HIE 13EE: OMAHA, TUESDAA', NOVEMBER 16, 1900 Tire Omaha Daily Iter. KOUM"fcI BT EDWARD ROSEWATEU- VICTOn R08EWATER. EDITOR. Entered at Omtiii poetofflce as eeoond- mutter. TERMS OF SUBSCTtlPTIOr. I 'ally Pee (without 8unday, on yeer.M I 'ally Bee and Sunday, one year o DELIVERED PT CARRIER. I "ally Bee (Including "unday). pr wekk.lfie I 'ally Ree (without Funflay), per week..lOe Evening Hee (without Fundey). per week o Evening Hee (with Sunday), per week.tc Cunday Pee. one year MS Hatur1ay Bee, one year -W Andrews ell complaints of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha Tha Bee Bulldmg. South Omaha Twenty-foirth and N. otinrll Blnffa it !-ott Street Lincoln H Little Building. h(raro 1M Marquette Vtulldlng New Tork-Rooma 1101-1102 No. 4 Went Thirty-third Street. Washington 7 Fourteenth Htreet, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. f.'nmmiinl-atlons relating to new and edi torial matter should be addressed: Omaha ee. Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, eapre or postal order avahle to The Pee Publishing Company. Inly J-rent etampa received In payment of nail accounts Pronal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CTRCVYjATTON. :tte ef Nehraana, Doudaa County, act Oenrge B. Tsehurk, treasurer of Tha Bee Publishing Company, being duty eworn. eaya that the actual number of full and complete eoplee of The Dally. Morning TCvanlng and Sunday Pe printed during the month of October. IfW'. wax as foilrrve: 1 43.380 IS... 43.140 !).... 41,790 t::..4.0M IS 43.140 23 ...43.490 t....40,M 14 49,340 44.... 40,330 4. ...49440 15 43.380 26 41,990 I 43,810 1I....4UK tt 41.990 43,480 IT 40,909 27 43,330 T.... 41,470 II 43.430 2 43,310 I ... 43,010 1. ...43,080 29 43,000 9 43,980 20... .41,390 10. .. .43.070 It. ...40,800 21. .. .43,050 11 40,500 11.... 43,710 Tetal ...... 1,503, 040 Returned copies. 0,070 Net total ,. 1,393,370 Dally average 41,731 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. tfuhscrlbed In my presence and sworn to brforcme thla 1st flay of November, 1SX. . (Keal.) M. P. WALKER, Notary public. abserlbera leaviaar taa city I'm trarlly ekeald hare Taa Bee mailed ta them. Addreaa will ho aaanael aa ef tea aa reaaeeted. Did the moths get It? The early bird may catch tho worm, but the early political slate Invites brickbats. Connoisseurs who order owl off tho bill of faro are not complaining when they are served with prairie chicken. County Commissioner Brunlng will now have another chance to discover whether he Is a republican or a demo crat. It tho Tobacco trust la really after eoatrol of the drug trade of tha coun try It might be well for the pharma ceutical interest to smoke up. While talking about "Insurgents" do aot forget tho twenty-three democratic congressmen who jumped the traces to help "Undo Joe" re-enact hla rules. A grandson of General Ben Butler is aald to have aa eye oa Senator Lodge'a seat In the senate. It remains to be seen whether , the descendant's agbt la better than the famous green backer's.' Ia It Impertinent to note that the ac tress who divorced her theatrloal hus band to that she might have a fireside companion whoso pocks she might dam picked, out a pair of socks with a millionaire attachment. After tolling ua that the rank and ilia are to write tho next democratic state platform, Judge Howard already cornea forward with a rough draft of what bo would write If he were the rank and file. "Nuf sed." Tho best merchants in Omaha who give the best goods for tho money recognize Tho Bee as their best me dium of advertising. Just glance over our advertising columns for a guide post to enterprising merchants. These bo perilous days in tho diplo matic checker game. First Mr. Crane la told not to go, and then Mr. Combs la told not to come. But his Thanks giving turkey may prove more aecuro la Peru than it would have been In Kentucky. The laws and the ordinances tell ua how wo may have clean streets in Omaha, but In addition to laws and or dinances we must have a street clean ing department manned with compe tent people who will attend to business all the time. Iu the late nonpartisan democratic bunco game Judge Dean was .picked for slaughter, but when accounts are cast it is found that he ran ahead of Judge Oood, Intended to be the bene ficiary of the conspiracy. Bunco men themselves are sometimes buncoed. At last the New York Horse show hat demonstrated Its real field of serv ice by the discovery of the constables that this annual gathering affords an excellent clearing house for the legal documents In tho cases of erring wives and roving husbands. splendid lessons are taught by C wemsa who, born blind, has Just k. her tight restored by an operation 114 for with the savings from twenty three years of scrubbing floors. Tho "ret la perseverance In - the face of emlurljf hopeless obstacles. The x'cu'l ' tin elf) ah devotion, for no oi ii fas she able to see than the de tin.iutt to save Iter further earning n rtore tho sight of her brother suf fering a'Vniltr affliction. Womanly aelf-sacrlflee co- lands admiration whether ti cciara up from the scrub bing bucket or down from the palatial rawing roOBl. Oar Nival Base in the Pacific. Not alnco the annexation of the Hawaiian Inland by the Unltd States In 189 8 has our government tnken n more important step toward the con trol of the Pacific than in the derision of the Joint army and navy board. Just approved by the president, to es tablish the United States naval base for the western vratert at Pearl Har bor. This termination of a long-standing dispute must be viewed with ap proval by all who have considered the possibility of our Inability to hold the Philippines In case of war. For the only alternative was to tlx upon either Manila or Sublg bay, and under our present policy of administering the af fairs of the Philippines a station in those waters could hardly hare been defended against a foreign foe. The size of our army in the Philippines must of necessity restrict its duties, in case of war with another power, to defense of the city of Manila. It would have been Extremely hazardous to have the Pacific naval base so Inse curely stationed and so far from home. On the other hand, Pearl harbor long has been recognized as ideal for such a purpose. Only our sudden sur prising acquisition of the Philippines diverted attention from its merits. Close to Honolulu, Pearl harbor af fords a wide sweep of landlocked water, with a narrow channel t ap proach. It has room for the thelter of vessels and the accumulation of sup plies, U capable of being made almost Impregnable to attack and has the ad vantage of being virtually equidistant from our home shores, the Philippine islands and our rapidly developing in terests in Alaska. Maintenance of Olongapo as a Philippine repair station and develop ment of a great naval base at Pearl harbor should enable us to look after our Interests in the Pacific to the best possible advantage, and congress may be depended on to take the necessary steps to make Pearl Harbor the haven of the Pacific fleet. - The Problem of India. With dynamiters pursuing their at tempts at the assassination of the viceroy and a recrudescence of the spirit of unrest throughout India, Great Britain may well be concerned over the possibility of an uprising of the Indian people against the white man's rule. England undoubtedly has done won ders for India in opening It to the civ ilizing influences which have lifted the women ou; of bondage and . enlisted the co-operation of prosperous nations in the warfare against plague and famine. One might regard tho in- nhabitants of the east as ungrateful, yet It must be remembered that these people are ancient and proud, with an aristocracy as eminent as that of Eng land, and also that the Briton has laid a heavy hand upon the subject races in exacting toll and tribute. The white man's mastery has not been without its bitter Injustice, and there Is reason for the hatred which fills many an In dian breast. From the first the Indian has not understood the Englishman, nor has the Englishman understood the In dian., One Britisher, Kipling, prob ably got to the heart of the Indian, but England has not yet fathomed Kipling. The problem of England In India Is the old, old conflict of occi dental and oriental mind. Oeorge Eliot's philosophy still holds good, that If men are to be welded they must be made of metals that will mix. An Obscured Inventor. It is a story as old as the history of invention that the man whose genius evolves Important devloea In the world of science often ban hla fame obscured and bis profit diverted because some man of more practical turn develops hla Invention Into commercial success. Dr. Theodore R. Tlmby, who has Just died, was one of those theorists whose ideas would have slumbered without the world over being the gainer had not aggressive men seized upon them and pushed their exploitation. Yet Dr. Tlmby died a victim of melan choly because he regarded himself as cheated out of full recognition for one of tho most spectacular of inventions in naval engineering. Ask tho American schoolboy who in vented the revolving turret that pro tects the great guns on our giant bat tleships, and the immediate answer is Ericsson. This Is because the revolv ing turret was the novelty of the mon itor that Impressed every mind, and Ericsson did undoubtedly build the Monitor which amazed tho world. But the turret was only one of the features of the Monitor's departure from es tablished naval construction, and at the outset proved to be of less avail than had been expected. The turret on the monitor showed its defects in its first battle, and the turret of today Is a result of fifteen separate modifica tions of the original, Dr. Tlmby conceived the Idea of the turret from viewing old Castle William In New York harbor. He showed his first model to President Tyler In 1841, and a royalty of 15,000 was paid to him for each of the three vessels built for the civil war with the turret, at tachment. One of the chief features of the monitor was the low freeboard, whose value has been retained in our modern battleahlpa, which are much lower than those of Europe. The low freeboard wae one of Ericsson's tri umphs; the turret alone was Tlmby'e." General B. F. Tracy was one of Dr. Tlmby's supporters who sought to se cure more general recognition to Tlmby's claims to farae during bis life time. Yet tho doctor might well bare bees satisfied with bis actual achieve-, ment In the world of Invention, in- eluding as they did the floating dry- dook, the American turbine, the com mercially portable 83-inch mercurial barometer and the electric and sub terranean system of coast defenses. Self-consciousness of the tremendous worth of his work to the world should have made his last years contented without striving after a fame which another had divided with him. Honoring1 Washington. In planning a great and costly me morial to Oeorge Washington that shall serve as national headquarters for the country's organized interests In the realms of science, art, educa tion and patriotism, one more tribute Is being paid to a hero who refused a crown, yet who has become greater than had he accepted it. Where la there a monarch, living or mouldered in the dust, whose name shines with such immortality or In spires such loyalty and reverence as that of Washington? We have become acquainted with the knowledge that he was human, yet we love and exalt hlra the more. For above his human traits he rose to the loftiest heights of Individual character and public worthiness, and iu his civic virtues, personal patrlotUm and official career as soldier and statesman he served his people with unfailing devotion and left a memory without a stain. Monarchs have lived and died whose names inspire a salute from the people they have led, but nowhere in history is there a figure appealing so thor oughly to unstinted universal esteem as does the name of Washington. Our Asset of Friendship. While influential representatives of Japan are canvassing the land and reaping a manifestation of good fel lowship that shall serve us in our future relations with the land of the rising sun, a Turkish mission is at Washington with the greetings of the rejuvenated Ottoman empire. It is fortunate for the exchange of appro priate ceremony that the president himself is there to receive the embassy in person, for his Individuality will serve well In emphasizing the estab lishment of friendly relations. The United States can well afford to manifest good will to a high degree among the enlightened leaders of the new movement In Turkey. That em pire, as was the case with China, long had every hand against it. In the orient we have found our marked friendship to be an invaluable asset for our commercial enterprises, and the same should be true of Turkey. The visit of the Turkish embassy Is an opportunity for the cementing of the best of amity, which President Taft will make the most of. ,.,. Facility with Xanguajei.. ,. , , .The most marvelous object lesson given by the Japanese in their recent vialt to Omatia is their remarkable fa cility with languages. No sooner was the welcoming address delivered than one of the Japanese guests, who had been taking notes, rose to his feet and translated it Into' his native tongue for the benefit of his associates who could not understand English. When the response was made in Japanese, a re sponse which consumed at least twenty minutes, another of the visitors promptly rendered the words into Eng lish with correct and elegant diction. The translation showed that the ad dress was not a stereotyped speech, but rather a real response commenting on what had been said by the other speakeis of the evening and referring to the happenings of the day. . It is plain that when the Japanese learn the English language they learn It thoroughly, and they learn It not as a mere book language, but as a living speech. It Is to be regretted that so few of us Americans undertake to ac quire any language but our own, and that those of us who do take up for eign languages seldom become pro ficient in them to the extent of fluent conversation. The day of a universal language may possibly come, but it is far In the future. In the interval com munication between peoples of differ ent nations must be by acquiring each other's tongue. It is hardly probable that many Americans will learn to speak Japanese, but every American boy and girl should have Instilled in them the ambition to learn at least two languages well enough to speak them. Adding the torture of sharks to the terrors of shipwreck makes a story of horror more blood-curdling than Dante's Inferno. Such a narrative im pels' the reflection, Of what use is the shark, anyway? In the face of fright ful tragedies of surf bathing and of the deep, the inhabitants of lands bor dering on shark-Infested waters make no effort to exterminate the monster, although scientists have demonstrated that the present-day schools are but a remnant of the original scourge. Shark carcasses could be used as fertilizer, the livers yield a valuable oil and the flns produce a gelatin which is es teemed as a dainty. The whaleahips virtually extermlnted one denizen of the deep, not of the man-eating variety notwithstanding Jonah's ' experience, and similar industry against the shark would in time rid the ocean of a terror more rapacious than many .a Jungle beast. Does the scientist realize what he ia doing In denouncing Niagara as a plague-stream of typhoid? This is a sad Invasion of Cupid's realm. Just Imagine the blight that will fall upon the young romance when Angelina murmurs In the moonlight abont the majesty of the cataract and tho Para dise of tbo scena and Algernon cuts In in his practical cold way with, "Yes, dear, but you know It's an awful mess of germs!" Truly, it is heartless for that Bostonlan to dampen public en thusiasm for the Cave of the Winds and the Maid of the Mist, but now that the only remedy Is for the Buffalon ians to turn their electric current Into the river and boll the falls. Prof. Goldwin Smith's announced re tirement from active journalism be cause of his age, which is Hearing 90 years, is of peculiar Interest In the United States. While an Englishman by birth, who has maintained his ac tivities chiefly In the British isles and Canada, he has written many books on American history and politics, has lec tured to large classes In Important universities in the United States, mar ried a Boston woman and has been the chief exponent from the other aide of the notice of the Idea that Canada is destined to merge her political life with ours. There appears to be no Britisher or Canadian In sight to fill Prof. Smith's plad In eal for this cause of North American unity. Omaha papers may aa weii content them selves with the discussion of their own municipal shortcomings and pay less at tention to those of Lincoln. Lincoln Star. Lincoln wants to te privileged to point continuouily at its neighbor's beam and to be Immune from having attention called to its own mote. The trouble with Lincoln papers Is that they assume for their city a holler-than-tbou attitude, when as a matter of fact Lincoln is just the average American city of Its size, no better and no worse. It is because Lincoln pretends to be so much better than Omaha that an occasional reminder Is necessary to its salvation. The ray of light in the gloom of that coal mine disaster Is the marked hero ism shown by so many of those grimy toilers. Confronted with death, many sought first to save their fellows. It is good to contemplate such noble con duct coming lnstictlvely from folks who never had beard of Stevenson's prayer, "Helrt ts to play the man!" The World-Herald is to be com mended for its frankness in avowing that the purpose of Its effusive sym pathy for republican insurgents is to bring them into the democratic fold. The World-Herald has no other use for republicans than to help democrats Into office. Periodical "Spells." St. Louis Globe-Democrat Nebraska Is a republican state with an occasional favorite con aberration. But that silvery voice is not likely again to charm Nebraska out of Its wits. One Reform NeslectedU St. Louis Globe-Democrat. There is a conVmlsslon for nearly every thing else connected with human life why not one to bromote uniformity in the color of automobiles? , Rode Knock at Lara Lids. Cleveland Leader. Give nature a chance and it works its own cure. Express companies are charg ing space rates for carrying big hats and the milliners are up against the necessity of cutting down their size. Constant Vlartlance Needed. Indianapolis News. AVe have, as the president says, a great deal of valuable coal land owned by the government; but It we're not mighty care ful we may discover that the satchel con- talna nothing but a package of brown pa per when we open it up after we get home again. Settling: ivlth Uncle Bam. Boston Herald. News of an agreement on the part of another large Importing Interest to refund to the government millions withheld by customs frauds Is welcome, but It would not be accepted .as purchasing Immunity from criminal prosecution for such frauds as are confessed. Restitution may settle the civil claim of the government, but the law requires that the lef be punished even If he has restored the property he stole. - One War Par Debts. Philadelphia Ledger. The ethlca of some foreign noblemen with regard to the ways and means of satisfying their creditors are widely at variance with the accepted " procedure of honorable Americans. The Duke de Chaulnes married a wealthy American girl, and upon their arrival in Paris they found themselves besieged by the clenv oroua multltube of money-lenders. Word had gone forth that the bride was wealthy, and the hint to "the usurers and land sharka was sufficient to make the honey moon a painful experience of dodging the servers of warrants and writs of attach ment. It now appears that the new Amer ican Prlnceea of Braganaa Is having a similar dlwconcertlng experience. The Portuguese pretender has borrowed enor mous sums of money at usury, and his creditors have decided that with the ar rival of his rich American bride In Aus trla the eaRerly awaited day of reckon Ing has coine fur themselves. The princely Incognito If of no avail. JVKWSI'AI'IOK HKl'OHTKBS. A l.lttle Complimentary Publicity Properly Placed. Newark (N. J.) News. JuJkb Gaynor, mayor-elect of New York textiles to the high character of the newpaier reportera who were assigned to follow htm during the exciting campaign He says: "Not a confidence was broken, nor a mean thing done. I waa told that I ought to have a manager and turn you over to him, but I knew It was not neces sary. I was once one of you." If Mr. liannard should be asked to say some thing on the subject he would say the same thing. It is very seldom that the reporter cqmea In for the recognition which Is his due. No squarer worker will be found In any field of occupation, and no man freer from the taint of prejudice. In a great majority of Instances where men condemn him, he has been the Intended victim of their de- celt of cunning or stupidity. The men highest In public life, who necessarily live on terms of intimacy with him. Invari ably testify to Ms worthiness and hla re liability. More than that, they testify to hla consideration practiced without their request and because they know of the slip they have unintentionally made. It la not our Intention to place a halo about the head of the reporter. He would be the last to wear it contentedly. It la just as well to remember, however, that met on equal ground he Is faithful to hla job, tils editor and the man he baa busi ness Willi. ' Army Gossip Matters ef Interest Oa and Back f the rtrlng ZIbc Gleaned from tat Army and Havy Beglster. Tha retirements for age In thi army dur ing 1910 comprise four brigadier generals, one of whom Is the chief of engineers. The Completo list follows: Itrlgadlrr General J. O. D. Knight, Jan uary ii (colonpl of engineers, who attain the rank of bilgndler general today, No vember 13, upon the retirement of Ouneral Weston). Colonel Charles D. Byrne, army medical corps, January 5S. Colonel John W. Pullman, quartermas ter's department, February 17. Colonel Valery Havard, army medical oorpa. February IS. Major Eugene O. Fechet, signal corps, March 14. Brigadier General Charlea Morton, com manding Department of the Missouri, March H. Lieutenant Colonel William W. Robinson, Jr.. quartermaster's department, April 2t. Brigadier General W. 8. Kdgerly. May , (General Edgerly will be retired Decem ber 19. 1909, upon recommendation of army retiring board). Colonel James W. Pope, quartermaster's department, June 8. Brigadier General William L. Marshall, chief of engineers, June 11. Lieutenant Colonel J. E. Sawyer, quar termaster's department, July 1 Colonel Edward E. Wood, professor United States Military academy, Septem ber 17. Brigadier General Albert H. Myer, com manding Department of Texas, November 14. Colonel Joseph B. Glrard, army medical corps, December Js. Colonel' Walter Howe, coast artillery corps, December 81. There are multiplying signs of the econ omy which congress will exercise In Its enactment of legislation affecting service Interests. The president adheres to his He. termination to have the estimates for mlll- tary-naval expenditures reduced approxi mately 10 per cent In all branches of the service as oompared with the estimates for the present fiscal year. There was soma chance that this order, :sued originally some months ago. would be modified, if It should appear from the records of the Treasury department that tha financial showing of the government had Imnrnvd. This Is far from being the case. A larga dericlt still exists and the new tariff act haa not yielded the Increased which was counted upon. The estimate of the financial "sharps of the government Is for a monthly deficit of nearly $3,W0.000 with a corresponding depression of the reserve. These fiduciary circumstances make It absolutely necessary to pare the appropriations, and It la certain that the estimates will not be exceeded In the ag gregate by the congressional allotments during the next sesaion of congress. All of which tends to the discouragement of new and Important legislation, especially that which seeks to relieve the conditions of servloe personnel. While somethinr msv ret through, it is bound to be of little consequence, unless all the indicative which now prevail of the coming aeaston are misleading. The army medical authorltlea are send ing our anti-typbold vaccine regularly frtmi the army medical museum and some 1.000 men have been vaccinated. These are moetly members of the army hp'tal corps and commissioned offioers of the army medical corps. So far the reports show that only one case, subjeoted to this measure of prevention, has developed ty phoid, and this was attributable to the fact that there was typho'd infection be fore the vaccine was administered. It will be at least a year before there will be compulsory vaccination. If, Indeed, such a step la ever deemed advisable. By that time the medical officers will have con firmed the experience which Is reported by the Britlah medical authorltlea. The lat est report from that source reoelved by the surgeon general of the army gives a reoord of a military body In which V),1ft were vaccinated and 9,016 were not vao cinated. The occurrence of typhoid among thoae vaccinated was 6t'-per l.OCfl ard among thoae not vaccinated :1 per 1,000, or just five times aa many In the latter as In the former class. Tha mortality among the vaccinated waa 8.8 per cent and among those not vaccinated 17.4 per cent. Congressman E. W. Roberts of Mass achusetts, a prominent and Influential member of the house naval committee, con templates, presenting to his associates on that committee the proposition of building one 90,000-ton battleship, Instead of two 26.000-ton vessels. He la of the opinion that It will be of deolded strategic advantage to have such a vessel and that one vessel of that - displacement, armed with twelve 14 Inch runs, which will be possible under the circumstances, Is equal In en offensive way to twe battleships, eaoh with a battery of twelve 12-Inch guns. The Navy de partment, of course, will recommend the two latter with a wllllnrness to have con gress provide for the larger ship. It will probably be out of the queatlon to obtain provision for more than one 90,000-ton ves sel during the next session of congress, but Mr. Roberts believes this would be justi fied In placing the American navy building program far In advance of the other na tions. Another aspect of the battleship dis placement increase which is engaging at tention la the width of the locks of the Panama canal, which have been designed for 110 feet In that dimension. A battle ship of 30.000 tons displacement will be close to 100-foot beam: those now Jeng built are over ninety feet. The Increase In beam during the last twenty years has been at the rate of one foot a year. It Is significant that the German government Is rebuilding the locks of the Kals-r Wllhelm canal so as to widen them for military purposes from ninety feet to 147 feet The width of the locks of the Panama canal were determined upon after consultation with the naval authorities and at a time when the 90.000-ton battle ship did not appear likely, although no one has felt Justified in insisting that the latest design represented the limit any more than any one ia willing to now declare that the 30.000-ton battleship la the final maximum In displacement. Makings of Oood (Itiaena. New York Hun. A Syrian or Armenian of proper morals, mind and physique who desires to be come an American citizen and who takes the oath to "support and defend the con stitution and tbe laws of the United Htates" and to "bear true faith and alleg iance to the same" Is likely to make aa good cltlsen as the Bulgax or the Croat who im through the same process. Tha Omaha fUllve llraarh." New York World. If Senator Aldrlcb will don the cowboy "chaps" presented to him In Omaha when he appeara la the senate the western In aureents may take more klndlv to hlin. .baison PERSONAL NOTES. The dismissal of 4,000 Indictments in one day put a spectacular finish to the Sab batarian crusude in Kansas City a year ago. Broughton Brandenburg, author of the bogus Cleveland interview published dur ing the last presidential campaign, waa convicted of kidnaping In 8t. Louts and lnad tOOO. Commissioner West of the District of Columbia, haa resigned his office and on December 1 will assume charge of the business of the Washington Herald, a paper In which he has secured an Interest. Women who break English Jails now carry Individual atomach pumps, In order that while being forcibly fed they may maintain the exoluslveness that seems to be the one thing that differentiates them from ordinary ruffians. Theodore R. Tlmby, who claimed he In vented the revolving turret of the fa mous Monitor, and that, accordingly, he should have received the fame history accorded to John Ericsson, died at the age of 91 in Brooklyn. Harry Hawke, leading man for Laura Ketne, the night of Lincoln's assassina tion In Ford'e theater nearly forty-four years ago, waa one of the passenger of the American liner Haverford, which docked in Boston recently. He Is 71 years old and the only surviving member of that company. WHERE HUMAN L1H IU CHEAP. Homicides are Increasing- and Coavlo tlons Dccraslnac. Waahlngton Post. Human life ia held aa one of the cheapest commodities In the American republic, Judging by the increase of homicides shown by statistics Just made public by the censua bureau In Its bulletin upon mortality for 1908. Within the registration district covered, the number of homicides per 100. 000 population from 1001 to 1906 was 2.9. In vm the rate Jumped ta 1.1; in 1307 it was 6.5, reaching 6.7 In 190S. This Is almost three times the average for the first five years of the century, and It la a startling exhibit for which some explanation should be found. It ia true that homicides and other Crimea Increase during periods of depression, but in thla case the Increase began In 1906, which shows a rate of 4 6, compared with II for 1904. The number of murders in the United States haa alwaya been a reproach to our civilization, but this rapid Increase within the last few years Is an alarming symptom that de mands Investigation. Are we as a people becoming more law less? The facts seem to Indicate It, al though the statistics are far from com plete, and consequently unsafe as data from which to draw definite concluslona for the entire country'. It haa been long known that human life Is cheaper In the United .States than In northern Europe, a com parison which is not at all flattering to our boasted civilization. In connection with thla the report of the attorney general of Alabama ia of timely Interest- He finds a large increase in the number of homicides In the state for the two years past, the total for 1907-1 being 667. This la an appalling number of deaths from criminal violence for a clvlllzod com munity In the beginning of the Uwent'eth century. Pays Attorney General Garber: "The carnival of the manalayer goea on uninterrupted and unabated, and the deadly hip-pocket pistol, the companion of probably over 60 per cent of our homicides, continues to contribute Its full share to tha murder records of the state." It ia of considerable significance that notwithstanding the alarming increase in the number of murders, there Is a strik ing derreaxe In the number of convictions cnrrv'pir the death penalty. In Alabami, With its 657 cases of homicide, there weie only fourteen hangings. The Jury Itself, so ciety's defenve against murderers, Is cheapening human life. Merely a Reminder. Washington Post. Perhaps those Nebraska demnciats le member that the path to the White Houne doea not He through the aenate. Strong Healthy Women If a woman it strong and healthy in womanly way, moth erhood means to ber but little tuflering. Tha trouble lies in the (act tbst the many women suffer irom weakness and riueaie of the distinctly feminine organism and are unfitted for motherhood. This can be remedied. 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"Virtue Is Its own reward," "A penny saved Is equal to a penny earned, you see And the way to save your pennies Is to send them 'round to me," I'll outline plans to better our conditions here below Though I won't drop my tine on bow to market's going to go. I ll cultivate a aim-line life will be he re tie and nice. When 1 can cross my legs and smile and paaa around advice. 7n 1 J rJsL