,,,, if ,, k TlIE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: JULY 11, 1909. D
We never carry over Stunmer Goods and on
account of the tremendous stock on hand we
begin the first instead of the last of July our
v.
FP3 n p p3 Every department, every stock, nearly every
U U VN-'T ! cL tS artide in the 8tore wil1 be offered at special
UU Sb L-sav bargain price some time during this sale.
Be Offered. Watch Windows and. Ads.
U U UliJ liOTbJ U In
Every Day New Specials
of Equal or Greater Bargain Interest Will
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Letting Down Prices in Our High Grade
Wash Goods Dept. Monday
All our 75c silk mixed Wash Goods, at, yard .50c
All our 09c silk mixed Wash Goods, at, a yard 43c
All our 50c silk mixed .Wash goods, at, a yard 33c
All our 25c and 30o silk mixed Wash Goods, at, a yard, 19c
All our PVench Batiste, at, a yard OVs-C
aii our zoc Arnold Swiss Applique at, a yard.. 12H
All our 39c Poplins, all colorg at, a yard 27?
All our 39c Pongees at, a yard 20c?
All our 19c Scotch Ginghams at, a yard 12Mk
at. a yard
All our 25c Madras
All our 16c Ginghams at. a yard
All our 15c and U4c Percales at, a yard
10c
$2 Laces Monday 59c
Letting down prices with a vengeanca
In our Special Lace Sale offerings.
The very high grade Laces, in bands,
edges, galloons, festoons, medallions,
etc., in Venice, Plauen and IrUh cro
chet patterns all up-to-date patterns.
In Two Big Lots Monday .
1st Lot $2.00 Laces, yard, 59c
2d Lot $1.00 Laces, yard, 39c
Greatest Sale of the Season.
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THE RELIABLE STORE
This Store Closes
at 5 p. m.
Every Evening Except Saturday
at W P.M.
During July and August.
Letting Down the Prices on Fine Silks
Scores of broken lines and odd pieces of fine silks, all this season's stock, every piece
up to the Hayden standard of quality, will be closed Monday. Their quality and beautv
v m muve mem quiciuy. uome eariy monaay ana get first choice.
13.60 Evening Brocades, $1.60 Mes-
sallnes, Princess Satins and Ben
gallnes, $1.60 Black Satin Duchess
Bodgallnes and Pique de Cygne,
$1.26 Imported Shantungs and 36
inch Oil Boiled Taffetas
(Q)(Q)
$1.00 Black Taffetas, 27 inches
wide; $1.00 Princess Satins, $1.00
fancy Stripe Messallnes, $1.00
Brocaded Messallnes, 86c Colored
Taffetas
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$1.00 all Silk Pongees, 9c all Silk
Taffeta. 76o all Silk Messallne,
76c fancy Tussah, 69c fancy Jap
Silks, 69c Polka Dot Fongoes
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Letting Down the Prices on
RUGS
Several lots of Handsome Rugs to be
closed at wonderful bargains.
$30.00 Axminster Rugs, extra quality, 9x12
size, 2!) patterns to select from; sale price,
only $21.98
$32.00 Seamless Wilton Velvet Rugs 9x12
size, 12 patterns to select from; great
snaps, at ?$23.98
918.RO Velvet Rugs 9x12 size, beautiful line of
patterns, magnificent bargains Monday 13,08
S1S.OO Heainicsn Tapestry liniAsels Hugs Extra
heavy quality, 9x12 size; on sale, choice $13.08
$12.00 Seamless Brussels Rugs 10-wlre quality,
7-0x9 size; on sale at, choice $8.08
910.00 Seamless Brussels Rugs 10-wlre quality,
6x9 size, good snaps at sale price $0.98
93.00 Wilton Velvet Ilugs 27x54 size; sale price
0D,y 91.08
93.00 Velvet Rugs Big lin- of patterns, 27x54
,lzo $1.25
9S.OQ Extra Axminster Rugs 30x72 size; .sale
prlce $3.40
A tremendous line of new fall patterns now on
display. Let us Bhow you the new ones.
letting Down the Prices in Our
High Grade While
Goods Dept.
Next Monday
All $1.00 St. Gall Swisses, yard QQ6
All 76c St. Gall Swisses, ard..;ot?
All 69c St. Gall Swisses, yard. ,ytJj
All 60c St. Gall Swisses, yard. . 'i4
A full line of White Goods, includ
ing Wash Chiffons, French Lawns'
and Batiste.
Mammoth collection at reduced prices
in all lines of Persian Lawns, India
Llnons, Flaxon in plain and checks,
Checked Dimities and Mercerized
Batiste, English Long Cloth and
Nainsooks ranging in price from,
yar 50 to 12H
Splendid assortment of high grade
Dress Linens, in all newest and
latest shades at, per yard
43S 39S 35 and 25
All Mail Orders filled while goods
last.
Hour Sales in the
Domestic Room
From 8:80 to 0:80.
One case of 7 Vic Bleached Muslin, 30
Inches wide (10-yard limit) at, a'
ard 4K?
I-rom 10 to ft A. M.
One case of fine .White Goods, for
aprons, for children dresses (10
yard limit) at, a yard 4?t
From 2 to 8 r. M.
One case of heavy Unbleached Muslin,
3C inches wide, regular 7c grade
at, a yard 4
From 3 to 4 P. M.
One case of Towels, worth 19c (4 to
a customer), er.ch 10?
Outer
HAYEK
THE RELIABLE STORE
Letting Down Prices in Our
High Grade Linen Dept.
For Monday
Warranted Pure Linen Table Damask, full 72
Inches wide, grass bleached, exquisite range
of patterns, worth $1.00 yard; Monday,
ard 50c
Heavy Double Dumask Pattern Table Cloths,
all pure flax, size 8x10, magnificent values
at $6.00; Monday, each $3.00
Large size pure Irish Linen Dinner Napkins,
pure dew bleached flax, never sold less than
$4.00 dozen; Monday, six for $1.10
Mammoth assortment strictly high grade Ori
ental Turkish Bath Towels, cream or white,
values up to 19c; Monday, each . . . . 12H
Grand showing .trlctly reliable pure linen, hem
nd Huck Tovrtli, large alze. worth 49c each
Monday, each , -. aflo
special line or high grade Towellngs. consisting
ind
or pur linen Halnsley, Stevens
worm up 10 16c Monday, yard
Mall orders filled while goods laat.
Glass
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High Grade Linen Dept.
Monday
Letting-Down the Price Sale on All Bed
Spreads, Sheets und Pillow Cases
One case high grado Fringed Bed Spreads,
with cut corners, full size, splendid sum
mer quilt, worth $2.98; special Monday,
each .,$1.70
One case Knotted Fringed Bed Spreads,
also plain Hemmed Spreads, each worth
at least $2.00; special Monday at,
each a-t in
AU $1.26 Sheets. 81x90, each. . . . ? .gV
All $1.00 Sheets, 81x90, each 75
All $1.00 Sheets, .81x90, each. . .-. .
All 85c Sheets, 81x90, each 59
All Coc Sheets, 81x90, each 49
All 98c Sheets, 72x90. each 74,
All 90c Sheets. 72x90, each
All 8Cc Sheets. 72x90, each 59
All 79c Sheets, 72x90, each 55
All 50c Sheets, 72x90, each 30
All 19c Cases, 45x36, each VVl
All 16c Cases. 46x86. each i
Mall prders filled with care.
Letting Down Prices In Our Crockery Pep artment
1,000 Decorated 12-iu. Salad Dishes
and 10-in. View Plaques, that sell
regularly at $1.00 to $2.00; all at
one price '. ..29c
Beautiful Imported Vases 500 of
them in the lot; values $1.50 up to
$8.00, at 7QC
Decorated Japanese Egg Shell Cups
and Saucers; regular 50c and 75c
values; Monday at, pair 7c
mm
Letting Down the Prices on all Summer
Garments in our Busy Cloak
Dept.
Only a few among the hundreds of
magnificent bargain offerings can be
mentioned in this assortment.
All Summer Garments must go and all are marked regardless of first cost.
$100.00 Silk and Lace Gowns in the
sale, at $50,00
$75.00 Silk and Lace Gowns, on sale,
at, choice $37.50
$50.00 Silk and Lace Gowns, on sale,
at, choice $25.00
$25.00 Silk and Lace Gowns, on sale,
at, choice' $12.50
200 Beautiful Tailor Suits That sold regularly to $60.00, choice, $15.00
170 Stylish Tailored Suits Xearly all $25 and $30 values, choice, $10.00
150 Women's and Misses' Tailored Suits Pretty styles, colorings and fabrics
-to close at ...$5.00
Lingerie Dresses, values to $12.00, at,
choice $5.00
Linen Suits, that sold to $25.00, at,
choice. $12.50
Fifty Dozen Lingerie Waists Popu
lar Dutch neck styles, values up to
$4.00, on sale, choice. ..... .$1.95
Voile Skirts, worth to $10.00, bar
gains at sale price. $5.00
Silk Kimonos, values to $8.00, choice,
at .....,$3.98
$1.50 and $2.00 Lingerie Waists on
sale Monday, at 95c
Women's Wash Underskirts, with
embroidered flounce, $1.25 values,
Monday, at 49c
Long Kimonos, sold to $1.25, on sale
at, choice 69c
All Children's Coats and Dresses to be closed regardless of
retail worth.. Don't miss the special Monday bargains. (,
A new shipment of the
popular Maternity Skirts
just received; on sale at,
$5.00, $7.50, $10.00
Letting. Down the Prices on
All Summer Furniture
An immense line of Old Rustic Chairs and
Rockers, regular $3.50 values, at.. $1.50
Good Slat .Porch Seats 98c
Willow and Rattan Goods, of all descrip
tions, at Sweeping Price Reduction.
If you want Summer furniture buy now.
Children's Go-Carts at Bargain Prices.
$12.S0 GoCartji 80.50 -BO Go-CarU $6.75
$10.50 Go-Carts $7.50 98.H0 Go-Ctorts 85.75
And scores of other rousing; bargains.
Look for the Blu Tags, they Indicate a big
let down In prices.
Special Bargain Offerings in Framed
Pictures and Picture Frames Values
You Cannot Duplicate Elsewhere.
$1.00 Hand Bags Monday 49c
A strictly new style. Bag, with soft double strap handles,
the biggest value we ever offered. Don't miss them.
Undoubtedly
WHITE RIBBONS.
This' being a strictly white goods sea
son, we will !ace on sale Monday
two extra special values In AH Silk
Taffeta Ribbons, in white only;
extra wide and very heavy quality,
at- 15 and 25
EMBROIDERY BARGAINS.
$1.00 Hand Loom Embroideries, in
finest flouncings, edges and corset
covers the biggest embroidery
snap ever offered in the west all
at one price, yard 39
Letting Down Prices in the Domestic Room
All pieces of Wash Goods and YV&ite
Goods that sold up to 12 c and 15c
a yard at, a yard 5
Wash Goods. White Goods and Fine
Ginghams that sold up to 15c and
19c a yard best bargain of the sea
son at, a yard 7H
Edward's Muslin, worth 8V4c at, a
yard 5W
Thistledown Muslin, worth 10c at, a
ard 6
Swiss Applique, French Batiste, Silk
Mixed Organdies, in short lengths;
Dotted Swisses and Mulls, worth up
to 39c a yard all at one price
per yard iq
Hope MuBlln, .worth 10c at, yd OH
9-4 Bleached Sheeting, worth 25c a
yard at, a yard 18
Sheets, 72x90, worth 75c, each.. 58
Sheets, 81x90, worth 85c, each..8
Don't
Forget
Try HAYDEraS' First
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f Letting Dovfo the Prices on
Q SHOES
THE RELIABLE STORE
Mlsies' and Chllds' Oxfords and
Slippers, patent colt, oxbloods and
tan vlcl, actually worth $1.76.91
Men's patent colt, gun metal box
calf and vlcl kid Shoes and Ox
fords, worth up to 13 60 ....91.98
Men's $4.00 patent coit, gun metal
Kuaala and willow calf OxfordH,
at a.60
Women's Russia calf, gun metal
and vlcl kid Oxfords, worth up to
13.60, at ii.ta
All a lies up to 2 in Barefoot San
dals, at OOo
Infanta' Patent Pumps and Slip
pers, worth II a pair; to close
out quick BOo
flood Shoes Within the Xaach of
nyboaya rocketbooa.
Boys' and Youths' Tennis Oxfords
for 60o
Women's Oxfords and Pumps, worth
up to 12.lt a pair; for quick sell-Ins-,
at , .91.B9
Women's $4.00 'Patent Leather
Pumps, for 93.00
See the regular lines of Quaen'
Quality Oxfords, at IS. 60. 13.00,
and i. SO
Men's $2.60 Moons Hide Shoes, with
moose hide sole, best wear, re
sisting, most comfortable, big
snap, at sale price, Monday 91.98
For this hot, sticky weather, use
the Ororer Shoes and Oxfords and
f;et that perfect foot comfort found
n only the drover for women.
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Letting Down Grocery Prices
, XVeavo your grocery ordsr
with us Monday,
We save you from 26 to 60
per cent on every order.
Xlonr. r.our, Hoar.
For this gigantic sale we will
sell 48 lb. sacks best High
Patent Flour, per sack 91.6O
The highest quality, freshest
goods, and a saving of 25 per
cent to 50 per cent on your
housekeeping expenses.
10 bars best brands laundry
soap 26c
10c cans L,u I,u Scouring Soap
for 6c
10c cans Lavallne Scouring
boap 4c
lOo cans . Condensed Milk
7 He
10c cans Assorted Soups 10c
10c pkgs. Bromnngolon, Jelly-
cin or Jello 7 ic
12 Ho pkgs. Domestic Macaroni
t 8ie
10c cans Karly June Peas 7 He
10c pkgs. Corn Flakes.. 7 Vic
6c cans oil or mustard Sar
dines, per can 4c
lOo pkgs. Seeded Raisins 60
EOo bottles' Queen Olives.. S60
12 ttc bottles Pickles, Toma
to Catsup or Worcester
' Sauce gia
20c pkgs. Pyramid Washing
Powder , 150
10c cans Rex Lye 4c
12 Vic cans Tomatoes or Corn,
at 8Hc
The best Santos Coffee, per
lb i5o
The best Tea Siftlnga, per
lb ".. 16c
Fancy Uncolored Japan' Tea,
English Breakfast or Gunpowder-Tea,
per lb 35o
Fancy sweet Cookies, regular
price everywhere per lb. 15c.
our price, this sale, per lb .
at !0o
liSttinr Down Batter and
Cases Vrloes,
The best Creamery Butter, per
lb 2lo
Fancy No. 1 Creamery Butter,
per id 2 so
Good Ijalry Butter, per lb., Ho
per lb Ibo
Fancy Full Cream Cheese, per
Fancy Domestic Swiss Cheese.
lb lso
Fancy Brick or Ltmburger
Cheese, per lb llo
letting Sows Fresh Tegs
table rrloss
8 bunches fresh Onions... lo
8 bunches fresh Radishes to
2 large Cucumbers 60
6 heads fresh Leaf Lettuce 60
Fancy Wax or Green Beans,
3 lbs. for to
quarts fresh Peas ..5o
4 bunches fresh Beets t... 60
8 bunches fresh Carrots .. to
6 bunches fresh Turnips .. 60
iFresh Cauliflower, t for lOo
8 bunches fresh Parsley., to
2 bunches fresh Asparagus to
New Cabbage, par head J Ho
8 bunches fresh Beets.... 60
Large, Juicy Lemons, dozen, 200
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Gleanings from the Story Teller's Pack
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A Hurt Kiievtucle.
HK following amuutng Incident
occurred some years ago In
northwestern Missouri.
A gentleman went to a small
primitive village for the pur
pose of Inspecting Bonis land
Which be had owned for a number of years
but had never seen. Reaching the place
no OTenlng, he secured lodsing In a small
house.
.Too next morning he went to the back
of the noun, where on a bench was a tin
wash basin and near at hand a barrel of
water and a dipper. After washing his
bands and face he took from his pocket a
tooth brush and, pouring some water on
it from the dipper, proceeded to brush his
teeth.
A small boy of the house watched Um
for a few momenta In unfeigned aslonUh
ment, then yelled: "Oh, mom, come quick
and sea the fellow sharpening his teeth!"
LipplDcott's Magazine.
Wif BbTVa"a Glad.
A young Louisville roan, who was out
west not long ago has returned, telling a
yarn which he admits Is not at his own
expense, but which he declares to be about
one of the most interesting experiences of
Ten bis checkered career.
"I was walking along the street In a
western town," ho said, "when suddenly
across the way I saw a Loutsvlile girl
whom I recognised Immediately. She saw
me, too, and I expected her to bow rather
coolly and distantly., as had been her wont
back home. I was considerably astonished,
thereore, when she dashed across the
treat. Betted aut with both hands and
fairly bubbled over tn her delight. I was
so surprised, lo fact, that I commented 00.
1U
Tea glad to aa) you, too, I said, when
I had managed to extricate myself from her
exuberant greeting, 'but, to tell you the
truth, J hadn't expected to see you so ex
cited over my appearance. You always
treated me rather a la Iceberg at home,
you know; what has caused your change
of heart?'
"She was nonplused for only a moment
and then explained: 'Mr. Smith. I've been
aay from home so long that I'd be glad
to see even a dog if he came from Ken
tucky!' "I let it go at that." Louisville Courier
Journal.
Good Only wltlt Worms In It.
When the National Blsouit Bakers' as
sociation met In annual convention at At
lantic City laat summer, rir. Wiley, head
of the Pure Food commission, came on
fiom Washington to address one of the
principal cessions. His attitude toward vio
lator of 1 ha food laws was well known
to the delegates, who, however, pressed
him with questions as to . ne quality of
gooods that could be legally offered for
sal to the public The commissioner par
ried the thrusts of the bibcuit bakers with
his rendy wit.
The discussion ran Into stale. cakes and
biscuits. In the south, It was stated. It
Is practically Impossible to keep bakery
products for any length or time ree from
weevils, and such stutt Is disposed of by
selling it to the negroes at cheap price.
Was this right? lr. Wiley was In a
quandary. The commission could not In
terfere when the goods were not shipped
from one state to another and to express
bis own views on the matter might get
him Into a needless tangle. He thought
rapidly; he would be diplomatic
"Honestly, now, doctor, did you ever see
anything good with worms In it?" urged
one of the delegates from the noun.
"Yes," was the quick reply, fishing
box." Circle Magaslne.
Alai7iTf7lah.
John Allen of Topeka. who, while in con-
aiess, usea to be known as "Private John,"
enjoys telling of a unique cnaracter near
his home known as Jasp White.
Jasp had lived in single blessedness a
good many years, but finally in the even
ing of his life he married, and in due time
an heir was born to him. The day after
thls momentous event Mr. Allen met Jasp
in the street.
"I understand, Jasp," said the private,
"that you've a fine baby boy up at your
place. Have you decided on his name?"
"les, suh," chuckled Jasp, rwe've al
ready decided on a name."
"What's it to be?"
Jasp traced one toe reflectively in a semi
circle about him. "You know, suh," he
(aid, finally, 'Is alius been a pow'ful han'
f name de kid after some o' em big offi
cers what de Bible talks 'bout. I s settled
on de name 'Beelsebub'."
, "Ueelxebub!"
"Yes, suh. dat's de name!" announced
Jaup, in a tone betokening finality. "Beelse
bub is a mighty fine hstrrih, suh. It shore
look like Is aspirin' poWful high, but I
figgers dat boy 11 shortly do credit to his
namesake." Lipplncott's Magaslne.
Oowdlaa; the Sceaery.
The lata Elinor Macartney , Lane, the
novelist, und to tell a story to Illustrate
the conviction she cherished that a super
fluous detail In a story la blemish and
a disappointment.
"I'p at Gloucester one summer," said
Mrs. Lane, "I remember the eternal ama
teur sat In the beach and produced a pic
ture which Included sea, sky, rocks, boats,
uugon and people for a great artist to criti
cise. The latter looked ax It a minute and
then said quietly, 'Why didn't you put in
the city of Chicago?'
"I think most of u In our work today,"
Mrs. Lans concluded, "try to put in the
city of Chicago." Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
A Liberal .Morality.
Joseph Wldener. the young Philadelphia
millionaire, was entertaining a party of
Anglo-Americans at lunc.i:on at the lilts
in London.
The day was mild and sunny and the
French windows of the beautiful restau
rant stood open 011 the green park and
Plcadllly. A lnounine glided swiftly past
Devonshire house; a well known American
millionaire sat in the sumptuous car, and
Mr. Wldener, nodding toward the man.
said to his neighbor.
"That is Botins. ' lie made $19,000,000 last
ear."
"Is he honest?" the neighbor, an Eng
lishman, Inquired.
"Well, John," he replied. "Bonns' moral
code resembles that Imputed to the Bia
stlUns. It tfla liberal. It countenances
many shady things. In Brasll, you know,
in Introducing a friend to your banker.
In recommending him to a business asso
ciate and so forh, you show the highest
confidence In him a confidence that can
go no further when you say: This is my
friend. For all he steals I will be respon
sible." Washington Star.
The Mils t Moderation.
, At the siege of Frederickxburg, when the '
eonrederate were enduring even more
than their usual pangs of hunger, on of
th southern skirmishing parties mad a
sudden raid on an unsuspecting federal
brigade. After some Interchange of fir
ing, th aasallants rushed upon their dls
eonoerted enemy. On emanciated
"ohnn,y" hurriedly emptied the knapsack
of a prostrate soldier, and, straightening
up, regardless of blades and bullets, waved
his booty above his head.
"Charge 'em boys, charge 'em!" he
yelled. "They've got cheese!" Lippln
cott's Magazine. ,
Liked American Simplicity.
An American bishop who was visiting In
Englsnd was greatly amused, not to say
annoyed, by the way the Englishmen ad
dressed him. Indetd, he became heartily
urea or "Your Grace."
"When I returned to America," the
bishop would say afterward, "you can
imagine my surprise, and delight, too,
when one of my friends, standing on the
pier, caught a glimpse of me as I walled
to descend the gang plank and called
forth to me. 'Hello, Bish!' "Springfield
union.
A Case tor Sympathy.
Two matrons of a certain western city,
whose respective matrimonial ventures did
not In the first Instance prove' altogether
satisfactory, met at a woman's club one
day, when the first matron remarked:
' Hattte, I met you 'ex,' dear old Tom,
the dav before yesteiday. We talked much
of you."
"Is that so?" asked the other matron.
"Did he seem sorry when you told him of
my second marriage?"
"indeed, he did; and said so most
frankly!"
"Honest?"
"Honest! He said he was extremely sorry,
though, he added, he didn't know the man
personally." Lipplncott's Magaslne.
As Woman Testifies.
Prosecutor Elliott R. Hooton was ques
tioning a woman witness on the stand In
the criminal court the other day.
"Why did you leave the hotel?" he asked.
The attorney for the defendant obje-ted
to the question. He said that It was irrele
vant and incompetent, and th reasons for
wh',hl'e!,Ule, !,,el had nthln ,0 d not ,oom ,or P"nger. and a conductor
with the case at Issue. Bt th, ,am, tlra.
auuiiiii, your jionor. Mr. Hooton said
It was his rlntv in ,u , v. -
rUht UT ZI w a" the' wuUr?eft"e TT .T
hotel." then followed a flv. mft, "r.u! U lh" m0"ey Wre anyOU' tU
men,, at the end of which th ud,. r 'lti d ' In ',rMt C" Ti "
In favor of th state. ,n8t ,Ime thl c" "robbing th
"Now," said Mr. Hooton, "you may tell
me jury wny you left the hotel."
He wore a sack suit with extra large
"Well, because." she sald.-IiidlanaDollH P0011'- lnto which he put th nickels.
star. v
There was no safe at the car sheds, so he
took th money home with him when his
night's work was through and carried It
back to the treasurer's office in the morn
ing. ' ,
most nf them v,,r, diaries Liars, wno arterwara Occam a
inoFi or mem young men, were swapping ,. ,. ... . .
,11 nniiv iiiiiuii 1 null uvw vol n(
The Longest Engagement.
At the Army and Navy club In Wash
ington one evening a group of officers.
stories of various engagement during -.he
the weslthleHt St. Loulsans, used to aot as
war witn paln and the nh.,i..ni .
trouble, in the Philippine. Cap""n Mct TC,h " W "".n
. ,. ., . , went home with the proceed, of his nightly
Among the silent listeners was one griz- ..robb!rlt. '
led veteran, a naval commander of na- '
tlonal renown. It must have occurred to Pointed faragrapbs.
one of the young men that It was pecu- Many a man is perfect when It comes to
llarly ludicrous that officers not long out being a nuisance.
of the academies should be holding forth j)o vur duty-hut remember that it .Wt
with respect to their exploits, while this y0ur duty to do your friends
old fellow sat silent In a corner. So, turn- fInw . ,,, ,
In. to th. veteran, on. of the young of- ' 'm. M Tno.h.n h",V " TT
ficers blithely asked- nothing but down on It?
"What i. the longest engagement you 1aB wonrn whether or not h. ought
ever participated In, admiral?" "rry UnU1 h 1-thn h wonder.
"It lasted three years," said the old 'y " dl1-
chap, without a suspicion of a smile, "and, "ne man who doesn't owe a dollar can
worst of all. the young woman married ,ook ny otner man ln the eye and tell him
another man." Washington Post. to K0 ,0 worl-
A man seldom realizes the true value of
money until he has to hand his hard earned
salary over to his w Ife.
PUssed Is the man who. in the hour of
adversity, discovers that he has even more
f ii nds thsn le thought be had.
Truth crushed to earth may rise again,
but It's apt to stay down long enough for
a lie to get away with the goods.
In after years, when a man's wife spring
From "t ar Hvbbrr" President.
In the archives of the old M. Louis rail
way, now the Broadway line, reports the
St. IxjuIs Post-Dispatch, are entries show
ing that Captain ttobert Mct'iillocli, now
pi evident of the I'nited Railways, was or.ee
officially known as "car robber."
He "robbed" the boxes .f the Broadway
street car line ln the days of jack rabbit
mules and bobtails. Passenger, put their
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