) Activities in the Ever Widening- Sphere of Woman's Work very dla-nlfied piece of apparel; but walk scribes for himself buys Immunity from bon. sh-wlnr. a blend'rg of wine color and Irslts d!v1lon. are apparent even to those pain In a dear market. Ana no longer h.i '' 'f' b1 and f,lrr!' ln " The ! l.asy D ISAl'POINTLD In her charitable capably? Is the unfoMin of arnMtion. without means to hlp ilorn poor children, and PT-ftmriK with poverty and a f : ail body. Miss Kllaabfth A. Phillips, one of Philadelphia's s if-?t.rnf King charity workers, ended her own life ten days ago under most pathetlo circumstances r-he was poor herself, but meet each phase of development wisely and ample raiments, sauntering through the 4 ah shared with the unfortunate, depriv ing herself frequently of food sufficient to abstain life Her life was one of devotion the children of tha poor. Miss Phillips' work In behalf of noor children at Christmas tlma attracted at tention and support beyond her local sphere and brought her the endearing title. 'The Santa Claus Lady." Miss Phillips was directed toward her work originally because of her experience as a typhoid patient In a hospital. There In her fever she saw endless rotund and benevolent Uttla Santa Clauses going about the earth on missions of kindliness. When aha recovered she said It was an omen. As soon as she was well the first effort was made which later grew Into tha Santa Claus association, which fed and cheered thousands of children In this city and Influenced every large city In the country from coast to coast. This first step was to take to tho chil dren In the hospitals, as far as possible, little gifts, which Miss Phillips bought or made. The early morning visit not Into narrow streets, wealing great halnsas rn his feet, and carrying ln h's hand a fly whisk mad of a cow's tall." But a man may be a noble ln Ghat and yet be sub dued and submissive In the presence of women. We are told by tha governor: Tyrannised over by their wives, the poor men have no liberty. This is by reason of wnat love prompts us 10 ao - mn alike). ty which all the real es'ate s In our " a tate for dissipation are Jea.ously wmcijen in rneir movements oy negresa ties. Sometimes those who are Iste f'nd themf elves door. this spirit going it t.e met fcy an intelligent, iowhb mlr.d. rady to gra.-p. to guide, to advise? If this Is so. how wonderful Is each mo ment of every day!" Of the often-mentioned "sacrifices In a mother's life" Sirs. MeCormlek writes: "Mav I ask what sacrifice la? I doing who run and cannot read fills many what little she had of food and clothing or a deprivation? Are not the noblest deeds the property of the women. The husbands counter to that of the family doctor hea 1- the Individual the excuse of Ignorance The pure food law requires the label to Deadly Headache Remedies. Indicate the presence of any one of these "The" headache, a our grandmothers three dings If you will dose yourself, were wont to call It, Is one of the com- avoid, like the plague, every remedy whose nvnest and most annoying of human Ills, label proclaims the piesence of acetanilld. And In this day, when the soda fountain antlpyrln. or phenacetln. however glowing functions from that of lunch the promises wnicn tne same laoei may hold forth. The promises may be ra se. of life the deeds prompted by love? married life It la lov which paves each day s path with rosea, which makes the thorns in tha way not less pointed but hurtles. Has any queen a greater chanca to make ber Individuality felt than we, each In ber horns?" New Ensrland'a Hlcheet Heiress. By the decision of the supreme court of Massachusetts. Miss Helen Hooper, only daughter of tha lats Uobert C. Hooper, granddaughter of the late Frederick L. Ames and niece of Mary S. Ames, Fred erick L., John 8., and Oliver S. Ames, has been given undisputed control of tha millions left by her grandparents and la now one of tha richest girls in the state. It Is doubtful If any young woman wl'.I have more wealth at her command than sha unless It be Phyllis and Lillian Sears, daughters of Herbert M. Sears. The Sears girls are yet to make their debut. It will be two or thre years at least before Miss Hooper conies out and until then she will continue to lead the quiet. the newspapers and by the next Christ- uneventful life which she has pursued since mas It was "Miss Santa Claus," who with tha death of her father, to whom she was well-filled baskets went to the children In deeply devoted. Sha Is at present livina hosvltals. Soon a Christmas dinner was at West Manchester, where she has a given at the Rellevue-Stratf ord, at which handsome, country estate. During the lajit Miss Phillips piesided. and to which were year aha baa traveled soma In the south lnvlf-d all the lonely little children aba and ln Europe. could find. At a general thing, society's daughters Then came a "Fanta Clans" store on Wal- niaka their debut at the age of IS. although nut street, where the scores of persons some do so at 17 and others not until 19 years old. The conventional age Is IS, and thus It will probably be three and perhaps four years before Miss Hooper Is Introduced Into society. Tha Hoopers were always very prominent ln society cir cles and Miss Hooper's debut, as one of tha leading heiresses of the set, will be an event of great prominence. The suit which has Just been decided In the courts and which was a friendly cae brought by her late father simply to as certain once and for all the stilus of the case, waa to settle the point, whether certain parts of the estate should remain in trust for Mlus Hooper or pass directly to her. J 'Where Man la Does and Oat. obliged to sleep outside the But this Is not tha worst Man Is even excluded from those visual pleasures af forded ln other countries by the charms of women ln terpslchorean measures: The womens' dance called temeluket Is very graceful and Is accompanied by songs. It Is a kind of polka danced by two Indies, w ho show off all the graceful movem. tr. s of their bodies. It is danced only before women. Apparently there are no cakes and ale for man ln Ghat, and the love itiii, If any exist, must be composed by women. Man Is entirely under their thumbs, and his condition of servitude seems complete. It might be supped that ln such a society the soldiers would be Amaz.ms, but the women of Ghat monopolises the rights of supremacy; they allow- the men to put on the panoply of war and do the fighting. Man does not try to break his chains ln Ghat; an agitator for men's rights would never experience the breathless notoriety and the Joy of battle that ara the privilege of the English suffragettes. Imagination staggers at tha thought of what would happen to him If ha defied woman. Jamy Bey must belong to the superior sex we refuse to believe that this chron icler of Ghat can be a man. ,che remedies ara almost as common as the 111 they seek to cure. Three drugs which are used ln such remedies have been known to medicine for less than twenty-five years. Thy are acetanilld. antlpyrln and phenacetln. Each of thera has the property of easing pain; and one of the other of them la the active agent ln most headache powders, pills, or draughts. The bureau of chemistry ln the lepart ment of Agriculture, ln connection with Its duties In the enforcement of the pure food law, has been investigating the record of these three drugs in relation to poisoning, death arid habitual use. The result of the Investigation has Just been made public, rhynlcians, it appears, use these drugs much less than formerly; but It Is notorious that their use by the general public Is Increas ing every day. The bureau sent a list of questions to ICS hvstclans, and received re plies from 490 of them. These practitioners reported S14 cases of poisoning from these drugs ln their experience, twenty-eight deaths, and 138 casea of habitual use. In medical literature the bureau found re ported, ln twenty-three years, 855 cases of poisoning, twenty-six deaths, and thirty three cases of habitual u-e. Granting that the 12j physicians who did not reply had tha nature of tha drugs Is sure. The Outlook. Favorite r'asally of Stork. Eight miles from Fkowhegan. Me., Mrs Charles. E. Dickey of Canaan gave birth to her twenty-second child August 1. It was a girl and mother and daughter are doing well. Mr. and Mrs. Dickey were married twenty-seven years ago, since which time Bhe has borne twenty-one children. All of them are living. At one time it was neets sary for the board of selectmen of Canaan to maintain a district school Just ter the Dickey children. When Mrs. Dickey was married she was 14 years old and her husband waa 18. They live on a farm two miles beyond the vil lage. He Is a farmer, and a prosperous one. Last Thanksgiving the father and mother sat down to dinner and It required live luraeys. eacn weigning an average oi drug stores to seven pounds, to satisfy the appetites of and managed. all. The oldest child Is . All enjoy perfect health. They have Just completed haying, and no extra help was employed outs.de members of tha family. Previous to the advent of the latest addi tion a foot ball eleven had been organize! by the family, but there were only ten on the other aide. Now it la a square game, Those who fo.low the trei d of fh cannot fail to note the gradual comli g Into tavor of yelio'V for day won' ai ! m green f'r evening. Also the substitution of pink for white net In the making of the little chemisette t'ist Is still universal for the afternoon frock And apropos of the chemisette It Is well to reniemo r tht the secondary and lower chemisette of oh'ffon matching the color of the finK Is still considered a very decided ailvantAge In preventing a certain erudTess in having the colored fabric coming rlsht on to the fine white or paie pink chemi.ette. For autumn ha's the favorite material is niolre. one model in this mutt-rial Is In a giay-green shade trimmed wl'h glided ray n s s. At the same fashlutiable mil liner's was a beaver hat In the sitne color, turned up sharply on the left side, show ing a rather narrow btlnj on the rlxht. and a very long crown, which gave it a suggestion of the old bent shape. It was trimmed with ostrich feathers put on cross ways over the crown and on the turnej-up flap It had a stiff plaited white velvet bow, a roll of which ir.ater.al ran round the crown under the feathers. (1st Aboat Women. anxious to help might serd their dona tions, r rom mis store, two years ago, the "Miss Santa Claus'" herself went out with two big automobiles dispensing gifts In little homes where she feared a Santa Clans might have forgotten to go. Two years ago, at her request, all tha letters written by children and mailed to Santa Claus. were delivered to her, and the requests of the children, so far as pos sible, were complied with. Last year, with the object of making her charitable work national In scope, she asked permission of tha postmaster general to have all letters addressed to Santa Claus, from whatever source, sent to her in I'hiladlephia, but the request was refused. Sometimes for weeks she would deny herself the board she usually had there, contenting herself with very little food bought outside, while she devoted the money to more things for the poor. It Is fact well known to those of ber ac quaintance that during her five years of self-sacrifice to this one object she never bought herself an article of clothing. Women who knew her and her work kept ber supplied with their cast-off clothea. It was seldom she even bought a pair of shoes for herself. She has been known even to strip from her feet her only pair of shoes to bestow on someone begging ber aid. Woman' Brat Glory. John D. Rockefeller's daughter, Mrs. Edith Rockefeller MeCormlek, draws on her experience with her offspring, children whom the oil king adores, for material for an article in the current Issue of Ihs Delineator. In discussing "What My Chil dren Mean to Me" aha makes her debut an author. 1 Mrs. MeCormlek finds that motherhood means "the fulness of living," and bring j to every woman the opportunity to be ' a queen." Far from hampering or restricting the activities of clever women, children lcjd to a higher purpose and a broader useful ness In life, Mrs. MeCormlek asserts. "In the capacity of mother," she writes, "the woman of beauty, of talent, of charm, of executive ability, of strong conviction, of artistic temperament, of high ideals, of broad Intelligence, of commanding presence. no cases to report, the question may profit ably be a-ked, if 925 physicians have ob- with twenty-two players. served so many cases of poisoning, death and habitual use, "how many such cat-as Faida for Women. have In all probability been otserved by tha Handbags and belts to match ara now tlonal Wearing Apparel association are sev- 125. OM) physicians scattered throughout the woven from fine white twine. The bags Dloomera lonilng In. The star exhibits at the New York exposi tion of coming fashiona by the Interna- eial sets of modernized bloomer skirts. There are two styles or makes of the won derful garment. The one which seemed to rivet the attention of most of the really fashionable women present was built upon the aesthetic lines of an Abdul Hamld cos tumeold regime with skirt legs quite resembling the shape of Zeppelin dirigible No. 11, but traveling, so to speak In pairs. A very full effect from silk sashed waist, to silk clad ankles relieves the outfit from any crude Imitation of being "pants." The second exhibit ln the way of the to Militant suffragettes ar.d strong-minded women will find ln the Geographical Jour nal for August a most satisfying account of the Ins ignlflcance of man In Ghat, ry Jamy Bey, the governor. Ghat Is down ln the southwest corner of Tripoli on the cara van route to Lake Chad, explains the New York Sun. The Sahara is at the back door of Ghat, but it is an Irrigated spot of palm groves and of gardens bearing tha orange, lemon, apricot, peach and pome granate. A little nut of the world, :i.'e Is very dull there, especially for the men. What Jamy Bey calls a "fine sight" is "one of the iiobles of Ghat, draped ln bla United States?" In more than one-half the are a generous stse and It goes without say cases of poisoning, the drug was taken by lng are exceptionally strong and launder direction of a physician. If physicians can- beautifully. not be suie to avoid 111 effects In using The belts are dainty and quite lacy look tries drugs, w hat chance has the unskilled Ing. pe- son of escaping the danger? Tht.se three Another excellent feature la tha Invisible druS "are poisons ln the true sense of the weaving of elastic Into the bell so It f.ta word," and their use in any form without the body tightly. They cost fl each. An medical advice is inexcusable rashness, other belt at the same price which is find This report of the bureau Is a practical lng a ready sale at the present time has a Illustration of what should be an axiom In strip of white moire, hand-painted in col the mind of every sensible person. Do not ors, closing with a white pearl buckle try to diagnose your own ailments. Do shaped pin. newly Imported bloomers had much more not prescribe for yourself. And, above all, 4 modified lines. It Is a ball gown with di- beware of remedies which promise, or ln- A Thonajhtfnl Woman, vided skirt and an expert modiste, ln de- deed seem to perform, miraculous cures. As his wife's eyes sparkled over the menu scribing It, would say that whereas the first Pain is a danger signal set by nature to card, the husband gazed across tha reslau- gown resembled an Abdul Hamld costume warn us of something wrong within. For a rant table at her, relates Judge. old regime this one would be the costume man to seek to rid himself of pain by the "Now, Clara," he said, ln an impressive use of such remedies as the three under tone of voice, "while I was courting you consideration, and to congratulate himself I learned your capacity for delectable on his success, is as foolish as it would be dishes, and I want to warn you right here for an engineer, confronted by the red that, although this Is the first time slnca quested to show lamp of danger, to smash it with a rock, our marriage I have taken you out to dln and go ahead in confidence that the road her, 12 la all I've got with me, and that'll was clear because the danger signal bad have to see us through," ceased to shine. The doctor, trained ln the "Don't worry about the latter part. Will. which have tripped up some of our most knowledge of physical causes and the ef- I've brought along 6 of the bouse money." stylish dancers and have impeded the foot- fects of drugs, may very properly use such $ steps of every ona else who ever wore them, means to remove the danger signal after he Surmounted by a gorgeous waist and lon of has l.oted Its warning and taken steps to diamonds tha divided skirt of 1309-10 ia a remove the cause. The sufferer who pre- Mre. Addie Walker of Rifle, Colo . killed a bear recently ln the Identical section In which ex-l'resident Roosevelt hunted bear a few years ago. The anmal had attacked her dog. and she had qyate a fiht to ao compiler! its death. Miss M. Cora Dow, the brilliant business woman of Cincinnati, has added two more those she already owned These bring the number up to eleven. The latest two have been made noticeably attractive and ara at prominent business centers. Mrs. J. R. Ramsey. Mrs. M. R. rowll Mrs. At wood and Miss Jones, of Heckcn sack, N. J., recently reached Sacramento. t al.. In an automobile, having crossed the continent from New York without escort. .irs. ttamsey drove her automobile over f W miles of all sorts of roads and is the Iirst woman to achieve this trip. ine Asnerton tJulf Railroad com pany, through Asher Rh hardson. president and general manager, has Issued an offi cial circular appointing Mrs. Ast er Rich ardson assistant general supperlntendent of the line. This la no empty honor, as Mrs. Richardson lias been performing fie duties of the position for some time and her arpolntment Is made merely to give her official standing with the company. Prof. Frances Sijulre Potter of the Min nesota State university, was recently chosen to be corresponding recretay of the national Woman Huffrage association. fill the place vacated by Miss Gor- SKIN SCALP j MR1MDS that the Young Turks would design for the harem after they had captured Constanti nople and had put in effect some reforms. The divided skirt effect Is more or less de-comstockized by the addition of a long flowing train behind and a pair of skirts, each one of which is fully as "full" as those single skirts of revered memory Selections from the Story Teller's Pack Wouldn't Thla Jar Teal Wearing a tall wbita beavar hat and a suit of white duck clothes. Dr. James Nicholas Van, a well known colored man of Mount Hope, N. Y., who claims to ba 102 years of age, la seeking a mate. Van, who is as spry and active as a young man, claims to have bad fourteen wives, all of whom were white women and have passed away, so he now Is looking for a fifteenth wife. He Is confident that be has many more years ln store. aon or rsew Orleans. rror. Potter Is a native of Elmira. N. Y.. and at present occupies the chair of English literature at the University of Minnesota. She will move to New York In time to open the new suffrage headquarters In the fall. A new sort of children's dav has been Instituted by the Hamllne Methodist Epis copal church In Washington. The com mittee In charge of this year's program secured from the national child labor com mittee a series of lantern slides Illustrating conditions among the children who work or rather, are worked ln mines and fac tories and tenement sweatshops The pupils of the Sunday school, who. of course were coached for the occasion, showed the pictures and explained their significance, and the large audience was so Impressed that the minister was re- the same views en the following Sunday and to preach on the conditions among child toilers. At the end of the Children's dav services one man, a retired minister, remarked: "Not one of these rhlldren will ever again be abk to assume an Indifferent attitude to ward children who are suffering from wrongs which ought to be righted." Cleansed Purified and Beautified by CUIIOM SOAP The constant use ef Cuticura Soap, assisted when necessary by Cuticura Ointment, not only pre serves, purifies and beautifies tha fkin, scalp, hair and hands, but prevents clogging of the pores, the common cause of pimple?, blackheads, inflammation, irrita tion, redness and roughness, and other unwholesome conditions. All who del ight in a clear skin, soft, white hands, a clean, wholesome scalp and live, glossy hair, will find that Cuticura Soap and Ointment realize every expectation. Pnld thromrtiaat the world. Pepotst Lesdoa. IT, OivterboMM M.; fsrtt. 6. Ru de U fan; Auir lls. H Towns A t . l-fdrey: India. H. K. Ps'JU (Vemta: Cbtn&. Hunt hoes tM Co : Jap". Urufa.I.td.. loklo; no. Afflcv Iodoti. Md-Cspe Twq. et.; tvs. A, lotwr I'rufA Otsav. Corp. aal Prep. LS6 Oolambm An, Bostoa. "S2-ne Boe. post-free, tens urn sve About UoM aavl Wtelukcul ol alia Wvublee. PKATTLE OF THE YOUNGSTERS. IHJ An Impressive Kpltaph. H. ROGERS was a lenient, toler ant man to wrongdoers I'll say that for him." The speaker, a New York broker, sat with newspaper arl dfcar on an Atlantic City. pier. "A cUrlt in Uoger's employ," he went on, "once stole $400. Mr. Rogers on discovering the theft did nothing. He kept tha clerk on; he let him pay back the stolen money ln fcmall installments: ha even nrrimnt-rf him of warm sympathy, of keen perception, of That thieving clerk, today, stands high In deep feeling, of noble ambitions, of love of Standard Oil." Humanity, finds her greatest glory. It Is only after we ourselves have felt led us all up to admire a new portrait of herself. It waa a beautiful work. Very thinshe hardly weighed five stone ln those days tha actreaa ln a gold colored gown posed tenuously, a huge white dog beside her. "A French critic startled us all as we were grouped about tha picture by ex claiming with a loud, rude laugh: " 'Ah! A dog and a bone!' "Philadelphia Re cord. 3 ; The Duference. The office boy of a certain Philadelphia place, "Boy wanted." He was looking for something of that kind and walked in. There was nobody in sight and he stood gazing. Presently the proprietor, a grouchy person, appeared. Leaves frosm Faaklon'a Notebook. Exquisite silk voiles printed In Louis XVI designs are among the new Importations most fur evening frocks. .Silk serge and some of the heavy Otto- ' man &,bvaa In .111 r. in h miili 11 n InlA "What do you want here?" he Inquired dressy street costumes, for autumn wear, with scant courtesy. Changeable crepes and silk gauses ln "We..." replied the boy. disturbed by the 1" man's manner and hesitating, "do you want In the autumn. have suffered, or have enjoyed, that we can say. "I know.' Why then should we not welcome the unfolding of the wonder--VtuI pew world that comes to us after mar Vage and receive the fulness of the Crea tor's great gift?" Of the happiness of motherhood. Mrs. Mc Cormlek says: "When we waken to the realization that The broker lautrhed. I don't know whether that means that Iayer recently approached his employer wnn a request lor an increase or wage. the baby ln our arms is our own, that we epitaph was this: ne ine riKni. tne privuene, the honor to be called mother, we find that something new Is within us, a love dlfferenlt from any we have experienced before a pride, a Jealous care, a great, overwhelming joy. "A little soul la loaned to us to love and care for. What great confidence find ha he is reformed or degenerated," he ad mitted. "The point, anyhow, la this Mr. Rogers was a merciful and tolerant man to the weak and erring. "I complimented him on that trait one day at a board meeting. He quoted to me In reply an epitaph, a famous and beautiful epitaph. He said ha would like to have bucn an epitaph on his own tomb. Tha Here lyeth poore John Hlldebrode, Have mercy on his soule, Lord Ood, As he would doe if he were God And thou wert poore John Hlldebrode.' "How old are you?" demanded the law yer. "fourteen, sir," "And you're di awing SI a week?" "Yea, sir." "Do you know, young man,'" said tha lawyer, with forbidding sternness, "that when I was your aga I waa receiving only $2 per week?" "No sir, J didn't know It," said the boy. Then, after a moment's reflection ha ad ded, quite respectfully, "but, then, sir, per haps you weren't worth any more." Har ptr's Weekly. Her Ready Itecoa-nltlon. A young New York broker of convivial Curie la tho Graveyard. When Representative liirdsall of Iowa was servine hla first term i , u u. rit, 1,, i . . , - ... uiv uuuie uv . r "UI uur 'iom to make was called, with the other Iowa reDresentu- A .J.! tives. Into conference with the lata Senator hbltB e with an old school friend who The child who today Ilea In our arms, Allison on Iowa matters. had gone on tha road. t entirely helpleas and dependent, is iolng to Shortly before tha conference Carrie "Whenever you're in town come up and f grow and develop. We must then bc.tlr Nation had been husUed out of a ... bunk with me," urged his friend, as they ourselves. Are we going to be prepared to gallery for making a row. Uefora tha con- eprated. "No matter what old time It Is. ference began Birdsall said to Senator Alii- lf 1 m not thr J"t go ahead and mal;e son, very grave ana dignified and a stickler oureu at nome. in Da sura to turn up for dignity of tha senate and its traditions before daybreak." and power: "Had quite a little excitement Soon after this tha salesman arrived In over in the aenata this afternoon." town about midnight, and, remembering his "What was that?" asked Allison, who bad 'r't""s invitation, sought out his boarding been out of the chamber when Carrie was house. There was only a dim light flicker eliminated. Ing in the hall, but he gave the bell a "Why, they arrested Carrie Nation and manful pull. Presently he found himself took ber out of ona of the galleries." 'ce to face with a landlady of grim and "Ah," commented Allison, "for dlsturbina terrible aspect. the peace. I presume?" "No," Birdsall repl.ea, "for disturbing the dead." And Hlrdsall always wondered after that why ba didn't get along with AllUon. Saluiday Evening Post- Sanatorium This Institution u the only ona In the central west with separata buildings situated Is their own ample grounds, yet entirely dis tinct and rendering It possible to classify cases. Tha one building being fitted for and devoted to the treatment of noncontagious and nonmental diseases, no others be ing admitted. The other. Rest Cottage, being designed for and devoted to the exclusive treatment of select mental cases, requiring for a time watchful cars and spe cial nursing. EQBS935E9flSSS5EEEfiSB8 Does Mr. Hmlth live here?" he faltered "He does." snapped the landlady. "You can bring him right inl" New York Sun. mmmm why wfinni d on ace emit I JT. if 'A of iic. biot-1 irtrtlrr sTAeh-e. black- J , -, . , , beads, or otb.r facial blea- i HJ ' Ufce. bn too eo(oiaick I T 1 1 'T ichof. sod bounty your rom- - ' rloiion br tho w of Victor's Jjf I Tenia LaiioaT toe a boulo. ; hHt fT Maoufacturod and lav sole by 1 CUi e4 Dooge, I ;V- r - ' " T s n i Onolufa (L DRUG CO., loth Montoy. MAN DO (3 SolrlrMr r i llrr kMOO. lo-v kUo Sl-04 lo. ol Bar rrvo. . Madame Josephine Le Fevre. . . Ifcaaooot a rolled a., raw U.l kr Mroro-Duun Drl Co., SoaUm Pruf Co.. ol Soil lirai Co , Mlaw Drag Co Oauao; Cur s 4 io . ommo- Glrl Sabdnrs tilobe Trotter. Oeorge Gould was talking in the salon of tha Kaiser Wllhelm II, of the queer charac ters met on ahipboard. I "Thera was never a ship yet," said Mr. I Gould, "that did not have on person aboaid who boosted eternally of the number of llmea ha bad Trost rd tha Atlantic. Now it is inirty-nine times, now it is r.lnety-elx tluia. Every ship carries Invariably this one passenger who seems to have devoted his whole life to making a recoid for At lantic crossings. I once beard a DetrolCgirl poke a little fun at a passenger of this type. He said to ber: " 'Vo you know, this U my fifty-seventh crossing r "'Is Itr aha said. Indifferently, Its my ninety-eighth.' "Really:' tha man exclaimed. " "Oh, yea. Indeed,' aha answered, yawn ing. 'It's an old story with me. crossing tha Atlantic now. Why, actually, I al ways recognize mors than half the waves we meet.' " Rochester Herald. ' A Preatrb Criticism. Blr Charles Wyndham at a dinner dls oimad tha leannaaa of actresses. "It is odd." said be, "but tha thinner an actreaa is the greater aha la likely to be come. To bo thin, somehow, Is to bo artistic. Look at Maude Adams, Ethel barrymore, the divine Sara." Blr Charles laughed. "Once at a reception that Mma. Bara BernbojcM gave In Paris," b ' hs Parson's Line of So tuples. A minister w ho had been doing missionary work in India recently returned to Lund-ji foi a vUlt. He wits a guest at a well known hotel. here everything pleased him except the absence of the very torrid sa ices and spices to which be had become accus tomed ln the far east. Fortunately he had brought with him a supply of his favorite condiments, and by arranging wt:h the head waiter ttu- were placed on his tuhle. One day another guest saw the appetming bottle on his neighbor s table and a:-ked the waiter to give bun soma of "that sauce." "I'm sorry, sir," said the waiter, "but It . tho private property of this gentleman." The minister, however, vvsrheard the Other's request, and told the waiter to pte the bottle. The stranger poured some of the mixture on bis meat and took a liberal mouthful. After a moment he turned with tears in his eyes to the minister. "You're a minister of tha gospel ?' "Yea, sir." a boy here?'" "That's what the sign says, don't It?" snapped the man. "Yep," responded the boy, getting his second wind. "Then we want a boy." "Aw right," grinned the boy, backing away; "you git one; you can't have me," and he wiggled hie fingers at the man and went out quickly. New York Herald, $ A Girl Tramp. Possessed of a wanderlust that neither her family nor alienists who havs called ln consultation are able to explain. Miss Mary Patterson, a wealthy young woman of Pittsburg, has been forcibly brought back to the home of her mother after a period of wandering lasting from Thanks giving day until sha was taken ln custody at Waukesha, Wis., August 14. During her long nine months' absence the girl, plentifully supplied with money from tha ettate of her father, according to reports from Waukeeha and other elites and towns In tha middle west, scorned the comforts and the luxury of Pullman and dining cars and chose the favored abode of every true hobo tha box ear, well filled with damp excelsior and a handout wherever It could be procured. There were no home troubles to explain her wanderings. Mrs. Mary Patterson, her mother, Is a womanof wealth and unques tlonel social position, as well as being an Indulgent parent. The only explanation tha alienists have is that the lure of the load culled the girl and she answered. The estate of her father was settled several days before Thanksgiving day. The girl was at her home the morning on which the preFident of the Unlted States rommands that the people of the nation give thanks, but when the family board groaned with turkey and cranberry sauce and the daughter was called to the table thre was no retponse. She had departed for parts unknown. For months no trace of the girl could be discovered, although detective agencies were employed In the case. A few days ago. however, her mother received a long distance telephone call. The voice of her daughter could be plainly dlslinguixhed She sent her line to the family, but refused to give them any Information an lo her w hereabouts. Inquiries at the telephone exchange proved that the message came from Chi cago. Last week the girl appeared at Wau ketha and registered at the Spring City hotel as M. E. Graham of Clinton, la. The attention of the hotel attaches was attracted to the young woman by her peculiar actions, among them being a propensity for sleepieg on the flor.r of her room and bringing up food from the dining hall to eat cold. The police authorities were notified Then Mm Patterson disappeared. Search Sweatora have Increased In length until now soma models shown reach almost to the bottom of tha dress skirt, but the shorter models remain the more practical and popular. In some of the wings designed for early fall millinery unusual two-tone effects are seen. For Instance, gray and flamingo red, deep Japanese blue and tangerine orange, and mole and emerald green. A famoua designer of Paris has Introduced a long coat, reaching nearly to the hem of the skirt, with slightly bloused front and fastening at one side below the lung walsting. The' back Is seml-f lttlng. "What causes the saltiness of the sea?" asked the teacher. "The salt fish In It," answered ths boy at the foot of the class. "Tommy," said the storekeeper to a little fellow who had been sent for some gro ceries, "what would you do If I was to give you an orange?" "I'd wish you'd give me another one," re plied Tommy. "Gee'." said tha observing small boy, "when I grow up I'm going after a political Job." "What for?" asked the man. "So's I can go to the ball game every afternoon." he replied. "Now, Clarence," said the Sunday school teacher to a small boy In the Juvenile class, "can you name the three principal feasts of the Jews?" "Yes, ma'am." replied Clarence, "They are breakfast, dinner and supper." Father (impressively) My son, I want you to be very attentive to your new teacher, who is a man of wide and general informa- Quality Is Our Guide l- rr The picture hat. as ever, will continue tlon. He can teach you everything you to be the preferred model for afternoons. , v. but for general wear the return of the nea lo Know- comfoitable close-f lttlns; tonus Is assured. Small Boy (derisively) He? Ha don t An advance model of Parisian origin Is In know nothln'! Why. he can t even tell wine-colored velvet. The crown Is flat and , , ,w , . round, and there la no brim. Liberty rib- who's pltchln In the league teams. TM m "'i tj iiririir'Oi ad lJPmir .31 rvi w. r FLOUR .fl V- FLOUR ; A' jCS -a t Ull mm UPDIKFillIIIIItjtO PMAHA,NEB. PLEASES THE MOST CRITICAL At all grocers UPDIKB MILLINO COMPANT, OMAHA, We Seek the Advertisers Who Want Light We seek mail order advertisers who are anx ious for a way to reduce their selling costs. We seek general advertisers who want to find ways to get more results for their money. We seek the wise men the good business men the men who want actual proofs. We will tell these men how, with absolute certainty, to pick out the agent who can outsell the rest Then, if the agent fell down, the advertiser found himself tied to a failure. There was nothing to do but quit. We have abandoned contracts. No client of ours binds himself to remain with us. None states how much ite will spend. We abide by results. If any agent can prove the power to outsell us, our client is free to go. "And you preach tha doctrine of ever- by the police was Instituted and she was lasting fire?" "Yes." admitted tha minister. "Well, you're the first minister I ever met who carried samples-" London Tit Blis. - Oaly Sceklaa; lafaraoattaa. Tha average New York boy is not a wonder of wit and wisdom, but most of them know a good thing when they see It. Also the contrary. Not icr.g ago i.e of lLc:u saw a .u m frwut uf a c.xta avenue found prowling about the Milwaukee rail road yards seeking a convenient box car. '-lie was taken ln custody and imprisoned in the home of the sheriff. Miss Patterson was Indignant ar.d de-TOande-d her release. I-ater she attempted to ts. aje. Asked as to ber Identity and residence, she refused to make any state ment, but during the questioning mentioned the name of Dr. Seip of Pittsburg. Through him ber mother was notified. Force waei necessary to compel ber return to Pilukburg. We appeal for good business methods in ad vertising such as you apply outside. Employ salesmen-in-print on just the same basis as you employ salesmen-in-person. Accept no unproved boasts. Sign no con tracts. Put it up to the men to make good. That is the only way to place men on their mettle to keep them at constant white heat. Cling to them as long as no other men can outsell them. But always leave room to give the better man a show. But we urge the demanding of actual proofs. Any agent who can outsell another can provo it beyond any question. He can prove it without asking you for any commitment. He can prove it, if you wish, while most of your advertising still goes through other channels. We 6hall welcome the time when advertisers in general awake to this fact, and employ it- Advertising has not been largely done on that basis. The advertising agent has demanded a con tract, binding the advertiser for from one to three years. The contract was blindly made made before the agent had started to show results. There is a way to prove if your advertising can bring better results than now. There is a way to know if any agent can out sell the one you employ. The way is easy, and the result sometimes has proved to be worth a fortune. If you are interested, simply write us J "Please explain the way." New York SECOND K ATX BANK BLTX3. t!FTH AVI, and 2ta ST. 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