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Remit bv draft, eipress or postal order, pavabl to The P.ee Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. STATEMENT OT CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, js , Oeorg II. Tischuck. treasurer of i ne B-e Publishing Company, being duly w"li says that the actual numner of full ana complete copies of The Pally. MornlH. Evening and Snndsy Bee printed during me .month of June. 1SW. was as follows: 1 41.370 17 41,380 18 41,050 8 41,880 18 41,880 . 41,850 SO 40,000 41,890 39,800 T 41,480 41,840 t 41,830 10 41,880 11 41,830 13 43,040 13 40,300 14 42.870 81 41,780 sa ' 41,570 23. 41,850 S4 41.730 05 44,840 g 41,830 B7 40.030 88 41,790 89 41,780 30 41,870 18 41,840 18 41,840 Total.. 1,347,300 Returned Copies 8,320 Net Total 1,330,080 tally Average 41,289 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me thla 1st day of July, 1909. (Seal) M. P. WALKER, Notary Publlo. Subscriber leaving b eltr tem porarily aboald bare The Be mailed to them. Address will be changed as oftea as reqaested. Nebraska republicans got their declaration on the tariff there first. Omaha must hold a good many eligibles for Carnegie hero medals. At any rate President Taft has demonstrated that he Is a bigger man than ex-Congressman Llttauer. It may not have been a steam roller, but It smoothed out the tariff wrinkles Just the same. Senator Bailey undoubtedly feels easier now that Mr. Bryan denies posi tively that he is going to move to Texas. It has been demonstrated that fleas cannot see, but. for all that they ap pear to have some infallible means of locating their victims. The figureheads are being removed from all the warships, but there Is every reason to believe some of fhera will be continued In congress. The Oldest Inhabitant could save his reputation if he would consult the weather bureau records before he per mits himself to be interviewed. Traffic on the Great Lakes shows an Increase of 33 per cent over last year, which would indicate that that section ia keeping up with the rest of the country. If Jeffries fails to make good with his talk of meeting Jack Johnson, per haps Senator Stone of Missouri might be induced to sustain the reputation of the white race. The Georgia legislature proposes to put a prohibitive tax on soda water. When they get through about the only thirst dispenser left in business will be the town pump. A Kentucky clergyman asserts that whisky Is the greatest mistake ever in flicted upon the human race. Still, a lot of men have been putting in their time rectifying the mistake. Mexico is the latest to Buffer from a serious earthquake. The comet, or whatever it is, that is causing these disturbances will be granted an indefi nite vacation on application. ( --- Those German universities are cer tainly slow. The University of Lelpstc Is getting ready to celebrate its five hundredth anniversary and never yet won a foot ball championship. Texas may console Itself that it is to have Mr. Bryan two or three months of the year, which is more than Ne braska has bad of him since the Chau tauqua booking agent put him on his list. . - If a Jack rabbit hunt has been ar ranged for President Taft's visit to Texas the committee in charge should remember that the president is enti tled to a handicap in chasing Jack rabbits. Tbe Colombian Chamber has voted to punish ex-President Reyes for jumping his Job without notice. The Chamber should recall Uncle Remus' recipe for cooking a rabbit, "da fust ting am to koch de rabbit." . Dr. Hyslop has announced he will cot remarry until the shade of bis de ceased wife picks out a second mats (or htm. The second sight professor might as well make up his mind right now to recant or remain single. Education and the Farm. A letter printed In the current num ber of the Outlook, over the name of a Nebraska contributor, raises anew some of the old questions relating to the effect of education on the boys and girls on the farm. The writer de clares: I can see no more reason why the country child should be tuught agriculture than why the city child should be taught how to run a bank or be prepared In the public school for any one of the professions. It is not Uie tun I iiens of the public school to prepare Its pupils for the farm any more than for any other work In Ufa. But, granting that It Is, why not prepare the city child as well aa the country child? There ks no more reason why a farmer's child should become a farmer or receive Instruction In farming than why a law yer's child should become a lawyer and receive Instruction In the law In tbe pub lic school. All of which has tho merit of frank ness and inspires Interest in the per sonality of the contributor, on which he himself throws this much light: I am a farmer and live In the country; I nave no children, but I very strongly object to forcing a boy or girl to farm, or live on a farm. If he or she objects to farm life. I believe that the farm Is able to take care of Itself. When farming becomes so pleasant and attractive and profitable that It , attracts, then people will begin to come from the city to the farm, Herbert Bpencer objected to the public school system altogether on the ground that It waa none of the busi ness of society to provide for the training and education of the Indi vidual, but the Spencerlan Idea never secured much following, and it la be lieved that oven Spencer himself held to it less tenaciously, if at all, in his later years. The Justification of the public schools is that through this agency so ciety protects itself against ignorance. In teaching the boy or girl to become a useful citizen, instruction which alms first at mental discipline may be made a valuable ground work for a future career. Theoretically, there is no more reason why a1 country child should be taught agriculture than why the city child should be taught agri culture, and yet the chances are, as experience proves, that a preponder ance of the country children will be come farmers, but not of the city chil dren. Reversing the proposition, there is no more reason why the public school should, by its teaching, take children from the farm who would naturally stay there than it should try to send city children to the farm who would otherwise not go there. The child should be helped along in the direction which promises most for its future usefulness. While many children would, in 1 all probability, make the same success or failure, no matter what bent it should follow, it is still the province of those in con trol of the child's education to de velop the faculties in the best man ner. Agriculture has unquestionably been retarded because the tendency of the public schools and of institutions of higher education has been to take the best talent away from tbe farm, and few will dissent from the declara tion that the farm should not con tinue to suffer this handicap. ) ... I ! U Great Britain and Gold Supply. Great Britain's strong financial po sition is made apparent by the state ment of the year's gold production. More than 60 per cent of all the gold produced In the world comes from British territory Africa, Australasia, Canada and India being the great sources. In fact, outside of the United States, no other nation except Great Britain ranks as a great gold pro ducer, though practically every nation adds some each year to tbe world's supply. Several policies of Great Brit ain never change, no matter what party is in power, -and among them la the persistent effort to secure posses sion of every discovered gold field. So long as gold is the basis of the world's money, and there is no present indication of a change, Great Britain's control of so large a percentage of the production is bound to keep It a com manding factor in the financial world. The gold poured into Spain by its American possessions was chiefly in strumental in making it the richest and one of the most powerful nations of the world. It is estimated that the entire gold production of the world for the 200 years following the discov ery of America was $964,000,000, of which a greater portion went to Spain, along with vast quantities of other valuables. Yet South Africa alone is sending to Great Britain yearly from $125,000,000 to $140,000,000 of gold, or more in a decade than the world produced in 200 years of Spain's ascendency. - Viewing- Reclamation Work. Members of the senate committee on public lands, accompanied by a number of other senators Interested in reclamation and conservation work, will make a tour of tbe west in Sep tember inspecting the work already done, in progress and projected im provements. If the eastern senators, who have heretofore had little faith, would accompany the party It would serve a still more useful purpose. It has been extremely difficult to con vince them the money expended on reclamation is a good investment, not only for the sections immediately con cerned, but for the nation at large. The benefits already derived are, how ever, so apparent that many doubting ones have been converted by tbe ob ject lesson. Irrigation is tbe one great national Improvement which asks nothing of the general government except to be given a start, the money all being ultimately returned to the treasury when the irrigated lands are sold and paid for. The tracts already opened have found ready, market and the set- tiers are doing so well financially that payment is reasonably certain. If all could see for themselves what has been accomplished and what remains to be done, there would be little or no diffi culty in securing appropriations up to the treasury limitations, for, aside from the fact that the improvements ultimately reimburse the government, the consumers of the east are directly interested in Increasing agricultural production. Several uncompleted irri gation projects are now halted for lack of money to continue the work, and others are dragging slowly, when they should be expedited. Personal inspec tion by the senators ought to bring the legislation needed to make the bene fits more quickly available. Tieing- Them Down. As some of the democratic senators and congressmen have questioned the binding force of platforms, every platform next year Bhould contain the following dec laration: "We believe platforms are binding, and we pledge our candidates to carry out this platform In letter and In spirit." Mr. Bryan's Commoner. This is a new way of making plat forms binding. The democratic sena tors and congressmen who repudiate their party's platform pledges Justify their course by asserting that these pledges are not binding upon them. Mr. Bryan would have each platform recite that it is binding, but how a platform with this recital would "have any more binding force than a plat form without it will not be visible without a diagram. This suggestion of Air. Bryan's, through the Commoner, is calculated to arouse suspicion that he is trying to open a door of retreat through which he may find a way to support for re-election the very senators and representatives whom he has accused of repudiating solemn and binding platform pledges. If these democratic turn-coats will next time stand on a platform reciting among its declara tions that it is binding, then they may look to Mr. Bryan to get in line and vouch for them with appeals to the public to reinstate them in confidence. Incldently, w may here have an explanation of an Incident in Mr. Bry an's own career that has never been satisfactorily cleared up. It is well known that Mr. Bryan was elected to congress In 1892 on the same platform on which Grover Cleveland was elected to the presidency, which platform promised to repeal the Sherman silver purchase law, and also the 10 per cent tax on state bank issues, and that, in spite of these platform pledges, Mr. Bryan recorded his vote the other way. The reason the democratic platform of 1892 was unable to hold Mr. Bryan to its redemption must have been its inexcusable failure to declare that "platforms are binding," and to pledge all the candidates running upon it to carry it out "in letter and in spirit." Nation Turns to Sports. No people In the world pay more at tention to sports than those of the United States and not even in Eng land, long noted as a nation of sports men, Is the Indulgence so universal or does it embrace such a variety of di versions. While base ball is justly called our national game and draws its thousands every day, it Is far from standing alone in lla class. The sport ing pages of the newspapers are the best evidence of the Intense and prac tically universal interest taken In sporting events. Newspapers do not publish such quantities of matter on sports or any other topic except in response to popular demand. Like the department store, the newspapers aim to offer the sort of news that the pub lic wants to buy. The increasing interest in sports in this country is a natural reflection of the life of the people. There must be some foil for tbe Intensity of our busi ness life, and everyday habit cannot find It in listless idling, but rather in changing temporarily the direction of our activities. Agents of Universal Peace. Eleven years ago the people of the United States found themselves con fronted with a strange and novel prob lem. A "colonial" policy had sud denly been thrust upon them, and, whether they liked it or not, they were required to take up the burden of carrying western civilization into the obscurest of eastern lives. The undertaking was pursued with a stead fast purpose, experimentally, perhaps, but with a prudence that has proven little short of inspiration in its gen eral effect. Today the work then be gun is bearing fruit that means more for universal peace than many confer ences of the powers at The Hague. .A concrete Illustration of the new Idea is found in tho presence of Amer lean agricultural experts in Manchuria, at the invitation of the Chinese gov ernment, giving Instruction to Tartar youths in the most approved methods of advanced agriculture. Tbe means that have served to put America in the front rank of the world's phalanx of producers are being provided there, so that the barbarians who cringed be fore the Russian aggressors but a few months ago will become in time, and the Indications suggest a very short time, masters of civilized ways of pro duction at least. The Importance of this is beyond immediate computation, but Its bearing on the general trend of world events Is direct and certain Advance In agricultural methods is sure to be followed by an advance in other ways. It is not impossible, but very probable, that the tale of Japan's experience in industrial and commer cial development will be repeated among the Mancbua, and the effect on China is hard to foresee, but is sure to be for good. Along with these teachers of agri culture are other teachers, equally busy in Imparting to the eastern mind the essence at least of western Ideas and western manners, and the exist ence of schools and colleges, hospitals and similar institutions afford ample proof that the Instruction is being as similated. Ethnological differences will not be obliterated by these ef forts, but a better understanding be tween the different divisions of the great human family must follow the spread of enlightenment, and with this newer realization of the relations be tween men will come relief from the ordinary causes of racial friction that tend toward war. It Is too much to hope that the efforts of American scholars and instructors in the east will do away with war altogether, but the lessons of the schoolmaster are far more potent and lasting than those of the drlllmaster. In teaching the young Tartars how to farm Americans are doing much to push the likelihood of war further back into the remote realm of the Improbable. Stopping- Fraudulent Exploitation. Congressman Parsons of New York has introduced a bill punishing by fine and imprisonment the circulation through the mails of untrue advertise ments of bonds, stocks or other se curities. The proposed law is de signed to check or eradicate a recog nized evil,' whereby getrrlch-quick schemers annually reap a rich harvest from the gullible. Under existing law the postal authorities have authority to hold up the mail of swindlers, even though they have not circulated their advertisements through the malls, and the criminal code renders the operators liable under the general provisions against frauds. So far as can be seen, failure to stop the practice Is not due to any weakness In existing law, ,but because some men will always take a chance to make "easy money," and only in rare instance is the fraud dis covered soon enough to save the vic tims. If the penalties for fraud are insufficient they could easily be made greater without changing the scope of existing laws. Tho proposed bill is so sweeping in its provisions that newspaper and mag azine publishers would be held re sponsible criminally for the good faith of advertisers of whose personal re sponsibility or of whose hidden schemes tbey could know little or noth ing. Reputable newspapers do not knowingly publish advertisements of swindling schemes and they do not even draw the line, as does the Parsons bill, in favor of fake stocks and bonds. Many swindles bear on their face the marks of fraud, but more often noth ing but a thorough examination by experts would disclose their fraudu lent nature. Any effort to hold parties responsible who are not knowing par ticipants in the fraud would be wrong in principle and harmful in practice. The effective way to stop such swindles would be by the states tak ing them at the source. Severe re strictions upon stock and bond issues would prevent the floating of securi ties on a hot-air basis, but unfortu nately state regulation of corporations, as a rule, means only the imposition of fees or licenses proportioned to the capitalization, with no protection to the public who may be Invited to buy the securities. State or Federal Conservation. The controversy between Congress man Tawney and President Van Hise of Wisconsin university over the con servation policy brings out strongly the question of state or federal control bf the work. Where the work is to be done on the public domain or for the improvement of public lands there can be no controversy over the policy of federal control. Some of the great est conservation works, however, ben efit solely lands and sections where the general government has no direct interest Yet the benefits are, with few exceptions, interstate and in many Instances the work to be done Ilea wholly within one state while the ben efits accrue almost entirely in another, Manifestly, in cases of this kind the work must be done by the federal government. If done at all. The state Interested has no authority to go be yond its borders and the other is not likely to spend money to benefit resi dents of another state. Protection of watersheds of rivers in almost every Instance embraces interstate advan tages. State co-operatlon in such work is possible, but experience has shown it to be difficult and generally impracticable. With few exceptions the problems Involved In the conservation of natural resources are large and the larger or federal power can deal most effectively with them. There is much which the state can and should do to supplement the federal plans, but the really great problems are national and not state, and some of them are international. Regulation of the cutting of timber and replacing of trees cut down could be largely dealt with by the states, but If reforestation of the denuded Appalachian mountains, for example, which run through several states and embrace many -watersheds, is ever to be accomplished it would be Idle to wait for action either by the individual states or through agreement of the in terested states. National conservation plans are as clearly within the scope of federal control as other national subjects. The city council la at last giving se rious consideration to an ordinance re stricting the use of the streets and side walk space by building contractors along lines several times urged by The Bee. No one in Omaha wants to 1 to ltd ins In i, but, terpose unnecessary obstructions th way of building operations on the contrary, every one interested Jin the growth of the city la ready, to undergo temporary Inconvenience to help along building projects. And yet there are limitations against street encroachments which should be main tained. By the proposed ordinance Omaha will follow in the footsteps of other largo cities which require con tractors to keep thoroughfares open and safeguard pedestrians by the erec tion of temporary sidewalks, with cover protection and enclosed with fences. The ordinance as drawn Is defective, however, In falling to pro vide against the billboard nuisance. Whether or not billboard signs are tol erated on private property, they should not be permitted on fences erected in the streets just because the contractor may recoup on space rental. The city council should not give the billboard nuisance any more leeway. A South Dakota man, whose cu pidity got the better of his common sense, has bad his money saved for him by a Spanish official who headed off the remittance sent to the swin dlers. If every newspaper in the country should keep standing a list of the moss-covered swindles there would still be suckers who would bite. When airships become common will the rule of jurisdiction three miles from shore which prevails on the sea obtain in aerial navigation T There may bo no hurry about settling this thing, but it is always well to be pre pared for emergencies. Those who were inclined to criticise the Wright brothers for biding their time to make the final test of their aeroplane will now please take off their hats to the men whose pluck and skill have set a new record for avia tion. It is proposed to use the power of the water rushing through the famous Hell Gate to generate electricity. The power is there all right, as has often been demonstrated, but controlling it has been a difficult thing In the past. No Dodging; Life's Lemoi, Baltimore American. Fruit, It Is said, retards the hardening of the tissues and thus conduces to the preservation of youthfulness. Yet age Is Itself a lemon banded out by life to youth and beauty. Privilege of Judges. Kansas City Btar. Justice Gaynor of New York said In a public address the other day that "the law's delays are scandalous." A Judge can criticise the courts with entire safety, but It Is somewhat risky for outsiders. Is It Worth Whllef Philadelphia Press. The United States had practically Bo trade ten years ago with the Philippines, Porto Rloo, Ouam and the rest of our insular brio-a-brac. Last flsoal year, end ing In June, thla country shipped to them $36,000,000 of merchandise and received $34, 000,000. Let the Head Heat. New York Times. Let us encourage the aviators all we can. Let us glorify their triumphs as nav igators of the air. They are the forerun ners of a new era of great human achieve ment. But, O brothers of newspaperdom, let us stop likening them to Darius Oreen and Icarus! "Grraalna; the Kat Sow." Bt. Louis Globe-Democrat. Some land along the Jersey coast, for which Mr. Harrlman has been contesting for a number of years, has Just been ad Judged to him after winds and waves have added immensely to Its slie and value. Greasing the fat sow Is as natural now asi in Biblical times, although Mr. Harrl man Is not of that gender. Never mind the species. Will Colorado Stand for Itf Bt. Louis Republic. "Only the dregs of womankind vote In Colorado," declared the Rev. Chancellor Ex-Governor Buchtel In New York the other day. And he Is going back to Colorado to live, too! If the Denver suf ragettes have half the vim and vinegar of their London sisters, he should receive a Carnegie hero medal, made, like Mac Gregor's famous cloak, six Inches larger than the largest slse. Slab for the Mia- Stick. Chicago Record-Herald. We have heard of ethical codes, good resolutions, solemn legal dissertations in favor of dignity and high seriousness In the courts. We have failed to observe any tendency toward actual Improvement of the moraia and manners of the offending attorneys. The use of the big stick In a few flagrant cases could do more to change the atmosphere of the courts than a thousand codes and appeals to the "Ideals of the profession." PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE. Observe how carefully Ratsull ducks the mixup at Melllla. July has Its faults. What month hasn't? But it stuck to Its task of boosting the crop and multiplying vacationists. Embattled farmers of Missouri vetoed a rural hike of twenty miles by state troops and the gallant soldiers retreated to their tents in good order, James Creelman sends word from Asia Minor that the Turks have reformed. They have to take a day off occasionally to whet their sclmetars and permit burial of the dead. The Russian turban a foot and a half high Is to succeed the peach basket hat a yard wide. These turbans will be "aw fully sweet" waste baskets for orna mental libraries. Railroad baggagem&sters have formed an organization for mutual protection and benefit. It is understood that if trouble develops they will take It out of their trunk lines as heretofore. According to an upward revision of the custom house rules, rich globe trotters entering the port of New York must pay the full duty on the goods they carry. Your uncle needs the money. It can be gathered from the various ac counts of the Incident that Senator Stone slammed the waiter because the "chaser" was shy a few fingers. I'erhaps the Mis souri marines will swallow that. Out of 400 cluster of San Francisco searched by the lawyers In the case, not one had sufficient mental density to fol low the sinuosities of graft charged In the Calhoun case and sit In the jury box. The attempt to tie a can on Alfonso and chase bun from tbe major to the minor leagues seems to be a ftszle. In such cases a king has a distinct advan tage in having a host of assistant knock ers In the grandstand, f SERMONS BOILED DOWN. Where a man's life does not preach his preaching cannot live. The man who buries his talent usually gets busy sowing Ma vices. A small life often takes all Its time wait ing for a chance at a big Job. It Is better to be regarded as a prude than to rot as a mental garbage can. He who misses the spirit of the law always makes most of the letter. Half of the business of lifting people up Is a matter of cheering them up. The empty head Is easily wrinkled Into furrows that look like deep thought. A man never has much Interest In tho church until he has some principal there. Cynicism Is a pain duo to attempting to eat all life's fruit too early In the season. The prayer that rises in the henrt always works a way out to the feet and the ftneters. People who think they were born to regu late the world are always afraid they will die from being overrighteous. Some of the folks who have done most of tho fanning will be surprised to find life tested by the hits they have made. SECULAR SHOTS AT THE PULPIT Washington Herald: Rev. Len O. Itrough ton of Atlanta. In the course of ,..nt sermon, advised the Georgia legislature to a law retiring women to know how to cook." It probablv wmiM live as a statute requiring' Kev. Len G. "'"""on W know how to preach. New York Post: That rr trit.w. .iit., of Joy springs not merely from the reason ..., seen oy noticing what happens in any gathering of sDont.mm,i ..ki.. people. All is joy and gayety and dancing ana music. w hen you get salvation," said the Rer. Kent White, preacher in the Pen tecostal Union, "you feel so happv and Il luminated that you can turn handsprlnso all the way down the Milky Way." San Francisco Chronicle: In th Uvin. of the corner-stone in Washington of a cnurch which has for a part of Its eouln- mcnt a gymnasium, a swimming pool, bowl ing alleys and clubrooms, a step In the right direction has been taken toward bringing tho churches and the people doner together. There Is a well-reasoned purpose in this Washington innovation which la lackln In some other methods adopted for popalar- tzing tne churches, such as tho courting room which a Chicago clergyman fitted up some time ago. Boston Herald: The death'of the Rev. Dr. William R. Huntington, rector of n church, New York City, for over a quarter oi a century, takes from the ranks of American Protestantism a leader In '.he cause of church unity whose fame will bulk largo when that Ideal Is accomplished and the htstoryof the movement comes to be written." Dr. Huntington was an admitted leader In shaping both the doctrinal devel opment and Industrial adjustments of the Protestant Episcopal church. He had few peers and no superiors In the lower house of the general convention. But his Influ ence, both in the metropolis and In the country at large, was wider and deeper than that of a mere adherent and cham pion of one division of the church. LEAKING nACKWARDS. Attitude of Interstate Commerce Commission on Children's nates. BoBton Herald. The Interstate Commerce commission is standing so straight In the matter of equality in railroad fares that It Is leaning backwards and Is Inviting a fall. The com mission has Just decided that the estab lished custom of reduced fares for school children is a discrimination prohibited by the law. If an age limit is established and all children under such an age are given reduced rates, the law will approve, but a child going to work Is entitled to the same fare privilege given a child going to school. A child going to play has similar rights, we suppose. Fortunately the authority of the Interstate Commerce commission over school children's fares is very limited, and most state commissions have adopted the common-sense ruling that the school fare Is a Just discrimination and a public bene faction on the part of the railroads. Wit This beautiful Piano for $125. Full sized upright piano to you on your choice of five mosit LIBERAL OFFERS Buy It your own way is the slogan for piano seekers at tha warerooms of Omaha's Popular Piano house. A modern up right, and beautiful to the eye, the equal of any piano offered at double this price you can buy on tbe fJOTHmG-DGWN PLAN Free stool, Free scarf, Free delivering, Free trial. 1.00 per week five different prices take your choice the length of time we wait for our pay on this piano is what fixes the prlce a simple calculation. Spot rash ....$125 $25 down, $10 monthly, 12 months time $1)0 $15 down, $7 monthly, 20 mouths time $150 $10 down, $5 monthly, Hi) months time. ..... $166 Nothing down, $1 per week, 4 year's time $176 Over 35,000 pople have bought pianos and organs of A. Hospe Company, the oldest personally conducted piano house in the west, and this means that the best values and lowest prices and easiest terms are always offered on such celebrated Pianos as the Mason & Hamlin, Krankh & Buch, Krakauer, Kimball, Bush & Ine, Hallet & Davis, Cable-Nelson, Hospe, Burton, Cramer and others. Tbii tj-five ears of square dealing. A. HOSPE COMPANY 1513 Douglas Street - DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. He I'erhaps you noticed that Kate Gan nett Wells has advised girls to marry an ordinal v young man. She Krar me, this is so sudden l-Cleve-land Plain l'ealer. The man ennaned In warring upon the, "peek-a-boo" Mt was observed taking si.apshms of offending women. "In this manner." he explained. I am able to get horrible details that escape the naked eye." , Then thev broke the camera over his head. Philadelphia Ledger. "8nv. Hobhv." whispered Frits, "was your sister flensed to learn that I hod called upon her?" . "Vi'S, Indeed." replied Hobby. "When mother told her that Mr. Frits had called while she was out, she said, 'Thank heaven:' "Kansas City Journal. "I told my husband all the mean things Mary told me about her husband." "Wasn't he tUkled?" "I should say not. He's mad because I won't tell him the mean things I said to Mary about him." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Mrs. Crawford -You must love your hus band very dearly If you save all the letters he sends you while you're In the country. Mrs. Crabshaw I'm keeping them for comparison, my desr. I ra sure to catch him In a lie. Judge. He There is everything In the power of suggestion. She lo you think so? Oh, to change th subject, have you noticed how many Ice cream saloons there seem to be In this neighborhood? Baltimore American. "Ma, what are the folks In our church! getttn' up a subscription for?" "To send our minister on a vacation to Europe this summer." "yon't there be no church sorvloes whils he's gone?" "No, dear." "Ma, I got 113 in my bank can X glrs) that r' Cleveland Loader. Doctor Did you give your husband the) powder I left, Mrs. Mulligan? Mrs. Mulligan Indade Ol did eor. Alf he's been blow In' me up Ivtr since. Judge. TRAGEDY OP THE FLAMES. Henry James. Grim city walls that towered cheer and high. A dusty stretch of pavement hot between, And In a window, set to please the eye, A vlsta rich with blooms and dewy green. The weary soul that saw the crystal glass Would pause to vl8y the beauties it re vealed. Then on the street, with smile and gladness pass. As though some Inward bruise were newly healed. A butterfly came radiant on Its way Rare messenger of country's vernal mead M'ith liidesoent wing that fluttered gay, Until it seemed a flower given speed. It paused before the feast of beauty spread. And poised with pretty tremor, as It thought A maglo wand some airy sprite had sped. That for its Joy this fairy garden wrought. Then darted blithely at the shining plate, To be among the flowers ranged behind. It struck the unseen glass, and that was fate; For love had been the guide, and love Is blind. i No other flight that butterfly may know,' A stricken beauty,' lifeless on the pare; Because It loved the green and Towers so, It had a life to give, and this it gave. 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