f THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY. JULY C. 1D09. ft. Tiif. Omama Dauy Bra. FX) UN DID BY EDWARD ROBBWATER. VICTOR RCtfEWATSR, EDITOR. Winter.! t Omaha s-oatofflce as eecond elaaa muiw. twrmh or tTtBTlUITION. Pally (without .unday. on year ball )e and Bunas r, one year MM DKUVr.RKO BT CARRIER. Dally Me (tnoludlng Sunday), Pr fiallv Pm (without Hunday). per Kvnln ! (without nn1y), par Evening Re (with ftunday), par week .Mo Sondav Baa. on year JJ Haturdav Baa, ana year "..T Aoaree all eomplalnt of Irrea-Mlerltle In delivery te Cltr Circulation Department omcr.n. Omaha Tha Baa Building-' Ponth Omaha Twenty-fourth and N. Council Bluffs U tt Btreet. Unroln II Llttht Building. Chicago IMS MarouHta Building. Naw York-Rooms 110i-ll No. M Wart Thirty-third Street, Washington r fourteenth Rtreet. N. W. CORREKPONDENCE. Communications relating to Btwi and adl torlal matter should ba addressed: Omaha Be., Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft. pr or poatal order, payabl ta Tha Baa Publishing Company. Only i-oent atampa received In paymant of mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eaatem exchangee, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Stata at Nebraska. Douglas County, aa ; Oeert B. Tsschuck. treasurer of Tha Boa Publishing Company, bain duly awom, aaya that tha actual number of full and complata eople of Tha Dally, Morn Int. Evening and Sunday Baa printed dur ing tha month of Juna. 10. wee aa fol- 1...' 41.ST0 XT 410 a 4MS0 IS 41.4S a : 4UM 1 41,0 4 41.888 0 40,00c a 41.880 SI 41.T80 S 88,800 89..' 41,870 T 41,480 IS 41,880 a 4i,4 i4 4i.rao a 41.SS0 aS 44,840 la 4mm aa 4i,eao 11 41,890 8T '. . 40,030 la 40,840 aa 4i,r8 11... 40,000 88 41,780 14 48.8TO 80 41,470 18 41,840 18. 41,840 Total. .1,847,380 Returned Coplea . , 0.898 Net Total............ Dally Average .... OEOROB B. 1,838,000 41,888 TZ8CHUCK, Traaaurar. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to before me this 1st day of July, 19. (Seal) M. P. WALKER. j Notary Public Subscribers lea vl mat tha atty taa porartly aheald - have Tata Boo aatled to theaa. Addroaa will he b4b M aY? Sb sa9 aTVttsltVa8 "Baby McKee" graduated from col lege last week. How time does fly. And then even after the Fourth there is the man who rocks the boat. Another credit mark for Omaha. . A Methodist church Is dedicated without any debt resting upon It. If we can get over the Fourth with out a fire warden, what's tha. use of acquiring one afterward? The senators at Washington are said to ba tired of the tariff controversy No mora so than the public When the city takes possession of the water works presumably It will take tha vctopattoertax along with It The advantage of a holiday double- header Is that It gives the unfortunate ball team a chance to drop two notches at puce. The receipts of the New York post office last year . were $20,000,000 Something of a business to be done on a l-cent margin. An eastern scientist asserts that a dollar will buy all the food a person needa for a month, but somehow or other tha groceryman will not believe t. A Panama canal dredge aucked up several old Spanish oolna which were picked up by a laborer, which la taken aa proof there la money in tha canal project. A St. Louis apartment bouse man ager offers a premium to families with bablea. St. Loula must ba getting des perate In Ita efforts to catch up with Chicago. Mrs. Taft haa announced ahe does not Intend to buy any new china for tha White House. But haa ahe fully reckoned with the activltlea of the hired glrlT It will ba In order for our amiable lemocratlo contemporary now to nom Inate a nonpartisan candidate for chairman of the democratic county committee. A technical school for cooka and waiters la tha latest. Will the out come be tho same aa In other lines of industry, a move to standardise the food we eatf Alter taaing an nia money away !rom him, tho Toung Turks propose to try Abdul' Ham Id for treason. How In the world do they eipect him to be able to hire a lawyer? No use sending threatening lettera to Qoveroor 8hal!enberger. After withstanding all that Mayor Jlra aald about him la the late city campaign the governor la bomb proof. A fairy tale cornea out of Colombl that English capital will back a second canal to connect the Atlantic with the Paolfle. John Bull Is not likely to pu any of his cash in a rat hole. ' Should tba Oerman ambassador to Washington become the successor to Von Buelow, and if he haa Improved his opportunities while here, he should know how to aiaaaae the Reichstag What ( moat distressing to our Ne braska demo-popa about that Injunc tion deferring enforcement of tho de posit guaranty ' law la that It at the as ma time holds a bunch of demo-pop ple-bltera oat off Jobs that were specially created for them. Bnoutrage! Tie Fourth Abroad. Every year tha Fourth of July la celebrated In all largo European cap ital! by American sojourning; .abro id, but thta year there waa an observance of more than ordinary Interest !a Denmark, whro nattra Denes, now cltlseos of tho United Btatee, obsered tha day. Tha crown prlneo of Den mark and other high Danish officials ttended and tho Dantsh-Atnerlcana Bounded the pralaea of their new home. Not many yeara ago such a celebra tion would bare beep, Impossible, but today It could occur In any country except, perhapa, Russia. The Influence of American ideaa bee become world wide and haa touched every clvtllied land. Academically they reach the stu dent, and more potent still haa been the correspondence and Intercourse between Immigrants and relativea and frlenda left behind. A century aco American Ideaa of liberty would have been held treasonable If taught abroad. Today they are the basic principle of early every government In Europe, and the foreigner who sought liberty and opportunity In the United Statea haa not been the only beneficiary of his move. The emigrant who cornea to Amer ica and writes bfa old home or returna either aa a visitor or to live there la bringing the old world and tho new closer together commercially, socially and govern men tally. The doctrine that all men were created equal In oppor tunity waa not meant for America alone and all civilized nations are rawing toward that Ideal. Something- About Cheeie. There la cheese and cheese and then more cheese, and this applies to vari eties aa well as quantities. If you do not believe It you should read a bul letin Issued by the Department of Ag riculture at Washington, In which 242 varieties of cheese are listed and short descriptions given aa to processes of manufacture. There are cheeses made cow'a milk, goat's milk, sheep's milk and milk of several other ani mals. There are cheeses which are hard and some that are soft, there are some which smell to heaven and some with the odor of sage and various other herbs, and there are cheeses again which have no odor. In addition to the 242 varletlea officially listed there are at least two more, good and bad, and If any others escaped, the census taker should catch them when he makes his rounds next year. Nearly every part of the civilized world 'has a cheese which la peculiar to itself and the customs returns Indi cate that each and every one of the makers Insists the people of the United Statea eat some of their prod uct. The Free Trade Ghost. Like a voice from the tombs comes the call for free traders to awake and take an aggressive part in politics. The doctrine of free trade at one time had a powerful following In the United Statea, Its advocates almost controll ing the democratic party when It waa a more potential minority than now. The logic of events haa dissipated Its Illusions so thoroughly that not a sin gle free trade advocate haa appeared In the tariff debate in congress, the only differences there being over par ticular schedules and the degree of protection, Every great commercial nation In the world except Great Brit ain haa abandoned free trade and even there careful observers predict lta downfall In the near future. In the face of such conditions, the appeal of free trade theorists la not likely to strike a responsive chord Great Britain could not maintain Ha industries on a free trale basis even now were It not for consuming colo nies which have protective tariffs and grant the mother country preferential dutlea. No other country has such a consuming population outside - Its home boundarlea and the colonies are almply doing for Great Britain what other natlona do for themselves. The history of the United Statea, with lta wonderful growth in wealth and pop ulatlon la the ever present object les son that the protective tariff works well In practice in a country In process of developing lta resources and the free trade la attractive only in theory Demand for Harvest Hands. The perennial cry of a acarclty of harvest bands is again going up all over the grain belt and as usual there Is no relief In sight Small grain farm Ing, like every other Industry which demands many laborers for a ahort time, must alwaya suffer with little possibility of relief when labor Is gen erally employed except by better dis tribution and greater, mobility of the available workmen. Efforts to Induce the city laborer to seek the harvest field have alwaya failed because the city laborer will not go to the farms and would be of little use there if he went The tramp harvest band who Is mobile of his own volition affords the only solution ever offered the farmer but the tramp follows the trunk rail way lines aa a rule and the more re mote districts get no help. No serious effort haa been made to bring thl only available aourca of aupply and the need In touch with each other The railways, through their Indus trial departments, could do a great service to agricultural sections If they would undertake the Intelligent an equitable distribution of this ttlneran labor, and at tha same time Increase their ultimate traffic by saving har vest losses to farmers. No other or ganisation possesses so well equipped machinery for ascertaining the need and aource of aupply. The prosperity of tha farmer is the railroad's prosper Ity and the rallroada have it In the! power to perform a great public eer vlce while benefiting themselves. Cheer Up, Edftr. The order of tha federal court re quiring tho Nebraska deposit guaranty law to prove lta constitutionality be fore aettlng up In business seems to have hit out old friend, Edgar How ard, In the tear valvea. We are really sorrow for the grief-stricken Edgar, who, apparently, feela worse over this sad -calamity than he did last year when his congressional ambition waa slain by the keen edge of the check book. In his sorrow Edgar haa writ ten a pathetic obituary over the cor pus delictu, embellished with deep mourning bands at top and bottom, from which we reprint Just one para graph : t am standing- at another open grave this morning a grave In the judicial cemetery In Lincoln a grate In which la to ba eon algned ona dear to all Nebrmskans who love the right. Popular Oovernmont Is the name of the dead. Alas! Poor Yorlck! That Popular Government abould be slain and the people not realize HI That Popular Government who sprang "direct from the fathera of the Republic," should He there, cold and lifeless, bile the people, in spite of Edgar's lamentations, 'go right on celebrntlng the Glorious Fourth, In commemora tion of priceless liberty Vhlch they received from their ancestors and are handing down to posterity enriched with additional blessings. ' But Edgar should remember that one of the political heroes he blindly orshlps declared nearly ten years ago that unless he was elected presli dent the Fourth of July would no longer grace our calendars, and still this same matchless orator continues to deliver Fourth of July addresses for the usual division of the gate re ceipts. So we say, cheer up, Edgar. Popu- ar Government In Nebraska haa sur vived many rude shocks and we may still pin faith to its resurrection. One Part of Liberal Education. Discussing the five-foot book shelf as the foundation of a liberal educa tion, the New York Independent comes back with the assertion that just what constitutes a liberal education cannot be defined, and that It depends upon the community and the age. The In- ependent even denies that merely going through college will give a lib eral education, because a liberal edu cation rests upon many constituent elements. In enumerating these ele ments the first place la given, not to books at all, but to the dally newspa per. Quoting from the Independent: For a moderately liberal education a man must ba able fairly to apprehend the cur rent history of the world. Ha ahould flrit read a good dally paper. Ha can skip all that doea not make history, tha accidents, the crimes, tha society events, tha game and races, the aotraases and divorces: but a cannot omit the major events, the proceaa and progresa of legislation, tha movemente of democracy, the conflicts of privilege, the discoveries In science, the In' ventlona In tha arts, tha dlplomaoy of na tions and tha general advance of elvllisa tlon. For these are the things that a man of liberal education should ba able lntelll gently to understand. These things are of Importance to humanity, and to have them foreign from one'a education leaves It ut terly Illiberal. Therefore the first thing necessary la not a book for the ahelf, but a broad Intelligent journal for the table. Whether we put the newspaper first or last, few people will contend that In this day and age it could be omit ted from the prerequisites of a liberal education. It only goea to ahow tha relativity of what oonstltutea a liberal education, because the dally newspa per datea back hardly a century, and printed books only a few centuries bo- fore that, although some people In all eras must have possessed liberal edu cations. In putting the emphasis on the books, aa In the five-foot shelf Idea, the danger la that the newspa pers, and other factors also Important, may be ignored, and that It Itself would Indicate a lack of liberal educa tion. And now the demo-pop organs are taking another tack. They are telling the bankera that although the deposit guaranty law which takea their money to pay other people's debts may be Illegal, they ought to submit to it anyway. The champions of the guar anty law must be losing faith In its resisting powers. Bishop Williams of Michigan dla played courage of a high order when he assailed the Daughters of the Amer lean Revolution, but the bishop Is mis taken when he aaya It la not a militant body. A perusal of the proceedings of the annual convention would convince him of hla error. Ex-President Castro Is being frozen out of all the Venezuelan companies in which he held largo blocka of stock Aa he put nothing Into them except official influence, it la only fair that when he lost his official influence he should lose his stock. Another one of the water-logged trusts la In trouble, the National Starch company being the one that needs re organising. Incidents like this show that the Inveator haa an Interest In corporation regulation aa well aa the consuming public. Eighteen New York women started on a tour of Europe, each carrying be belongings in a ault case. European trunk makers take notice and prepare for a rush order Juat before the return trip. Bernard Shaw la the latest to take a verbal shot at Theodore Roosevelt. My, but the fur will fly when the ex president gets back to civilisation an iearua eooui an inese attacks upon him. NEBRASKA PRESS COMMENT. Crete Vldette-Herald: Bryan aaya he l not a eandldate for United Ptatee aenator. unleea soma emergenoy arlaea." And he claims to be equal lo any emergency. Prlmroae Record: Notwlthntandlng th efforts of Bhallenbereer. tha "Little Giant" and other, toward preventing W. J. Bryan rrom becoming a candidate for U. 8. aenator. It muat still be believed that the latter will conduit only hla own wUhee and refuae advice when the time for an nouncement cornea. Bhallenberger haa ahown the ear marks of a smooth politi cian up to date, but It la eaey to predict the appearance ha will preaent, ahould he t any time come In contact with the 'Peerleaa Leader's" eteam roller. Falrbury News: Mr. Bryan. In declar Ing hlmeelf on the Nehraeka senatorihlp aaya: "It will require some emergency now unforeaeen to bring me Into the race, nd I hope no such emergency will arlae." What la the aenae In such undignified rotT If Mr. Bfyan had an ounce of modeaty or political gratitude, after being defeated three tlmea for tha hlgheet office In the gift of the people, he would announce In no unmistakable terma that he will not further hamper hla party by being a perpetual candidate for everything from road overseer to prealdent of the United Statea. Plattsmouth Journal: Omaha business men are kicking hard and long against the ocupatlon tai, provided for by the last s- alon of the legislature. And when the matter ta looked at In the proper light no one can blame them very much. Rome members of the legislature had a pick at Omaha from the time they landed In Lin coln until they went home after adjourn ment, and there was nothing too mean for them to do against Omaha. The same with tha 8 o'clock closing law many voted for It because they thought such a law would spite Omaha. And yet Omaha la the only real metropolitan city and market town In tha atate. j Weat Point Republican: Governor final- It nberger said In his recent Kearney ban quet speech concerning the liquor legisla tion In the last legislature: "I have heard rumors of disapproval from democratic re- rudiatbrs and republican nulllflers, hut these lawa are notice to the world that democracy and decency have Joined hands In the state of Nebraska and all hell cannot ut them assunder." That "listens" good after the election, but In view of the fact that the governor has been convicted of flirting outrageously with both ends of the proposition before the eleotlon It must be taken and accepted as a clever little Itngle and nothing more. Having thrown down one line of supporters now he probably III throw down the other line at some future time. Kearney Hub: Bryan la undoubtedly de ceiving himself In tha assumption that there I a growing sp'lt In the republican parly that affords a chance for democratic success In the next presidential election. At tha same time ha Is also doubtless de ceiving himself with the hope that there will ba another opportunity for Bryan, through a coalition of Bryanlsm and the progressive" element In the republican party. And not only ta he afflicted with a fatal blindness In these particulars, but also in the depth and extent of loyalty of many thousands of democrats throughout he country, not omitting the democratic leadera of his own state, who are saying Pice things In resolutions and rendering formal Up service while quietly hoping and 'annlng and combining to rid the party of his leadership. Grand Island Independent: Barring a few exclusively political papers and a few of the most ardeiiti democratic politicians, tha people of Nebraska ara not going to get very muoh eaetted over the Injunction hanging up tha bank deposit guaranty law until the supreme Court ahall have decided the constitutionality of the measure. This Is true because the. banks of Nebraska a year or mora ago had a supreme test and everyone of them came through without so much aa a visible scratch. They are. aa a whole, carefully managed and well flnanoed. Taking our own community and vicinity aa an example It would be diffi cult to find many depositors who had any doubt as to tha aafety of their deposits and tha few who might have doubt would prob ably not ba able to advance any reason for the doubt. And there la little reason te believe that other communltlea In the atate are In any different condition. The law probably has some good features when Irresponsible and Inexperienced people get Into tha banking business the older and safer banks will have to act aa a sort of chaperon and financial backer, and Inno- eant depositors In suoh Institutions will not be subject to tha losses thsy otherwise might be, but at tha moment there does not appear to be much alarm among de positors on account of the temporary In junction, because there ara few, If any, of such banks lo the state. Resalts ef Iassranee Law Reform. Philadelphia Record. . . Tha report of a saving of 19,000.000 In the yearly expenses of the New York life In surance companies will carry Joy to the hearta of policy holdera and dismay to tha harpies, political, potential and prag matical, that have been aucktng tha life blood of these monster corporations. Gov ernor Hughes of New York, however he may ba balked or baffled by unfaithful and Intriguing party associates, has not lived In vain. The widows and orphans have abundant reason to bless him. A Mlssoart Thirst. New York Tribune With eighty counties "dry," the stat beer Inspector finds that mora beer was drunk In Missouri last month than In any previous Juna on record. We are evi dently on the threahold of a dlsoovery In phyalca or physiology. Perhaps thirsts vary directly as the ratio of I he distance from bear. A Seaatorlal Sabterfage. Chicago News. Is not tha constitution tha grand old paralytlo when It carea to be? By the Subterfuge of an "amendment" the cor poration tax la born In th senate despite the constitution's provision that "all hills for raising a revenue shall Ncrtglnate in tha house of representatives. " New Taxea Easy for Him. St. Louts Globe-Democrat. Mr. Bryan said at Bloux City that h wants both tha income lax and the cor poratlon dividend tax Imposed. Mr. Bryan ta now traveling tha Chautauqua circuit. when his Inooma la alwaya swelled to pro portions making It easy for him to pay a tax on it. Cemfaalos) for t'raakera. 6t Paul Pioneer-Press. The government's deficit for the fiscal year la approximately t Hi. 000,000. Now, let us hop the croakers who aald wa would run behind lloo.ooo.MM are thoroughly ashamed of themselves. store's tke Pltr." Washington Herald, flenatora feel fairly sure nowadaya at all events that they may proceed with their speeches free from apprehension that they will be Interrupted ty "A message from the president." Army Gossip Mattes et a aaA Seek ef the rutae' she Arasjr a X4e ! ffreoa Vary Baatrtae. Companies A and D of th signal corps have completed field work at Fort Leav enworth. This work waa carried on during the month of June In th preparation ef technical drill regulations for tha signal corps. Contpany D haa returned to Ita reg ular station at Fort Omaha and Company A retains Its former station at Fort Leav enworth. A lengthy report of the work of these companies and pertaining to tha tech nical drill regulations which are being for mulated has been rendered and la now In the hands of th chief signal officer of th army. Th work was carried on under direction of Major Edgar Russell, assistant commandant of tha signal school, who was assisted by the officers attached to the companies and to th signal school. The recommendations of the board of army subsistence officers, lately In session at Fort Riley, Kan., haa reached tha War department. They relet mainly to th new field range nd field oven which have been under practical test and subjected to careful examination. Certain minor mod ifications have been suggested by th ex perts In the models, a description of which, together with with Illustrations, has been published In these columna. Th field range which Is suggested for adoption by the War department as an army standard la one capable of providing for an organi sation of war strength. Th field oven is of the eontlmous baking type, with the capacity of about 180 rations. The reports from the board at Fort Riley hav been submitted to th general staff of th War department for comment. The purchase of bicycles for us at mili tary posts Is held to be a proper charge against the appropriation for th transpor tation of th army and Ita supplies. This decision of the assistant comptroller of the treasury follows one mad In Ootober, 1906, In which It. waa held that th appro priation was applicable to tha payment of the cost of automobilea or touring car purchased during that year for tha use of the quartermaster's department. Th prin ciple underlying these decisions Is that th transportation of troops Is plaoed under the control and supervision of th secre tary of war and It la mad th duty of the quartermaster's department under di rection of the sectetary to furnish proper means of transportation for th array. Tha keenest Interest attached to tha action which will ba taken by tha comptroller of the treasury on the representations which have been made to him for a reopening of the claims for army longevity pay In which many officers of the army ar concerned. Th auditor for th War department haa refused to consider these cases, It Is understood, mainly for the reason that a favorable action on the claims would neces sitate th appropriation of a large amount of money. Thla doea not appeal to moat people aa an eminently just determination of legitimate claims, th merit of which has been sustained by a supreme court decision. Bom of the claims have been paid, about thirty being represented In a certified account which waa sent to con greaa at the last session. Th fact that some claims -have been settled and many other claims have not been reopened consti tutes a situation which cannot fall of be ing regarded as Inconsistent and unjust. Th appeal, which is now before the comp troller, appears to leave no opportunity for th further postponement of theaa Just clalma and it will be Interesting to observe whether . the comptroller's office can fur ther evade th Issue now so directly pre sented. On of th most Important chang In army regulations Is that which haa ben recommended by the general staff and which nlacea a restriction upon th ex penditure of savings on articles of th army ration. Tha making of aavlngs of nv article of the ration, with a view to Di.rcha.slns the article elaewher than from the commissary, ta strictly prohibited. This Is In the lln of recommendations wnicn have been made by th Inspector general. th commissary general, and other offlcere of the army who ara interested in provia- th. soldier with th beat obtainable pro visions. Hitherto. It ha been poeslbl for ,v... savins to be diverted from Ui ac quisition of food and expended In th dl rectlon of qulpmnt whtoh added to tfc nf the enlisted mn. It M mam talned that th entire amount allottee for nmvistnna should be expenoeo ior wi This make It Impossible for the purehaa In the open market for eoffe, beef, and other arUclea at a much cheaper rat than k. are obtainable from tn ommwearjr. ri.i. course, must be don by aequlr- Ing food which Is not up 10 ui aanoru or which does not pass Inspection, and th military authorities hav com to th conr allies, w . M elusion that this proceeding mi vlsable. iT.n k nuvtmmendatlon ef th quarter maater general of the army, the War de partment haa adopted a eysiem oi .,. .imhr of horaea annually re quired aa remounts for th army. It has been decided that thla allotment ahall not exceed 10 per cent of the maxlmutn au thorised allowance or noraes ior service. As horse furnished from the ra- . j,.r.r,,m win be young and will hav been handled only with a view to breaking them to harnea and aaddle. gent Ing and acustomlng them to weight carrying, and generally preparing them te recelv. their military training, auch horses when Issued to the cavalry and artillery ahould. upon receipt at posts or by organisations to which they ar. assigned, recelv. careful handling and aiding under th supervision of a competent officer before being placed in th ranks for the regular military du Ues , a. troop and battery horeee. To this end commanding outers w... ganlsatlon commandera. or any other of ficer, responsible for recently received re mount. Thev. th. necessary preliminary Naming given th. animal, before they ar. M.ed full m'nr . T,h f m.Xl principle, as laid down in service manual, or taught at. service achoola will be followed. TRKASl RK OF THE gOIL. Greatest Mo.t B.aerlea; Ilry of (he Wtt. Collier's Weekly. Farstretchlng flelda of waving grain will soon cover tha Infinite psalrlea. Th. har vest daya will coma, wh.n, deaplt. th. problem, of the unmployd. th rancher will call tn vain tor tha handa with which to gather the spoil of th reaper and the winnowed wealth of th thresher. It Is a great industry, this tickling of th vaet plain to feed the craving appetite of a nation. More enduring it is than that other great Industry of tha wast which explores .h fissures of the earth for treaaur. Th men who awea ana mui. hlssts of th pralrl aun earn their wag. The nation whose blood la renewed by the yield of their tabor Is their debtor. . Western Enterprise. Wall Street Journal. That the western potato crop will be a large one this year la assured. An Illinois farmer has trained a flock of ducks te rat potato bugs and hires them out to neis-hbwia at 1 a day each. .. t -m THE SUCCESS OF THIS BANK is due to FIFTY-TWO YEARS of careful, con servative banking methods together with court eous, liberal treatment of customers. Hay We Not Serve Yon. tmeaeaaBBSBBawx . PERSONAL NOTES. A San Francisco millionaire muat go to th penitentiary for a year for perjury. The privileges of the rich out on th Pacific ara narrowing. Messina as a place of residence has been put on the black list by nature. When even the ruins of houses ar not permitted to re main intact It Is time to move. Ephemereal Is the fame of White House babies. Baby MoKee of the Harrison ad ministration, who graduates from Yale this year, may be heard from later. Governor Joe Brown of Georgia, who was Inaugurated June 26. haa attached an old fashioned gourd dipper to the water cooler In tha reception room at th atate houae. 'Formerly candidates for office In coun try towna In Kansas," say the Topeka Capitol, "announced It by printing a card In the newspapers. Nowadaya they do It by joining th Antl-Horsethlef association." Orin 8. Wood, a pioneer constructor of telegraph lines, who died recently at hla home In Turner, N. r., aged 81, entered the telegraph service tn Washington In W44, waa an operator on the original wire between Baltimore and Washington and studied telegraphy under 8. F. B. Morse. Joshua ZelUaln bf Brooklyn, a native of Russia, who was born July 4, IMS. tells a reporter that h considers himself a "stppe-ncphw" ef Unci 8am. He at tributes his longevity to a moderate use of liquor and tobacco and gives notloe that on Sunday next h la going to have that day th beat amoke of his life. SWINDLING THE LAND HUNGRY. Immigrants Taken la by Boomers of terlle Land. St. Paul Pioneer Press. Outside the list of penitentiary offenses there are few acta more abominable than that of the land speculator who, by spe cious misrepresentations. Induces some con fiding Immigrant to Invest his little means tn "jack pin" or ether land, en which. In moat eases, It la impossible for him to make a living. The Rocky Mountain News has therefore adopted a commendable course lo publishing th real fact In re gard to certain lands which were being thus foisted upon uninformed purchasers. It claims to have recently saved seventeen Oklahoma families from th long-drawn misery of attempting to make a farm where th. basis of a sufficient soli was wanting. The land deal.r who la Instrumental In locating newcomers on tha good lands with which Minnesota and other states abound Is doing a public service. But he who fools immigrants Into unprofitable Investments Is a public enemy. For every settler who Is thus fooled and who flnda, after a ahort experiment, that the money he haa paid and tha labor he haa expended on land and Improvements have been practically thrown away at one sounds his pitiful story abroad. So far as his Influence can reach. h give, the region where he has settled a black eye." And when, finally, hla home hi abandoned and he goes elsewhere, penniless, to earn a living as a railroad hand er otherwise, as best be can. the de serted building and futile "Improvements" remain a s landing; advertisement to dis credit th country. It ta true tnt modem scientific ag-iicul- For the First Ten Days of July all saving deposits made with' this bank will bear interest from July 1.; Accounts may be opened with one dollar or more. ; in the Savings Department or THE United Slates Nai l Bank N. W. Cor. 16th and Farnam Sts. Oldest Bank in Nebraska Established 1856. Capital and Surplus $1,200,000.00 r Give your stomach eating mm The food that is full of nutriment ' and I easily digested. Heat in oven and serve I with milk or cream. 1 . .-.JifcUBcamXfrgt CaDital - $5oaooao( Surplus fi Profits -SffiQflftQa tur has means of turning even jack pin lands end muskeg swampa to aome sort of profitable huabandry if th owner has a pur long enough and can afford to wait But the ordinary Immigrant Is not usual l a sclenttflo expert, and hla purse Is but a slander one. Therefor the consciences speculator who beguiles him cannot find excuse behind the experiments of scientist and men of capital. . TOUCHING THE FUNNYBONE. "Father." Said little Rollo, "what Is an egotist!" "An egotist, my son. Is a burnt msirh that thinks It was the whole fireworks." -Chicago Reoord-Herald. "The flrat day out waa perfectly lovely." aald the young lady Just back from Abroad. "The water was as smooth as glit.- and It waa simply gorgeous: - Rut the pcond day waa rough and er decidedly ui.-g..i-geous." Everybody's Magaxlne. "I come from one of the oldeit families In Europe." said the titled suitor. "I know," answered Mr. Cumrox; "one of those families ttiat fought and worked so hard yeara ago that subsequent gener ations have done nothing except try to get rested up." Washington Star. Nan I see Percy is beoomlng quite at tentive to Kit Sklmmerhorn. Io you sup pose his Intentions are serious T Fan Perhaps not. but he'll soon find out that Mamma Bklmmerhorn's are. Chicago Tribune. Clrous Mansger i' thought when the clown married he -would stop drinking. But he goes on worse apreea than ever. rog' Trainer Yes, but you see he mar ried the snake charmer. Baltimore Ameri can. "One-half of the world Coes not know how the other half lives." "Well, It Is gratifying to think that one half of the world attends to Its own busi ness. Puck. Madge Why is she going to the moun tains instead of the seashore? Marjorie She thinks she looks better In a peekaboo waist than in a bathing suit. Judge. His Pastor My dear air. don't you think you ought to try to come more in contact with your fellow men? Mr. Muntoburn My dear doctor, so many people touch me every day of mi ni that I have been compelled to employ a secretary at a good salary to act as a buffer. Chicago Tribune. v , . THE DULL THUS. 'TIs sweet to alt and dream While strenuous duties crowd Of vale and hill 'and stream And Idly drifting cloud: 'TIs sweet to close one's eyes To the worries of today And feast the Inward vision With dreams of far away. What clear pools tippling He, What bird notes lure thee far Beyond aroufstomed scenes, Where beauteous landscapea are; Where slips th golden day Adown aome distant crest; 8he beckons you to come To th luxuriant west. Tes, It is joy to roam In fancy, but In fact, Vacation hours their toll. Are careful to exact; 'Tie sweet to wander far. Where dance these western rills; I lov vacation time But, oh, you bills' BAVOLL NE TRELB. Spokane, Wash., July,, UOt, "a square deal" by