14 THE KEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, PKCMfltKU 4, 1009. 'Hie umaiia Daily Bee. rotNtEIt BY EDWARD ROSEWATEK. VICTOK HOSE WATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omha postofflce aa iwond clan matter. TERMS OF BUnaCRIPTION. Dally Bee (without Sunday), one year. .11 00 Dally iw anil Sunday, one yenr 00 I ELI VF.KKj BY CARRIER. Dally Hee (Imiudlng Sunday), per wek..li"c I'ally Bee (without Sunday), per week. .10 Evening Bee (without Mui'day), per week Sc Evening Fiee (with Sunday), per week...l surdny Bee. one year J SO Saturday Bee, one year 1M Address all complaints of Irregularities In deilvery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha-The Bie Hulldlng. Kouth Omaha Twentv-fourth and N. Council Bluffs ir Hcotl Street, Lincoln MS Utile Building. Chicago 154 Marquette Building. New York-Rooms U01-1WI No. M West TMrty-thlrd (Street. Washington 726 Fourteenth Ktrtet. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to newa and edi torial mutter should be addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by diaft. express or postal order payable to The Uea Publishing Company. Only J-cent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. Persona checka, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Btate of Nebraska, Douglas County. ss. : Ueoige B. Txnchuck, treasurer of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn, aay that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and .Sunday Bee printed during the, month of November, VMS. was an follows: 1 43,070 1 41,30 t , ... 43.0C0 17 42,160 I......... 48,700 IS.., 41,000 4....,.,.. 42,160 19. 41,390 6 43,430 20 41,950 . M.lfO 21 40,340 T 40,040 2a.,.,,.... 41,660 ,' i 41,930 23 ' 41,790 42,160 24 41,780 10 41,820 25 41,700 11 41,780 28 43,340 12 42,660 27 41410 It 41,760 28..,,,.,.. 40,400 14 40,100 2S 41,650 IS.... 41,800 30 41,930 Totot.' ' 1,353,850 Returned Copies 9,843 Net Total M43.005 Dally Average, 41,766 GEO. 11. TZSCHUCIC. Treasurer. Ruhscribed In my presence and sworn to before ma this 1st day of December, 1SWB. (Beal) M. P. WALKER, Notary Public nbeerlbera leaving tha elty tem porarily should hnve The Bee mailed to them. Address will be changed aa often aa requested. ' The more that situation at Nicara gua is strained the clearer it becomes. Justice, when equal scales she holds, need not be blind to the false weights of the sugar ring- Implement dealers putting up the price of the plow seek a share of the farmer's prosperity. , Another college president has deter mined to regulate the doings of Cupid. His finish is in plain sight. It is apparently the painful but necessary duty of Uncle Sara to show Zelaya that his ruse is no use. Having been sent back . to prison, Albert Patrick must be convinced that he is not as dead as be pleaded. The best seller In literature nejtt week will be from the pen of that pop ular author, William Howard Tart. Stealing the hinges from the New Orleans tombs Is about on a par with the theft of pennies from a dead man's If the weather man hopes to get on the good list with dear old Santa Claus he had better get hold of another spout pretty soon. In saving from fire ' a Wisconsin town's chief features, buttermilk has again demonstrated its value for the complexion. " . Will advocates of a sane Fourth con sider that their cause 'has been ad vanced by the selection of that date for the championship fight? Disappearance of sugar ring wit nesses and documentary evidence Is likely to prove a trial to those planning the trial of the malefactors. Governor Shallenberger Is making one .record, at least. He Is spending more of the state's money for railroad fare than any other governor. In bis latest poem, which he has been frank enough to label a "Night mare," the English poet Noyes seems to have written up to his name. When we. all own airships nobody will car.e how long the cloudy days con tinue, for In his aeroplane the citizen can take his family up to the healthful sunshine tone above the smoke and choke. The patriotic members of an order that commemorates the birth of this nation who couldn't slug the national anthem without words or music ought to slip quietly off somewhere and prac tice up. If tbe late senator from Sarpy would only be as voluble la explanation as he is in attack the public might get the inside of the row among the members of the State Board of Control. There is still plenty of time. Corporations are not crowding the county treasurer's office in their eager ness to pay tbe new tax. It is much easier to wait for the court's decision than It Is to get the money back after tbe county bas once gotten hold of It. The .StateNormal board may find ome difficulty in carrying out tbe pro visions of the act of tbe legislature pro viding for the purchase of the Wayne Normal school. If it succeeds in buy log the school for loss than tbe amount appropriated it will establish a prsce leut for NebraAr Trade Agreement!. The advantage of trade agreements is strikingly manifested in the wage disputes now engaging the attention of the railroads. A crisis Impends on the eastern lines, and it Is barely possible that ultimately a strike may result, but In the meantime the compact between the companies and the Brotherhood of Railway Trainmen serves as a stay of hostilities, and the publlo Is spared precipitate action which would de moralize traffic. In the case of the northern switchmen no such agree ment obtained and a conflict was en gendered which has dealt a staggering blow t9 commerce at the height of the busiest of seasons. Before the day of trade agreements strikes were common, In many cases unreasonable, in all coses costly. The human problem has seldom arisen, however, that contrary sides could not talk over, and when a deadlock results arbitration Is usually possible. Based on a policy of mutual adjustment, the trade agreement has come to be the modern way of rationally avoiding the inconvenience and loss attending all Industrial warfare, and It would seem to be a part of wise administration of large Interests to Join In the policy of obviating difficulties from which busi ness concerns and the public suffer. Shining examples of the benefits de rived from trade agreements are af forded by the newspaper printing and publishing world, where strikes have been mede practically Impossible through the general adoption of the arbitration policy. What has been ac eompllshed so notably among the newspapers could Just as readily be maintained In all public service cor porations. The Policyholder's: Safeguard. Whether or not the advent of Mr. Morgan and his associates in the af fairs of the Equitable Life Assurance spciety presages the complete mutual lzatlon of that concern, in one thing the policyholders are secure, and that is In the safeguarding of their inter ests. The time has gone by when any syndicate of moneyed men could juggle the vast assets of such an Institution for their selfish purposes and at the expense of the common people. The exhaustlessoverhaullng accomplished as a result of tbe insurance scandals of a few years ago instituted such com plete reforms that every policyholder may now view with equanimity any change of management, knowing that not only tne state, dui aiso tneir own representatives are closely supervising every adjustment. This is entirely as it should be, for nothing more vitally concerns the citi zen than the investment "of his pre miums in life insurance. , The poor man's policy is his chief asset against want, for bis widow and children, and under existing conditions no serious trespass can be accom plished against the interests of those who pay the premiums. In tbe particular case of the Equitable, very step is subject to the control of the voting trust of1 the policyholders, who would be instant to detect any possible menace to their rights in the attempt of new millions to Invest in the dominant stock holdings. Should there be any lack of confidence on the part of anyone, he would have only to apply to the policyholders trust, which. has yet to pass upon the reported transfer of stock. Warships on the Lakes. More perturbation than seems to be warranted bas been shown by the Can adians in their House of Commons at Ottawa over the matter of warships on the great lakes. In a mild way the scare stirred up may be likened to that reported from London over the activity of the Germans, with the exception that the prospect of this country's con templating any hostile attitude toward Canada is more absurd than In the case of Germany. Under the terms of tbe Rush-Dagot treaty of 1817, both the United States and Canada agreed that the number of war vessels on the great lakes hould be restricted to four apiece, not exceed ing 100 tons burden each, and armed with only eighteen-pound cannon. It has Just been pointed out in the Com mons that this treaty' virtually bas been broken, and the Canadians are re ported as startled with the discovery that we now have on the waters of our international boundary ten war vessels, with a total force of over 600 men and officers, having an aggregate armament of over seventy guns and a tonnage of 8.000. The comment of George E. Foster, ex-minister of finance, that in case of difficulties the United States was thereby In a position to control lake shipping and population without mercy, inasmuch as Canada bas no armed vessel, drew forth tbe further disclosure that the Individual states bordering on the lakes had nearly 2,000 trained naval reservists who were available at an hour's notice. Inasmuch as all these forces are merely a part of the national scheme for developing naval reserves at con venient Inland points instead of Bend ing the youths to the coast, it would seem that our northern neighbor is unduly agitated. Tbe United States is Just as earnestly desirous of avoiding the possibility of clash on the lakes as Is Canada, and bas bad no lntenilon of engaging in any race for armaments along tbe border. Every step taken in the development of our training sta tions on the lakes has been with the full accord of tbe Canadian govern ment, which is fully aware that if this country desired to take any advantage of its superior resources and establish a war fleet on those waters It would have only to nctlfy Cauatta of its in tention and terminate tbe treaty, which n be done on six months' notice, ac rding to the terms of the conven or It is to Canada's advantace that e agreement be maintained, and in continuing it the United States is dem onstrating that it Is the best of neigh bors. Heading; Off a Scandal. The prompt and vigorous action taken by Auditor Barton In dealing with delinquencies on the part of cer tain insurance agents is sure to head off a scandal in Nebraska Insurance circles. In days gone by the state In surance department of Nebraska and the practices thereunder were notori ously of the sort that gave little reason for respect on the part of those who came in contact with the department. During the last few years an effort has been made to re-establish the Ne braska Insurance department and create anew for it a standing in the business world which It had all but for feited. Auditor Barton has fallen heir to the fruits of the crop sown by his predecessors, both in the way of reform and demoralization, and his efforts to achieve real reform in his office will be seconded by all. Inland Nary Yards. The grounding of the auxiliary cruiser Prairie in the muddy shallows of the Delaware shortly after it set sail for Nicaragua, under command of a rear admiral with marines and arms to make Nicaragua behave, will be seized upon by advocates of a deeper channel for tbe Delaware, and doubt less the Incident will serve its purpose in emphasizing the importance of maintaining a more reliable waterway between the Philadelphia navy yard and the sea. But the further question arises whether it is wise to bottle up pur ves sels so far inland. The need for war ships at any point is usually a per emptory one, and even a single day's delay might seriously, hamper our forces in any plan of campaign. The government has spent millions on the station at League Island, and cannot be expected to abandon so costly an in vestment, but there is bound to be re vival of the criticism against inland navy yards when the coast affords so many adequate harbors from which ex peditious sailings can be made. Prof. Parker of Columbia university makes a convincing statement repudi ating Dr. Cook's claim to having climbed to the top of Mt. McKinley. As Prof. Parker was Cook's original companion in that exploit, he may be considered entirely competent to be a judge, and his conclusion tjiat there is no longer any doubt about tbe falsity of the doctor's statement will be re ceived with regret by those who have been Cook's supporters. . It now transpires that the imported mummy thought to be that of Rameses Is really that of Rha, his cook. Well, a mummy by any name would be as dead, after tbe lapse of three thousand years, and besides, when he was alive Rha held high cards at the king's table. As between kings and cooks. the sign. of the frying-pan has ever been more powerful than the scepter among civilized men. Every Rameses must have bis Rha. If etovaine, the new anaesthetic, ac complishes all that Is claimed for it, painless vivisection is at last in sight, and the surgeon, like the photographer, will expect his patient to "look pleas ant, please." I myosins; Flgarea. fit. Paul Pioneer Press. Secretary James Wilson says the farmer of 1909 Is blest beyond all his predecessors. Made the soil produce $8, 760,000, 000. Those figures make the "masters of finance" look like "30 cents." Looking; Oat for Their Own, Cleveland Leader. It will be noted that the Indicted under lings of the sugar trust who have been brought to trial have no lack of expensive lawyers to defend them. How Would the Dls-Dlar Dot Chicago Tribune. We take the liberty of suggesting that seme hitherto unclassified animal In Africa bl named In honor of the distinguished American hunter and traveler now sojourn ing in that country. The Teat Will Tell. Pittsburg Dispatch. Certainly Uncle 6am should be able to make justice as certain and severe In the cafe of the sugar trust officials as In the case of a mall carrier who has gone wrong or a producer of Illicit whisky. Perils of the Near Vatnre, Indianapolis News. Now that airship factories are under way there will have to be some way devised of pioteotlog the earth-clinging public from p.-saengers who ate careliss with wrapping paper, bottles and empty sardine boxes. Pledarea Kept la Mack. Boston Herald. Bryan wants this country to give a pledge to all nations not to enter war "till dlplo. maoy has beoome exhausted." That should be aa easy aa the present promise which holds the nations to The Hague agreement. Due regard for "national honor" Is always reserved. Belief Well froaaaed. . Philadelphia Record. It U just thirty years since the state of New Tork tried to get the upper hand of the Standard Oil company. It I tea years since the state of Ohio made a similar ef fort Naturally the Standard Oil magnates, who never had to pay the fine Judge Land is Imposed on them, do not believe yet that they have been beaten. Sligalf lenat Chaasio eS Tasi. Boston Herald. It la to be noted that the lawyers who have framed the appeal of Mr. Oompers to the supreme court do not main bain the right of the defendants to unite In aa active boyoott. or a conspiracy, which Is prohibited under the law. The substance of the appeal appears to be that the acts with which the defendants were charged were sot a conspiracy, but were the acts of Individuals. The appeals of Meaera. Gompera and Mitchell at Toronto may have tiMn sufficient to Impress the audi ence to whom they were addressed, but they will not b reputed before the su preme court. The tnwyers mill now at tempt to prove that the defendants wore within the la. Saint the Heal Money Power. St.1 Louis Olobe-Iemocrat. Congratulations to the man with the hoc. Ry official figures the corn crop of !! In the United States grew In 130 days and is worth ri,7,Ono.OOO. Room for Improvement. Half I more American. An American delegate to a foreign con greas on testing building material declares that American cities are behind European ones In flre-f Ighttng. There may be some truth In this accusation, though we flatter ourselves with having the best of every thing. We have the most up-to-date equip ment and the personnel of the flre-flghtlng forces Is of a high standard. WILSOM 0! MKtT PRICES. Reflections' oa the Profits of Whole, tilers and Itetallera. Pittsburg Dispatch. The part of Secretary Wilson's annual report of widest genertfl Interest, especlaiy to the city dweller. Is that dealing with meat prices. Many have helievp,1 th ih. Increasing cost of beef was In part duo to meat forming an increasing proportion of the national dint. Yet Mr. Wilson says that where seventy years ago meat formed one-half the national dietary it Is now less than a third and steadily declining. He orfei-s two reasons for higher prices, the encroachment upon the ran gee. by settlers and higher corn prices, with both of which the public is familiar. But his chief suggestion is that retail competition Is mainly responsible. Investigations made in fifty cities by agents of the Department of Agriculture revealed, the report says, that retail prices were 38 per cent greater than the wholesale, and the lower the grade the greater the percentage of profit. The re tail business, the secretary says, Is over done; the multiplication of small shops is a burden to consumers and no source of rlchee to the shopkeeper. When twenty or more small shops divide the trade within an area that could be served by one large shop the expenses of many smaJI mrii.i for labor, horses, rent, etc., aro In excess or what would be sufficient for the one large shop, and prices have to be mined to meet the Increase. Considering the statement of one pf the large packing houses filed In New Vorlr the other day as basis In a bond issue, mat tne net profits for last year were So per cent, and addlne- that tn h. s M, cent boost given by the retailers it seems unnecessary to look much further for ex planation of the climbing prices. If the packers and retailers were content with moderate profits comparable with those In other Industries and enterprises the dif ference would bring meat prices very much nearer ' what they used to be. AT THE IHAULK OK THK RACK. Modern Irrigation System In the Gar den of Eden. Boston Transcript. To restore the Garden of Eden sounds like a bold enterprise, yet a plan sug geated by Sir William Willcocks, the Eng lish engineer who built the Ansuan dam, makes the project Bound entirely feasible. It ! Meopotamla, "the land between the rivers" Tigris and Euphrates, with which ha Is dealing, and he purposes to turn the surplus water of the Euphrates Into the River Pishon and to carry down the delta a great canal, which would not only bring back the productiveness of several million acres of land, but would guard the region from the overflow of the Tigris. Had Noah been a hydraulic engineer, Sir William adds, he might have saved his country as well aa his family by construct-i lng the Pishon river reservoir. But that would have Involved hlstorio losses as well as gains. It marks a definite step in the world s progress that the work of recon struction should now be undertaken by the Turkish government, which thereby demonstrates Its real reform to broader view and more Intelligent ambitions. To build this canal, which will double the cultivable area along the Euphrates, will take three years and cost $2,000,000 or lees. Supplementing it, Sir William pro poses a railroad from Bagdad to Damascus, costing 11,000,000, which would open the way to the Mediterranean, the natural commercial outlet of Mesopotamia. Such a road seems to be demanded because the Irrigation scheme will Impair the naviga bility of the river. And, even before the Increased wheat harvests are ready for transport there will be freight to carry and parsangerg to convey Mohammedan pil grims visiting holy places, and tourists who will feel, probably, more Interest in the "Arabian Nights" country than la the "cradle of the race." There may be some question that the railroad is Indispensable, though Asiatic enterprises of this kind have generally met with astonishing success and bavs been profitable to the projectors as well as valuable to the territory through which they pass. Of tbe economic Importance of the canal there can scarcely be a doubt. The transformation wrought In the valley of the Nile can probably be duplicated along the Euphrates. Great cities may never again arise in that region where the archaeologists have long been busy among the ruins of historic capitals, but the land may once more become a garden not Eden, perhaps, but far removed from the desert that later generations have known as the shame of Its rulers. PERSONAL NOTES. There Is nothing like making the punish ment fit the crime. A Newark, N. J., Judge has just sentenced three youthful and grimy misdemeanants to have their faces washed three times a day for a month. Frederlco Carass, the young Spanish tenor who hopes to rival Csi-uho as closely In fame as he does tn name, was decorated by the French government this week and appointed to an official post In the De partment of Publlo Education. Prime Minister Zahle of Denmark, who violated all court traditions by going to a royal reception wearing a black slouch hat, and his wife, who retains her place as a stenographer In the Danish Parliament, are subjects of many jokes In European papers. Wilson Foster, Klondike prospector, has presented the Dominion museum, in Ot tawa, Out.,-with lOOuO specimens of miner als sucured in the Klondike region, gold, tunas, opals, etc. Many of the specimens were taken from the gizsards of ptarmi gans and grouse found in the rich mineral bearing districts of the Yukon. Dr. Gaston Francois Petitjean, who Is said to have been 104 years old and entitled to the rank of French marquis, died In the Kings County hospital, Brooklyn, of chorlc nephritis. , To the hospital physicians he said his proudest boast was that he had given up a title and large estates In France to beoome an American cltlxen. One of Lord Rosebery's singular yet per tinent suggestions In his latest speech was that the conservatives of the House of Lords should delegate to LjO peers the right to vote on the budget without Instructions one way or the other. This w as Lord Rose bery's delicate way of saying that the re maining too or 400 conservative peers are mentally unfit to pass upon the question. In Other Lands The Constitutional Btraggie la Oreat Britain, the Opposing roreee and Two of the Hotab'.s Leaders The greit ontltutlonal struggle In Ureet Rrltaln, which has been brewing for the last six months opens vigorously, with the opposing political legions equipped for battle. Dispatches from the seat of war have kept the Interested reader Informed from day to- day of the events leading up to the crisis, the debate In the House of Lords on the budget, and the futile attempt of the minority of Liberal peers, few In numbers but magnificent in ability aid courage, to change the plan of the majority. The course of the Tory road roller was fixed In advance, and the crush ing machine moved with ruthless precision over the seventy-five Liberal peers, driven by the united pressure of 3L0 eager lords. The prorogation of parliament to Jan uary 17 followed, and for five weeks the flerceet electoral contest experienced In the kingdom In two centuries will be waged. Both sides profess confidence in the result. . Both profess to welcome an appeal to the country on the clearly de fined issue of the right of the peers to veto finance bills. For years past the radical section of the Liberal party sought in vain for an opportunity to test public sentiment squarely on the question of ending or men ling the lords, but the party leaders cither hesitated or the lords dex terously ducked. Likewise, the lords have lost no opportunity since the Liberals came Into power to mutilate or reject party legislation, claiming that the Liberals had no mandate for the legislation In question. Some features of the rejected legislation were embodied in the rejected budget, with the evident purpose of foro ing the long sought issue. For the Liberal, progressive forces of the country, the Is sue involves a struggle for life. The ex perience of the Liberal majority in the House of Commons demonstrated that pro gressive legislation la impossible while the Conservative-Unionists control four-fifths of the upper house. It la notorious that so-called radical legislation proposed dur-1 lng the preceding Conservative ministries did not meet serious objection from the peers. Party measures wero promptly passed. But it is different with measures of Liberal party origin. These may be disposed of as lordly fancy lictaus un-1 less the authors can show a mandate from the country. mam If the contest can be held down to the main Issue, that of limiting the veto power of the lords, there is little doubt of Liberal success. But there are many cross-currents to be considered and great interests af fected by the budget, the influence of which, in the result, cannot be measured at this distance. In the first place the powerful landowning forces are arrayed with the lords. Back of these influential forces is the multitude of direct tax payers, naturally opposed to Increased taxes. Equally powerful in a political con test Is the liquor Interests, from the brew ers and distillers down to the retail deal ers, all directly hit by the budget taxes. These political forces, no doubt, cut Into the Liberal party supporters. Moreover they possess unlimited supplies of the sinews of political war, which are as necessary and influential in shaping re sults in Great Britain as in other countries where the ballot box speaks. The money which wealth and privilege refuses to pay into the national treasury as taxes win be poured out lavishly In the campaign. Already the conservatives have opened their strong Ijoxcs. A request for 126,000 to pay the expenses of conservative working men candidates in districts In Ireland and England brought pledges for the sum re quired and a guarantee of the expenses of each elected candidate while serving In Parliament. In speculating on the out come of the struggle, therefore. It will be well to give due weight to the potential elements against which, progressive Liberal force must contend to overthrow or loosen the grip of hereditary privileged and en trenched wealth. The aristocracy of Great Britain has Its foundation on land ownership, its main stay is revenue from land. One hundred thousand persons own all the land In the kingdom. Threefourths of It Is owned by members of the House of Lords. Fifteen million acres, yielding an annual rent roll of $)0,000,000, represents the holdings of the lay members. Of this area twenty-seven dukes own over 4,000,000 acres. Practically all of London Is owned by 24,000 persons, of which 187 own sixty square miles or more than half of til city. Seven peers draw a revenue of $70,000,000 per annum from London holdings. Similar land mon opoly exists in all cities of the kingdom. It was city property the budget sought to reach by means of the unearned Increment and leasehold taxes, none of which applied to agricultural land. The objections of the peers to the budget was not so much against socialistic tendecles as against the plan of saddling the burdens of the deficit on land and liquor. Their alternative is the Chainberlan plan of tariff reform, which means a tax on Imports. In other words the classes are eager for increased national expenses, piovided the burden is shifted to the shoulders of the masses. mm A Welshman and an Irishman may rightfully 1 claim whatever honors are due for bringing about the -crisis. The former fabhlontd the budget taxing scheme, and the latter swung the hammer which put the budget to bleep In the House of Lords. David Lloyd George, chancellor of the ex chequer and author of the budget, and Lord Lansdowne, author of the rejecting motion, are oppusltes in sentiment, en vironment and tendencies. W. T. Stead de scribes the Welsh radical as a man "dark of hair and keen of eye, full of fire and impulse." He has been a fighter almost since birth, poverty being the first to test his boyish strength. His father was a Baptist minister, his uncle a shoemaker, The latter's shop In Llanyutumdroy was, the clearing house of village thought and world affairs. Young David, as a boy, showed aston ishing appiication, and, aided by an uncle, he gained a thorough practical legal edu cation before he wus of age. When the opportunity came to defend certain politi cal rioters who were "demonstrating' against what they considered oppression and injustice at the time of the "peace ful resistance" agulnst sectarian taxation, Lloyd-George leaped Into coiispicuousneua and was returned to the House of Com mons, his oppunent was the Tory squire of his own village. He fought Mr. Cnam betialn on the Boer war Issues, and was so uutspeken in his opposition to the war that he was not only vlllifled, but was twice attacked on the street and once was seriously Injured by an Infuriated "Im ptralist." Ills, place as a jarl aruontary leader was won In the long oontest over the education act. Lord Lansdowne Inherited his titles and earned distinction by demonstrated ability In various responsible positions. The family halls from County Kerry, Ireland, where one, Thomas Fttxmaurlce happened to be conveniently at hand two centuries ago, when the complicated land of Ireland was distributed among the loyal servitors of the Invaders, and became first lord of Kerry. The present member Is the twenty- XIXtJLLh.Vt' the most nutritious food and the most dainty and delicious 1h ? mi BnlaiKff 'Pmrder Absolutely rum No fretting over the biscuit making. Royal is first A aid to cook's sixth lord of Kerry and the fifth marquis of Lansdowne, and was christened Henry Charles Keith Petty Fttzmaurlce. The first marquis of Lansdowne, better known as the earl of Sheiburne, was prime minis ter before Pitt, and under Pitt was secre tary of state. It was on account of his conciliatory policy toward America during the revolution that he was dismissed from office by King George, and he consented to take office again only on condition that the king would recognise the Independence of the United states. The fifth marquis entered the House of Lords when a young man of 21. When he was under thirty, Mr. Gladstone made him under secretary for war. On the vote for Mr. Gladstone's home rule bill he broke with the Liberals and passed over to the Conservatives. DIs rall made him governor-general of Canada, Lord Salisbury sent him to India as vice roy. Then he became secretary for war and secretary for foreign affairs, and brought the African war to a successful Issue. RICHARD W. (ilLDKR'S WORK An Appreciation ( Ilia Mf by Associates on (ha "Center. " This appreciation of the late editor of the Century Magazine, Richard Watson Glider, wll appear in the January number of the magazine: "The unexpected death of Richard Wat son Gilder is more than a personal bereave ment to the thousands la every part of the land, and In other lands, to whom he was known affectionately, either in person, or even better by the revealing personality of his poetry and other writings. "To his associates of this magazine, who, from the daily contact of many years, knew his rare spirit, his uncompromising scrupulousness, his high standards of per sonal Influence, his large horizons of. sym pathy, his Instinct and habit of usefulness. It must always seem that the noble quali ties of the real man can never be made known to the world as they are known to us. "To the readers of the Century, In which for the nearly forty years of Its exist ence he has been a formative and deter minative force and for the last twenty eight its responsible and devoted edltor-ln-chief. his death must be like the loss of a friendly voice from the fireside a voice of hope and of warning, of optimistic faith, and of brave encouragement toward worthy ends. "Circumstances compel us to defer to an other opportunity anything like an ade quate consideration of the claims for re membrance which his artistic and public activities demand. But to those who never met him we may speak of one or two char actertlstlcs that made him a pltlzen of great and lasting Influence for good, and one of the most beloved men and poets. "The keynote of his character was loy alty. This trait pervaded every relation of bis life like a sustaining and Inspiring atmosphere. To his family and his friends, to his editorial and other business associ ates, to his social and civic obligations, and, not least of all. to his art which re mains his moat Individual record he was loyalty itself. Nor was this a weak or blind Impulse of goodness rather It was a discriminating faculty of giving gener ously what was due to each, based on his delicate sense of proportion and appropri ateness. The call of duty was to him Im perative, and no hian since James Russell Lowell at whose death he seemed to re ceive a consecration of civic ardor has more faithfully held up the highest ideals of American citizenship. "Another note which runs through his life, his editorial writings, and his poetry a note that deepened with the advance of years Is that of personal responsibility. He felt that Institutions were In the last analysis merely men, and that ours could be preserved only by the virtue and altru ism of the Individual citizen. The scorn he felt for those who were wilfully recre ant to their political duties waa like that of a soldier for a deserter. His humility and self-effacement gave sincerity to his appeals to the best In every one. " PAKAMOIST BLACK K YE. Alabama Decorates the Optics of Bry an's Latent. New York Post. The defeat of the proposed prohibition amendment In Alabama, know aB the Comer amendment, is Important as the first serious setback sustained by the anil saloon wave which has swept over the south In the last few years. The majority against It is decisive, being reported as more than 20,000 In a total vote of about 100,000. The political future of Governor Comer, and the political future of Judge Weakley, whom he had fixed up aa his sucoessor, were staked on the Issue, and the contest was Intense. The result Is one more Illustration of the fact that sudden changes In fundamental matters are seldom so complete as they seem on the surface, and that It Is wise to allow time for the setting In of a reaction before concluding that the change Is permanent. A special Interest attaches to the outcome, in connec tion with the reported Intention, of Mr. Bryan to declare for prohibition as a "parsmo'jnt" issue. First rale paramount are rare birds, and the Ntbraska gentle man will have to wait a long time before he can catch another aa lively as the sil ver paramount was under the peculiar con ditions of 1K& V,:-- w 3 -Sv many a success SAID IN FUN. "Our new girl objects to being rcferrei to as 'the help,' " said Mrs. Crosslots. "Let us respect her philological scruple, " replied her husband. "Hereafter we will call bir 'the hindrance.' " Washington Star. "She Insists that her paternal ancestor came over on the Mayflower." "Hut I thought they proved to her thav there was no wuith name on the ilayflowei register?" They did. And now she says he was a stowaway." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "My son Is too literal," "What's the matter?" "I told him he must take up some calling, and he went out and got a Job at a theater as a carriage megaphone announcer." Baltimore American. "A chap told me this morning that I looked the Image of you." "Where is the idiot? I'll pound the life oat of him." "Too late, I killed him." New York Times. Upgardson It goes without saying Atom Then suppose we let it go that way. Lovely afternoon, Isn't It? Chicago Tribune. "Why, Aunt Rachel, how did you get your gown torn and your hat knocked all out of shape?" "Been buying my Christmas presents early, child. Drat the newspapers!" Chi cago Tribune. "You should insist," aald the doctor, "on your boy's accustoming himself to cold baths." "I don't have to Insist," answered the worried father. "He'll be out skating be fore the Ice la an eighth of an inch thick." Chicago Record-Herald. "How many miles an hour .docs your motor car make?" "Jt depends on circumstances." answered Mr. Chuggins. "Naturally, we're much slower going from the house to the repair shop than we are going-from the repair shop to the house." Washington Star. "It is hard to tell who stands best chance with that girl." "Then she is Impartial with her smiles?" "Yes; and her father Is equally Impartial with his stock market tips." Washington Herald. BACHELOR S0KO. Kansas City Journal. Oh, tender lovely woman Is, A thing of down and satin; Some spot of deathless roses she Should make her habitat in. How carefully she wraps her up When winter swirls and rankles; A nealskin sack upon her back And gause upon her ankles. Oh, gracious lovely woman is. In Uilead the balm, she; The ministering angel here, Man's stay In storm and calm, shsw She smooths our brow, she buoys ustijl' Through fate's outrageous twisters And with fair lips she soundly rips Her luckless errant sisters! Oh. fragile lovely Woman Is; Behold the "weaker vessel," Unfitted by her feeble frame. With stress and ruth to wrestle. Not hers to walk, not hers to work, With ease her path we hem, sir So that she may but shop all day And "bridge" till 4 a. m., slrl Oh, darling lovely woman Is, The vine about the oak, she; Our ever-present Joy and light. Our ever-present Joke, she. Without her life would be but gray And we but dull, sad foxes: 'TIb she supplies us paradise And sundry paradoxes! XMAS MUSIC GIFTS FOR MUSICAL ONES A. Hosne Co. Presents ComnrA j - V. I A T , 1 t iieiuEive Array 01 ruouca- l tions for Gift Pur- poses. i i "Ta;t" Is everything In thm m.ki.. Christmas gifts. Senk .ut the tasto of the recipient and give something i . - M L - eordance. 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