THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: NOVEMBER 7, 1900. The Omaiia Sunday Ite KOI'NDED PIT KPWARU ROSE WATER. VICTOR ROSE WATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omaha, postofflce as aecond elase mat tar. TERMS OF irBSCRlFTION. Pally Fee (without Sunday), ona year. 14 I'elly Bee and Sunday, ona year DELIVERED BT CARRIER. Dally Bee (Includlne; Sunday), par weak. 15c Ielly Rn (without Sunday), par week..lOr. F.venlns Pm (without Sunday), par week c Evening Hee (with Sunday), per week..le Sundlv Bm. on VMr 12 W Saturday Baa. ona year LW Address all romplalnta of Irresulerltlea In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. . Omaha Tha Bee Bulldmg-. South Omaha Twenty-fourth and N. Council Bluffs 11 Srott Street, Lincoln II Little Building. Chlcao 1M Marquette Building. Naw York-Roome 1101-1101 No. M Weet Thirty-third Street. Waahlna-ton 726 Fourteenth Street, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications reletlna to newa and edi torial matter ahould ha addreaaed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. 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Subscribed in my preaance and aworn to Derore me til la lat day of November. l. ' (Seal.) M. P. WALKER. Notary IulV Oakecrlbera leavtaaj the eltr rarity aheald kave Tha Be mailed theaa. Addreaa will hm chaafd mm oftea aa requested. The break on cotton ma mean that ome speculator haa gone broke. Shades of Oliver Twist, Cleveland, do give the school boys enough to eat Mr. Hearst is now even with Mr. Bryan. Each has three defeats to his score. No parent will consider Pennsyl vanla's Whltla kidnaping reward I whit too much. His rate of f 1.20 a Peary the top-notcher pole-climbers, anyway. word makes of magaslne The Servian bishop should add to his dootrlne the nfaxlm that you may dream, but you mustn't tell. The opera singer who failed to break her rich aunt's will ought still to be able to cash a few high notes. Close observers may have noticed that the Thanksgiving proclamation crop is nearly ready for harvest. ' In charging for the site of women's hots the express companies are only .adding to the sighs of the husbands, Now that the Chautauqua salute has been abolished, how are the advocates of a noiseless Fourth to celebrate the dy? The Mrs. Lemon of the opera house gala wedding finally awoke to the fact that she had been handed one, all right. Mr. Sprockets' plan for a national anti-graft society may be expected to result in some municipal sugar re fining. The deadly boiler tube seems to need as much attention from the Navy department as the revision of the foot ball rules. The Tax and Corporation Control. When the torpors Hon income tax feature of the tariff law was first roposed. President Taft, urged that s value would be more from the ref lation and supervision exercised by the government on the foundation of the publicity required than from Us proceeds as a revenue producer. If any evidence were needed that the pres ent laid more stress on this side of the proposed tax than on Its treasury filling possibilities, it will be remem bered that the rate, first tentatively fixed ot two per cent, was later re duced, with his approval, to one per cent. The best Informed authorities seem to think even now that the revo- ue producing capabilities of the new ax on corporation net earnings have been greatly underestimated, and that while no one can make accurate or even approximate predictions, the pro ceeds of this tax will be greatly In ex cess of what was expected when It was incorporated into the law. Recent developments In connection with the federal corporation tax Indi cate that the big corporation lawyers, and the great corporation magnates. have come to agree with the presi dent that the amount of the tax is of less consequence, than the far-reaching control It gives federal authorities through the power conferred oa them to check up and verify the returns made by the various corporations showing their capitalisation, indebted ness, receipts and expenditures., Sev eral national organizations Incorpo rated to promote co-operation In cer tain lines of industry which would have to pay merely a nominal sum as tax have been advised by their at torneys that the best thing for them to do Is to divest themselves of their corporate character la order to avoid making the required returns. A big industrial concern In Chicago likewise has taken steps to relinquish Its char ter with the explanation that the stock is all held by the chief owner and he can do business Just as well In his own individual capacity without being un der compulsion to divulge the Inside of its financial operations. The example thus set is naturally attracting' general attention, and may be expected to have numerous Imitators. All this goes to prove that the pres ident was eminently correct in his original declaration that the publicity and regulation features of the federal corporation tax law would be the real step in advance toward the assertion of federal authority over menacing corporations. This law will doubtless have to run the gauntlet of the courts for a test of Its constitutionality, but should it be upheld as legitimately within the congressional prerogative, as many eminent lawyers think it will be, it will make the corporation form of doing business stand for, something more than It does now on the scale of commerce and- Industry. death by the Judgment of a tribunal hrfore which he waa not even allowed to appear. That la why, too. our federal court to day condemn to long terms of Imprlson- ment the powerful financier whose mls deeda have brought dlstreea to many, but Interpoao the ahleld of the constitution be tween tha newspaper men at Indianapolis, and the efforta of an offended government to drag them across tha continent for trial. While It ahould ever be the effort to Improve the eyatem and better tha proce dure, yet we must adhere to the funda mentals. Our courta must express by their decisions the law of, the land, not the pcr aonai predllectlona of the Judges. This lucid statement is well worth study. Ours Is a government of law, and more than that, a government sub ject to law. The highest law Is the federal constitution before which any conflicting state constitution or federa) or state law must give way. Within the spheres of the respective states the highest law Is the state constitution, before which legislature-enacted stat ute In conflict must give way. The court that upholds the constitution may have to nullify laws passed in vio lation of its provisions, but the court which seeks to nullify tne constitution in order to uphold specific legislation attacks the bulwarks of, our liberties and saps the foundations of our free government. The Judges who wilfully nullify the constitution rightfully ex pose themselves to impeachment. Ours is a government of law a law which must govern Judges and law-makers Just the same as Jt governs the private individual. signed to prevent accident. Careless winding of Insulation caused a short circuit which threw the block signal out of service, and an Indifferent re pairman swung a wire against an elec tric interlocking device so that a motor was energized to throw a switch, di verting a fast train to a track on which another was approaching. With the utmost care, and the. Installation of the most ingenious appliances, it would seem that the railroad Is finally and constantly at the mercy of the human unit. . Mr. Roosevelt may now consider himself entitled to father the standard Joke about the report of his death being greatly exaggerated. The American who shot himself in a Parisian cafe after hearing the or chestra may have been only suppress ing a deBlre to shoot the musicians. With "Uncle Joe" running a base ball nine down in Danville, will the handbook of parliamentary procedure be substituted for the league rules? If the astronomers expect young America to take any interest in that comet they would better hurry It along before the next base ball season gets under way. For polite cloaking of short and agly terms the courts are entitled to our admiration, as witness the Judge who, In appointing a conservator for the 70-year-old bride who had Just wedded a youth of SI, remarked only (hat she li tkel "ethical Insensibility." Befort It tuned up on the non-partisan key the democratic World-Herald boasted it was not In the habit of sup porting republican candidates. The ob ject of the non-partisan bunco game was to fool republicans into supporting democrats. The republican platform on which the state ticket was presented to Ne braska voters this year appealed for the support "of all good citizens who believe in honesty, Justice and fidelity and hate hypocrisy, deceit and faith' lessness." We are glad to say a ma lority of the citizens la Nebraska are if Uat kind,' - Government by Law. During the campaign Just closed In Nebraska, involving the election of three . Judges to sit on the supreme bench, the various reasons urged in be half of different candidates and the loose discussion of the principles of the law and the function of the courts In dulged In by those who were inspired by selfish purposes, could not but tend to confuse the public mind sb to what constitutes a government of law. The "nonpartisan" argument and the con- tradlctlve "bi-partisan" argument, and the "substantial Justice" plea, coupled with the demand for Judges of a sym pathetic turn of mind, are all based on a misconception of the position ac corded the Judiciary in our distribution of official power between the various co-ordinate departments . of govern ment. While the subject is still fresh, one document brought out by the cam patgn, though without direct bearing on any particular candidacy, should not be permitted to escape attention to Its salient features. It is a. letter ad dressed by Francis A. Brogan, presi dent of the Nebraska State Bar asso ciation, to a newspaper at Lincoln, tak ing Issue that the latter's assertion that the demand of the hour Is for Judges temperamentally Inclined to favor so-called reform legislation, irre spective of constitutional limitations. From this letter we quote In abridge ment: It cannot be too often repeated that thla la to be a government of law, not of men, It Is not the function of Judge to modify thla system of law, and Its application to the concrete facta of a caae, to suit his own viewa of what the law ought to be. If It Is once admitted that a Judge may decide eaaea according to hla own personal view of what you call "aubatantlal Jua- tlce," auch a Judge may become the moat arbitrary Instrument of oppreaalon, and the fact that he exercises hla oppreaslve rule In favor of the ..numerical majority, would not palliate his wrongdoing. If he may decide a caae contrary to law, In fever of an unfortunate who la injured on a rail road train through his own carelessness, It he may decide for the poor man because he is poor, and against the rich man be cause he is rich, then he may decide a cauae for one political party, because that la the one which haa elected him, or for the other, because he has drawn hla sup port from that quarter. Aa opposed to that theory of the Judicial function, I support the other view, that a Judge should be the very thing you de plorea part of the machinery of the law. If I read aright the hlatory of tha peoples whoae inatltutlona have flowered on thla continent, the highest product of their ef forta haa been the ayatem of law whereby the Judge shall, aa near aa human frall tttea will permit, declare each caae accord ing to a general rule of law. That la why Justice and liberty are upon a higher plana In England and America than elsewhere in the world; that la why an Aaron Burr waa acquitted la America by the application to hia caae of settled principles, under the administration of a Juat Judge, and to the lasting glory of our law; while under other ayatema and among people awayed by tem perament In thejr political action, a Drc fua languished In an unmerited dungeon, and a Ferrer, for proclaiming the Intellec tual freedom of the people, was shot to nlng and as resourceful as he did Boss McKane, so that he may as well be pre pared for a bitter battle. An American Philosopher. The popular mind sees in the death of Dr. William Torrey Harris the pass lng of a noted educator, and laments htm as such, but here was a far greater mind than the general public realizes. Profound thinkers the world over had recognized the depth of his' scholar ship. This was not limited to the pedagogy whose principles he had de fined for America and whose theories he had put Into practice during his term of office as commissioner of edu cation, nor to the philology which had. made him competent to administer the functions of editor-in-chief of the most comprehensive and authoritative American dictionary. Beyond his eml nent services as an educator and an editor, his work In the field of phili osopby stands pre-eminent. America has had few great philoso phers, since the day of the earliest, Jonathan Edwards. While one in stantly recalls Europe's famous names in this realm of thought, he who is asked to name America's chief philos opher would stop ordinarily at Emer son. Yet it waa Emerson's work which Harris continued, and, In a way, per fected. The Concord School of Phil osophy held: no more capable advocate than Harris, and he went beyond the Concord limitations and Interpreted for all Americano seriously bent on knowledge and the pursuit of truth the minds of the great masters of the older world. Aa an expositor of German philosophical thought, he was one of the clearest; he gave to America, both through his translations and his expo sitions, the full logic of the great Hegel. His birth followed Hegel's death, but in the works of Harris the works of Hegel grew, and In the final estimate of Harris he will be acclaimed as the one man In America who was chief instrument in popularizing the German idealism, as far as philosophy can be popularized. Contemporaneous with George Stu art Fullerton and William James, he yet outranked them both. Fullerton rendered valuable service with his crit ical studies, but Harris surpassed htm in extending the range of vision. James was a brilliant advocate of keen, orig inal views, but Harris gave a system atic presentation from a consistent point of view. His books will live as among, the deepest and clearest wells of philosophic truth. Oar Silent Millionairei. The prominence given constantly to a few of our very rich men, gives rise to the general impression that Ameri can multi-nillllonatres may be counted off on the fingers by any child old enough to read, until suddenly the un familiar name of some Croesus appears to remind us of the .existence of a great number of silent millionaires who are using their vast funds for the benefit of humanity In their own quiet way. A week ago, the name of John 8. Kennedy would not have at tracted attention anywhere, and the fact of his death stirred no breakfast- table talk except the comment that such an old man should fall a victim to whooping cough. When his will discloses that he had bequeathed $25,- 000,000 to charity, religion and educa tion, the American instinct, of commer cial rating is aroused, and It is sud denly realized that it Is possible to live even in New York City the life of a good citizen and public benefactor without proclaiming from the house tops the possession of fabulous wealth. America hss a large number of such men as Mr. Kennedy, wno have accum ulated great fortunes and are admlnls terlng them in an unostentatious but serviceable way. Of late several such men have been deliberately dragged forth Into the limelight in illustration of the very fact that the country does not fully appreciate the worth of its silent millionaires, but they have lnva rlably come forth from their seclusion reluctantly, and none of the noise made about them has been of their doing or their desire. It la always In good taste, even in a millionaire, to be as inconspicuous as possible. The worth of a modest mind is well lllus trated by the anecdote of the strug gllng young couple who suddenly struck it rich in the west. "Now that we have all this money," said the hus band, "what shall we do?" And his wife answered, "Jack, let's be quiet." The case of Mr. Kennedy demonstrates that the silent undercurrents ot the human race are Just as forceful as the roaring cataracts. , The feminine "mystic" who Is cru sading In Nw York for a four-hour work day for men and women alike, and whose argument Is that the sexes do not see enough of each other, over looks the historic esses of wrecked marital life resulting from husband and wife being too constantly In each other's company. It is even possible that the Carlyles might have been happy if the husband had had a Job that kept him away from home through the day instead of fussing about the house all the time. The "mystic" plea for equal suffrage and a four-hour work day might also put to proof again the old Baying about mischief for Idle hands. I! The local party favoring Immediate Independence of the Philippines has gained control of the Filipino assem bly, but that Is what would naturally follow In a country where only three per cent of the people turn out to vote. The agitators are the only ones who concern themselves In politics in the islands. Most of the people over there are content to let the American gov ernment administer their affairs. Collier's Weekly prints a column of Brickbats and Boquets" more or less similar to that occasionally Indulged in as a luxury by The Bee, and from recent samples It looks to uo aa If Col lier's ratio of brickbats were at least equal to ours. Those who are curious to know whether a woman will ever be presi dent of the United States should re member that the constitution requires each candidate to admit to an age of 35. Secretary Wilson might easily turn those abandoned farms of the south Into a national object lesson by putting the 11,000 men of his department to work on them. No Assistance Called For. Waahlngton Peat. The farmers ought to be nearly ready for another uplift, with all the money they have made this year by attending to their own business. The Personal Equation in WreckiT" Examination of the government's latest reports on railroad accidents in the United States shows that the old theory that the personal equation is responsible In nerl every case still holds good. Some years ago bad rails were blamed, and it was found that the human element had neglected the precautions against defects in speeding the manufacture of the rails. Public opinion and losses by the railroads re stored the steel product to its former grade. The wrecks that seem to the layman the most blameworthy are collisions, but when run down, the list of causes of this class of wrecks turns in every case on the fatal personal equation. One block signalman of years of ex perience became confused during his first .day on duty with a new road, and failed to display a stop signal after receiving a dispatch so to do. A dis patcher's careless writing of two fig ures and the careless misreading by a trainman was the combination in an other instance. Forgetfulness of which the operator can give no expla nation caused him to signal a clear track after receiving a definite order to stop a oertaln train. A conductor misread the figures on a blurred time table. A dispatcher with an absolutely clear record for sixteen years mis stated the station at which a train was to take a siding. Another dispatcher sent an inconsistent message which two other operators copied and passed on to trainmen without either noticing the palpable discrepancy. In every one or these cases tne initial error might have been detected If the man committing It had used the established safeguards provided to check such blunders, or if the men to whom the errors were transmitted had had their minds alert on their duties. 'The evident remedy is the use of automatic .devices, yet the human ele ment may vitiate the mechanism de What's in aNNamet Shall the upper classmen of an east ern university be condemned because they flunked in the examination de signed to show their familiarity with public names? Not to know the three full names of the president, for In stance, does not k necessarily argue crass ignorance of or indifference to either the personality or the official importance of the chief executive. The voter sees. the name William Howard Taft once in the papers when nomi nated, and once again when he is in augurated "and never again does he see anything but "Mr. Taft," or "Pres ident Taft," or probably some familiar nickname. The same was true of Theo dore Roosevelt, and chances are that the average man asked what was Mr. Roosevelt's middle name would imme diately hazard an Initial or admit that ho did not know. It is but a short time since the vice president was in ducted into office, yet how many, off hfciid, can repeat his name? Or who can write out, much less pronounce, the euphonious letters that combine to indicate the identity of our secretary of state? I ijsffsj No, the lack of familiarity with personal nomenclature does not put the Brown boys any more to the blush than it does the average citizen who Is successfully supporting his family and establishing his small meed of fame. And after all, what is there in knowing men's full names and load ing up the mind with the contents of congressional' directory. The one word Roosevelt, or the one word Taft, is sufficient to conjure up a mental pit tutu of the man and his personality. If a man has sunk his identity into that of a public Institution, it is but natural that the citizen will recognize only the oice, not the occupant; but where a man stands out apart from his great office, as In the cases of Roosevelt or Taft, the baptismal words do not count in establishing the meas ure of the man. Gaynor and the Yellows. ' It will be curious to see how far Judge Gaynor proceeds when he as sumes the office of mayor of New York toward fulfilling his pre-election pledge to go after the yellow press of Manhat tan and eradicate what he termed "as sassination by Blander and libel," which, since' the arrival of a "certain individual," had become in his Judg ment "a system and a trade." This Is a self-Imposed task of the mayor-elect. No one had asked him for such a pledge; the people were too busy keeping pace with the new names being coined dally in the campaign of personalities. But since Mr. Gaynor deliberately announced his intention of "teaching these libellers a lasting lesson through the criminal law," both the yellows whom he thus defies and the reputable Journals who disown the yellows, will watch tor his next step in this direction. Mr. Caynor will have a reform dis trict attorney, and if any of the old offenders continue to put themselves within the range of prosecution be may have a chance to make at least an effort. But he will find his foe as cun- One by One They Go. Philadelphia Record. Still another departure from President Roosevelt's "policies" la made In putting the new extension of the White House di rectly over the ground where the Roosevelt cabinet used to play tennis. Equalising: the Weight. Chicago Record-Herald. There is talk of aending Mr. Fairbanks as ambassador to China; but In case w were represented at Peking by a former vice president, "wouldn't Japan Insist on having us end a former president to Toklo? ' Can We Spare) 'Kmt Washington Herald. A college professor advocates the aboil tlon of the Ten Commandments. Why not abolish a certain variety of college pro fessors Instead? It would be much easier, and decidedly more in keeping with the eternal fitness of things. PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE. With Andy Carnegie. Tom Lip ton, "Toy Pay" O'Connor and Dick Crocker on thla side of the pond life must be mighty lone some on the other side. The head of the Chicago weather bureau saya there Is no such thing aa Indian summer. Residence In Chicago begets pes simism. The fight in Chicago Is aa good aa won. Janitors are Joining the Tenants' Protec tlve league organised to repeal the race suicide rule of landlords. Farmer Patten is demonstrating in profitable way that raising cotton In New York and wheat in Chicago beats the usual methods of cultivation hands down. Now that the tumult and the shouting of offloeseekers have subsided, it is possl ble to read these signs of the tlmea: "Oa your Thanksgiving t.urkey ready;" "Do your Christmas shopping early." Fifty million dollars a year la the sum needed to put Pacific coast ports In order for Panama canal business. Pacific coast ers strike out the word "ahould" and put in "must" In the request to Uncle 8am. SERMONS BOILED DOWIT. Looking down never lifta up. Every act la aome kind of a prayer. Small talk often makea big trouble. Habit serves the good aa readily as the bad. Moat people slip" up on their own smooth ness. The greatest sorrows are the ones never reach. Big plana for tomorrow are the stuff that sloth fattens on. Many a man would be like Job If It did not cost so much. We would all live In a fool's paradise but for life's bitter blows.. Many a preacher smothers the truth in his attempt to protect It. Most , men like to let their light shine when they get a new car. Good advice is seldom taken save aa Is given in practical doses. No man gets any higher a character than he wishes all others to be. Some think they are aalnts because their neighbors would be relieved to have them go to glory. Chicago Tribune. HEAVEN. Wilbur D. Nesbit. "What do you think that heaven may bar rne nearer answered witn a smile: "A place where folks like you and jne May hear sweet music all the while. Where rosea bloom and birds will sins: And silver streams plash In the shade. With naught hut Joy In everything Of these, I know, la heaven made." "What do you think that heaven may her" The mother answered: ' 'Tls a land Where all mine own my be with me And where, too, I may underatand The longings of the little hearts And find my happlneae complete In soothing with a mother's arta The weary little hearta and feet.' "What do you think that heaven may beT The old man answered with a algh: A cot beneath a spreading tree That towers ever green and high. And never wearlneaa nor at rife Rut Juat a comfort calm and bleat Such as we may not have In life A folding of the hands In reat." What do you think that heaven may be w hy, it wouia oa or nine worth Were it not given for ua to aee borne PSIVfte of it here on earth; It tiirouK fae moments and the years could utrlnf Its radiant glow To light oar auiilea and dry the tears Of the weary folk we know. Fm going to sell these $30 Diamond Rings at Oily i SB .in............ ; i 111 1 1 I I II L H I've Jnst returned from the seat Z pn la whole month there, choosing Chrlstmaa jewelry, OTsltlee and the like. Bought quite the prettiest line of wares I've ahowa la years but went la stronr ea diamonds, raet la, Z purchased $30,000 worth from one Im porter at a clip. And I bought 'em KIOKT, too paid the im porter CASK to QXT 'em right. These diamond rings at $l for lnatanoe TO guarantee they cannot be purohaeed for leas that $30 right MW, at AWT other store la Omaha. They're attraotlve atones, tool appeallngly white, agreeably perfect; ent so as to bring out 1TB1T bit of the stone's splendor. Moat captivating; at It, sorely. Ton '11 have nse for a ring of this sort will ytm aott Zf not for yourself, well then to serve as some one's Christmas gift. But mind you. $16 tags on $30 diamond rings will make em sell VERY quickly. Mandel'ber 1522 Farnam Street UOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. Madge (proudly) Did you see that hand some man I junt danced with? Kate res: ne nas a jealous wire, wno will allow him to dance only with the plain est girl in the room. Boston Transcript. "Why that faraway look In his eyes?" "Since our engagement he has thought of nothing but marriage!" I wouldn t marry a man who looked on the dark side of things In that fashion." Houston Post. Minister And the child's name, madam? Mother (firmly) Name him Frederick Robert Cook Peary Smitn. I'm not going to take any chances. Puck. Friend My dear girl, you have brought all this wretchedness on yourself. What made you want to marry such an uriat traotlve, disreputable fellow as this spend thrift lord? Titled Wife (sobbing) I didn't want to marry him, but papa got htm so chenp, I coudn't resist such a bargain, Baltimore American, 'You wife's new hat makes her look like a queen," said the man who tries to be complimentary. Don't let her near you say that." an swered Mr. Bllgglns; "I have looked through the histories and I never yet saw a picture of a queen who looked as It she employed a first-class milliner." Chicago Record-Herald. "Gwendolen, I suppoKe some worthless young dude Is going to take you to the theater thla evening?" "yes, mamma, I'm going with brother Oeorgo tonight. Chicago Tribune. 1 ' "I fear I am not worthy of you." "Never mind about that," responded the young woman with the square Jaw. "Be tween mother and myself 1 Imagine we canr effect the necessary Improvements." L.ouls-v vllle Courier-Journal. "Tell me ah are you a er ah a good, cateful, excellent cook and a er a very superior laundress?" "Ah-h-h! Wot d'ye taake me fer twins?'' Harper's Weekly. "Dad, what sort of a bureau Is a matri monial bureau?" "O, any bureau that haa five drawers full of women's fixings and one man's tie in It." Houston Post. "Tho motto of our party is "Turn the rascals out!' " "Well, I gues your party has turned out more rascals than any other." Cleveland Leader. DorCt Be a Slave To Your Job! fT If you are clerk in some Insurance office you have doubtless Cl observed bow many field men, possessing no ureal er amount M of brains than you, earn ten times your income. The reason Is not far to seek they had courage to break away from a "sure ( ?) thing" paying $12 or so a veek, to secure a permanent competency working for themselves. CIt is not always the man who sticks to one job for a lifetime who gets ahead in the world. Whether a man should stay in one place year after year depends altogether on the place. If it offers you an opportunity to broader., stay. If it doeti not, quit. Don't go through life in a narrow rut because you haven't the courv age to break away. Your excuse is that you do not want to give up a certainty for an uncertainty, but when you arc past middle age tho "certainty" may prove a myth.' ""fT Most of the big men In this country today threw up positions f II where they had a certainty because they felt themselves ca Aaj pable of greater things. Don't become the slave of some poor little job. You don't have to. We can establish you at once in a profit able business with the certainty of an Increasing income as the years go by. The Equitable Life Assurance Society OF TllE UNITED STATES PAUL MORTON, President N. D. NEEI.V, Manager Merchants National Dank ISuildlng, Om tha, Nebraska. 1 Users in Nebraska Alone! This Is something of a record, for the Kranich & Bach Piano, Isn't It? 105 homes in Omaha alone, have the sweet toned Kranich if Bach pianos; 22 in Council Bluffs; 10 in Kearney; 8 in Lincoln, and 51 are scattered out ove-the state. WeV sold 'em all and doubt very much if ANY purchaser in the total of 196 would WILLINGLY give up his "Kranich V Bach." Kranich fcf Bach are a firm of critical builders they make EVERY part of their piano under ONE roof; un der one watchful management, and a perfect manufac turing harmony like this is SURE to produce something excellent in the way of a piano. Name of those 196 buyers given on application. pjpaajsjjaw 1513 DOUGLAS STREET, OMAHA, NEB. f