TTIE OMATTA SUNDAY BKE: AUGUST 22. 1P09. SOCIETY STOPS FO BRREATI1 Strenuous Week of Tennis Tourna ment Will Be Followed by Lull. VISIT ISO MEN MAKE ERIENPS Several Ctaiits In Tournament B1nrne1 Tht Ver to Fin Them selves Social Fnvorlte. lie reiving Mnc-h Attention. I'p to rte. Tim. ti when I have lonp.d for wins And thought how truly KianU 'Twould h to he an anirel And with the angel stand. Put mm I Ions' for earthly thin- And much more strenuous motion; Id rather have an aeroplane And fly across the ocean. Helen Combe. Social Calendar. MONDAY Children's dny at Field club. Tl'KRPA Y-MIhs Laura Imle entertain for Mr. Kranroeur of Chlcaaro; Mri. H. L.. Birrell, luncheon for Mias Cooper; Mrs. J H. Sunderland, luncheon at Happy Hollow; midweek dinner dance at Happy Hollow; ladles' day at Field club and Happy Hollow. WEDNESDAY Midweek dinner dance at Country an Field clubs; Mra. Mary G. Andrews, Informal at home; ladles' day at Country club. f THURSDAY Ladles' day at Happf Hol low and Field cluhs; midweek dinner and dance at Hod and Otin club. FRIDAY Junior Bridge club meeting. SATURDAY-Week-end dinner dance at Happy Hollow, Country and Field clubs. With tha exit of the tennis players, so ciety will have a quiet week. The mem bers of the school set are preparing to leave within a fortnight for their irspec tlve colleges and schools. The hay fever colony has also flown to escape a most uncomfortabla season and the mountain and seashore are even more popular than last month. Omahans abroad are plan nine to remain until fall before returning;. The tennis tournament at the Field club this week has been the principal topic of convrrs.itliin anil Interest. Most of the entrrtalnlnif hits been at this club, with the vIs'tlliK tfnnls players as honor guests. TMh a:iminl tournament has broujht a tiumb'i' of players here each year, until they have become old friends, and each season the gallery scans the entry list to see If their favorite players will be here again. The social favorites seem to hall from Des Moines and St. Louis, and the confidence of their fair admirers will en courage them to come again next year, even though Chicago and, Dakota carried off the tennis honors this season. A new fad has reached New York from the other side, and a few Omaha people pride themselves (that they are keeping up with their eastern sisters. The tiny glove handkerchief has become very popular In the east where gloves are worn on all'oc caslons. These handkerchiefs are so small and dainty that they appear to be made for dolls Instead of any use. The popular ity of these dainty pieces of linen Is assured for It Is so convenient to tuck them In the opening of the glove and It is not notice able. The finer ones shown In one of New York's most exclusive shops were finished In small scallops, and usually the same monogram or crest was placed In one corner. At the Field Club. Mr. and Mrs. Mosher Colpetier enter tained one of the larger dinner parties at the Field club last evening. Their guests Including Mr. and Mrs. Harry Wllklns, Mr. and Mrs. Luther Kountse. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Kennedy, Mr. and Mrs. 8am Burns, Mrs. Kalk of Washington, D. C, Miss Mil dred Lomax, Mr. Elmer j Cope and Mr. Lawrence Brlnker. Miss Mae Eastman had as her guests: Miss Mnry Richardson, Miss Elizabeth Sweet. Miss Genie Aycrlgg, Miss Margaret Guthrie, Miss Johnston, Mr. Louis Sweet, Mr. Taylor Belcher, Mr. Clay, Mr. William son, Mr. Fabian Johnston, Mr. Will Lef ferts of Council Bluffs and Lieutenant and Mrs. Troup Miller. Lieutenant and Mrs. T. B. Dungan had as their guests: Colonel and Mrs. W. A. Qlassford, Captain and Mrs. J. L. Hlnes, Mr. and Mrs. C. D. Armstrong, Captain and Mrs. Hornbrook, Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Miller and Dr. Thomas, U. 8. N. Smaller dinner parties were given at the Field club by Mr. and Mrs. T. A. Thomp son who had four guests; Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Cameron, four; Mr. and Mrs. F. P. Loomls. four; My. A. H. Rogers, four; Judge and Mrs. OVorge Day, five; Mr. and Mrs. E. E. Bedwell. Several smaller din ner parties were given. day evening complimentary to Miss Wllii Kpence of Minneapolis at the home of the latter grandmother, Mrs. J. N. Mackey. Those present were: Misses Wills, flpence, Helen Murphy, Frances Gaule, Marie Ms- sey, Mae Howard, Winifred Traynor. Mr nlle, Mil. Msckey, Messrs. Richard Mur phy, James Dougherty, S. Refregrer. Tren ton Cullen, Earl McKenna. Hervey Foran. Leroy Kenney, William Noose, llirrv Bur- ress and Thomas Heafey. Mr. and Mrs. O. C. Homan are chaperon ing one of the largest week-end house parties at the Rod and Gun club this week, the party being at Lengogage and Algon quin cottages. The party Includes: Misses Rhea Matheny, Martha Matheny, Grace Hemple, Mary Sawtelle, Carrie Blerman, Cassle Blerman, Mable Fenn, Ruth Mc Donald. Elizabeth Hranlc, Messrs. George Johnson, Herman Matschullat, Otto Niel sen, Max Webber, John Sorenson, Walter Sorenson, Byron Hart. Roy Hoberg, George Blerman and Al Conrad. will leave September 1. but Mrs. Reckard will not go until about the middle of the month. Monday evening Mr. and Mrs. Reckard will be honor guests at a supper that will be given In Calhoun by Mr. and Mrs. Gtis Eperieter. The party will go In five automobiles. Saturday evening Mr and Mrs. J. B. Blanchanl will give a din ner for them at the Field club. Mrs. Reck ard Is a member of Hie C. T. Euchre cluo and also of a bridge luncheon club. The members of these particular clubs are planning several social affairs In htr honor, the dates of which hsve not been positively announced. Miss Helen Reck ard, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Reckard, underwent an operation for appendicitis this morning and Is doing very nicely. Woman's Work Activities of the Orgaalsed Bodies Along the Xlnes of Un dertaking of Concern to Women. At Happy Hollow. Mr. and Mrs. C. 8. Hayward gave the largest dinner party last evening at Happy Hollow. Ths large round table had a pretty trimming of foliage and covers wers placed for: Mr. and Mrs. George Payne, Mr. and Mrs. C. J. Nolan. Mr. and Mrs. B. W. Lindsay, Mr. and Mrs. C. C. Bel den, Mr. and Mrs. 8. A. Searle, Dr. and Mrs. A. B. Somers, Miss Haskell, Miss Wright. Mr. Wright and Mr. and Mri. Hayward. Dining with Mr. Raymond Hayward: Miss Hattie Bliss, Miss Haxel Crow and Mr. Myron Hayward. Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Rees entertained for Mr. Hosmer McCoon of La Harpe, 111., who la on of the participants in the tennis tournament, and for Miss Henrietta Rees who has Just returned from a visit In the east. The other members of the party were: Miss Ruth Harding, Miss Thomas, Mr. Sam Rees, Mr. Loyal Conisto k and Mr. and Mrs. Rees. Mr. and Mrs. C. O. Talmage had as their guests Mr. and Mrs. Frank Car mtchel, Mr. and Mrs. O. P. Goodman and Mr. and Mrs. Royal I). Miller. Mr. and Mrs. Edward I'pdlke had at their table Mr. and Mrs. George Updike, Mr. and Mrs. N. M. Howard. Miss Lucy Updike and Miss Louise I'pdlke. Mr. and Mrs. C. S. Stebblns had as their guests. Miss Laura Jordan, Eunice Steb blns. Milllcent Stebblns and Mr. und Mi's. R. C. Jordan. Dr. and Mrs. J. P. Lord had six guests: Mr. and Mrs. E. G. Hervey, four; Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Black, foui ; Mr. and Mrs. W. L. Selby, four and Mr. W. 11. Gerhart, four. At louatry Club. An unusually small number of dinner parties were given Saturday evening at the Country club, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Cretgh had five guests; Mr. George Prli chett entertained six. Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Remington, four and Mr. and Mf s. Harry Cummlngs had two guests. flea arc. Past. Mrs. W. II. Guuld, Jr.; entertained at a 4 o'clock luncheon Friday. Covers were laid for seven. Thoe present were Mrs. William Barnum. Mrs. H. W. Barnum, Mrs. J. B. McGIll, Mrs. Joe Redman, Mrs J. W. Brown, Mrs. R. Brown and Mrs. W. II. Gould. Jr. Mtas Elsa and Mr. William Raapke gave an automobile parly followed by a supper and dance at the Council Bluffs Boat club Friday evening. Their guests Included: Misses Kathertne Cajorle, Elaine MuCaf fery, Raapke. Margaret Weaver, Messrs. John V.'oodworth, Oscar Kuenne, Edward Tully and Edward McCaffery. Miss Mauds McArdla entertained Thurs- reraonal Gossip. Miss May Murphy Is visiting In Denver, Colo. Mrs. Moyme Orlest returned Friday from Trout Lake, Wisconsin. Mrs. Kroenelt and daughter left Friday for a visit to New York. Mr .and Mrs. Fred Kern left Friday for a two weeks stay In New York City. Mrs. Kalk of Washington, D. C, Is the guest of her sister. Mrs. T. V. Kennedy. Mr. Frank W. Baker returned this morn ing from a fishing trip ta Blue lake, Iowa. Mrs. M. Hachman les' es Sunday evening for Chicago to visit her sister, Mrs. M. Stein. Mr. F.dgar Armstrong of Brighton, Cat., Is visiting his father, Mr. George R. Arm strong. Miss Alta Grlffen has as her guest, Mrs. V. 1. Marsh and daughter, Nancy, of Des Moines. Mrs. C. 8. Carson Lowrle has returned from a visit with friends In Lincoln and Teotimseh. Mrs. II. E. Harrison of El Reno, Okl., Is visiting her mother, Mrs. Majors, 1213 How ard street. Mrs. A. Maus of Chicago Is visiting her mother, Mrs. II. J. McCarthy, 4932 Daven port street. Mrs. William N. Haskell and children of Fort Omaha are spending a few weeks at Luke OkoboJI. Miss Frances Duff and Mr. M. A. Mac kenzie of Chicago are guests of Mr. and Mrs. Guy C. Bales. Mrs. YV. H. Glbbs and Miss Glbbs, who spent the summer on the Maine coast, re turned home this week. Mr. and Mrs. Wilbur M. Lemon have returned from a three weeks' visit In Den ver and Colorado Springs. Mrs. Hlchard H. Cox and daughter, Miss Winifred Cox of Waterloo, lu., are visit ing Mr. and Mrs. Harold Alletnan. Miss Mary Munchhoff, Is sojourning at Bad Hatisrelch, Berner Oberland, Swltzer lund. She will go to Belln in September. Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Keellne, who have been spending the summer ort their ranoli at Glllett, Wyo., will return September L Mr. R. Spence Harris left Tues day for St. Louis and Salisbury, N. C, after a visit with his parents, Dr. and Mrs. Harris. Mr. and Mrs. George Rc-dlck will take the house at Farnam and Thirty-eighth streets recently occupied by Mr. and Mrs. Adolph fitor. MIms Frances Gallatin, who has been visiting In Salt Lake City, will go to Ogden and Cheyenne before returning home on September 1. Miss- Mae Hamilton and Miss Stella Hamilton, who have been spending the summer In the easth, are now traveling through Canada. Mrs. Glennan and daughters, Misses Clara and Loretta, have returned from a pleasure trip Including Detroit, Niagara Falls and Canadian points. Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Connell have gone to Portland, Me., where they will Join Miss Marlon Connell, who has spent the summer on the Maine coast. The Misses Margaret Alderson and Frances Mackey of Dubuque, la., are spending a fortnight as the guests of Mr. ami Mrs. Richard Alderson. Judge and Mrs. James II. Macomber have returned from Creston, la., where they were called by the death of Mrs. Sara Young, sister of Judge Macomber. Mr. and Mrs. Charles T. Kountze and Mr. Ward Burgess have gone to Mackinac, where they will Join their families and take the trip through the Great lakes. Mrs. J. T. Johnson of St. Joseph, who hits been visiting Mrs. Henry W. Yates and Mrs. Rebekah Morgan, left for her home, accompanied by Mrs. Morgan, who will visit with her. Mrs. Herman Kohn and sons, Loyal and Walter, have returned from a fourteen months' stay In Germany and will be at home at the Loyal until tholr residence Is In readiness for them. Mrs. C. Y. Smith Is making two weeks stay at the country home uf her grand father, J. P. Caldwell, In the northern part of Missouri. Before returing home she wlli visit In Kansas City. Mrs. William Brach and son, Waldorf and Mr. and Mrs. Gall Law son of Hastings are visiting friends In Omaha over Sun day. They came from Hastings yesterday In their big touring motor car. Mr. and Mrs. Gurdon W. Wattles, who have been visiting Dr. and Mrs. Sneve of St. Paul for a few days, are now the guests of Mr. and Mrs. E. A. Cudahy at their summer home at Mackinac. Mr. and Mrs. W. Randall left Saturday for San Francisco to meet their son, Al bert, who Is a lieutenant of marines, and has been In foreign rervlce for nearly four years In the Philippines and In China. Mr. and Mrs. H. Hugo Brandels have re turned from a month's visit In Europe, The greater part of the time was spent at Marlenbad, Austria. Mr. Brandels has he.'!, greatly benefited by his sojourn In Austria. Miss Alice Fawcett. who has been spend ing the summer In Paris, France, and Ber lln, Germany, will go shortly to Swltzer lund and Italy with Mrs. Ruth Fleshel of Omaha. They will return home some time In September. Mrs. Fred Bartlett, Mtss Harriet Bartlett and Master Donald Bartlett left Thursday for their home In Lewiston, Ida. Mrs. Bartlett and family were en route from a visit with Mrs. Bartlett's brother, Mr Harry O'Neill, at his ranah at Tuckers vllle. Neb. Mrs. George Barker and her son, Mr. Joe Barker, who has been quite 111 In Montreal, have now gone to the Canadian mountains, where Mr. Barker's health Is much Improved. Mrs. Barker and her son are expected home 'n three or four weeks, or as soon us Mr. Barker win be able to take the trip. Mr. Herman Colin returned from New York Saturday morning, bringing with him Mrs. Cohn and their sons, Ixjyal and Wal ter, who have Just arrived from a fourteen months' stay In Europe, the two sons hav ing attended schools In Berlin, Germany, during that time. Before owning their bouse at 116 South Thirty-second avenue, the family will reside at Hotel Loyal, which Is owned by Mr. Cohn, for a tew days, where they will be pleased to see their friends today. The departure of Mr. and Mrs. N. F. Reckard from Omaha to make their future home In Uatavla. 111., means the loss to Omaha of a popular fanr.ll)'. Mr. Reckard For the Fntnrev Mrs. J. H. Sunderland will entertain a luncheon party Tuesday at Happy Hollow. Mrs. H. L. Burrell will give a luncheon Tuesday at the Field club In honor of her guest. MIrs Cooper of Nashville. Tenn. Covers will be laid for twelve guests. In honor of Mrs. J. A. Francoeur Mrs. Ronald Peterson will give a luncheon Mon day; Tuesday, Miss Laura Dale, a break fast; Wednesday, Miss Elolse Wood will give an Informal afternoon party and on Thursday Mrs. Frsncoeur will leave for her home. Mrs. Mary G. Andrews will be at home Informally Wednesday afternoon between 2:30 and 6 o'clock at her home, 3431 Haw thorne Ave., Bemls park, to the mem bers of the Omaha Woman's club, Wom en's Christian Temperance union and Mu Slpma Woman's club. No cards have been Issued. Mrs. Andrews takes this means of meeting her friends again before leav ing the city early In September, to make her home In Minneapolis. Mrs. Herbert Oatea will entertain at supper this evening at the Country club. The guests will be seated at the large round table In the green room and a pretty decoration of summer flowers will be used. Covers will be placed for Misses Ottola Nosmlth, Amy Ollmore, Edith Locke, Kate Moores, Cooper of Nashville, Tenn.; Mrs. Gates, Mr. and Mrs. FranK Shot well; Messrs. Hyson, Earl Gannett, Bryant Rogers, Engler, Farnam Smith, Wilson Swltsler, Bowman, Ira Moore, Lieutenant Ware and Lieutenant Winters of Fort Omaha. Weddings and Enararements. Saturday morning Rev. J. W. Conley, D. D., united In marriage, Mr. William P. B. Davis, well known In the Union Paclflo Offices and Mrs. Emma G. Shugard --of Philadelphia, Pa. Mr. and Mrs. Davis will make their home In Omaha, The wedding of Miss Alioe Towne, daughter of Dr. and Mrs, S. R. Towne, and Mr. Fred Deweese will take place Wednesday, September 2, at the home of the bride's parents, west of Dundee. It Is Is to be a very quiet wedding and only the relatives and close .friends will be present. One of the Interesting out-of-town an nouncements of last week was that of the engagement of Mr. Arthur Crnne Lewis, sou of Mr. and Mrs. E. V. Lewis, and Miss Margaret Millard of Seattle. Mr Lewis left Omaha two years ago for Seat tle, where he has since resided. His mother, Mrs. Lewis, Is at present the guest of her son in Seattle. Among the Interesting announcements of the week was the engagement of Miss Faith Potter, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Philip Potter to Mr. Hugh Weed of St Louis. This will make another out-of-town alliance and will take away from Omaha not only a social favorite, but one of the active workers of the social settle ment and other philanthropic organiza tions. The marriage of Mr. Walter Morran and Miss Irene Malone was celebrated Satur day morning at 8:30 at St. Peter's church, Twenty-eighth and Leavenworth streets, It was a surprise to nearly everyone, only two or three of Mr. Morran's most inti mate friends knowing about It. Immed iately after the ceremony the bride and groom broke the news to the parents of the bride, that being the first knowledge they had of the elopement. Until their future plans are more definitely formed, Mr. and Mrs. Morran will reside with the groom's parents at 4212 Lafayette avenue. An out-of-town wedding of muoh Inter est In Omaha was that of Miss Blanche Stickney, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Ed ward Moody Stickney to Mr. Carleton Al len Hanney, which was solemnized Tuesday evening at the Hennepin Methodist church In Minneapolis. The bride has been a popular visitor In Omaha, having spent a part of each year with relatives, Mr. and Mrs. C. N. Diets and Mr. and Mrs. Gould Dletz. She Is a brunette of charming per sonality and has many friends here. The bridal party was a large one and Included Mtss Ruth Harding and Miss Gwendoline White of Omaha. A reception followed the church ceremony at the Stickney resi dence, 3412 Irving avenue 8, for the rela tives and the bridal party. Mr. and Mrs. Ranney left with Mr. Gould Diets In their touring car and will spend a few days In Milwaukee and then go on with them to Chicago. Mrs. Ranney's traveling gown was of navy blue chiffon broadcloth, with a collar of Irish point lace, and a hat to match. After October IB Mr. and Mrs. Ran ney will be at home at 3149 Holmes avenue, Minneapolis. The out-of-town guests In cluded Mrs. L. A. Dletz, General and Mrs. Charles F. Manderson, Mr. and Mrs. Charles N. Dletz, Mr. and Mrs. Gould Dletz, Mrs. L. Diets Nelson and Miss Gwendolin White of Omaha. Thursday, -August 6, at 4:30 p. m., Mrs. Margaret Manley and Mr. Vernon H. Lee, formerly of Omaha, both of New York City, were united in marriage at the Mai achy parish house, 139 West Forty-ninth Street, New York City. Rev. Father Mas taglio was the officiating clergyman and the ceremony was pronounced In the pres ence of a small company of relatives and close friends. The weather was Ideal, but warm, and the contracting parries were attired In white flannel suits. The bride was attended by her sister, Mra. Sarah O'Kellly and Hon. James C. Sheldon acted as best man. Others In attendance were William N. Kennedy, a prominent attorney of the city, Mr. and Mrs. Everett V. Little, Mrs. Kennedy. Miss Kennedy, Mrs. George Kraua, Mies Solomon and Harold Malley, a Son of the bride. Following the cere mony at the parish house an elaborate dinner was served In the bridal suite of the Hotel Netherlands. On Friday Mr. and Mrs. Lee left for an extended bridal tour through Canada arfd will return by way of Randolph, N. Y. The (room is the son of Dr. Edwsrd W. Lee, a former resident of Omaha, but now a leading physician of New York City, who. with his wle. Is pssslng the summer vacation In Randolph. Mr. Lee Is a young man of considerable hlstronlc ability and has been creditably identified with a number of leading dramatic companies In the east. During the past two years, however, l e has held an Important and lucrative posi tion with the American Surety company of New York. The executive committee of the Nebraska Federation of Women's Clubs has decided to hold over Its Brownell Hall scholarship until next year. Although the widest pos sible publicity was given the conditions of the scholarship through the press and by notice to all clubs, no applications were trade from Nebraska. One came from Iowa, but as the privilege Is limited to the daughters of Nebraska club women this application was Ineligible. An unusual number of club women sre away for the summer this year and club work all over the state Is nearer at a standstill than for several years, making It difficult to reach the women for any purpose. While the committee regrets that this time must be lost, It will be possible during the year to acquaint more of the women with the conditions. The following complimentary noonday concert will be given In the auditorium of the Young Women's Christian association, Seventeenth and St. Mary's avenue, Thurs day, August 26, from 12:15 to 1 o'clock, un der the direction of the women of the house committee. All friends of the association, men and women, are invited to enjoy this program by the phonograph: . PART I. Amlta" Serenade Egyptlenne Llncke 'En Alta Mar" Vals Kanllck "My Pony Boy" (vocal) O'Donnell "Good Night, Moonlight" Morse uongtng ror Home f jungmann 'Sugar Plum" L'Albert 'Varsity Man" Dean 'Dancing Sunshine" Snyder 'Denver Town" Botsford 'At the Mountain Inn" Labltzky 'Meditation from Thais" Massanet PART II. 'Souvenir" Prdla 'For All Eternity" Mascheronl 'The Star, the Rose and the Dream".... Snyder 'Tales of Hoffman" Offenbach 'Die Hydropaten" Gungel 'Black and White" Botsford 'Glowworm" Llncke "Some Day" Fltsglbbon "My Rambazoo" "Orchids" "In Happy Slumberland" Herbert As a farewell to Omaha club women be fore departing for her future home In Min neapolis, Mrs. Mary G. Andrews will be at home Informally next Wednesday after noon between 2:30 and 8 o'clock at her home, 3431 Hawthorne Avenue, Bemls park. No cards have been Issued, but an Infor mal Invitation Is extended to the mem bers of the Omaha Woman's club, Wom en's Christian Temperance union and Mu htgma cum. Mrs. Andrews has been a member of all these organizations. Mrs. Ella F. McCall of the Chicago civil service bureau has built up what Is said to be the best free employment bureau In this country. Last year she gave out nearly 8,000 city Jobs to laborers and In addition found places for about 4,000 men. "I have had charge of the labor bureau for about seven years," Mrs. McCall told a reporter. "I engage laborers for differ ent classes of work for the city, such as cleaning the streets, digging sewers, water pipe extensions and the like. It always made me sad to turn away applicants simply because they were not cltlsens, as required by our city law. "About two years ago I began to find work unofficially for some of these appli cants, and since then I have been able to place a large number." It is said that the Civil Service commissioners at first did not approve of the side line of Mrs. Mo Call's, but have now become converted to a man. Omaha Women's Christian Temperance union will hold its education meeting Wednesday afternoon at 2:30 o'clock at the home of Mrs. A. H. Rathbun, 2701 Dodge street. H ,""-4l2a''",'Bt 1517 FARNAM ST. Models Autumn Tailoret Ready-to-wear It is scarcely possible in the space allotted to write comprehensively of the various details in the way of color, weave and style comprised in our complete showing of beautiful fall suits. Wc shall, from time to time, have much to say in this direc tion. Just now it seems opportune to state that wc shall continue always, as in the past, purveyors to the wants and desires of good dressers, giving to all who honor us with their patronage Something Different From what the so-called ready-to-wear sections offer. Our fall models now ft I A PA on display, range in price JjJ 0tf,otj)fl3) 9 EXPLODING SOME FALLACIES Money la Cattle. "No use of talking," draeled the freckled youth on the ruaosule tenet, "thar ter tainiy Is money In tattle." "In the stock-ra.Mng business. you:ig man?" asked the tourist. "No, uol exactly i but an automobile ran over that spotted calf a few minutes ago. and the man with the big spectacles o.ci his eesgut out and handed me a So note." "Klve dollars? That a not so much fur a good-stsed calf " "Yj; bat. mister, ths calf wasn't mine Now, it 1 can only stand In li ul of an other calf while he gets run over I'll be right In It, brgush:" Chicago News. Trio of Doetors Perform a Sarsrlcal Operation on Common Notions. Three physicians were standing In a Kan sas City drug store the other day, when one, who had been looking at an evening paper, exclaimed: "Great Caesar, here It Is again! I see It in the papers at least twice a month." "What's that?" asked one of the others. "It's that popular fallacy about a drown Ing man sinking for the third time. Here it says, 'Just as he was sinking for the third time he was aaved by the timely arrival, etc The next, time I see about this third time business It probably will read, 'Ho sank for the third time before aid could be had and was drowned.' "Why will people get that fool Idea that sinking for the third time muot needs be fatal to a drowning man? Why, bless you I saw a man sink a half dozen times be fore he was rescind n'.lve. An uncle of mine, witnesses suid, never ssnk but once and he was drow.i d. The nutnber of times a man sinks nas nothing t. tie with Mu drowning. H u.uv hiiiv -lut met and li may go beneath U.c v;it?r any numoer of times. It all dc jnls upon the person who is drowning, his pl-yeicil condition and how quickly the lungs fill with wm..t" "That cycle of thre ! suggested another of the doctors, "Is varrleu a'c ig by those who insist that a ptrii'jn di?s !it his third congestive chill. But this Is not true. The same rule holds good in t:ingesllve chills as In the case f ha dror.ning man. A person may die in Hie .'i.t -.r he may have a dozen and still live. Die rule of three does not obtain th'te. olth-r. ' The first physician, with great disdain. then told how many Ignorant persons would swear that "If ye gtt h' inalary an' It runa Into typhoid fever an that runs Into newmony It's shore death." "There's that same o'd rulu of three again," he continued almost angrily. "FlrBt and foremost, one disease does not run into another. There's no such thing as a collision between diseases, as many be lleve. If one has malaria he has that and that alone. The s.me thing Is true of ty phold fever and pneumonia. Kach one is a separate and distinct trouble and a doctir with any senso shouij be able to diagnose his malady from ivmptoms which are al ways present in eacn and entirely differ ent. This Idea of one disease running Into another originated. I think, with the doctor who made a mistake In his original diag nosls and was compelled to nave a colli sion between the two dlsi-nses later to square himself." The physicians were not carrying on all this medical discussion for then own bene fit. Several laymen, among whom were some ;bellevers In the "rule ofthree" In drowning and disease, wrre present and the lectures were mainly for their educa tion. From popular fallacies In regard to medicine the conversation drifted to falla cies regarding the law. A lawyer present was called upon to exp'.aln first one thing arid another, when one of the bystanders said: "I made a bet the other day that a per son had no light to touch a dead body until the roroner arrived and I won." "Who decided the question for you?'' asked the lawyer, smiling. "Well." said the man sheepishly, "It was a bartender, but he's an edu-ated fellow and Is a good Judge of law." "You speak of the law as If It ere some thing to be Judged like cattle at a fat stock show," replied the attorney. "There Is no law on any statute book In any state In the United States which says one may not touch a body before the arrival of the coroner; there never has been, and, furthermore, as people are growing more sensible every day, there never will be. If done with a humane motive a body may be removed any distance. "In case of murder the old English com mon law used to require that the body of the murdered one be left as It lay until viewed by one in authority. "That was done, It can plainly be seen, for the purpose of preserving the surround ings Intact so that whatever evidence might be there would not be disturbed. In case of a murder today; especially If any mys tery were connected with It, common sense would teach a person to leave everything Intact, not alone for the coroner, but for the police officials as well. But, should the body of a murdered man be moved, there Is no law covering It unless It could be proved that the person who moved the body did It with the Intention to destroy evi dence. In cases of suicide or death by ac cident there could be no objection to mov ing the body anywhere In the city If done with humane or some other proper motive." "I'll tell you what is the law," said a stoop shouldered, long armed man. Who had been listening long enough to get the gist of the discussion: "if a fellow sees a murder through a pane of glass he can't be a witness In the esse." "Oh, piffle," exclaimed the attorney, "I'm going to lunch. That's the limit. I was waiting for some yap to spring that. If that was the case and a murder should be committed In this room half a dozen of us could not be competent witnesses, If your statement Is true, because we are wear ing glasses. Glass Is glass whether In a, window or on the nose. There Is no such law as that. That's foolish." 'I heard my grandfather say that," in sisted the long-armed man, "and be kndw'd law, too." "YeB," retorted the exasperated attorney, "and he no doubt gave It out as law that man could stand with his back against bis own house and kill any one who came within a certain distance of him. But he would hang for it unless he had mighty good defense. All of those things are what we call 'chimney corner law,' but they won't hold In court." Kansas City Journal. Fall FOR MEN AT BRANDEIS STORES The new suits for fall are here for your selection. If you are one of the well dressed men who demand a grade of clothes better than the ordinary ready - made garments, you will naturally come to Brandeis, because Omaha men know we sell th very best makes. You'll get exactly the fall suit you want here. Styles and mater ials are absolutely correct. The prices ar $15 up $35 9. i IV j V ACTIVE WAR ON BILLBOARDS Organised Campaign Agra Inst Common Xulsunce In Town and Country. Representative Frederick H. Glllett of Massachusetts has enteied the fight against the billboard nuisance, and in a letter to the Springfield Republican he presenta a happy and effective method of campaign. The congressman describes his trip to New York from Washington on his way home after the adjournment of the tariff ses sion, and he tells how his anticipations of a pleasant trip were rudely shattered by the the hideous panorama of billboard ad vertisements which, on either side of the track, shut off his view of the beauties of the passing landscape. It Is no new ex perience, and hundreds of thousands of travelers every day In the year, In almost every part of the country, are similarly Imposed upon. The evil Is of long stand ing and the denunciations have been many and vigorous. But Mr. Glllett, robbed of the pleasure which was legitimately his. hit upon a happy expedient of revenge. As the train flashed along toward his destination, he made a mental list of the commodities whose alleged virtues were flaunted In his helpless face from flaring miles of bill boards, and he pledged himself never to purchase them under any circumstances. The thought also formed In his mind that he would immediately begin the organiza tion of a great society of travelers1, the Involuntary victims of the-blllboard horror, who would force the abandonment of the nuisance by pledging themselves to ab stain from patronizing billboard advei tlsers, but further thought convinced him that such a society would fall under the ban of the supreme court as a combina tion in restraint of trade, and he gave it up, confident that the good work could be carried on Just as effectively by each in dividual victim acting for himself alone. Mr. Glllett says: "I am not foolish enough to Imagine that the losa uf my patronage Is goinc to dis turb thfse puhllc offendf-rs, but If every one who freis as I do would adopt the same determination, 1 think we could speedily bring them to terms. They do not want the expense of such advertising. und it It hurts them they will readily drop It." As a matter of fact the unorganized so ciety of which Mr. Glllett speaks has 1jii" been In existence, so far as Individual Initiative Is concerned. Such advertising repulses more patronage than It uttrac.s and thounands of possible purchasers hsve be.i prejudiced against useful cumm'jdltics which are associated In their minds only as hideous blots upon an otherwise smiling landscape. The first low of advertlHln? Is to attract and please, and the blllblanl leaves only a profound disgust. Mr. Oil lett's society Is steadily at work, but his eloquent (leiidiicU'.lun will hcl a good cause along to a happy culmination. Washlngtou Nutro Sales Increasing Daily And the quality of this bread justifies the de mand. If you are not now a customer, get a loaf from your grocer and try it you will find it to be the most wholesome and toothsome bread on the market. Just say "Nulro V. to your grocer If he hasn't got it, tell him to get It Fop Your Early Foil Flats SCHADELL'S Go to Every liat at 1-4 011-IIaIr Goods 1-3 Olf This Week This will be the biggest sale we have ever had. F. M. SCHADELL & CO., 1522 Douglas St. V .fern A BAILEY MACK DENTISTS Best equipped dental office In the middle wegt. Highest grade dentistry at reasonable prices. Porcelain fillings, JiiEt like the tooth. All Instru ments rarefulli sterilized aft-r each patient. THIIUI KI,OOH PAX TON BLOCK Cor II th and Fai-num tSCs. ICOURTLAHD BEACH MARRIAGE and WEDDING TOUR in a B0LL00N Sunday, August 22. Mis Velma Howard of St Jne a"'' Mr. Karnuni IVJurwr of ,nialia will b murriel ami msKe thPir wedfllng tour at 7:30 sharp. HuniJsy. Augu.i 2:'. Yo'i are mrdlally luHod to a(-l.-nd Mr. J Waldorf Hall, the well known balloon man of Omalia, is '"' log tit? hi tHa Walloon lout will l ii 1 for o. cii'loii Finn's Concert Hand will vluy the weddln? march. DON'T FAIL TO SEE IT down worn bv Mtn Howard donated h Joa f.lls' H'.ns. list hy J. T. tier aons. S North Isth street. THE CHESAPEAKE Sunday Tabls S'Hots Dinner 60o. j Caviar Canape ! Sliced Cucumber Queen Olive ; sorp Consomme rreah Tomatoes Chicken Ciuinbo Ultra Krled Fill t of Holt; Tomato SaucS Jul!. mm. Potatoes HouHt Prims Itib of lieef, au Jus or Stuffed Spring Chicken Jlblet. Minced Sweet Kread, Supieme of T t I Mashed I'otatoi New Corn In Ci'Sin Knrlinp .Mayonalm Chocolate loo i'm-uiii Caku Tea Coffee Milk J. O. DZMNIS, Mauag-.r. TWENTIETH CENTURY FARMER j The H.. Farm r.p.r. Ob. Dollar a Year. i a 1 I IT