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Addrea will hw changed a aftoa mm roaMt4. The Fourth wouia be much saner If congress would only adjourn. It hag not developed whether Cas tle Gould has gone dry alnce the fam ily differences. . Does putting works of art over 20 years tld on the free list Include the cttorus girl? A safe and sane automobile race Is the latest suggestion. Plans and spec ifications sre wanting up to date. Anyhow, those Tennesseeans showed they were real sports they would not shoot s,t balloons unless they were flying. Theee June rains are very nearly what the doctor ordered and the water will come back to us later in the way of golden grain." Senator Bailey asserts he is so good a democrat that he had even voted for himself. He Is entitled to an in structed verdict. Modern research Is playing havoc with old traditions. They now say King Canute wanted to arrest the tide because It wag full. Scientists assert hlppa talpolda make fine bass bait. If you are not a scientist take the small boys' name and call It a sand bug. A social philosopher advises people not to , borrow trouble. ' Still, It Is about the only thing you can borrow without putting up collateral. Now if Dean Ward were only twins or triplets he might satisfy the de mands of all those medical schools that are competing for his services. The Atlanta Constitution devotes half a column to discussing the ques tion whether the Georgia watermelon Is In danger. Leave It unguarded and see. After the mayor and councilmen have played th Hon and lamb act, pressure for spectators' benches in the council chamber should be materially relieved. Prof Foster has been expelled from the Baptist "association, but he still has his Job with Chtcago university and has accumulated a lot of valuable advertising."-' If trouble should be raised over the firing on a dPrtsh ship by a Russian torpedo boafb; the commander will probably plead that he did not know It waa loaded. American tourists are said to have spent 65,000 in London last week That is where thrifty John Bull gets the moaey to buy his flour and a few other Indispensable. Th .Wright, brothers would never do In congress. When presented with medals by the "homo folks" they merely 'said "Thank you," and went back to work. Seattle reports a falling off In mar riage licenses issued. Probably young people - with eastern relatives do not care to vndertako housekeeping until after the exposition closes. Th Houston Post contends that the Garden of Eden wao located In Texas. It so, there la every Indication that It waa caagbt p la one of thoae Texas irphrro ,aad moved a, prodigious dis tance. Two Qaertions Answered. Two questions have been .pro pounded to The Bee by the Good Gov ernment league of Ban Francisco, which have doubtless been directed also to leading newspapers through out the country, and which, we feci sure, will elicit responses practically all In the same tenor. The questions are: I. Does the prosecution of wealthy per sons charged with elvlc crimen injure busi ness: or doe It Improve the financial standing of a city. In the eye of outside Inventor? Why? 1 Would San Frsnclsco .profit financially by abandoning th present prosecution; or ould It be to the permanent material ad vantage of th city to prosecute to a final determination the Indicted "higher ups," o-called? Why? 1. Prosecution of "malefactors of great wealth" charged with cllvc crimes cannot injure legitimate busi ness and ought to Improve the finan cial standing of a city. The invest ment of money is a purely calculating proposition and people like to Invest money In cities where they feel confi dent that it will not only make good returns, but also be aafe against plun der either by grafting public officials or plutocratic outlaws. All this is on the assumption that the wealthy per sons charged with civic crimes have really committed the crimes and that the prosecution is not Instigated or fanned on by mere prejudice against wealth. The fact that the person charged with the crime is rich or poor ought to have nothing to do with prosecution and punishment if found guilty. 2. It would be well for San Fran cisco to go on with its prosecutions If It has evidence enough to warrant reasonable expectation - of conviction. To carry on a prosecution which it is known In advance is bound to fall would be money wasted, with no suffl- elent compensating advantages In the free advertising. San Francisco should decide to go on or to stop with out reference to whether the culprits are "higher up" or "lower down," and tn Its determination be guided by the same considerations that would gov ern In any prosecution for any other crime of equal seriousness.. This general proposition Is unas sailable It never hurts a business in stitution, a political party, a city or a commonwealth to purge Itself of dis honest and recreant officials or mem bers. - Mediating; Industrial Dispute. In well-informed circles President Taft is credited with an Intention to recommend to congress legislation broadening the scope of federal media tion In labor disputes involving inter state commerce, particularly, where public rights and convenience are concerned. There Is no Intention to make arbitration compulsory or its awards binding, but simply to expand the scope, of the Erdraannact, which. has already done-much to help settle differences between employers and em3 ployes. The Erdmann act requires that at least one party to the dispute shall request the services of the Interstate Commerce commission and the com missioner of labor before these offi cials may Intervene, and It Is now proposed to make It their duty when conditions warrant it to attempt a settlement of differences. The princi pal advantage expected to be gained is an effort at settlement before the parties to controversies become em bittered and stubborn through con flict Transportation and producing com panies have grown so that strikes ef fect a much larger per cent of the country's business than formerly, and in the case of many railroad systems and manufacturing concerns a stop page of one paralyses a large portion of the nation's business. Such a strike Is not simply a controversy, between a company and Its employes, but the public has an equity In It. Prompt mediation by a recognized Impartial tribunal could doubtless in a majority of the cases bring the di vergent Interests together to their own and the public advantage. ' Canadian Railroad Invasion. Control .by the Canadian Pacific of a number of railroads In the United 8tates presents an entirely new prob lem in rate regulation. For years the Canadian road has owned the Soo line and It haa recently acquired the Wis consin Central, giving it entrance into Chicago. It has lines reaching Seattle on the Pacific coast and now rumor has It the Canadian company has pur chased the New York, Ontario & Western and the Boston & Maine. The lines in the United States owned by the Canadian road can be made to comply with the rate laws and regu lations of this country, but on freight to the seaboard, passing partly over the Canadian Pacific, the question of regulation is different. The propor tional of the rate taken by the Can adian line can be manipulated at will, so far as our laws' are concerned, and if the Canadian Pacific desires It can not only demoralise traffic matters, but make serious Inroads ' Into the business of lines this side of the bor der. Railroad managers admit that under existing law there Is no remedy, but this does not signify that one can not be found. Hitherto the railroads on this side of tho border have dominated the sit uation, but the new developments In dicate that they may not longer do so to the aame extent. The western ahlpper Is not so much concerned; in fact, tho Canadian competition is likely to be a rate equalizer, but the seaboard cities of the United States are greatly agitated and with good cause. Montreal has become a formi dable competitor for export grain traf fic and a development of the situation Is feared which will seriously affect he foreign commerce of New Tork, Boston, Baltimore and Philadelphia. How to meet such competition Is a sprlous problem. On exports the party paying the freight is beyond the Juris diction of American courts and on In coming shipments the rates can be varied by selling goods f. o. b. track at point of delivery. In this case, also, the freight payment is beyond United States Jurisdiction and If the portion of. the haul within United States territory is paid for at tariff rates, reaching the rebater or manipu lator of rates Is difficult. Greater elasticity In export rates than is now permitted Is urged by railroad man agers as the only remedy, but this In turn is complicated by domestic rates. If railroad managers are permitted to be the Judge of changes In export rates to meet outside manipulation conditions would revert to the old time chaos, and it is suggested that the Interstate Commerce commission's powers be enlarged to meet the conditions. Ouida on Suffrage. A woman's view of woman's rights and suffrage which is likely to pro voke extensive controversy Is given In the posthumous publication of a letter by Louise de la Ramee, better known as Ouida. She attacks the question with a virility equal to her best ef forts and with a frankness which no mere man would dare to do. Accord ing to Ouida, women want "equality with men" In matters of government, but shirk the equality of service and asks If women were ready to become soldiers and sailors in time of war or even surrender the little civilities ac corded the sex in excess of those be tween men, and she bluntly answers both queries in the negative. "Herein, we. conceive, lies the whole radical weakness of the hue and cry raised by women, 1. e., the demand for every thing with the resolve to concede noth ing." The arguments against suffrage are not new, only put a little more point edly, as might have been expected of Ouida, but it is her blunt declaration that the sex is inherently inferior to man that will raise the storm. She bases her argument on the scientific theory of the survival of the fittest and goes back to the time when man was inferior to the beast, but by evo lution had become his master. Both sexes, she avers, started with equal opportunity and man's supremacy was not accident, but the operation of the eternal law. If woman has not at tained an equal place with man, if she has been tardy of development, she argues, it is her own inherent fault, not man's. Ouida leads up through all the ar raignment of woman's suffrage, how ever, to a powerful plea for the broader education of women and free ing her from "superstitions" that she may better perform her task of lead ing the minds of the children In right paths and that her Influence over man may be broader and more beneficial. Influence of the United States. The position and work "of the United States in the world was force fully set forth In an address by Senor Nabuco, the Brazilian ambassador, to the students of Wisconsin university. He cited the makeup of our popula tion, a nation built by welding people of all nationalities, with the Impetus of diversified ideas all crystallized Into the basic idea of equality. "Equal ity," he says, "did not make only the success of this nation; it fixed the final type of humanity everywhere. The nation's cosmopolitan character alone has made its worldwide influ ence Irresistible." Senor Nabuco said that had the principle been tried and proved efficient with a pure race the answer too often would be In other lands "It is not suited to our people," but here Is a nation made up of Im migrants from all lands with all con ceivable ideas and governmental prac tices, all being rapidly moulded into a common mass with common ideals. Such a view of our civilization and government by an outside observer Is Instructive and encouraging, for it strengthens our faith In ourselves. It also affords a new angle of view of our Influence upon the world. We are prone to look at a nation in the light of material power and Ignore the silent Influence of example which is unconsciously remoulding all others. We are pleased to know that the rumor of Mr. Harrlman's death is en tirely unfounded. We cannot afford to spare Mr. Harriman before he builds that long promised new Union Pacific headquarters in Omaha, and even then we would like to have him visit us periodically for many years thereafter. The fact that former Senator Wil liam V. Allen Is associated with John L. Webster in the suit brought to test the bank guaranty law will probably not make the "crime of nullification" any the less in Governor Shallen berger's estimation, but the lew will have to stand the test Just '.he same. Railroads In Illinois complain that during the year 1908 they lost $16, 000,000 because of the reduction of passenger fares from 3 cents to 2 cents per mile. On the same line of reason ing they lost $30,000,000 because they were not permitted to charge 4 cents per mile. Omaha will be proud to entertain the Eagles In the style which they have been accustomed to fly, but this entertainment will necessitate some vigorous action on the part of the citi zens. It will not do to wait too long. to make preparations for the great crowd that is certain to be here In September. The local demo-pop organ wants the proposed school of cltltenshtp to be "thoroughly nonpartisan." Must be the same kind of nonpartlsanshlp It wants on the bench, for which It says it Is not In the habit of support ing republican candidates. Friends of Explorer Peary express the belief that he has reached the north pole and that he will report back at civilisation in August or Sep tember. If be leaves so soon he will not be there to welcome Wellman when he arrives. Ak-Sar-Ben welcomes them all and treats them all alike. The Printing Pressmen and the Big Eagles sre now convinced of the sincerity of Omaha's welcome. The hospitality extended these visitors will bear the closest in spection. Facing a prison term, one of the New York smugglers is before the grand Jury to tell what he knows. It is possible that the shoe may pinch some aristocratic toes before the thing is finished. The Board of Education Is kept busy providing new rooms to meet the steadily' growing demand for school accommodations In Omaha, which Is another sure Indication of the city's growth. Dealrable Signal Corp Reprolt. St. Louis Glob Democrat. The fact that a Nebraska aeronaut dropped 3. MS feet without being hurt shows that the right man la In charge of the aero plane experiments in that stat. Scale Beyond Reach. New York Post The sugar trust la afraid that the pres ent Inflamed stated of the public mind atanda In the way of a fair trial. Unfort unately! the trust Is not In a position to slip a steel spring Into the scales of Jus tice. We Never Cry "Encash." Brooklyn Eagle. Th secret of flying la bound to be mastered when a Nebraska blacksmith, who felt half a roll, refused to be dis couraged, but went straight to work on a new machine. But It I a Nebraska falling not to know when you have had punish ment enough. Wonders Ncrer Ceaae. Ptttaburg Dlapatoh. When the railroads proaecute shipper who demand rebates they set a new prece dent. It Is a much better one than the old precedent of giving the rebate when the shipper had the pull. But to make the new precedent most Impressive th prosecution should be directed carefully against the biggest shippers. The Aldrlch Tariff Idea. Boston ' Transcript, The assertion . ot Senator Brown of Nebraska that the coat of production of print paper la lens in the United States than It Is in Canada would not disturb the Aldrich leadership, evon if Brown proved his case, wViloh he Is not unlikely to do. Aldrlch has rejected the view that the tariffs should be abandoned In such circumstances, notably In the steel schedules. He wants a tariff to be an Insurance against any peculiar circum stance which might open th way to an Invasion of our markets. The Greedy Poatofllce. National Magaslna. Bom Idea of the quantity of material used by th postal service may be gained when it Is stated that during last year the division furnished 925.000,000 yards of twine, 3.20,000 pens, 21)2,000 penholders, 650,000 pen cils, and 2,600,000 blank cards. To wrap the bundles B, 400,000 sheets or wrapping paper were used. Blank forma are furnished by th millions. Of th form "Application for Domestic Money Order," which Is seen In the lobby of every postofflc. there were 161,770,000 used last year, and during th same period 89,034 rubber stamp were manufactured and supplied to postofftces. Rorkefrllerlaa: the State rnl-renlty. Springfield (Mass.) Republican. It happens to be an unfavorable year In Nebraska for RookefelUiing th state uni versity. Some say . It Is Bryan's influence that keeps th stream ot benevolence from submerging th Institution; in that case, th governor and chancellor are acting in accordance, with Mr. Bryan's wishes tn re fusing to approve a petition signed by th students asking that Mr. Rockefeller be given th opportunity to equip the new athletic field at a coat of $50,000. If th governor and th chancellor have aoted entirely on their own Initiative, so much th better. Th University of Nebraska Is a stat Institution and Its needs should be provided by th legislature. Special ap peals to millionaires for money are degrad ing to th commonwealth. PERSONAL NOTES. Senator Aldrlch enlisted as a private In th civil war. but was mustered out before bis regiment got to th front. A Virginia court haa decided that a human toe is worth $416.67. How much would that be a running footT Princess Alexandra, the first grandchild of th king and queen of England to reach the age of 18, has Juat walked In the royal proceaaion at Buckingham palace, which li the way In which royal princesses make their debut. The Mr. Smith of Philadelphia who threw his wife out of a fourth story window be cause ah had declined to procure for him a frothy receptacle of oheer known In his circles aa a "kettle of suds," ought to lie sentenced to Jail for the term of hi un natural life. Adlal B. Stevenaon, former vie president of th United State, haa written a book. The title of th book Is "tkunathing of Men I Have Known." For several years Mr. Stevenson haa been working at odd time on his rsmlnlaoenoea of famous men with whom be was acquainted. Oovernor Sanders of Louleiana haa ap pointed eighty-nine cltlaena to hla "mili tary" ataff. There are only four In the lot who have to be content with captain cies, th rest of the commissions being about equally divided among th three higher grade. Louisiana haa about 1.SU0 men In Its organised mllltla. When Mrs. Eva Smith Cochran, who died in February last, wrote her mil, aha pro vided tliat all employes at the Smith carpet works at Yonkera, N. Y., who at the time of her death had been In thj service of the company for twenty years ihould each receive 11,000. Recently 560 employ re ceived checks for l,00f each. Washington Life Short 0Jktlie of Inoldeata and Splsod that Mark th frogrea of Event at th BaUonAl Capital. A story old enounh to cut Its own whis kers unexpectedly receives a certificate of merit and truthftilnewi In Washington. Years ago, so the story ran. the wife of a representative poked him in the slats at I o'clock In the morning, whispering: "Wake up. William Henry, there are bur glars In the house. "Oh, no." remarked William dreamily; "they are all over In the senate. William F. Masters of Jamestown, N. Y., a pilgrim In Washington, solemnly declares there are real robbers In the sen ale wing of the capltol. Mr. Masters was extremely curious to hear the great tariff debate and this wom anish trait cost him dearly. He nought to enter one of the reaerved galleries, carry ing a little satchel. The vigilant doorkeeper informed him of the rule that no satchel may be taken inside, the rule being a precaution against bomb throwers. He placed his valise just outside of the door and went in. The valise had nothing in it except S1S0 In good American cash, patents for a new type of clothes washer and a bundle ot valuable letters. Mr. Masters thought the senate was fun nier than a S-oent amusement place and bad the time of his life. When he came out and stooped down to pick up th satchel It was not In sight. Hence the conclusion of Mr. Masters that It is is Imprudent to lug around money or valuables on the senate side of the cap ltol. "Oh, very well." said William O. Koenlg of Hush, Tex., first class man at Annap olis, when he read the latest order of the secretary of the navy. The order was to the effect that midshipmen should not marry until they ,completed their two years' cruise. Midshipman Koenig was engaged to marry Miss Eugenia McCoy of Ualtlmoie, immediately after graduation. The young man, after four years training, wished to remain In the service of his country, but he also was determined to wed. Thinking It over he came to Washington and took examination to enter the coast artillery as second lieutenant. He passed, and as soon as the commission was signed and delivered there waa a wedding In Balti more. The navy lost a promising young officer and the army gained a family. Secretary Mayer and President Taft have not changed their opinion that boys just out of school in the navy should not marry, but that isn't the question now. What is pusillng the department and the White House is how to atop It and keep a navy. There is not much use building battleships If one can't get men to fight them. Miss Almyra Sessions, one of the promi nent society girls In Washington, who secretly made her stage debut In Wash ington two weeks sgo, balked at appearing In tights In "It Happened in Nordland." In which she waa to have had her seoond part at the National theater, recently, Just before the performance. Her part was taken by another member of the company. Mies Sessions put on her street clothes just as the curtain was . ringing up and left the stage, went out and bought a seat In the orchestra and witnessed th perform ance. Miss Sessions Is the daughter of Mrs. Benjamin Reeves Russell, wife of Colonel Russell of the marine corps. She has ap peared In the principal parte of several amateur performances which have been given each season by members of the ex clusive younger set. She has a fine voice, and recently she returned from abroad, where she had studied under celebrated teachers. Without notifying sny of her friends. Miss Sessions obtained an engagement with the Aborn Opera company here snd ap peared professionally for the first time re cently In a small part in "The Sultan of Sulu." She made a hit and was engaged for the second week. She was told she was to "lead tho soldiers" In th second aot, but nothing was said to her about wear ing tights. The costumes did not reach Washington until Just before the perform ance, and when Miss Sessions was handed out her soldier "pants" in the second act he nearly collapsed. She told the man agement she would not appear In tights; the management said she must. Miss Ses sions, had visions of her society friends out in front and refused to go on. Then she was told she could "take her clothes and go." Senator Dolllver. of Iowa, regarded by msny as the best debater In the senate, has been enjoying himself hugely at the expense of the high tariff senator, re lates a correspondent of th Chicago News. The have had to take their re venge by outvoting him and his fellow insurgents. Pome of Dolllver s Jokes are very clever and they have the further ad vantage of being good natured. For ex ample. Senator Depew one day picked him up on his lamentation that In past years he had stood for the high tariff. "As a mature ststesman, as the star operator of his party, trsversing the country, mAklng speeches which largely produced th re sult for which w are so grateful," sail Depew. "Would he pass a blu pencil through these speeches?" "Mr. Presi dent," Dolllver replied, "when I spoke with the senator from New York I was reported is very brief fashion to this effect; "Mr. Dolllver also spoke.' I ahould b glad If I could get a blue pencil through that aom time." Senator Warren's blue serge suit was s subject of much remark through the woolen controversy. He described It to the senate, saying the amount of wool In It weighed less than three pounds, that th cloth In It cost a little more than $4. that the making of the suit coat 130. and th finding used cost J12.S0, so that the suit cost more than $40, though the cloth cost only K From this he srgued that the pro tectlve tariff on the suit was not more than I1.S3. "I submit," said Warren, "that the cloth Is good enough to wear even In th august presence of the senate. I ask th senator If I am not right." "Let it b aid," responded Dolllver, with whom th Wyoming senator was in colloquy, "that the enator doea not require a very ela borate suit of clothea to present an Im prefslve appearance In ihe senate." In speaking of Items which would be SALT SULPHUR WATER also the "Crystal Lithium" water from Excelsior Springs, Mo., In &-gallon sealed Jugs. 6-gallon Jug CrystRl Llthla Water. .$2 6-gallon Jug Bait-Sulphur water 92.23 Buy at either store. We sell over 100 kinds mineral water. Sherman & McConneil Drug Go. Sixteenth gad Dooigo St. Owl Drug Co. Sixteenth snd LUrncr Sts : i'J-0 "Field Club' In Two Heights: 2 inch and 2 inch The new itay - together - in Corliss-Goon Hand -Made Collars 2 for 25c. Full strength materials, proper construction and" painstaking hand workmanship make these Collars distinctly Better than the ordinary machine made proouct worth remembering. Your Furnisher ha them r can ' ret thm (or you without delay. Crlitt, Coon Gf Company, Makers sacrificed In the conference committee Dolllver prophesied that the advanced rate on potatoes granted at the request of Du pont of Delaware would be eliminated and that the advanced duties on hosiery of the house bill which sre advooated by Penrose of Pennsylvania would be retained. "That will be a sorrowful time," declared Dol llver. "when the potatoes of the senator from Delaware, solna- out with tears In their eyes, shall meet the stockings of th senator from Pennsylvania going In." THE SUNDAY SCHOOL PICNIC. Detroit Free Press. Mother says she dreads It so, sister dosn't mind, Csuse her beau Is going for the day. All the kids are praying: "Mr. Weather Man, be kind. Please to keep your rainstorms far away." i When It really happens, everybody's glsd to go. 'Ceptln' dear old dad. who says h hstes It sol Takes a week of coaxln' ere h says he'll go along, "Reallv I'm too husv." he declares: "Cannot leave the office," Is the subject of his song, "No one can look after my affairs." "Can't get on without you," mother says, "you'v got to go," "Don't Insist," says fsther, "for I hate it so!" When the plcnlo days rolls round, all of us get up Early in the morning, so as not to miss the boat. Dad gets busy hunting for his patent drinking eup. Puts it In the pocket of his coat. Mother packs a bssket full of lunch and then we go. Everybody smiling, 'ceptlng dad, who hates It so! See him at the plonlc with th basket everywhere. Sister's wrsps and mother's wraps and their umbrellas, too. Lugging round th garments that perhaps they'll want to wear See the splash of custard pie upon his trousers new! Bugs and flies arc eating him. no on helps him, though. Dad's a slave on picnic day, that's why he hates It so. LAUGHING OAS." "Tou may take th witness stsnd, madam," said the lawyer. . . "Where Is th stand, sir?" demanded the auster matron, adjusting her y glasses. "I se nothing but a chair." Chicago Tribune. "I should think Mr. Beetem's debts would keep him walking the floor." "They don't. But they keep a lot of bill collectors walking the streets." Balti more American. "Tou little hound!" snapped the multi millionaire's vexlnlsh wife. "O, well," h said, yawning drearily, "1 suppose everybody knows I lead a dog's life." Chicago Tribune. "How did Bllgglns come to be so highly esteemed as a weather prophet?" "By his optimism. When ther Is a REAL BARGAINS New. Shooworn and Used a Pianos at Hospe's Come this week. You will not be disappointed, we have never shown as great a variety of high grade pianos as we will place on Bale this week. We have made some extraordinary deals in our exchange department recently and have taken some fine pianos in trade, which will be sold at great reduc tions. Every piano overhauled by our expert (30 years ex perience) and fully guaranteed by us. Among the used pianos are: A very fine STEINWAY piano, large case, exclusive design, in elegant condition. Two very good KNABE pianos, one large case, one medium case, both fine bargains. v Several KIMBALL pianos, one of them 26 years old, but still a fine piano, others only slightly used, in good condition. Besides there Are KRANICH & BACH, EMERSON, EL LINGT0N, KINO, Etc., Etc. Prices $125 and UP. To make this week a genuine bargain week, we have re duced the price on a lot of NEW pianos, just from the factory, some of them $145, including stool and ficarf. TERMS, $5.00 PER MONTH A. Hospe Co., SfuMis,,.,, Our product and reputation are the best advertisement we can offer A, L kM la 1210-121 Hmnl St Ommkm mm - front collar. drouth he keeps predicting rain, and whet It's raining he says It is going to deal off." Washington Ptar. She What I the motive power of Mr, Murphy's new automobile? He Oasollne going out, and sulphur and mule coming back. Washington Star. "Whil did they do with the money thlf aunt left them?" "Spent It for a monument to their aunt's memory snd sn sutomoblle." "What did the monument cost?" "Seven dollars." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Here are several things In the 1JULY1 you will surely want to read General T. V. Greene article a Lincoln as Commander-in-Chief r- rs. Wharton'a story , The Daunt Diana The New Army School of Horsemanship by MaJ. T. Bentley Mott, V. 5. A. American Pageants and Their Promise by Percy MacKay "Brother" . A charming story of a dog by Louis Imogen Gulney ON ALL NIWS STANDS $3.00 year IS ont number A Great Feature OP COMINO NUMBERS Mr. Roosevelt's own account of his African Trip will ill published ucluslvslj In Scribner'i Magazine. !SP, 1 . SCRBP3ER