10 THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 0, 1909. 'Uz umaha Daily Hee FOL'NDKl) liY EHWARI) ROSEWATEIl. VICTOR ROKKWATKfl, EDITOR F.ntered at Omaha postof fit a second class matter. TLKM8 OF SrDHCHlPTION. Dally Use (without Hundayl, on year..M0 Dally 1W and Holiday, on year .W UKLIVKHEH liY CARRIER. Dally Rfe (Including Runday, pr week..lRc iially Bee (without Hundtyt, per week. ..10c K.venlng He (without Hunday), per wefk tk Evening Hee (with Punday), per week..hic Kunflay Bee. one year 12.60 Saturday Bee, one year 1.50 Address all compialnta of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICE. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha Twenty-fourth and N. Council Bluffs IS Hcott Hlrcet. Lincoln tlx Little Building. Chicago 164 Marquette Hullding. New York-Rooms 1101-1103 No. M West Thlrtv-thlrd Street. Washington 725 Fourteenth Btreet, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to new and edi torial matter should he addressed; Omaha Be. Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit hy draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. Personal check, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. , BTAEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, as.: George B. Ttschuck, treasurer of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn, says that th actual number of full and complete coplea of Th Dally, Morning, Evening and flunday Be printed during the month of September, 10, was a follow: I 41.P70 1 42,1100 1 41,710 4 41.0 ft 3,00 42,180 7 41,020 g 42,000 41,880 10 42,300 II 41,790 12 40,000 It 43,140 14 43,270 It 43,120 1 42,900 17 42.700 II 42,200 19 40,400 20'. 43,480 21 43,580 22 43,360 23 44,840 24 42,030 38 42,210 2( 40,300 17 43,880 21 ' 42,870 29 42,200 tO 42,340 Total , 1,988,280 Returned coplea 8,88s Net total Dally average 41,878 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 30th day of Heptem br. 1909. M. P. WALKER. (deal.) Notary Public. "abscrlbers tearing; tke city tem porarily should hv Th Bee mailed to them. Address will be changed as often aa requested. New York publicly paraded tableaux of the clty'g past life. Horrors! Prof. Fox of Dearborn claims have discovered the south pole Mars. More trouble for Peary. Canned whale meat, Japan's latest delicacy, Is to be exploited at large. Another factor in the yellow peril,. The United States, being solicited to mix in the Spanish mess with the Riffs, declines to be bound in Morocco, New York is already gloating over profits of $25,000,000 from its Hud son-Fulton fete. Write It down a sue cess. Governor Shallenberger gives it out that he will not butt in. That is all the street railway company asks him to do. Miimaies mat me cranDerry crop will break all records make the mouth water for Thanksgiving turkey "nxta's." Those who were caught in the Chi cago grain squeeze have ceased their gleeful song of summer, "In this wheat by and by." Indiana schools are to revive the old-time spelling bees, probably in an effort to catch up with the modern spelling reformers. The quicker the imported strike breakers get their walking papers the better. They are not a desirable ad dition to our population. Dr. Wallace of the University of Ne braska has really discovered a new Shakespearean manuscript. We may look soon for a new crop of Baconian cipher experts. Score one more for arbitration. The Country club has negotiated a com promise with the owner of the grounds who threatened to turn Its golf links Into a cow pasture. Mrs. Annie Besant's declaration that the Ideal man will not appear until the year 2308 will meet with opposition from every woman who thinks her husband ia ''Just right." The purple snow of the Arctio re minds artists that purple is the com plementary color of yellow, it is hardly a compliment to speak of yel low In these polar discussions. Cook enthusiasts now remember that seventeen years ago Peary praised Cook as "patient, skillful, earnest and studious." In those days the two ex plorers danced together around the Maypole. Having raised $100,000 by popular subscription for a new Young Men's Christian association building, Lincoln feels that it is equal to any task. That'a the way to feel but don't overdo it. Uncle Sam is an exacting taskmas ter. He now figures that some of the officers In the Spanish-American war were overrated, and, in the language f Kipling, he is Insisting that they ' Pay, pay, pay." The old earth survived the three days of peril predicted for this week, when sun, moon, Mars, Saturn and Jupiter were supposed to unite to pull it out of shape. If chaos had resulted It would have found most people at their affairs as usual, too busy to worry over prophecies of disaster. Rebuilding; the Cabinet. When American have a little time to spare they often turn their atten tion to plans for rebuilding the cabi net, and Just now the varied interests of the country are reviving such a project. The Initial cabinet was sim plicity Itself, consisting of the secre taries of state, war and treasury, to gether with the attorney general. A multiplicity of btslness has since de veloped the departments that have been added from time to time. One of the most Insistent demands of the day is for a department of In sular affairs. The far-off islands now In the possession of the United States present peculiar problems that will demand the expert attention of a spe cial branch of the federal government. No one of the United States' activities stands so distinctively alone as does the control and direction of the Philip pines, the solving of whose future It Is urged should be in hands unfettered by other work. When additions to the cabinet are proposed the objection is commonly made that already the cabinet Is so large as to be unwieldy; that as a mat ter of practice the real presidential ad visers are usually three or four of the members, the remainder holding only honorary places. By the time the country Is ready for a department of insular affairs, however, it will doubt less be ready also to drop the fast vanishing Department of -the Interior, which as a dumping ground for the miscellaneous overflow from other de partments has nearly outlived Its use fulness. The Department of the In terlor originally was planned to care for Indian affairs and public lands, and lis functions In these dirottlons are fast waning. All of Its bureaus could be redistributed without Impairing their efficiency. Yet there are advocates for the cre ation of another new department, that of mines and mining, out of the bu reau of geological surveys, now in charge of the Department of the In terlor. The question arises whether so clearly defined a separation of com mercial interests Is necessary or ad visable. If the' Department of Com merce and Labor cannot assume charge of such interests as those of mines and mining, and if the Department of Agri culture cannot absorb such duties as pertain to land affairs and the reclama tion service, then it might be worth While to consider the establishment of a department of natural resources, under whose guidance the newly awak ened conservation policy might be worked out to its fulfillment. Indeed, since farm creation, crop production and forestry are akin to the conserva tion Idea, such a department as that of natural resources might be evolved from the present Department of Agri culture. The changes indicated would leave the numerical membership of the cabinet the same, but would readjust public interests all along the line to meet the demands of the times. Breaking a Continent'! Backbone. Forbidding barriers to trade in South America have loomed the Cordillera of the Andes, the conquer ing of which has long been the dream of those whose commercial instinct in spired their energies into channels likely to have more direct and prac tlcal results than the discovery of the poles. Persistently keeping at It has won, as usual, and as a New Year's present to the South American conti nent the engineers assure the public that on January 1 through railroad service will be opened from ocean to ocean. "Try not the pass," the old men cried to the adventurous mountain scalers, but the spirit of Excelsior was in the breasts of the engineers; they tried the pass, and when no pass would yield they forthwith made one. The new railroad, fighting its way up the ranges to a height of 10,000 feet, tun nels through the very heart of snow capped peaks and establishes the long-looked-for transcontinental line. Thus South America, until now sun dered by its natural barrier, becomes at last one integral continent. Ocean to ocean at the point of tunneling will be only one day apart, and the vast area to the east will be readily ac cessible from the west. This is a gain of nine days over the route of the fastest steamships from Buenos Ayres to Valparaiso. Routes of commerce will be revolutionized. A Frank Confession. In explanation of his positive decli nation to enter Into a Joint debate on the tariff with Senator Bailey of Texas Mr. Bryan makes a very frank confes sion, which Illustrates current demo cratic tactics. He gives as one of his reasons for refusing to debate the fal lowing: I might add th further reason that a debate between two democrat would ac centuate th tariff differences that have embarrassed our party In congress and give th republican newspaper a chance to dwell upon democratic dimensions In stead of devoting their time to th contest now being waged between th progressive republican and the standpatter. A de bat might be pleasing to the participant and entertaining to th audience, but I think that th subject which I am en deavoring to present 1 worthy of calm and serious consideration. In other words, while the breach between the different elements of the democratic party is as wide, if not wider, than that between the different elements of the republican party, it is Mr. Bryan's aim to gloss over and sup press the democratic dissension and to incite and encourage dissension In the republican ranks. In his view a debate on the tariff between two demo crats would be most unseemly, but a debate on the tariff between two re publicans would be just the thing. Democratic newspapers and orators must not accentuate the tariff dlffer- ences that are embarrassing their own party, but they must goad on repub lican newspapers, and republican ora tors. Into acrimonious discussion of re publican differences. It Is a poor rule that does not work both ways. Why should democratic newspapers be clamoring for a tariff debate between republicans and, at the same time, be Justifying Mr. Bryan's evasion of the invitation to debate the tariff with Senator BaileyT The dem ocrats cannot cover up their own party demoralization by trying to yield the forum to republican disputants. Canada Gaining Americani. Our northern neighbor, Canada, has been specifically alluring immigration from the United States bo long that she is now able to report on the result of her endeavor, and does It exultantly. From .the records for the last fiscal year at Ottawa comes the statement that the emigration from the United States to Canada was the largest on record, and even exceeded the number of arrivals from Great Britain. Most of these newcomers, comments the government statistician, were experl enced agriculturists with capital. The returns show 60,000 Americans set tling In Canada within the year, each possessed on an average of $1,000 in cash, stock or effects. This exhibit of an influx of $60,000, 000 in property, backed by aggressive personality, Is creditable to the sys tematic work of the immigration de partment, which has bid for ambitious people. Any American traveling 'on Canadian railroads cannot but be Im pressed with the thoroughness of the Canadian immigration officials in can vasslng the passengers for prospective settlers. All information concerning newcomers is recorded and the records are followed up with efforts to culti vate the settlers into citizenship. , The published list of delinquent cor porations that have failed to come across on Nebraska's new corporation tax is the index for a lot of Interest lng history. In the list, for example, is the Omaha Republican Publishing company, which for years Issued the old Omaha Republican until it foun dered on the rocks in 1890. Another name in the lla is that of the Trans mlsslsslppl and International exposl tlon, which tcok up Its work and tri umphantly completed it, although, perhaps, it wai never formally wound up and divested of its corporate exist ence. Other names suggest high hopes of enthusiastic inventors, great expectations of get-rich-qulck enter crises and sad memories of dismal failures that deserved a better fate. The comment by Edison, reviewing the marvels of electric display at vthe Hudson-Fulton celebration in New York, on the startling possibilities of the future, is inspiring. The great in ventor says that 40,000 alert minds are seeking the secret of electricity and how to conserve the 97 per cent that now goes to waste. While the heedless world involves Itself in the perplexities of vast armaments, debts and costly celebrations of past per formances, great investigators like Edison are quietly at work seeking light for the future which shall solve problems that but for these men of science would overwhelm humanity. State Treasurer Brian has reduced his reported cash on hand very ma terially, but $178,000 outside of the amounts placed in state depositories is altogether too much. The state de pository law contemplates the keeping of all the state's current and unin vested funds in approved and properly secured depositories, and with all of Nebraska's numerous banks there should be no difficulty in having enough of them qualify as depositories to take care of every cent of the stale's money all the time. Where are the democratic newspapers that fought uffer the banner of Cleveland? World-Herald. Some of them have cut loose and are standing firm by the principles which Cleveland represented, while others, like the World-Herald, sold out to the silver bulllonalres. And still others, who followed Bryan out of party loyalty, are trying to rescue the party and put It back on the track where It would have been had Cleve land remained In command. Germany, a past master In forestry, sends a tesson to the United States In the government reports that under scientific system the German forests have yielded larger production of lum ber, of a better quality, than uuder the old wasteful methods. This has been accompliahed with no decrease of acreage. Opponents of the United States bureau of forestry would And the German reports Instructive. If Nebraska had a law providing for compulsory arbitration of labor dis putes between public service corpora tions and their employes we would have had no street car strike In Omaha. Such a law, enacted at the earliest opportunity, will head off sim ilar strikes in the future. Mr. Roosevelt's activity In Africa Is reputed to have worn out one of the scientists of his party. The professor's illness recalls another professor's prophecy that Mr. Roosevelt on enter ing the African wilds would promptly die. In what Jungle now hides that prophet? An investigator of the careers of Harvard, Yale and Princeton students and graduates concludes that rich men's sons take few honors at college and few prizes In the world's work More encouragement for the poor boy, who has only to buckle down, stick to 5 V V The difference is $2 Ask your dealer It and eclipse the advantages of the J youth whose money encourages Idle-1 ness. During the famous anthracite coal strike the operators refused to arbi trate several times, but finally changed their minds. And after It was all over they were forced to admit that arbitration was the test thing that could have happened to them. The temporary home of the soldiers stopping over at Fort Omaha has been called Camp Thayer. This Is a neat tribute to the memory of the man who commanded Nebraska's contribution to the union army, and was later hon ored by high civil office. Dr. Cook admits that some of the Arctio nlcturs published to Illustrate his story are old ones resurrected from the flies of the Peary relief expedition. His publishers evidently used them In the belief that all Icebergs look alike. A Chicago engineer offers to re frigerate American cities in summer time by means of Arctio air drawn through huge djicts. It's a pleasant pipe dream, quickly dissipated by the hot air of the rival polar claimants. Mariners assert that the reported discovery of a fog-free cone extending eastward of northern Newfoundland means opportunity o clip another day from transatlantic records. What a brief ferry It is getting to be! Poshing; a Good Thing?. Indianapolis News. Returning; prosperity seems to be at fault again, Th president complain that the time he la having on hi western trip are entirely too good. Humming; Business Situation. Wall Street Journal. It Is a most significant feature of the present business situation that Industrial and railroad corporation are strong, not only In the way of current earning power, but also a regard th size of their work ing capital. POLITICAL LEIFT. Cincinnati's mayor devote a day a week listening to the complaints of kicker. Governor T. M. Campbell of Texas, whose term expire this year, Is likely to enter th contest for the senate Beat now held by Senator Culberson. The thermometer registered 100 degrees In the. shad In some parts of Texas last week, although ' a cold wave raged be tween Senator Bailey and W. J. Bryan. The atatu of Senator Quay, deceased boa of Pennsylvania, make a depressing exhibit In a storage warehouse. Fame and ' political friendships are painfully flefctlng. fJne of th feast projected for President Taft In the south harks back to the simple life. Corn-beef and cabbage, with corn bread on the side. That' what consti tution are mad of. , Philadelphia's municipal campaign la warming up, and the discovery of false registration In th name of dead men and famous characters of fiction evidences characteristic seal for th fleshpot at any cost. Otto T. Bannard, fusion, and Justice Gaynor of Brooklyn, Tammany, are the rival candidate for mayor of Nw York City. Bannard la manager of a trust cfrn pany, and Gaynor 1 the tormy petrel of the New York Judiciary. "LISTEN TO THAT CATCHY RAGTIME SOiiG" Audience at the Orpheum Thea ter Enthuses Over Black Face Artist and Eagerly Demands His Songs. Scores of this week's auditor at th Orphum theater who were carried away by "I'd Rather Be a Minstrel Man," the clever rag-time song offered by one of the dusky comedians, purchased the aong within two hour after hearing It. Buying a song Immediately after hear ing it would not b possible were It not for the "lightning song service" Inaugu rated by .the A. Hospe Co., of 1S1I Doug la street. Through arrangement With the various theatrical managers of this city, th songs sung at any of the playhouses may be purchased at Hospe' the moment they are sung here. Th plan is exclusive with Hospe' too others will causa you to wait a week or two for the "hits." ORPHEUM HITS for this week include: "I'd Bather Be a Minstrel Man," "Down Among the Sugar Cane," "Say No, That' All," "Meet Me on the Board Walk, Dearie" and the "Dahomeyan Queen." Last week's Orpheum hit have been reor dered, and Hospe' now offer a large. new lot of such songs a: 'Oh, What 1 Know About You," "Yip I Addy I Ay." "1 Want Someone to Love Me," "I'm Go ing to Do What I Please Once In a While" and -A Love My Wife, But Oh You Kid." BOYD HITS Selection form "The Gol den Girl" are here now also. "I Hear A Woodpecker Knocking At My Family Tree." "Land of Used To Be." "Indian Love Sung." I'd Rather Fight Like Ma." Don't Forget the Girl You Left Behind," and 'I'm Afraid To Be Alone." BURWOOD HITS "That's A Plenty." a sung by Bert Williams. In "Mr. Lode of Kole, Is on iale here now, and Hospe have Will Rosslter' telegraphic promise that the entire balance of songs sung by Bert Williams will be here by Saturday A. M. All the above song on ale Saturday at 19c per copy excepting operatic mu sic, which Is SOu. Look for this list every week. It mean that the vaudeville stag is to t virtually transplanted to your home. You'll hav th new hits a fait as they are Issued. a hospe co, 1111 Douglas Street. In Other Lands Id Lights Wtal t Trail, piling Among the STear and Tar JlatlOBa of the Berth, Event ar tending sharply toward a general election in Great Britain. Pre mier Asqulth's reply to Lord Rosebery'e attack on the budget, breathing confidence In th ultimate passage of th measure by the House of Lords, has not checked preparation for th Impending "appeal to th country." The budget I scheduled to pas the House of Common October 21. What the peers will do to the bill I fore casted by the preparations for c fierce campaign. The form of the rejection, not the substance, seems to be In doubt. Observer on the spot question whether the peer posse the courage to reject th bud get outright, and Indicate the more likely policy of hanging It up pending the ap peal. Th foreshadowed action of the peer may be credited to the dominant In fluence of Joseph Chamberlain. Until th famous Imperialist, old, paralytlo and stammering of speech. Bounded a rallying note for tariff reform, the British name for protection, the tory peer were barren of a Substitute for the revenue raising feature of the Lloyd-Gorg bill. Ad mittedly mor revenue 1 needed to carry on national policies. Th manner nf raising It Is the province of the commons. To reject such a measure for the reason that It exacted increased toll from th landlord and the wealthy In general would hav endangered th House of Lord by exposing the selfish motive of th mem bers. Beside the tory majority devised no alternative. In fact th torle In th House of Common, lead by Balfour, long ago gave up th fight and confined their ef fort to amendment. Chamberlain's eleventh hour rallying cry from hi sick room hks stiffened th tory backbone and nerved the wavering for the fight Even the straddling Balfour leaps from the fence he has oooupled line Chamberlain' first tariff declaration thirteen year ago. In th coming contest, therefor, the tori will challenge the country to forsake th time-honored policy of free trade and sub stitute customs duties for th revenue measure of Lloyd-George. On the liberal id the rallying cry will be free trad and taxation of th rich. It will b a strug gl worth watching. It I difficult for Americana, to consider seriously th prevalent fear of German In vasion manifested by Englishmen. It ha been laughed at and scoffed, but it Uvea on and waxes healthy on th Jeers of un feeling. The reason for It, generally peaking, I to be found in th growth of Germany in population and material wealth, and th development of the nation a a naval power. Germany's activity a a sea power, coupled with It dominance a a military power, I considered a men ace to the world' peace. Admiral Berea ford at New York and Lord Northcllff, managing owner of the London Tim, at Chicago, expressed the prevalent'. British fear of Germany. Th London editor con alder all Germany' preparation ar di rected against England. More elaborate and definite on this Una la th review of the relation of the two countries In McClure's Magaxine by H. B. Chamberlain, London corespondent of the New York Sun. A formidable array of Incident, assertions, opinion and historic parallels are clearly dovetailed with the actlvitle of Germany' navy yard to support th assumption that the kaiser ha base designs on hi uncle' dominion. Most Interesting of Mr. Cham berlain' advance picture of the war cloud I the suggestion, now permanently heard, that the United Bute can preserve the peace of th world by calling a halt on Germany. Th remedy, In the writer' opin ion, I to say to Germany, In the language of diplomacy, "We shall regard any further Increase In armament on your part as an unfriendly act." King Edward should not be asked to send these word to hi pug nacious nephew because, being an Inter ested party, his motive might be misunder stood. "Th initiative," naively conclude th writer, "unquestionably belong to Amerloa. It alon amongth great power 1 above susploion in motive. It' ahare of the general burden, which 1 piling up so rapidly, ha not yet become crushing. Dis interested common sens ia It sufficient incentive and Justification. Public negotia tions and peace conference no longer meet the requirement of th situation. Diplo macy accomplishes little at debates In pub lic tribunes. Th pregnant progress In the diplomatic world is 'the exchange of view.' Perhaps this ha already begun through the White House and State department." Unfortunately Unole Sam ha troubles of his own. A polar war promise to keep him busy for some tlm. and prevent him from giving any attention to other people' affair.. Every nation In the civilised world an- parently can find In th rcord of 180s some thing to "centennlallse" this year. Even Austria, which In isoe underwent terrible humiliation at the hand of Napoleon, la no exception, for if Its regular armies were defeated. It irregular patriots, the Tyro lese under Andreas Hofer, won uch vic tories over the Franco-Bavarian that It wa only diplomacy that ruined them. The Tyrolese, who had In 1H6 been made Ba varians against their will, endeavored, on the renewal of the war between Franca and Austria four years later, to rejoin tneir country to Austria. Even after Aus tria had been compelled to yield they kept on fighting. Under the leadership of Hufer ana nis asoeiattH. who had had no other experience In war than what fell to their lot as militia officer, they Inflicted crush ing defeats on French marshals, and were finally overcome only by force of numbers. Hofer. who wa captured, was shot by Na poleon' order after a perfunctory trial. His name Is still great In Tyrolese song and story, and history Justifies Its great nets. Th event of 1X09 ar being com memorated at Innasbruck in the presence of Frani Joseph. With old age relief, according to a writer In McClure'a. Denmark has had a signif icant experience in proof of the ancient maxim, "Th more c,u do the more you may do." In 1-.93, about 43mO aged persons were enjoying assistance from the com munity; in 1S06 there were nearly 67,000. There ha been no increase in poverty or In population to explain this growth; and It seems that the larger number must be accounted for by the fact that now, as age Com ou, the individual begin te ar- The Extraordinary Demand for the OCTOBER SCRIBNER Containing the first installment of Theodore R oosevelt s African Trip Compels the Publishers to ask the indulgence of new subscribers and those who fail to find copies on the news stands. The entire edition is now in the hands of the news dealers, who are making every effort to fill orders from all parts of the country, but there must necessarily be some delay and shortage. The follow inf teleram show the keen popular interest: Boston, Mass. We have sold over 600 extra copies so far of the October number. J. F. Murphy. Boston, Mass. Metropolitan, freight five hundred Oct.; Roosevelt sells spite North Pole. The O. W. Armstrong D. R. and N. Co. Phlla., Pa. Sold usual monthly supply October Scribner in two days; have doubled our order. John Wanamaker. Pittsburg;, Pa. Send Adams express; rush one hundred October Scribner; must have for Saturday. R. S. Davis & Co. Chicago, 111. Sold double our regular order; Western News Co. sold out. ' Charles MacDonald. Louisville, Ky. Sale has Increased one hun dred per cent; order with News Co. for eighty-five additional not yet received; can't you ahip me one hundred at once? Chas. T. Dearlng. From the American News Company: "We are in receipt of telegrams from a number of our news branches, as well as orders by mall from every section of the country, for an extra supply of Scrlbner's Magazine for October. We would tike to know bow far you will be able to supply the quantity re quired for the greatly increased demand that seems to be growing very day. Your very truly, "Stephen Farrelly, Mgr." Charles Scribner s Sons, Publishers New Ydrk rang hi affairs so that h can obtain government help. Furthermore, the aver age amount paid out per person haa, since ISM, gone up, from $11.50 to something mor than $26. But Denmark I a land of prosperity; th expenditure, If divided among all the people, would be only about 30 cent for each, and even though the Danish old ag provision la expensive, no on care. On advantage of th Danish law over th German 'plan Is that It protects all the. aged and deserving poor, and not merely th former employes of Industry. Except for th demand that the applicant be deserving no class I selected for pro tection. Mahomet V Imperial progress through his dominions, which ha commenced with a visit to th ancient capital of Brousa, In th Asiatic portion of Turkey, la significant of the new era which his reign ha Inaugurated, and la a notable event, both in hi own life and In that of hi subject. To th latter the padlshah ha for th last half century been llttl els than a name a silent and mysterious force, hidden away within the walls of the Tlldl palace and park. He simply revels In hi new liberty, enjoy to the ut most lng the people, greeting them and receiving their salutatlonu In turn. By thus getting Into personal and sympathetic touch with hi subject of every faith and creed, Mahomet V I doing much to revive their loyelty and to restore the popularity of the throne. Mnnd from I nder. Baltimore American. A college president say that airships will replace automobile. Then Instead of th speed maniacs running over the general public they will be falling down on their heads. PIANOS MOW A. HOSPE CO. iai3 DOUGLAS ST. St. Louis, Mo. Scrlbner's going fine; our regular order and an extra hun dred are almost gone. E. T. Jett Book & News Co. Washington, D. C, Sept. 24, '0. Increase sale already over hundred per cent, and still In creasing. Adams News Depot. Cincinnati, Ohio. October Scribner sales five tjmes greater than ever before. The Robt. Clarke Co. Milwaukee, Wis. Srrlbnor's Magazine sale to date about double the usual amount. T. S. Qray Co. Omaha, Neb. A tremendous Increase In sales; everybody interested. Bennett Co. Seattle, Wn. Demand extraordinary; In creased supply one hundred seventy-five extra. Lowman Hanford Co. Toronto, Canada. Three leading dea'ers sold out; Toronto News Company ordering more. A. H. Blight. LAUGHING OAS. "This la your ion's third year at college, Isn't ltT" "Yea, and he I doing really splendid work." "Mental or athlatloT" "Why, h poses for all these picture of perfectly dreaied young men In the cloth ing manufacturers olroulara." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "How long Is It lnce you hav had any work to dof" asked th lady who had Just handed out th pleo of blueberry pie. "Well, I'll tell you, ma'am," replied th recipient of the b. p. "I've had work io do right along, but I ain't just felt like doln' it." Chicago Reoord-Herald. Hart Isn't it a bit late to be wearing your outing suit, old man? Smart Well, I'm on my way to the coal denier and I want to give him the lmpreH slon that It' still summer. Boston Tran script. "I wish Mr. Flimgllt wouldn't talk o much during a game of bridge whist." "You cant blame her for making the most of her opportunities," answered Mies Cayenne. "The chHnues are that none nf the players will be cm speaking terms after the game I over." Washington Star. City Friend (spending the day in distant suburb) Didn't ft ever strike you that your servant Is Impertinently Inquisitive?'' Subberba My dear fellow. It's only the way of a privileged old family retainer. Why. would you believe It, that girl ha been with ua over five weeks! Harper Weekly. "Sir. one of your reporter referred to m In your- paper this morning aa a 'big. greasy, drunken loafer." I want that cor rected. It's an Inf.irnotis slander!" "I see It Is. You are guunt and thin. We'll correct It tomorrow. Good morning." Chicago Tribune. "And you didn't hit him when h oalled you a liar?" "No. sir. It would have contravened ths constitutional privilege of free spech. Be sides, he weighs forty pounds mure than I do.' Philadelphia Ledger. Bmmra