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Subscribed In my preesnce and sworn to before me tnla 1st day of September, 10. M. P. WALKER, Notary Publla abaorlbers leas-las the eit- tesa orarlli; akeial bar Tha Be naallaa ta theaa. Address will aa kaiigeel aa oftea aa reejaeeted. Walking Is admittedly good exercise, but, like other good things, it can be overdone. In the Bryauite lexicon "embezsle ment of power" is all wrong, but em bezzlement of the populist party name Is all right. Another French army officer has been killed as the result of an aero plane test. The aviation death rate keeps quite high. The Lincoln Star refers to the Ak-Bar-Ben board of governors as "that callous Omaha committee." Now that ovens up the score. The worst thing against Dr. Cook's claim to discovery of the North pole is that he does not utilize fully all his opportunities to boast about it. Lincoln is still talking about a new union station. The talking stage ot depot construction, as we remember it, lasted a long- time in Omaha. No matter what he may say on other subjects, his championship of postal savings ank makes President Taft solid with vhe Hearnt papers. Boston is to have a school of flying. Boston always did pride itself on be ing the hub of literary accomplish ment and classic learning in this coun try. i , , No one cares whether they call it arbitration, or mediation, or conces sion, or merely reaching an under standing If only it produces the re sults. Get together. Tho Associated Fraternities of America must be thoroughly imbued with the fraternal feeling if it can't oven get up a Ught over the distribu tion of the honors and offices. As was to have been expected, tho democratic organs which belabored Governor Johnson most viciously when be was alive are most profuse in ex pressing sorrow, at bis death. The Good Road a, convention is In progress at Cleveland. Automobllists are discovering that the next 'thing needed after acquiring a motor car Is a roadway good enough to permit its transit. Four surviving ex-governors are to serve as honorary pallbearers at the funeral of Minnesota's dead governor. Nebrabka could conjure up four living, ox-governors for a suitable occasion, and then some. Reports from Honolulu state that one of the Hawaiian volcanoes Is man testing extraordinary activity. We were under the Impression that (the lion. James Hamilton Lewis had re turned from tho orient and was again In Chicago, but perhaps there are two of them. ' Senator Cummtus says that ho has been read but of the party so often that he is used to it and doesn't mind it at all. It is barely possible that the Iowa senator has been read out of .the party so often that disproving it bas became a habit necessary to his happiness. The West Nebraska Methodists pro test against tho supplanting, by Gov ernor Shallenberger, of a Methodist chaplain, at the state penitentiary, with a Mormon elder. This is ke first instance we know of where Meth od la ts have gone to the front to keep Mormon Iran prison service. Reception of Winona Speech. The varied reception accorded Mr Taft'i Winona speech, re-dflnlng the reasons that Impelled him to sign the tariff bill, Is what was naturally to have been expected from such a pro nouocement. The viewpoint of the different newspapers throughout the country on the speech is substantially the same viewpoint taken by them on the tariff bill In the making and on the explanatory statement with which the president accompanied his ap proval of the measure. Yet even the papers that take Issue with him on the question of the propriety or expe diency of his remarks applaud him for displaying the courage of his convic tions and for the frankness or the boldness, as they may prefer to call It, with which he has undertaken to de fend the new tariff In the heart of the Insurgents' country as the best we have bad. It goes without saying that the law which found a place on the statute by virtue of the president's signature would be upheld and not assailed by him and that he could not well Justify his position without, in some degree, manifesting disapproval of tho action of the insurgent senators and repre sentatives who voted against the bill. The chief criticism of the Winona speech has therefore to do with that part in which the president deals with the attitude of the Insurgents. Some of the radicals on the republican side and many of the democratic organs profess to read the president's speech as ejecting the Insurgents from tho republic! n party, when that was plainly far from his purpose, particu larly as he congratulates them for an nouncing their Intention to work for further reductions within the republi can party rather than Join the demo crats outside of it. What the president's language was evidently intended to convey was that he, as the bead of the republican party, would work with the party as whole and as represented by the majority rather than the minority, and that those who believe In the pro tective tariff, even though drssatlBfled with the new law, could expect still less response to their wishes from a democratic tariff bill framed In re pudiation of the protective principle and In complete disregard of our in dustrial needs. As a whole, public sentiment, as voiced by tho press, appears to bo largely with the president and the stand he has taken may be expected to solidify that sentiment. A Fiscal Program. Among other things that the city of Omaha should have right now is a fis cal program. Our city is just entering upon a new period of growth and ex pansion which will require, within the next few years, a large expenditure of public money for permanent improve ments in the form of public works, municipal buildings, streets, boule vards and parks, to say nothing of the Acquisition of the water works plant and making it meet the enlarged dot mands upon it. To finance these vari ous projects will require a lot of figur ing, and the issuing of bonds from time to time as the money may be re quired. But a city's credit, like that of a private corporation or individual, has limits, and money spent for one thing cannot be available for another. A fiscal program which would start out with an inventory of the financial drafts which are liable to be made on us In the present and near future, and an estimate of their relative impor tance and urgency so that they may be taken up in their order without Inter fering with, one another, and compli cating the whole situation, is not only desirable, but almost Imperative. Unfortunately the Initiative and re sponsibility for different elates of public Improvements are lodged with different municipal authorities who have ordinarily worked entirely Inde pendent of one another. It seems to us, however, that the time has come for some co-ordination and co-operation between these bodies. Voting bonds each year for this, or for that, s like a hand-to-mouth policy, and neither gives us an adequate idea of what is yet to be done nor of the goal to which we are working. The builder wants the architect's plans and speci fications before he borrows money to pay subcontractors, and to the same end Omaha need a fiscal program, even though subject to modification as changing circumstances may require. The Government and the West. In spite of occasional clamor to the effect that the great Interests of the west are being neglected by the. fed eral government there comes now and then a full note of approbation for the authorities at Washington. One of these will be heard from Colorado to day, when President Taft will turn on the water in the great Gunnison tunnel and send a life-giving flood down the Uncompahgre valley. This enterprise, which consists ot building a watercourse 36,000 feet long, nearly all of which was tunneled through the living granite of the cen tral range of the Rocky mountains and which will divert the waters of the Gunnison river from the Black canyon, where they are useless, to the ubwatered valley around Montrose, where they will be of service, could only have been done by the general government. It was too great an un dertaking for private enterprise and even too great for the state of Col orado, which spent some thousands of dollars in preliminary work and then turned the matter over to tho United States. It will open a considerable area to agriculture and horticulture, and the landowners along the canal aro already counting the gains that THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 23. lPOp. are to be theirs when water sufficient can be supplied to their orchards snd their fields. By the expenditure of a large sum of money from the public coffers a comparatively few individ uals will be greatly benefited, and the Importance ot the west will be en hanced to some degree because a con siderable area of waste land will be made productive. This Is merely the latest, not the only, instance of Invaluable aid given by the federal government to the west In recent years. It Is cited solely to show that the material Interests of the great region known as the "west" are not being neglected. The Bee was one of the earliest advocates of federal aid and control in the Irrigation work needed to restore to usefulness the wide stretches of arU land In the west. It met at the outset opposition on the score that the proposal amounted to the enrichment of one section of the country at the expense of another. This narrow view has been dissipated by experience, which has proven that, as expressed by Mr. Taft in his speech at. Boston, the na tion Is only prosperous when all the sections prosper. The object lesson of today Is that the government of the United States Is for all sections of the United States and for all its people and not for any favored part of the country. This applies as to tariff laws and all other laws, to reclamation work, to conservation plans 'and to every activity and function of govern ment. . Celebrating' Emancipation. That the war of the rebellion brought about the abolition of slavery in the United States is of general knowledge, but the details of the emancipation are so little known that few understand the whys and where fores of the emancipation celebration that has Just been held.! At the outbreak of the war Presi dent Lincoln was deaf to all entreaties to emancipate the slaves, convinced that the time bad not come when that step was necessary to preserve the union. To preserve the union and to restore peace was always his first im and the abolition of slavery sec ondary to it. Not until September 22, 1862, did President Lincoln reach a definite conclusion that unconditional emancipation would be In any way feasible, and even then tho proclama tion which he Issued was merely a warning to the states in rebellion that unless they ceased hostilities by the end of the year all their slaves would be declared heneeforward and forever free. The proclamation of September 22, 1862, went on to recite: That tha executive will on the first day of January aforesaid, by proclamation, designate the states and parts of states. any. In which the people thereof, re spectively, ahall then be In rebellion against the United States; and the fact that any state or the people thereof ahall on that day bo 4n good faith represented In the congress of the United States by members chosen thereto at elections wherein a ma jority of the qualified voters of such states shall have 'participated shall, in tire ab sence of atrtfng countervailing teatimony, bj deemed .conclusive evidence that such state and. tha' people thereof are not in rebellion. against the United States. This part of the proclamation was repeated in the final proclamation dated January 1, 1863, in which the president proceeded, as he had indi cated he would, to designate the terri tory still in rebellion in which all persons previously held in servitude were to be free. It was only In this proclamation or January 1, 1863, that President Lincoln formally uttered the words: I do order and declare that all persons held aa slaves within said designated states and parts of states are and henceforward ahall be free, and that the executive gov ernment of the United States, Including the military and naval authorities thereof, will recognize and maintain tha freedom of said persons. It was much later that the emanci pation was extended to the slaves In states that had remained loyal to the union, and -their freedom was not clinched until the adoption ot 43 thirteenth amendment to the constitu tion prohibiting slavery and involun tary servitude, except as punishment for crime, within the jurisdiction of the United States. This amendment and the accompanying legislation to Insure the civil rights of the freedman completed the work of emancipation for which the first wheel was set In motion by President Lincoln's pre liminary proclamation of September 22, 1862. It 4s again asserted that Mrs. Baker G. Eddy has been dead for some time and that her death has been concealed by her former associates intent on re taining control of the Christian Sci ence church. In olden days It was not uncommon to cover up the death of a monarch until bis successor was firmly In the saddle and had chopper! off the heads of all possible competi- tors. In these twentieth century days, however, It li Incredible that any one should resort to that dis credited practice. A Mexican convict announces the invention of a mechanism by which the telephone may be made to convey the vision, as well as the voices, of the conversationalists at both ends, j That would be a great Invention, but ! whether It would ever become popular as a household convenience. Is decid edly open to question. Think of hav ing to primp up before answering the 'phone every time It rings. The State Board of Pharmacy has made Representative KUlen of Gage county a member ot the board of sec retaries. Mr. Klllen's qualifications will be conceded, but the propriety of putting a member of tho legislature in this official position before bis legisla tive, term has expired may be open to question. To a man up a tree it would seem that there ought to be patrlotyJ enough to fill all the offices without doubling up. Four teachers who have devoted their llfework to the Omaha public schools go on the retired list with pension of $500 a year. Several members of the teaching force of the State university would be eligible to retirement pensions from the Carnegie foundation if Mr. .Bryan and his dem ocratlc legislature had not Interposed a veto. Complaint is made that the heroes of our American navy are to be con spicuous by their absence from the great Hudson-Fulton centennial cele bration about to be pulled off In New York. But who are our great naval heroes? Why start another contro. versy before the Cook-Peary talkfest is determined? Dr. Cook has almost finished his first book narrating his polar expedi tion experiences and has a few maga zine articles, lectures and the official record of his journey to prepare. If he wants an assistant with a record for quick bookmaklng Dr. Cook ought to get Prof. Foster of the Uni versity of Chicago to help him out. Hudson and Fulton are celebrating their achievements together, although one of them occupied the center of the stage a few hundred years after the other. If they bad only operated together in the first place what team work they would have done. I' The new governor of Minnesota will not be troubled with presidential bees in his bonnet. He was born In Sweden, which fact puts a constitu tional barrier across any path he might try to the White House. Assroaralsg the Brla.lt. Washington Post. It looks as if the Bryan-Bailey talks might develop a short and ugly phase at any moment. A Step Ahead. Minneapolis Journal President Taft asks the northwest to be satisfied with the step ahead. After a bit, we si. all gain more ground in the reforms being sought. The doctrine la sound. WorU Ahead for Congress. Philadelphia Press. Judging by the number of Important rec ommendations President Taft says he will make to congress next winter that "body will have no chance to "loaf on the Job." Dlacnaalon Avails tattle. St. Paul Pioneer Press. me American Bankers' association is disousslng a number of propositions "look ing to tha betterment of the financial situ ation." .Still, they probably will not make It any easier for the man who wants to negotiate a loan without gild-edged collat eral. ; ' Too Mirk of a Uood Thlagr. Baltimore American. An authority in a western university de clares that too much prosperity allows stu dents to buy motor cat and that their studies suffer In consequence. He ap parently holds that work and a taate of hardship will keep in check . the natural propensity of the average student to get into mischief. No one" can deny that a speeding car is a terrible incentive to the fast life. The Tariff Adrtaory Hoard. Springfield (Mass.) Republican. The new presidential tariff advisory board will hold a first meeting thiB week. One of the members, Mr. Reynolds, now as sistant secretary of the treasury, says the rirst question to be considered by It is thc scope of ita authority under the law. That matter has already been passed upon by President Taft, who has also outlined the work to be pursued by the board. He in terprets the law far more broadly tnan the senatorial standpatters Intended It should be Interpreted; and what the presi dent tells the board to do It will do, and It will not do much else. On of the duties of the board, as defined by the prealdent, will be an inquiry Into differences of cost of production, etc., and If the standpatters would prevent it they must evidently seek an injunction against the board and have tnp matter or Its legal powers judicially de termined. T FT AS HE UHUWS. Conrageons aa Cleveland, as Taetfal as McKlnlry. 'Minneapolis Journal. President Taft Is a morally courageous as Orover Cleveland, and, withal, as tact ful as William MeKlnley. His honesty, his regard for even the letter of hla aledgea, la proved by his reit eration In -Chicago, of his ante-election promise to redeem the labor plank of the republican platform. His courage Is shown by his exoneration of Secretary Balttnger. In the broad tho policies he has picked era great and right. The sc we of his design, as It is revealed, la not merely comprehensive, but concrete and fairly cor related. The man, whose political heir and dis ciple President Taft la. was a belter phrase maker, perhaps swifter to denounce wrongs and defects and bolder in enunciating rem edies; but the program of Taft Includes and surpasses the program of Roosevelt. Taft proposes to deal with the tariff, with finance, with legal procedure, as well as to undertake to formulate definitely the Indefinite suggestions of his predecessor. A man may be candid and yet untactful Mr T'ft not ony perceives the needs of tha time, What reforms and new construc tions are Imperative, which Is a great faculty, but tie also is in the habit of attaining by tact his purpose. That is a fu-ulty which differentiates and makes him 4 constructive atateama.1. In order to get what he wants, the president purposes to line up the whole party at hla back if he can. He is helped by his temperament; for It Is easy for him to see what Is good. Senator Aldrich may have his sinister aide. He may be mis taken ooncemfng tariff schedules; but no Intelligent man doubts the great ability of the Rhode Islander or his Immense power. President Taft will not quarrel with Aldrich. Where he differs from the latter, he will gain by coercion and persuasion as much as can be gained. Where he knows Aldrich to be right he will enaaire the latter'a manstilp. Truth ia, co-operation. This Is states- I the country over, has cause 1 to congratulate Itaelf that it took Roose-jit "is between U and r; a day. while velfs advice to elect Taft. We have had its earnings are between 112 and J0 a day. presidents of great moral energy and ; We are earning over 100 per cent dividends small discretion. We have had them of I on our stock, and we charge only M cents great Intelllgtace and little moral courage for the Initial half mile, and 10 cents for This new man, trained for his hour by each subsequent quarter mile." Some corn experience as perhaps no predecessor of 'panies charge ever more, but In the public hla ever was trained, la rounded and well I inter, st It looks as though all should VlX, Jchargd let. Around New York mipplee aa the Ovnit at Ufa aa aWea ta tha Sntl Aaaerieaa Mrtropella frvas Day Say. Ray Raymond of Huntington, Long la land, Is one of the appreciative mortals who believes In rewarding Industry to tha dlmlt. He Is a chicken fancier and has a collection of birds that are real "birds They average two eggs a day each and eggs bring 4 centa a doien In Gotham. Mr. Ralney Is not aelftsh. Ha appreciates their Industry and propose to show It in a sub stantial way. During the winter they will lay eggs in a $20,000 house, built especially for their comfort. Each hen Is to have her separate boudoir. (Common hena call them nests.) A record will be kept of the eggs laid by each pullet and tha length of her life will depend somewhat upon her output and their hatching quality, William Williams, commissioner of Im migration, la puszlfd over the case of Jo seph Casstm, 14 years old, who came to New York September from his home In Mount Lebanon, Palestine, to go to his brother Hesaln. in rinevllle. Kv. Thu brother is In business in Plneville with a cousin, Henry Casslm, and Is sajd to be The board of special inquiry In Ellis Is Isnd decided that the boy'a mother In Mount Lebanon was a better guardian and ordered him deported. The cousin came on from Plneville. Ha offered to put up a bond of $2,000 that the boy would not be a publlo charge, and ex plained that If deported the lad would be ent first to Rio Janlero, aa he had come that way. Tha commissioner's attention had been called to the boy because the youngster wanted to beat a man who of fered him a cigarette on' tha island. The v explained that the Drue religion. In which he was brought up, prohoblted the use of tobacco in any form, a fact that made all Kills Island wonder. An operation which the attending th.l- v.u ucciarea opened up a new field to surgical science was performed at the french hospital, In West Thirty-fourth atreet, on a woman patient who had swal lowed two tacks. The tacks, after an un usual course, had settled, one In each lung. The tacks were three-fourths of an Inch long. Dr. Jackson of the Plttsburn- Eve and Ear hospital, who has made a nnedaltv of bronchoscopy, was summoned by tele graph and came, attended bv hi .!. t.nt 1 L'r- D- K- Sable. Ir. Jackson at once ar ranged for the operation, and nas ldel by Dr. Schaeffer, house surgeon of iho rrencn hospital, and also by Dr. Sable. Dr. Jackson used a bronchoscope, a deli cate instrument fitted with a series of tiny mirrors. With this Instrument the bron chial tube of the patient was penetrated. ,Z r'r"'.n8nt " tUbe nd through t"1" r,,. item uperatea. uuiaea by th" X-ray pictures, which showed the exact location of each tftck and the bronohosone. with on. f 7h .1 , . CO"'a0t with one of the tacks, and fxr h.ii.0.1 manlDulatlon ho , r w Vl. iiiTjia i w a gripped by one end and drawn safely up The same success attended the removal ot the second tack. The operation itself was completely suc cessful. The woman recovered aailsfac-' torlly from the effects of the ether, and! It was said there was every probability ot' her complete restoration to health. I To see a group of push-cart peddlars scurry down the atreet, spurred on by -a wirt-iootea policeman, Is common enougii In the afreets of New York. But the same eight, with the pursuing bluecoat nowhere around, has puzzled more than one passer by on Nassau street recently. It was as if the push-cart venders had acquired tho In stinct of the deer who took to their heels long before the huntsman came within gun shot. After viewing the performance at regular intervals from Park Row to Wall street, a pedestrian finally solved the mys tery. Apparently the peddlars had got the services of a street urchin whose sole duty was to look around the corner and give the alarm aa soon as the patrolman hove In sight. Whenever the urchin appeared on tne run, the push-cart fleet set sail. Ways of earning a livelihood are various in the big city. He was a very tall man and thin. His figure was extremely erect and his shoulders, such as there were, were square, probably the result of army or navy experience. His hand was tat tooed In radiant blues and pinks. The,y had him rigged out In a gorgeous uniform of blue, with gold lace liberally added. Hla job Is to walk up and down In front of the theater. He walks fifty feet, as If following a crack, and comes out, that is to say, about faces, just as if the com mand had been shouted by the command ing officer. Then he walka the same fifty feet the other way In such a manner that you are aura hla feet find the precise plac- Ins of hla outward Journey. If a carriage rolls up, he does the oblique or the right about or the left about, as tha aituatlon may require. Never does he foreaake his dignified pose. He opens the vehicles door with the precision of the other well-rehearsed features of his "aot." He stands attention as the occupants get out and enter the theater. Then he closes the door with a bang, wavea the driver on and resumes sentinel duty. He is well paid for all of this. The theaters of the town bid for his services. Nearly all of the hello girls In Go'hira are dreaming of future days of greatness as footlight queens. The origin of the err.ro lies In the streak of fortune that has befallen Misa Florence Victoria Grant. formerly good fairy ot Henry R. Harris' telephone switchboard, but now with Miss Rose Stahl In "The Chorus Lady." One day Harris picked up his telephone receiver, and while waiting for a number, was struck by the sweetnesj of Miss Giant's voice and unruffled manner In which she corrected central's reading of the line "Melrose 2J86" for the sixth time. In another "moment Harry aiood In front of Miss Grant. 'How'd you Ilka to play a part with Miss Stahl?" he said. Her heart thumping so loudly that It awoke John, the office boy. Miss Grant feebly murmured that she wanted a day to think It over. "No, you must decide this minute," said the manager. Then I accept," said Miss Grant, and a few minutes afterward she left the switch board to sign a contract. The taxi-cab companies are'to some ex tent experlmeme in city passenger trans portation, but In New York, at least, they seem to have been very profitable experi ments. A confidential pamphlet which one of these companies had prepared for In vestors, has been made public, and states that these ehlcles are making an annual profit of 113 per cent. "The tola! expense nf esrh cub which - nm m ,.. PERSONAL NOTES. Walter VVellman is coming home. By careful generalship he may be able to slip in, unnoticed,' between polar aviations. Former Premier Clemenceau of France enjoys the distinction of having written a play and suppressed It, in spite of the ap peals of theatrical managers. Mr. Ballcy of Texas has replied to Mr. Bryan of Nebraska. There was fear thut this would happen. Its realization Illus trates the danger of addressing remarks to Mr- Bailey. J Scarely a religious journal In the coun try omits Mr. llarrlman'a Injunction to his "men residents" to go to church on j Sunday. Wherefor much "high finance" is forgiven him. i continuous stream of words for a cieveiana talker, tiavinc pulled off a sit h.mni, i eight minutes and forty-two seconds, tails upon the holder to hand over a long dis- tance belt. Tho champion up at Madison. " are laugh coming I Joh" Kymmes, who dud In nioriiro i.i. iif that hn v - I J V V M Where he said the earth would b- I'oi.ii.l hollow and habitable, the land w as "rich and warm, stocked with venetalles and animals, If not men." It is pret ty well settled now tlint John was mistaken. . .Alexander i Pinpi ii i i .izer, eine .t 's pro- fesror of ionic and mstuprysic ia In. I'nlvei-sltv of i:dlnl.uv"l. huu Loo ...v plcted his Stlth year. ai:d lias ieielved l'r ..it, I a host of foimer stuient-. now eminent i . all walks of life In Great lirltaln, i l. -iu ; tit ill tribute ot uS factlonute l,il-e, ,:iuj reverence. A tnn!"ril fl'ineh. Philadelphia Itecoid. The production of petroleum in the 1'n.Kd ' States In 1!0S aniouiilf.d to 17:t.572.47S barrels, valued at f l29.70li.25S. The Httthdaid Oil . company manages to handle about M) per cent "of this product, at a net profit ap approxlmating Jv!t.000,t,00. This requires a dexterity of nianugement thut approaches sublimity. There are causistH, howe.er, who insist that the Standard is a benefi cence, and that If the oil were handle.! by j a mob Instead of a monopoly the c m- ' sumers would suffer as a consequence. The fact that the overage price of crude oil in 11W8 was 72 cents a barrel and that the Standard managed to gather in a profit of 58 cents a barrel upon the whole prod uct, opens an enticing field of inquiry. Sober Second ThODkht. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Senator Cummins of Iowa is finding that the people of that state are thinking thulj it would he better to give the new tarlm law a trial before condemning It, on the theosy, no douht, that tt number 0f meas-i ures hitherto condemned by statesmen havoi worked well, and others approved of hUiJ wisdom have failed. J 1 Dd tnat's the GREAT MAJESTIC they are the only rsases made exclusive.y oi Malleable and Cb coal Iroa outbut three ordinary raasaa dou t break, crack, or rust. Malleable Iron allows absolutely air-tigb rivetea joints m a majii; inn these combined with pure asbestos lining, aava half your fual bill and give you dependable caakar, a aarfact baker every day. The MAJESTIC is equipped with a 15-gallon, alt-copper reservoir it Uuvhes the red hot lire and beats water in a pay. The Grc3t and Grand IV-AvJESTIC Malleable snd Charcoal Iron Range aa 6Tn innr, which vhto dm riwd, to w.iim-uTf d nm.! nui tuiuDkuri.ijr, noiaing anjrtntnf. thai napp 1 onlt. scurj'. Other attrartlva WAJKbTIC faaturaa aretuaoDan mud a.l van, acting aa aihoral aud Ilia a.h cop audar It. Ko mutt or dangar of Bra from rod hot athfa with a MAJf.STIO. Each exclusive MAJR8TIC feature makes this range mora practical snore serviceable, more durable tha beat range your awnay can buyrr gardiess ol price. JdaJF.KTIU Kangea ara aold In nearly ..rf r..umy In rr atatna. If vonr daaUr dun I rarry MAJKHTIO Kant't, wrtta u for tha naua of a dealer la your locality who duaa. and wa'll aeuU our boukleii "Tha Story of Maltle Gtoiy" Majeatic Manufacturing Company, Dent, tl St Loub, Mo. wi.i. rc2v?: w, Jfete frattU If wanted for pr nature boil art "The Range With A Reputation" NS&nn- hf.feS'l l 3 a ! Ho Mum No Lime Phosphates LAUGHING GAS. Editor Did you Interview the thn suffraNettes? Reporter 1 tried to, but she leader of wouldn't talk. Kdltor Wouldn't talk? Onoil heavens, man, was she dead? Circle Magazine. Poetic Crank If you but knew all a sensitive organism like mine has to suf fer! I frel nt times such an appalling sense of emptiness. Practical Old Lady Hump! I bet you feel It In your head. Baltimore American. "You f-ay the more kind and man you married seems generous aince your dl- voire than he did before?' "Yes," answered Mrs. Flitnmson. "He never says a word ahout economizing, but sends around his alimony without a mur mur." Washington h'tar. "Don't you bilievi." queried the fair ad vocate nf woman's riglus, "that men llv faster than women'.'" "I soie do." ri plied the more man. "I I was Juxt ten inimtli s older t'.i.'iu inv wito inl: now I ninMi and K."--Clik-UBo News. ".ne:l 'VP .,,VS"' I "Dirt your hiis' sr.d e tl'Hl .- ii lis! Uri'hle rd 'n ?" asked lS.'li. hart.l'o e uoi ' o.i: in i.i tl , "ii" woman. ai.sv ere sunlil'ic. Th i ' Com k r-.i oui nul. Hie me a' ant u sv..in Wf St'll'l,.,! ll-: t ' "I ,nv i Ii iHel Ic.ie.i. o -til ,'i f. . . ! , ? i ; r, ne i i el It' r f 1 il C I "I" C o ll f : e '''' .v. Ixcinic IT. ' I wo;idi r how 1 m j' eol'd'li ii If :. u,,l;, ,1 , t' i o ,r i n 0:1 le r r,-l .1 .1 1 ( nil. I VIU'SS hhe v i Mr t 1 ' r.y ' ". Lo -llullllllol';- nbltllild tlie I e-.... s uenv . "call I v r :;'vp p. a 1 iekel? I wait u. no coe. 1 Hi iierv uu lire, riv p .,( 1 .,r lienevi I nl o'd venili 'imi. i.,i IIOH I pose you v.hiu t v,, dou n In :i ill !! '"'v 1 t'"'"i 1 boss, 1 want to 1:0 1, : ; tronuiner on d,. i.,rn,i- hmiI tile uiuis. v uioako m .11. - - STEAMEOAT DAYS. Here lies the lazy .M 1.I1I . Scarce 1 irpl ri l, a v hr,. Of r.ngiiu, pul in: totimi.-i The w ....( li-isl,:i.,( ,1 vie. I. H.-r brinuo, t: 1 . w nv 1 1 1 . . A sliiliiiiK tl- j. Ii ive I , ;. Ki r such as 1: i.quei Kir ; l.un.s And ruli; the 1. jalm or trao The ancient trappi r Kiildfd His batteau down tills couise. He felt Its Inspiration. The prospect In iis I'cree. The old St. Louis x.ea'ne--Once bore Its merciiaiidl.se To Benton's frontier s; moll. '.eath for Montonu'a siUs Return ! ye churning paddles ' And smoke-emitting stink.-! We miss the valiant rapl.V'ig A nd the nimble, slnlmt 1a ' s, e miss th stirring Mill:-.!". The lights that softly hum. The currents 'v. nit y. iv pmwing In countless fleets r. turn! WILL CHAMHLKLAIX. L'.stervllle, 8. D. forms a rigid analf strong anon tear :-A A Fue J Saver