Suspending; Rale. , Cleveland deader. The newspapers of the world refusa to limit their discussion of King Leopold to the good which might be said of him with out doing violence to the truth. I I'p Awalnat It. Brooklyn Eagle,. "Navy may bar trust goods," Is a catchy headline. But without steal trust armor, and coal trust coal, to say nothing of other dotal:, a navy would not be worth having. Stlmalna for Civic Pride. Kansaa City Star. The outcome of the franchise election is not a victory for Kansas City alone. Every city, big or small, that Is fighting for nn vanced and enlightened conditions Is en titled to take freah strength and courage. Exceeded the Wyoming; Limit. Washington Herald. A Wyoming oourt has decided that a certain young man had a perfect right to break his promise of marriage to a girl who changed the color of her hair three times within a week. Wise and upright Jvdge! Even love cannot be presumed to bo so blind that It mill fall to make note of that .. Going- Some. St. Loula Globe-Democrat. While serving as an assistant army sur geon Qeneral Leonard Wcod, In V region Infested with hostile Indiana, voluntarily covered 100 mtlea on foot In twenty-four hours as a carrier of dispatches, later he distinguished himself as a Rough Rider. He will shortly become the army chief of ataff. which Is also going some. Skating; on Thin lee. New York Tribune. The seaaon when skaters drown because the Ice la too thin has again opened. Neither common aenae nor parental au thority entirely prevents fatal accident from this cause where sport Is sought on ponds, lakea or rlvera. Wbcre access can be had to rink a, a modest admission fee la really a low rate of Insurance whloh a person who Is fond of skating might be glad to pay. Some Things You Want to Know The Holy Land The Church of the Holy Sepulchre. In the center of the marble pavement of the Oreek portion of the Church of the Holy Sepulcher In Jerusalem Is a short marbla Column which Is declared to be, by the Orthodox.- the exact center of the world. The Jews and the Mohammedans assert that the exact center of the earth Is the tip of rock at the ton of Mount Morlah. where Abraham offered up Isaac, where Solomon's Temple -stood, from which Mohammed ascended Into heaven, and which Is now sheltered by the magnificent Dome of the Rock, usually known as the Mos-iue of Omar. None of these theories takes Into account the belief of the scion- tisia ih.r .h. ,,M I. . .nh.r.,1,1 Th a spheroid. really Important thing Is belief that the oenter of the world is In Jerusalem and the duly authenticated center of the Chris- tlan world Is the marble column In the ...,,, , . Church of the Holy Eepulcher A visit to the Church of the Holy Sepul Cher, that edifice whloh shelter the tomb of the Lord and whloh has been for cen- turles the most venerated spot In Chris- tendom, Is an experience productive of curiously conflicting emotions. In the first Instance, there Is no good reason to be- lieve that the Sepulcher Is really that In which the body of the Savior was laid. In fact, every logical and reasonable argd- ment eoea tn nrnv tht ih. tw,i ann i. somewhere else. But even If one accept the site as authentic. It Is Impossible for any reasonable creature who has grown to manhood under modern Influence, to be- li-. - , . w..v .viiui v. ,111, ICKCIKlfl 1IU II1C cred nonsense with which he is deluged upon entering this great church. He re- fusee to believe that a block of stone cut moaern stone saws is the very block upon wmcn the body of the crucified Lord was iaia. jj,ven the Armenian priests will pilgrims from every quarter of the Chrls admlt that the true stone of unction lies tlan world. Russian peasants In compa underneath, and that the block which nie of several hundreds, at the expense thousands of Christian pilgrims kiss every day has been In place only for a few year. One is given a stick which he shoves through a brass bound hole In the wall to touch, In the darkness, the socket In the rock In which the Cross wa set relIKlous fervor and seal which must lrft He Is expected to kins the end of th .Hob Press the American onlooker with the fact and thereby acquire holy merit. No one is apparently concerned with the fact that the socket In the solid rock wherein the crosa I set Is at least 100 yards away from th. place whloh one Is grave" a-- ured Is th .,, ., ,, 8 BV'"' " "rucfflid In fart th , h T" W" "I tJ, : thS ,chur?h,imakes " - - iv viae b aiiit.ict:i or retv son. It Is a great hou sheltering: an en- ormous collection of absurdities whloh In lue.ime.ve. are so contradictory as to make faith in their authenticity Impossible, . But if one can forget the hordes of beg- gars; If one can forget the Mohammedan soldiers stationed there to prevent the varl- ous sects of Christians from murdering each other; If one can forget the foul air, the filthy floors, the noisome odor and the all but visible presence of counties millions of germs, then he will find the Church of the Holy Sepulchre an appeal to his higher emotional facultlea which will compel hi reverence. How long ago men came to believe that this apot marked the place of scpulure of Jesus Christ Is not known. In the third century It la recorded that a Temple of Venus stood at thh. apot and the Christians then complained OT the desecration When the great Constantlne. emperor of Rome "'""""" l" lJ'"lBU D""B lno P"- embraced the Christian religion he built a "t f he woman . university who here group of edifice's'1 at this place and ur- fmId thla inoongruoua convention of all rounded the tomfi'Vlth a row of column yPe" ' ;hr,"t,"8i KKlVTO thank,( un 0 tv,i h- v,. i . ... -u,u",ns- her Risen Lord for her own country In D Sm ? Th 'Si ! h" A- whlch th9 teachings of Jesus Christ have Sntrma. . t Z deStr0ye1 by resulted in the emancipation of her .ex. !.?.-. . !. .. seventh century, but 0na wi8hes that the church was clean, were Immediately rebuilt. In the tenth one 8hudderS to think that Moslem swords century the churfch was burned and In the mu8t preserve the peace between the blck eleventh century It was ruined by the Mos- erlng faction of those who follow the 'em'- Jhe Present churfh was built by the iowly Nazarene, one Is depressed by the Crusaders early In the twelfth century, al- squalor and the superstitions; but one Is though, of course, many addition and ie- forced to remember that the religion of pair have been made from time to time. Jesus Christ is for all men of every shade The church Is the Joint property of the of opinion, of every race and color, of Oreek orthodox church, which has the every age and century. No armor of ma largest share; the Roman Catholic church, terlalism, no defense of rationalism, no the Armenian church, the Syrian church, argument of -eason Is potent to with the Abyssinia church and the Coptic or stand the powerful emotional influence of Egyptian church. The Church of England the spot which Is after all, to Christians, la the only Protestant church having any the center of the world, peculiar privileges, it being permitted BV ritXDEBIO J. KASKTIT. twice a month to celebrate the holy com- Tomorrow THE HOLT JtJUSO Bethel munlon In one of the chapels of the church. hem of Judea. BANK GUARANTY IN ACTION. s V Situation Created by Two More Rank Failures, New York Tribune. It will be Interesting to see how the Ok lahoma officials meet the situation caused by the suspen ;'o.i of two mora of t ie state's guaranteed banks. Tlie two new suspen sions occurred in a chain of bank run by the president of the Oklahoma Bank and Trust company -of Oklahoma City, which closed Its doors on September 20. That bank was the largest In Oklahoma, having 13,000, 000 In deposits. Its growth appear to have been mushroom-like, for a year before Its deposits were only $356,000. Such an Increase was an Instance of the beneflclent results of the guarantee systom," If we are to be lieve various statements that emanated from Oklahoma before the troub'e came. And certainly the state appears to have re garded the flourishing Columbia bank with much favor, since at the time of Its fail ure It held I1M.U0O of state deposits, besides I75.O00 of the guarantee fund. The failure of the Columbia exhausted the fund,( which, of courae, fell far short of paying the linbl'ltlos. Bank Commis sioner Toung of, Oklahoma Issued a state ment on October SO showing that he had paid 1503,647 to depositors from the guar antee fund and $l,Si8&,6tf.27 from the assets ot the bank. About $:0000 was still due to the depositors. Thus theuarantee fund did not result In the prompt paymetit In full of depositors, and, indeed, It la understood that some ot the bank's liabilities remain unpaid even now. All that la now claimed for the Oklahoma system of handling a fal'ed bank Is remarkable speed In liquida tion. But a dispatch to The Omaha Bee, to which we are Indebted for these facts, showa the method by which the assets were quickly turned over imd claims settled. The quick work. It says, has been due not only to collection, and to .ale cf collaterals, but In "settling with depositors by turning over to them bIKs receivable." That la, the depositors accepted the paper In the bank's portfolio tn payment of their claims. A very good showing In liquidation can be made if depositors of a bankrupt Institu tion accept Its paper at face value and take their chances with it Instead ot taking their chances through waiting for the receiver to collect upon It. As a mere matter of bookkeeping a large and quick realisation upon assets Is posslb'.e In that way. Another novelty exhibited In the settle ment 1. also described In the same dis patch to The Bee. "Tbe only difference from the procedure tn unguaranteed banks," It says, "Is that, instead of apply ing the money secured on asseut pro rata to all depositors of the Institution, Bank Commissioner Young Is paying certain depositors, first, while others are waiting willing' y, or otherwise." Tbls means, we suppose, that the depositors who were will There is almost an endless succession of processions winding In and about the halls and corridors of the great church, wor- shipping at the various sacred shrines, But each spct Ignores a sacred place pe- cullar to another and denies strenuously th authenticity of the traditions of the otner sects. The HoI' Sepulchre stands In the center of the "reat rotunda, which Is the principal feft,ur of the edifice. This rotunda Is the c"mmon Property of all Christians, orlentsl snd occidental, orthodox and hetrodox; It 18 ' ,ne place the Christian world "f,ctarlnfsm ' forgotten and the . . is iree o come ana wor ship according to the dictates of his own conscience. Whatever may be one s own religious be lief OP linhallaf , I. k.l. .. , ,n turles nf ohn.ii'- . .. xuries or christian civilization cannot look upon that Sepulchre without emotion. Its dirty marble, Its soiled tinsel, lis forty- three twinkling lamps, stand not In the way of the imagination. For here Is the Place which faith has long accepted aa the spot where was laid the body of the Crucified Jesus, the spot where He arose 'rom the dead and where He made unto tha wor'd His supreme revelation. This Is the spot for the possession of which Chris- tlan KurP for two long centuries battled ,n valn- Th Is the spot which waa the lngn'raitlon ot that most remarkable of all ...l Th. .1,"K-movemen' lne ' ," " "vm " no,y ln" "" " .r: " . """""P a"a u, hi mo i nrixuan cnurcn, tor even when the CrusaJers sought to deliver the e-nulchre frm hZI'V ' cens, although unknown to Europe, this church waa safely In the hands of the Oriental Christian, Here come annually tens of thousand, of f every bodily comfort, make the great sacrifice necessary to bring them to the Hly land. And here, at the tomb of the Lord. one sees them prostrate themselves and klBS the holy stones In a passion of that t0 th miserable Russian moujlk the "","0"ll,0" M nnstian religion la a V6ry r?l a"? PUnt thln- Here covV t C? J T from the mountal" of 2" b S,Pal Wh hM ,bBged L ?,B way along the long Journey with a faith that riva19 the Pa-lon of Peter the Hermit himself. Her. comes a prelate of the Church of Rome, who has been laboring for th A rat UK nf fVir-iar In t r- a -a xr America, who thank his God at the alter of Constantlne that wherever Christ waa burled He live everywhere today in the heart of man. Here comes an Ethiopian wlth skin black as night, from the heart f Africa, a priest In the Church of Abye ,lnla against which all the powers of Islam and of paganism have not prevailed, Htr comes a Nestorian pilgrim from Chinese East Turkestan, a representative of the tiny remnant of that once great '-nrlstian church which held sway over ftl1 Asla' even unto China and Japan. Hei;e cornea, In the uniform of a Twentieth cen- tury Crusader, a Salvation army captain from the aat end of L0000"' whose seal equa1' and WhoBe moral8 ar9 far above th0Be of the od En8h soldier ot the C08,, Wh followe1 Richard of the Lion Heart lnt0 batUe aKalnst Salodln. Here ing to take the bills receivable from the portfolio at or near face value got them, while those who wanted money had to wait. At this distance it looks as If there had been a scramble to make a record In set tling up the affairs of the bank promptly, so as to show as good a case as possib'e for the guarantee law. The method adopted gave ivery opportunity for favorit ism and Irregularity to enter lrto the liqui dation, and it Is not surprising that there Was much dlssatisfaxtton. The grand Jury went Into the matter of the liquidation, but Governor Haskell took It out of its hands, on the grounds that the proceedings before It were an attack upon the guarantee law, not an ujtompt to administer Justice. With the guarantee fund exhausted, it will be Interesting to see what will be accom plished in the way of "rapid liquidation" of the banks now in trouble and how it will be accomplished. PUBLICITY FOR ACCIDENTS. Sovereign Itemed for Many Railroad Ulondei . St. Louis Itepubilc. ' Without entering into the details of the Esch bill, which the house of representa tive, passed the other day, It will hardly be denied that full reports of all railroad accidents which It requires to be made to the Interstate Commerce commission would give publicity to Information that might help greatly in reducing the number of such accidents. In remedying an evil the first step Is to ascertain its principal producing causes. If a train going over a certain road at a certain speod Is wrecked by a broken rail full knowledge of all the clrcumstaaces will lulp the manugers of other roads sim ilarly equipped In estimating the momen tum of moving trains which their own roads will bear. If, In any Instance, over fatigue of train hands or station hands la a contributing cause of the acldent pub licity of the fact will help others to avoid this source of disaster. When President Samuel Spencer of the Southern railway waa killed on one of his own Hues a few years ago ho probably did not know that his life was In the hand, ot a sleepy train dispatcher. If Mr. George Gould had known of the dofectlve rati In the Carolina road which cost the lives ot a number of his fellow-travelers the other day, and came near coating hi. own, he surely would have avoided that road or In sisted upon slow and cautious travel over it. Publicity Is the sovereign remedy for all evils of obscure origin. There are hun dreds ot englneera, and probably of other, who are not engineers, who might give railroad managers valuable hint. In the prevention of accidents If full publicity were given to the cause, of 11 those which happe Afraid of Ghosts Many people are afraid of ghosts. Pew people are afraid of germs. Yet the ghost it a fanoy and the germ ie a faot. Ii the germ oould be magnified to a sire equal to its terrors it would appear more terrible tlan any fire-breathing dragon. Germs can't be avoided. They are in the air we breathe, the water we drink. The germ can only prosper when the condition of the system gives it free scope to establish it self and develop. When there is a deficiency of vital force, languor, restlessness, a sallow nheek, a hollow eye, when the appetite is poor and the , sleep is broken, it is time to guard against the germ. You enn fortify the body against all germs by the use of Dr. Pierce' Cold en Medical Discovery. It increases the vitel power, cleensee the system ol clogging impurities, enriches the blood, puis the stom ach and organs of digestion end nutrition In working condition, so that the germ finds no weak or tainted spot in which to breed. "Golden Medical Discovery" contains no alcohol, whisky or habit-forming drugs. All its ingredients printed on its outside wrapper. It is not a secret nostrum but a medicine or known composition and with a record of 40 ytart ram. Accept no substitutethere is nothing " just as good." Ask your neighbors. Around New York Ripples on the Current of X,lfe aa Seen In the Oreat American Metropolis from Say to Say. Between $60,000,000 and $00,000,000 cover the range of estimates placed on the value of the Christmas remittance, sent from this oountry to the old world this sesson. One steamship sailing from New York laM Friday carried tClO.OOO In money orders alone- $62,000 of them being for $10 or less. A Saturday steamer carried $371,000 In money orders. Other outgoing steamships nave carried money orders amounting to $7,524,963 an lnorvase of $2,298,125 over the urn sent last year. Nearly $2,000,000 wont to Great Britain alone, while Italy's peo ple were remembered with $1,732,131 In gifts, large and small. In the number of money orders there wa a gain of 140.619 over 1908. Bank and the express companies have been garnering a harvest from last-minute givers, and the St. Louis alone, it la es timated, will dump $1,500,000 of Uncle Sam's Christmas cash into Europe' stocking, pot to mention the hundreds of bagsful of other presents. Bank have for a long time regarded their small foreign drart business at Christmas time as a good barometer of the general condition of the country and the business of the bank this, year Bhows a great Increase over that of last, In some cases al much as GO per cent. William J. Burns, the former secret serv ice man whom the Investigation of the Oregon and Washington land fraud and the San Francisco graft prosecution have made one of the best known detectives In the country, ha made his permanent head quarters In New York, and has established the William J. Burns National Detective Agency, with Its main office in the Park Row building. Already he has been re tained In place of the PInkertons by the American Banker' association, which rep resents 11,000 banking Institutions, to do their protective work. The American Bankers' association I the largest single client employing detective agency work in this country. The Pinker tons have done the association's protective work since 1895 and In this service had made an extensive, collection of the pic tures of bank crook and data concerning them. Fred E. Farnsworth, general secre tary of the association, Issued the following statement: ' "The relation between the . protective committee of the American Bankers' asso ciation and the Plrtkerton National Detec tive Agency having been terminated, the protective work for 'he association will hereafter be carried on by William J. Burns' National Detective agency in New York City, with branches in other cities and correspondents throughout the United States and elsewhere." James Stlllman, president of the National City bank, the "Standard Oil bank," as It la popularly called, has been pounded not little by the "muck-rakers," but now and then he does something showing that he knows how to make good use of his money. Mr. Stlllman sailed for Europe the other day, but before he left he called on the Rev. Dr. Braun, and handed him a check for $20,000. ' One-half was to be used for buying Christmas presents for those who otherwise would have gone without and the balance to be used to aid cases of suffering as Dr. Braun thought best. Dr. Braun is one of the oldest and largest hearted of the Catholic clergy In New York and i always at work among the many poor of his populous parish. Mr. Stlllman Is the sort of a man who will get more Christmas enjoymenf out of the $20,000 than from what he stends on himself. Hartwell Stafford of Jiackensack has a large sized grouch; he Just does not care who knows It, and, In fact, publishes It to the world in the form of high priced ad vertising. Probably Stafford has good cause for resentment, but of that let the reader be the judge. Stafford caught a burglar In his house recently, and was promptly Informed by Mr. Burglar that unless let go he would 'do him up." But Stafford ignored the threat and had the prowler arrested, feel ing secure In the thought that a long term tn prison would maks the culprit take a kindlier view cf the matter. Judge Milton .Domarest sentenced the Intruder to only one year In prison, and now Stafofrd sees trouble ahead for him self. He decided that Hackonsack would not be a peaceful residence town for him a year hence, for the thought that you are going to have some one"do you up" cannot be agreeable to a man ot simple habits. Hence the following ad: I bought this house for a home. It Is Ideal In location, arrangement, convenience, and I hate to sell it. 'Four weeks ago I captured a burglai In the house and he threatened to do me up If I did not let him go. I calculated that It would be many years before ht would get the chance, but Judge Demarest sentenced him to Just one year. In a short time, therefore, he will be among us again. - "If I take a gun and protect myself 1 will probably get about twenty years, and if he sticks a knife In my back some dark night he will probably get about six month. "I do not think the odds are fair, conse quently I get out, and so here Is a big bar gain for somebody. It doesn't need much cash; Just enough to make it sure that the property won't be thrown back on my hands and I won't have to go back there to live." Edward J. Nally, president of the New England Telegraph company and vice pres ident of the Postal Telegraph and Cable company, last Saturday told the Juiit leg islative committee which 1 Investigating the telephone and telegraph companies that the keenest rivalry exists between the Postal and the Western Union Telegraph companies. Ephralm J. Page, counsel to the committee, had asked Mr. Nally If there was not a "community of Interest" a working agreement between the two big companies. "There positively Is not," replied Mr. Nally. "There has been the hottest kind IK V of competition between the two eompanlea, It ha. been one long, persistent strife. Here Is the whole situation: The publlo will patronise whichever company give the beat service. It Is not Interested to know that the Postal la fighting the West ern Union. It Is up to both companies to offer the best they can. Thl. make, con stant rivalry. To say there 1. any working agreement between the two Is far short of the fact. ' The committee's counsel asked If there was not an agreement between the West ern Union and the Postal when rates were raised on April 1 1907. "There was an understanding about U,M replied Mr. Nally. "The traffic superintendents of the two ' ssytems met, I believe, and th. raise was decided upon." PERSONAL NOTES. ' Cher up, mere men! Only a few day more, and you can poke around In the closets and drawers looking for things,) and not be afraid the children will get! wire to state secrets. Mrs. Sallle McKlnney, who, tradition say., led Quantrell end hi band Into l,aw rcrce, Kan., on the memorable occasion of the sacking of that town on August' 21, ls3, died In Emporia After a long illness. Victor F. Lawsun, the Chicago ntfr.. paper publisher, It w announced hy offl ciala of the Young Men's Christian asso- ' elation, will contribute $100,000 to a $1,000,010 fund being raised by that organisation tl a Chrlstmaa gift. A Chleago Judge rules that lnndlord may not exclude from tenements families that have children, at least not bv reason of such possession. Landlords naturally feel outraged nt the Intimation that there arc rights other than their own. Don Herring, a son of former State Sen ator Oram Herring, now of Sunbury, Pa., who Is a student at Oxford university, England, was one of the winning team in the Oxford-Rugby match. This Is the first time an American has ever played In the lntervarslty match. Don was well known In athletic circles at Princeton, where he graduated with honor In 1907. Colonel William 'II. Cross, secretary ot state for Oklahoma, probably is Jhe only public official in the United State, who signs his nickname to state documents, "Bill Cross, Secretary of State," Is the unaffected signature he has affixed to rec ords and correspondence ever since he began his tenure of office, November 16, 1907. He does this on the authority of a spi clnl opinion handed dow n by the at torney general of his state. i BREEZY CHAFF. , ' ;( . "Do Christmas tree," said Untie Eben, "reminds me of a man s everyday life. It aln' gwlnter 'mount to much 'ce.ppln foh what you hustles to pervldo it wif."- Washington star. Little Willie Say, pa, what is a forget-me-not? Pa It is the knot In the string a woman ties around her husband's finger, ray son. Chicago News. She There Is really an art in putting on one's gloves, you know. He True; you have to get your hand In before you can do it properly. Boston Transcript. "Mrs. Nagg treats her husband as she might a schoolboy.' "Yes. Did you hear how she punished him for some minor fault the other day? Khe made him stay In the house after sup per and button her shirtwaist down the back eleven times." Kansas City Times. "Did you hear what" that manager said about his new play?" "No, what was It?" "That there would be the devil to pay If he ouldn't get an angel." Baltimore American. "That speech of your', will echo down the corridors of time." "That Isn't what I want," answered Senator Sorghum. "What I'm after la a speech that will echo aroand the stove at the crosa-roada grocery store." Washing ton Star. "Now," said the chairman of the investi gating committee, "I wish you would tell us where the $17,000 called for by thla voucher went." "I don't know where it went." "You don't know?" "No, sir. I am an honest man. I kpt my eyes closed while the money i being disposed of." Chicago Record Herald. SHOPPING EARLY. Chicago News. I am a worn and broken man, I'm sick and lame and blind; Search from lleersheba clear to Dan, No wreck like me you'll find. And yet hut one short year ago A giant whole and hale I was but then I did not know That awful Christmas sale! We went downtown, the wife and I, We went into a store; I don't know what she wished to buy, I don't care any more; I sav her drawn and bloodies Hp, I know my face went pale When, like a speeding battleship, We charged the Christmas sale! One fading mudam knew no fear, She took my none a prize; Six dozen hat brims slit my ear. And hatpin gouged my eye.. One dnmsel butted like a goat, And when I ra'sed a wall Siin crammed a bundle down my tbroaa fcuch was the Christmas sale! Oh. shopper, bait a .polar bear, 1 Pay rattlers social Calls, Go pull a Turkish wrestler's hair, xOr shoot Niagara Falls; Go beard the Hon In his den, Oo twist his tnsseled tail But, shopper, dear. 1 suy again, Shun shun the Christmas sale! Hot J!, Ftlilk Trust In any Tho Original and Ganuln J -8 HALTED miLll Th Food-drink (or Ail gu. At restaurants, hotels and fountain. Delicious, invigorating and sustaining. Keep it on your sideboard at home. Don't travel without it. A quick lunch prepared in a minute. 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