THE BEE: OMAHA. THURSDAY. MAY 27. 1909. .U- The Omaha ' Daily Dee. FOUNDED BT EDWAD ROSEWATIR. VICTOR ROSE WATER, EDITOR. Entered t Omaha postoffflce M eeotrsd ciass nitUr. TERMS OF SUBiCRIPTlON. Pally Fe (without Sunday), ona year..M hally Bee and Bu idny one year 100 DELIVERED BT CARRIER. Lilly Bee (tnclud'ng Runday). per week. .IV) La.ly Bee (without ftunriay), per week.. Wo Evening Bee (without Sunday). per wMk I Evening Bee (with Sunday). per wee 18 Sunday Bee. one year i Saturday Bee. one yesf I0 Addreea all complaints of irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omsha Twenrv-fourth and N. Council Bluffs IS Scott Street. Lincoln fil Little Building. Chicago 15411 Marquette Building. New York-Rooma UM-110J No. 4 Weit Thirty-third Street. Washington T Fourteenth Street, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to newa and edi torial matter should be addressed : Omaha, Lee. Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Doe Publishing Company. Only 2 cent atamps received In payment of mart accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchangee, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CTCUT,ATION. State of Nebraska. Douglas County George B. Tseehuck, treasurer ox The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, eays that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of April, 1I0. was as follow: - I M.IM IT 41090 I M.OM IS IT.1M I SS.4M It ASS 4 S7.8O0 ! 4030 41.300 tl 40,410 ..!. 40.S40 11 40,400 T 41,000 tl. ......... 40,300 41400 14 40,00 41,080 it 4XVM0 10 41,400 14 4O380 11 87,300 fT. 4S.U0 11...;...... 41,300 3 4000 It 41.440 It 40S0 14 .... 4000, : 19 :. 4500 31 40,000 ' .. 14 4000 ' Total.. 130,410 Returned copies..,. 1103 Net total ..13007 Dally average.......!, f. ... 4040 GEORGE B. TZSCHtJCK. Treajru.er. Subscribed tn my presence and ewern to before me this 1st day of May, ltot. U. P. WALKER, Notary Public WHEN OCT OF TOWN. Bescrt avere loawlsiaT tk elty teas porarlly,, eatoaild kvavr Tke U mailed to tbeaa. Address will h , The tax assessor la also coming down the homo stretch. If the tariff bill were a hot air bal Iocn It would have gone up long ago. ' A Milwaukee paper reminds us that Christmas la Just seven months away. It certainly doesn't feel like It. . Just because Mr. Hitchcock has had a lease on the city prosecutorshlp for three years he thinks he is entitled to perpetual ownership. . People, who go out automobile rid ing around Omaha right now should take witnesses along to prove that they are- not train robbera. 1 1f. they must have snow at this time of the year up In Montana and tho Black Hills, will they pleaae blow their breath the other way? The wheat, git can take notice that Nebraska's growing crops are amply supplied with ' moisture no matter what ma be happening elsewhere. , With the Jobs for the jobless record of tho legislature before him It makes Mayor Jim sad to see some of the local pie slip out of the democratic commis sary wagon. An English scientist has published a book, on '.'How Much and What Should a Mai Eat?" It all depends who la to settle for the check at the cashier's desk.' The, railroads . are .again being greatly troubled with high water. It worries the railroad men when , water attacks the tracks, but It ia different with the stocka. : - Lincoln police are, having a hard time of It holding down tho lid. Some of the good people of tho capital city might help out by furnishing ballast if tho force la too light. Andrew Carnegie is to provide a fund to purchase hero medals for ha peoplo of France who deserve them Mr. Carnegie must be determined to make the order of heroes a worldwide ose. How about it? Did the voting of those $6,500,000 water bonds take all the disease germs out of the water, or were tho germa merely Imaginary fig ments worked up to help carry the bonds? A Boston girl has made a record of a high jump of four feet three inchea, and there was no mouse in the room, either. Boston is gradually getting In line with modern educational methods. That Norseman who dlacovered thla continent so many years before Colum bus and penetrated aa far Inland aa Minnesota was evidently only spying out tho land for his countrymen, who were to take possession later. Mayor Jim la denouncing In un measured terms the tour democratic council men who made a deal with the republicans on council organization But Mr. Hitchcock's World-Herald la densely silent on tho subject. What Is a democrat? Isn't It pressing tbo limit to com uience talking about contesting Hetty fireen's will before she Is dead, or even enjoying poor health'? People should at lea b permitted the prlv ilego of thinking they art disposing of Ihtir w .properly., 1. . ' , . . . Farmer and Speculator. An eastern financial paper, discuss ing the prospects of the future tend ency of the wheat market, points out that the speculator will soon hare a new condition to contend with. Under normal condition! the first of the new crop will be on the market In about alx weeks, but this authority declares that there la no certainty that auch will be the case this year. It all de pends whether the farmer thinks he Is getting the value of his wheat. Some well known facta are cited to sustain thla view. Some years ago the financial condi tions of the farmer was by no means I . . . V A 1 I 1 1 so good aa now ana wneat, oeing nis first marketable crop of the year, was aold as toon m possible after harvest, with the result of a depressed mar ket, while the apeculator and grain buyer reaped the real profit of the, farm. As a consequence of a succes sion of prosperous years the farmer, aa a rule, la no longer forced to rush his wheat to market In order to pay pressing debts, but Instead has both the financial resources and the storage ability to hold his grain If he desires to do to. Market statistics show that last year the farmers held onto their corn longer on the average than usual, send ing it to market only as there was a market demand, with the result that the farm price was nearer the average price of the year than ever before in the history of the country. If the ob ject lesson of this is not lost, wheat Is likewise more apt to be marketed only as there la actual demand for the grain, with a resultant higher average price at the farm and also a more even price throughout the year. With large supplies tn the farmers' hands a corner with Its artificial prices would be Im possible, for the manipulator would simply be buried under an avalancho of grain.- . The marketing of the crop only in response to demand would be of fi nancial benefit to the farmer and also to the consumer, by making both Im mune from the squeezing of the specu lator. Withholding from the market grain .that was needed would, of course, injure the consumer just as much as the same process of hoarding by the speculator, but farm owner ship Is so scattered and the modern farmer so well posted as to the world's supply and demand that a farmers' corner on grain la improbable. Democratic) Conundrums.. Tba age of Ann has been de termined, nobody cares any more who struck Billy Patterson, and Charley Ross haa been given up as definitely lost. The conundrum, "What is a democrat?" and "What Is the demo cratic position on the tariff?" are still open for debate between Mr. Bryan and those who think they have a right to an equity In the party label. Mr. Bryan continues to run his blue pencil through the names on the party membership list and to assert that the party la Irrevocably committed against protection. Senator McEnery of Loui siana tella the senate, while discussing the sugar schedule, that free trade has no place In the American scheme of government. Senator Stone of Mis souri, with the apologetic mien of the man who has just stepped on your coma, tells Mr. Bryan that a little pro tection for one of the Industries of the senator's atate is a good thing and that the Nebraskan should not object so seriously to the senator's looking after his fences by a vote judiciously placed on the iron ore schedule of the tariff bill. It Is a merry life this thing of trying to be a democrat and figure out whether your ticket is for the upper or lower berth or whether, perchance, you must do penace by walking to Falrvlew with peas in your shoes for daring to vote without taking a cue from tho great .Chautauquan, only to find on the front door a new sign, "On tour of the world, back In time to run for president again In 1912." German Naval Views. During alf the talk about the great Increase In the German navy and the scare It has produced in Great Britain, Germany has been busily engaged building warships and saying practi cally nothing. In fact the ambitious naval program of the Teuton was well under way before Great Britain woke up to the fact. Some recent utterances of Germans high in authority make it evident that the German takes no stock in the British statement that its navy ia solely for defense and In no sense a menace to Germany or to any other country. Rear Admiral Weber of Oermany points out that ever since the rise of Great Britain as a world power it has never tolerated a rival on the aeas, either commercially or In war fleets. As Spain, Holland, France and Denmark have In turn created great navies, Great Britain has watched for a favorable opportunity and smashed them. The admiral boldly declares that Germany does not pro pose simply to build up its navy to a point where It will be a valuable pawn In the game of nations, but will con tinue until Germany Is able to hold ita own on the seas. He gives voire to the general distrust of Great Britain la Germany and the fear that unless the fatherland Is able to hold its own on tho seas as well as on land If com mercial rivalry becomes too acuta Britain will attempt to crush Ger many as It haa other rivals. In hla remarks made In the Reichs tag. Chancellor von Buelow la a little more discreet, but read In tho light of official reserve, what he says leads to tho same conclusion. Tho chancellor It quoted as saying, "It is Germany's aim to have a fleet so strong as would maka oven a atronger power think twlct befors attacking us." Count Re- vent low. in discussing the situation, slated plainly that Germany was liv ing In constant fear of attack by Great Britain and that every step forward by Germany In shipping and commerce makes the danger greater. - How much of thla talk, both In Get many and In Great Britain, is for the purpose of forcing through the ap propriations considered necessary for naval development, no one of course knows except those In authority, but that behind It is a large measure of mutual distrust and fear is obvious. Whether It will stop short of either war or bankruptcy of one or both, the wlseBt can only guess. The Mayor's Message. The message sent by Mayor Dahl man to the new council haa the merit of being short and to the point and free from all attempts at fancy writ ing. It reada as If the mayor com posed it himself and contains nothing against which there will be objection from any source except from some of the franchlsed corporations. The principal part of the message Is a repetition of the platform declara tions upe which the mayor waa re elected and a reminder to the council men both republican and democratic that the campaign pledges were largely identical in all platforms. The mayor Is careful, however, not to em phasize the fact that some of these promises were made in hla campaign three years ago, but are yet to be re deemed. Fine words butter no parsnips and it remains to be seen whether the mayor will be able to accomplish more along these lines in a second term than he did in his first. He started out three years ago with Just as fine prom ises. He also started out three years ago with a council insurrection on his hands and he is by no means yet as sured of clear sailing this time. Better Supervision of Banks. The comptroller of the currency has instituted a number of reforms in con nection with his supervision of the na tional banks, which cannot fail to be beneficial, both to the banker and to the public. In the first place he has insisted that bank directors should cease to be mere figureheads and pay. enough attention to the affairs of the institution to be cognizant of their con dition or get out. More important still Is the action taken to render the work of the bank examiners of greater real value and provided against repetition of past abuses. Comptroller Murray is determined that the lesson of 1907 shall not be wasted. The national gov ernment, however, is not alone charged with a duty to the public in this respect. A large part of the banking business of the country is conducted by state banks, over which the comptroller has no supervision. The legal restrictions on investments and field of operation are not nearly so stringent upon state banks as on the nationals. Many oppor tunities for profitable Investment are open to the state institutions from which the national bank is barred, and similarly the opportunities for Im proper and ill-judged Investments are also greater. This greater latitude of investment for the state bank ia neces sary, as the two classes of banka serve largely different constituencies with different needs. There is no reason, however, why the supervision over and examinations of state banks should not be as thorough and efficient as in the case of the nationals. Efficient regu lation is as much of a safeguard to the bankers as to the depositor. Guar anty or no guaranty, there is no ex cuse for bank peculations which ade quate supervision and examination could prevent. All agree that Omaha should culti vate the good will of tho interior cities and towns of the state and that there Is no good reason for antagonism be tween the state' and Its metropolis. It should not be overlooked, however, that tbo late democratic delegation sent to Lincoln from Douglas county did more in three months to incite prejudice against Omaha and alienate friends throughout Nebraska than can be undone In three years. It is only going half way when we undertake to cultivate friendly relations without at the same time trying to stop widening the breach at the other end. One way to increase Omaha's pres tige abroad Is to show special atten tion to out-of-town visitors who oc cupy high positions tn the business and professional world whenever they honor the city with their presence. We have been doing aomethtng in this direction, but not enough. The Com mercial club and every other similar organization ought each to have a live, hustling entertainment committee busy all the time and let no one get past who is entitled to such recogni tion. Candidates who made contingent filings for the recent primaries, but were shut off the ticket, are to have their money back on tha ground that they did not get what they paid for. As a matter of fact, nine out of ten of them went In simply for the advertis ing and got that without being forced to Incur the other expenses which usually go with it. New England papers are boasting that $54,000,000 is to be invested In that section in new mills, factories and Improvements in existing plants.. New England is to be congratulated over the fact that It has wakened to tha fact that tho panic has been over fop some time. President Winchell of the Rock Island haa joined tho chorua for co operation between tho railroads, the shippers and the public There never as anything In the way of co-operation except the disposition of the rail roads to go it alone unless everyone else consented to play ihe game ac cording to the rules they laid down. WetaM Like In Be Motown. Topeka Capital. Admiral Iewey says the American navy Is the peer of any. We hate to question the word of a hero, but since the American navy hss never been in a real fight nobody knows how good It la. In Line rrltk Hla Raalneaa. Fhiledelphla Press. Senator Aldrlch will be allowed to select his own route and name his own prices For a season of chaulauiiua lectures. This is quite In line with his cxpertnees In ar ranging tariff schedules for other people. Admirable t'aador. Boston Herald. Evening sessions ordered and the flow of senate talk, unchecked. That North Carolina member of other days, who repre sented toe county of Buncombe and pleaded to a wearied house that he was "talking for Buncombe'" has k)ls disciples at every session, although not all are as frank as he. A' Time for Silence. New Tork Tribune. Mr. Bryan Is preserving a sphinxlike si lence on the tariff Issue. He will be en couraged In that policy by the reception given In the senate to some few innocent remarks from Governor John A. Johnson. The tlemocratlc leader who theorises now adays on the tariff Is likely to be assailed by a majority of his party associates as a troublemaker and a heretic. I llf la Industries. Springfield Republican. Not only are the Independent steel com panies to restore wages, but those railroads which reduced the pay of the salaried class of employes following the panic pf 1907 are announcing a return to the old compensa tion. The Boston and Maine Is the latest to make known such a step. It means that In the opinion of these men of large affairs prosperity . has returned. Fortunate 'Ootlylnoj Possessions." Boston Herald. Lucky Guam! The people felt that they were burdened with unnecessarily high du ties and complaints to Captain Dorn, the naval governor. A tariff com mission was formed at once, an investiga tion made, end a revision downward was outlined, which will become a law as soon as It Is approved by the president snd sec retary Meyer. But Guam is not entitled to the blessings' of self-government! A CIRIOIS SITUATION. Senate Tariff' BUI Without Defenders In Ike Press. New Tork Tribune. It In a notable circumstance that the senate tariff bill has practically no de fenders In the press of the country. We have failed to notice a cordial approval of It In Its present form In any conspicuous republican newspaper, or In any demo cratic newspaper, north or south, although many southern-senators sre helping to neutralise the reductions In d'ltles made In the measure as It left the house of repre sentatives; Our observation Is fully eon firmed by the Washington Post, which sad the other day: . "The pre of a free country is a fall' Index of public opinion; In forty years of journalistic effort we do not recall any question of widespread public eencertrupon which the newspaper have been as unani mous Ss theyciafrti -today In regard to the pending tariff ,kUU There Isn't a publica tion of note anywhere that has a kind word to say in behalf of the measure In Us present form a fact too significant to be Ignored or lightly treated. It Is no exag geration to say. that the bill hasn't a friend outside the halls of congress and the small circle of men whose rerrerentaltves came here to see that It was framed with a view to promote their own selfishness." T" senate Is by tradition a highly eo servatlve body. It clings to what Is. and I usually prefers to rr on tne stae or seir rrVstralnt and Inaotion. Yet the political sagacity of theflrianee committee and Its followers Is discredited by the fact that their work finds no approval from the public opinion which the newspapers re flect. Can such work be expected to ap peal hereafter to the voters? Is the senate right In Judging public sentiment, while the newspapers of both parties are all wrong? These are questions which the makers of the senate measure would do well to consider. DESIRABLE DISCONTENT. Signal Fires of Enlightenment nnd Social Progress. Baltimore American. A recent work by a university profes sor undertakes to estsblish the fact that American discontent Is a result of en lightenment The writer points out that the stolid Indifference of peasants In tyrant ruled countries Is" the basis of social order. Of course, the Implication la that society should kave a privileged class and a hope less mass. This Is, fortunately, un-American. Discontent has never Injured anyone who has entertained it as a stimulus to ac tion. The American comes nearest to the Ideal man in having a multitude of desires which prompt a multitude of activities and leads to the Impiovement of society, the creation of wealth and the establishment of life on a higher and broader plane. it Is well to contrast American dis content with the situation in such a coun try as Englsnd. where certainly enlighten ment Is as respectable as it is here. There about 5.000 men own the great bulk of the soil, while a single aristocrat owns in Scotland an area as large as Maryland, Virginia," West Virginia and Delaware. Be side the great land monopolists of Great Britain the trust barons of the United States are children in a kindergarten. Land Is an Impassive commodity, its ownership is hard to break up, especially when but tressed by traditional grants from the crown. Contracted with this situation Is the condition In Fraice, where only 6 000 Frenchmen have Incomes of I J). 000 from wealth of f4S.000.00e.OtM. Here Is diffused prosperity. The basis of It all is the sys tem of small land holding and intensive cultivation of the soil. Enlightenment Is a common characteristic of France. Eng land add the Vnlted States. The first represents diffused capital, the second cen tralized land holding, the third consolida ted IndJbtry. Each country possesses a restless population, full of complaint with existing conditions and desire for better ment. So that the t'nited States Is not different from the other great powers In the fact that its people are not as happy as unattired savages In a tropical banana grove. It will be a sad day when the people shall be content to let things be as they are and not seek Improvement. The great problems are those that rail forth great energy and the fact that problems eilst that cause discontent is In no sense a dis couragement. The elements of discontent are here, but rfiers Is little of the dissatis faction that leads to despsir. Americas discontent U of las stimulating brand. Washington Life Sert Mraaaaaa f tswManta b4 tyiMOam U& Mark tke rT arreaki a tke sTaatoa's OnpttaL Mainly the well sprint of news In the t'nited States senate are dried up. Pro longed deflate on tariff la held up as a Culprit responsible for a news drouth of such severity that Washington correspon dents are forced to the extremity of slslng up the "most august assemblage on earth" as a millionaires club. The Brook lyn Ragle man, a cautious observer of na tional and financial symptoms, asserts that a poor man, though not a poor senator, is not as lonesome as he used to he In senate. He has plenty of company. Of the twelve new men who were sworn In on March 4, nine are poor. Two are rich and another has been ahle, by leading a life of celibacy and frugality, to accumulate about S100.000. Two other senators who were sworn In a few months previous are also classified among the Impoverished. By a liberal estimate there are fifteen millionaires In the t'nited States senate. If the exact truth about the stale of the finance of these men were known, it Is likely that several of them would he dropped from this list of modern Midases. It's not an easy thing to ascertain cor rectly the worldly possessions of people, these days. However, the following sen ators are generally looked upon In Wash ington as being millionaires, some of them multl-mllllonaires: Nelson B. Aldrlch of Rhode Island, Mor gan G. Bulkeley of Connecticut, W. Mur ray Crane of Massachusetts, Chauncey M. Depew of New Tork, Henry A. Du Pont of Delaware, Stephen B. Elklns of West Vir ginia, Simon Guggenheim of Colorado, Francis G. Newlands of Nevada. George 8. Nixon of Nevada, George T. Oliver of Pennsylvania. Nathan B. Scott of West Virginia, Isaac Stephenson of Wisconsin, Francis E. Warren of Wyoming, John Kean of New Jersey and George P. Wet more of Rhode Island. There are several other men who might be termed "near millionaires." They Include Jonathan Bourne of Oregon, George C. Perkins of California, Ellhu Root of New Tork and Charles J. Hughes, Jr., of Colorado. Against this select group of nineteen men Is the great army of senators, who are well fixed, comfortably well off,' and poor. The last classification Is- the most numerous, and takes In the men who have nothing but their salaries. Especially in the western . states Is the tendency grow ing to send poor men to the senate. For merly the mining kings had a. large mon opoly of the senatorial business. Root and Hughes were the men of afflu ence of the dosen who took the oath at the commencement of the present session. Burton of Ohio, who has saved nearly $100,000, waa the other man of some means. Of the balance, Brtstow of Kansas was, perhaps, the man with the flattest pocket book, and he looked it- Making both ends meet Is a serious problem of life to Brls tow, and may account for the fervor with which he Is attacking the high schedules of the tariff. Chamberlain of Oregon Is also poor. One reason for his poverty was a conviction he once had that it was his duty to squander his savings in order to pay the depositors of a failed savings bank of which he was a director. This occurred some years ago. When his op ponents In his fight for the senatorship sprung the story that . Chamberlain had been connected , with a bank that had failed, his manly sacrifice came out, and the newa elected .him to tha senate, j Coe I. Crawford of South Dakota ia a poor man with a large family, and he lives in a boarding house her which could be. with truthfulnesss, classed as "cheap." Johnson of North Dakota and Jones of Washington would have to borrow money to keep going if it were, not for their sal aries as senators. Shlvely iof Indiana haa never had more than his modest income as lawyer, and Smith of South Carolina earned his livelihood up to a few years ago as a traveling organizer for tha cot ton growers of his state. Cummins of Iowa was on the high road to wealth until he became a reformer. About all he has now la the house that cost him $60,000, and he hasn't money enough left to run It. It was the boast of Brown of Nebraska last year that he was the only member of the senate too poor to own a home. His colleague, Burkett, Is a poor man also. Taken as a class, the men who have recently coma to the senate from the west are lacking in worldly goods. The same statement is true generally of sen ators from the south. Bourne of Oregon had one fortune left to him, which he lost, and then he made another, a good part of which has slipped from htm also. Bulkeley of Connecticut is the head of one of the biggest Insurance oompanies In the country and is an hon ored member of the Millionaires' club. Carter of Montana came to the senate In IKjT) a rich man, and left in 1901, dead broke. McKinley gave him a government Job. Since then he has made enough to keep the wolf from the door without doing any more hard work. Culberson of Texas mar ried a rich wife and is as well fixed as any of the southern contingent. La Foilette Is a money-maker, but he lets It slip through his fingers. He Invests nearly every dol lar he makes In printer's Ink. By hard work on the Chautauqua circuit he earned 140.000 tn 1907. What he didn't spend In pro moting his campaign against the trusts he Invested in his weekly newspaper. "Cullom Is poor as a church mouse," Is a comment frequently heard In the senate. A remark of this kind, by the way, is the highest tribute that could be paid to the honesty of any man who has been long In the senate. Cullom has been there for twenty-alx years, and has saved barely enough to buy a small but comfortable home. Hale, who has been in the senate since has had the benefit of his wife's fortune. She was a daughter of the late Zacharlah Chandler of Michigan, who was a merchant prince of Detroit before he be came 1'ni'ed States senator and secretary of the Interior The greater part of the batik account of Owen of Oklahoma Is made up of his share of the latgest fee ever awarded in a case against the government. It was fTOO.OOO and was earned In an Indian land suit. Plies of Washington as one of the five attorneys to split a 1250,000 fee. Senator Warren la several times a millionaire and one of the biggest wool producers in tha world. He owns vast stretches of gi axing land. Senator Tillman or South Caroling. Is a poor man and lives like one. His hitherto spotless reputation was mussed up. a trifle by Mr. Roosevelt last year because poor Tillman was trying to make a few dollars out of a land selling company In Oregon. From the foregoing It wtll be seen that the name "Millionaires' club" no longer fits the senate. It is an assembly mad up of a few very rich men. a few well-to-do men and a great many who are poor, but would like to be millionaires. A Pair of Hnnnncra. Pittsburg Dispatch. While Mr. Bryan la expelling prominent democrats from the party Senator Bailey undertakes to go him a little better by readme ine party platform out Absolutely Thaonly Ratlcino' Powder macle from Makes the finest, most delicious bis- Crwim'of cu't cace an Pfy conveys to food Tartar e mosl healthnJ of fruit properties. PERSONAL NOTES. M. Paderewskl, having recovered his health, la enjoying himself In agricultural pursuits at his chateau on the banks of the Lake of Lucerne. There Is an Impression In Chicago that Carter H. Harrison, four times mayor of the city. Is likely to be a candidate for the democratic nomination for mayor in 1WL The Duke of Norfolk hss a rent roll of fl.3a0.Q00 a year. His London' estate in Norfolk street, Surrey street and Arundel Street, Strand, was erected on the site of his ancestors' town house by speculative builders after the great fire In 10M. Mrs. Harry E. Mitchell, of Pullman, Wash., has made what . Is believed to be the largest t'nited States flag In the world, and which Is to be unfurled at the moment President William Howard Taft, In Washington, presses the button that opens the Alaska-Vukon-Paclfio exposition. Clinton C. Hutchinson, who recently died In Fortland. Ore., Is called" by the Ore gonlans of that elty the father of Irrigation In Its state. He was born In Vermont, De cember it, 1S33, and first went west to Illinois, where he married and In 1S55 re moved to Kansas nnd helped the "free state" men In their troubles with the "border ruffians." Going to Oregon in 1S94 Mr. Hutchinson saw that irrigation was greatly needed In eastern Oregon, and organised the Irrigation project In Crook county, the first In the state of any consequence. t Chief Justice Beatty, of the supreme court of California, who is Tl years old, is as able to take care of himself and to enforce his reasonable demands outside the courtroom as In IU On Monday of last week, while riding on a trolley car he ordered a man to stop talking with the motorman, telling him that he was im periling the safety of the passengers. . The man resented the order and told the Judge, whom he did not recognize, that he would knock the tatter's hat off but for his gray hair. "Forget the hair and try It," said the Judge. The challenge was accepted and there waa a quick exchange of blows, In which the chief Justice came off best. TART TRIFLES. """" "Do t make myself plain?" demanded Mrs. Jawback at the end of her curtain lec ture. "You couldn't do that, my dear," said Mr. Jawback, mildly. "1 will acknowledge that I am stupid, but not that you could be plain." Cleveland Leader. She (after the tiffl Tou will admit you were wrong? He ta young lawyer) No: but I'll admit that an unintentional error might have unknowingly crept into my assertion. Christian Endeavor World. Thirsty Passenger How much longer have I got to wait for that cocktail I or dered? Dining Car Walter (looking out of the window) A tx ut a mile and a half longer, sir. This is a dry county, and there's a spotter on board. Chicago Tribune. Wigwag Good evening, Mrs. Guszler Is Mr. Gussler in? Mrs. Uusiler He has Just done down to the corner tor a little exercise. Wigwag I think I'll Join him. In which er corner does he' take his exercise? Philadelphia Record. "I met Nellie this morning, and she was very anxious." "What was the matter with her?" "I think she was on the verge of nervous prostration about the address she was to make before the 'Don't Worry" club." Baltimore American. Tommy Met the new minister on my way home from 8unday school yesterday, and he asked me If I played marbles on Sun day. Mother Well, what did you say? Tommy Get thee behind me, Satan! Sketch. Fair Client I want you to sue that woman for 5.0O0 damages! She stole my husband's affections! Lawyer But. madam, your husband Is well known In this community. I advise Thursday Morning We will place on ale 100 suits left over from last spring's stock, which we must close out before our regu lar 6emi-annual inventory. v These suits are every bit as good in style and mate rials as any of this season's models, but there is only one or two of a kind and that is our reason for closing them out. We sold these suits last spring from $15 to $28, most of them were formerly $20. - . "No Clothing Fits Like Ours." 4 We have all sizes in the assortment. Thursday morn ing at 9 o'clock we will place them on sale at The chance df buying a Browning, King & Co. suit for so little money is not to be overlooked. See Douglas Street Windows. Ix)ok for our advertisement of Boys' and Children's 4 Suits in another part of this paper. BrovvninalCing & Cq BaldHigFowder you to sue the woman for a smaller sum. say IA. Chicago Tribune. The WalterBeg pardon, sir. but ahem! the gents here usually remember my serv ices. The Ouet (pocketing stl the chsnge) Do they? They oupht tn be more charitable and forget them. Tlt-Blts. "WHEN I WENT BACK HOME." Chicago Post. When I went back home! When I went hack home! ' The orchards tossed In greenest wsvei with csps of blossom-foam, The wind ran down to meet me from. th hills of snowy blonm And set my heart a-leaping with the mar velous perfume. When I went back home! When 1 went back home! The fields gave forth the .clinging" scent of freely upturned loam. The little creek went singing through the slisdow and the sun Across the shallows where of old my feet were wont to run. When I went back home O. the woods ere green. And greener yet the medowlands with Jewel glint and sheen: . The little path wound up the hilt, the lit tle path raivdown To meet the lasv highway that led from the little town. When I went back home! If I had the art I would weave the wonder melody that murmured In my heart. The sonir that sang of brotherhood with bending skies of hlue And hills of green and everything that as a boy I knew. When T went hack home! When I went back home! Ah. where Ia now the wanderlust that arm .hp iiirin o roam. To trudge upon the rugged roads that lead In - H.n tMna When fair and clean snd sweet and young the home-place ever stands! When I went hack home! When I went back home! 4 1 The orchards surged ss sunny seas with billowed blossom-foam. And drp within the soul of me I heard the singing strsin The lnd brought wtth the fIowr-seent it poured across the lane. THE CULINARY DEPARTMENT OF A GREAT MODERN HOTEL At the St. Kegis,' New York. Every Feature Is Perfect of Its Kind. Many a once-famous hotel has declined In public estimation because its "table" was not kept up to the accepted standard: and no hotel however excellent in other respects can be more 'than very ordinary and Inferior If any feature of Its culinary department Is unsatisfactory. At the St. Itegls Hotel, Fifth Avenue and Fifty-fifth Street, New Tork. there need never be fear of unsatisfactory food or service. Although built to be America's finest hotel, exquisite material surroundings' for its guests were not the only concern of its owners and manager. The kitchen of the St. Regis Is not excelled In Its equip ment by any hotel or restaurant In Amer ica; Ita cooks are selected for their ability and experience, while its food supply must pass the critical Inspection of the man ager, himself a restaurateur of national fame. In the dining rooms, aa well, no feature Is lacking to secure perfection In service. With all this painstaking care to obtain superlative results; St. Regis prices remain within the reach of the great "mid dle class." Its restaurant- charges or the same as other first class hotels, and rooms may be had as low as 13 and U a day for a large, handsomely furnished single bedroom; the same with private bath for JO a day (or 14 for two people): or fl2 a day and up for an elegant suite constat ing of parlor, bedroom and private bath. 7o-50 15th and Douglas Sts.' E. S.WILCOX, Mgr. '