THE HKK: OMAHA, TUESDAY, AUGUST 31. 1000. The-Omaha Daily itet FOL'NIjED BV K&VfARD RU8EWATKH. VICTOR ROSEWATER. EDITOR. K.ntered at utnaba poetofflce. as second Has mailer. TERMS OK Rl'liHCRIFTIOK. Pally Ree (without Hunriay) one year.. $4 00 Pally Bee and Nunday, una year..i .(W DKLIVEREU UX CARRIER. Pally Dm (Including Sunday), per week. .15 Pally Bee (without Pundsy). per week. .10c Kvenlng Bee (without huiiday). per week 'k: Kvenlng Hee, (with (Sunday, per week.. 10c Hunday Bee, one year : 5 Saturday Uee, one year : 1.00 Address all complaints of Irregularities l.i delivery to Cty Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha (The Baa Building. South Omaha Twenty-fourth and N. Council Bluffs 16 aieott ritreet Llurnln,i Little Building. Ihlcace 1M8 Marquette l:ulldln. Sew York Room 1101-JKH No. 34 Weal Thirty-third 8treet. iVaxhlngton 72S Fourteenth Sireet. N. V. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to n'i and edi torial mattar should ba addrenxfd: Omaha Wee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payahla tu Tha Hee i'ubtlshing Company, t'tily 2-cent stamps received In payrnenl of mall accounts. 1'ersonel checks, exiept on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. iTATF.MKVT Or CIRCULATION. Ktata of Nebratka. Pouclaa County s.: Oeotse B. Tssnhuck. treasurer of The ia I'ubhHhlnc , Company, being duly aworti, caya thai (ha actual hun.tK-1 ol full and complete rople of The Pallv, Morning, Evening and HuO'lay liee printed during the montn oi July, ijub, was as follows: 1 41.T40 2 .....41.760 3. ,,..48,00 4 ....40,830 17 41,610 II 40,300 If 41,640 36 ,..41,730 S. ..48,180 ,.41.30 ..41,080 ..41,070 ..41,810 ..41,760 ' ..40,880. ..48.630 . .41,740 . .41,710 ..41,870 ..41,740 21. . 23. . SI. . :.. II. . 24. . 27. . 21.. 21. . JO. . 31. . . . .43,430 , . .41,690 ...41,110 ,..41,800 ...40,160 , . .41,670 . . .41,880 1.. 41,840 . . .41,840 ...41,890 ...41,830 Total....... 1,880,040 Returned coulee , 6,898 Nat total 1,888,418 lalljr average 41,368 ' GEORGE B. TZSCHITCK. Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before ma tlila 2d day of August, law. (Seal) M. P. WALKER, Notary i'ubllc. gabacrlbers leaving- the city Ir re perarlly shonld kite The Dee . mallet them. Address will ba i ha.ed as often aa reejaeated. ' The medicine-mixers are uniting In the belief that the trouble with Harri in an is undigested securities. The Seattle expo Is to borrow the great Mormon choir, the largest In the world. Has Senator Smoot squared it with all' his enemies? . Alaska has a coal question and a farm land question: Until they are settled Alaska can live comfortably on the tourists and report keepers. t Delta county, Colorado has Its ban ner fruit year and says it raises more than the Whole 'northwest. More 'fttrenptbty te fruit man's hoe arrn. : Georgia does not, wait for aviation, but wants good roads right now. The price of aeroplanes has convinced Georgia that now Is the time for maca- tlam. , ' At any rate, we will have a nonpar tisan canvass of Nebraska's late state wide primary, even though a majority of the canvassing board are repub licans. At Seattle they played "Dixie" and "My Maryland," and the crowd ho led. President Taft's southern policy must conquer these obstacles or sit down and' rest. Now 'that' aviatjon Is not afraid of wind and rain. It can do ' what it pleases. The Illinois State fair an nounces an air ship exhibition, regard less of the Weather. TU south has decided that cotton sold before It is planted will never be master of Wall street. It is too slow a crop..' The next step In crop reform Is awaited with Interest while the race question is debated. 1 Greek, soldiers ruutlnlng and the Spanish ktnsj may be dethroned.' News like .thU ought to make-Abruzzl will ing to get Into the Elkins family, where he cin live in peace and never have to think about bta meals. We, will not complain because Gov ernor Shallenberger wears a silk tile when on exhibition with bis military staff, but text time be gets in front of a camera to be photographed won't he please eee that his hat is on straight? Count jeppelin reached (he emperor on , time and the two ' confer about quirk routes between Berlin and the French barracks, .The count carries only eight or ten passengers, but the price will pay expenses on a daily schedule while the excitement lasts. Oi. of the defeated candidates for the nomination for police Judge in South Omaha says he is now for an nexation. This gives us an Idea. Let us get everyone in South Omaha to run for office, and then seek annexa tion converts among the "also rans." ' Jim Hill s construction men are get ling rush orders, while Harrlman Is on a regimen, at Arden. At Denver the Union Pacific executives are work ing on their steel rail orders. An in valid magnate cannot atop the wheels. nor ran the courtesy of one big chief to another.. France Is putting Into effect retalia tion against our tariff. If there Is one art of haute politique Franc, cannot t fiord It Is a retaliation battle with a .:aiton of women and millinery. It has always sold us a much as it could and bought as little. The retaliation e m-ttt tint Intiff -- - 1 - - - Postal Savings Banks. Since the flrt Grant administra tion the postal savings' bank has been a familiar idea to the' American pub lic. European experience suggested the practicability and the many ex tensive regions in America, where sav. logs banks and commercial banks wen few and far apart, made it seem a matter of course, that the postal sav ings bank would be Introduced. At first the popular mind dwelt only or chiefly on the convenience to the peo ple, alo on the benefit of the habit of thrift with small sums which has since the colonial times been strong In New England. The public yet hardly grasps the thought that there is Involved a gigantic fiscal or funding operation of the government. A wide difference exists In the sav ings bank habit between the East and the West. The savings bank proper is a trusteeship. The long settled New England view has made the pri vate savings bank a safe institution. But frequent breaches of trust. Im prudences and losses made It unpopu lar In the West. From that unpopularity It has never fully recovered. In 1908 Massachusetts-savings banks had nearly .000,000 depositors and $706,940,596 In deposits. New York had nearly 3,000,000 depositors and $1,378,000, 000 In deposits. , Nebraska had only 14,862 depositors and little more than $2,000,000 In deposits. The entire Pacific slope had not a half-million depositors and little more than $250, 000,000 In deposits. The south has the same Indifference to private sav ings banks. It Is from 'the south and west that a vast Influx of money is to be expected If the postal savings bank system Is adopted. President Taft speaks of "several hundred millions." The fiscal operation is the invest ment of tb.e government bonds now held chiefly by national banks to up hold their circulation of notes. If our monetary system Is changed to a cen tral bank of Issue or to an asset cur rency, something most be done with the $731,000,000 of 2 per cent bonds outstanding, forced by the govern ment on the national banks that they may comply with the law under which they issue circulation. The banks would lose at least $30,000,000 If they cashed their bonds .at present prices. The government Is about to issue a great volume of 3 per cent bonds. The $297,000,000 recently authorized Pan ama bonds are expected to be placed at 3 per cent. ' Inevitably, without some means of absorbing the 2 per cents, these 3 per cents would dislo cate the market for the bonds of lower Interest which are now barely above par. To provide for these 2 per cent bonds Is one of the great problems of the monetary commission. It is one of the reasons for the readiness of congress In 1908 to let,. the currency question stop with an. .emergency measure and let tha main Issue go over until after the election and after the passage of a tariff bill. Everybody sees that If the people deposit their savings with the govern ment, at 2 per' cent or ess Interest, it is not because of attractive invest ment In income. It is the govern ments' absolute security and the con venient locations of postofflces which are, expected to attract the savings of the people. If they do to the extent of $700,000,000, Mr. Taft's view ' of the case shows that the people will In fact lend the money to the gov ernment and protect the national banks In the change from a bond-secured currency to the substitute to be provided when congress agrees on a system of currency reform. Strange Town of Gary. Any town. that changes, in three years from 334 population to 15,000, ranks in impressiveness w(th the great rushes which have made oil cities, gold cities. and Oklahoma cities. It differs from all the rest, even from model towns' like Pullman, In that the world was fully posted before a brick was laid or a pile driven.' The steel corporation - spread abroad the news that It was going to build a town at the bead of Lake Michigan where thousands of workmen would be em ployed. In addition tq the immense plant of the steel trust, the convenient situation' and facilities are ' to' bring the universal cement company, the American Steel and Wire company, the American Car and Foundry, com pany and the American Locomotive company. There la no telling how many people will dwell in this steel town In ten years, but there are few houses. ' Time has not permitted a great deal of house-mating. The peo ple are getting along , in "shacks" without any suffering except from the crowding and the low rank in cleanli ness. The hotels are furnished mainly with cots or small beds. The town started "wide open," got disgusted and changed to prohibition and crusades. The "Patch" is. called the worst slum in' the world and yet vice la the violent form is not bad. The foreign-born workmen have no relaxations and almost no homes. They drink under what seems to them necessity. Hence tne saloons are flourishing and the streets are paved with beer bottles even though the place Is still technically "dry." This month Gary will finish a $200, 000 school. The steel company will have at work 14,000 operatives. The streets are paved to the extent of fif teen miles between the curbs and twenty-five of cement sidewalks. The Steel corporation 'expects to Invest $75,000,000 in mills. .Other concerns will add as much more as fast aa the buildings can be erected. - Municipal regulation is to be a prob lem. Weak handling of the saloons,. will rot ClO t"d rlel't Stringency will not do. If the lid s kept on too tight the people will go to other towns to spend their money. That Is an eco nomic situation which afreets the bet ter classes as well as the imported la borers. The adjustment, will be an Interesting part of the systetnatizatlon of this peculiar novelty in making a community. Gary has sprung at speed out of the. marshes and shifting sands of the Lake Shore. It Is a rich town already and its optimistic residents see Chi cago a suburb. The coming of the strange community Is a romance of the age of steel. Military Exhibitions. It seems that someone down east is possessed of the fear that Uncle Sam's military men may be overworked with parades and exhibitions. This fear Is voiced by the New York Evening Post as follows: Somebody ought to say a word on behalf of the army at about this sea.mii of country fairs. Is It or Is It not proper that the service should be used to make money for Individuals and associations? This week there is a "tournament" at Pallas, Tex.; the Thirteenth Infantry ia marching to one at Dps Moines, and from there It goes to one at Omaha. All branches of the service are to be represented . at Albany at the Hudson-Fulton celebration. Now, the tax payer has jt right to see the men for whose food, lodging and clothing he pays, but within proper limits. Attendance at pa rades no one can object to. But giving ex hibitions at country fairs or "old-home weeks," or military tournaments gotten up to make money. Is detrimental to the dig nity of the service, a waste of time, and a heavy expense which ought rightly to be devoted to proper military training. Last year at St. Joseph tha regular troops were actually boardid up and admission charged by the promoters of tha tournament who were also, of course, owners of the trollty line that reaped a harvest, .We submit that If anybody makes money out of the troops the government ought to, and not get-rich- quick speculators or managers of country fairs. The Post is unnecessarily alarmed, because there is no danger that the army wilf be misused because the troops returning from practice marches are to let the people look at them during the Ak-Sar-Ben festivities at Omaha. The rulings of the War department have, been so framed an to protect the army against unwarranted requisitions for parade purposes, but distinctly per mit them "to participate with organ ized military in camps of instruction, in local celebrations of a purely patriotic- nature and In celebrations that commemorate historical events, ex hibitions to which government aid has been- extended and In the annual mili tary tournament at Madison Square Garden." The point against the use of the army for private money-making pur poses is well taken, and If the military tournaments have been abused by get- rlch-qulck speculators the abuses should be stopped? But the tourna ments are valuable, not only to the army; but to the public es well, to whom they convey an educational les son. As we understand It, the policy of the War department is to permit participation in not more than one such tournament annually in each mil itary division, and the tournament' for this division this year Is to be at Dea Moines. We hope to have one of these tournaments in the neat future In Omaha, and see no more reason why there should be an objection to It from New York than that we should object to the military feature of the Hudson- Fulton celebration or the periodic na val demonstrations in New York har bor. We now know why the Increase in our taxes here "in Omaha for the com ing year has not brought us great gobs of tearful sympathy from Lincoln. An exhibit of the taxes which the Lincoln taxpayer will be called upon to pay shows that his next bill will call for $83.50 on each $1,000 of assessed val uation, which will be $12.75 more than he paid the year before. The Lincoln taxpayer happily is spared the load of a special water tax for back hydrant rental under which the Omaha taxpayer groans, but he has the priv ilege of putting up an additional $5.50 per $1,000 to make good the license money which was cut off when Lincoln went dry which, presumably, is a water tax, although of a different kind. We note from an eastern paper that the Nebraska legislature has been in terviewed in. the person of Judge W. 8. Shoemaker of the Douglas county delegation on the subject ?f the in come tax amendment, and if our leg islature were only In session "we would aurely ratify it." We move that Governor Shallenberger convene Judge Shoemaker in extra session and let hm go through the necessary mo tions. According to the democratic World Herald Judge Letton is now a great and good Judge, notwithstanding the fact that he was elected as a repub lican, because he Joined the dissenting democrat on the nonpartisan judiciary decision. This, however, does not re verse the World-Herald's ruling that It is not In the hab.it of supporting re publican candidates for supreme Judge. (.ungressman fowlers open letter to Speaker Cannon Is being treated with con sideration, although It ia evident that It was Inspired by personal pique. lies Moines Register and Leader. This is the World-Herald's cue to re monstrate again against republican newspapers "sneering" at Congress man Fowler, and to put the Register and Leader in partnership with Al drlch and Cannon. Assistant Secretary Mcliarg made sure that his resignation waa received before he told the public that all this timber reservation Is a foolish dream aa Jong as Washington aj Oregon ' Pointers on Winslrle Tribune: Really we do not know whether we prefer the open primary to the "closed" one or not. Here the result has been tha same. Htockvllle Reptiblican-Paber: J. Albert Johnson, an avowed socialist, received the nomination for sheriff on the democratic, populist and Socialist ticket. That's the result of the democratic primary law. Rcrlbner News (dem): The main disap pointment In connection with the new pri mary law Is Its, failure to sustain the con tention that makiug It possible for voters t cast their ballots without declaring their party Identity would bring out a larger vote. In its general operation, how ever, It cannot be said to ba Inferler to the old law. Rushvllle Standard: The recent primary election In Pherldan county will cost the taxpayers approximately tl.0"0, which Is something In excess of SI a vote. And all thin expense principally to find out which of the eight candldatea running for sheriff would be the nominee. Let's do away with tha primary. There Is no sense In holding two elections. St. Paul Republican: And now comes the word from all over of people who want to repeal the direct' primary law. But they will never succeed. The people at large have never yet handed back a right which they held In their own hands to the political flxera. Is it possible that the democrats of the last legislature so fixed the direot primary, that It would fall Into III repute because they lacked the courage to repeal It? Waterloo Gasette: The open primary is coming In for Its share of condemnation, as Its pernicious effect Is' seen in the returns from over the stste. By means of the new system, there is nothing to prevent democrats from nominating re publicans who may be undesirable, or re publicans naming democrats who likewise are weak from a personal and perhaps a party standpoint. The open primary should not ba permitted to stand. Batla Creek Enterprise: Editor Ooldle of the Wayne Democrat would like to meet the legislative freak who "Improved" the primary ballot and compel him to print them in the few hours allowed by law. He adds: "Borne damphule goes to Lincoln with a freak Idea in his head and all the other damphules vote for It to get some ridiculous measure of their own invention put upon the statute books." Lynch Journal: The state primary Is a thing of the past and to our minds It Is a total failure as far aa working any reforms in politics are concerned. Tha changes ' made by the last legislature were decid edly for tha bad and the law was formerly not what It was supposed to be. Tha peo ple of tha state do not teem to take to the primary.. We have not the figures at hand but it must cost Boyd County not less than $800 and not more than one-fifth of the voters attended the primary. Ord Journal: The Journal Is decidedly opposed to the primary election plan and has been consistently opposed to it for three years. We shall ba pleased if the opposition that it is developing shall gain auch momentum that It will be an issue in the next legislative campaign and that as a result the obnoxious law shall be re pealed and the atate and counties return to tha old convention system, where every thing must be done In the open and every act "ba known and read of all men." Battle Creek ' Enterprise: The funda mental principles of tha primary law can not ba attacked, "but the wide-open primary needed biit one' ferial to prove it a vicious Invention whlch'fidefeats, evan more than the old corrupt convention system, an im partial expression of a people's choice of candldatea. It was contended that with a wide-open primary many mora would be induced to vote. While such contention was not without reason, experience has taught us that we may Jook for no per ceptible increase. With a bitter looal fight In republican ranks, Madison county's vote was less than 100 mora than last year, and had not a number of democrats interested themselves in the selection of republican candidates the poll would have shown a de have enough to supply the country for fifty years. He also knew that one T. R. waa out of the republic. Mr. Mc Harg Is a breezy westerner and a smart lawyer to boot. The automobile tour promises to be a constantly more frequent event from now on and Omaha is located Just right to be a natural atop-over place for automobile tourists. It behooves us to make a special effort to get auto mobile tourists headed this way, and then to treat the tourists right when ever they get here. Benzoate fades like the glimmering landscape on tha sight and nobody has time to explore that pitchblende dis covery, even though the radium mar ket Is steady. , The greatest searcher after knowledge can only wait each day for his morning paper, while plain kings and money kings struggle for the first page. A Chicago man has discovered a Chinese city with electric cooking and public baths. If It had been a trav eler from anywhere else we should have aald he was an old circus barker getting up his practice. Befog from Chicago, he naturally Is a cortege pro fessor. Arkansas Is crowding up to honor Mr. Taft as If It had given htm a ten to one plurality. Jeff Davis yields to the enthusiasm of the moment and will appear In a long-tall coat and a silk hat. But the red-necks reserve the right to vote the ticket of Andrew Jackson. ' In a write-up on Chicago as a navi gation marvel the Record-Herald says that its hinterland Is the richest on earth and it Is to become the world's greatest entrepot. Winnipeg seeks a canal between Chicago and Hudson bay. It wishes a look-in on this line of talk. (!' Be Happy Without It. Chlcag Record-Herald. vmiw Vk.iian. t. itf mmlA If hss liMn decided by a submamtal majority that you may eat four grains or It per dam witnout harmful results. If you can't be happy without the stuff. Qaalltleatloa far Diplomats. New York World. The reported purchase of tha Pan-American railroad for $16,000,000 by the United Rtatea ambassador to Mexico hints at a new qualification In American diplomatic representatives A Lowell or a Uotley cvuia UVIM dvi thvU tie Primary crease. The Enterprise is a friend t'f the primary and to repeal the entire law and return to corrupt convention piactlcts would be a step backward for Nebraska But t want no more of the blanket ballot like that Inflicted upon us by the late leglx la I ure. The ninn who Is ashamed (o de elate his party affiliations before par ticlpatlng in the party primaries Is not the man to be of material aid to any part). and there will be little objection if he re mains at home on primary election day. Kxpense cannot be considered as an argu ment. against the law. It cosia money to hold conventions and this expense is neces sarily bor ne by the few. Primary expense are met by the many, and the cost to the Individual Is too small to compute. O'Neill Frontier The primary method of nominating candidHtes has never been very warmly commended since it was first tried In this stale. This year open con demnation of the system has developed. In this county about one-sixth 6f the voters showed an Interest In the nominations by attending the primaries. The election will cost the county aboat $1,400. The objection tu the primary system Is the cost. It is argued that the little interest in the nomi nations Is not worth the price. However, this Is not the fault of the system, but of the voters. It has some commendable fea tures. There were clfiht republican candi dates this year for the three supreme Judge nominations. The primary was a good way to settle it. Fairbury News: There seems to be a vast difference of opinion among our ex changes over the state aa to the efficacy of the open primary. While tt seems to have been true that old party lines were deserted everywhere in the selection of candldatea, if thla waa dona for the pur pose of selecting the best men for the various positions. It would be an argu ment in favor of the law. On the other hand, if it wm done for the purpose of se lecting weak candidates who could easily be beaten, the result would be anything but salutary. Until it can be determined to what purpose the privilege was exer cised, it will be a hard matter to gain a correct estimate of the law. Albion News: The fundamental principle needs to be emphasized, that tha primary election Is designed by law to give the dif ferent political parties, and all tha mem bers thereof, a fair, orderly and lawful manner of naming their party candidates for all elective offices. The man who be longs to a party should not be permitted to help' govern any other party, and the man who belongs to no party should not be permitted to vote in. the primary elec tion. Consequently the "open" primary which permits a man of one party to vote at all in the primary, is not an exemplifica tion of honesty, fairness or Justice. The direct primary Is the "best scheme yet de vised for the nomination of candidates, but the attempt to depopularlze It made by the last legislature must be corrected. Nellgh Leader: Within the last month th writer has made considerable effort to obtain expressions from the public regard ing the primary election law. With but one exception there has been open and em phatic condemnation of the law, and espe cially as It is amended by the last legis lature. The next legislature will do- wisely to repeal the law In its entirety, This action is almost unlverrally demanded, and will lessen naterlally the expenses of the counties and state, wl lch are becoming buidcnsome. The Leader cannot be charged with other than good motives in condemn ing the law, which has been a source of corslderable revenue, averaging from $100 to $200 yearly. This could De Increased trormously by a holdup of the candidates, such as is practiced In some localities, and is another and not insignificant objection to the present primary system. Of course, If the law Is repealed tMs paper and others would lose the legitimate profit on this business. Yet it should go to the scrap heap, with other Impracticable measures. The theory of the law Is right, but in prac tice it is condemned by more than nine tenths of the voters and taxpayers. If there Is a difference, democrata condemn the law with more vehemence than the republicans. STRIKES WITHOl'T UNIONS. Cnorsanlsed Bodlea Put Vp Fierce Fight. Cleveland Leader. Union labor may well ask the country to consider carefully one lesson of m the bloody and destructive strike at the works of the Pressed Steel Car company, near Pittsburg. It is not a union-made or unlon gulded strike. It la the work of men who did not belong to any labor organisation. They were not led or urged by agenta of any union. They did not act under outside coaching or Incitement. And they struck with unusual violence and bitterness and brought on much loss of life In savage fighting between strikers and officers of tha law. Many excellent people believe that If there were no labor organizations there would be no atrlkes. They dislike Industrial disturbances and conflicts, and therefore they are unfriendly to labor unions. They picture to themselves a country free from strikes and the violence and other evils which such warfare entails, If that country were without labor organizations. It is not an uncommon delusion, and now the bloody work done at Schoenville and Mc Kees Rocks shows how absurd such notions are. In many cases the fields of industry which are most nearly free from strikes are highly organized. The most lasting peace and the surest, In the labor world, seems to be the fruit of long-time agreements between employers and strong, well-led labor unions. There is no guarantee of peace, or anything which deserves It, in Industrial conditions such as have existed in the big plant of the Pressed Hteel Car company, with its non-union force of laborers from many of the most backward districts of Europe, subjected to harsh rules and oppressive methods. Prospective Plenty Where Needed. Philadelphia Record. Famine and plague are the usual terrible accompaniments of crop failures in India, where 300.000.000 people are dependent upon thA Vrlv nlltflirn rt tha V, a rir.mt This year the outlook for good crops Is very promising. Tiiere have been plentiful ralna and the chances are favorable for a sea son of health and plenty. Last year the snort crops In Hindustan Inflicted a money loss upon the people estimated at not less than $JW).OU0,0o0. The people of the United States, rejoicing In their own abundance, will gladly note the prospective plenty for the swarming millions of the east during the next twelve months. Kaaniple of Filial Loyalty. Cleveland Plain I tiler. President Taft seta the fathers of tha nation an example In the manner In which he has trained his sons to perform their filial duty. Whenever the president tires of a round of solf, one of the boys steps In and continues the game for him. Drlllas l.te Wires. New Tor Herald. Tha fact that a man shocked by 2.300 volts of electricity waa rendered Immune by swallowing his "chaw" of tobacco ought to give the publicity promoters of r "' C t : 1 mm 7r -.. -it The Steady Growth of this bank hns boon particularly noticeable in the exclusive Women's Department An ideal place for the transaction of financial business, for meeting friends, and for rest after shopping. a, - ' THE SICE MAN AT ARTJEN. Washington Herald: Mr. Harrlman has ona marked advantage over the average man. The wlsard Is financially able to take a long rest after his vacation. Chicago Tribune: Mr. Harrlman'a mys terious ailment Is one of the high-priced and exoluRive kind. The doctors are about to try a few million dollars' worth of ra dium on It. Philadelphia Record. The reappeaiance of Harrlman in this hemisphere has awak ened far more interest than the return of tha Halley oomet, for which tha atar-gasers are nightly searching the skies. San Francisco Chronicle: E. H. Harrl man has no time for champagne baths, al though It Is admitted that ha has the money. Host people have plenty of time for champagne baths, either Internal or ex ternal, preferably tha former, but no money. Charleston News and Courier: He haa won all that human Ingenuity can give. He has made of himself a king. He has lost that which even the poorest of us can have. The spectacle Is sad, yet If he has constructed as he believes he has, no man Is more entitled to the gratitude and honor of his countrymen. New York Sun: It seems that no physi cian, surgeon or other scientific authority has so far been able to determine what is tha matter with Mr. Harrlman. That he is subject to some serious physical disability is obvious; but, except In the columns of an officious, solicitous and wonderfully Intelli gent press. It Is nowhere made to appear Just what It Is that Is wrong. May we per mit ourselves to Indulge In the diagnosis that whatever be the nature of Mr. Harrl man'a malady Its scat Is not In his head? BOX OFFICE! DEMOCRATS. The (biotsaqss as Training Lrhool for Statesmen. New Tork World. Are the great political leaders of the fu ture to come from the Chautauquas? In particular, is the democratlo party to find deliverance and a deliverer at the Chau tauquas? Are the Chautauquas to consume the time and waste the energies of demo crats of prominence In all parts of the oountry. but especially In the west, tha Chautauqua idea as de veloped In western New Tork, has been adopted, enlarged upon, and In many cases travestied and cheapened- There is a de mand from these center of learnings and idleness for new sensations. - There is a premium upon extravagance of speech. There Is keen appreciation of exaggeration. Extremists with paramount Issues and sen sationalists with violent words and revolu tionary plans furnish amusement and are briefly In favor. Men of wisdom and Judg ment and soberness of speech de not last long on the Chautauqua circuit. Everything in this world haa Its uses, but la a career as a Chautauquan declalmer, no matter how profitable it may be finan cially, calculated to equip a man for demo cratic leadership? We do not find that the party chieftains of the past underwent such training In stage arts. No one held the door and sold tickets tor Jefferson and Jackson. Douglas. Ttlden and Cleveland advertised their party, not themselves. Not one of these leaders made gain of his democracy. Jill of them in their day were acclaimed by the people, but popularity of the Chautauqua variety waa denied to them. If they were alive now, how many Chautauquana would care to see and bear them In their true characters? Excellent aa ts tha original Chautauqua Idea, It never contemplated the training of democrats. In Its lowest estimate the Chautauqua Is a tawdry money maker, ap pealing to eurioalty and the emotions rather than to the better qualities of the mind. Long experience In these places may add to an orator's theatricalism, stimulate whatever la freakish In his nature, and generally weaken his sense of responsibil ity, but It cannot ground htm In democ racy or In the well considered respect of the people. Too many aspiring democrats are follow ing one conspicuous example In this mat ter. They are making mistakes. The Chautauquas do not elect democratic presi dents. The Chautauquana must be enter tained; they pay the price at the gatei they forget one apeaker aa soon as another ts announced. The democracy must be de livered from demagogy and atrange doc trines; It oalla for sound principles and workable ideaa; It will pay not In gate money, but In everlasting honor and fame. Los a4 Short of It. Boston Herald. Tha Pittsburg millionaire who recently left his whole fortune to his widow in a will of twelve typewritten lines waa beaten all hollow by an Englishman who died a few years ago. His will said: "Ail to mother." Last winter another Englishman left 1100.000 In a will of M.000 words, said to be tha longest on record. When your stomach cat MEAT . for ten mornings then keep on eating it. It keeps the stomach sweet and clean and the bowels healthy and active. i Gapital s $500,000,00 Surplus & Profits 700,000.00 .".., ..J PERSONAL NOTES. Baltimore Is about to open a new ceme tery. Bargain rates for funerals rreatea a boom. The "melancholy days" are those pain fully ahort ones which mark the end of the amall boys' vacation. The Kansas "Incubator bahy" should have a more oourtly designation. It was In tha Incubator five days and In the courta five years. The senatorial eontest In Mississippi has reached an Interesting stage. A. J. Mc Laurin, tha Incumbent, and ex-Governor J. K. Vardaman are already avowed candi dates and It Is now rumored that a third aspirant may enter the struggle. Tha report that former Senator Black burn of Kentucky wants to come hulaa from Panama, where he Is serving aV governor of the ctvnal gone, may nut be true. Mr Blackburn Is being well taken care of and the mosquito nettings keep him comfortable. The sheriffs of five New Tork counties were hosts at a clam bake at Rye, at which tha guests put under their waist bands four'tons of clams. 1,000 lobsters, 400 chickens, six barrels of potatoes. 800 pounds of fish and 8,000 tars of corn. It Is under stood the hosts have a cinch on renomlna tlon. W. 8. Fielding, Canadian minister of fi nance, raises and spunds hundred mil lion dollars a year on a $7,000 salary, whloh is as low a commission as can be got any where. Mr. Fielding Is the only prominent member left of the old cabinet that gath ered about 8lr Wilfred Laurler In 1MW, hav ing held his position twelve years. CHEERY CHAFF. Teaoher William, where is the capital of me Liiin-a states locatear . timall Boy My Daw suvs It's either In Pr, iv iHen.'n nr DnriL-ill atA k. ain't .,- certain which. Chicago Tribune. Barber Did that bottle of hair restorer I sold you do you any good? Customer yea. Indeed; it kept me from wasting my money on any mora. Boston Transcript. Mrs. Hayseed (lndlirnantly Here's an article, Hiram, that sea in Formosa a wife costs $,V Mr. nayseeci - tarter -some thought) Wa-ai. 1 reckon a aood wife's wuh It Judge. 'Are the colors fast In that now tiih mutt I bought, Jane?" "That depends on how you look at it. ma am. ' "What do you mean, Jane?" "V'ell, when I went to wash IKfd call em fast the way them colors ran.-Balti- more American. Hyker Have you heard the results of tha bast ball game today? Pyker Yes. Hyker Vt hlch won-the home team or the umpire? Chicago News. 'Father." said Little Hollo, "what is tha difference between farming and agricul ture ! "Well, my aon, for farming you needta plow and a harrow and a lot of other Im plements, and for. agriculture all you need is a pencil and a piece of paper." Wash-' . lngton Star. ."Ah I Back from your vacation, I ve. Did you find what you wantrtr an ob scure little village, far away from civlllxa- uon r "My boy, It exceeded my wildest dresms. Why, that town didn't even Issue suuvanlr post cards!" Cleveland Leader. "I saw that fellow over there the other day In a room full of ladles, and he Just puffed away without a word." "Wasn't he rude?" "Can't mrv that: vnu see. he's a hslr. dresser." Baltimore American. WHEN YOIT ARE BROKE. . Chicago Neya, When yuu are broke, To left or right Appears no stiuke , r of luck In eight. You've got to live;" You break the Ice With friends they give ' You good advice. Whrn not a sou , Ik In your purse . W hate'er you do j. Makes matUrs worse . Comes promise fair Of wealth to you, . . A chanue most rare . For dollars few. When you are broke And long to meet A cheery bloke Who'll atand a treat Each man you see Is 'feeling blue, And says that ho ' Is hard up, too. , When you are broke .. . And not a cent Can you evoke '.. For food pr rent, , ,. To get thla Hoc: "Sir. please remit," ' " Is humor fine The case to fit.' When you are broke " t Your hopes so fair flo up In smoke And then you swear. When thus yuu're struck It Is no Jnke. Tou're out of luok ' When you are broke. goes out of business i J. V ( i