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Remit by draft. express i or potl or", p.y.ble to The Bee PuMI'hln Comp n Onlv ?-cent stamps r-- ved In W" on mall account.. Personal cct" eYpted. Omaha or eastern exchangee, not accept STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Elate of Nebraska. Douglas CoarJ'nthm George B Tsechuck. treasurer of TM Bee Publishing Company, oeln g duy swern. says that the c;us1 nnmber efW end complete copies of The Dally. Morn ing. Evening and Sund.y By P'w Vot ing the month of May. 10. was " lows: m i aA 1 44,780 It t 43,000 It S , . 48,460 tt 4.r . 48.08O- 91 6 48,860 89 ... ;.. 40.380 93 T 1 40,840 84 8 40,480 98 8,, 37,400 98 10 40,180 87 11 40,410 88 19 40,310 88 13 40,180 30 14 40,370 31 IB 40,610 18 37,800 Total. .1-1 17 40,340 Returned copies 40,130 40,140 40,480 40,910 40.040 40,100 40,350 0,888 Net total ...1,848.8X5 Dally average 40.319 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and oworn to before me this list day of May, 1808 M. P. WALKER, Notary Public. Bobatrlbera leaving the city tens porarlly shoald have The Be mailed to them. Address will he Some of those Filipinos have evi dently tired of a diet of benevolent assimilation. The Ohio supreme court has decided a hen is a chicken. This takes the butcher out of the Ananias club. That, Berwyn aeronaut accom plished one thing at least. All the world now knows there Is such a place. The czar of Russia and the emperor of Germany are meeting out at sea. That, isn't giving the reporters a fair chance. '" Mayor Jim has left the city for the first time since his re-election, but It Is a safe wager that he'll find It here when he gets back. If all the skyscrapers projected here are erected there will certainly be something doing in Omaha in the building line this year. Omaha's trade boosters know how to run a successful trade excursion, and they also know how to entertain visiting trade excursionists. From the number of political light ning rods going up in the First Ne braska district it is evident that con siderable of a storra is expected. Western railroads have asked prices on 6,000 steel cars during the present week. The managers can see the wopa growing and business expanding The president appears to be having a hard time securing someone to ac cept the Chinese mission. An adver tisement properly placed might do the b up In ens. It Is suggested the Russian subma rir.e which receutly sank Is simply try lug to get into communication with those shps which went to Japan a few fears pro. Ranker Morse has been released on bail pending his appeal, but If he Is really broke, as he asserts, he Is not likely to cut much of a figure In the meantime as before. ." Evidence hasleen brought out that the dope sold to convicts of the state penitentiary came from Lincoln drug stores. Wonder If they thought It came from an iron foundry? Roger Q. Mills of Texas, once noted an the farter of a tariff bill, admits that he cannot tell what a democrat looks like. ' Never mind. Senator Bai ley will be exhibiting himself at home in a short time. Two preachers have undertaken to convert Wall street by holding daily prayer meetings In front of the Stock exchange. That should be easy,' for dealing in futures Is the regular bust nest of the brokers. Judgment for $181,358 was ren dered against the government at Washington on a war claim. The at torney got $60,000 of it and when the expensed were paid there remained only $19,000 for the litigants. They should be thankful it was not a Judg ment for costs. Nebraska's state debt has been re duced to $90,000 and State Treasurer Brian predicts that it will be com pletely extinguished by July 1. ' Chalk a credit1 mark up to the republican legislation and republican administra tion that has brought about this nota bio achievement Speculating Not Gambling. If a venturesome individual begins In September to buy or sell wheat or any other commodity for delivery In the following May he is not gambling. He is merely speculating;. More than that, he is performing a great public service, for by wagering certain sums of his own money that the price of the commodity ho ventures In will not be higher or lower than the figure he pre dicts at the time he proposes for the culmination of the deal he Is really giving the price a stablllty .lt would not otherwise have. What is true of commodities that may be dealt In by speculators Is also true of stocks Is sued by the various corporations. Moreover, the stock exchanges throughout the country are the means hereby corporations are enabled to float their Issues and secure the money for carrying on thefr undertakings. These and other similar gems of in formation are gleaned from the report made to Governor Hughes of New York by his commission, which was harged with, Inquiring into the pro cesses of the various "exchanges" that exist la New York to determine if their operations were speculation or gambling. The commission has found that much gambling is cr.rrled on un- er the guise of speculation, but sets forth that the transactions are so nearly alike in their outward appear ance that It is often impossible to sep arate them. A law to suppress gam bling in stocks or foodstuffs, or other commodities, might also suppress deal- ngs that are legitimate. All this Is Interesting, en if not novel. It Is some comfort to know that when Jim Patten or John W. ates contracts that ' the price of wheat or a certain stock will not be above or below a certain figure on a specified date he is thereby contribut ing to the stability of prices and thus aiding in the steady and profitable transaction of business, although the losers by the transaction doubtless, feel that somebody was taking a chance in the deal. It is to be regretted the commission as not discovered any sure device by which the lne of demarcation between gambling and speculation could be drawn. The desire to get something for nothing Is uppermost always In the minds of many people, and as long as a man may venture money In hope of large gain Somebody will take the risk, no matter whether it be called speculating" or plain gambling. The Stockmen's Convention. The annual meeting of the Ne braska stockmen, now in session at Alliance, emphasizes the great trans formation ,in the live stock industry of the west in recent years. In the old days cattle yef turned loose on the range and id a great measure shifted for themselves nd once a year the surplus was gathered, and shipped to market. No effort was made tb im prove the grade of cattle and 'there was no provision for winter suste nance and shelter. The result was in ferior cattle and heavy losses, which would bankrupt the cattleman of to day in spite of the high prices of beef. The old-time range man made money because it cost him practically nothing to put the cattle on the market. The cattleman of today must be a business man and pursue business methods If he would succeed. He is meeting the. pew conditions and these conventions are for consultation and xchange of ideas how better to pro mote the common good. The meat supply of the country is becoming a growing problem and . the stockmen are 'not alone Interested in plans to Increase the output of the range coun try. The supply of beef and feeder cattle which they pour into the corn belt annually, is the reserve upon which the nation ' depends. Reckless waste in the past has been tho rule, but these cattle raisers are thought fully addressing themselves to con serving the grass and seeking to graze two steers where only one could live before. They have done much in this direction, hut much remains to be ac compllshed. All of us are vitally in terested in the deliberations of these conventions and, in their success. Railroad and Trust Regulation. Evldeuce accumulates that Presi dent Taft is laying the foundation for legislation at the coming regular sea sion of congress on the railroad and trust Questions. Several members of the house and senate who have been foremost in such legislation in the past have been called Into conference on this subject at the White House The republican' platform declared for amendments to the Sherman anti trust law which would give greater publicity to and control over railroads and other great corporations engaged in interstate commerce. It also de clared for amendments to simplify rate making and maintain free com petition between the roads, Mr. Taft has expressed himself clearly on these questions, . and for thia reason the visits of these men to the White House at this time are considered significant The Sherman act and the interstate commerce act have been found to be conflicting in some provisions and the former, under decisions of the su preme court, much broader than originally supposed. With the tariff bill passed at the extra session, it is probable that the administration will want these other troublesome ques tions disposed of as early as possible and present indications are that a bill will be ready for the assembling or the regular session. New conditions con stantly present themselves and create new issues and delays invite an accu mulatlon of problems. The long sea sion of congress, which assembles in December, affords the opportunity which indications show the president hopes to seize. Report has It that Secretaries Wickersham, Dickinson and Nagel. the members of the Interstate Commerce commission, and several members of congress are to be consulted in form ulating recommendations for needed hanges, and among the congressmen mentioned as taking a leading part is Representative Townsend, a well known progressive. This indicates conclusively Mr. Taft's purpose to de velop the Roosevelt program of cor poration regulation and reform. A New Era in South America. The death of President Penna of Brazil and the peaceful and orderly uccesslon of the vice president bears evidence of a new era in South Amer ica. A few years ago the death of the executive in any of the South American countries would have been the signal for an armed conflict for control. Brazil was among the most urbulent of the southern nations and even under the empire was constantly isturbed by rebellions and petty in ternal wars. The Influence of the United States has done much to pro duce the new order, but the people of those countries deserve much credit for abandoning their bad habits. Venezuela, Peru, Ecuador and Co lombia are still occasionally turbulent and a survey of the progress of their elghbors under orderly condltiona should be an incentive to strive harder to follow the example. Brazil, Argen tina and Chill, particularly, have ad vanced marvelously under the new regime and are rapidly taking their places wlthr the Important nations of the world. Their natural resources are no greater than their neighbors' and In the case of Chill not so great, yet with stable governments they have far outstripped the more unsettled countries. The enforcement of the Monroe doctrine protects them from European aggression and they have every opportunity for development. The success of some lends hope that one day all will follow the good advice of the United States. Looking- Ahead. At the banquet' tendered the visit ing delegation of the Chicago Associa tion of Commerce one of the guests, prompted by a burning desire to throw us a handsome bouquet, said that he hoped and expected to see Omaha grow to be a city of 500,000 popula tion In twenty years. The speaker doubtless thought he was fixing a high figure and that all who heard him would marvel at his optimism, when as a matter of fact the prediction must be taken as, if anything, falling short of the mark. What twenty years will bring forth for Omaha or for any other growing city is, of course, purely speculative, but there is no good reason why Omaha should not become a city Of 500,000 population in a much shorter time than twenty years. We can judge the future only by the past and we have seen Omaha make strides pro portionately greater in twenty years than would be the Jump from its pres ent status to the half-million class. True, Omaha happens to be in an awk ward condition to show up its real sit uation in the next census. Omaha as a community includes South Omaha and the suburbs of Dundee, Benson and East Omaha, but because of sepa rate government divisions South Omaha and the suburbs will be enu merated separately unless some ar rangement is perfected for consolida tion prior to the time when the census takers begin to make their rounds. Those of us who live here under stand these conditions, but outsiders will Judge Omaha largely, if not solely, by the figures of the census. Our vis itors would have a conception of Omaha's population if this anomaly were removed. The future Omaha with 600,000 population could be made to materialize in ten years instead of twenty years if we would all get to gether and pull together continuously and persistently. Omaha always welcomes new build ing projects that promise to give us substantial modern structures in our business center. But we are not so particular whether they are trecte'd solely by local capital or not. As a matter of fact Omaha would be the gainer if foreign capital could be In terested in these enterprises and leave the local capital to be used for expand ing our trade and commerce. There is no objection whatever to having out elders put their money in solid brick and mortar that will help build up our city and to letting them . take tne legitimate returns of such Investments. Governor Shallenberger is being bombarded with applications for par dons, the granting of which plainly mean fat fees for the lawyers who present them. If a convict is entitled to a pardon he ought to be able to get it without hiring a lawyer, and if he is not entitled to it, hiring a lawyer ought not to get It for him. The fact that a convict has relatives or friends willing to spend money to procure a pardon for him should not be the con sideration to weigh with the governor Mr. Bryan says that he won't say this year that he won't be a candidate for United States senator next year Mr. Bryan has changed so often on so many questions that be evidently Is afraid to make predictions on himself very far in advance of the time for de livering the goods. It is reported that the sponsor of Nebraska's deposit guaranty lait, who has been soliciting contributions for a defense fund to engage legal assist ance for the attorney general in case the law should be attacked in the courts, has met with scant response. If they are not willing to let the attor ney general handle the case by himself the deposit guaranty folks may yet have to go back to The Bee's sugges tion of drafting Mr. Bryan to help de fend his law. Sixty yeare ago a Pennsylvanian died leaving a will providing that his estate should notbe divided until its accumulations were sufficient to pay the state debt. State officials did not play fair, however, and kept piling up the debt and the court has set the will aside. Just how a freak will like that ahould have been allowed to stand unchallenged for sixty years with so many hungry lawyers around la a mystery. South Omaha, St. Louis and Sioux City are the only packing centers which show an increase in hog re ceipts over last year, and South Omaha's Increase Is the largest of any. At prevailing prices that means some cash. Mrs. Gould testified that her social position required her to change her costume three or four times a day and that two or three hours were neces sary for each change. And still some people talk about the idle rich. Our local demo-pop contemporary asks, "Are we a nation of -suckers?" The best answer is the refusal of our people to bite In any numbers on the fake mystery graft which that paper has been promoting. Crowded Oat. New York 8un. The man that rocked the boat has ceased to be the most prominent figure In The news of the summer Monday morning. He has given place to the Joy rider. Wary Old Fo. Boston Herald. Mysterious fear now rules the vice presi dential mind when cocktails are In ques tion. Mr. Sherman shied at one at a New York function, although an Innocent straw- berry was substituted for the deadly cherry. Editors to the Front. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. It is not Improbable that Theodore Roosevelt and William Jennings Bryan will make their advent In the United States senate at the same time, the former as special representative of the Outlook and the latter in the same capacity for the Commoner. Cheer lTpl Cleveland Plain Dealer. To Judge by the doleful warning of col lege professors and graduating reformers. America Is. Indeed, on Its last legs. The government would appear to have about as much likelihood of surviving as an Icicle In a kettle of boiling water. But cheer up. The commencement season will soon be over. klho'a Prlace of Trace. Bsltlmore American. Mr. Carnegie. In hi letter to Premier rummrvitu rottrernlnr the fl.nmvoiV) hero fund presented to the French government rejolres that sn era of good win Is now on between France, Orest Britain and America. ''War among thee three nowers Is Inoonr-WVahle." he remarks. Well, why not rnaermany Into this peace aggrega tlonT ' J Va curies of Southern Democrats. Sorlnefletd (Mass) Republican. Hsvlng obtained protection In the Aldrlnh hill for their lumber and Iron ore. southern democratic senators are now threatening to talk on Into Aurut arid September un less they are conceded free cotton bagging and ties. Ts this quite In harmony with the original bargain'' bv which lh brought to the support of certain features or tne Dm? It looks as though a hitch had developed In the Aldrich-democrattc .voli tion. Meantime we get a larger view of tne new democratic doctrine of tariff ie form as propounded by Bailey and other southern senators. It Is taxed raw ma terial and free trade In manufactures quite In contrast with the former demo cratic policy of free raw material an protection to manufacturers. Oreat Is he party leadership here represented. It may be doubted whether It Is taken seriously even by itself. AERIAL FI.EKT!" OST COASTS. Prospects for Providing; for Adeoaate . Balloon Defease. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Congress will be asked, In' the regular session nest winter, to make an appro priation for the establishment of a fleet of war balloons for the Atlantla coast, to be used for purposes of defense. Balloon houses about 250 miles apart are to be butit along the coast, and the balloons which are stationed at each of these posts will traverse the coast 115 miles north and the name distance south of these points. Thus the whole sea line from Main to Florida will be patrolled. Eaoh balloon will be able to communicate readily by wireless with its post, and a flotilla of aeroplanes will act as couriers between the various stations. Obviously under this plan It would be Impossible for any hostile fleet to get within a dosen miles of the coast without being seen, and Its number and movements communicated to the various stations and ports. In this way the work of defense would be made easier. By railway along the coast. It will be practicable to concentrate forces at any threatened point promptly. All of this machinery of defense Is based upon the certainty that the air currents along the coast will be mapped out before hand, so that the movement of the balloons can be determined with a fair degree of accuracy. It Is pretty well known that the air currents are reasonably well defined, and It will be the business of the signal corps Immediately to map out these cur rents, and to be prepared to submit its investigations In the bill which will be pre sented to congress soon after the session begins In December. Although the economy program Is to be enforced In the coming session, it is be lleved that congress will see the necessity of providing for an adequate system of ballooon defense, notwithstanding the fact that the cost will be large. The signal corps will ask for the purchase of the larg est and best oalloons which are made. Rome of these will have to be obtained In Europe, which Is ahead of us in this branch or aerial navigation. In aeroplanes, how ever, we can probably teach the rest of the world, and these machines will, under present plans, constitute a very Important part of the scheme of defense by aviation Presuming that the Wrights still lead the world In .aeroplanes, we will be able to get these contrivances at home, and thus can obtain them quickly. If this scheme of aerial defense on the Atlantlo succeeds, It will be extended to the Gulf and the Pacific coasts, as well as to the lakes. The ex pense will necessarily be heavy, but It ts believed by the War department that con grees will be willing to undertake It. Around New York mipples oa the Carrenl of xlfa as 8)eea In the Oreat Anserleaa Metropolis from Bay te Bay. By accident or design, a biasing light occasionally is turned on what appears to mory New Yorkers as a local mystery. Several years ago considerable' property wss acquired by the city for approaches to the Manhattan bridge now under con struction. A Isrge number of buildings covtred the ground. Only so much of the ground as was needed for abutments and anchors ge was cleared. The remainder of the buildings continued business as though the city did not need the premises. No effort wss made to clesr the ground and build the approaches, so that when the bridge proper was completed It would be accessible for traffic. Why this has not been done caused wonderment among that class of people who take a tumble only whtn a skyscraper falls on them. A re cent investigation banishes the mystery. Twelve of the buildings yield WOO a month In rent, and a condemned theater nets $100 a month. All told, fifty buildings are rented for an unknown total, the city re ceiving only $1,100 a month. Where the remainder goes ts all that Is left of the mystery, and New Yorkers can see through that without a magnifying glass. The story of the bull In a china shop wss practically retold with variations Saturday afternoon, when a steer escaped from the stock yards and In a mad race through the streets in the vicinity dashed Into a store. knocked down a policeman and tossed a man Into a crockery shop before the fren- sled animal was captured. When the steer reached the store of Demarest A Ereckman. at 503 West Forty fourth street, It dashed Into the doorway and ran along a passage flanked by show cases until It reached the elevator in the rear. In which James Meehhn, the operator, was seated. The spectacle of a steer seek ing to enter his elevator gave Meehan a distinct shock, but he had presence of mind enough to pull his lever and the car shot upward. The disappearance of the car frightened the animal, which now turned and ca vorted out of the store into the street The place was barren of customers at the time and, except for the fright suffered by the clerks, some of whom sought refuge be neath the counter, the visitation was harmless. On regaining the side walk the animal galloped to Ninth avenue, thence to Forty -fifth street and west toward Tenth ave nue. The clamor attracted the attention of Policeman Backus, of the Forty-second street station, who blew his whistle for aid. Efforts were msde to head off the steer as It dashed Into Tenth avenue, and now for the first time the animal showed its mettle when It charged the crowd that was backing up Backus. The policeman was knocked down and the animal ran over his body without doing him any In Jury. James Donohue, one of the persons in the crowd, wss not so fortunate. The steer caught him before he could escape and tossed him into the show window of a crockery store at No. 658 Tenth avenue, a distance of more than ten feet. Donahue suffered severe bruises about the face and hands. Justice Olmsted, sitting In the children's court Monday, sentenced to be whipped Peter Franchlni. IK years old, and An drew Barber!, 16 years .old, and Ed ward Teur, IS years old. The boys were charged with rowdyism on street cars. They were fined $5 each, and their mothers were told that no further punish ment would be Imposed provided the boys were taken Into the private room of the court and strapped to the satisfaction of Lieutenant Ward. The mothers received the duty with cheerfulness and the howls frqm the other side of the door caused the justice to smile grimly, and seemed to have a salutary effect on the other youth ful offenders who were awaiting trial. New York City's successive and large borrowings are beginning to tell upon Its credit or advantage In the bond market. Last week's offering of 4 per cent bonds to run BO years brought an average bid of only 101H, while Baltimore in the same wek sold 4 per cent long-time bonds at 105.17, and the Financial Chronicle calls at tention to the fact that Lowell and Fall River In this state have lately sold 34 per cent bonds at a premium, which is doing, better than Baltimore. New York City now has some 1700,000,000 of bonds out standing. The formal opening of the Queensboro bridge from Manhattan, to Queens county in Long Island Is worth a passing word. This Is the largest bridge of Its kind, bear ing traffic, in the world. The length of the entire cantilever is 3,734 feet, with Its highest tower rising over 8,300 feet In the air. It an accommodate about 200.000 per sons per hour. It has four elevated rail road tracks, two promenades and four trolly tracks. The ceremonies of dedica tion were the climax of more than eight years of work, and the expenditure of above 117,000,000. Two of the largest department stores In New York City give employment to 24.000 store clerks, drivers, floor managers, buy ers and salespeople. In the ten largest de partment stores in tho city a total of 100,000 people are employed. Four of the largest stores were erected at a eost of 110,000,000 for buildings alone, the largest Of all costing $4,000,000 to build, and has S3 acres ot floor space. PEES0NAL NOTES. Parents are blamed at the Buffalo con ference for the faults of their children. This view the latter have long held. The Agricultural department experts have discovered the queen ot melons In Kou mania. Now we know the real reason foi Mr. Harnman's hurried trip to Europe. The lieutenant governor of Vermont has advanced $36,000 to the state, and will de pend upon a future legislature to relnr burse him. States may be less ungrateful than republics, but still he's taking a risk. An old soldier, living In New York, has Just found $4.&t7 in his Bible that was placed there by an aunt who died thirty five years ago. But It Is of no use to tell some folks that tt pays to read the Bible. llmothy Healy, In a recent debate of the new British budget, from the standpoint of Its effect on Ireland, perpetrated a delight ful bull. Said he: "We have to wear the shoe, and all we know ts that the proof of the pudding Is In the eating." W. P. Conger of McMlnnvllle, Tenn.. thinks he has found a place where he can sell liquor without violating the state pro hibition law, which will become effective July 1. The spot Is four miles from any schoolhouse and It Is reported that Conger has guarded against Intrusion by educa tional institutions by leasing all the land within four mile . 1 "Field Club InTwo Heights:' l men and i inch The new itay-together-in-front collar. Corliss-Goon Hand -Made Collars 2 for 25c. Full strength materials, proper construction and painstaking hand workmanship make these Collar distinctly Better than the ordinary machine made product worth remembering. Your Fnrnlsher baa them ar eaa get them tor yon wlthoat delay. 1 Cirlits, Coon & Company, Maktrt FADDISTS TO BE THE GOATS. loataern Response to Colonel Bryan's Baal Blast.' Chattanooga (Tenn.) Times. The bugle blast from Lincoln, Neb., call ing democrats to organize for the congres sional campaign of 1910, doesn't seem to be as penetrating or effective as the same blast has been In the past. Somehow there doesn t seem to be that meek disposition mong party leaders heretofore their wont. and the suggestion of the Commoner that there must be discrimination In the next fight so as to leave out the "unworthles" now In favor, Isn't' popular at all.' 'Put none but Bryan democrats on guard," appears to have lost Its alnserv effect, and Instead of the serious front and the bustling together of the faithful. mere is more or less amused chuckllns; as the 'boys" group themselves together to inquire and discuss "what tell?" The democratic newspapers can't be serious about It at all, and there is a disposition kp demand of Mr. Bryan that he designate me gun is, me unworthles he would have separated from their Jobs. Moreover, a lot of them are wanting to know what It Is thia year that differentiates sheep from goats. This knowledge, of course, is es sential before anything effective can be done toward assembling the forces. One time. It will be remembered, It was free silver the man who didn't believe in It was a goat. Later that was abandoned and the designation for "sheep worthy of the fold" was anti-imperialism, and still later the designation was "government ownership on the sly." What it's going to be this year is therefore of importance, at least to Mr. Bryan. The real demooracv. we believe, from signs apparent. Is going to return to dem ocratic principles and reverse the thing the faddists are going to be the goats. ARMY AS A CAREER. Financial Aspect of Life la Vncle . Sam's . Service. New York Evening Post. The recruiting officer's advertisement of "The United States Army as a Career" has prloked our college teachers. It invites some Irritating comparisons between the trade of killing men and the profession of edu cating them. Here Is the, enlisted man's outlook, as described by Colonel Helstand of the adjutant general's department: 'If he has remained a private soldier the very lowest position In the army dur ing his entire twenty-five or thirty years' service, without ever having received any 'extra-duty" pay or other special Increase, and has saved and deposited with the gov ernment one-half of his pay, and he amounts due him on discharge each time he re-enllsts, he finally quits the active list with the snug sum of more than $9,000, the Income of which at 4 per cent would yield over $30 per month; this added to his i- tlred pay gives him a monthly income of nearly $66 per month for the rest of his life, and he Is free to go wherever and oocupy himself as he pleases." But only a very lasy or stupid man can remain a private for long. If he advances to corporal, and then to sergeant at the normal rate, he may save $11,000; the In come on this at 4 per cent, added to his retired pay, will yield him $100 a month for the rest of his days. Should he enlist early, he will be Independent at the prime of life. Has he;a knack for electricity or the cornet? There Is a fair chance of re tiring In bis forties on $170 a month! A correspondent In Science sorrowfully con trasts thts with the $600 a year that col lege assistants receive after six years of hard study at their own expense; and al most bitterly with the old professor's $1,100. What a topsy-turvy world, he sighs. Pre-Ihventory Sale! Our sale has proven very satisfactory &q we have de cided to continue it for Friday and Saturday. Men's Suits that formerly sold up to $35, now. $15.00 Boys' Suits that formerly sold up to $20, now . . . iS12.50 Children's Suits that formerly Bold up to $ip,'pow. .$5.00 HOT WEATHER SUGGESTIONS: Knee length underwear 50o tf $1.50 Bathing Suits $1.00 to $3.50 Yachting Suits $1.50 to $2.50 , Negligee Shirts $1.00 to $Q.0Q Straw Hats $1.00 to $12.00 When you get it at Browning, King & (Vs you're sure you're right. 'Brownina'King S Cq 15th V, R. Nrv r4) a ;Vwj CHUflKS Or CHEEK. "I fear you .are .a victim of the drtnH habit." "You misjudge me.' Lack' of the piico cured me of the drink hanit Ion ago. It's merely the thirst that bothers me now."- Philadelphia Ledger. "Do you believe In mlraoles?" asked the telegraph operator. "Well, not exactly," tVplled the pas senger conducter, ."yet some queer thlnir come to pass on railroads." Chicago NesmT .The CMent How" much will your opinion be worth In this case? The lawyer I'm too modest to sav. But I csn tell you what I'm going to charge for it. Cleveland Leader, "I notice you are very eautlous in what you say about people?1' "Yes." "Why is this?" ' "Well, 1 ain't prominent enough to claim. I was misquoted." Louisville Courier Journal. Caller This may be a little out of vour line, but I've noticed that a man with a Kjtm in inuic iineiy to rairn a cola in the head than other men are. Why is It? Information Editor I suppose It is on ac count of the greater size of his Intake. lon't stumbie ever that pile of books as you go out. Chicago Tribune. "In novels, the father Is alwavs want ing the son to. tarry on the old family business." . "What of that?1' "In real life when the hoy wants to learn his father's business, the old gentleman usually threatens to break his neck." Louisville Courier-Jourual. "My dear woman," said the literary visitor, seeking local color In the slums, "do you ever castigate your offspring?" "Wotyer mean?" asked the lady of the tenement, with a scowl at the fancy talk. "She means," translated the accompa nying se.tlement worker, "do you eve wallop your kids?" Baltimore American. "What was that : wheat speculator's i profit?" "1 don't 'know," answered the prover blallst, "but whatever it was, It was a -profit without honor In its own country." 1 Washington Star. . CACTUS CENTER'S COMMENCEMENT ' Arthur Chapman In Dehver Republican. The sharp who expected to address our graduates Missed the stage at Dead Horse crossln. so e called on Pecos Bates He had tried the higher learnln', 'fore hej took to punchln' steers. And he used a Latin cow-brand, so we . didn't have no fears, " "Kids," says Pecos to the stoadents, "when you're goln" through this life Hit the trails that lead to quiet, and away f'm scenes of strife; Don't get so you must smell powder 'fora you go to sleep at night One t a wsek Is plenty often" for a man to start a fight. "Learn to read men Jest like horses, by thy rollin' of their eyes; Keep a six-gun alius handy, Jest to guard agin Surprise; When you plav cards, pick your eomp'ny, and point out to each one there That you 11 call an undertaker if the game 1 ain't on the square. "And when you're runnln cattle on life's broad and open range, Keep a bite and sup -for pilgrims that are homeless, cowed and strange; For If learnln' crowds out charity, the game ain't worth a rap And now mosey up here, scholars, 'cause dlplomers are on tap!" 8 ,- . M' fiOTTtM AT TUg SutlMt. 0UOA PttT, HuDAHH. and Douglas Sts. S. WILCOX, Mtrr. Ml I