iITIE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, JULY 20, 1009. "T.ie Omaha Daily Re FOUNDED. ET EDWAJtO ROJKWATKR. VICTOR ROBKWATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omaha postofflee at senoivd elae matter. terms1 or subscription. Dally lira (without tnnii ur um Dally Bee and Sunday, one year 6.W OEUVERID BT CARRIER.' Pally Bra (including fltinrtev), par wek..ise Dally bee (wtthout Sunday). pr week.. Ilk """"'ii iwimout nunuarj, par wees ic Evening 11m (with fiundav. oar wk Ittr Bundav Re, ona year 8150 Daiuraay mm, ona year ISO Aaoresa all complaints of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFF1CK8. Omaha The Pre Building. Bouth Omaha-Twenty-fourtb and N. Council Bluffs 16 Soott Ptreet. Llnroln-U Little Building. ehlcgo-lMI Marquette Hulldlng. New York Rooma 1101-1103 No. U Waat Thirty-third Slmt. , Washington 725 Fourteenth Rtreet. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating o new and eM tnrlal matter should be addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. 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WALKER, Notary Public. Subscribers leaving tne elty tem porarily abenld hart The Be mailed to tneaa. Address will be chanced m afte as reqoeetee. Up-to-dato wheat holds tho season's high jump record. You may not feel comfortable, but the corn 1b coming along all right. President Taft la an odds on favorite in the tariff handicap and no takers. Those Pueblo players should not be so rude the next time they come to the local lot. The mayor and council should take a few top stories off that sky-scraper city tax rate. Omaha's auto scorchers are again speeding up regardless of possible con sequences. 81ow down. Chinese law prescribes strangulation for opium smokers, and If consistently pursued it should be a sure euro. The thermometer Is 100 In the shade down in Texas and Senator Dailey htiB not yet returned home. It may bo worth while to recall that It will bo another year yet before Ne braska elects either a governor or a senator. In spite of the announcement that an heir has been born to Prince do Sagan, we haven't seen anything of the cigars. The democrats of Duluth have en dorsed Governor Johnson's veto of the tonnage tax. Mr. Bryan will please take notice. . It requires $5 a day to keep the sen ators in lemonade these summer days, and even at that much of the debate has been dry. Tin? Frenchman who proposed to fly across the English channel has given it up as too hard a Job. J. Bull may now take a full breath. Among its other advantages, the new petroleum butter Is safer to use for lighting the kitchen fire than the original raw material. Castro says bis only desire is to be buried in his native land, and if re ports are correct he will be gladly ac commolateil If he will only return. The new shah of Ferula Is a youth who may possibly enjoy the thought that he Is ruling the country, but so far as real authority goes oh pshaw. Now that Louisville, Ky., has at last a supply of pure water, the people there are prepared for the worst If the prohibition wave should sweep that high. It is understood that Mr. Bryan does not charge the regular Chautauqua price for lecturing President Taft. Probably just acting as his own press agent. ' It seems that Edgar Howard wanted some old-time fire on the editorial page of The Bee, but when he got it concluded It was not Just the kind he wanted. I . The Department of Commerce re ports coal enough In the United States to last 7,310 years. But the house holder will still have to settle with the coal man. The accident near New York demon strates thoroughly' that while aerial flight may be safe for some, it requires a man of nerve and quick wit. It ia plainly evident that it U bo game for the novice. Poital Money Order Buiineii. The record of tba fiscal year Just closed demonstrates the growing popu larity of the money order service of the Postal department, 'particularly for transmitting small sums. In spite of the active competition of express companies and banks over 3,000,000 more orders were Issued than In the preceding year, though the total tn money was less, which would indicate the express companies and banks were cutting In on the larger business. What is even more significant than the amount of business transacted is the record of the international money order system which sent $($,000,000 more abroad than was received from foreign lands. This vast sum repre sents almost exclusively money saved by foreign born citizens sent to the old country for various purposes, not the least of which was to bring rela tives and friends to the United States. The people who left horn and cam to the United States did so to better their condition and sending back money is proof that they have accomplished their object as well as that they have been industrious and frugal. Every money order sent abroad Is an advertisement in the old country town where it is cashed of the land of opportunity beyond the sea which at tracts immigrants of the Industrious and frugal class. Slxty-slx millions Is a large sum to spend in a year for ad vertising, but it comes back to us In brawn and brain to help build up our country. The Millionaire'! Borden. In a recent interview, John Ar buckle, the millionaire coffee man, laments the sorrowful spectacle of the sons of rich Americans who travel over Europe and haunt home pleasure resorts making fools of themselves. Mr. Arbuckle is not the only Ameri can who is ashamed of these money- burners for every self-respecting Amer ican blushes at the recital of their inane doings. He is unable to com prehend how men whose energy and business acumen have accumulated vast fortunes can possibly be fathers of such worthless sons. Every rich young man who starts out to demonstrate his eligibility to the foolklller class finds plenty of help and so long as the money lasts It is a continuous performance on a twenty-four hour schedule. His as sistants will even show him how to Improve on his home training and by the time he reaches middle age he can qualify for stellar roles. The million aire's son may have no greater natural ability in this line than the poor man's boy, but he has superior opportunities for improvement and better press agents to spread his fame. Mr. Arbuckle Is unfair in blaming it all on the millionaire's son. The angel child who is too good to work must do something and he follows human nature by taking the path of least resistance, with the result that he often finds himself dumped in the human rubbish heap when he should be in the prime of bis usefulness. Passing of Spanish Pretender. Don Carlos, who has Just died in Italy and who as claimant to the throne, kept Spain In a turmoil for several years in the 70s, bad more recently lived quietly and kept up only a nominal claim as the rightful ruler of his country. His claim was based on the Salic law of succession which had its origin in the old days when monarchs were the actual leaders of a nation's army and women were barred by reason of unfitness for tho task. His pretensions found little encourage ment in these modern days of consti tutional government and the following which he gained waa due rather to the unrest and dissatisfaction prevail ing In his native country. Don Carlos' son and successor to the mythical throne is not likely to have any other function in Spain or else where than that of the numerous other royal exiles, furnishing marriage al liances for the children of royalty whom custom forbids to wed outside of royal blood. As political factors the French and Spanish bourbons have been a negligible quantity and all the drift of modern thought is away from the ideals which they represent, leav ing them merely to pose as fine ex amplars of fallen greatness around the various European courts. Witte Returning to Favor. The presence of Count Witte at a dinner given by the czar of Russia in dicates bis return to favor which he had forfeited by his uncompromis ing advocacy of a real constitution for Russia. As a constructive statesman Count Witte is head and shoulders above any other man In Russia, but his progres sive ideas incurred for him the enmity of the reactionaries and bis good Judg ment estranged the radicals. Ha. fore saw that the day of absolutism was passed and that substantial conces sions must be made to the demand for popular government, which earned him the undying hatred of the bureau cratic class. He also knew that the Russian masses were not fully fitted for the measure of selfgovernment en Joyed in this country or the other countries of Europe, but despite per sonal failure, his Ideas are prevailing and if the ciar is again Inclined to lis ten to the advice of his wisest coun cillor It will be well for him and Rus sia. Had the czar heeded Wltte'a advice the humiliating defeat by Japan would have been avoided, but the ruler chose to be guided by the fatuous courtiers and lost. Witte knew the unprepared- ness of the country owing to official corruption and incompetency In high places, but he was overruled. Neither the czar nor the Russian people can afford at this time to dispense with the services of a man of Count Wltte'a ability. Party Senrioa. So far aa known, Charles R. Crane bas not eontiibuted to campaign funds, nor even polled his precinct. Yet ha goes as minister to China Lincoln Journal. While we question the correctness of this statement, even were It trne, it would not be anything to a man's credit. Why should hot every man interested in good government, and believing that he will get better gov ernment from one political party than from another, contribute to the suc cess of that party in the most practi cable way? Everyone knows that bus iness prosperity has regularly accom panied republican ascendency in na tional affairs, and why should not the successful business man be glad to contribute to the legitimate expenses of a campaign which he Is sure will bring him more prosperity? What is true with reference to na tional politics Is true in only smaller degree with ' reference to state and local politics. The good citizen should align himself with tha political party whose policies most nearly coincide with his views, and should accord that party the support of his personal in fluence and financial assistance. There is altogether too great a dispo sition manifested by such newspapers as the Journal to praise abstention from party politics and to applaud pre tended nonpartlsanshlp, which Is noth ing but a shirking of the citizen's duty. If a man is recognized with po litical honors who "has not contributed to campaign funds nor even polled his precinct," It Is not because of this fact, but because this deficiency is offset by other qualifications or claims. Fashionable Women Smugglers. Another fashionable woman smug gler, this time a society leader of Bos ton, has come to grief through an ef fort to avoid paying duty on a valu able necklace. Not only has the finan cial penalty been exacted, but the cul prit must answer a criminal Indict ment. It bas been common knowledge for years that wealthy people who travel abroad have been guilty of smuggling on a large scale and par ticularly has this been true of women shielding themselves behind social pos ition and deference paid to their sex. When Collector Loeb at New York de termined to break up the practice, tha catch waa heavy with numerous heart burnings in the wake. Just why women of high social position. Whom fear If nothing else would deter from committing any other crime, so persistently violate the revenue laws is difficult to understand. Mr. Loeb is on the right tack, how ever, when he insists on one and the same law for the rich and powerful and for the poor and tha friendless. Though tbey may not look at it In that light, these fashionable smugglers are no different in law from the profes sional smuggler and In one aspect are worse there Is not the same in centive that moves tha professional, but rather the false notion of being above the law. The moral effect of the conviction of one rich and powerful smuggler is greater than that of a dozen nonde scripts and unknowns, for the one goes unnoticed while the other ia heralded all over the land. If It will ease the disturbed mind of our amiable democratic contemporary, Tba Bee ventures to extend the assur ance that Its editor Is not a candidate for any office, present or prospective. The Bee, and its editor, believe in the principles of the republican party and are interested In republican success whenever it Is represented by worthy and competent candidates. It has been tha habit of the democratic oppo sition to attempt to make people be lieve that the editor of The Bee is reg ularly running at each succeeding elec tion for every place on tho ticket, but this game of deception has been played so often that it has been worn thread bare and only the new crop of suckers are caught by it. Tha Chicago Tribune tries to make out an act of extreme discourtesy on tho part of Mr. Bryan In giving pub licity through tha press to bis recent letter to Mr. Taft without waiting for straining at a gnat. Everybody knows that Mr. Bryan wrote that letter, not to have it read in the White House, but to get front page space In all the newspapers of tha country without charge. ' It looks aa if wa were to have the same old bunco game of fusion lu Ne braska again this year, with demo crats masquerading as populists In or der to get votes by false pretenses. The high-mlndedness required for a nonpartisan democrat to sit on the su preme bench is sot expected to draw the line at stealing the populist party label. If tha enactment of tha law restor ing the elective precinct assessors is expected to give tha county assessor a better corps of assistants, disappoint ment is In store. Tha names of the candidates who want to be elected as sessors read very much tha same as those who rav heretofore been ap pointed assessors. Tha new pretender for tha throne of Spain will probably think ha must do something to show he is working at tha Job, but present conditions do not appear to be encouraging to him. I Our amiable democratic contem porary, the World-Herald, Is again working Itself Into a frensy of distress over the terrible factional differences which, in its imagination, are rending Nebraska republicans. If the repub licans will only let the World-Herald direct their politics for them demo cratic victory will be assured. A Reaeonahle View. Washington Poet. Ferhaps Bryant offer to assist Taft In obtaining a constitutional amendment pro viding for tbe .popular election of senators may bs viewed In the light of a Nebraskan bearing gifts. amaaraTllna; In Falae Bottoma. Brooklyn Eagle. It seems logical that tha millionaire's wife who had a trunk with a falae bottom should now be In a aanltarlum with wracked nerves. Possibly her nerves are not ths only thing she's wrecked. Land Problema Are Coming. St. Louis Republic. . Big as this country ia, the rush for ths homestead openings in Washington shows that ws have already reached ths point at which thsrs Isn't enough land for every body that wants It Our land problems are eomlng. Tha first of them Is to make two bushels grow where one grows now. Bnaeklna; Ont tbe Tohacce Trnat. Philadelphia Record. At last the government baa found a way of Inflicting a severs blow upon the to laceo trust: Ths War department has Issued an order that the commissary gen eral Is to enter Into no contract with the American Tobacco company or affiliated corporations, each of which was held by ths United States circuit court In New Tork last December to ba a combination In violation of ths anti-trust law. Tha soldiers will not smoke and chew tobacco manufactured by an unlawful combination. The Independent tobacco companies expect a large Increase In the amount of their business with the government. Splendors of Senatorial Baths. Philadelphia Record. Washington correspondents describe with rapturous admiration the new baths in ths senate office building, hat are now nearly ready for use. The building Itself has cost 84,000,000, and ths baths are said to exceed In luxury the famous baths of Hellogabatus. One correspondent dwells with unction upon the rooms of purest marble, the "glided steam pipes," the splendid tubs with handsomely carved bases and the great marble slabs wide enough to accommodate the ample form of Senator Heyburn of Idaho when submit ted to manipulation of a senatorial ser vitor. It may be admitted that soms of ths senators are much In need of physical as well as. moral purgation; but all this lux ury hardly comports with republican sim plicity. BRYAN'S LITTLE JOKE. Unseemly Frlvoltry from a Solemn Mentor. Chicago Tribune. Usually Mr. William J. Bryan la as solsmn as the day of Judgment. He feels so deeply the responsibility which rests en him as national monitor or censor that he will not stoop to Jesting and mirth. But for once he bas frivoled. He has done It tn his advice to President Taft to ask oongress to submit an amendment for ths direct election of senators along with ths Income tax one. Behind the grave appeal one can see the grin of the Joker. For Mr. Bryan knows that the senata would pay no more atten tion to a- request from the president to submit an amendment for the popular elec tion of Its members than Mr. Bryan would to a fervent appeal from demooratlo lead ers that he evwear eternal silence. If the president were not aware of the senatorial state of mind and were to send a message to congress on the subject Mr. Bryan would be much amused. Some may fancy that Mr. Bryan had no other object In his letter to the president than to keep himself before tho public. "Whoso bloweth not his own horn, by no man shall his own horn be blown," Is a great saying which Just now fits Mr. Bryan's case. But It Is unnecessary to assume that he Is playing politics or seek ing to show how strenuous a champion of ths popular election of senators he Is. His only object Is to have a little mild fun with President Taft Is possible. INDUSTRIAL GREED. On (ha Prime Factor In tbe Strike Near Plttabnr. St. Louis Itepubllo. The pressed steel freight oar carries 110 tons and Is higher in proportion to Its load than any car heretofore designed. It has a steel body, steel wheels and steel trucks. It Is part of the. material triumph of American civilisation. Thousands of ex cellent examples of It are turned out yearly from the great plant at MeKees Rocks, near Pittsburg. Much of the work la dona by foreigners from southern Europe. They know nothing of American Institutions; they speak little English; they are herded In shacks at which a well-cared-for horse would look askance; they work at work which requires ths mini mum of Intelligence. The brains of ths plant Is concentrated in a small force of highly trained technical men and over seers. The rest Is a matter only of passive obedience and brute strength. But the sys tem makes cheap steel. The wage question that precipitated the atiik IS tne least Important phase of this awful occurrence We may safely Ignore It for the consideration of graver things. The truth Is that we, as Americans, have largely Ignored the human side of Indus trial progress. W have gloated over the figures of steel production and have had our magailnes filled with Illustrations of Bessemer converters, continuous mills and open-hearth furnaces. One machine we have forgotten the man, ignorant and un skilled and Insignificant, who fills In cer tain gaps in ths cycle of automatio pro- oersee. And while we reveled In statistics and In engineering detail, there have been built up communities which are not Amer ican are not even otvlltsed in the heart of the manufacturing regions of the United States. Wages are, as we have said, the least part of It; for they are eo much better than the wages of Poland and Russia and Italy and Bervla that the Immigrants have kept coming. Ths grave things are the brutality, the lack of contact between the man be fore the furnace and the spirit and life of th nation whoss ward he Is. Now comes the explosion, but It Is not an accident. It has all been prepared. A few men did tha work actively. They brought theae men over, rented the ground on which their shacks are built, bargained with tha padronea, "organlsed"-'-theae were not the same ones tha foreigners, gavs them union cards, taught them their "rights." But no one employer, "organizer," steel buyer, ultimate consumer cared what happened Id smoky Pennsylvania so long as tha work waa dona, the union dues cams In regu larly and wages were maintained and stesl eould be made cheaply. The negleot of a man Is an awful thing. No matter how well paid by the employer apd "organised" by tha labor leader. If his manhood la nothing and he la permitted to live on a foreign substance In the social organism which Includes him, the machine will cease at some hour to act mechanic ally. Look at McKees Rocks and behold the result. Army Gossip Markers ef Interest Oa and Back ef the Firing XUae Qleaaea from the Army aa BJavy eglssr. The construction of the army redoubt at Fort Riley has begun under ths direction of Lieutenant R. P. Howell, corps of en glneers. Tbe proposed tests this year will take place In the late summer, probably tn September, and wilt embrace the mod em high-powered rifles and howttssrs. There will be used the 4.T rifles and six Inch howltiers. Some approximate notion of the advance represented by these guns is derived from ths statement that the 4T rifle, which more nearly corresponds to ths five-Inch rifle, carrying a forty-five pound shell, will carry a sixty-pound pro Jecttle loaded with what may be called a large charge of high explosive. The M rifle carries a thirty-pound shell, and while the 8.1 gun, Its nearest prototype, csrrles a twenty-pound shell. Ths six-lnrh howltser sends a shell weighing 120 pounds, the nearest caliber for comparison, the seven-Inch, only taking a 110 shell. These maneuvers will be for the trial of entirely new material. Including fuses as well as rifle material and construction. The construction of laundries st mllltsry posts was not undertaken during the last fiscal year, although money was available for such purpose. It was found- that the probable cost was about double what had been estimated and, instead" of costing $10,- 000 each, the cost wo'- be nearer 128,0 0. It was Intended to c struct laundries at Fort Bayard, at the 'recruiting depots at Columbus Barracks, Jefferson Barracks, snd at Fort Slocum, last year. If It could be done Inside the limit of $10,000 for each place. Bids were Invited and the lowest offer for the construction oS a laundry at Fort Bayard was $18,000, so the program of construction was dropped. However, this year, authority having been obtain! for construction at ths higher cost. It Is contemplated to erect laundries at Fort Caswell, Key West Barraoks, Fort Morgan and Fort WaKhlngton of the coast artillery posts and at Forts Des Moines, D. A. Rus sell. Sam Houston, George Wright and Yellowstone In the order of their needs. The military authorities at Fort Riley will be asked to give consideration to a new telescopic wagon of low body, such as is used In the German army and which promises to bo of some value In our mili tary establishment The wagon Is so con structed that It may be elongated wtth a corresponding Increase In the floor area and fitted with a canvas cover or roof. It Is used abroad as the living quarters and one wagon furnishes accommodations for twelve men. It Is not proposed to make that use of It in this country, where It Is considered more serviceable as a means of transporting subsistence supplies with the provision of converting the wagon, In Its extended form, Into a room or tent for kneading bread. This comes back, of course, to the problem of transportation and whether the advantages from such a convertible vehicle Justify an addition to the rolling stock of an army in the field. Another peculiar question has arisen as to whether or not a soldier, whose death was tha result of participation In a boxing contest, should be regarded aa havelng died in line of duty. It has been held that tne contest In which the soldier was engaged was one which is encouraged In the army, that It was properly organised, a medical officer was present, and also an officer of the soldier's company, and that tne best of feellpg prevailed between the men engaged In the battle, both before and af ter. The death of the aoldler was the re sult of an accident met with while he was engaged In an athletic contest encouraged by the officers of his regiment, under such circumstances his death Is held to have oocurred In the line of duty. The par ticular contest took place at the post gym nasium at Fort St. Michael, Alaska, last December. The contest was known as a "battle royal." Five enlisted men of the 22d Infantry were engaged In It. The one whose death resulted was at first knocked down and, although advised by the mana ger of the exhibition not to re-enter the ring, he did eo and waa shortly after knocked down a second time, striking on the back of his head and sustaining a fracture at the base of the skull, from which he died about two hours later. The oontest was held under tha auspices of the' army officers and the soldier's death waa a result of an unfortunate accident Although the army regulations restrict the operation of continuous warrants to eases of re-enlistment, the restriction is evidently based upon the fact that the only occasion upon which It could be ap- niiad would be that In which a post non commissioned staff offloer re-enlisted in the branch of the staff to which he be longed. The army regulations provide that tha warrant will remain In force so long aa the soldier Is continuously In service that Is, If he re-enlists the day following that of discharge. It Is held that this prin ciple Is very general and Is broad enough to cover cases in which a post nonoom- mlssloned staff officer Is appointed to an office of the same grade as that vacated tn another branch of the military service. Where a commissary sergeant In the sub sistence denartment Is appointed to the same office tn a school detachment, his warrant may Droperly be made continuous. It Is also held that If a noncommissioned officer Is appointed to one of the school detachments his status as a noncommis sioned officer of the line or staff would be determined by the noncommissioned offioe to which he Is appointed, i In the case of a sergeant of engineers who was appointed "aauadron sergeant major" of a school de tachment, which la a noncommissioned of fice of tho line, his appointment as a eoro mlaaarv sergeant will not be leopardlsett by his appointment as squadron sergeant major. KEEPING IN THE LIMELIGHT. Mr. Bryan aa an Opnortanlat In Put tlnar Ont Su?eatlona. New York Poet Mr. Bryan's appeal to the prealdent to give the people the chanc to vote upor conatitutlonal amendment for the direct election of United Statea senators is adroit, but not momentous. Mr. Bryan has learned the art of keeping In the public eye. When a noted opponent of Mr. Bry an's was put In pillory by a legislative resolution of rebuke he broke Its force by a dramatlo long-distance horseback ride. When Mr. Bryan sees some of his thunder bring appropriated he keeps under notice of the masses by suggesting publicly that more of his thunder be stolen. The truth la that statea that very strongly dealre the direct election of United Stares senators practically aeoure thla desideratum by re quiring pledgea of candldatea for the legis lature. The Issue of the direct election of senators Is not likely to be Injected Into ths present arena of national politics at any man's dictum. Powder Trnat'a Busy Time. Wall Street Journal. After reading tha happenlnga In Perele, Morocce, Peru, Argentina and Turkey, there Is little wonder that tha Powder Trust Is taking on a few more subaidlarlea. : 1 h.Wu Ihtj i M f w: TOE SUCCESS OF TfllS BANK is due to FIFTY-TWO YEARS of careful, con servative banking method together with court eous, liberal treatment of customers. May We Not Serve Yon. ,.i,Jt r a- r.vKl lis..-..-.. , PERSONAL NOTES. A woman out west has sued for a divorce because when she asked her husband why married men lived longer than single men, he replied: "They don't; they Juft seem to." Mr. N. H. Jackson, of Greenwich, Tex., who was It years old July 4, and is the mns; active merchant In the place, celebrated ths fifty-ninth anniversary of his wedding June 29, and has 87 grandchildren and 18 great-grandchildren. teora Japanese have been captured In thn act of seal poaching. While the people of the United States seem to have determined upon the extinction of the seal, they de sire no assistance. They attended to the buffalo without help. A rleh woman has been Indicted for smuggling In a necklace worth $23,000. Per haps she could afford the necklace at the price, but whm the cost of litigation and the amount of the fine are added, the bauble becomes a luxury even to the wealthy. Besides, one has to consider the humiliation of being caught A bit of that unconscious humor which Illumines all things, even tha most tragic, was thrown across the Thaw case when the matron of a prison In whloh he had been confined testified that he had told her son, a prison warden, that It would be a good thing If the warden had a better job. She naively added she thought he was rational. Plans are said to be making for the meeting of Presidents Taft and Dias at the border. Similar plans have been made during every administration since Dias became executive head of Mexico, which carries the matter back surprisingly near to Jackson. All concede that the plan Is worth making, but the desirability of bring ing It to a climax seems never te have Impressed. Alrahln Ceaat Defnera. San Franolsce Chronicle. The proposal of the War department to station airships at Intervals of tit miles along the ooaats Is calculated to stir the Imagination of the country. As yet we have had no reports of strange visions In the air such as gave all England a panic some weeks ago, but there la no telling what may happen. The possibility of some foreign spy sailing' over the country , and taking blrdseye pictures of the United States must be prevented at all costs. Let the airship coast defenders be provided at once. ICSf (S Milk A auUUeAaI Watcn for tfij a.t,lll r.ii a,",-:, rouow the crowd inside. Ask for a pound p,ckage of Tally. Ho Coff;. When you try it you will Lave a btter understanding of the meaning of the phrase "coffee oualitv.'' 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