TIIE BEE: OMAHA, NOVEMBER 1D09. Tiie Omaha Daily Beej WUNDKD BT EPWAUD ROKKWATKR. VICTOR ROSEWXTCR. EDITOR. F.ntered at Omaha potttofftoa aa cood rlaa milW. TCRM8 Or PUltWRIPTIOM. lal)T Peo (without funuay, on yewr.4 I'aUy Bm and Sundar. on year DELIVERED FT CARRIER. Pallr Fee (Including Ponday). per wenk.lKc f'anr Fee (wlfhont Ruiday). per week.lOr Evening Pea (without ri'inday). per week So Erenlng He (with Funday). per k -Wf Sundar IV-e, one riu Katunlar P. one yer Aailrm all emu plaint of Irremlarltle. In delivery to City Otrrulatlnn Department. omcr.i flmtha-Th B Borrffrng. South Omaha Twenty-fourth a:id N. Council Pltiffw fv-tt Ftrt. Unenln lri Mtfle rt'itldlna. Chlragrs lM Marquette Ttoilding. New York-Rof.m 1101-1HB No. Wart Thirty-third. Ftreet Washington T2I Fmrtenth Rtree. N. W. corr iwro n n kkcvl C nmrnunlratlnna relating to wwi and edt torial matter should he addreitscd: Oraaha P-ee. Editorial rVpartment. R KM ITT A .VCER. Tm1t by draft, ripm or portal oi-der ravahla to Tha Boa Publishing Company. Only J-ee-nt stamp received In pannent of mall account Personal check, except on. Omaha or erurtern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT Of OTRt?lTl.AT10N. Stat of Nebraska, Doraglaa County, aa.: Ceorr B. Taerhtsrk. trewmirer of The Re Publishing Company, being dnr sworn, ear that tha actual nnmhrr of frill and eomnjet noptea of The Dwlty. Morning. Evening and Hantlay FW printed during tha month of Otober. 1" was as follows 1 46XAS0 U....44S44 t 41.T90 I.... 43.088 It et.lBO S . . .43.4M S 40,600 14 41X0 ! 4030 4 43,640 It 4Sl,aO it. ...41390 .M.810 !..., 3Jj60 ! 41390 ... .43,430 17 4O.BO0 11 . . . .4aj80 7.... 43.470 I.... 43,450 I 43.910 K 43,310 ;j....400 2 43300 ( 43,860 36....433S0 JO. ...43,070 10 40,300 11. ...43,060 31 40300 11 43,710 Total 1303,040 Returned copure 3,370 Nat total 133370 I'ally avra- 41,731 OBOROK B. TZWHUCK. Treasurer. Mubarrtbad In my presence and aworn to I efor ma thla lat day of November, UKW. taL) M. P. WALKER, Notary public. kMTlkrra 1T1M; tk aitr . rj-llr akaala kmri Tha Baa tallad ta the-aa. AaMra will he eh-4 aa aftaa aa a. Perhtpg the Aitor yacht has entered that suppressed docket. The Department of Agriculture Is assuredly giving that disputed flour the sack. When Mayor "Jim" returns from Kxcelslor Springs ha will find the lid Just where be left It. ' The snap of that budget wishbone will be heard all over the United King dom whichever side It falls. If Ig's excuse is that he was tired when he wrote that abusive brief, won der what he would call himself now? The report that Colonel Astor had anchored at San Juan may have arisen from similarity of the name to Don Juan.. v American millions are transforming those celebrated castles in Spain from the realm of dreams to the world of reality. President Winchell of the Rock Island evidently wishes it distinctly understood that on that rock he stands is. firm as Gibraltar. It Is said that the first automobile only whets the appetite for another. Ptrhaps this rule applies also to the automobile police patrol. While the girls at Vassar are forbid den to practice hypnotism, they may be depended upon to find ways of casting pells, over their admirers. Those ancient enemies who used to . hold Mr. Loob up to ridicule are bound to admit that all the time he had a laugh of his own up his sleeve. Japan appears to be finding religious tolerance and compulsory education a roncrete foundation for the superstruc ture of civilization and progress. Omaha is to be again bombarded evangelically by Rev. B. Fay Mills, but It is to be noted that he is fortifying himself by tackling Lincoln first. Hungry Germany Is not turning her nose quite so high against American pork. Looks as though the market were coming to the little pig that Htayed at home. The woman who was knocked out by an automobile at Akron may find some satisfaction In boasting to her friends that it contained the largest uollectlon of champion sports ever de fied by her sex. The Initial payment under the uew occupation tax imposed upon the pub lic service corporations for use of Omaha's streets becomes due the first of the coming month. We shall then see what we shall see. The, democratic papers seem to as sume that the conferences between Mr. Brysa and four democratic politicians hav already settled the contents of the next state platform to be put out by Nebraska democrats. Let the po pl rule. In the reunion of the "mikes" the ma a who lost the most money is con eeded the place of honor. According to the rules each "mike" expected to skin the other fellow out of several limes of what he lihimelf lowt it's a great gam. Lincoln. Is . still wrestling witu the au-calltd social clubs that dispense booxe without license and without ob-. nervance of any of the reflations pre scribed by law. Lincoln, however, till boaats that it Is the driest dry town on the man Oar Duty in Nicaragua. Two Important offices seem to press for our Immediate attention in Nicar agua, the emphatic impress upon the nations that we are determined to pro tect our citizens abroad, and the safety of our Interests in Central America, whatever the vicissitudes of unstable governments. The time Is ripe for emphasizing that we meant what we said when we announced that no unusual or Inhuman punishment upon any of our citizens in foreign lands would be tolerated, but that they must have fair treatment ac cording to all the accepted rules of civilized nations. The execution of Cannon and Groce, two Americans, seems to have been at the personal di rection of President Zelaya In direct disregard of the advice of his chief as sociates. He has been venomously anti-American in his dictatorial admin istration, and by his unwarrantable savagery toward two of our citizens, even though accused Of being actually in league with the revolutionists, he has put himself In open antagonism to the United States. The American people will be a unit in sustaining President Taft and his administration in the most active and effective measures to put a summary end to such denial of the rights of our cltlzenB. Every American should have absolute security against mistreatment wherever he may be, and Central America must be made to realize that we will not continue on friendly rela tions with a government that perpe trates or la unable to prevent, such outrages. Education and the Soil. One of the popular fallacies that is rapidly losing ground is the idea that anyone with no previous training or experience can be a successful farmer, and one of the chief agencies of en lightment is the government bureau of soils. This useful adjunct of the De partment of Agriculture Is rapidly com pleting Its investigations of the actual values and needs of the earth in var ious parts of the west, and its reports will constitute a valuable compendium for those already engaged in agricul ture or about to embark in it. The government has risen to the need of demonstrating that the day of hap-hazard scratching of the sur face of the earth is passed, and that for most successful results, practical training If not thorough scientific edu cation is needed. It is the aim of the bureau of soils to establish accurately the nutrition values of the earth in varying sections for producing the greatest abundance of suitable crops, and with such a definite basis to help the husbandman proceed with greater certainty toward his goal of achieve-, ment. This sort of official knowledge is sure to enable man to make many blades of grass or grain grow where few or none grew before, for its na tural development will be the intelli gent cultivation of every arable acre of land that can be made to yield a profitable crop. Progress at Panama. ' ; When Uncle Sam is well warmed up to any particular task, he develops a passion for getting it done, and this passion is demonstrated in the annual review of the work at Panama. How thoroughly and energetically the con struction of the canal is being pushed Is revealed in the fact that the army of men at work has become larger than the enlisted strength of the United States Infantry. The records show a most gratifying progress, not only in actual construction, but also in methods of administration, so that the remaining work seems likely to be ex pedited because of the wise adoption of the lessons of previous experience. The element of cost hus advanced as was perhaps to be expected In the case of such a sick infant's progress into the career of a lusty and growing child. Uncle Sam finds himself exactly in the attitude of the loyal father of a young hopeful. The expense of such an infant prodigy is always a matter of experiment 'and the ability of the parent to pay. This particular Infant started out in life as a sort of hot house child and though the incubator stage has been successfully passed, it has cost a tremendous lot of dollars, while the capacity developed by the youngster is still amazing and the limit of his appetite Is largely a matter of guesswork. One of the factors of cost Is the Item that we are paying for the evil reputation that the isthumus had acquired, compelling us to give a large bonus to all labor, even after our con trol has made the canal belt a health zone. The main thing is to get the canal In operation, a consummation to which every energy is being applied. Control of the Wires. in connection with the announce ment of the big merger of telephone and telegraph lines, It is interesting to note that a bill is already in prepara tion at Washington for a form of fed eral regulation of all the channels of wire communication. It Is hoped to accomplish this by congressional stipu lation that the enlargement of the In terstate Commerce commission's scope be made to include telegraph and tele phone SB common carriers. Such application of the principles of regulation as now govern Interstate traffic on the railroads would enable through messages on the wires to be routed exactly as through freight or express Is routed, each line being com pelled to make connection with inde pendent lines, and at rates to be fixed on some uniform basis. This is a large undertaking, and before the Measure Is' presented to the bouse It is bound to unrtrrgo the closest scrutiny and re vision. The many ramlfler.tU ns of the telephone present a complex problem for government supervision of mes sage transmission except under actual government ownership. Droachlng the plan, however, may lead to definite reform. The Intro duction of the bill Is Likely to precipi tate consummation of the merger plan, If not to extend It beyond Its original Intent. Whether that merger will ultimately stand In the face of the Standard Oil decision remains to be seen after the supreme court has uttered Its final ruling, but In the meantime the merger of the wire In terests Is evidently proceeding apace. There Is grave doubt whether the Interstate Commerce commission is not about to be confronted with nn over burdening of its powers, unless the plan to enlarge those powers and con stltute a special court to determine its cases shall be forthwith put Into ef fect. Oes Moines and the Army Tournament Des Moines claims already to have secured an order locating the annual military tournament for the Depart ment of the Missouri again In that city. This Is the tournament for which Omaha had put in application, and which, In the natural order of things. should have come here inasmuch as it was held In St. Joseph last year and in Des Moines this year, and the an nounced policy of the War department has been to hold the tournament each j Mma at a dlffaront rtltana ' If Des Moines has managed to secure the tournament a second time in suc cession it has evidently been brought about by the exercise of extraordinary pressure through Congressman Hull, using to that end all the influence he wields as chairman of the house com mittee on military affairs, which has control of the purse strings so far as the War department Is concerned. It is barely possible that the order lo cating the tournament at Des Moines Is only tentative and may yet be changed when the claims of other cities within the Department of the Missouri are more fully presented. We do not believe Omaha should He down and let Des Moines carry off this prize year after year without vigorous protest, particularly in view of the fact that Omaha yielded to Des Moines for this year with the tacit, if not express, understanding that Des Moines would not be in the way of Omaha's applica tion for the next tournament. The thing to do is to put up a good, brisk fight through our representatives at Washington, who ought to be able to make some headway even against the Des Moines chairman of the house com mittee on military affairs. Blessings on the new twin postal cards! Romanticism has Invaded the stern old Pont.office department at last, and some sentimentalist has evolved a practical scheme for maintaining the verities. Neither has the agitation of the woman's rlghters been without avail, and no longer will the children coming home from school prattle about George, with no Joint mention of Martha. Also, how true to real life, for with Washington's face on the original message and Mrs. Washing ton's on the reply, as ever from those early Eden days ere epistolary commu nication was established, the woman will continue to have the last word. Once more the burning steamship presents its lessons of heroism. Since John Hay's song of Jim Bludso became an American classic, every pulse has leaped to read of similar rescues, and there Is a ready welcome for the nar rative relating the courage of the cap tain, the faithfulness of the crew, and the splendid co-operation of the pas sengers in the general plan of salvation from the ill-fated St. Croix. These realities, so crowded with both spiritual valor and physical prowess, cannot fall to be stimulative to all who appreciate devotion to duty. Where was our puissant congress man from this district when the con gressman representing the Des Moines district nailed down again for next year the military tournament for which Omaha was asking? Was he trying to prove his former assertion that his only sphere of official usefulness lies In distributing gsrrlen seeis? The city of Omaha is still paying 7 per cent Interest on nearly $500,000 overdue hydrant rental which It owes to the water company, more than half of which is in Judgment. Why should the city be paying out 7 per cent Inter est wlilie It draws only 2 per cent on the money it keeps on deposit in the banks? Thought we had some finan ciers on the Water boarl. That inquisitive customs official who disclosed the price mark of the Jap anese gift presented to Mr. Taft at Seattle to be $53.80 Instead of $5,000 bas again demonstrated the unhappy result ot looking a gift horso in the mouth. Behold the name of Castro again looming as a fomertter of trouble on the threshold of an era of good fellow ship. Christmas comes but once a year, but Csstro is perenplal. Now that foot ball has about em braced Its closed season, the surviving American youth exult In the open dates for the deadly coaster. The more dangerous, the more fun! Leather Mrloa In tha Maklaat. Springfield Republiran. Shoe and leather manufacturer from a'l over the country are. to hold a conference at Boston on January 14 over the question: "la there any rood reason why th shoe and leather Industrie th uld not chare In the general prosperity of the cr.untry," In other words, what ran Me do to bring about hlnher pi ices fur our prod if If The Outlawed Chisago Tin standard Oil rumpnny had a KTfut truiit did tint brcome known hy lta varlouH rhaar a of the grow th of the phenomenal nioney-rniklng engine are shown bnlow : Tear. Capital. 1862 Aadraws, Clark a Co S4.0--0 (This company was formed by Saim.el Androws. The raplial was furnished by Jolin 11. Rorkefellor and M. II. Clark.) Your. Capital. 1870 Standard Oil Company ... .tl.ouo.OOO (This company bud ns Its principal stock holders, John r. Rockefeller, Henry M. Flagler. Samuel Andrews. S. V. Harkness and William Rockefeller. ITndrr this or ganization began the practb-e of ob aln'.ig rebates from railroads. lally capacity, l.TeKJ barrels.) Year Capital. 18 'J Standard OU Company of Cleveland (3,600,000 (This company began buying up rival companies, payilig In cash and Standard Oil Btock. It took in twenty-one out of twenty-six Independent refineries In Cleve land, the dally capacity being 10.(100 barrels. The company Invaded Pennsylvania.) Year. Capital. 16V Li Standard OU Company .. ,$3,1juO,ouO (This company purchared the works of Charles I'ratt & Co., invaded Xcw York and began to extend pipe lines to the seaboard.) Year. Capital. 11,82 Standard Oil Trust (70,iki-,0iX) (Under this were Included thlriy-six Vast Interest Controlled by Company. "At tha present time,-' saya Moody's Manual. 1907 edition, a well-known authority on finance, "there Is controlled by the Standard Oil company of New Jersey, or In Its Interest, seventy different corporations engaged in producing, purchasing and piping oil, shipping by railway, refining, manufacturing and selling oil all over the United States." These seventy corporations are, aa the Manual Klves them, ns follows: Corporation. Capital. Acme Oil Co.. New York I MM.utM Amer. L,ubr. Oil Co.. N. Y IUO.OhJ Angio-Amer. oil Co., ltd, Kng.. b.VW.W) Art and Refining Co.. Ohio Atlantlo Kefinim,' Co. Fonn 6.000. eOO Halilmore linked Oil Co., Mil.. fcOOiu horne-ticrynmer Co., New Jersey SMO.twO Huckeye Pipe Line Co., Ohio W.OoU OW Durtalo Nat. Gaa Fuel Co., N Y 'MM'J Hush & Denalow Mfg. Co., N. Y.. 30 0 10 Camden Con. Oil Co.. V. Va aJ0 0K) Chesbro Mfg. Co., New York M,i Colonial Oil Co., New Jersey 2."K),0K) Com'l Nat. Gas Co., Pennsylvania lWOiW Connecting Gas Co., Onto feu.ow Continental OU Co.. Iowa S 0.00 Crescent Pipe Line Co., l'enn.... 2 000 WO Cumberland Pipe Line Co., Ken.. l,VtKi,K) riaetei-n Ohio Oil Cas CO., Ohio.... o.WW Eclipse Lubricating Oil Co.. Penn Kureka Pipe Line Co., W. Va...... B.tKOOO Florence Oil 4c Kenning Co., Col. 60eU0 Franklin pipe Co.. ltd.. Penn M.eO) Galena Sicnal Oil Co.. Penn 10.0iK)O.D Oil City Fuel Sup. Co.. Penn.... a.O-.'O.Oi'O Oswego Manufacturing Ccv., N. Y. bOOK) Pennsylvania Uas Co.. l'enn 2.0i0.0"0 Pennsylvania Oil Co.. Penn 80.(0) People's Natural Gas Co.. Penn.. l.Ooj.'KM Pittsburg Nat. Uas Co., Penn 350.00U, Golden Flood Payments of the dividends on the Standard company's stock are made quarterly. There are no bonds or funded debts of any the company are not reported. Dividends Capitalization. Pet Dlvld -nds 1879... . 3.W 000 . ll.'W OTiO . 70.0IKMMI . 70 0C0.0U) . 70.OH X10 . 7O.0MJ.0eO DO 30 5'i t 10'4 10 10 U'-i 12 12 12.21 12.21 12 12 $ 3 ir,o.ooo l.().0O 3.H..0 000 4.210 ltt 4.2" 0 0.0 7,0 0ilf) 7.000,OiO 7.0OJ OK) S.060 WX) 1-SO... 1SS2... 13... 1SS4... lsso... lSSli 70 OOO.UCO 1!S7 70.100 0 0 lto 70.000 0r0 1W 70.000 000 MOO OfH) 8,40OO"0 8. 547. 000 IS.) 70.0X.0ii0 loi.l . 70.000 000 IS '2 .'. , 70 000.000 lK'i'l 70.000.000 lkiM .70.000.000 S 547 00.) 8.400.0") 8.400,1,00 INGOTS FOB 10. Kearney Time: There Is no excuse for a practicing attorney to become disre spectful to this, the highest court in the tate. :. Lyons Mirror: The supreme nullifler have debarred Jho Ifon. 1. J. Dunn from practice In all'' the court of Nebraska. This ought to make Dunn governor of the state. Pender Times: A good strong fine or a short. JaH sentence ought to have filled the gap between the honorable court's dignity and Mr. .Dunn's reckless use of language in hla. briefs. Broken Bow F.eacon: Mr. Dunn made the' speech nominating W. J. Bryan for president at the Denver convention last, summer. Perhaps Dunn, like many other vain mortuls, couldn't stand sudden growths of prominence, Beatrice Pits: The fact that I. J. Dunn mado the chief nominating speech at Den ver did not warrant him In abusing the supreme court of Nebraska, and the pen alty In the shape of disbarment may be a salutary lesson to him and to others who might be similarly Inclined. Columbus Telegram: All men will agree that the dignity of the court should be preserved, but bus It come to this, that a lawyer must be despoiled of his only means of making a living, simply because he re fers In a brief to the fact that one of the supremo Judges know no more about law than a sheep knows about Sunday? Valley Enterprise: I. J. Dunn, the at torney of Omalm, who also poses us a politician, may now give all his time to politics. Mr. Dunn gol wiser than tire su preme court urid severely criticised one of the Judges with above lesuit. A few more deserving rebukes like this will be a gentle reminder to egotistical attorney to keep their place. Norfolk News: When an attorney as Burnt to criticise a supreme court de cision because It happens to go against him, thus casting reflection upon the high est Judicl.il body of the commonweal h, it Is fit and proper that he should be penal ized, not only because of his offense, but as a striking examplu which may stand for others and aid in maintaining a proper respect for the court. Waterloo Gazette: The offense of Mr. Dunn was, according to the decision, abuse of the court rather than criticism for a I decision adverse to the city of Omaha, the j objectionable matter being embodied In a brief which the assistant attorney had prepared and filed In the case In support of a motion for a rehearing. Mr. Dunn seems to think he has been harshly dealt with by the court, but the court declare not. Alnsworth Star Journal: I. J. Dunn, an attorney of some prominence, whoso head b c-me unmercifully swelled because he was selected to nominate Bryan at Den ver last year, filed a brif in the supreme court wherein he used unbecoming lan guage. 11 was cited to appear and an swer for centempt. In his appearance he showed that hi head was still swelled out of all proportion. As a result ha ha been disbarred Indefinitely. Good. Maybe, now, the swelling will subside a little. Grand Island Independent: The man who nominated W. J. Bryan at Denver and who Is quite an orator and rhetorician, let go of loo much steam In a brief di rected to the supreme court In which, as the court view It, he abused members of the court, not criticised them, and then failed to show any regard for the dignity of the bench by a pioper explanation or apology. The disbarment Is for an lu ll tf nile time and refer to all stat courts. It la believed that brief are going to be a bit more genteel In the future. I onvcruilo or Art lout Washington Post. New that the limelight Is busy with a war cloud. It is to be hoped that those eriaae..d In controversy will bury all dlf fi ren t and rise as one man in Vehement conversation agiiiil Nicaragua Oil Combine Roo. - 1-Hrall modetft bPrlnnltiB In 18fi?, although the now rresent nan-.e until eight ypars latr. The companies In Ohio, Pennsylvania. West Vlrgtna. Maryland. New York and New Jersey. Hi cans, of adverse b glslnilon this company practically dissolved In l, but the men who had been the former trust es still held the majority of stock In all th companies in the trust, so in effe.t there was no vl;al change in the status of tue organization ) Yrsr capital. 1L9L Standard OU Company of If aw Jersey 110,000,000 (This company was formed after the trust had been ilrlven from Ohio, and did not Include constituent companies.) Yrnr. ' Capital. lbi;t Standard OU Company of Kaw Jcraay $100,000,000 (I'nd-r this name and urbanization were Included prarulcnlly all tl.e constituent companies thai had formerly been con trolled through the holding of certificates by the trustees. At the organization Un authorized stui k amounted to Jl"0.uO,0;X. common and H(HiO,(HK) pi eferrcd S per cent non-nccumulative. All the preferred stock has beon exchatiKed for common stock an'i canceled. Par value of the stock Is $1(W. The total stock oulRtaiidiiiK U $:S.3.;S,;)00, all common stock and dividends have been paid on tills amount ) Corporation. Caplial. Piatt Washburn Rfg. Co., N. J. H.OW Prairie Oil and Gas Co., Kansas.. 2,.:i.U,iAkl Hepubllc Oil Co., N. Y ;5 ;U0J Almanaca Gas Co., New York.... UO.OjO Security Oil Co., Texas 3,i0u.uoJ Sflar Itefinlng Co., Oaio Oiioou Miutnern r"ipe Line Co., Penn. .. lOOO'MI South. Pennsylvania Oil Co.. Pa. gfiOO.OHl S. W. Pa. Pipe Lines Co, Penn.. 3. 00 0K) Standard Oil Co. of California Hu.Oo'OM Stamlaid Oil Co. of Indiana l.Wfl.WJ Standard Oil Co. cf Iowa 1.0oj,0K Standard Oil Co. of Kansas 100.' OJ Standard Oil Co. of Kentucky.... l.tNAiOH) Standard Oil Co. of Minnesota... IOj.oui) Standard Oil Co. ot Nebraska l.otv.W) Standard Oil Co, t New York.. 1..0 0.CO) Standard Oil Co. of Ohio a.AoO.o.iO Swan 4i Finch Co., New York l"0 0i0 Taylorstown Natural Gas Co.. Pa. 10 0M Tidewater Pipe Co., ltd., Prnn :".,00 Tidewater Oil Co., New Jersey rj.OHO.Oi) Union Tank Line Co.. N. J.... 3.5V 0) United Nat. Gas Co., Penn l.iOO.OJO United Oil Co., Colorado S I'Ou.'H.K) Vacuum OU Co., New York S.jOjOio Washington Oil Co., Penn POOH) Waters-Pierce Oil Co., Missouri.. 4"u.0!)0 Total 17'J,41.0JO of Dlvldenda. kind against the property. The earnings of since 1S79 have been: Capitalization. Pet. Dividends. 17 ll.auu.O") 31 21.7v,0,'.0) 3.1 2:i lw,o. 30 21 0 0 000 33 3 . t 0i 10 1AM 41 40('.0l0 4S 4N.Mli.lnO 4f 4G 000.000 41 44 0Mm "ti 30.000 fl'W 40 40.0O) OiO 40 10 000 0 ) 40 40.000.0 0 40 40 OX) 0)0 40 40.000,0,0 j 1S95 70.OiO.OiO 1W1 7.0e0,0e0 W7 70.kio.iiOO I 70.000 (VIO 1SW 100.01 0 0i i!oo ioo.o6n.ooti lioi ion ouo.oov PH'2 100 OOO.OHO lMT.t 100 000.000 IKK 100.000 000 iH0r looooo.ooo i"0s moooeoio : 1:07 100.000.0i0 if 100.000 000 J 1!00 100,000.000 PERSONAL NOTES. The president is to receive the largest bird that ever graced the Thanksgiving table of a national executive. But then, he Is the biggest president. The New Jersey man arrested for a crima committed by bis "double" has had an experience quite, unique, in that the double turn out to be real. George V. Massey, general counsel for the Pennsylvania railroad, is a great be liever In "life on the ocean wave." Every summer, regular as clockwork, he takes one of the slow steamers for either Bel glum or Holland. Having ample mean at his command, William Nelson, head of the Nelson Navi gation company, Los Angeles, Cal., has Invested In almost every known remedy to cure his rheumatism that has held him In Its grip for years. W. II. Ponimer, professor of music In Missouri university, does not believe that the Jl.OOO raised by (luviinor Hadley for a state song will get one. It is his notion that patriotic airs cannot be produced at the bidding of dollars. Miss Hattle B.irnett Is a detective In At lanta. She 1h attached to police lie, iluuur- ters and has shown remarkable ability in uncovering criminal secrets. Hamburg. Germany, a few weeks ago enrolled ten women detectives. Atlanta beuts Hamburg, however, with regard to employing fem inine detectives, by a couple of years. There ure half a dozen towns In the far west which have women as deputy sheriffs, and as uch they make arrests. These deputies do hard and dangerous duty. All are expert pistol shots. lOMIUADO AT 'I'll K CORN SHOW. Exhibit of Product of Irrigated Farum, Denver Republican. Tiie corn exposition to be held in Omaha on the sixth of next mouth is designed to present In various foims as many as pos sible ot the problems which Interest the farmers of this country and bear a more or less close relation to the future de velopment of agriculture. Many states have been assigned space which they will fill wi.h exhibits illustrat ing the problem In which their farmers are .taking special interest or In the solu tion of which notable progress has been made. Colorado Is fortunate in securing ample space for exhibits of the products of lr- rigated agriculture, and Prof v ir ruin who la in charge of Colorado', exhibit. wllilolhpr Kam"g Mch wl" d""1"" th b provide an Instructive Illustration of irri gation, since farming by that method Is the theme assigned to this state. The exposition will be national In scope and character, and it will give all who attend it an opportunity to learn ome thing about the agriculture of the whole country hardly to be acquired In any other way. Breaking Into the Game. New York Sun. Mr. Fountain L. Thompson, who has been appointed a I'nited State senator by Governoi Burke of North Dakota, announce that he I not going to Wash ington to reform the country Immediately, and h also rava: "As to politics itself, the manner in which It has been conducted In recent years has cultivated in me a distaste for It." If Mr. Thompson I not a reformer and refuse to cultivate politic, how In thun der can he hope to be elected to the United State senate in these time? Promt Me hrldom Hrullsed. Philadelphia Record. It la said that the consolidation of the telegraph uompaniea Into a great monopoly will greatly in.pro. tiie st rvlce. I? ich i the pica for all Ihrsr combinations, hut It Is seldom ieallid in practical lesults. Con sumers always pay the cost. "llurtlua HI Haaiuraa." Plltalmrg Ii patch. ' The Standard Oil company ma't-iiiai k uh ro:a to the .Sugar trat that this ' as ault un buslnea.t prisixrity" ia awful. i ft 331 C J it 3 T V f.M J" a, I Jkttoer Third African Article His Caravan on the March Charged by a Dig Rhino Scenes in Camp. IlluslraieJ by Kermii Roosevelt and others. Tha BEST Real CHRISTMAS STORIES How Christmas Came Into England by J. A. B. Scfterer A ctorr of the aid Druid Daya ia WsrwicJoture. Illustrated bg Frank Craig. A Christmas of Chrietmases by Nelson Lloyd How a Bacbelof spent kke day a4 foood oapranew. IUmitraiod. The McDermott Twins by Bradley Cilman A Oorf with both htmsor aad patKes. . IlliairaltJ. Rsohard EUzirdSng Bswia'a The Messengers -au sinr wit ki,Ur Kanbc plot. Frederick Palmer's A Cure by Aeroplane Aa tAmtom ef Daabwy Redd. Avialot. Jesse Lynch Williams's The Carroll' Formal Garden How Mm. Carroll parad Lencli aa arti. The Clown and the Columbine by Molly Elliot Seawell A story l Fneadb theatrical life mi rare taajcra aad tratk Who Were the Saints? by Eleonora Kinnicult nioaxrafed. Other Articles, Poems, etc In order tv avoid delay in acarmg the Chrimtum Nwmbm (fJhc mditioam of the October cmd Nav-mbmr number were yfiwrrfnif r-i'ffn m few Jtmi CHARLES SCRIBNERS SONS, NEW YORK i - ' - ' - "-- fill 11 TI ArtT Ml l.LliM AS LAW I AKl.lt. "prt-luieiia of Ilia IlunalinB Haiti on the Pie Counter. Sioux City Tribune. One of the "nonpartisan" political maneuvers of the last Nebraska legislature, democratic. Is a law takinff away from the State ikiurd of Education the appointing power In connection with the normal schools and giving It to the democratic governor. The supreme court of the state has Just declared this law unconstitutional on the ground that the repealing part of the act did not Include the law governing the duties of the old board, leaving a part of the normal schools under their Jurisdic tion. Thl bungling piece of legislative work was prepared by Arthur Mullen of O'Neill, chief oil Inspector and right-hand man advisor of the governor. It was generally talktd during the legls'ative session that Mullen's prog-ram of legislating republicans out and democrats in would in the end prove embarrassing to the democratic ad ministration. Since so many of these Mullen law have been found defective In construction and overruled by the supreme court the criticism airalnst the oil lnsnector I,.. o j Kill I led uddid force. It Is unfortunute for Mr. Mu'len par tisan enthusiasm that it Is not matched with inure legal at curacy. 'OT D.1.1, roil SCHOOL HOl's) New ork School Anthorltiea Outlaw the Gamr, Mrooklyn Eagle. The resolution of the Hoard of Suporin tonilents of the New York schools, for bidding out ball playln-r by public st hool boys, v.us a wise precaution anil should be approved by the Hoard of KdueaUon. The li.st of deuths this season shows that the ;ame has not yet been reformed below the danger point, althoii.'h It Is "ess brutal ami less dan,' rous than be to re the changes brought about by the widespread protest several years aco. When that discussion was on, the defenders of the came pointed out that most of the serious Injuries were to young players, like those of the hlsh school teams, who hud not become suf ficiently hardened foi tiie iIrois of the game. That argument supports the present action of the school su'i intt ndents. The Fame is risky enough and In recent in stances It has been far too risky for grown men. I'ntil foot bull carl be made safe, boys of high school ane should be kept out 6f It altogether. There are enotish rll's of the bo without the risk of hraklug their backs. Will Utile Johnny Tumble f Sioux City Journal. If Utile Johnny has been follow leg the news tory of the Union Pacific train rob bery, he should not neglect to note that nil five of the brave bandits will live unhip pl y ever nfler behind the stone walls of a fetlt i a 1 prison. nun i ujpj" iii iDwswea I s1 il ii ii ii. i mmmmmmmwmmmmmmmmwmimymmtmttmvtmmimm. ft" Ml , T' ; tNe nothing to urge upon )cj n " just as fiood." It i non-secret, non-alcoholic and lis a record of forty sor of cure. Asi cm NEioHsoa I bey proh.hly I now of ome of it m.ny cu-r. If you want a bjok ll.l tell, all ab.iut woman'. d;ea,e. and how lo cur. there at home, eml 21 one-cer.t .tamps to Dr. Pierce to pr.v rot cf n ailing n und he vi.l -nd you s fret copy of hit great thoinunu-paiC illu-.ltatcd C.o-nmtm Scnfe MU chI Adviker revi ,ed. uo-io dale e lir on, in paner cover. Iu hunJ.ome cloth-h.nding, 31 stomp. Aridre, Dr. K.V. Pierco, Lu! i' j, N.Y. Four Beautiful Paintings of Indians by N. C Wyclh Poetically ftAm Seaaaa. slir" vf .rwir-..- t .-it e-T-n- POINTED PLEASANTRIES. "Look, the fire's under control, yet ther is a foolish man going to throw a crayon IHitrnlt out of the window." "Why notT That' his only chance to get rid of It." Milwaukee Journal. "There Is one advantage a telephone en terprise -has ovtr other kinds ef business." "What is that?" "If a receivership Is ordered they can always hang up th receiver." Baltimore American. Sunday School Teachen Alfred, do you knew the meaning of faith? Alfred Yes'm. It's when a feller puts a picture of the prohibition candidate in his winder with "Our Neat Mayor" on It. Puck. Subbubs What do you Intend to do with that lot you bought In Swamphurst? Commute I am thinking some of making a fishing preserve of It. Life. 'What reason have you for thlnklnr that he's a perfect gentleman?" "Ha must be. 1 had dinner at his house. and neither his wife nor daughter cor rected him once." Detroit Free Press. "Ashamed to have your method Inaalred Into, ar you?" My dear sir, replied the sugar magnate, "your Insinuation doe me a grave wronar. The reticence of modesty should not b construed as tha contumacy of a troubled consciance. No." Philadelphia Ledger. THE SNOWFALL. James Rusr.cll Lowell. The snow hud begun in the gleaming. And busily all tlse night Had been heaping field and highway With a silence deep and white. Kvery pine and fir and hemlock Wore ermine too dear for an earl, And the poorest twig on the elm tree Was ridged inch-deep with pearl. From sheds new-roofed with Carrara i tune the Chanticleer's muffled crow. The stiff rails were softened to swan's down, And sil.l fluttered down the snow. I sttmd and watched by the window ' The noifeless work of the skv And the sudden flurries of snow-bird, i.ihe Mown leaves whirling by. I thought of a mound In sweet Auburn, wnere a little headstone stood: How the flakes were folding It gently. A did robin the Babes In the Wood. t'i snoke our 'Ittle Mahel. Ssylng. "Father, who make it nn.i" Anil I told of th good All-Father vt no cares for us here below. Aealn I looked at the snowfall. And thought of the leaden sky That arched o'er our fust great sorrow, iit-n iiihi uiuuiiu was neapea so hltfh. 1 I remembered the grttlual pitlence That fell from that cloud like sn-w, F'ake by flske. healing and hiding I The st ar of our deep. plunged woe. I i And ag tin to the child I whispered. ""eiie spow that hiiahetn all, rHrl'rir, the merciful Father Alone can make It fall!" Then with eye. that saw not, I klsseii her: Ami he. klslna back, could not knew That mv kl-s was given to her ats'er. Fuldfd close under deepening snow Despair and Despondency No one but a woman can tell the etory of th suffering, th despair, and the despondency endured by women who carry a daily burden c;f ill-health and pain because of disorder and dcrani'.emc'its of the delicate and important Organs that ars distinctly feminine. The tortures so bravely endured com. pletcly upset the nerves if long continued. Dr. Pierce' l avorite Prescription is a positive cure for wcukne and diteate of the feminine organism. IT MAKES WEAK WOHC.N STRONG, SICK WOMEN WELL. It sTIsy inflammation, heal ulceration snd loctl.ea p!. It tone and build up the nerve, it fit for wifehood nd motherhood, lloncrt medicine dealer tell it, and t