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WALKER, Notary Public Baikswrtkara leaving tha city tans aorarlly ahaald suit Tha Baa (Had to taasa. A 44 rasa will k chang-ad am aftea mm raeetd. This is not too early to begin to get safe and sane. I To the disappearing free lunch counter: Not goodbye, but au ravoir. Those medals and receptions appear to have worked a hoodoo for the Wright brothers. The Lincoln Star says' that the Omaha city council Is "a democratic city council." Wo object. June Is past, but tha marriage license clerk serves notice that he Is still working at the same old stand. William T. Stead's new plan to com municate with tha spirits might prove -useful In Nebraska after 8 o'clock. ' ' The ' Controversy over a literal pur gatory Is too warm for thia kind of weather and we move to adjourn until December. " Perhaps E. H. Harrlman la trying electrification on himself, so that if it -works out all right he may try it on bis railroads. Turkey and Greece are respectfully requested not to start any war Just now, a all our war correspondents are busy at Washington. Nebraska's state treasurer has al most a million dollars on hand, and the state completely out of debt. An other prosperity straw. A floating island bas been con structed for the Champlaln celebra tion, but It Isn't exactly the kind mother used to make. Washington state suffragettes had a lively row in their convention, but possibly they are only In training for a militant campaign. The threatened drouth in Tennessee 'haa bn delayed by a court injunc tion, but- tha mountain moonshiners doubtless have a simpler method. Dr.' Eliot's five feet of books has inert r if it will lend literary tone to the house and you really do not have to read all the books In your library. If Mother Earth did appropriate the moon, as the California professor al leges, she has been In undisputed pos session long enough to perfect title. Ohio democrats are assiduously cul tivating the Harmon presidential boom for 1911, evidently hoping that plenty of time will permit Its reaching ma turlty. Mrs. Oould Bays she is going to economise by wearing fewter dresses She might compromise by going back on tha stage - and. wearing them shorter. The Standard Oil company's Oer man branch shows a decline in earnings for the year. If this thing keeps up John D. will have to econo mist oa his golf balls. President Calhoup of the San. Fran ciaco Street lull way company la to be retried, .bis former hearing resulting la, disagreement, j Attorney. Honey's motto must be, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." ThJs coming fall la likely to witness another rush for Indian lands to be opaned in South Dakota. Tha days of tha land rushes In this country are drawing to a close, for not many tracts yemalB. to. bo opened, but still tha peo- pit ara as iaod hungry as aver. Mr. Taft'i Warning. In his address at Yale university President Taft baa Indirectly Issued a warning to his party colleagues of the senate and house that they must pass a tariff hill measurably satisfactory to the country or the republicans will be aking a chance on finding themselves In the minority In the next house. Mr. Taft Is diplomatic and under stands well tho relation of the execu tive, but for all that his words are not to be mistaken. He says the party must make good on Its promises or risk defeat when It again goes before the people. Whether the bill as It stands In the senate falls short of meeting his Ideas of making good party promises ran be only Judged by his previous utterances, but there Is ample reason to believe that he expects material modifications of the bill In conference, where he should be in better position to make his Influence felt. Not alone In relation to the tariff s President Taft's utterance timely. It Is a repetition of the pledges he made as a candidate as to clinching the policies of President Roosevelt. He Is quietly end unostentatiously hewing to the line nnd serves notice to all concerned that there Is to he no reversal of policy. If congress will do Its part, as well as the president, to meet public expectations the party will have nothing to fear In the next congressional election. Settling Up South Dakota.. The prospective opening to settle ment of two more sections of the Sioux reservation in South Dakota Is of great importance to that state. Adding to the productive area, with Its consequent increase In population, is alone material, but solidifying the nterests of the state Is also of great value. Formerly the section east of he Missouri river and the Black Hills district were separated by the vast reservation with no means of direct communication and the two had little In common. Previous settlements. with those In prospect, have brought railroads Into the reservation, connect ing the two sections and harmonising differences. With the additional population at tracted to these lands and their pro ductive capacity added to It's wealth there appears no reason why South Dakota should not advance more rapidly than ever before. .If these lands are opened this fall, as antici pated, they will be settled before the census Is taken and the state receive the benefit of full publicity of Its growth. Indirectly the great addition to the grain growing and consuming section at Omaha's doors will benefit this city. Decadence of the Lobbyist. The best Informed people In Wash ington assert that the lobbyist, in the sense that the term was used a quar ter of a century ago. Is practically tin known in the capital city today and that the few who hang on, Instead of living on the fat of the land, lead a precarious existence. Large Interests nowadays affected by legislation use entirely different methods. ' High priced lawyers and technical experts present their cases to congressional committees and public sentiment, where possible, is brought to bear upon legislators. The man who pays any of the professional lobbyists re maining in Washington for his serv ices is worse than wasting his money. The lobbyist who would undertake to operate as did Tom Troy, Sam Ward, Nat McKay or others of their type would find none to attend their swell dinners or accept the thinly veiled favors. It Is true, of course, that legislation may often be improperly influenced, but more often this is done from within than from without congress. Large interests employing so many men they can make or unmake con gressmen or senators find their advo cates on the floor with political for tunes as the prise. These and other Indirect Influences have always been exerted, but the most careful observ ers Insist there is less flagrant corrup tion in public life in Washington than at any time In recent years. - That Brandenburg Article. While much ado was made over the charges that the Grover Cleveland article printed by the New York Times last year was spurious, comparatively little attention seems to be given to the acquittal of Broughton Branden burg, accused of forgery in connection therewith. The trial of Brandenburg has. at any rate, brought out the facts bearing on the preparation and publi cation of this article and discloses un disputed evidence that, whether Mr. Cleveland ever signed a copy of the article or not, the article Itself was made up of materials furnished by him, and reflected his opinion of Mr. Bryan and his views of the then polit ical situation without willful misrep resentation. The views embodied in that article were, in substance, the views of Mr. Cleveland expressed by him freely to other people. The exact phraseology may not have been his, and he doubt less was unfortunate in his selection of an agent to whom ha Intrusted the preparation and marketing of the manuscript. But the hue and cry about a political conspiracy to use the name of Grover Cleveland to rally his democratic friends against Mr. Bryan has had the bottom knocked com pletely out of it There Is no question that GTOver Cleveland died thoroughly convinced that Mr. Bryan was an unsafe political leader for tha democracy, and -that, although his third nomination was foreordained, publis Mjlfare deinandel his defest again as much as It did when he had run before. The charge that the Brandenburg article was spurious was made In the heat of the campaign for tha purpose of counteracting Its effect as a political document, and In the hopa that It could be made to act as a boomerang In favor of Mr. Bryan. But this hope, too, was disappointed, and it Is doubtful If the article cut much figure either way in the actual outcome of the presidential election. Coming Retirement of Von Bnelow. The announcement is made that Chancellor von Buelow of the German empire Is to retire upon the adoption of tha proposed financial program now before the Reichstag. He Is the third to hold that office since the empire was established In 1871 and has been in office eleven years. The responsibilities of Imperial chancellor are great and the difficulties Immense. He Is the head of a re sponsible ministry, which must depend upon a patchwork majority In the leg islative bodies. To statesmanship he must add political adroitness of the highest order to hold together the groups necessary for a majority. Be tween his legislative duties, handling the delicate complications of Interna tional politics In which Germany Is Immersed and the erratic, but brilliant, emperor, the task is one to tax tho chancellor's powers to the utmost. It Is not strange, therefore, after eleven years' service von Buelow should de sire a rest. Should be finally retire voluntarily and In good favor ho will be tho first to do so, for both Bismarck and Hohenlohe broke with the em peror and made their exits from office in Imperial disfavor. Discussion of a successor Is appar ently profitless at present, because von Buelow's proposed retirement Is con tingent upon passing the financial bills and this Is apparently some time in the future and may require an appeal to the country, owing to conservative defection from the parliamentary ma jority. Von Buelow's stature as a statesman 1b difficult to measure at present, but certainly to maintain him self in so difficult a position for eleven years reflects consummate ability. Another nice question raised by the daylight saloon law Is, When is 8 o'clock? Our timepieces are now set to what Is known as standard time, gauged according to the time at cer tain fixed meridians, and changing one full hour at each fifteenth meridian. Here In Omaha our clocks and watches show the sun time in the neighbor hood of Chicago, when in fact our own sun time varies some thirty minutes. Eight o'clock by the watch here Is only half past 7 by the sun, and If we should take Denver time Instead of Chicago time It would be only 7 o'clock. Only one thing is certain that whenever 8 o'clock p. m. Is, 7 o'clock a. m. is thirteen hours prior thereto. Whether the 8 o'clock law is or Is not contested by the liquor dealers through their associations or Individ ually, the law will sooner or later have to run the gauntlet of the courts, be cause the first offenders charged with violating it will surely raise every de fense within reach, and the one de fense will be to question its validity. That is the history of nearly every law that adds new penalties to the crimi nal code, and the 8 o'clock closing law will hardly be an exception to the rule. When the socialists went into court to test Nebraska's first direct primary law there was no such holler from the demo-pops as they are now raising over the move to test tha so-called nonpartisan Judiciary act. WJiyT Is it because tha original direct primary law was passed by a republican legis lature, while the so-called nonpartisan judiciary law waa passed by a demo pop legislature? Hanging up the deposit guaranty act is hard on the office-hungry demo crats who thought they were connect ing with the pay roll under it. Still, no harder on them than it would have been on the republicans whom the democratic law-makers thought they had legislated out of office. If his portrait correctly represents blm, ex-President Reyes of Colombia looks much like Emperor William of Germany. The . resemblance stops there, however, as the emperor is still working at his job. Scientists have figured it out that tha SaltOn soa in southern California will have evaporated by 1915. As it is forty miles long and In places 100 feet deep, the sun will have to keep busy at that. A New York firm advertises to de liver aeroplanes within forty days of receipt of tha order, . which would seem to be an Indication that the age of aviation Is really dawning. A French professor who visited this country returned home to sing the praises of the American hospital nurses. He is not the first man to fall In love with the nurse. Idas! His Old rrlaads. Chicago Tribune. Furthermore Mr. Bryan glvs It out dis tinctly that h wants no mora newspaper notoriety. But who ever would hav heard of him If It had not baen for th newspapers? A Pulat Overlooked. Boston Herald. A grandson of th author of "America." in a letter to a New Tork newspaper, In opposition to th campaign of raoa preju dice which has been launched as a result of the Elsie Sigel affair, suggeata that even If acne Chinese hav "pratanded conver biou they are neither th first nor th last to mak religion a cloak for evil alms. He declares th chief menace to our country comes from those who seek to msgnlfy rselal hostilities and to create factitious hatreds. Balldtnst es Harrlman Froat. ft. Louts Olobe-Democrat. Mr. Harrlman has been told that he must take on more flesh and drink beer to do It. Some of the men on whom Mr. Harrl man has fallen are sure that h Is heavy enough already. Cut the prescription Is tha first encouragement the brewers have had In a lonr time. Some r.rnt One Overlooked. St. Ixiuls Republic. It Is disappointing to find In Tha Omaha Bee's essay on proper tributes to sreat men no recommendation of a memorial to th herolo loyalty manifested by Da mon Heebert Jones to Pythiss Jep Howe when th great reformer of St. Louis was "pinched" for scorching. SldllitK I p to Oonrt Friend. Wall Street Journal. Several years ago th influence of the United States was exerted to save China from beln carved up and divided among several European powers. Possibly the as tute Chinese thought of this, and reasoned that with larite amounts of American money Invested there the fnlted States would be more than ever disposed to help malntalr. the Integrity of tha Chinese em pire. Warn I nan Worth Meed In sr. Boston Herald. The American Institute of Homeopathy, meeting In Detroit last week, condemned the use of bemnate of soda as a preserva tive, and Indorsed Dr. Wiley's efforts. The Indiana Pure Food and Drug; commissioner has been testing benioate for Its effect In soda fountain syrups, and reported to the State Pharmaceutical association last week that Its Injurious character had been es tablished beyond doubt. Warning was slven of an order to be Issued by the Indiana Board of Health forbidding the use of this preservative at soda fountains. A few more decisions of this nature, with proper pub llclty, will put an end to the usefulness of bentolc acid In any form and be ms ef fective as a federal prohibition. Fannlrst Thins; In Tariff Debate. New Tork Sun. When Is a tariff rata a revenue duty? Mr. Baron of Georgia thinks his proposed rata of 4 cents a pound upon Sea Island cotton would not b at all protective, whll Senator Aldrlch thinks It would be too high. He asked Mr. Bacon In th sen ate yesterday who desired such a duty, and th Georgia Senator replied: "Th growers of th cotton wanted a much higher duty than I have asked for, and I declined to ask tha senate for mora than a revenue duty. I do not propose to stand for a protective duty." This Is the funniest thng that has been said during the debate, and the Hon. Au gustus Octaviiis Bacon Is tha most sol emn man In the senate. Piping- Off Dream. Cleveland Plain Dealer. It Is pleasant to contemplate E. H. Har rlman planting trees along his western trunk lines, making parallel rows of ver dura from the Mississippi valley to the Pacific slope. The scheme 6f planting trees along the right of way la not a new one, but It has never before been put Into exocutlon on so large a scale. Such trees serve as a natural snowshed, provide a fu ture supply of material for ties and other railroad work, and add to the attractive ness of the railroad. They do not shut out the view sufficiently to diminish tha en Joyment of th traveler, and their shad materially adds to his comfort. It would be well If many railroads follow the Har rlman example. . PROP0SjJfy Cl'STOMS COURT. 1' h m9mmmm9m Method of Settling; Disputes Between Importers and Appraisers. Indianapolis Journal. The naw tariff bill contains a provision to establish a customs court of appeals, composed of five Judges, at a salary of 110,000 each. Tha court Is to have exclu five Jurisdiction In disputes between lnv porters and customs appraisers. Opposition to the proposed court has de veloped, upon the ground of its cost and Its excluslveness. Th regular federal courts, now burdened with th host of customs cases, would be relieved by th transfer to a special Juris diction, as they would ba relieved were all patent cases transferred to a special patent court. The regular Judges possess no special knowledge of either customs or patents, and have to go to school to the lawyers In nearly every customs or patent case. In general, any measure, which, Justlfla' bl In Itself, tends to raduo the calendars of the federal courts, especially that of th supreme court. Is commendable. The new plan provides for quick de cisions In customs cases. As things are, the Importer who appeals pays the tariff and sells tha goods on the basts of th tariff paid. If he wins his oae after long delay he receives back th excess of duty, which he pockets. But tha consumer does not shar In th rectification. Tariff cases. Ilk patent eases. Involve interpretations of a special law. Therefore the desire of tha Treasury department for special judges tiaving special Jurisdiction and possessed of special knowledge ap pears reasonable. PERSONAL NOTES. Sorrola, the Spanish panter, returned horn with (500,000 In his pocket after a five months' stay In the United States. Mrs. Thomas P. Gore, wife of th blind senator from Oklahoma, declares her re sentment of any suggestion that her hus band is "a wife-made man." A militant suffragette keeps getting ar rested becausa she will Insist on holding meetings In New York streets without first securing the license that might ba had for tha asking. A man desiring to hold similar gatherings would get tha license and not feel especially abused at th necessity. Mrs. Emma Neal Douglas of Atlanta, worth $300,000 In her own right, who Is suing E. L Douglas, worth ffiOO.OOO for divorce, charges her husband with miser liness. She says that even during th honeymoon he began charging her for every meal she ata and compelled her to settle every month, and that he required her to pay tha extra expense for any guest she might have. Senator Lodge came over to New Tork Saturday to see Mrs. Theodore Roosevelt and her family aboard tha liner bound for Italy. "You know that I am never inter viewed." said Mrs. Roosevelt to tha re porters; "I leave all that to my husband." Miss Ethel Roosevelt, being asked to pose for a picture, sensibly replied: "We have been In tha public eye for seven years and hava had enough of It. Give somebody else a chance." E. B. Hala, a St. Louis negro, declares that after ten years of effort he has per fected a plan to colonise 2 000 negroes In Southwest Missouri. It has been the dream of Hale's Ufa to eatablidsh a colony for his race that might ba self- supporting and Independent of tha white man. Now, he says, his dream is about to be realised It Is Hale's plan to build homes for the negroes on ST.000 acres of land In Carter and Butler counties, on whii-n ha says his company has an option. . Washington Life Short Sketches of Xneldente and Bp sodes that Mark tba Frog-rass of X rente at tba national Capital. Th ItvelUst roar heard along th Potomac at Washington since the railroads took the Roosevelt medit-me cornel from ii,. in.imt vocal machinery of agents of bonding compsnles. In volume and fury It surpasses the rival roar provoked by the proposed corporation tax. Bonding busi nesses a great snap In Washington. A great many federal employes are required to furnish fidelity bonds, tha cost of which makes quite a cut In the salaries. In years past the cost was moderate, about $1 per $1,000. But on the first of this year the bonding companies got together and the price was boosted to IS per $1,000. Appeals from the victims Induced Chslrman Tawney of the house appropriations committee to In vestigate the combine and his announced determination to suppress the graft caused the vocal disturbance. Mr. Tawney says the officials of the Posioffice department annually pay $)?0.0'i0 In premiums for bonds. The department maintains a bond division, where the clerks examine the sureties, classify them, look after renewals and perform other clerical work. Th cost of maintaining this division Is $20,000 a year. The average an nual loss which th bonding companies have made good has been $32,000. Mr. Tawney thinks this Is a very high rate of Insurance for the government and Its of ficers to pay. He says the figures for the Navy department and War department are even more striking. Ther hav been practically no defalcations by th bonded officers of those two departments. Mr. Tawney telle of the pitiful case of the disbursing clerk of th census bureau. This official, who will disburse $14.000,OJO during the coming year, receives th munificent salary of The bonding companies have decided that he must furnish a surety of $100,000. At $3 per $1,000 the hapless census employe would be required to hand over to the bonding company 13 per cent of the annual salary. Th chief defense of th bonding con cerns for increasing rates is that they hava merely put the chars up to the regular banking ratea. They protest bit terly that Chairman Tawney Is takln away from them th "cream of the bond ing business." This argument haa not appealed very Strongly to tha Minnesota man, who says that he will press for the adoption of his measure as soon as an opportunity offers. Now comes the great question that is agitating social Washington, reports the National Magaxtne. Erudite authors and ambitious newspaper-men are contributing a symposium on "how to choose a wife." The old and yet aver new story of love and mating Is always a popular theme tor discussion. The conclusion was reached in on corner of the press gallery, during a special dls cusHlon of this question, that "not one man out of 1,000 who marries actually chooses his wife." He thinks, It Is true, that he Is courting a girl, while as a mat tar of faot. It 1c tha girl who Is courting him. When ha thinks ha la claiming her for his own, as a matter of fact she is making him a oaptlve for Ufa. Of course It was admitted, there was a sort of charm in such captivity even for the most free dom-loving man; still no amount of dls. cuBslon appeared to bring any real solu tlon of th way a man chooses his wlfa, or the way a wlfa chooses a husband. In fact, this complicated question promises to take rank with tha old query, "How old In Ann?" tha true authorship of "Ain't It awful, Mabel 1" or ' the 'unanswerable problem, "Who atruck Billy Patterson V It has been suggested that if tha govern ment would take a hand In the solution, as It does In Japan, It might ba possible to marry the right women to tha right men train up a lady, fit her in every way for wifehood, then shoot her home with a dispatch authorising her to marry some dystlnsulshed nan, much In tha same way that tbes affairs were managed or mismanaged In tha days of tha grand old Spartans. Three hundred and ninety-one disgusted statesmen are creeping dejectedly around Washington these scorching days, their minds filled with visions of gurgling trout streams, billowing surf, neglected farms vacant law offices. They are th members of th house of representatives, and they ar waiting with suoh fortitude as they can muster for tha senate to get through with, tha tariff bill so that they can so home for a little vacation. If "Uncle Joe" and the republican whip didn't keep after them with might and mala, reports a correspondent of th Bos ton Herald, It would ba Impossible to mus ter a quorum, , for the almost endless job of waiting patiently with nothing to do but answer to their names twloe eaoh week has become a trifle tedious. Th base ball games hava baen ona ray of comfort In an otherwise boundless deso lation this summer. Every time the horn team comes back a band of weary states men may b found in tha front row root ing with tha only enthusiasm that has been manifested in official circles since Champ Clark was beaten for the speaker ship on tha opening day of tha session, 'way back in March. Ona of tha most popular congressmen these hot days Is Frank Lowden of Chi cago. Mr. Lowden, who Is a man of wealth, owns a magnificent yacht, which ha has had on tha Potomac since tha be ginning of tha heated term. A keen sailor who enjoys tha sport, he takes a party of congenial spirits down th river for a sail almost every evening. Soma of th California congressmen have been whtling away the tim on fishing trips, but the Potomac has been so muddy, by reason of a series of rains, that tha bass fithlng has been ruined, and the westerners are compelled to go down Into Virginia and North Carolina for their sport Representative Kahn of San Francisco, who used to live In Boston, Is an angler of note, and usualy organises the fishing trips. Mr. Kahn has also discovered a new diversion to while away the time. Ha haa bean visiting tba battlefields around Washington and, aa there ar hundreds of them, he has mapped out a pretty good Job. Speaker Cannon spends, a part of each day In his office at th capnol. H Is ex tremely busy Just now, for he Is making up the committee assignments, which will be announced at the close of tha extra session. Many members, with desires for particular eommittea Jobs, drop In to see hlin every day to ask their favors. Washington Js a lonesome town In the summer. Tha city Is almost devoid of amuuemants. and whenever tha Jaded statesmen want to sea a good hot weather show they Jump over to New Tork to take in tha roof gardens. Reprexenlatlv Cartrr of Oklahoma Sow Is the fastest talker In tha houxe. He averages about 2uQ words a minute. For mer Representative Llttlefleld held Hie record when be was la tne uuh. On one occasion he averaged K words In a min ute for fifty minutes. Every quotation, every table of atatld tlcs and every historical reference - made by an orator of either the house or the senat is verified by th stenographers be tor being mad a part of the record. A fact known probably only to tbes stenog raphers Is the truth that rarely does a man when reading from a reference book during a speech read the selected matter correctly. Therefore, the rule of tha stenographers' office Is that every quota tion, no matter how seemingly InMgnlflcanl it appear, must be verified. DRAT tlU.IMHIS TO IT. Navigators of Ancient Ireland Claim Priority aa American Dlacaverera. New Tork World. In a book about to be published In Lon don the well-known tradition or a pre-Co-lumbus Irish settlement In America re ceives startling support. With the dis covery of certain Arabian and Scandina vian maps In the Caoanatensin library in Roma the habitation of America by the Celts before Columbus arrived is estab lished beyond question. The Tact that the finder of this Inter esting information is a woman and the only one of her sex to be appointed by the pope to assist the commission for tho revision of the Vulgate only serves to Intensify the general interest In the work she is about to lay before the public. Mrs. Marlon Mulhall, author of . "Th Celtic Sources of . the Divine Comadla," and numerous other works.. I the dis coverer of the hitherto only fabled ac count of an early invasion of America by the Irish. Th maps she discovered among the musty trchlves of tha Casanatennls li brary are of unquestioned authenticity, and show that , not only did the Irish establish a Christian colony In America In the first century of Christianity, but they gave the name of their native land to that part of the new country which they occupied. Klsewher in the book, which bears the title, "Kxplorers In the New World Be fore and After Columbus," are chapters on navigators of the sixteenth century, Irish commanders In Chile and Peru, Hlberno-Spanlsh notables, and various episodes and personalities connected with th romantic conquest of South America. The book omits no Important name or event, and for the first time gives their due meed to the Irish soldiers and states men who have horne surh a notable part In South American history. WnAT PAKE.T ot M KNOW, Tbe Rlsrht Thlna; to Do In Cna of Fireworks Injuries. Chicago Record-Herald., Every parent ought to know how to pro tect his children from lockjaw In case they are Injured In the course of Fourth of July celebrations. Ha ought to know that the sliRht as we'.l as the serious Injury may result 'in lock jaw. He ought to know that In every case of Injury a doctor should be called. He ought to know that tha wounds should be washed and peroxide of hydro gen applied even before the doctor cornea, and that the wound must be kept open in tha meantime. He ought to know that medical treat ment should Include thorough cleansing of the wounds, cauterisation with a carbollo acid solution or other disinfectant, and that It should be dressed every day. He ought to know that anti-tetanic serum can be obtained gratis In case It Is needed and ha Is unable to pay for It. Every parent ought to clip a copy of th health department's recommendations out of tha newspapers and paste It in his hat till tha last echo of the celenratton la over. 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TWABT. Becretary. 18B- loth atreat, Knaauvs CU. Ma. Da- o wn e 1 1 T-Tcvll Rl. Rev. Arlhnr LHUllams.L L D. President of Trustees. KiM m ABfDXsT, rauaroxrax. CartKioata admits without ex amination ta WallaaUr. mlth. Vaaaar. Unlvaraity of Chicago and hi ah astarn Institution. College preparatory, academic and collegiate courses. Native French and Qarman teachers. Experienced instructors in music, all educated in Europe. Ex cellent advantages in Fine Art. Thorough courses in domestic economy Sewing, Cooking, etc. Well equipped gymnasium and outdoor sports under professional supervision. Illustrated year book sent on application. W Prepare for Successful Fannin or for Business Life Tha as damands training: In builnmi methods (or both the city and country, pmltlons await all our graduates. Htronif farulty of specialists. Beautiful Illus trated catalogue aent on application KBISaJIi aCXOOX. OF TJBIJS8B rvirmrrly Hrown's Coll-s I ISIS O aurast, uaTCOUT KlSUIIa. FOREST PARK titooklioff Piano. . 48th Tear. Collar an Dollar yrpartory. Certirlrate admits to Wellesley, tfirilth, Vsssar and Ml. Hnlyoke. 24 Instructors, nymnssluin. Exi.rs- 1 1 II I tlr H ff I TV ?,'t f:y"X.r"d UNIVERSITY and tuition .6a-t25. ;MJt. AJITA SSS1D fttrSWfl fret ST. LOVIS, MO. LAUGHING LINES. I ilon I know what to n-.iv.. of vnt vnung spendthrift. snU'i me pvidant r i . live. - should ray he la a victim ii Itv." said Mls Cavenne. "It ni fortune to Inherit a lot of mom-' Ington Star. If the Cr and Kmneror William roiun wsnted to estnbllfh an entente cordials thev took a tineer wav.of doing It.' "How sot " "Thev. went, to the Klnlsh for th begln ing "Baltimore Amertcnn. Pat An' jhwat the dlvlV Is a chafln' d sh ' Mike Whlstl I'fs a fryln' pan that's got Into society. Boston Transcript. "I -im tired cf til Cffh-lal hot air taffc. Do you know of inv that Is rellahl?" "Oh. vrs: the hot nlr tnlk of the weather man when he iirnmlF a rise In tempera ture." Chicago Tribune. "T.esrin' Ttv experience 'Is' ronvtncln'." ssld I 'uncle F.ben. "Rut as Is de rase wlf toadstools an' mushrooms, It's moe'ly il wises' plan to he satisfied wlf hearsay evi dence." Washington Mfar. The Judge You shot nt the prosecutlne witness three times ' What was he dolngl The victim He was singing "In th tkvd Old Summer Time." .iiKlgi 1 ilfC'hnrged Cleveland Plsln Dealer. '.'Talking about that divorce esse, you know he proposed to her on nn nutmoltl trio." Well, these Joy rides have but one end ing.'" Baltimore Amerl ail. "Did you see the Sugar .trust's state ment?" "No. I've no doubt It was candied" Cleveland Plain Dealer. Chnlly Me dcah boy. why do you hnve the bsndsK around your head? Reggie A thouitlit struck me. ruck. Vest End Do vnu belle.ve la the principle thnt monev t.ilks? Mtirravhill 1 II It srtys frood-bye to me frequently. ToWa Topics. "There Is one psrsdo-xlanl experience." remarked the Home Phlhisopher, "which nearlv everv ' person hss. "What Is thatr" ssked the Jtumhle Com panion. .'' i "That it strikes no one's sense of humor to hit his funny bone.'' Baltimore Ameri can. " ' Man with. the. Bulging Brow Von w-snt to buy a Mexican dog? What for? Man with the Bulbous Noc Well. T ve taken a notion that 1 can use one of them as a raxor strap. Chicago Tribune. HOLD UP Y0UH END. Detroit Free Press. "I've noticed."'" ialrt -Abe Wllklns once, "Thst men 'are often proud. Thev like to mnke n flourish when They're mliittltn' with the crowd. An(j manv a young man blows the coin He can't afford to spend ' i RecaiiHe he "has Jhe rlofUrn h Must always hold, his end. "That 'holdln' up his end'.to'.m Is all right In lis war.'' An' yet it Is a phrSae that's led A heap of;men aatrny. I've noticed that It. most applies To bar-rooms apd cnfen, An' means that, when If Comes his turn A fellow gludry pays. , a . ' "I like a man to do his share In everything that goes. An" I despise a mean man's tricks. As everybody knows. But 1 have seen a lot of woe An' misery depend Entirely on this foolish plan Of holdln' up an end. ' v , . "I've seen a fellow blow, the coin His wife an', babies need; I've seen him tryln' hfcrd to keep A pace beyond his speed. An' then I've seen him all alone His homeward Journey wtnd. Shame-faced and downcast all becaust Ha had upheld his end. 'The name 'good fellow' la all right. But wheresoe'er I ronm, If I were you, young man, I'd try To win that name at home. My loved ones 1 would think of first. Home is the place, my friend. The only place that's Worth the fight Of holdln' . up your end."i i ' i ,U In ii ;,1. tr , I, , 1 1 i.i Kearney, Netorasita. iOU won't find a better J school ' for. your boy than Racine College. , Our wonderful success in de veloping character is the beet reason vou can liavo for . sending " ? . -a your boy to us. Write for par ticulars. Racine College. Racine, Wis, ,, Summer camp affiliated. 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