Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, September 18, 1909, EDITORIAL, Page 10, Image 10
10 T1IE BEE: OMAHA. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER IP, 1000. THE-OMAI AHA ILYBEfc FOUNDED BT EDWARD ItOSEWATER. VICTOR ROBE WATER, EDITOR. Entered at OmtM postofflce as eeeond rlas matter. TERMS Or SUBSCRIPTION. Oallr Dm (without Sunday) ne ytar..M0 Daily lin and Sunday. one year DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Dally Bee (Including Bundar). per week.. IS: I 'ally Bee (without Sunrlay). par week..luo Evening Bn (without Sunday). P W",'S Kvetitng Hee, (with Sunday). per week.. WO Kunday Hee. one year ill fcsiurday Bee, one year Address ail complaints of Irrrt'ilarltles id delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES Omaha The IVe Building. Konth Omaha Twenty-fourth ana I. Council Bluff-lS Scott Htreet. Llnroln 61 I.lttle Building. C hic ago 1M Marquette Hulldlnt. New York-Hooma 1101-llM No. 4 Weal Thirty-third Street. , aiihlngton 725 Fourteenth Street, W. w. CORRKSPONDENCB. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter should be addressed: Omaha : Kditoiial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by diaft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing Company Only 2-cent etampa received In payment el n ail account. Personal checks, except on u,,iana or eastern exchangee, not acceplea. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Biat of Nebraska. Doualas County. ss.: Ueorge H. Txechuck, treasurer of The );.e Piibllnhlng Companr. 'jelng duly wom. aaya that the actual number or full and complete roplee of The l)i7. Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee printed luring the month of August, 10, as follows i Jt.aoo it 2 41.S00 II 43'630 t M.470 1 190 f 41,830 19 4X.M0 5..... 41.770 11 41,30 fl 41.M0 II 40000 J 41.70 II aso M.tOO 14 41,770 t 41,30 IS 'eao 10 41,190 14 41,700 U 41,140 IT i: 41,870 XI 43-170 II 40.089 II 40,000 14 41.430 10 41,010 II 40,000 II 48.190 10 41,480 Total X.B80.410 Returned roplea 10,381 Net total W7)2t Dally average 41.858 GEO. B TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. Suhatrlbod In my preen nee and sworn o before me tnla lit day of September, ltly M. P. WALKER. Notary Publlo. Sohscrlber leavlaar ike - tem porarily ahoold ttave Tfce Bee wailed tm thm. Address will a ekaatged wa aftem aa reeaeated. No rule as to locating the walst-llne Is laid down for the fall frocks. The same old way la the only resource. The Beo printed In full Judge Sulli van's letter explaining hla "corporate affiliations," which letter speaks for itself. Dial went safely through bis 76th birthday and the republic survives. There la virtue in tortillas and chile con carne. Mount Hood la a volcano asleep, but It la warming up and waking up. The old hill may make the worst racket yet. David, B. Hlil la out In the daylight. He may be running as the silent sage of Wolfert'a roost agalnBt the cease less loquacity of Falrvtew. An almshouse is not an abode of luxury aaya a Chicago paper. It never was, but sometimes the bills make the public think It ought to be. In Chicago the death of the straw hat, postponed officially to the 15th, has officially occurred. In Omaha the date has again been set back. The Eagle, contented them.elve. In their parade with foot marching and automoblllng. Some day they .will have a parade In which they will really ny. Do not forget the North Pole's good qualities. There will be no Insurrec tions to quell and no cholera to treat A province that la thankful to be alive might be a relief from some other ex periments. Buenos Ayres will have an exposi tion next year and Invites ua all to run down for a look at the wild steeds of the pampas. We shall go Just aa the Argentlnana did not go to Seattle. There are reasons. Tn the location of Halley's comet in ample time and with instruments of precision the astronomical expert, have conferred a favor. The comet is a few feet off It. course, but wo do not hold that against it Dr. Stanley Hall ha. none too much faith In the sort of civilization the age it manufacturing and he would like to be aure that the stlrp ia strong. Now riml out what the atlrp la and take refuge In the citadels. Not to fall behind in the year'a record, the menhaden catch la the largest on record. The alewlfe isex cellent for Uncle Jim Hill's degenerat ing wheat land. Land and Bah "chum" may mollify the fears of Uncle James. Musty, fusty ponderers of forgotten lore have found that John C. Calhoun Hpelleu most erratically. He did not hve a typewriter girl to do his spell ing fcr htm. The modern statesman spells better, but has a typewriter to do his thinking. When it comes to "foul treatment," what about the World-Heralds front lage exploltlon of every charge and Innuendo against Secretary Balllnger, and ita deliberate suppression of the president's letter exonerating and vin dicating the secretary? Fenlmore Cooper waa born in New Jersey and lived In New York long mough to break Into the birthday "ruorlal class. A hundred years i the literary memorials will be ii feminine order and the birthday will involve reaearco. Postal Savin Bankl. At th imMrn R.nkara' associa- tlon, Mr. Hennchen of Chicago, oppos- In tha noittal savlnes bank Droposi- tlon. used language Intimating that custody of the country's savings de- Doslta'were perquisites of the estab- Ilahed banks. The suggestion of his speech, applauded loudly, was that overnment officials and members of nnn,r. were taking a liberty In pro- posing to place third and fourth-rate postmasters ha the class of trusted and nenered banker.. ' It might be said at once that the nnKtmter and tha uostmaster's clerks are. for the most part, equal to the Uve- The nple can be eet In fed clerk, who transact nine-tenth, of the cour, y stern discipline In the routine in the banks In the same com- m.,niv in neither r.aae are important pollcle. In the hands of minor officers. All that they are required to do la to follow a clearly Indicated and almple rii Una m ail the earlr discussion of postal .i i u. w.,..i, ,ks r.f. I master General Cres.well forty years ago, It was rather the assumption tnat I the Idea waa adapted to the Country districts where there were only widely .... . ,n scattered banking facilities. In 1870 few town, of 2.600 people had banks. Outside of New England iavlngs banks, in t,.,iMlnr anrf lnan form, were not largely used. If the postal savings bank plan has taken on addi tional suggestions the recent variations are well understood growths. The origin and development has had no obscurities. The funding variation re- pently considered by President Taft la no more than an evolution out of the Impending change In the system of Is- suing bank notes. Neither note Issue nor savings funds are strictly func-jthe Hons of commercial banking. If the advocate, of the postal aavlngs plan should tell national bankers that It Is none of their business the language would be in bad taste, but perfectly true. Perhaps Mr. Taft is not ready to be dogmatlo about the virtue, of the pos- tal savings bank, although he has al- ready shown himself to be firmly In- sistent for it. Certain classes In cer- tain localities are ready and willing to lend their funds to the government at 2 per cent. Other people, who have other view, and will not lend at i per cent, can not be depended upon to Join the army oT postofflce depositors. Let that come out as it may. But get It out of the heads of national bankers that the safeguarding and custody of savings is a vested right or any more the function of a commercial bank than of the federal treasury. Self-Curing; Problem. It is not only pleasant, but reassur- In thai tha fnu rtor. Tmi rn nl itrnn riv I f3 W VI v. Wvueuwa wbw-d- approves Booker T. Washington's re- view of the negro In slavery and goea further to explain that in the relations of the races In the south today the ap- parent grumbling and discontent on one side la a fashion of talk and the apparent rough, unfeeling domineering on the other a spetlos of what we should call "Joshing." Both sides un- derstand the good feeling beneath it. The CourKsr-Journal take, pains to point out with sympathy and at length that the races are reasonably well ad- Justed, get along comfortably in the Huron environment and are making progress In the permanent settlement of their mutual troables. The negroea have Increased from 4,000,000 at the war time to 9,000,000 at present, proof that there ha. been little cruelty or offenslveness on either side and a trifling amount of actual suffering One party to the nominal quarrel has hnonmn a nolitlcal factor and la nollt- Ically antagonistic to the white ele- ment. He Indulges with his racial fel lows In a deal of ranting talk, but no body pays much attention. He gets hla day off to vote at the employer's expense and the usual relations go along after the election is over. In everyday life the two races are not violently antagonistic. The editor of the Courier-Journal mentions with understanding the paradox of racial antagonism co-existent with mutually pleasant relations between Individuals. A case Is here described In which there Is no problem except a theoret ical one. Life moves pleasantly on the wholo for both sides. Such clashes as have produced violence are not sec tional, nui nave oeen aupncaiea in every state. The case Is one with the elements or autO-neaiing. Yore Efficient Courts. Court reform, the president said at Chicago, is one of the subjects nearest to his own hopes. He might have added that it is one of the subjects nearest to the life of the people. Mr. Taft touched an obstacle to re- form when he mentioned the fact that court procedure Is almost wholly in the hands of men trained as lawyers, whose blaa la all toward giving first consideration to the convenience and success Of Practitioners. At the be- ginning of the republic our courts were ' practically angusn courts, wun me same officials, the same procedure and the aame habits. The same super- clllousness toward clients and the same disregard of administrative economies were long customary in American circuits. The affectation that lawyers and Judges were of a su- perlor class maintained itself. Nobody could reform because a strong conven- tlon doea not reform Itself and no outside class had the power. An oc- casional and reluctant scrap of cor- rectlve legislation has forced Itself on tne solemn regulations of courts Somewhat oftener a Judge of practical sense and atrong will baa torn away the moss and simplified the structure, When the reform was before the convention of the bar association at Detroit a number of valuable elniDlln - cations were suggested. Mr. Taft, a mn of experience In state and federal courts, la familiar with the fact that the efficiency of a court It more often Produced by the administrative ability of Jud than f"rm '' Jude transact more buslne8 In a wm lawyers alert and exact, wh,1 nother will breed dllatorlness and "releasness all around him. Mr. Tft d hl" cabinet are teaching the !e88on of eflrc,ency ,n rT bureau. Rearming the courts ts a duty of the " '"" thoun t not be per- ",ea B,rwi" ln" "aerat execu apartment or justice ana scrupulous car ,n ln election or reaerai Judges The e,ate w,n 1ulckl7 th of "'ormod procedure and follow the eAa"jy"' Befgng the Qneition, The editor of The Bee rexents the deola tnat ne domlnate(i the republican state convention and wrote the platform which the Nebraska senators are supposed to nae oonetrwa as an instruction mat tney "noma voie lor me mrm diii ii ii was ro- b nr..ldpnl tood -nough ror him to SKn. whether or not the charge Is true doesn't particularly matter. The fact Is that the man who drew the tariff plank In the republican platform accom plished a very clever trick In the use of words. Ltncotti News. Not at all. The editor of The Bee has never resented any declaration that Is true. He has never resented the declaration that he wrote the tariff plank of the republican state platform, because the plank as adopted was, In substance, hla draft improved by a few modifications made by the members of resolutions committee. Whether any one man dominated the republican state convention la a matter of opinion. The editor of The Bee certainly did not dominate anyone who did not want to be dominated. The chairman of the convention named the resolutions committee himself, and the committee reported the platform unanimously and, more than that, the convention adopted It by unanimous vote. The editor of the Newa tat In that convention aa a delegate from Lancaster county and voted "Yea" on the platform, or, at any rate, did not vote "No," and no one dominated his vote but himself The pretense that there 1. "a clever trick In the use of words" in the tariff plank is merely an afterthought to ex- cuse two or three delegates who are trying to get away from it after hav ing voted for it. At the time it was adopted the tariff bill was in confer ence and the president was exerting himself strenuously to secure certain concessions as against the Aldrlch crowd In the senate end the Cannon , crowd In the house. The republicans of Nebraska came out in the open at the opportune moment with an dorsement of the president's position and instructed their representatives in Washington to line up with the presl dent and accept no compromise that waa not satisfactory to him. Thl. they did. and this was what the republicans of Nebraska wanted them to do. If this not what the editor of the News wanted he bhould have voted "No" on the platform, or have made some ef tort to modify the plank to suit his own Vlewa, The Lincoln Star cites a Lincoln man who has promised to Inform 'the first solicitor for the v.Young Men's Christian association building fund who visits him that he would gladly subscribe for stock In a brewery, but that he cannot see hia way clear to uu"""u" lu l"D t,ftn "aoclation, and then solemnly pruuenua 10 aeiuunnu iinu uugie man, urging all to chip In ' "without ref erence to whether they like a small bottle occasionally tr not." Some people do not see where the Young Men's Christian association and the brew ery collide with one another. Here In Omaha the Young Men's Christian association building fund solicitors took brewers' money, but in Lincoln, where Carnegie's money Is too tainted for the State university and the town haa voted Itself dry, we do not see how any Young Men's Christian association solicitor could conscientiously tackle anyone who might "like a small bot tle." Here ar- two more extract. from our amlable democratic contemporary anent tha oomin Taft hann..t "This Is a function of the knights of Ak Bar-Ben," said Secretary Penfold. "Why, 1 1 have been cussed hACAim th WnrM. Herald was given three representatives and the other papers but two. The fact la tnat Mr- Hitchcock was not Invited aa a "Putative of the World-Herald, but on account of the assistance he gave ua In Washington. He did evervthlna ha could to aid Mr. Pickens and myself when we wer trvln to get the president to come here." World-Herald, September 11 For all discontented ones this great fam ily newsDSDer has tha truKt ivmn.ihv Those who are distressed should not place the blame where It doea not belong. The cl1 ot Omaha did not Invite President Taft ? hbe. !" dld th ,,al f Nebraska. The board of governora of the whtghta of Ak-Sar-Ben. however, sent committee to Washington to invite him to come to Omaha. Had aome other invitation Deen extenaea mm ne mignt nave accepted that. World-Herald. September 17. Get together. The sultan is willing in the line of international comity to sell the holy sepulchre. To think of Richard of England, Ke'nneth of Scotland, Robert of Paris and other men of lance and cuirass In connection with a cheap sale of what their Uvea were risked fori It is tragedy, commerce and romance ' Georgia has an Institution called the Fruit exchange. The manager appor tlons the business, fixes the market and destroys the surplus wnen a glut is threatened. How about the ultt 1 mate consumer? Is this a comblna- tlon In restraint of trade or a co-operative association of producers to con serve values? These matters must have a defined line somewhere. Captain Phelan of O'Donovan Rossa fame Is dead. The last famous at tempt to blow up a British ship In the cause of Ireland passes Into ancient history and one of the most original characters of the Missouri valley la no more. Somebody should have kept a record of the captain's challenges that were not accepted. New York City ha. 4,278,625 Inhab itants. Chicago made its claim a month ago and Is now lying low until It learns what the new policy of effi ciency means in the census bureau. There are too many college professors to inspire confidence In the hearts of municipal politicians. Whatever the Peary-Cook outcome, the character of one man la ruined, Is the truthful comment of a reader of the papers. His reputaton must suf fer, but hla last will and testament may cause gratitude among his heirs. Business la good in vaudeville and among publishers. The last will and testament of Mr. Harriman, Just made public, does not look likey a Job for the lawyers. We have had several big will controversies hereabouts that might have been avoided If the parties making the wills had similarly been allowed to say what they meant. In Peoria there are fifty cases of pellagra. Peoria uses too much corn to encourage that theory. The doc tors, with proper local spirit, say that the disease la caused by low vitality and Insufficient nourishment. Ne braska was sure that corn guess would never last. Omaha streets will be illuminated with almost 8,000 Incandescent elec tric lights for Ak-Sar-Ben visitors. No hiding your light under a bushel at that time. Everybody Is glad that Governor Johnson 1. on the road to recovery, but await with apprehension a revival of the knifing between him and the Prince of Peace. Jv'ow that the test of veracity is down to the Eskimos we know where we are at and may begin to inquire about their reputation for truth in the neigh borhood where they llvo. Carried Unanimously, - Washington Post Here's hoping that President Taft may have nothing but sunshine, good cheer, good digestion, and the best of luck while swinging around the circle. Battonlere for the Doctors, Washington Herald. There is one thing we like about the medical profession. When a great dis covery Is made, no attempt to commercial ise It ia simultaneously made. Coming oa "rhrdale Time. Indianapolis News The late Mr. Bailey's comet has been sighted by the astronomers, but It Is likely that it will be delayed at Copenhagen or Battle Harbor quite a bit before the naked eye will be able to give It a reception. Beat Ilendrlk to It. Boston Transcript. It was certainly enterprising of the New Tork Italians to break ground for a monu ment to Verraiano as "the real discoverer" of the Hudson, more than a week before the Hudson-Fulton ceremonies begin. If Ver rasano's claim Is authenticated he saw what was to be New York in 1534. Un doubtedly many wandering navigators pre ceded those more careful explorers who paused and noted the lay of the land and reported accordingly, so there Is abundant room for controversy in our exceedingly misty early history. Political Power of the West. Bt. Louis Globe-Democrat. The west has long been strong enough at Washington to get whatever It wanted, If Its representatives could have been In duced to stand together In political action. The section has elected so many men to the house and to the aenate, that, had they formed an organization .on certain lines, and for certain objects, and held these lines unbroken, the influence of the west would have been paramount In all ques tions of vital Interest to Its people. While the west has not had, and haa not yet, a legislative majority, It haa been so strongly represented that an Intelligent and co hesive organisation, placing it tn a posi tion where It could have held and wielded the balance of power through combination, would have made it supreme In all na tional matters directly affecting It. PERSONAL NOTES. Senator Depew denlea the story that at the end of his term he will move to Cali fornia and make hla home there. "Little Old New Tork" is good enough for him, and he announces the purpose to round out his century on the banks of tha Hud son. Living without a stomach may seem an allurement to confirmed dyspeptics, but, doubtless that New York man who has had his removed haa the sympathy of the orowd when he bewails the fact that he mujt eat mush and prunes the rest of his life. New York City is said to expend 11.000,000 yearly to aupply officeholders with auto mobiles devoted mostly to Joy rides. When the fact la considered that many of the beneficiaries If in prlavte life would be troubled to ralae the price of a atreet car ride tha advantages of position becomes manifest. A monument made from a bowlder weigh ing more than nine tone has been placed at tha foot of Modjeska Mountain at, Arden, the former home of the actresa. On the face of the monument la a bronze tablet with Modjeska's name inscribed. The position of the memorial Is In a beautiful glen, where Modjeska loved to retire for reat and meditation. She called It the "dearest spot In the world." It former Governor Edward C. Stokes ot New Jersey Is able to achieve his ambi tion, the United t-lates sonata will, In 1911, have among Ita members another ex-school teacher. Mr. Stokes la now a leading can didate to succeed United States Senator John Keen, whose term expire on March t, 111. The former governor was a teacher In the publlo schools of Cumberland county. New Jersey, before entering the political arena In Other Lands Ida XJgkts ea What la Trans, ptrtag AJnosf the Wear end Far jretiotis of tha Barth. Writing from London to the Courier Journal, Henry Watterson draws a con trast between British and American poli tics and politicians, much to the advantage of the farmer, Evidently the peculiar brand of politics which has scandalized Kentucky In recent years dimmed the glasses of the veteran editor while draw ing the contrast. The local view. Instead of the national, only enn account for the bold assertion that "we have a long way to travel before we att.tln what one must honestly call the superior civilisation ot England." He says the English people are more advanced In Apolitical percepti bility and Individual discrimination, huvlng behind them 'two hundred years of Con stitutions! monarchy of stable and orderly government based on public opinion, and a thousand years of formative experience. "They are less emotional than we are." he writes, "less quick cm trigger. They re quire results. Their newspapers are models of composure and Intelligence. Mere as sertion does not go nearly so far. Some proof Is demanded. An Engllch news paper which made a business of belabor ing another newspaper would be voted a crank and a bore and would drop out of circulation. A politician of reputation and responsibility could not afford to stand for an untruth, even for a palpable misrepre sentation. Such canards as serve their term during election times In America would fall flat In England. Vicious editors, Inspired by malice or having axes to grind, are relegated to the slums of politics and Journalism. They could In the nature ot things have no existence. So much Is clear gain to the body spiritual, no less than to the body- corporate." British statemen are a quick and clever in giving consistency a solar plexus as any on top of the earth. In Britain, as elsewhere, Individual opinion, whether lordly or underling, lends a friendly ear to the pulsations of the pocketbook. The lordly Lord Roseberry, hitherto a liberal of the conservative type, continues his as saults on the ministerial budget, denounc ing It as rank socialism, destructive to capital,- and all that. The cause of hla race Is the proposed Increase In the In come tax. the Inheritance tax and a tax on the ''unearned Increment" of land- that is, taxing land to the full value aa determined by the government. These taxes, particularly the land tax, strikes at vast landed estates, much of which are non productive, being reserved for the pleasure of the owners, and hitherto sub ject to taxation on nominal valuation. Lord Roseberry Is not only a land owner but a representative of the land owning class, and rather than see his class taxed on full value, he now advocates going to the extremity of rejecting the budget In the house of lords. In Justification ot this unusual action he points to the land tax and the liquor license tax as legislation Injected into a revenue measure. On the crucial point of the right of the lords to modify a finance bill, supporters of the budget can draw the deadly citation from a apeech of Lord Roseberry in the gilded chamber itself. When the Budget of IBM denounced as socialistic almost as fiercely as that of this year came before the lords. Rosebery deprecated even discussion of the measure. He said l "I do not think it is necessary for the purpose of passing the bill that they (the peers) should make themselves master of It, because I deprecate altogether the Idea that the House of Lords haa anything to do with money bills. Any discussion of It must obviously be academic, and there fore I should have thought the least said soonest mended with regard to this meas ure." see A fact of deep significance to the corn trade of the world Is the rapid Increase In exports of corn from South Africa. It Is not long since South African farmers be gan to realize the possibilities of corn growing and the great value of the grain In the markets of the world. Soil and climate are particularly favorable to the growth of the cereal and the produot is said to be the finest quality. This year's orop Is unusually large and the country expects to export 25,000 tons by the end of the year. So great Is the output that the Natal railroad is overwhelmed with con signment to the seaports. Experiments in corn growing are also in progress In Abys sinia. Trained American etudenta from Tuskogee Institute were sent to Abyssinia at the request of King Menelik and are directing agricultural work among the na tives, giving special attention to corn growing. These distant developments are encouraging, and calculated to make corn growers In the United States sit up and take notice. Evidently the middle west Is not to have a monopoly on the cereal king, but the old-new world will have to travel far before It becomes s serious rival, e e Spain Is beginning to realize what a ser ious conflagration haa been kindled by the ruction over mining Interests near Mellla. Reinforcements are being hurried to the Riff coast of of Morocco with all possible speed. General Marina In command of the forces at the front has done little more than hold his ground, much of It at severe loss and is evidently awaiting an ade quate force before attacking the main pos ition of the enemy. Very little Informa tion filters through Spanish sources. Cor respondents of French and British papers give rather disquieting view regarded the ability of Spain to quickly end the war. Thus one correspondent writes: "Nobody doubts that the Rlfenoa can put about (10,000 warriors In the field. No one who has ever seen the country, but Is aware It ts a barren land, as mountainous and more devoid of water than waa the TranFvaal. To carry pn the war more than 100.000 men are necessary If any serious Impression Is ever to be made. Where can Spain find such an army, or. If found, how can she keep It In the field? The Star of empire which blazed the way westward for the mighty tldca of settlers In the 'HO's haa Ita counterpart In the atellar luminary now attracting set tlers to the steppes of western Sthlerla. The movement became perceptible soon af ter the war with Japan and ha Increased each succeeding year. Ijtft year with government assistance, 1K0.00A parent fam lllea emigrated to a region heretofore as sociated In the popular mind with political exiles. Indeed the movement Anlaward exceeds In volume that of all but a few of the moHt active years of the Amer ican migration west. It la expected that the newly-settltd region of Siberia will have an annual surplus of SOOOO.OoO hut-hols of wheat for export. The Russian peasant of to-day Is not very productive, however. The average yield of wheut per acre In Russia Is the lowest In the world, and below the average even of that obtained from the poorly cultivated wheat lands of our South. The department of commerce and labjr at Washington Is calling attention to the American exposition to be held In Ber lin, Germany, from May to July, 1910. the arrangement for which haa been left to representative business men of the United Slates, acting In conjunction with a com- 1 z&ri -r-- At." Xlic Steady Growth of this bank has been particularly notice able in the exclusive Women's Dcpurlmcnt an Ideal place for the transaction of finan cial business, for meeting friends, and for rest afier shopping. Entrance to Safety Deposit Taults la on 11th Street. Ljih3 -iJissiIL j. mlttee at Berlin of which Prince Henrv la honorary president. The opinion Is officially expressed that a great oppor tunity Is here offered to American enter prlte. The exposition ts to be confined to American products, and it is, therefore, of national Interest that the exhibits should be thoroughly comprehensive and of exceptional merit, In order to strengthen the prestige of American industries abroad. John M. Carson, chief of tho bureau of manufactures, Washington, D. C, will re spond to all Inquiries. SMILING REMAKES. "Tour constituents have always de manded tariff revision," aald the earnest adviser. "Very true," answered Senator Sor ghum. "And I have done what 1 could to hold the tariff in such shape that they can atlll relieve the monotony of life by de manding further revision." Washington Star. Stranger (In Drearyhurst) 'tour Streets are frightfully dusty. Uncle Welby Gosh (wiping his lips) Tea, sir; this is a dry town. Chicago Tri bune. First Girl (looking at statue of the Venus de Mllo) What terribly thick waists girls must have had in those days? Second Girl Yes, but perhaps the gentle men's arms were longer. Human Life. "What It the reason you were so late in discovering the North pole?" "Well," answered the explorer, "you see they have such long nights In the Arctic regions that I overslept." Washington Star. ReddIIe ssys he's "met a good many people since he got his automobile. Green Principally Judges, I auppose? Tonkers Statesman. "I want to shake hands with the engi neer of this train." ... "What are you a candidate for? "Nuthln. I think eomebody ought to remember the engineer, even If It Is an off year." Louisville Courier-Journal. "De Btng has written a book he calls The Lamp.' " - "Gone in for light literature, has he? St. Louis Star. "That fellow has low Alms, low Ideas and low associations all around him. Orchard & Wilhelm 4I4-I6-1S South 16th St root. Saturday Specials -. rk . A aTfe t I ASM Ktig uepi. 1 1 .&4?, . t ' value. They come in a variety of patterns, all are excellent quality rugs and sell regularly at $3.00 each. For Saturday only we are going to sell them at, each $1.45 Saturday Special In Casement Traveling Bags Tina genu ine black Walrus Hand ling, suitable for lady or gentle man, all leather lined with extra heavy brass trim mings, Rusfiian steel frame, every bag guaranteed just ;t- Poonlnr us we mjiesciH it., ie,-- n nK . i Cnl.JiitT nn I v IKIi.il price $D.oU; special lor oniuiuoj, -r :7o7 saturday on,y so A New Front This drawing may be a bit too technical for the layman. But it illustrates one of a dozen New Fronts that eive to our Fall and Winter Sack Suits a real individuality. Whatever doubt there may be about the Pole there isn't any about our new fall styles. It's up to you to "dis cover" them. 'BrowninaKing 6 CQ w CLOTHING, FIPTKtNTH Se S. WILCOX, Manager. I I I' 1 t .1 mssLj A There Is onlv one thing In life which will ever take him up." "Wlmt Is that'.'" "An elevator." Miiltiinovs American. Eve (suspiciously) Am I tho flrnt rib ou ever loved? Adam I swear It, deareft. Cleveland Plain Dealer. MAYBE. Mr. Taft will be with us next Monday; Our rlty has gained much renown When our genial, corpulent president Visits this leading western town. He'll be met at the railroad, station By our representative meii. The Commercial cltih members, also The governors and Knights Ak-Sar-Ben He'll be feted and feasted and toasted By admirers solemn and gay. He will bow and smile and assure us He's enjoying this memorable dny. Tk.n V,j,v'tl rnK lilm ari.iitt1 In thftle autos, TO snow nim tne signis oi ine cf; Our town will blazon with glory To welcome our amiable guest. They'll provide him an elegant dinner, But, alas! I cannot be there; The prlc- In far too prohibitive For me to secure a chair. For they're charging twenty dollars For this magnificent spread. Good grub, with chicken and gumbo. - O Lord! I wish I were dea4, And my dress suit Is still with undo; No hope to get It, I fear, And a ticket and sulfa too expensive; Thev'd cost me much too dear. But there's comfort In serious reflection; A lining to every dark cloud. Come Tuesday, we'll pick the high toned ones, A dyspeptlo, sorrowful crowd. Such eating and drinking and smoking By strangera to epicurean iu, Distress with, their stomachs will mark them With a sorrowful, pensive mood. While I, who oouldn't be with them And eat of chickens and ducks Will feel healthy, happy and gladsome And be ahead some twenty odd bucks And with those who attend the great meet- Wlth "Samson." king of the "den" I'll be present and enjoy myself hugely For I'm certain 1 11 be with them then. "Paprika" will sing, dance "n c"P,,,'r For me Just aa well as for Bill. I'll drink coffee and beer and eat pretzels Andiaugh. "by u 400 of this 3x6 foot $3.00 Ruga, Saturday only, at, your choice, eaon, l.4t We purchased the entire lot of drop patterns of uncut Smyrna Kurb oi the George and Jamea Bromley Carpet Mills. These we bought at about one-half their regular '- mJX ,.i f FURNISHINGS AND HATS, amo DOUQLA8 STREETS, OMAHA. ii ii r t i it i'