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Adreae will bo Haare aa aftaa aa awejaoataS. Worth repeating: late to arbitrate. It is never too Mr. Bryan will not debate with Sen ator Bailey. Mr. Bryan doea not have to divide the sate receipts. Painting, scenery on wood is the latest theatrical device. , Many playa flocm wooden enough without that. Carter lake is not quite so euphoni ous Lake Nakoma, but the reason for It is much more eaally explained. Wright sailed over the head of Bartholdl'satatuo, but Liberty looked aereneiy on rrom a rock foundation. Alfonso's forces in stirring a Span ish omelet for rebellious Moors used shells to make the yoke more palata ble. " After the city council requires li censes from motormen tho next thing on the program will be to license chauffeurs. N'cst registration dsy comes Tues day, October S. Make an appointment .vith yourself to call on the registrar without fall. The new United States minister who ,kas ssaumed the miaaion to uplift our trade in China promises to be an electric Crane. . . Remember that tha candidate who confesses to "corporate affiliations" la running for supreme Judge on the democratic ticket Lord N'orthcllffe assures the. United States that we have nothing to fear from war with Europe. He ought to know; be has seen both sides. ; The entertainment committee for the Jap commissioners should be ap pointed early so they can begin at 'V once to practice up on their Japanese. . . The Seattle exposition is having Ita President's dsy. The President's day .was the saving clause for the Omaha exposition, and we trust Seattle will be as well favored. ., Mr. Taft convinces the people of North Yakima that nothing was quite so nice ss a big red apple. Thus is a famous popular comparison presi dential perpetuated. The New Jersey architect who pledges his new dwelling to stand a thousand years very properly In cited unbelievers to a housewermlng at the end of tha term. It is announced that Halley'a elusive comet haa been photographed so successfully that anyone may ob tain a likeness. Heavenly rarities beooms commoner every dsy. Qeneral Frederick D. Grant, criti cised for marching ahead of a "dry" parade, might refer his detractors to those who condemned his father for the whisky they said he drank. Missouri will wait to bs shown no longer, but has summoned a Nebraska prise-winning farmer to prove how easy it Is for a msa to make a living off ten acres snd to get rich off twenty, All elrcumstsnces considered, the police fores is entitled to a bouquet for Its efficiency in maintaining order as well as It has been maintained. The number of men la the police depart ment Is notoriously inadequate to ordi nary demands, and with extra work comes the real test. 8o fsr, so good. "HoriionUl Bill." The death of William R. Morrison at the advanced age of 84 years is a reminder of a busy public life, which, howen-er, closed twelve years sgo, since which time Colonel Morrison had been In retirement. It Is mors espe cially a reminder of the famous tariff bill which he iponsored, making a horizontal reduction in all the tariff schedule, which esrned for him the sobriquet of "HoriiontsI Bill." The bill presented by Colonel Mor rison ss chairman of the ways and means committee, for the purpose of vindicating the democratic position on the tariff, was the most brilliant ex ample of what a tariff bill ought, not to be and produced the natural result of extinguishing its author's con gresslonsl career by defeat at the sub sequent election in 1886. The "hor isontsl bill" undertook a percentsge reduction of every Item whether on raw material or manufactured product, whether representing large or small Importations or whether the article came Into competition with American made products or not The only thing like it ever proposed is that now cham pioned by Mr. Bryan whereby he wishes an annual reduction of a given per cent until the tariff becomes a uniform impost of 25 per cent ad valorem. While the "horizontal bill" marked the political grave of Colonel Mor rison, so far ss congressional activity was concerned, it did not end his pub lic csreer, because the lucky sdvent of a democratic president transferred him to the Interstate Commerce com mission, where he served with ability snd fidelity for ten years and earned the period of rest that followed. Votei for Women. The American mind, unfamiliar with the intricacies of English politics, if it granted suffrage at all to women would grant It under provisions Iden tical with those required of male voters. And the average American has taken it for granted that the suf fragette agitation which has so stirred Great Britain was Intended to secure the equal right of ballot to the gentler sex at large rather than to a limited class. But all is not peace In the feminine camp, for now comes Miss Mary Mac Arthur of London, who assures Amer ican women, and incidentally Ameri can men. that the English suffrage movement la a hollow sham. Miss MacArthur represents tho organized women workers of England, and she says that according to the provisions of the bill now before Parliament only 5 per cent of these 200,000 working women would be enfranchised. Miss MacArthur pleads that her American sisters awake to the Injus tice of this thing. She hopes to or ganize a sisterhood here that will con vey to the haughty suffragette leaders abroad a good old-fashioned United States protest. If the English suf fragette Is an aristocrat seeking to dominate those of her sex who have to earn a living, the United States tongue is the fit medium for Miss Mac Arthur to use in giving expression to her wrath. But she can hardly get American women to fume over the suffragette situation abroad. When the American woman truly wants her sex to vote she will ee that she does it right here at home and then Invite her British cousin to come over and share the privilege. Tie Campaign in New York. When the New York republicans flung forth their Bannard on the outer wall the cry was, "Who will come forth for Tammany?" Desperate in the face of determined fusion for re form, the organization besought Wil liam J. Gaynor, who once refused Croker's pleading to head the city ticket. Ever since that refusal Gay nor, now a justice of the supreme court, has been fighting corruption in politics. Tammany realized that the reformers must be met with a man of their own metal. Tammany's need is not alone to elect a mayor, but also to be successful with Its borough tickets. Judge Gaynor was opposed by the majority of district leaders aa repre senting much thst Tammany doee not, but Boss Murphy decided that other names were hopeless and dictated his nomination. Realizing the strength of the splendidly organized anti-Tam many combination, Murphy foresaw that no one else would appeal to those independent votera likely to be other wise allured by the Impressive array of leadera In the opposition camp as would Gaynor. Judge Gaynor is re puted to be of the Hughes type, but Governor Hughes will support Ban nard. who has also been endorsed by President Taft. The democrats are turning to the west for strong men to help their candidate. Altogether, the New York City campaign is bound to arouse nstional interest. Taxing: Great Eit&tei. After having auccessfully attacked the fortunes left by Field, Morris snd Yerkes. Illinois now seeks sustenance from the Harrlman estate. Through lta attorney general It Is devising the appraisement of all the Harrlman holdings in Illinois, with a view to the assessment of the state's 2 per cent inheritance tax. Inasmuch aa this rate Is higher than that in New York, the executor doubtless will resist the threatened suit. The Harrlman case is likely to in volve Illinois in the difficulty foreseen by advocates of a national Inheritance tax. Mr. Harrlman died a citizen of New York and his estate is adminis tered there. The effort at taxation in Illinois instsntly stirs up a conflict of Jurisdiction. If, a Illinois claims. Harrlman'a holdings In Illinois Cen tral, Chicago tt Alton and other Illinois corporstions sre subject to the Illinois Inheritance tax. snd It New York also spplles Its tsx to these same holdings, sn Issue of double taxation will be precipitated which may involve both states In prolonged litigation. With Individual ststes Jointly striv ing to spply their several taxes to the estates of millionaires, in addition to the constant enterprise of heirs seek ing their apportionment of fortunes, concentration of wealth becomes less of a bugbear except to those In whose hands it msy be concentrated. A multiplication of inheritance taxes would quickly work disintegration. Get Together. Although the chasm between the street railway and Its former employes has been widening rather than nar rowing, there is still room to get to gether. According to the spokesman of the men the strike has Just begun, and ac cording to the spokesman of the com pany the strike is all over. In one case or the other the advice to get together is still good. The strike may be won by the com pany, but some victories are dearly bought at any cost What the people want Is immediate restoration of satisfactory street car service and a stoppage of the interrup tion of business, and more particularly its accomplishment in time to assure success for Ak-Sar-Ben. What the street railway company wants is not only a corps of competent, faithful and honest men to man their cars, but also to regain the good will of the entire community, and the good will of the worklngman and wage earner ia just as important to it as the good will of the business man and the millionaire. The notion that the defeat of the strikers will mean the deathknell of unionism is most ridiculous and pre posterous. Unionism will not fall with one strike or with twenty strikes. The unions have been beaten time and again, but still survive. In this case the atrlkers have long since ceased to insist on recognition as a union and any contract with it, and the matters still in dispute are all subjects that can be adjusted on the give-and-take plan if the parties to the strike will only try to get together on some fair basis. Both the strikers and the company ought to have this much consideration for the general public. Get together. It seems to us that the striking street car men are making a mistake with their parades. The parades do no particular good and accomplish nothing, but increase the danger points for trouble and are calculated to incite sympathizers to violence. The labor parade Is all right In time of indus trial peace, but not in time of Indus trial warfare. w ' .Lincoln's Young Men's Christian association building fund went up to 1105,048.10 before the clock struck 12. that is a mighty good showing. We suggest, however, that the Lln colnltes get Into communication with Omaha's building fund boosters to find out Just what percentage should be charged off aa bad paper. The French episcopate condemns co-education in the public schools, stating that "the mixture of the two sexes is contrary to morality and un worthy a civilized peoplo-" In the light of America's successful co-educa tion, France may be assured that it altogether depends upon the sort of people. More than 600,000 public school children gathered in historical ob servance made an impressive feature of New York's gala week. No cen tennial can be adequately celebrated these days without assigning Young America a prominent part. That failed Oklahoma bank has on deposit nearly $760,000 of state money. That reminds us of old days In Nebraska when the state treasurer was supposed to come to the rescue of every shaky bank with money belong ing to the people. It has taken New York and New Jersey fourteen years to perfect the possession of fourteen miles of the Palisades for preservation aa a public park. A mile a year is pretty slow progress for two powerful states. The Postofflce department is doing good work in seeking to establish the Identity of all using the general de livery service. Those who resent the order must have concealed reasons for concealing their Identity. With the railroads promising to mske the New York-Chlcsgo trip in fifteen hours, dwellers In Manhattan will aoon begin to consider the de sirability of Mlasourl river points for their week-end holidays. One of the fashionable hotels plans to meet a demand for a diamond studded room with gold dishes where breakfast may be had at $20 a plate. Yet some people grumble st the high price of rump steak. People often have to go away froai home to hear the news. It haa been discovered down at Lincoln that Omaha's street car strike is sil politics. Strange the people here have not ieal ised tt The street car company may be a great loser by this strike, but it Is not the biggest loser. The real victims are the 200,000 men, women and chil dren who live In Omaha, South Omaha, Council Bluffs and the suburbs. A New York actress has brought from Europe a marvelous buttonless gown. Mere msn who wonders whst keeps It on probably will discover that It is a new device for testing a hua band's temper. The promised plnlesa hat may be a recompense, but he who pays the price will continue skeptical. Chicago police find ammonia offi cially substituted for brandy as a restorative agent in the ambulance service. Thus are the joys of life ruth lessly spirited away. Ta Carh Hla Da. Washington Herald. Mr. Dnchot Is satisfied; Mr. Bellinger la satlafled; Mr. Taft Is satisfied. Mr. Olavla alone seems to be possessed of a lemon. Whet the West I.Ikes. Cleveland Leader. The president's courae In meeting dyna mic Issues In his western speeches Is what the west likes. It Is good politic as well aa good Americanism. Elemental Characteristics. St. Paul Pioneer-Press. Bryan says he Is convinced that both Cook and Peary are democrats because they have shown their ability to live a long time out In the cold. And then they quar rel so enthusiastically. "Everybody'a Prealdent.' Denver News. Taft Is everybody's president; which doesn't alter the fact that In the begin ning he was nobody's candidate. But the public mind is seldohi critical, and is studious only by accident. Wherefore, the pleasant fiction holds. Well, It Is fiction with a basis of fact, anyway. Let it stand. Will They Heeal tbe Waralaft Baltimore American. President Taft warns the trusts that they must not only be good, but they must also stay good. This is where the moat trying part of practicing goodnesa comes in. Sporadic virtue is not so dif ficult and may even prove a good ad vertisment, but virtue as a continuous performance Is very strenuous. A Ocatle Backhander. w Boston Herald. General Fred Grant, who has been sug gested as a presidential candidate for the prohibitionists, Is reported as saying that he would be glad to give his body as a sacrifice If it would free the coun try from the demon drink. That's a noble sentiment, but the drink, he speaks of Is probably not the drink which President Lincoln once wished that some of his non-fighting generals might partake of. Industrial Recovery. Springfield Republican. Only 68,502 idle freight cars could be found In the United tSates on September 16 by the American Railway association statisticians. This figure compares with 106,677 on September 1 and with 170,652 for the same time last year. Here we evidently have unimpeachable evidence of Industrial recovery. Not before since the panto of 1907 have the railroads been employed so nearly to their full capacity. New York's Cold Storage Vlctnals. New York Sun. In New York we have become so hard ened to eating the strange 'products of the cold storage vaults that the fresh foods of our childhood would probably seem un palatable. To the diner accustomed to the pale, tasteless chicken of our hotels and restaurants, a real' full-blooded broiler, slain within the current year would taste "strong" and obnoxiously assertive. Sim ilarly, a fresh egg, neither Iced nor par tially hatched, might seem to our sophis ticated palates to possess too many of the attributes of the Ingenue. NATIONAL. ECONOMY. Will Coaareaa Co-Operate with the President t New York Tribune. President Taft said confidently at Denver that 140,000,000 to S50.000.000 would be saved In federal expenses by the efforts of his cabinet to economise. The president's in sistence on rigid economy and the cordial co-operation of the heads of departments are well known, but it Is impossible to es cape some doubt as to tha amount of help which congress will be willing to give. It is, of course, true that the more system atic efforts of the executive branch to curtail the steadily Increasing expenses of the government originated with the housa, and especially with Representative Tawney, chairman of the committee on appropria tions. It is also true that the senate has Just created a new committee whose spe cial duty it will be to curtail appropria tions until they shall bear at least a rea sonable proportion to the estimated rev enue. Nevertheless, when In the past oppor tunities have been presented for genuine economic reform congress has too often rejected them, the senate having been the worae offender. The house, for Instance, had more than once voted to abolish the expensive and superfluous pension agencies, but each time the senate has refused to ac cept the reform because, Indeed, It would cut off patronage regarded aa particularly valuable in those states where agencies are situated. Again, several hundred thouand dollars might be saved, with no loss of efficiency, by combining the offices of register and receiver of tho several land offices. No material argument against this reform has been presented, the only reason advanced for rejecting It being that already civil service reform has deprived members of congress of sO much patronage that no more can be rpared. The combination of navy yards also offers a fertile field for economy. There Is no question In the minds of unprejudiced ob servers that a large saving could be ef fec.ed, without detriment to the navy, by abolishing some of the less important yards and increasing, if need be, the larger plants. Other ways might be cited In which con gress should co-operate with the executive In the promotion of economy; but will It? This coming session will be the last before the election of the next tlouse. Will the members of the house, therefore, be willing In any way to curtail that patronage which they deem Important In carrying the elec tions? And if the house, under Mr. Taw liey's leadership, does evince a willingness to act In the Interest of economy rather than of ppoils, will the senate du Ita part? Experience rather auggesta trie possibility that, the executive branch having pointed the way to saving ttf.OOO.OOO or 100,000.000 In the budget, the legislative branch will act as If it regarded the reduction in the es timates ss just so much margin within which It may Indulge In various extrava gancea for Its own ends. If it does, the president will be practically powerless, for he possesses no power to veto individual Item in an appropriation bill, but must accept or reject each measure as an entirety VVm. R. Morrison Oareer of a Tariff Kafora Dem ocrat Ooaaploaons la Party Oonn ells Twenty and More Tears Ago Ten years of retirement from public activities all but quenched the light which kept In view for almost forty years the figure of William R. Morrison of Illinois, whose death Is Just announced. From 1WI to 1KB he waa an active force In state and national politics, a soldier In the Mexican and civil wars, and a democrat all the while. Barely two weeks ago-Heptember 17 he passed his 84th birthday anniversary, but the shadows of approaching end dark ened the occasion. A native son of Illinois, ss well as his father, he grew up with the state, participated In Its various develop ments, and loyally performed hla duties In atate and national offices to which he was elected. The family came of Irish stock, originally settling In Pennsylvania before the revolution, and moving to Illinois in 1792. William R. Morrison passed his early years on the homestead farm In Monroe county. When the war with Mexico broke out, that democratic war which added two empires to our domain, Morrison, who had not yet reached manhood, enlisted as a pri vate, marched across the country after Taylor, and was In the memorable battle of Buena Vista. He served throughout the Mexican war with credit and returned to Illinois on tha proclamation of peace. The spirit of adventure engendered by the war had Its effect on young Morrison, and he Joined the Argonauts of '49, In the then great undertaking of a pannage across the deserts and Sierras of the far west, to seek his fortunes in the gold diggings of California. He was fairly successful as a miner, but soon tired of a life of adventure and after two years returned to his home In Illinois, where his fellow-citizens soon afterwards elected him clerk for the circuit court ot Monroe, his native county. Ha waa clerk of the circuit court of his county when the Kansas-Nebraska bill was passed by congress. The leading demo cratic politicians of Illinois took issue with Douglas, tha father of that measure, aban doned the party, and denied the right of home rule In the territories. But Morrison, although he had never met Douglas, re signed his clerkship, took the stump, espousing the cause of Douglas and dem ocracy, believing and declaring the right and ability of the people of the territories to take care of their own affairs and govern themselves. Prominence as a campaigner resulted in his election to the legislature in 1804, and re-election for two following sessions. As soon as the news of the battle at Bull Run reached southern Illinois It became clear that there was to be a war In reality and that men must take sides without fur ther parley. It was no longer sentiment. Many of the principal men in southern Illi nois were of Virginian ancestry, and with these Morrison's political and personal re lations were always close. But sentiment, even friendship, had to be abandoned. It was a war for home and peace, and Mor rison at once tendered his services to Gov ernor fates ot Illinois. He was commis sioned and under that authority and prin cipally at his own expense, raised the regiment afterwards known as the Forty ninth Illinois volunteers. The story of his desperate charges at Donelson against a position Impregnable with the insignificant force at hand, Is a matter of history, as is Ms being left for dead upon the field. His obituary appeared In the dispatches of the day. The long, dreary Journey of Mrs. Morrison to the front, where she nursed him back to strength sufficient to get him home, is a touching part of the story. While he was still on crutches came the dreadful news of Shlloh, and, still on crutches, he hurried to rejoin his com rades in the weary investment and siege of Corinth. While at the front and not yet entirely recovered he received notice of his nomination for congress, which came, however, apparently handicapped with a platform deprecating the civil contest, if not advocating the abandonment of the struggle. Across tha drumhead at his tent he In dorsed it thus: "Gentlemen, Interpreting your platform to mean a vigorous proseou tion of the war to final success, I accept." He took no part In the- political cam paign. He remained with his regiment and discharged his military duties until the news of his election to congress reached hlra, when he resigned to take a place In the council of the nation. On his resigna tion General Grant indorsed, "He is one of our best officers." His first term In congress was without much Incident. He supported the union cause In congress, as he did on the field of battle, earnestly, aggressively and intel ligently. in 1SB4 he was defeated for re-election, and returned to the practice of law at Waterloo and in 1866 he was again dereateo for congress. He was elected to the legislature of his state in 1871. and of his services there, throughout the long ten months' session on tha revision of the state law and the giv ing effect to the new constitution, a col league, who had been associated with him, Indulging in reminiscences In a public ad dress eight or ten years ago. said: "In that house, which contained many distinguished and able men on both sides, Mr. Morrison was the admitted chief." In that year.. 1871, Chicago suffered one of the most disastrous fires of modern times, involving the destruction of miles of build ings and aggregating nearly $300,000,000 loss. Among other measures of relief for the stricken city was that proposed at the session of the legialatur specially called for that purpose. On this Colonel Morrison said: "If Chi cago came here In Its strength I should vote no. But coming in ashes. I vote aye." To these simple, emphatic words citizens of Chicago credit the success of the meas ure giving them $3,000,000, and after wards they presented to Colonel Morrison a cane mounted with a bronxe head from one of the melted chimes of the burnt city, bearing that legend with the presenta tion Inscription. Colonel Morrison was an enthusiastic ad mirer and devoted adherent of Samuel J. Tllden. He put his whole heart Into the TUden campaign of ISTS, and after the election was a member of the committee appointed by the democratic which went to New Orleans to watch the counting of the votes. On 'the return of the committee, Roger Q. Mills of Texas, then a young member of the 1 house, w ho had aggressively op posed the electoral commission and voted against It all the time, greeted Morrison with the wall: "Oreat heavens, Morrison, If you had only been here the electoral commission would never have been born." The electoral commission was, to all in tents and purposes, tha work of Samuel J. Randall and Abram 8. Hewitt, and Mor rison never had anything to do with its formation, never approved of it and waa scarcely disappointed at Its findings. but during his absence la New Orleans Impress the good dresser, because we give to them a pleasing, artistic touch of good style. Our eji ceptional ability in the designing of young men's clothes has made the Collegian brand the universal standard. From a quality standpoint, we know it is impossible to procure better Value. The best of every thing goes into these clothes and this high standard, which we constantly maintain, is responsible for the world wide reputation of Adler's Collegian Clothes. The Autumn and Winter fashions in suits and overcoats are now being shown by the most representative clothiers in all parts of America. Prices range from $15.00 to $40.00, U . J 1111 ssaiaajaj.... wai . ,n j , m. s I .-"i.fi 'J jV;5 a-- .w'- mI-KsV tL-erY elLi tl 1 David Adler S Sons Clothing Co. Nobby Clothes Makers. MILWAUKEE Randall and Hewitt had committed the democratic party In caucus to the meas ure, and William R. Morrison never bolted either a caucus or a convention. PERSONAL NOTES. A New Orleans man laughed so heart ily the other day that he died before he could get his face straight. If there is anything in a name. Dr. Cook should be pleased to know that he has the significant Indorsement of Prof. Frost of the Chicago university and Cap tain Cold of the Swedish navy. ,Ex-Mayor Wells of St. Loulx, who was chief executive of that city eight years, says that any man who hold.s that Job earns and should receive a . salary of $15,000 a year. He ought to know-. A nominee for Judge In Ureuthltt county, Kentucky, has Just been shot by his own brother. Provided the shooting was in the back, the ethtoal code of that region seems to have experienced no Im pairment of Integrity. A veteran of the "civil war makes de mand upon the government "for extra pay for having given tho generals advice. Why. every soldier did that; and, as for civilians, they sat up nights to grind it out, paid the postage themselves arid never thought of charging a cent. GOING ABHOAII FOR EX tJII'I.KK. What the Monetary Commission Can See If It Looks. Denver Republican. The bankers do not agree with President Taft In his advocacy of postal savings banks, which they fear would invade the territory In which their business and Its' profits are gleaned. But this Is a selfish consideration, which should have no weight with congress. Some of the bankers favor tho establish ment of a great central bank rembllng the Bank of England or the Bunk of France. They are prompt to point to those Institutions In illustration of the sdvan tages of such a bank, but It may be thought somewhat singular that when drawing upon Europe for examples of a wise banking policy, they fail to recog nize that postal savings banks have lung been established In the principal countries of the old world. If the example of Kurope is good enough to Justify the establishment of a great central bank in the I'uited Slates, why should not the Kuropean ex ample be followed in respect of postal sav ings banks? There is one tiling sure about poKtal savings banks, and that Is that in cae of a panic they would not close their doors and refuse to honor the checks of deposit ors. They would never fail, and that, of nil things, is what one should be able to say of a aings bank. LINES TO A LAUGH. "Yes, your honor, I admit 1 Jolted this man." "What nti the aggra ation ?" "He Insisted upon tiringing a new Cook pun on me." "t'lseharged." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "I met a man the other day who told me he had a thousand curtain calls." "A thousand curtain calls: lie must be a monuments! liar." "Not at all. He Is a fashionable house furnisher." Baltimore American. Anxious Friend dayman, you ought to do something for that uncontrollable thirst of yours, and you ought to do it quick. Gayman (putting on his hat i I in ready to go and Join you In one right now, old chap! Chicago Tribune. "How different are the faces liiof-e two women? One all change of expres sion the other a fixed, vacant Mare." "Yes; It Is the difference of tlie middle and the automobile face.' -lialtlinore American. "I strongly suspect that )ou favor a wide open town." faid the metropolitan re former. "Again ou rong me." answered the local leader. "What I want i plenty of the strictest kind of laws They needn't sVsA'JusauifjLasBia MmjiafrijijL,v!mMUHmmp i v. : Krt4iaaHS fuel worry my friends and they came In handy In chastising enemies." Washington Star. liridget An" did th' doctor say yea bad any pronounced dis'ase? Pat Shure an' he did; but, begorrah. Ol ; couldn't pronounce It. Judge. Trotter During my travels In Italy I was captured, bound and gaKgeiJ by bandits. Miss Homer-How Tomnatiei-Weiin they" " anything like the bandits in llie 6uera? f Trotter No, indeed; the gags they used were all new. New York Standard. A WAIL FROM THE JUNGLE. Baltimore American. Oh, Teddy Is having a killing time, Ted Is ho la. This Is the burden of our rhyme, This biz of his; Ah, mourning will be In each den That brought a beast within his ken, When Teddy goes inarching home agalu When Teddy goes marching home. When couching lions at him start He alms quite alow. And shoots them right straight through the heart, ; 'Tls ho, you know; ' Of rhinos lie has quite a score When Teddy goes marching home once) " more. When Teddy goes marching home. Six hippos tried upset his boat, I'm sure that's light. He kept It 'gainst them all afloat; HI might did fright The hippcis ho, they swam away, Oh, there will be gheol to pay, Till Teddy- goes marching home someday. Till Teddy goea marching home, t Ho rides cowcatchers on tha trains, And putH a shot Through some giraffe's unlucky brains; Beasts wish a lot. They'd put him with a frosty snub Into the Ananias club When Toidy comes marching home, hub bub! When Teddy goes marching homo. OIL PAINTINGS TO JO CHEAP A. Hospe Co. Offers Superb $25 Grade Paintings, Already Framed, at Only $11.98 Each. A New York art importer, sorely pressed for money, found a haven of financial re lief when the A. Hospe Co. of 1613 Iftmgla street offered ready cash for an even duzen superb oil paintings, each a gem from the brush of a Kuropean art academician. The A. Hospe Co. didn't pay the full value for the paintings nothing ilka It and this deal shapes Itself Into a rare op portunity for twelve Omaha homes to exhibit art in Its highest form, at a coat almost ridiculous. The paintings in question were deftly executed by t.uch foreign artiste as "Hull." "lunskl." and "flhublett," and have been framed In superb massive gold frames, wl lch alone would be considered rare values at $15 each. The frames have no searna In tha corners this Itself Is an evidence of quality, and each painting haa been mounted lu a black glass covered shadow box. - The aubjei ts sre landscapes, soma Inter- I spersed with figures, some truly 'rural ' and any one of them will loom up m" iilflienily In ones parlor, no matter how exquieltely appointed tha parlor might be. The paintings, an even doien. are now on exhibition at tl.e Hospe a I ore and ta most conservative value that a connois seur could put upon tliern would be $"' each. Yet tliey are offered at $11.1 each and ill be disposed of quickly si such a trifling figure. A. HO.iK CO., 101 J Douglas surest.