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State of Nebraska, Douglas County, nn Georae U Tzschurk. treasurer of Tli Bee I'ublishing Compnnf, aclng ul7 sworn, says that the actual number of full In, Evening an.1 Sunday Bee printed dur Ins; the month of May. 10, was a fol nnmt. ata nri nla. nr 1 nn 1 'HI I f , i Jowa 1 44,760 a 43,000 48,460 4 42,090 B 45,860 a 40,350 7 40,540 a 40,450 9 87,400 10 40,160 11 40,410 13 40,310 13 40,150 14 40,370 15 40,510 10 37,500 17 40,340 Returned copies ... 18 40.10 19 40,130 30 40,140 81 40,430 aa 33..... 84 85 36 40.810 39,300 40,160 39,940 40,030 40,100 87.. 28 40,440 39 41,070 30.......... 38,940 31 40,350 Total. .1'359,800 9,985 Net total 1,849.915 Daily average 40-319 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK, Treasurer f-tihscrlbed In my presence and uworn to ucLuro me mis mm day 0r May, iu M. V. WALKER, Notary Public. Subscriber leaving the city tem porarily should have The Be mailed to them. Address will be changed aa often as reqnested. Those undertakera In convention here proved to be live ones. The senate debate is all wool and considerably over a yard wide. Bellevue college has given diplomas to thirteen graduates. No supersti tious fear there. Muskogee has an election scandal now. A "School for Scandal" must be located In Oklahoma. If files and mosquitoes are such dan geroua things, why not add a fly squad ron to the mosquito fleet? To the charge of "spurious non partisanship" the World-Herald enters a plea of confession and avoidance. This western country la on the water wagon, but the only trouble ap pears to be that the vehicle Is over loaded. The testimony In the Howard Gould divorce case Indicates that It costs a few to keep up a really fashionable establishment. A German cavalry team 'captured the king's cup In the hurdle event at the London horse show. More grief for Great Britain. A French law compels the dislnfec tlon of all school books, but a large part of the national literature contln ues unsterlllzed. The bouse of representatives was In session all of eleven minutes the other day. The Ufa of a congressman Is get ting too strenuous. An Oklahoman 105 years old has been fined for whipping his wife. that youngster does not look out he will land In the reform achool. The latest Is a merger of the chew ing gnm companies. Are there none of life's necessities that are to escape the maw of these grasping comblna tionst Mrs. Russell Sage is said to be gtv Ing money away at the rate of $25,000 a day. And just to think, poor Rus sell lived on S-cent lunches to save up a fortune. Nearlng the close of the twenty third week of the Calhoun bribery trial In San Francisco, the state concluded Its testimony. That comes pretty near being a record. Mayor Jim aays he will stay on tb Job continuously, If necessary, to pro' tect his appointees. Surely he had no Idea that he was elected mayor to chase around the country as an adver Using agent. The business agent of the Chicago Cab Drivers' union has called In phrenologist to examine the heads of members. That Is hardly fair to th phrenologjst to bring him In just after a striae in wnicn oncsoats ugurea. The World-Herald has not been In th habit of supporting republican candidate for supreme Judge. World-Herald. No. and It la not likely to get the habit unless it sees a chance to use republican candidate to pull a demo- pop candidate along with hlru. Omaha 8 police passed their annua Inspection and received a verbal bou quet from the mayor congratulating them on their good work. Thts will be first notice to readers of our local yellow Journals that the police force has been doing good work. A Back Fire. In bis commencement oration at the nlversity of Nebraska Senator John Sharp Williams of Mississippi, among other things, said: The south believes In representative In- Itutions and Is not ready to barter them way for direct rule of the people. tne people are Incapable of selectin. honest representatives, then how much mora are they capable of Rovernlng themselves. After trying to carry a national ampalgn to success on ' the slogan, Let the people rule," for Mr. Wil- lams to accept an engagement to peak at Lincoln, procured for him by Bryan Influence, and then to start a emocratlc backfire on Mr. Bryan's pet theories does not aeem to accord with the rule of political etiquette. This ahot Is plainly aimed at. the In itiative and referendum, which Mr. Bryan has taken up and which he rged upon the recent Nebraska legis lature and other legislatures, and Is ntended as notice that the southern emocrats are not disposed to take kindly to It. Of course, the reason can be easily found by Inspection of the political conditions prevailing In the south. Before his elevation to the senate Mr. Williams, himself, represented a Mississippi district In congress for years, being elected and re-elected by few hundred .votes, where a rep resentative from a northern state would have to have as many thousand otes to be elected. In Mississippi the Idea of popular rule goea no further than rule by a small minority of the people, so entrenched behind disfranchising election laws and actual fraud at the polls that the real choice of all the people Is never registered. The southern democrats have taken to the direct primary, but for an en- irely different purpose from that of the northern people, who favor It. In the north the purpose of the direct pri mary is to permit the people to nomi nate their candidates, as well as to elect them, whereas In the south the purpose of the primary Is to prevent the people from having a voice in the nominations and to substitute the mi nority nominations for the final elec tion. Report on Deep Waterways. Deep waterways enthusiasts will be disappointed with the report of the army engineers on the fourteen-foot channel proposition for the Missis sippi river. The report, however, must not be regarded as discouraging to the general demand for waterway Improvements simply because It hits one particular project. The engineers show no disposition to decry the feasi bility of river navigation or the need for making navigation safe and cer tain. But they Insist that an eight foot channel on the tipper river and nine foot on the lower reaches are sufficient for all practical purposes and can be secured at reasonable outlay. There Is force to their contention that boats designed for river navigation are not fitted for ocean traffic. One must fight tortuous channels and swift currents and the other the heavy strain of pounding seas and the smaller cost per ton of cargo capacity In the seagoing ship should counter balance the expense of transshipping cargoes. The encouraging feature of the re port is the statement that eight and nine-foot channels can be created and maintained at a moderate expense. If this Is true the Inland rivers of the country can be made the greatest water traffic highways In the world The commerce now carried In three and five-foot channels in German and Russian rivers Is proof of this. In Germany the length of haul by river la much less than would be the aver age in the United States, and yet In Germany millions of tons of freight are carried by boat to tidewater and transshipped. If the estimated cost of fourteen-foot channel Is even approx imately correct it would mean the absorption upon a single project of all the money we could devote to water way improvement for years to come. The waterways movement must be kept within the lines of practicability if It is to command popular support. The Family as a Social Unit. The National Conference of Chari ties and Corrections at Buffalo could have devoted its time to no more Im portant subject than that which elicited a discussion of the family as a social unit and the necessity of pro tecting it against disruption. From the beginning of organized society the family has been Its foundation atone and nothing else has been evolved to take Its place. The present-day out cry against divorce is but a protest against family disruption and the laws against the labor of women and chll dren are Intended to safeguard the family. That contingencies may and do oc caslonally arise Justifying the volun tary or forcible severing of family ties all will admit, and It Is sometimes i safety valve to society and the salva tlon of the Individuals to separate parents and children even to the ex tent of breaking up family relations. There is such a thing, however, aa per mitting this disrupting tendency to go too far and there is no question but that the divorce courts, juvenile courts, child saving societies and kin dred organizations, which are most useful In their owu field, have at times outrun all proper limits. So long aa the family continues to be the social unit, the responsibility of parents should be strengthened and enforced rather than Impaired by re lieving them of duties that should be devolved upon them. If the destruc tlon of parental discipline on one side or the other results In weakening the family and sets an example for shirk ing parental omigations as a conse- quence of the Intrusion of charitable or correctional authorities, more harm than good will be done to society. The divorce courts, Juvenile courts, deten tion homes and reform schools should be the last resort only after all efforts to reform the home and restore con jugal fidelity or parental authority have failed. Gainers by Modern Progress. A distinguished French Investigator, Georges D'Avenal, gives to the world the result of his Inquiries Into the efr feet of modern progress upon the va rious classes of people and he reaches conclusions decidedly at variance with commonly accepted Ideas. He does not affirm or deny that there are greater accumulations of wealth than in the past, but insists the rich can buy com paratively little more personal com fort with their money than formerly, while the poor and middle classes live much better, are better clothed and have more of the pleasures of life than ever before. One cogent reason Is that In all ages the rich have possessed all the comforts the world afforded. Having more money to spend can procure no more and adds only ostentatious dis play. As an Illustration M. D'Avenal Ites the millionaire riding In a pri vate car while the masses ride In the common coach, whereas In times past the rich rode In carriages or on horse back and the masses stayed at home. Modern invention has so cheapened the utilities which minister to the creature comforts that all can enjoy n a . measure what In the past was only within the reach of the rich. The most forceful argument ad vanced rests on the shortening of the hours of labor and the creation of diversions open to the public without expense. The old-time workday was measured by the power of physical en durance or the hours of daylight. There was neither time for pleasures nor physical vitality to take the op portunity. The toiler was chained to his environment and hla limited hori zon Inspired little hope of bettered condition. There has always been want and squalor In the world aa there Is today, but careful study leads to the conclusion that a larger per cent of the total population enjoys the reason able comforts of life than ever before Honoring the Wrights. After receiving unstinted honors abroad the Wrieht brothers have at last been accorded suitable recognl tlon in their own country, President Taft presenting the medals. Of the Aero club to the Inventors. The Wrights are not only entitled to credit because they have achieved results in a scientific field which had defied other investigators and in ventors, but because they have given an exceptional exhibition of American pluck. They risked everything, even their lives, on their Judgment and persevered under the moat dlscourag ing circumstances. What ultimate re sults their discoveries may lead to, no man can tell. In the present state of development tfie army la the only or ganization which can put the aero plane to any practical use, but Presi dent Taft voiced the common kope that air navigation might be developed to more humanitarian and practical purposes. It is not belittling the achievements of the Wrights to recognize the fact that the aeroplane Is still a crude and unsatisfactory affair. It is too deli cate and uncertain in Its movements and its powers of flight too limited to accomplish much. The first railway locomotive was hardly more than a toy, yet It opened the way for a mighty forward step in human prog ress. With the principle demon strated development of the aeroplane may some day work no less a revolu tion. Whatever may prove to be its uses, it must be gratifying to our pride that American citizens should have been In the van in a world-wide effort to tame the elements. Another police souvenir picture book is to be unloaded on the commu nity under cover of a division of profits with the police relief fund. This species of refined graft should have no countenance from the police authori ties. If anyone wants to contribute to the police relief fund he should be permitted to do bo without dividing with outside professional solicitors. As a matter of fact the police relief fund ought not to be dependent on a levy of contributions from people un der police regulation or protection, even though supposed to be voluntary. Another war scare has been punc tured. It was reported a consignment of 30,000 rifles was in the United States Intended to be used by Castro in a revolution in Venezuela, but in vestigation discloses that the rifles be long to a western mall order house, which will sell them to farmers for ex terminating jack rabbits and coyotes. John Sharp Williams revamps Jer emy Bentham's catch phrase that "That government Is best which gov erns least." It John Sharp should wake up he might discover that this moss-covered dogma has been rejected by every modern publicist and political scientist who has any recognized standing. Another question which might be pertinent in connection with the pre tended conversion of the demo-pops to the idea of a nonpartisanshlp is this, When did a demo-pop governer of Ne braska ever appoint a republican to any vacancy on the bench? Postal Inspectors think they turned an unusual trick In recovering stolen money from a man's wooden leg. That Is nothing many a dollar has been secured by leg-pulling. President L. W. Hill of the Great Northern denies the report that a plan has been devised for merging the vari ous Hill roads fnto one corporation. Probably a case of "I regret to report." A New York man who committed suicide in a hotel left a note begging the proprietor's pardon and promising not to do it again. Nothing will make some folks forget their politeness. The Last Gaeaa. Cleveland Plain Dealer. General Corbln says he made President Taft. Tom Piatt saya he mad Mr. Roose velt. Now guess, children, who made W. Bryan. Storing Is Trouble. St.. Louis Times. In our Judgment the railways In Missouri will hardly lay up a great fund of popu ) larity by exacting their pound of fli-sh In the matter of passenger fares. That Would Start Thlnsra. Chicago Hecord-Herald. Perhaps If the advocates of an Income tax would specify that It should be laid only upon people whose Incomes are less than $fl.0OO a year there would l some enthusiasm for It In the senate. An Army on the .lob. Philadelphia Press. There arc- now 2S.8.15 men employed In digging the Panama canal. Rather a re markable condition of affairs at a place where, according to the prophetic pessi mists, It would be Impossible to get enough labor to achieve material progress with the great undertaking. Dispensing Sweetness and Llarht. Detroit News. Mr. Bryan has a new lecture entitled, Watchman, What of the Night?" It Is palhetlo to think of this big country hav ing to struggle throuph at least four years more of darkness, with only the llnrht of a tallow dip, as Colonel Bryan lights one here nnd there at $00 per. Much Work Ahead. St. Louis Olobe Democrat. The tariff has a long fight before It can get through the senate, and then will come the big struggle In the conference commit tee. The national law-makers will cele brate their Fourth of July In Washington this year, but whether the holiday will be safe and sane or not will depend on the sort of work- which the senate does In the next two or three weeks. RAILROAD REGULATION. Pecnllar , Conjunction of Managerial Crlea, "Let C Alone." Philadelphia Press. By a peculiar conjunction of events E. II. Harrlman. James J. H1U and Charles S. Mellen have recently laid stress upon what they term too much legislation. These three distinguished railroad chief tains take the common ground that non interference by the public Is the proper course to pursue. This Is a natural way for railroad presi dents and corporation managers to look at it. They much prefer to be let alone. They find It more congenial to manage things without anyone to say yes or no. But what about the much greater army of Individuals collectively known as the public? What about the thousands of ship pers who must pay all the freight that the railroads haul? What about the millions of passengers the railroads carry? A railroad is by no means a private busi ness enterprise. It Is a public affair and therefore subject to public supervision to a certain extent. To what extent, of course, admits of an honest difference of opinion, i It Is a certainty that the people of the United States, by a vast majority, oppose the federal or state ownership of railroads. But It Is now Ji:st as certain that by an equally big majority they favor a wise regulation of the railroads. Mr. Hill Is the steadiest declaimer against state and federal laws aimed at the con trol of railroads. That Is because the states through which his railroads extend are constantly trying to hold those roads In restraint. An examination of freight and passenger rates, terminal facilities and general ac commodations furnished by standard lines of the east and those of the west will con vince Sny eastern shipper that there is a reason for this constant agitation of west ern people In regard to railroads. The average dividend paid by the big western roads la larger than the average dividend paid paid by the eastern trunk lines. The shipper, seeing this, not un naturally complains when he also sees that the western roads charge very much higher rates than the eastern lines. The query stands thus: Is It fair for the western companies to charge such high rates In order to keep up their dividends above eastern dividends? POLITICAL DRIFT. The Chicago Record-Herald, In the re cent Judicial campaign, won out on ten candidates out of fourteen supported for election. General Corllm of Ohio, break Into print to tell a busy world how he discovered William Howard Taft, and pointed out the road to th presidency. General Corllm 1 on the retired list, and needs the advertis ing. In a disquisition on the folly of boodlers incriminating themselves, the Missouri Su preme court intimates that an alderman who accepts marked bills In payment of hi vote cannot be compelled to Identify th marks. Case remanded with instruc tions to quaah th Indictment. The defeated mayoralty candidate of the Good Government party In Boston ha a pretty exalted opinion of his own value. H is suing alleged detractors for (476.500, 000 damage sustained by reason of their attacks on him during the campaign. He claims to be professionally, politically atid physically Injured to that amount. A distinguishing trait of the late Colonel A. K. McClure, the Philadelphia editor, was his Inability to stay hitched to a party machine. Independent political move ments commanded his support oftener than regular ticket. A friend one said of him, 'Aleck ws never well adapted to regular warfare, but as a leader of a forlorn hope, he was sublime." . Mayor J. Barry Mehool of Baltimore, has put In service, a fine, big municipal water wagon, with seats enough for all the city employes under him. In other words, the mayor has served notice that servants of the municipality must stay sober. Here after, says the mayor, the man who wants to work for the city must keep straight and let whiskey alone." The wealthy Philadelphia manufacturer. Joseph Pels, has agTeed to duplicate every dollar up to ir).0u0, raised by the single taxers In America and England for a prop aganda fund He Is now In Great Brltian and writes to friends In New York that the taxation of land values has passed the academic state, and Is coming Into the practical consideration of Kuropran states men and econumUiis generally In Other Lands Side xu-ata em Vtal la Vraaa. plrtag ann( th Mear ana ra Vatlaas ef lb Earth. British politic at the present time affqrd the Instructive spectacle of a reputed con servative government giving official and sernt-officlal sanction to economic policies, regarded only a few years ago aa the vaporlngs of cranks. Pome of these ten tative policies are put forth as feelers, to test public sentiment, and) get the direction of political currents. Othr hav been en acted into law. or form part of pending measures. Restoring the land to the people of Ireland, begun In a half-hearted w-ay a few years ago, has become a settled policy, and compulsory sale must follow as a means of ending the evils of feudal land lordism. The proposed tax on land values, embodied la the pending budget, Is con sidered by land owners as a distinct step toward Henry Georgelsm. Besides this, the budget reaches out and lays a heavy hand on wealth, the weight of th hand Increas ing In proportion to the size of the Income or the estate. The higher the Income or th Inheritance, the higher Is the percentage exacted by the government. These pro posals cause Intense Indication among the property holding class, and corresponding enthusiasm among the vastly greater class of nominal taxpayers. Hence the political barometer of the liberal party Indicates clearing skies after many disquieting storms. The courage and dash of Lloyd George In his revenue getting plans, have a rival for public favor In Winston Chur chill's scheme to set up state insurance Against unemployment. For boldness of conception and dazsllng possibilities, the proposal astounds the torles and gives the liberals a much wider view of political life than It has enjoyed for a year. The In surance scheme ' has not taken def((nlte shape, but the principle and purpose were outlined by the author In a public address at Manchester. These measures, both ac tive and tentative, Indicate clearly the trend of economic legislation In conservative Britain, and their development will be wached with world-wide interest. A sensational story from Rome, printed In a London newspaper gives a melancholy picture of conditions in - the dsitrictg de vastated by earthquake in southern Italy and the alleged waste of the millions con tributed for the relief of the BUfterers. It is slated that the donations available for Immediate application aggregate tibout $14, 000,000. According to figures furnished by the president of the central relief commit tee the subscriptions were approximately as follows: Great. Britain, JGO0.OO0; Argen tina, which has a' large Italian population, $400,000; Germany, which is Italy's ally, $400,000; Fiance, $300,000, and the United States, $300,000. In addition to these amounts, the Catholic church collected $1,200,000, and there were various sums from other countries, which have not been com puted. s The Italian contributions were naturally by far the largest of all. They comprised the sum of $S,000,000, which Parliament voted for immediate use, and the 'further sum of $14,000,000, In the form of sur-taxes, the collection and expenditure of which ar to be extended over a series of years, and which Is to be employed in restoring publio services throughout the stricken region. These contributions were of money only. They take no account of the great quan tities of provisions and of other supplies transmitted to the scene of the earth quake. According to the letter referred to, the reorganization of life In the principal ruined cities has not yet been even begun. The central committee has spent $4,460,000 In relieving the Immediate necessities of the victims, and It has set aside large sums for rearing orphans' and other charities. This has practically exhausted ' Its re sources and it has a balance of only $16,37$ In lis possession. Discussion of a. partisan character 1 going on in Ireland and England over th delayed publication of a letter from Theo dore Roosevelt, president, to Ambassador Bryoe dated March 2, in which the work of Sir Horace Plunkett in the cause of country life betterment In Ireland and the United States is acknowledged and complimented. "Before I leave the presi dency," Mr. Roosevelt wrote, "I want to acknowledge our debt, and send through you the thanks of every man who knows what has been done and sees the need and the sure results of thts great move ment to help the men and woman who feed the nation and stand as the foundation of It greatness and progress." The justice of the tribute to the unselfish work of the noted Irishman is conceded, but apprecia tion of the compliment and Its source 1 marred by the petty accusation that th British ministry suppressed publication of the letter for two months out of regard for the feelings of members of the Irish national party. Mr. Plunkett is a con servative in politics, a stanch party man. He is opposed to th policies of the lfberal party and Its allies, the Irish nationalist. The fact that he was superseded as head of the Department of Agriculture of Ire land by the liberal ministry knocked a prop from under the pie counter of the torles. A few of the crumbs of the de partment fell to the nationalists. In th eyes of the torles this is a crime little short tof treason, and the party guilty of the offense is condemned beyond hope of pardon. By invoking the assistance of the secret cable coda of the State department at Washington, the marriage of an American woman to a bogus foreign nobleman was delayed. If not wholly prevented. Definite Information was ent to friends of the bride-to-be showing the assumed nobleman to be an adventurer and the husband of a wife living In Brooklyn, N. Y. Aside from th feelings of disgust provoked by the tuft-hunttng craze, It Is a wonder more of the crop of fool heiresses are not taken In. Europe has an over supply of bogus noble men. The real article is veneered vice, the bogus merely adds deception to the shady record. In France at the present moment the government Is endeavoring to separate the real from th fraudulent, and the winnowing process brings to light a vast number of titled humbugs. Every holder of a title being required to prove Its genuineness s a specific grant, or one formally recognized by the government, has caused a wholesale shedding of bor rowed plumes among Frenchmen. The French record,- when made up, will be unique In one respect. The owner of title will have a tax certificate to sub stantiate his nobility. A correspondent of a London newspaper, writing from Constantinople, relates soma curious stories about the investigation of Ylldis Kiosk after the ex-sultan's de parture for Salonika. Hidden rooms, false doors, movable planks In the floors. Were found on all sides. A locksmith who was opening a safe warned those present to stand back, as he feared an explosion. As soon as the door turned on its hinges pistols were fired automatically. The Kunuch Nadid. who was employed as an informer, was taken through the palace handcuffed as a shield, but the investi gators were very cautious, as they were warned of tiaps and amljushes. At some of the windows wen- as fitrure of Abdul Ha mid, said Ui be . admit ably made, mo The Steady Growth Of this bank is largely because of fifty two years of careful conservative bank ing methods, coupled with courteous, liberal treatment of customers. Women particularly appreciate tjic de partment for their exclusive use. OFFICERS: C. T. KOUNTZE, President. F. H. DAVI9, Vice-President. L. L. KOUNTZE. 8d Vice-President. T. L. DAVIS, Cashier. X. ALLISON. Ass't. Csshler. placed as to Induce the belief that the sultan was really there when he was tome w'here else. These stories are fremh enough to stand a dash of salt, but they disclose a vein of attractive rlchners for up-to-date makers of comic opera. Th shadows are gathering steadily and closing In around the life of Joseph Cham berlain, the dashing, vengeful and fickle British statesman. Less than ten years ago he ranked second only to Lord Salis bury In the conservative unionist minis try, and was chiefly responsible for the war on th Boet republics. Authentic In formation states that he Is in a very feeble condition, his mind Is clouded and his body In a semi-paralysed state. Recently h returned to England from a protracted stay in the Riviera, and wa observed at Dover landing with tottering footsteps sup ported by his son. It Is difficult to con ceive of th transformation within three short years of Britain' greatest champion of imperialism into such a helpless being. MIRTHFUL REMARKS. "Do vou think there la much vratitude In politics?" "Yes." answered Senator Sorghum; "but It Is hard to locate. As a rule it is some- , VII. ... ..vr.l.s IV 1JIIU ,11 somebody else." Washington Star. "Foiled again," said the chocolate drop, as he was enveloped In his sliver wrapping. Harvard Lampoon. "Your husband snys that during your quarrel you used a flatlron on him." Well, your honor, you see T was trying to smooth things over." Cleveland Leader. "Mr. Meekum, don't you think a woman should reoel a man's pay when she does a man's work?" 'Why er look at the other side of the question a moment, will you? .Think how Summer omforf Custom makes it possible for men to go about in Summer without waistcoats. Our two-piece suits are half-lined. We have them in blue and-black and fancy serges, and in light-weight cheviots and fancy worsteds. The prevailing colors show a tendency to grays. It is not so much a matter of lightness in weight as their shape-keeping and their wearing qualities that concern us, but we use materials combining both comfort and wearing qualities and leave out all un necessary linings- $15 to $30 Special For Saturday Forty-two childrens light-weight wool Russian and Sailor Suits that sold from $4.50 to $7.50, on sale at $2.50. We have them in the following scale of sizes: Ages2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. 13, 12, 4, 1, 1, 1, 2, 7, 142 Suits. Tirowninalting 6 Cq B;K MUST! MUST! MUST! Hundreds of specially desirable Pianos MVST be disposed of st this time. Only high quality and low price will do It. A rare chance for you to own a Piano at the lowest possible cost. Bargains every Piano a GENUINE BARGAIN. Every Piano a superior one at the price named In this Great Sale of Brand New, Shlpworn and Used Pianos. A FEW BARGAINS FOR SATURLAY Brand new mahogany Piano, very de- frc M-...U1.. CfsCC .irabie W3 monthly) Io3 Used Emerson Piano, ebony case. HtfC mrtnfL1.A C1 60 perfect condition Brand new, oak Piano, latest signed case, a very fine bargain. Used Knabe Piano, ebony case, i(&C mnnrUJ.. 15250 best of condition. The price Is only. mOlIiniy) J6JV New sample Piano, mahogany case, exclusive, massive, beautiful ' Used Kranlck & Bach, mahogany r case, In such good condition that HtZJ mnnthlv JjU positively would be taken for new. IllUlllUl; .awvr STOOL AND SCARF FREE WITH EACH PIANO. $10.00 SENDS A PIANO HOME $10.00 A. H0SPE COMPANY 1513 DOUGLAS STRUT MO n many men are doing women's work and not getting a cent for It V ChlcaKn Tribune. "Couldn't you streich a point to set more news about our new neighbors ?" "I might rubber a bit." Baltimore American. "Doesn't It seem strange that Mr. Roose velt suffers from none of the pestilential Influences that surround him In equatorial Africa?" "Not at all. For seven or eight yeats before he went there he was thrown into almost constant association with politi cians, and his system became Immune." Chicago Tribune. THE UMPIRE. . 61. Louis Itepulillc. (With apologies to the Valium ci. A fool there was, and he made ins ii.a.iti (Kveti as yon and 1) To the raging rabble assembled then, For a soda bottle had struck hun tiaie In the back of the neck, and It mum ,,,m swear. (Even as you and I). Oh, the cheers we waste. And the Jeers w waste, And the pennant hopes we had planin l Belong to the man who did nut know (And now we know that he will ntei know) That Murphy had beaten Sullivan's thr.vv, And he could not undeiHtand. They mussed his hair and they tore his pants, Just to make him understand; Then turned in a call for the ambulanue. The work of our heart and hand. But nil they could find of that umpire there Was a rag and a bone and a hank of half. They had certainly done him i.p tor fair. For he could not understand. Oh, It Isn't the shame And it Isn't the blame That stings Hke white-hot brand, It's the thought of losing a earne that vns won Thro' an ignorant, measly son-of-n-gun Who could not understand. 15th and Douglas Sts. R. S. WILCOX, Mgr. mULluy svv de - i ;($6 monthly) $190 .($6 monthly) $210 4