TIIK HKK: OMAHA. SATURDAY. PI -X'HAl HVM 1. !!"!. Tin: UMAiu Daily Her rorxoKu ny kdwaro hoskwathr. VICTOR ROSKWATI'.K, EDITOR. Kntcred at Omaha postotflce as second class matter TERMS OF KfnSCRIPTlON. Tally V.te (without Sunday), one yfar..JJJ Liaily U-e nd' Sunday, one yrar lKLIVF.HKIt HY CAKKIKK. Dally Hen (Including- Sunday, per eoe..lie Daily Hee (vrfhout Sunday), per week. .10c Keening lien (without Sunday). per week He Kvenlng ltr (with Sunday), per "-.; Surdity lice, one year , TZ Saturday llee, one vear 1'8U Address all complaints of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Onmha-The lite Building. Souih Omaha Twt ntv-fourth and N. Council Uluffnir, Scitt Street. Klneoln iMN Utile Building. t'hleago l.v Marquette Muilding. iNeiv York Rooms 1101-1102 No. 8 S est Thirty-third Hireet. , Washington 725 Fourteenth Street. N. W. CO R R KS I'ON D K NCK. Communication relating to news and edi torial matter should he addressed: Omaha Hoe, Editorial Department. REMITTANC-Kfl. Remit bv draft, express or postal order payable t.. The Bee Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment ol niall accounts. I'ersonal check, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. STATEMENT PF CtHCtTDATIOX. Flat of Nebraska, Douglas County, aft.: Oeorga II. Tssohuek. treasurer of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly swrrn says trial the actual number of full and complete L--plcs of The Dally. Morning. ICvcrlng and Sunday Bee printed during the montn or November, lira, was a iouowf: 1 411,070 1 41.930 1 43,050 17 42,160 1 43,700 13 41.U00 4 48.190 1. 41,390 6 43,450 20 . 41,880 43,170 21 40,340 1 40,040 218 41.M0 1 41,30 21 41,790 43,160 14 41,783 10. 41,830 5 41,700 11 41,760 it ,340 13 48,660 27 41,810 13 41,780 2d 40,400 14 40,100 29 41,650 li 41,800 0 41,930 Total Returned CopUs .1,353,850 Net Totai 1,343.005 Dully Average. 41,768 Uo. U. TiloCilL'CX.. Treasure-!. Subscribed In my presence and eworn to before me this 1st day of December, lift. ieal) M. P. VVALKt.it, Notary PubllrJ. Knbaorlbera leaTlnar the city tem porarily shoald hare The Be nnfled to them. Address will be ckaaajed ava often as requested. In the case of Captain Loose It be gins to look like fast and loose. If the Palladino thinks that New York was a frost, wait till she has tried it on Boston. Copenhagen is still investigating whether there is anything rotten in the state of Denmark. The government's game of forfeits with the sugar refiners is proceeding with tests both fine and superfine., The disclosures of wholesale cor ruption In Montreal establish another bond of cousinshlp with some Ameri can municipalities. 1 The man who has leased New York real ectate for 999 years evidently de sires, his heirs to enjoy a perpetual rent day, No modern firearm Is any more deadly than the gun that no one knew was loaded, which is still doing busi ness at the old stand. '.The Alaskan Indians swallowed the pledge of the medicine man that he would still the waves, and the waves swallowed the Indians. What Is Paris without its murder scandal? No sooner is Mme. Stelnheil out of the limelight than the mystery of the slain Mme. Gouin occupies the stage. The War department has been counting nosea and finds that the United States haB 15,000,000 men of fighting age. Quite a conservation of resources. It's a mighty mean thief that would teal a Christmas package from the top of a mall box, but the safest plan 1b to take it to the postofflce If It won't go in the box. The cheerful way in which Tolstoy's publisher accepts a year's prison sen tence arouses the suspicion that there musts be a large margin of profit in printing the sage's books. eaBBBSBsaBanaaBBsaBaBeaBBBBBaBBaBBBBaaaaMB . Having planted a "votea for women" banner at the top of Pike's Peak, the suffragettes may be said to have deli cately hinted to the plains the senti fcent, "The ballot or bust." Young Zclayitr lightly turning off hUt protestations of affection for his Juliet, Rays that his love was only a Latin mood. Ho la likely to And the Ameri can jury able to conjugate It. The Department of . Agriculture has achieved some wonderful things, but it in undertaking tn impossibility in trying to educate the publio to call It pomelo instead of grapefruit. 'An eastern oil magnate has been pronounced ineulally unnound at the age of 42, as a result of Standard con Uutlong. He will now be of service to the preachers upon the theme "Whether It pay." , People of, Peru complain unreasona bly of the Burlington passenger station at that place. . They say it is out of date and cite as a reason for a new one that it was built In 1861. This is not showlug proper reverence for ago. .Another reminder of the fact that millionaires are too common nowadays for people to keep track of Is afforded by the discovery that George Salting has been Alt lug away 120,000,000 v.oith of pictures to present to tho I., tii u ilj( V The American Race. The report of tho Immigration com mlsslon of the discovery of a distinct physical and racial type In this country In not o AMonlshing a thing to those who have been studying the develop ment of the generations of Europeans after their settlement on American oil. Only a short time ago Prof. Benjamin Ide Wheeler In one of his lectures startled his hearers In a Eu ropean capital with the statement that the people of the United States were a distinct departure from all known standards, and that there was in truth an American race different in every way from the English, to whom other nations have been apt to compare the population of the States. Immigrants from other shores bring to this country and retain here to a large extent their home characteristics of living, and only the narrow-minded would attempt to urge them to aban don their favorite customs. But with the cradle of the first generation born on American soil the change begins, and with the intermarriage that quickly succeeds, the characteristics of all nations are merged into the Ameri can type that canvot be identified with any of the older races. Americans themselves ar proud of the fact that from some of the immigrants moat de voted to old-world customs have devel oped most splendid citizens, and nearly every family here can tell of strains and cross-strains in its own case that have tended to develop the likeness to the national type". The mixture of the many races is in a great measure responsible for this cultivation of an American race, but the commission finds that climatic con ditions also have a share, as had been claimed by Btudents of ethnology for some time. A few radicals have even gone so far as to point out a likeness in Lite typical white man of the United States to the native redskin In the mat ter of stature, skull shape and high cheek bones. The commission does not go so far as thin, but does admit ground for the persistent theory that the shape of the head changes to a uniform type with every race after It is transplanted to this continent. Thackoray noticed the tendency of the individual to alter his moods rnd ways during his visit to this country hnd has recorded his Impressions on that point in strong corroboration of the theovy that the American climat? altered the European In spite of him self. The current offloinl, report of careful Investigation along this line settles beyond dispute that climate, so cial conditions and the admixture of the races have combined to produce a people 1 who may be known as the American race In bold contrast to any other of the white man's divisions. To be an American is to be not sim ply a resident of the United States, but an individual unit of a uniform nation whose .characteristics mark them apart from any and all of the races from which they have developed, and the citizen of no other country has so great a reason to be proud of hla type. Belgium's Opportunity. Prince Albert, who will succeed his uncle, the aged Leopold, on the throne of Belgium, is a young man reputed to be of clean mind, high motives and cultivation In all the ways of modern progress. That was the impression he left on the United States and other countries during his visits of observa tion to see how the rest of the world lived. His accession should mean mucb to his country. Belgium is one of the least ad vanced of European nations in the matter of civilization, based on the American standard of living. While it Is true that Brussels afhl some other centers of population have made marked improvement, due largely to association with tourists and the ab sorption - from them of progressive ideas, still In the country at large the grade Is low. The country Is tho most densely populate! In Europe, and there has been little encouragement for rais ing it from dense ignorance as well. Woman Is classed with beasts of bur den, works with mules in tho mines. with oxen In the fields and Joins with dogs in pulling loads over the roads. In a country where such things ob tain, a young and progressive mon arch like Albert has boundless oppor tunities, and the civilized nations will have great cause for disappointment if he does not steadily raise the economic and social conditions among his peo ple. In Belgium, as In the Congo, the new regime must be of incalculable benefit, Conviction of the Ice Combine. While the success of the ntate of New York in its. prosecution of the American Ice company has. been con sidered largely a local affair, there are some general phases of the case that have an interest to the -whole country. The American company had come lntd control of the entire output of natural Ice along the Atlantic sea board, and by gradually closing up harvesting houses in Maine and along the Hudson had - squeezed excessive profits out of the consumers and wrought much hardship among the poor, particularly in the thronged East Side of Manhattan. While the tine Imposed cannot re pay the sufferers In the tenements for their inability to buy tee under the combine's exactions, still the whole some lesson learned Is likely to bear 1U good fruit during the coming sum mer. , Further than that, district at torneys In New York have been taught the need of testing the s'ate laws In stead of supinely refusing to prose cute, for the recent verdict was the result of the attorney general's luter - ference after Jerome had declared that It was IrnpoRPible to secure a convic tion. In this appenrs ot.e of the most discrediting features of Jerome's dis appointing career, for the East Alders had repeatedly begged for action against the Ice combine at the hands of the district attorney, who went to live among the Enst SlJers with a great flourish of trumpets. The conviction of the Ice interests is" the first secured against any com bine under the Donnelly anti-trust act, modeled by the state of New York after the Sherman law. Now that it has been proved to be not a dead let ter New York state people hope to be able to control in some measure all of the offending corporations operating In that commonwealth. The Passing of Zelaya. The good offices of the United States have been quick to rid the NIc araguans of a dictator whom they bated and with whom we have yet to reckon personally for his outrages against American interests and his slaying of American citizens. The end of Zelaya the tyrant, has come, but the end of Zelaya the malefactor Is not yet. Thus far the Nicaraguans have gained the release for which they had begun to battle, from the domination of a president who knew no right but that of the sword, no justice but that of blood. The entire zone of unrest In Central America has gained assurance that the United States stands firm ns a dominant factor in continental af fairs to the extent of stab'.llty and peace, and the taxpaying people .of those republics should welcome thU, for they are sick of strife. For ourselves we have gained a re newal of the respect of civilized na tions and of our. owr. self-respect, which may be regarded as constituting a Chrintmas possession worth treasur ing. The City's Garbage. Mayor Dahlman holds that nothing can be gained by a suit against the gar bage contractor. The health commis sioner says he haf, done all he can do and everybody seems to have reached the limit of his power except the con tractor. If he would only get busy and do the beet he can for a little while it would help greatly. It seems peculiar that there is no way under which the garbage contractor can be compelled to carry out his side of the bargain. But while the city officials and the contractor are holding aloof, each waiting for the other to make some move, the householders of the city are enduring much Inconvenience, and what will amount to, when a thaw comes, positive discomfort. What makes the situation the . more ridicu lous is that the courts have held that anyone has the right to haul garbage, and right here when most needed the city can get no one to do it. The great assessment roll for Ne braska in 1909, In addition to the in crease of $7,000,000 over 1908, which means $35,000,000 in actual value, contains a number of Items that would be interesting. For example, the value of shares of stock held by Ne braska people decreased over $200,000 during the year. The mechanical tools owned in this state -fell off sev eral thousand dollars, but the value of dogs went up. Franchises decreased in value, but eating houses show a gain. Cream separators are worth more and sewing machines are worth less, while carriages, wagons, watches and clocks, bicycles and stands of bees also show a falling off In value that la discouraging. Cadets at West Point and all their friends ought to understand by this time that the temper of the public Is against hazing. That institution Is maintained by the taxpayers for the education of cfllcerB who can be faith ful to discipline so that they may In still It In others, and the military com mittee in congress that is being pes tered by political influences to restore wayward youth who have been ex pelled may rely on popular support for their measure to make the action of the War department In such cases final. The agitation for a new state house la already taking on the form of a real estate speculation. This is a pretty sure sign that there will be something doing. Nebraska needs a new state house, and it will be a matter to mar vel at If the thrifty Lincoln real estate owners do not come to the front with nomerous sites for the location of the I new building. The $8 hog has been coming to mar ket quite numerously since the loals have got to be in passable condition. The three-dollar-a-hundred advance in price of hogs during the last year ought to make a nice little Christmas purso for the western farmer. He is surely having his innings. How will the implement dealers pos sibly Becure the attendance of Omaha jobbers at their conventions if they take the conventions away? The reso lution adopted Thursday afternoon seems to have been framed in a mo ment of pique and passed without ma ture consideration. South Dakota Is now going after the express rates. That melon recently cut on Wall street is calling attention more effectively than tons of other argument would to the excessive charge people have long borne from the express companies. The effort of a red-headed yellow journal to bolster up Its light on the Omaha Wafr company by seeking to 1 stare the people into a typhol l frenzy has been uplked by the city health com missioner and the city chemist. The fact that one says there Is no epidemic, and the other says the water is free from danger, will not disturb the en ergetic vender of misinformation. It will go right on shouting its sensa-j tional scares. The . spectacle of - Lincoln folks crowding a moving picture show is en couraging. The first thing we know there will be a tiddlewlnks champion ship pulled off down there, and good ness knows what will happen. End-of-t'.ie-year statistics show that the students of Iowa university are emulating Robert Reed, who would not smoke the weed; but it will be inter esting to compare returns after the New Year's resolutions begin to fade. Worth l.ook.-nw Into. Philadelphia Ledger. It appears that the young American, Cannon, killed by order of Zelaya, was the owner of a valuable gold mln". in this fact may lie partiul explanation of his fAte. Seated Kxclnmatlons. St. Lioula Republic. Among the seasonal though not season able bores is the man who remarks, as he stumbles on the sleet-covered walk, "The wicked stand In slippery places, but I'll be hanged If a can." Cut Oat the Trimmings. Washington Herald. What the Cook prosecution needs sadly is at least one direct witness who can get Into court without tramping; all over h:s own refutation for veracity and decency in making the Journey. ' o lliity on the System. Philadelphia Record. The court of arbitration In Canada has si'ecooied so well thut out of twenty-five threatened strikes it averted all but two. There Is nothing in the Puyne-Aldrich tui-lff to prevent tlie Importation of the Bajne system to thin side of the St. Ijiw rence. ' Hands Off for a While. Philadelphia Inquirer. A (congressional inquiry into the augur frauds might prove spectacular enough and pander to the sensational appetites of tht public, but the question Is; Io we want convictions or do we want fireworks? And It is evidently the fear of the president that the Sugar trust might in some mannet so steer the methods of Investigation by n senatorial or house oWnlttee that "men higher up," by giving testimony, mlshi cl.ilm Immunity from prosecution We think that the president Is right. l.re In Stntnnry llnll. Springfield Republican. The Grand Army and Loyal Legion pro tests against the placing of General L.ee'8 slalile in the statuary hall of the nutionnl capitol are most effectively bottled up. Tho statue is already in place. The Vir ginia delegation In congress now have de termined not to bring the question of the formal acceptance of the I,ee or the Wash ington statue before vlther house for sev eral years to come, in order that the agi tation may die down; and It may happen tl.nt congress will never consider the mat ter,: at least while any civil war veteran remains alive. Meanwhile, the .General Lee statue has captured the federal capital. : Cost of Irrigation Projects. Philadelphia Record. When .the irrigation project was pressed upon congress it was sa.'d that it would only cost $5 an acre. Private capital and some state enterprises are said to have attained results warranting this. ' When tho work was well under way it wan gently bioken to the country that it would cost JID an acre. Now Senator Carter of Montana, who had as much as any man to do with the entrance of the government upon a field of activity where private enter prise had already Invested JSXI.OOO.OOO, says the cost of water on government projects averages between $10 and J.i0 an acre "and the government will undoubtedly continue to take up projects until the cost of reclama tion reaches $1W an acre." Private enter prise took up the easy reclamation projects and left the expensive ones to the govern ment. PERSONAL NOTES. J. P. Morgan has lost a suit, showing not only the unexpected, but the impossible, happens. When George Osborn, a Jewel: r, of Xew Haven, Conn., took afurt an od clock, brought to him to be n-pairod, lie found a green wad of $1C0 tucked in the back of It. Charles Saddle wa user, a farmer of M ri don, Mich., tripped on a stone in his back yard recently and fell across a pumpkin In such a manner that his neck was In stantly broken. King Edward was recently awarded four first prizes for hla exhibits at the Smith field cattle show. His majesty is a tenant farmer, not a landlord, and pays a large sum tvery year In rent and taxes for hla holdings. . Butler Ames, tho Massachusetts con gressman, who announced himself as a candidate for the t'nlted States senate to succeed Senator Lodge, Is a West Point graduate, an offtyer in the Spanish-American war and also a graduate mechanical and electrical engineer. Mount Joy, Lancaster county, Pennsyl vania, boasts of having the tallest school boy In the state. Wis name Is John Sher nan Faslg. Is 15 years old. weighs 2Vi pounds and stands six fet seven Inches in height. It would take a pretty muscu!nr Bchoolmai m to whale this youngster. Judge Lindsey of I'cnver has been sued for df fama'ton of character supposed to have been i inflicted through s'nu state ments In a magazine article. The plaintiff Is W. G. Smith, better known in hU hab itat as Bill," and so long In politics that he was supposed, to hov lost all sensitive ness. An inhalation for Whoop!ng-Cough, Croup, Bronchitis, uougns, Diphtheria, Catarrh. Crosolono I a Boon to Asthmotloo. naXif lor iimm ol tlx brlhinn orJ Hut w u tho nmvif tula ll sumncal Uwilin cure. H air, r"dl o..u,at lr-.tm.nt. 11 IS fuwlu.ble to iwotiion VUO -.1011 vbUUt.s. TkoM of s (' omsttTO Tendency will n.l kuMWdui. r.iet from 1'ought or lnflm4 Condition ot tlx tlir.wk ALL DRUOaiSTft. hand poti for do rrlptira Buouhm. Vo-prv-Oooale.oo Co. Ml I ulu a ir.MC, - tC. I (Eithllihdl87) I In Other Lands Bids lljhta oa What Is Trans, pirlaf AVmOBf tbs Wear and ru nations of ths Carta. To readers who follow closely the progress of the campaign In Great Riltaln and de sire a deeper Insight into the conditions which produced the rebellion of the House of Lord against the t-ixlng provisions of Lloyd Georges budget, the epoch-marking work of President Lowell of Harvard uni versity on the government of Kngland af fords a flood of light and Instruction. His statement of tho conditions surrounding the ownership and taxation of land In Kng land clearly explains the bitterness of the aristocracy In rejecting tho liberal f. nance moasure. In the chapter In which he deals with the powers and resources of the botouglis of England, ho syys: "Kngll-m local taxation, by whatever authority It Is levied, Is exeluslvely In the form of a rate assessed upon the occupier of the land. They (the rates) are assessed to the occupier, not the owner, unless he happens to occupy his own land; and they are based upon the net annual value of the land In its existing condition. The net annual value Is obtained by estimating the gross rent at which the properly Is let, or might reasonably expected to be let. and de ducting therefrom the probable annual cost of repairs, insurance and oilier expenses of keeplug It In order, an amount that appears to be fixed In different towns from one fifth to one-tenth of the gross rent. "It will be observed that unoccupied land or buildings are not assessed at all; and that in the case of occupied land the valua tion is based not upon its capital or salable value, but upon Its rental In Its existing condition, so that a garden In the heart of a city Is taxed only at Its rental value as a garden. In fact, under the public health uct It is assessed in tne general district rate for sanitary purposes at one-quarter of Its ratable value as a garden; and under the agricultural rates act at one-half of that value for all other purposes. In this way the tax laws encourage the' holding of land unbuilt In the cities or their suburbs, und thero is an inversion of the doctrine of taxing heavily the unearned increment. So far as taxation is coneetiud. a man who owns a tract of open ground, needed for building, can afford to keep it vacant, euner with a view to speculating iiioii an Increase of value with the growth of the town, or because he enjoys the luxury of a garden about his house. To that fact, coupled to the slow progress made until very recent years in methods of rapid urban transit, is no doubt largely due the congestion of the towns. The sudden change. Indeed, from solid blocks of houses to open fields, which although less marked than it was formerly, still characterizes most English ciilts, contrasts strongly with the. penumbra of detached residences that stretch, more or less sparsely, far into the country In America." , One-fifth of the total area of the United Kingdom, amounting to 16,411,yt6 acres, is owned by Ilrltish peers. The lords whose votes defeate-d the budget own lO.O'S.'ti'J acres, an acreage double the area of Massa chusetts. In the matter of individual hold ings the average ducal domain fs 142,564 acres, an area .almost equalling that of Chicago and St. Louis combined. Marquises own an average of 47.5CO acres, earls 30.217, viscounts 15,324 and barons 14,152. "Land in England is a sacred heirloom," continues lr. Low ell, "that is rarely offered for sale. Few men, either In town or country, own the freehold of the house in which they live. Great tracts of urban land belongs to peers or other rich men, who let them i on long ground leases, but would never ' think of selling a single house lot outright a cundltlon especially marked in the towns that have grown up In modern times. Hence an Englishman thinks and speaks habitu ally not of the capital value, but of the rental value of laud, and this is deemed an easy thing to estimate. Land can hardly be said to have a market value; and the suggestion thut .it should be taxed as capl-. ! tal Is met by the answer that H Is more 'fair to tax it upon the actuul revenue it produces than on some problematical price that it might bring if sold." A ground floor view of monarchlal social ism in Germany, given bv Elmer Roberts in the January Scrlbner, supplies food for thought on the subject of government ownership. The Government of Prussia, which dominates the empire, is steadily extending its control of various enterprises. The state controls tho railways, telegraphs, telephones, mines and the public domain. Last year the state income from public properties was more than the total income from taxution and borrowings. Hallways were the larsest sources of Income, net ting $HS1,755,W, or about 8 per cent on the total Investment of the state since It began buying railways In ls-lS-3. From Its crown forests, leased . farms, Iron, coal, potash, salt and other mines, from porcelain fac tories, banking and a variety of less Im portant Industries, Prussia received ?29, OUO.COi). Mr. Roberts shows that German manufacturing and mining are more com pletely under tho control of combinations than is the Industry of any other country, notwithstanding government competition. The marked success of the government enterprises, the writer points out, Is di rectly due to a civil service system which Is the" pde of and a power for the Hohen zolltrn family. lnt'--i;rity and efficiency are promoted by permanency of tonure and a code of laws and courts to enforce them which effectually eliminates graft or the use of official position to promote, a private Interest. Control of the transportation system enables the government to Influence the whole machinery of trade, and this j power. Mr. Roberts remarks, "must be I taken Into account when other people think of competing Willi Germany In the far east ' or In South America." ! j Tho 1'nltrd Stat s, RtiFsIa anil Japan I are the only powers In the world which j profess to bo on speaking terms with econ i iimy Just now. Necessity Is laifcely re I sponsible for the flirtation. All other j powers worth while remain In tho spending i class, which run beyond the limit of avail i abl" rescources. Both Turkey and Persia. I having reformed somewhat hurriedly, are 1 becoming chummy with money 1,'nders, seeking to place a few notes for millions I WHO wnii'li t'-r taiiy uii Bime piojeei. Italy Is following tho example of Oreat Britain In forcing a ministerial crisis on the ques tion of increased taxution. In Fiance. 'where the population Is decreasing, taxa tion is uteadlly mounting up and the an ' nual deficit expundlng. More revenue Is , the main problem before the German ! Rtlchstag. and an imperial debt of 11,135, i 875,tX.) testifies t' the skill of the govern- nient as a snend r. In all countries the i groaning producer of state revenue U Jul lled with thej assurance that governments ' e. nd the cost of living travel abreast. I ! The deud kinf of the Ilelghins. I'opold II, was lbs second oldest monarch and thiid oldest niler In the world. He was in I tho third quarter of hla seventy-fourth I year and had passed by se.en days the I forty-fourth anniversary if his ascension I to the throne. Francis Joseph, emperor of I Austria-Hungary, remains the Nestor pf world rulers, both In ag and royal grip. He la 79 past and lias held on to his 4ob since lierember 2. 1MK. President Dlaa is forty-tvio days younger than Francis 15 AO Buy Now for Christmas Two eood reasons why thia is good Advice: You will have tho one big present bought and settled. And the Grafonola "Regent" is the newest and last word in musical instrumepts going fast and can't possibly have enough for all who will want one , The GRA "Regent" $200 " ' :.'- .il a i. 4,.it II ,;4 - ,v.1 r if ;l . r i I v I ... I v a , .. ii (A Columbia Phonograph Co. gchmoller & Mueller Bldg. 1 ' 1311-13 Farnam St.. J. Ii. lit UK, Mgr. Joseph, and has a record of twenty-five years as president. King Edward of Eng land and President Fallleres of Francs were born in 1841, but are young; as rulers. Mutsuhlto. mlrtado of Japan, Is one of the great babies . of- 1852, with a ruling record of forty-two years. With the ex ception of the king of Denmark, who Is 66, a'.l other rulers of note are youngsters of SO or under. , The gentle art of sandbagging, commonly known ns tipping, has reached such pro ...:... i.. t'erlln that a crusado against it Is receiving the support of some news- luivc-otf of SIS per cent on hotel bills up to $S and 20 per cent on bills above that amount measures the highway robbery against which the rebellion Is directed. Last summer one London hotel boldly challenged the graft of ages by pay ing help full wages and forbidding tips. How the experiment fared after the open ing acclaims of the multitude Is not known, but the attack on the system affords en couragement for the bled Berllnese. WHITTLED TO A POINT. He Rings Is heartily opposed to the tip ping habit. Never will give tips for any thing. She Yea. I've noticed h doesn't even tip his hat. BalUmore American. "I started in life without a dollar," boasted the financier. "And how did you work It?" we asked. "Well, 1 h?d some wealthy relatives." Cleveland Leader. "Move Inside, gents," cried the conduc tor on the crowded trolley; "ye're breakin' the rules standln' on the platform here." "Some o' them ain't," piped up a little man; "they're standln' on my feet." Cath olic Standard and Times. "Father," said Little Hollo, "what Is a happy medium?" "1 suppose, my son, that It is one who can enrn several hundred dollars a day by making tables and c hit Irs move around the room." Washington Star. "A hotelkeeper has an oevupatlon which naturally inclines him to amiability," "How so?" "KecausB to all Inquirers about rooms, no matter how put, he likes to give a suite answer." Chbago Post. The Court Ephralm. this Is the fourth or fifth time you have been up before me for petit larceny. You are an old of fender. I'ncle Ephr'nT Yes, sun; it's about as tough a Job to refawm me as It Ih da St.audahd Oil comp'ny. Chicago Tribune. Bacon And did you feel at home travel ing In Russia? Egbert Oh, quite at borne. When the The. Best When we say that we have the Ix-st $20.00 Overcoat to be had in the city, it's your turn to ask us to prove it. All we want is the chance to do so. In the first place, what we know of our Overcoats, we know at first-hand for we actually make them in own workshops.. Our designs are founded on the best Americ; English models. We are among the very largest buyers of piece Our workmen are trained and tried. The man who pays $20.00 gets his money's worth here in quite as full measure as the man who pays $40.00. ' Let us demonstrate these facts to YOU. 'Bi'QwninaKing s cq B o KCL0THINQ' furnishings and hats, U F1FTEENTH AN0 DOUGLAS STREETS, OMAHA. Ii. Q. WILCOX, ManagtA iuLVSiS .FONOLA brakeman called out the stations I couldn' understand them any better than I caJ over here. Yonkers Statesman. A PATH IN THE WOODS. 'Madison Caweln in the Atlantic. Its friendship and Its oarelessness Did lead tne many a mile: Through goat's rue, with its dim caress. And pink and pearl-white smile; Through crowfoot, with Its golden lure, And promise of far things, And uorrel with Its glance demur. And wide-eyed wonderlngs. It led me w-Jth Its Innocence, Ab e-hlldhood leads the wise, With elbows here of tattered fence, And blue of wlldflower eyes; With whispers low of leafy speech, And brook-Bweet utterance; With birdlike words of oak and beech. And whistlings clear as Pan's. It led me with Us childlike charm. As candor leads desire. Now with a clasp of blnssomy arm, A butterfly kiss of fire. ' Now with a toss of tousled gold, A barefoot sound of green; j A breath of musk, of mossy mold, v With vague allurements keen. It led me with remembered things. Into an oldtlme vale. Peopled with fairy glimmerings And flower-like fancies pale: Where fungus forms stood, gold and K Each in a mushroom grown. And. roofed with red, glimpsed far av A little toadstool town. It led me on and on and on, Rcyond the Far Away, Into a world long dead and gone. The world of Yesterday; 'S A fairy world of memory, Faint with jts hills and streams, Wherein the child I used to be Still wanders with its dreams. Hot b'nny Tililk Trust Thi Original and Genuine HALTED r.1ILE Tht Food-drink (or All Agas. More healthful than Tea or Coffee. Agrees with the weakest digestion. Delicious, invigorating and -nutritious. Rich milk, malted grain, powder form. A quick lunch prepared in a minute. Take nosubstitnte. Ask for HORLICK'S. Others are .imitations. ICR'S $20 Overcoat i