THE BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 1009. 'Tie-Qmaiia Daily Bel FOUNDED BT KDWARD ROSJEWATIR. VICTOR ROSE WATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omaha poetofflc a seeond claa matter. TERMS OF BUBBCRirTION. rlly R (without Kunday) on yr LalLy be and Hunday. on year .l 00 . 100 DKLIVERKU BY CARRIER. Tally Be (Including Sunday), er week.. IV: iJally Re (without Sunday), per week.. 10c Erenlng Be (without Sunday), per week Evening He, (with Rundayi, Pr weefc..Wo Hunday Rs on yeex 'i'tL Saturday !, on year , Address ail eomplalnls of lrrr gularltlea la drUrery t City t'lrrulatlon lpaunnu orricEa Omaha The Be Building. South Omaha Twenty-fourth end I. Council Rluff II Brott Ktreet- Lincoln 618 Little Building. Chicago 1548 Msrquette Building. New York-Rooms Uol-UOJ No. Wet Tbirty-thlrd Street. Waahlngton 7M Fourteenth Street. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to new and edi torial matter should b addressed: Omaha bee. Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. 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Subscribed In m v nreesnce and sworn to befor me this 1st day of September, 10. M. V. Notary Public Snbeerlber leaving; tn rite tem porarily ahoald. , kit Th Bee anile te them. ' Add res will hansr aa often as ren.est. Speaking of Joint debates, Cook and Peary have the rostrum. City Comptroller Lobeck Is again talking about running for governor, Talk Is cheap. The 4-11-44 trip of the Lusitanla clinched the turbine record for the rest of the season, t When It comes to "feeding at the crib" the Dahlmanltes are pretty good at It themselves whenever they get a chance. I. Secretary Balllnger refers the case to the president jTt's kind of Mr. Balllnger, but no other referee can get Into the game.. ;. , Ireland baa developed amasing pros perity and no longer sings of distress ful countries. It now wants Immigra tion from America. A late dictum from the wise ones of base ball Is that a good hitter can not forget and! a, bad one cannot learn Just like picking out stocks. It will be remembered that a certatn Chris Columbus Also had more or less trouble In convincing people that he had really discovered something. Where Is Mouat McKinley? the spiteful ask. Dr Cook reported that be had ascended that everlasting hill, but he could not get It on the map. Lincoln is complaining about poor patronage Of the State fair. Can It be that the bankers brought all the money la Nebraska With them to Omaha T It la recorded that the augurs of old Rome could not pass each other without smiling World-HsraJd. Now we object. This Is plagiarism. The Bee got this off only two days ago, From Lincoln comes the report that the prohibition debate between Mayor "Jim" and Colonel Price proved tame and quiet. Incredible. It to, better go back to cowroplng. War down south the rumor Is that the farmers of .the Pee-Dee have great tobacco . orop. Where Is the Pee-Dee? ' Send out the surplus mem bers of the Arctlo club. ..... ' rrrrrz Anna item opens another season with warnings to young girls against the stage. From the outside It would appear that she should warn the stage against, the young girls. Improvement In the output of equip ment companies is a sign of good times, the boomers aay. The thought Is good, but thsr is a Suggestion of the cart before the horse, i ' -' T Acquaintances of the two families say that the real social amenities of the: occasion will not appear until Mrs. Cook and Mrs. Peary are Invited to spend aa evening under the same roof. Speaking once more of Joint. de bates, we suggest a debate on the Can non rules of parliamentary procedure from a democratic viewpoint between Congressman Fltigerald and ex-Congressman Bryan. Governor Comer of Alabama Is de scribed by some who know him as "the man who does more tool things thaa any of the great men of the south." . Open the competition to the country and there Is a great man la Nebraska who will be backed by the aoHd west, ana then some. A Builder of Western Property. Edwin H. Harrlman, who con trolled more railroad mileage than any other living man, dies with fewer en era lea, (t la aafe to ear. than any of the other great railroad ownera who hare gone before him. Hla pol icy of constructive building, selfish or unselfish, gave employment to thou sand! of men, enlarged towns, In creased commercial activities and gave a tremendous Impetus to growth In the west. Omaha can only think kindly of the man who freely expended money for the development of terminal facilities, made greater the great property which means so much to the city and left monuments' here which' for many years will attach his name to that of the community. No man can die of overwork with out bearing with him to the grave one side of the world's respect. How he compared with other great railroad commanders will always be hard to tell. He missed acquiring the Bur lington and spent a fortune In acquir ing nothing. He nearly missed get ting thei Illinois Central and commit ting another strategical mistake. But he made few blunders and must rank with the geniuses of acquisition. It may be said of him lhat he was per sonally amiable and that, counting ac cording to the good done In the world, he was one of the most beneficent fig ures In the Hat of great careers credited to America. Saratoga Conference. For a month the Saratoga confer ence of anti-Bryan and anti-Tammany democrats has been discussed as if It were a national convention. Now that the time has come It Is the chief event In politics, next to the president's ap proaching tour. Yet there is nothing impending which this conference can do to change the course of the parties. The democratic party in New York state is rent worse than for five of tlx years with Jealousies and distrusts Nationally the party situation Is that described in Maryland this fall, one of "incurable schism." At least the Saratoga conference is respectable In ability, sincerity and character. Resolutions, prepared, by Morgan J. O'Brien may be wrong In political principle, fcut they are sure to' have force and to stimulate the old loyalties- - of Cleveland's - adherents, The conference will not make the mis: take charged by one set of Maryland democrats against the other In the re cent state convention, that they have no national relations and can only drag along a state machine with local spoils. If there are such things as leffer- sonlan principles, which Is doubtful we may hear at Saratoga how they are to be stated. State rights, on the score of age, may wear the name, but It would be hard to find another. It may be. that the only sound, safe and sane advice to what Is left of the party of Cleveland and Tilden Is to declare for honest money, an economical army and navy, administrative efficiency and reasonable railroad rates. Then-Join the republican party and adjourn. Is not that policy better than fo con tribute money ana aDiuty to a pro longation of an ascendancy distasteful and false to the convictions of every man at the conference? Cook and Peary Data. No world controversy ever had a more Impartial array of Judges than are the American people, who, without bias but with strained' attention, are reading every scrap of news about the strange conclusion of the Arctic drama. How does the case between the two Americans stand t Cook's weak point, recognised from the first. Is that he brought back no data to confirm what be must have known to be. a story certain to call out peremptory de mands for proofs. He went to Eu rope, but entrusted his data to Whit ney, an unknown young man, for America. In taking with him only two Eski mos on his final ruth to the pole he did not make a suspicious error, for all explorers reduce their companies to the smallest dimensions when away from camp. Mentlonbas been made of previous mistakes of Cook in his reported ascent of Mount McKinley. He reported ascending to the summit, but submitted no proofs. Criticism was made of the long period between April, 1908. and August. 1909, the date of bis discovery and that of his announcement. That is explained by the long delay while he was borne off by a "lead" and nearly starved. This point, which was at first taken against him, Is now placed In his favor, for It is not likely that he would have concealed himself so long, with no ap parent reason. It is noted that Rae mussen, the famous Dane, who met Cook far up in Greenland, treats the Cook account a true. Other Danes familiar with Arctic navigation take the same position without demur. Both men made the final rush In the same way and with almost Identi cal methods. Both lived at the last stage with Esqulmos and had them In the rush, Peary taking a greater num ber. Melville has modified his early sharp remarks about Cook, the ex planation being that Cook's first dis patches were garbled In transmission. The wonderful speed of Cook's final trip is shown to be no greater than Peary made in hla previous venture, when he spent thirteen days in idle ness. Tbla is a rough summary of the points In the strange uncertainty be tween the two Americans. Peary's dispatch, that certain statements were made by the Cook Esqutmos, is not yet clearly understood. Nobody can see how Peary could communicate with them. The dispute Is now where It apparently must rest for some time. Ho Such Dilemma. Commenting on the president's an nounced intention to discuss the new tariff law in some of the addresses he makes on his coming western trip, the Lincoln Journal pictures Mr. Taft in a terrible, dilemma. It says: A presidential defense of the law except as the most temporary of makeshifts will flood the whole Missouri valley with ICS water. The situation demands all the tact the president commands, and all th straightforwardness. It may not be wise for the president to say all he personally thinks about the tariff or the tariff law. The Journal, and those who take the same view, need not be distressed as to whether it Is wise or not for the president to say Just what he thinks about the tariff. If he discusses the tariff at all he will say Just what he thinks about It without any dissem bling or reservation. If he did not regard the new tariff law as an Im provement on the old he would not have signed It, and if he did not re gard it as, under all circumstances, a substantial compliance with the plat form promise of revision downward he would not have made that declaration In the statement accompanying his ap proval of the measure. The president certainly Is not going to assail a tariff law which he, himself, helped to put on the statute books. If he says any thing about the tariff he will tell the reasons that Impelled him to sign It, and the same reasons that would ap peal to him will appeal forcibly to the people generally, except those few democrats who reject the protective principle altogether, and a few repub licans whom no tariff could suit. Operation of a Central Bank. Among the reports from Senator Aldrlch and the monetary commission are two of high 'significance. One is that a central bank In some form Is favored by a majority of the commis sion and the other that Senator Aid- rich Is determined that the currency shall be settled permanently under his leadership when, the commission re ports. The country remembers that congress stopped In the last effort with an emergency currency measure which has never been used and In the present state of business never will be. The currency remains as It has been for years, consisting chiefly of national bank notes based on govern ment bonds and treasury notes, or greenbacks, based on the credit of the government. The principal cfiange ef fected in years has been the absolute adoption of the gold standard It baa lately been said that the credit '. of the government Is not a necessary of proper function of a cen tral bank. It belongs to the govern ment and the people. . Yet the popu lar thought Is that the two things are associated. When the next currency debate comes up many members of oongregs will probably assume the necessity . of actually or nominally meeting the public expectation In this respect. Whatever expectations are met, the settlement should be such that If a central bank Is established it should not be compelled to hold all tne government Donas and the cur rency should not be based exclusively on bonds. The Inelastic character of a bond currency was exhaustively shown In the debate Just after the last panic. It was made plain that bonds may be safe and yet a currency based on them grossly Inconvenient and dangerous. If a man wants currency he wants a certain sura at once and in a form which will Instantly pay debts then due. It was Lord Avebury who said In the American discussion of 1908 that an ideal currency would move ex actly as If It were gold. It Is the only thing which can be . divided Indefi nitely, as a bond can not, which every body will take and which will not shrink In process of liquidation, as any bond will. There Is a great difference between a mortgage and a promissory note, whether Issued by An Individual or by the government. As any of the state banking associations, In session at this season of the year, or the National as sociation, about to meet, would unan imously say, It Is safe to conduct bank ing on notes and not safe on mort gages, lor tne reason mat notes are liquid and mortgages are not That Is a simple and universal rule of good commercial banking. It will be Im possible to have a scientific central bank unless the rule Is kept In mind. Senator Aldrlch and the commission may not work out i. genuine central bank. There are, It is admitted, dif ficulties and objections, some com mercial and some political. On the as sumption that the rumors credited to the commission are accurate and that an effort will be made to establish a central bank, the only relation of which to the federal government Is to supply accommodation, then It would be highly useful for the people to know how a correctly managed cen tral bank should operate and upon what basis Its notes should rest. The Sioux City Tribune tries to make out that The Bee is against the direct primary. Hardly. It Is, however, decidedly against the open primary put on to us by the late democratic legislature, and it will be for a return to sanity and a stopping of fraud which 'this democratic open primary invites. It democratlo newspapers are al ready finding It bard to play th. game of nonpartlsansblp on the top of tne ticket, and strict partlsausblp 00 tne rest of It, without getting their trol leys Crossed, what will they be up against when the campaign waxes warmerT The Lincoln Star criticises Lincoln merchants, severely for abandoning the electric street Illuminations heretofore provided to make the city more attrac tive while State ftflr visitors were on hand. Drytng up a town evidently hits other people' besides the liquor dealers. Did Cook or Peary see anything of the Monroo doctrine lying around the North poleT If the pole belongs to us we must have the documents Nready when European monarchies Interfere with out white bear prodoct. Remarks of the Cleveland press on the Detroit base ball team are not recommended for the young. They are mitigated by the fact that the whole country thinks wttn Cleveland. Tough base ball must go. Lord Northcllfte tells Canada that there will be an Anglo-German war before the end of 1912. "You get the news and I'll furnish the war," was the slogan of another colossal Jour nalistic Intellect. England has driven out the house fly. Then we bope that England will not be conquered until the American woman learns the art. How does Britannia starin with the corrupting mpth? Kansas City has ' incorporated a 11,000,000 navigation company to run a barge line on the Missouri from St. Louis to the Kaw. A $1,000,000 looks pretty good and ought to draw some water. How kind In the comptroller of the currency to time his call for a state ment Just right for the Omaha bank ers to give a demonstration before the sessions of the State Bankers' associa tion. A thousand years ago Halley's comet hit the earth about wnere Arlxona lies. If that Is the usual im pression left by the comet, our hopes are for a new orbit next year. The Charleston News and Courier nominates Bryan for governor general of the North pole. The real hardship would be in limiting him to an audi ence of two EsquJmos. . Dr. Cook was raised in New York City, proudly screams Mr. Bradley, the financial backer. Was it there that the doctor learned his modesty, and how to talk Indian In Boston tbe Home Market organ is assailing thejrepubllean party for weakening on protection. The organ has Bryan'fr latest to fan back on In searching .for Jaea, v , ' y i I BWTT 1 ' "Don't vote for the democratlo su preme Judge nominees because they are democrats," admonishes tne aem nnratin state nlatform. What's the anpwerT ' ' They'll "ot Be Missed. Washington Post. The recent train robberies must make the west feel that, the wild and woolly championship has decided to locate In the east. Opportunities for Genlaa. St. Louis Republic. A Washington man has Invented a muszle which prevents the rooster from crowing a daybreak. That will help some, but a bet ter Invention would be a soft-pedal attach ment for the flat car. wheels that appear to be In general use on the early morning runs. Ownership of the Pole. Chicago Record-Herald. The question of the ownership of the land around th North pole will probably not be definitely settled until It Is ascertained whether ther Is any probaballty of finding gold there or not If the chances seem favorable we may be assured that the territory will belong to England. Dahlmaa Will Be Shown. Sioux City Tribune. If the Dahlman democrats of Omaha were to succeed In nominating him for governor on a "wide open" platform, they would never know what happened to them up state. They may think the Omaha view of the liquor business Is the only one, but Nebraska as a whole will take delight In thowlng them what the real thing la when Dahlman comes on top. Important, If True. Kansas ' City Times. John Wanamaker says ther are Just four reasons why congress will not enact a parcels post law, and those fotir reasons are the four big epress companies, which, with other big corporations, control con gress and prevent any legislation Inimical to their Interests. He makes thre strik ing points In his contention, vis.: First The United States is the only civilised oountry on the globe that hasn't got a parcels post. Second The people of the United States want, need and should have a paroels post Third The people of the United States cannot hav a paroels post beoauH the grafters stand between and say, "You shan't." AS TO JIDOK SMITH. An Explanation that Explains the WtlekseM of th Way. D Moines Register and Leader. Th Omaha Bee qoutes the Register and Leader aa saying that th speaker of the next house If he Is a republican must hav th support of Speaker Cannon's friends What th Register ana Leader meant to say and'bl!vs It did make plain was that Judg Bralth ha so rlatd himself that If he beoam speaker It eould only be by th aid Of Speaker Cannon and his friend. If, as Th Be assumes, the next speaker Is to be nsmed by Mr. Cannon, then by all meana. let It be Judge Smith. But If a Is entirely possible, the Insurgent forces by vigorous and united aotlon can force some concessions from the powers that be, the effort should be mad regardless of local pride or interest In the fortunes of Judge Smith. Th Register and Leadsr has meant only to convey the Idea that th progressive movement should not b sidetracked through a local eandldaey. It only regret that jMdge Smith baa not seen fit to align himself With th pregrosalv force NORTH POLE CHITS. Chicago Record-Herald: Didn't Dr. Cook hav a sled or something that wss called Th Kooaeveltr' If he didn't, w can hardly believe that he actually reached th pole. St. Louis Republic: A man can do al most anything which he makes up his mind and will that he really want to do. reary's arrival at the pole on the seventh trial Is only another triumph for continuity of purpose Intelligently directed. Indianapolis News: (till, If they are going to discover the pole every few days that "thrill In the heart of every layman," which Is always so prominently mentioned In the descriptive dispatches. Is likely to grow somewhat exhausted from overwork. Cleveland Flaln Dealer: The society of hollow earth advocates are extremely dis gruntled because they had preached that big hole leading to the earth's Interior would be found at the north pole. They may Join with those who call Dr. Cook a liar, or they may pin their hollow hopes to the undiscovered Antartlo end of the earth. New Tork World: And between telegrams announcing the Cook and Peary discoveries of the north pole a New Yorker broke Alpine records by climbing Mont Blano In nine hours and a woman astronomer at Harvard located a new meteor the spec trum of which Is "five times larger than thst of any other ever noted by any ob servatory In the world." 'Tie a grent country. Bt. Louis Republic: The approval of those Danish scientists Is nothing. Den mark Is a nation given to research In the polar regions and therefore prejudiced and untrustworthy. The real Judicial cen ter, the pole of wisdom and Judgment of the sclentlfto world, is on the Midway Plalsance In Chicago, directly beneath the revolving chair of Prof. Thomas Chrowder Chamberlain. PERSONAL NOTES. Commander Peary Is a Pennsylvanlan, 61 years of age; Dr. Cook a New Yorker, age 44. Both hall, from Brooklyn. A grandson of Mark Hanna Is working overtime on the ore docks of Cleveland. He wants to marry and Is hustling or the needful. "Joe Bailey for president, 191J." said a transparency carried by democrats at Bon- ham, Tex., at a Bailey meeting. It wasn't visible at Fain-lew. Champ Clark halls from Pike cou'nty, Missouri, and Is doing- his prettiest ora torical . figures at Honey Shucks. The house democratlo leader exudes honey when the environment Is just right. The Iron Trade Review Vf Cleveland rinds It necessary In order to keep pace with the development of the trade, to Issue a daily paper devoted to the busi ness. The first number appeared Septem ber 1. The approach of a legislative Investiga ting committee instructed to look Into tax valuations In Chicago was timed with a hurry call from the Chicago Telephone company to the Board of Review, request ing an Increase of (2,000,000 In the com pany's assessment. Just happened so. Anita Stewart, the rich American girl whose mother Is alleged to have advanced ti.wu.oog so that she might become the bride of Prince Miguel of Bragansa, has been, created a princess In her own right by the emperor of Austria. Banns of tho marriage have been published In London. ' CONTROL, OF CORPORATIONS. Speolal Commission Devising; 'Ways ;- ad Means. Brooklyn Eagle. There is disposition to conclude that the special commission of which Attorney General Wlckersham is the head, and which recently began Its sessions In Man hattan la a consequence of the enactment of the corporation tax provision of the new tariff law. As a matter of fact, the commission exists In pursuance of a plan President Taft had conceived long before tariff legislation was begun. Prior to his inauguration the president had publicly declared his belief that certain amend ments should be made to the Anti-Sherman act which would strengthen It In cor poration control. The enactment of the corporation tax provision was, as leading to a govern mental supervision of corporations, a seisvre of an opportunity which had not been anticipated. It was, however, directly In line with the president's plan, how ever Indirect It may appear to be. By It th work of the commission Is made much easier. Had the corporation tax provision not been enacted the commission must have prepared, almost as the first step, n amendment to the Sherman- aw which would bring th corporations under super vision. Now, however, that part of the work done and made a law, formulation of measures and amendments for the reg ulation of the corporations and a re-or-ganlsatlon of the Department of Justice, the Interstate Commerce commission and th Bureau of Corporations, so as to bring about more effective co-operation, are the duties before the commission. Its report will be made to the president In November and will constitute the basis of presidential recommendations to con gress In th annual message. Quit evi dently th president is proceeding in a systematlo way and In pursuance of a well defined plan to the oomplete con trol by government of the corporations. PALL ELECTIONS. Income Tax Amendment Fnotor I Legislative Campaign. Baltimore American. v Although this Is an off political year in the country, elections will be held In varl ous states with Issue that mean a great deal to the voters, and thus the outlook is full of Interest. It may be noted that only eight states hold elections this year Mass achusetts, Maryland. Rhode Island, Mis sisslppl, Kentuoky, New Jersey, Nebraska and New York. While the campaigns gen erally will not be of wide interest, that in this state will hav supreme Importance to Marylanders, and also attract attention outside, because of Its bearing on the ex erclse of th franchise and th proportion of representation that shall be accorded the city of Baltimore In th general as sembly of the state. Massachusetts will continue republican; Rhode Island may probably remain In th am status, It being normally a strong republican state, while the republicans in Virginia, taking advantage of the dissen sion in the democratic ranks and other helpful conditions, are making the fight of their lives. Nebraska will have a clos-i vote from all Indication. It gave a small plurality to th Bryan ticket and elected democratic governor, with republican fo; the various other stat offices. Th legislature to be chosen In flv states Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhod Inland, Virginia and Kentucky will b oalled upon to vote for the Income tax amendment. This Is one of the most Im' portant matters now before the oountry. Ic New Jersey an assembly and one-third of the member of the senate are to be elected, and In New York an assembly. 80 that the Income tax amendment may wldt-ly nlr lute the politics of tu campaign. CROSSETT SrfOE "MAKES LIFE'S WALK L-ASY" ETHICS OK KXPLOnATlOM. Sagaested Rales for Galdinsr Future Discoveries. New York Tribune. That ethics might play a part In polar explosion probably was not dreamt d of In the earlier days of the art, science or whatever It may be called. It now seems possible, however, that In future tho 'would be discoverer of poles and the like will be compelled to take a course In polar ethics before he can secure his license. Accordlngto th statement of one of the physicians who accompanied a former ex pedition poleward, It- the newspaper ac counts may be relied upon. Dr. Cook, even If he did discover the North pole, ought to be disciplined for "violating the ethics of polar expeditions" .by using a portion of the route which another discoverer had laid out. It might be assumed that Hie real end to be desired was the discovery of the thing Itself and that any suggestion from on expert to another would( b Jn the best of form, but it now appears that when one man stakes out a route to 90 degrees north latitude anyone else who uses part of It does It at his peril. Another case wherein the ethical question Involved two explorers may be recalled from the reports of Stanley's expedition into Africa for the purpose of rescuing Emln Pasha. Mr. Stanley, we are told, came upon Emln quietly smoking Ills p'pe In front of his hut, cottage or palace, whichever It may have been, and In a burst of enthusiasm shouted that he had come to rescue him. The prior arrival In sisted strongly that he didn't want to be rescued, and would prefer to remain where he was, but Stanley still quoting from the reporb-told Emln Pasha that he had to be rescued, anyway, .whether ho wanted to be or not, and so It was done. Mani festly, the ethics of reseu were violated In this Instance. All this Would be superfluous were It not for the fact that the South pole still re mains to bo found, even though Central Africa and Farthest North have already been or are soon to be properly charted and placed on the map. If the South pole Is to be discovered at all It should be dis covered ethically. It is the last of its kind and Is entitled to every possible con sideration. Proposed Party of Hummer. Charleston News and Courier. If Henry Watterson were asked what he thought of Mr. Bryan driving him out of the democratic party, he would probably quote from Simon Suggs this pertinent pas sage: "Colonel, ef I was you, I wouldn't bet $2,000 on the ace." "No, young man," says Simon, "be kase you ain't got no $2,000 too bet." With "Marse Henry," and "Old Loblolly Pine," and "Old Sassafras." and many others who have fallen under the dis pleasure of the Nebraskan Nebraskan and the Ananlases who represent he flower of the republican party, what's the matter with organising a brand new party that would make things hum? To III Pal pciiiy u 100 Pianos occupying the space we are about to re-floor and redeco rate, we have concluded to place low values on at least 100 pianos to get them moved. These Instruments are ail la tine shape, rebuilt, reflnlsbed and your opportunity to secure a beautiful bargain. OVER TWENTY DIFFERENT MAKEO ARE REPRESENTED Including Stcinway, Knabe, Corl, Hallei A Davis, King, Kim ball, Kranloh ft Bacb, Schubert, Vose, Stratus, Ellington, Burton, Cable-Nelson, Cramer, Imperial and many others. 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'TTie search for the pole goes merrily on, in spite of a cen tury o.C discouragement and loss. Doubtless all discoveries are of value some more than others. To the man who gives thought to the question of Rhoe buying, the discovery of the Highest Degree of Comfort is worth an effort to reach. No matter whet the latitude and long itude of your home may be, you can easily looste dood derler and find the Shee that " Makes Lite's Walk Easy." It costs only $4 tc S' to make this helpful discovery. LEWS A. CROSSETT, It-. , '' ' r.-s North Abinflton aaaasasasisa 1 1 1 'im - .. JJO WHITTLED TO A W1 . i. "l see where "Cook h t" n t be all the rase this wlntrr. 1 Vj.-i. i hmv they will he trimmed." "I should Jude with xvfntli of tlu Ice plant." Baltlore Amerlran. "Airships are Just. In their liifnncy." "Yes, and they're mlithiy hHi'd to raise." Cleveland Plain Dealer. - ' "I don't see why you are dismissing me," said his chauffcui'. angrily. "Didn't I tako you out In your . tar twice last month?" "Yes." answered th owner, "but you wouldn't take me wh-re I vantod to g." -Life. "Yes." said Mrs. Hlghmnve, "w have Just returned from a trip through the high ways and byways of Europe." "Just what do you call the 'byways' T" askrd Mrs. t'psome. "Well, they ftro the pluces .where my husband er usod stronit lanciPKe shout the hotel accommodations." Chlrngo Trib une. "Did you get any sfock in that balloon line projectT" "Yes. but T think I paid f&r It more than It was worth." ' , , '""S JC "Thst Is what was Wlie extwOwM. Can sir line would nnjnrnllv hn. wJnflSJed stock." Baltimore American.,--' F.ve medttsted. "Perhaps I tempted Aditm " !. cHd. "but I never temnted another woman's servant awav by offerin hluhr wages." Herewith she felt herself truly rl thteons. New Tork Pt:n. "Does your boy. Jo-h. know anything abou running a farm?" "Well." answerpd Mr. C'n-rtrssel. "he shows signs of heln' 0.1'Hllfkd fur s"mo I branches of the work, llim an' me had qul.e a talk last nUht. H- Mv-t vmv well posted on plant In' an' fc rrllxhi. B it what he don't know shur priml-nry notes an' mnrtrHRe ni-'t vorth men tionln'.'" Washington P'nr. YOU ARE OLD, FATII7T. V7TL7Z. Chlcp.iro TrHMipr "You are old. Father Wlcv," fie young man cried. "But you always kno vlier you are at. You are hnle, Father Wiley; you look good to me. Now, what do you know uhout that?" "In the day, of my youth." Fnthur Wiley replied, . "My cnirn-.'Ttii')pe',rV tfnfinMr' I tookrrl for myself and won careful to chaw Only stuff that was carefully canned." "You are old. Father Wiley." tho 'young man cried, 4 "But are light on your fo-t ns a c-it; Your eyesight Is good and your hearing O. K.; Now, what do you know about that?" "In the day of my youth." Futher Wiley replied. "I was poisoned by eating canned finh. Slnoe then I have made It n rule to Insiwct The make-up of every dlnli. "You are old. Father Wiley," the young man orled, "But your health Is remarkably good. Do you --think we can add to tho years of your life By a dally Inspection of food?" "To my swan song of life." Father Wiley replied, "I expect to attach a long coda, And we all could attain to Methusaleh's age If we'd cut out the bentoate of soda." ispose CilOUF BV '. CemprlM laatntmentai ofj 'ie manufacture, la exoMUentr condition, including several u j pianos, some of which aie man-i ufacturers' sample instruments. . Borne rare bargains exist la this ? group. All at the same price . GROUP D Twenty fine quality piano. , Each and every one would fully answer the requirements of those whose musical needs de mand the best, and represent values far in exoeas et the a rice 0285 t r L 0