Till-: BKE: OMAHA. Thursday. AUGUST ir, innn. The Omaha Daily Ufa Fol M)KI BY KD W A H I lt(.EV ATEll. VICTOR ROHEWATER. KtMTOR. Knter-d at Omaha posloffii-e serond c.sss matter. TERMS OK SURSCRirTlON I'aily lw (without Kunday) on year i 'any nr and Sunday, one year " OELIVErtED BY CARRIER. ta,ly Hee ilniudlnt Sundav), per wwk. l'C Iislly hee (without Sunday), per wwk..lc Kvenihg Pw (without Sunday). per week c" Evening Hee (with SunflaM, per week 10c Sunday Fir, one year $J O Saturday Nee. on year 1 50 Address al) complaint of IrremilaMtles In delivery to City Ciri'tilatlnn department. OFFICES. Omaha -The H Building. South Omaha Tweniy-rourth am A Council Hlnfrn l.'i S. i'lt Street. I.lm-oln tMK I.lttle Tiuildina: ClilcaKO 1M Marquette Building. New Yr.rk-ndoniH 1101-1102 No. M. '.'eat Thirtv-third Street Washington T2r, Fourteenth street W. PORRESFONDE N C E '"ommunlraflons relating- to new a i l tu torial matter should b addressed : maha Bee, Editorial rrartment. REMITTANCES. Remit bv diaft express or postal older, payable to The Beo 1'ubllihlng Company, finlv 2-rent stamps received In payment of mail account. lvronl checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not ecc p'ed STATEMENT OF t"IRCLt,ATION. State of Nebraska. Oouclas County, ss : Oeor- B. Txschtick, treasurer of The Pea F'tibllshlng Company, being duly sworn, says that the ac-tnal number of full snd complete copies of The Pally, Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of July, 1W. was aa follows: 1 41,740 17 41.S10 2 41,790 IT 42,090 4 40,230 K 42, ISO 41,920 7 41.080 41,970 41,810 10 41,760 11 40,680 12 42,620 13 41,740 14 41,710 41,870 1 41.740 It 40,300 19 41,940 20 41,780 21 43,420 iZ 41,890 2S 41.910 24 41.800 2b 40,180 26 41,970 27 41.680 28 41,540 28 41,840 SO 41,890 31 41,580 Total 1,292,040 Returned copies 9,62n Net total 1,282.412 liatly average 41.36H GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. Subscribed in my piexence and sworn to before me this Jd day of August, i:t09. (Seal) M. P. WAL.KNR. Notary t-ubllc. aebarrlhrrs Iravlim the cltr tem porarily ahonlil have ' The lice mailed to ttaem. Adtlrraa mill lie changed aa often na reuueated. If it was a 6late, It came through without much damage. How do you like the bed-sheet bal lot now that you have tried It? Texas has Increased Its assessment $lj;t,o0. Nothing hurts Texas all jver. If f'ollce Judge Crawford runs that way at the election, Judge Shoemaker will regret that he did not stick to the last. From what we saw of Spanish fol tHers in I S98, we are not surprised that the Riffs drive the little boys away w honcver thre Is-a fight. ' Mayor "Jim" declares that he en joys chautauquaing as an anti-prohlbt-tlon debater. The real test is vhethcr the audience enJoyB It. (lubber Is bringing higher prices. W e ail trust that our friends who went into the rubber plantation business Iftr-on years ago are doing wfll. Cnder the new primary law, the elt-ction officers have, it eayy tin ring the voting hours, but they have to earn ther money during the conn Ting hours. The eventual consolidation ' of Omaha And Its suburbs is as sure as fate, the only question being, when? If It's good thing, the sooner the better. Mr. Tail's weight Is down to 304 pounds nnd he has never lost his ap petite. Senator Root would give up his salary if he could get that lost fifty pounds. The late hot wave made a higher record of fatalities In Kansas City than in Omaha, but that's one place where we yield precedence to the city on the Kaw. One thousand house have been de stroyed In Japan by fires and earth quakes. When we learn that a Japa nese mansion usually costs about $4.50 the calamity does not seem Irreparable. Tltusville will celebrate the half century of coal oil's discovery. Re marks about John D. Rockefeller, John Are,hbold. Lewis C. Emery and Ida Tarbrtl add nothing to the announce ment. The hotel keepers in session here want uniform state laws affecting t he t conduct of their business. Must want the nine-foot bed-sheet to operate on j the same plan as Interchangeable I mileage. I William Winter has resigned from the New York Tribune. The Old Man Kloquent of the Tribune' dramatic staff never had the quarrelsome look, but If he longed for a fight he had the right to it. If the king of Italy really contem plates sending Abruzzi to us as am bassador, as he probably does not, the object Is to study under Mr. Taft, the greatest of all diplomatists, and not to arrange a marriage with Miss Kather Ine. This latter be Is capable of at tending to himself. Duluth ia preparing to handle grain worth $100,000,000. In the vicinity the wages of miners will be $18,000, 000. The genlth city of the unsalted seas Is doing well since the inhabi tants mastered the art of walking straight up anj dowi: a landscape on IOC per cent grade. The County Ticket. Th result of I hp primary In Doug las county mum be highly gratifying to al! republicans who were interested chiefly In securing the nomination of a strong ticket made up of competent and trustworthy candidate, prac tically Insuring stirr-eas at the polls In November To be sure, the county ticket, was. In a large part, made up In advance by the conceded renomlnatlon of the present Incumbent, who had good records of service to commend them for continuance In office. A ticket going before the people asking for an other term for Sheriff Brailey, County ' Judge Leslie, County Clerk Haverly, County Treasurer Furay, Register of Deeds Handle nnd County Superin tendent Yoder ought to be a winner by Itself, ami with the addition of strengthening material for the other places to be filled It should be invin cible. The ticket has been completed prac tically along the lines suggested by The Bee as best calculated to make it a good fighting column. The selection of John A. Scott and John Grant for the long and short term commlsslon ershlps Is recognition of the candi dates wth the best claims. The nomi nation of George McBrlde for surveyor gives South Omaha republicans a rep resentative In the list. For coroner The Bee was of the opinion that Mr. Riepen had laid the foundation for the best claim by his party service In other campaigns, but if It should turn out that this contest, which Is close, favors Mr. Crosby, there is no reason why the latter should not be a vote-getter In the election as well as In the primary. The ticket nominated Is representa tive of the community and of the party and Is a harbinger of success. Dry Farming. October 2 5 is the date of the Dry Farming congress at Billings, Mont. The discussion will be devoted to that system of cultivation which trusts In deep and frequent working, whereby the roots penetrate to a damp under stratum of soil, attract moisture and create a condition Independent of sur face moisture. It would appear to be a visionary project lf,it had not been thoroughly tried by reliable men and pronounced practicable. It resembles several new ideas In the manner of treating land In that It comes from China, that Immense area where every thing in agricultural experiment has been tried and where large sections have first been allowed to become worthleBS -from aridity and then re stored by fine working. It is a sub ject of keen Interest because there Is such tC- monster of power In the dry regions of America if it can be awak ened from its parched lethargy. In the east land owners are reclaim ing soil with the supplying of new nitrogen. Improved varieties of clover have given value to exhausted farms. Cropping and seeding are a science. Swamp lands and river bottoms have been transformed into fertile fields. But of all the modern efforts for the extension of frultfulness nothing promises so much as the two methods which are being applied to the dry sections of the west, irrigation tL dry farming. Millions of acres, now not only useless, but injurious and in the way, will be restored to fertility and the manifold uses of mankind. Nearly all of this land is of a high degree of natural fertility, reckoned by the constituent substances of the soil. All it needs ia more water or a higher utilization of water. That gift these new methods promise, and their promise has been borne out by many tests. The Dry Farming congress at Billings Is a gathering equal in im portance and fresh Interest to any meeting of the year. The reports will be part of genuinely national litera ture. Air Navigation. Most Americans dissent when they hear that this country is far behind Europe In airship Ideas and practice. Ate there not the Wright brothers, ahead of them all and honored of the whole earth? So they are, but most of the honors and encouragement have come from France and Germany. Even in the crude days of simple ballooning It was nearly always Frenchmen who bote off the glory of making records and reporting discoveries. Farnam and Santos-Dumont attained fame with dirigibles ahead of the Dayton men and their aeroplane. In Germany the people have an excited Interest in air navigation. In every walk of life the fascination of the subject Is felt. It Is sport, a social amusement, an object of practical experiment and a hope of wide utility. The government, always military In Germany, takes supervision of aero clubs and proposes to keep at its command this force of practical navigators. Representatives of five nations will compete for the aviation cup at Rhelms. Forty-five machines have been entered. A balloon, with two Italians, reached a few days ago a height of 18,375 feet, or three and one-half miles. An other surpassed the feat, but the use of oxygen to sustain breathing detracts from the human Interest of the per formance. Dispatches tell us of the weekly meeting of the Aero dub of Paris at St. Cloud, the most Interesting feature of which is the ascensions of the club of women. The leading woman bal loonist is Mme. Surcouf, who has made 177 ascents. It was in this park at St. Cloud that the record flight of Miss Moulton In 1904 started. The women's club has eighty-three mem bers. The ascents are frequent. Nine or ten balloons may be inflated at once on (he club lawn. In Atuoric there are several aery t lub. Many women have made ascents and some have remained in the air all night. Hut the Interest In tbla coun try Is small compared with that In Europe. Besides the Wrights, there are few men who hav gften the sub ject much consideration, though It would Beem attractive to scores of wealthy young men who have ex hausted the commonplace means of entertainment and do not care for sports which have no mental side. The best performers seem to be army of ficers and, unfortunately, they seldom have the private means for cultivating the art. America would not be known In the world-fashion of aeroplaning tf it were not for the Wrights and would be only In the hindmost rank of balloonlsts. If aeronautics Is to be an American sport or study, there are few signs as yet of the advance. On the Wrong- loot. The Omaha Bee. says that If th people will only wait until the new tariff law geta to working they will find that the tendency Is downward Instead of upward. This Is the same old cry of the stop thief to dis tract the attention of tha people while they plunder on. There is icarcely an article In the tat if f schedule that is not raised that Is generally used by the middle or produc ing classes. Two big ships laden with cot ton and woolen goods raced against time last Friday to reach tha New York harbor In order to get in before the tariff went Into effect, but lost and did not get In under the old tariff schedule and owners of these cargoea will have to pay over $100,000 more tariff under the new schedule. Does any one doubt that the consumer must pay this extra amount? Do we need to wait longer than the time that we will buy these goods to find out that the tariff haa been raised? You may go Into any general store within the next few weeks and ask prices on any line of goods and then compare them with what you have been paying and you will not have to wait long to find out that the tariff baa been raised instead of lowered. O'Neill Independent. In this rase the shoe is on the other foot. The Importers who were trying to get in under the wire with goods on which the duty was raised were not pretending to be benefactors of the consumers, but were trying to beat Uncle Sam's tax collector out of the money they would thus save and keep it in their own pockets. Whether those ships had arrived in time or not, the sale price of the imported goods they carried would have been the same. While talking about "Stop thief," why not stick somewhere near the truth? None of the ships "racing against time" were laden with cotton and woolen' goods. The wool duties are not raised and the cotton schedule is but life changed from the Dingley act. The one vessel figuring in a spectacular role is described in the New York World, a paper not friendly to the new tariff, as follows: The Pennsylvania had left Hamburg on July 24, laden with a rich cargo of vin tages, champagnes and Rhelns. Ita arrival on the day before the new bill went into force would mean a saving of between ;3).000 to I30.000 to the consigneea of the still and sparkling beverages. "Is there any doubt that the con sumer must pay this extra amount?" We think not. "Do we need to wait longer than the time we will buy these goods to find out that the tariff has been raised?" Again we think not. But we also think that it will be hard to work up much complaint among the customers of the general store at O'Neill because the importers of a cargo of costly wines lost out on a gamble of from $20,0nft to $30,000. Senator Cummins says that the president did the best he could. Angels could do no more. The insurgency Is at peace, the roll of honor is dissolved, the republican party is united, the crops are good, Aldrlch and Lodge are accepting the thanks of the blue-nose voters and Taft is getting ready to in terview the plain people of the west and south. The democrats claim that they will have a campaign next year, but have no notion of what it will be about. An ordinance has been Introduced Into the city council to require the I street railway company to provide slip rails to enable its cars to pass over hose lines laid during fires. One would suppose that it would be more to the Interest of the street railway company than to any one else to pro vide against interruption of traffic which means loss of revenue. It should not require an ordinance to bring about this improvement. Now just try to imagine what a free - for - all, go-as-you-please big entry race for supreme Judge would be with a ballot to be voted at the regular election containing nothing but a long list of unidentified names of candidates, with a legal prohibition against any party endorsements, recommendations, criticism, reference or allusion. According to discoveries made by W. E. Curtis In Wyoming there are ten unmarried men there for one woman. Marriages made by corre spondence, and even by advertise ments, turn out well. This requires national attention, though no relation is established with water power trusts or other topics of the day. , Now begins the season of good roads conventions, national and state. The cause remains in its usual health and takes on an accession of strength when a railroad offers to carry free the material for good roads. That's the goods. Not why, but how? Is the present question in the highway prob lem. Director John Barrett Is making that same informational address about Latin-American richness in raw ma terial and desire for capital. When we wish to trade capital for raw ma terial we need not learn Spanish and travel to the Guitar rmnttj. The United Stales is In that business Itself. From the Prison association's com mittee on paroleg th reader learns that a life convict Is better out than in. The common citizen will reply that the old thought of deterring men from crime ha a little something in It. Anyhow, It will do for small boys until we find a surer restraint. There Is everything but similitude In the ingenious democratic fling that the insurgents make the republican party look like the democrats of 1835. The republicans might learn to look like a rough house, but they never could consent to go crazy. Those New York legislative com missioners who are touring the west for a personal Investigation into the operation of direct primary laws made a grievous mistake in not giving Ne braska one day of their time. It is suspected that the dispatch of a fleet of warships to Crete means a carefully designed scheme of Cretan business men to work up a scare. Cre tans have long; had a reputation for readiness of resource. And now the wisehelmers tell us that the flowing perspiration of last week was good for the blood. He gardless of that advice, the laundries and soda fountains think well of the recent weather. Better Stretch It. New York Herald. Treasury department suggests that our paper money should be made a little shorter. It doesn't reach half far enough now. Room for n t 'omc-Down. Denver Republican. The National Irrigation congress might be willing to shade a little Its call on con gress for a 13.000.000.000 bond Issue to be expended on Irrigation and kndred pro jects, but It no doubt has learned that It Is a good rule to ask all you can when you are asking. Suppose. We Hatted In. Boston Herald. Alfred Moaety. the distinguished English educator, wants President Taft to appeal to Germany to stop the present competi tion in European armament. He says Eng land Is willing to slop If Germany only will. By successful Interposition Mr. Tafi "would build himself an everlasting monu ment." It is a delicate business, but Mr Taft has come throtigh the tariff fight tin scathed, and may be on the lookout for new honors. But suppose William should say: "Why don't you restrict your own navy?" Wouldn't that be awkward? Ml CH ADO ABOUT LITTLE. Mlaplaelnsr of Decimal Mark Pro vokes Moch Sound. New York Evening Post. The statement given out in Secretary Bal llnger's behalf by the general land office, would seem to leave but little of the con tention that he has been giving away water powers to any one who knocked at his door. It la positively stated that "at no time since the administration of Secretary Bal llnger have any jner sites been filed upon In Montana." A. little fiction that the Riv erside Land and Live Stock company had been allowed to take 1S.S68 acres w 1th valuable water rights, proves on examina tion to be due to the error of a corres pondent who by omlting a decimal mark converted 168. 68 acres Into the larger amount. The only water on this arid atretch Is two small springs, and the company that obtained it Is not In the power business. Finally the land office makes this positive statement : "The only water power e1te on the water sheds of the Missouri river not now under the control of the government under Sec retary Ballinger's orders of suspension ate sites which have been in private ownership for several years, and two additional sites which are improved and developed to run the street cars and lighting plants of Hel ena and Butte and the mines In Hutte." The latter sites are, moreover, held un der revocable permits approved before Mr, Ballinger took office. If these were the only Indictments Mr. Pinchot had agalnat Mr. Ballinger, this reply leavea him In an exceedingly silly and uncomfortable posi tion; in fairness to him, his counter-blast must be awaited prior to any final Judg ment. But the merry war now being waged cannot appeal to Mr. Taft as particularly dignified or conducive to good administra tion. PRISOIV POPll.ATIO.. Record of Convicts In State Institu tion and I'ommltmeata in IU04. Hampton's Magasine. Total Commit In Slate m'ts all Instl InBtltut'ns. tutlons.l'tM. Maine 4 New Hampshire 418 Vermont 274 Massachusetts 5 M 1 m 1.021 2S7 14.C4) i or .1li CCA 14.-N 1it :?04 ?.( I.; 1.7S0 sso 1.8 703 7.V 3.105 4 J08 ti ."OS I.S15 'it 4 Rhode Island Connecticut New York New Jersey Pennsylvania Delaware Maryland District of Columbia Virginia West Virginia North Carolina 04 1.7?'. 9M? t.TM .;"0 Ittl l.S7 4 l.S!f. 1.139 1.1V. South Carolina 1.04S Georgia 2.57S Florida 1.2.31 Ohio 3.3-..1 Indiana 2 i:i Illinois 3.180 Michigan 1.9'f Wisconsin Lit Minnesota 1.0H7 Iowa 1.2v, Missouri 2.7:ct North Dakota 203 South Dakota 2tf Nebraska 51?' Kansas 2 87K Kentucky 2.221 Tennessee 17 Alabama 2.oiW Mississippi 1238 Louisiana 1' Texas 4.504 Oklahoma 22 Arkansas 884 Montana ",71 Wyoming 23n Colorado 1.0J2 New Mexico 2i" Arizona 31 $ t'tah "- Nevada 1-"' Idaho m Washington 'l Oregon California S.3M Totals 82.342 748 V,6 2 331 1.28i 1.01 1 002 1.M3 2 VJ 176 7Vi 018 10 143 IV. 4W n 228 2S 1 243 S-.4 .J Percentage of distribution: WHITE. Foreign Nativity Sex. Native. Born. I'nknewn. Total Mala 1 5 98 2 S3 7 Female 4 1 IS It I COLORED. Mon- Negre. Indian, gollan Mile I'l M.7 lu t r 'male 6.4 ! .i Aggregate; Male, rt.5, female, 6 NEBRASKA POLITICAL COMMENT Rentrlce Knpiens: In a nint nf non partisan fecMne the Fremolt Herald Indi cates that it may favor seme of the repub lican candidate? for supreme Judges aftet they have been Ttoitilnatrd. We wait with interest the nnnie of thnse It will uppoit Aurora Republican: The selection of Havnard as chairman of llie republican state ceneral committee was a happy stroke In the mteiest of part succe.s. He has experience anil will direct a practical and earn -st campaign for a re publican victory, and that means good government. Grand Island Independent: It l merely suggested to Maor I'ahlmsn that, here after, he make his Indictments more Specific and certain. While democrats generally might have a clep.r conception nf the charge, there might he others who have only a vague conception of what a four flusher is. Scott's Bluff Republican: The selection of Will Hayward as chairman of the re publican state committee Insures an ag gressive campaign. Mr. Hayward Is a progressive republican and has effected certain much needed reforms and he Is not the kind that does all In their power to keep the state in the hands of the demo crats. Central City Republican: The willing ness shown by republicans to rest on their laurels last fall and not to follow up the aggressive campaign of the legislature of two years before had more than anything else to do with their defeat at the polls. The platform adopted by the state conven tion was not agsresslye enough to satisfy a commonwealth whnte appetite had been whetted by the accomplishments of the great reform wave, and who were not yet satisfied. This year there were fw Issues which the election this fall could affect one way or the other, and the platform adopted was strong In Its expressions upon political Issues, but If the party expects to win a substantial victory next year it must convince the ptople that it Is still lined up strongly for reform measures and that II Is not teady to return to the cor poration rule which characterized Ne braska politics for so many years, and was responsible for the deplorable mis management and corruption in public, affairs. Aurora Republican: The republican party of Nebraska has cause to congratulate Itstif upon being the first to endorse President Taft for the presidency as well as the first to endorse him for his firm stand for downward revision of the tariff. Tn tariff bill while not embodying everything demanded by the Nebraska delegation Is a real downward revision of the tariff. It will result in making cheaper many of the necessltiea of life while at the same time offering protection sufficient to assure the conllnued employment of American labor at the highest wages paid to workingmen anywhere in the world. President Taft could not have won this victory without the uid of the sucalled Insurgents. And among the Insurgents none proved greater ability and consistency of action than the Nebraska delegation. The result should Inspire an un precedented enthusiasm In Nebraska re publicanism. Those who straggled away from the fold last fall In order to reward the enemies of the policies of Taft and Roosevelt should right now clothe them selves in sack cloth and ashes and silently march back Into the fold. And they should propitiate the gods of the party of Lincoln and Grant by laying upon the altar this fall the biggest republican majority since the election of Roosevelt. Come now and get back into the band wagon. York Republican: The new chairman of the republican state central committee, Mr. Will Hayward, is alive, and that pleas ant fact is already evident in the air about, and tha emanations from the headquarters of the party, In Lincoln. We lose sight of a great many things in the flood of sense less criticism, malicious abuse, and office greedy glbberings that come from the op position, and are too frequently repeated by members of our own party. In a recent letter Mr. Hayward says: "Nebraska is a republican slate, always has been and al ways will be. We believe it is so, because the people are Intelligent, progressive, and able to grasp the fundamental differences between the party of ever-changing criti cism and hypocritical pretenses of non partisanship, and the party whose policies carried into successful operation have made the state and nation what they are." We know that in this last sentence Mr. Hay ward haa epitomized the entire situation. We know that under the policy of the re publican party the north has been de veloped in advance of any other nation. We know that the republican party de stroyed the system that made the south a free titide section, and that democratic senators and congressmen from the erst while free Hade south have been standing shoulder to shoulder with republicans in demanding for their own section a repetl' lion of the policy under which the north has prospered until some of us have lost our heads in the presence of It all and are trying to destroy the systems which madtf us great and wealthy. Kearney Flub- The Howells Journal, one of the leading democratic weeklies of the state, criticises the nonpartisan Judiciary plank in the democratic stale platform, which It says "reads well and argues well, but has no place In practical politics." The Journal believes In picking out "our best democratic attorneys" and electing thm to the supreme bench, and it touches a feeling that is deep down in the hearts of both democrats and republicans. The non partisan theory is quite right, pure as theory, Just a free trade is theoretically correct, but. us the Journal points out, It has no place In "practical politics" nor yet in practical government. If the mind of a Judge of the supreme court can be warped by anything affecting his political party. It will he affected Just as readily If he Is elected as a nonpartisan as It would If he were elected as a republican or a democrat. The fact is that so far as the iSFue has been raised in Nebraska 't Is purely a fake play of democrallc politicians with which the masses have no Interest The kind of nonpartisan that is re'iulr'?d on the bench la the Judge who will do bis sworn duty as such where political Inter ests are Involved, nnd we certalnlv no not want a radical Judiciary that will sustain evi 1 v eiuestionable or unconstitutional political statute enaeted fot political pur poses to gain a partisan advantage. So far as the Hub is concerned, ami In this respect it has numerous company. It does not care whether the Judge is a republican or democrat, so lor.g as he is a just and an impartial Judge. Heard that Hoar Before t Kanms Ci:y Times. Governor Haskell, who is under several Indictments charging in in with land frauds, accuses the gsand Jury of fraud. Similarly, a number of indicted persona In Fan Fran cisco charge that Mr. Heney, the special prosecutor. Is a grafter. Also, the uprclul Interests In Lenver allege that Judge. Ben Llndsey, who exposed them, Is dlshoneet. It Is a favorite and by no means original form of retaliation. Welcome to Aootber (jeeaa. Bt. Ixiuls Times The corn crop pessimista who had the whole yield burned alve last week now have another guess te make. Aa a general rule nature ts r ot unduly severe if one treats her kindly. A Strong is the best place for Savings. Von cannot 'more safely invest your savings than by taking out a 3 Certificate of Deposit in a bank which bus Cash and Reserve Funds. . . .$5,500,000.00 Total Assets of over $13,000,000.00 The latest published statement .shows that this bank has interest bearing certificates of $2,077,577.68 m PERSONAL NOTES. That attacking force should pause again to reflect that If It takes Huston it has to take Tom Lawson, too. The slickest Job pulled off by the tleorpla legislature In speclHl session was to hold up near-beer saloons for the amount of it" payroll. With a treasury otherwise cniplv. the pile was as sweet as money from home. William T. Johnson, long a resilient of Chicago, who had been treasurer of Cook county, member of the State Kail way commission and Indian commissioner un der 1'resident ' tiarfield, died recently at the age of 74. Cong" eshmun lleflin of Alabama, seems to be a warlike person, but nobody will cen sure him for his latest encounter. He un dertook to thrash the homicidal tendency out of a chauffeur, and, but for untoward interference, might have, rttcceeded. Chicago girls have been obliged to give up dancing In thiir bare feet in a Ureek drama which tin y will give In the open ail, because the mass tickles their leet. This eibstacle wiil bt lliot oughiy appre ciated when one thinks how much there is to tickle. The unseemly haste of greedy creditors threatens to spoil the well-laid plans of Prince Miguel of llraKHiiza for annexing a large bunch of American money with an American girl attachment. Creditor haven't seen the color of the prince's coin for years, and Imagined they could file a lien on the marrluge settlement before It was completed. As the game stands, both lose. The glti wins, If she is wise enotmh to fly for home. IXCREAStKO COST OF I.I1IM;. Koine Fnrla Rrarlnav on the Funda mental t'lMF, Washington Post. One or two facts In connection with the fundamental causes of the increased cost of living seem to have been established. Obviously, there are not enough people producing the fundamental necessities of life. People have been leaving the faims because the farms are not sufficiently at tractive to hold them. It Is entirely possible to make those farms attractive, and to do this should be the aim of a nation bi enough to see the need. The consolidated rural school which teaches farm children how to live well on the farms Is one lonely beacon light eif hope. The man who has lived In the city and moves to the farm, carrying the grade of living of the city to the country, is another. The movement to relieve the farmer ef the unjust tolls another. The most urgent need today Is an In eiuiry Into the fundamental causes of the soaring prices and a conceited effort to bring about conditions that will change that tendency. It is a governmental duty to investigate this vital problem, and the sooner It is undertaken the better for th.' country. Tne Great and Gram Majestic HiUiblt W ChwxasJhm Range With watar front if wanted far prMura or thr Boilers I ft CALLOW AH CO RCMRVOt Wat titvt sViruHi PERFECT BAKER FUEL SAVER There's Only One Best that's tha Great M make claims but here's the proof MaJeatta Ramses outlast thma nf nnv ru k.. s they're the onlv rununi nd Char co ml I Iron nnrl rust. Then, tha alr-tluht loin., your fuel bill In half and Blve. In the year. voir Jh"?. vi... - : - j j ' - 'piiuki in iuo oven aoor S?ka.i?J2?p!;,U '-ns." rlCld shell bearing ny welnht-oren Sin. ill i,l t.t?macali' fcoldln anything secure Uiat hap. The Gupflt - - uuu Mauestic wuifW Charcoal Iron Range '!.i!5" 0.1B '"J1 "h "an "'"ten uuaer the ash pan no muss or UCn excluilva M A 1FHTIT' 1... thl. p.naa mor '" Practical, mora eerviceable, mora durable th . - - ataau-a V Sl your money a ' - waiiKcg asics lflinl1t aKn -4 J It ' THE STORY OF Should MAJESTIC Dopb SI Su Be in Your Kitchen lorry states. f your dealer Richard L. Metcalfe's New Dook BISHOP SUNBEAMS A companion piece to "Of Such Is the Kingdom." Price $1.00. Bank m 111 I nl MIRTHFUL REMARKS. "Plea.se fomic nie. run ocr on " 1 did not mean ft "Oh. I don't mind forgiving von if 1 io going to croak, but If I'm a simple hospiiai cits.- you'll ei von s nil right when 1 . out. " Philadelphia I a -dei . "Why do you ,all that horse 'Si:iiine. Hoarder?' " 'Hecanse." answered Farmer Con:.- .. he don't do nothlu' hut cut an' k: -Washington Star. The Customer I can t see how vou i afford to Kive away a pair of robber o. shoes with every pair of shoes you sell. The I ifaler Then you rioni know linn quickly rubbers ruin shoes. Clevelan.i laader. 1 "Why don't you endow an Infants' hns i pltal?' . i am no longer In business." ! "What has thai to do with It?" "Vou doni expect tne to conlinue to : advertise after I have retired from btisl I ness, do you " Boston Herald. t pgardson (slopping) It's tin kv. ihe , cav. io pick up a pin If the point lies toward you." ' Aimn (after a short pausei- So 1 see. Ii ! might have been win se. old chap. Vou broke only one of your eve glasses. Chi cugo Tribune. Mrs. Hart My husband gol a letter lodav alng something dreadful would happen , If he didn't s. nd the w riter a sum of monev . Mrs. Smart My husband gets dunned for j Ills bills, tun. Boston Transcript. I "Which do you like de best." sail Meandering Mike, "de city or de country . ' I "Well." answered Clodding Pete, "iin j closeness together of de houses In tow n makes it convenient. Hut I likes de coun- ij.v necause nere c just annul walkiu enough to give you an appetite beiwccu handouts." Washington Star. THE FOSSIL HUNTER. Arthur Chapman in Oeinver Republican His name, or so he told ua, was Pen y II... I. His business was dlggin' fer ancient critters' bones; A milder mannered pilgrim n'er sidestepped every fuss. And nohooy suspected a hero blinked at us. I One day a cloudburst took out the dam nt Orn'ry Iraw : IV Harold had discovered a dlnosaurus Jaw, liul he null his work a-diggin' and he rode, like wind of wrath. To warn the ranchin' people who mighi he In the path. The flood came on, a-roarin", a mile or two behind; He could hear the big trees splinter and the giant boulders grind. Hut he beat the wall of water, and all soula was Raved at last; Jest sixty miles he raced, sir, with that demon comln fast. And incasurin' up the race-course he had run so true and straight, We found he' el made that sixty in ten minutes, forty-eight. t l.o There couldn't no hoss do It? well, one said it did; What did he ride? well, SH anger, he was the Fossil Kid. And lie rode that dinosaurus he had Juel dug up that day; The drink's on you? well rather; hey, cowboys, trot this was ! "The Range With a Reputation Bod made of Charcoal Iron, adding 300 to life of Range A.TKSTinii - . .... muriA TntnBivai m.iu.l,. timv l. in i nn,r..V..,T. . vA.T "J 1"- " moveable reser- cta as a shovel and A tmri Ssh enp danger of fire about a M AJKHTIO. V (LVaMIO. 1 IUI VS w .--w can buy rettmrdlamm of price HtJiti ill llt'lll 1 T rDi T '" . doesn't tarry MAJhrtflO S l..bli.h MAJESTIC GLORY ' Out MFG. CO. Louu, Mo. Lasts Three Ordinary Range r Ask your book dealer. v ft