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M V W A I.K TCTt I ,sat) Notary Public. when out or Town, Saaaerlbara loavlaar tb ltl tae erarlly eaoal have Ta Be aaailed te taeaa. Addreaa will caaal aa aftea as regaeated. Are you a "Mike," or only a "Jim?" It la three strikes and out for Abdul Hamld. ' ' The senatorial toga of Mr. Honklna of Illinois has been made over into a sweater. Harvard university has been vindi cated. It has developed a no hit, no run pitcher. Grain la going down on the produce j exchanges just aa it begins to come up on the farms. Has no one Identified himself yet. as the one thousandth member of the Commercial club? All that wild talk about a "fake committee" assuming to fill vacancies on the republican city ticket will now have to be withdrawn. The congress of international law has declared in favor of peace. At present rates it Is a question which Is the, more costly, war or lawyers. A St. Paul pastor has opened what he terms a "Spooning Parlor" in his church. Heretofore the choir loft has answered the purpose fairly well. Omaha has paid out more In Judg ments since it had a democratic city attorney than It ever did before in the same time. Moral; Get another at- lorney, I A half-milllon-dollar deficit, which must be made good by taxes or a bond Issue, is the legacy Omaha gets from the democratic management of city affairs. Russian tent stakes in Persia are likely to remain as markers of the new boundary line.- It is not always safe to call In big neighbors to settle fam ily rows. It Is now up to our amiable contem- porary. the World-Herald, to swallow the police commission dose mixed for it by the "Jims" and try to look pleas- ant about it. Omaha cast the biggest vote in Its history last fall and now for the Ira- pending election has registered several thousand more voters. That like increasing population. looks A New YorK paper gravely an nounces that the Paris gowns which it was sought to smuggle in belonged to rich women. Did anyone suppose they were Intended for a coal heaver's wife? A student ot drowning says a knowledge of the Bible is essential to an understanding of the poet. When the biblical controversies have been settled, when will there be time re niainlng in the ordinary life to fight it out over Browning? It la suggested the Missouri lee-lsla- tor who introduced the antl-treating blli was fresh from the experience of having dropped In on a strange bar- tender with only the price of one beer in his pocket and found half a doxen friends lined up. Two Japauese warships are visiting the Pacific porta on a friendly mission. Sao Francisco, having bad its annual outbreak and worked the anti-Jap bile ut of its system, will, it is hoped, be a Its good behavior and show the .sitors as much courtesy as Japan ex .uxded to the American fleet The Completed Ticket. The decision of Judge Redick ifflrmi the action of ths republican city com mittee In filling out the ticket nomi nated it the primaries by naming candidates for the vacancies for the offices made elective too late for candi dates to file In the primary. On the republican side this adds to the regular party nominees the names of George W. Craig, for city engineer, and Fred 11. Hoye, William J. Hunter, Charles J. Karbach and William F. Wapplch for police commissioners. The Rm haa already railed attention to Mr, Craig's superior qualifications for the office of city engineer by reason of his service for many yean as deputy under the late City Engineer Rose water. Of the republican police commission ticket Mr. Karbach Is at present a memher of th hoard, having been an- , , . , pointed by the governor as a repub- llcan to succeed one of the republican .p-iened from the nra- memuers who resigned from tne pre- viou board. Mr. Hove has served In the city council with a creditable record and Mr. Wapplch was one of the nominees on the republican legislative ticket last fall. Mr. Hunter has been In the grocery business for many years and rendered specially good service once as member ,ne Board of Review that grappled with the then existing Inequalities In our tax assessments. AH four of the police commission nominees are taxpayers and business or professional men lu good standing, wh will bring common sense to the management of the fire and police de- partroents and the enforcement of the excise laws. Advanced Step in Publicity. Comptroller of the Currency Murray proposes a new departure in the next call for a bank statement to make the result far more comprehensive than heretofore Prevlon. rnlla have rone ' ' only to national banks and the sum mary has therefore been but a partial epitome of . the nation's financial con dition. Several states have ' already adopted the plan of calling for a state ment from banks operating under state charters of current dates with those of the national banks, and this Idea has so appealed to the comptroller that he will try to make Its adoption univer sal. The comptroller, of course, has no power to compel state banks to make returns to him, but as the data are to be trea,ed 88 confidential and used only in a general summary, it is thought the banks, with few, if any, exceptions, will gladly respond to the request If the plans of the comptroller are successful It will make the statistics of immense value to the financial world as affording a perfect reflection of the condition of the country. Wherever the call la seconded by the state banking authorities, aa has been the custom In Nebraska and a number of other states, It accomplishes another useful purpose in placing a restraint upon bank pyramiding and transfers of assets from banks of one class to those of another for a showing which otherwise might disclose a weakness of which the public is entitled to kuow. Trust Prosecutions. The newg from Washington that the administration proposes to push to an early determination all the pending cases under the anti-trust, anti-rebate and similar laws, simply confirms what was stated in broad lines In Mr. Taft's Inaugural. Cases . now pending involve prac- tlcally all, if not all, the legal prob iems presented and their determlna tlon will serve either to make a firm foundation on which to proceed or demonstrate wherein the laws are weak and Impotent and point out amendments necessary. A thorough threshing out of the cases now pend Ing will serve a far better puritose under existing conditions than a mul tlpllcity of new actions, which could only divide the energies-of the De partment of Justice. Forgetting that much of it is unexplored legal ground and the adaptation ot old legal prin- clples to new conditions, people are prone to be Impatient of delays and demand Immediate results, beyond the power of accomplishment Giving unaiviaea attention to pend . .i . ing actions will clear the decks of I many of them before the adjournment 1 ot the regular session ot congress which itieets in December, and if the laws as they stand do not reach ad tnitted evlla they can be changed In telligently, for the character of the defendants and the importance of the interests at stake fnake it a certainty there will be no loophole of attack I overlooked. The Forgotten Great The remains of Major Pierre Charles L'Enfant were disinterred one day re cently at Washington and are to be given a reburlal at Arlington, where their resting place is to be suitably marked. Thousands of people who dally see the magnificence of bis hand iwork and millions of others who take pride la Us reputation will be lorced to 80 toih encyclopedia to learn who Major L infant was. Horn in Paris, he was one or tne Dana or Frenchmen who came to America to assist in the struggle for Independence, but it was not in this direction that his chief claim to fame ilea. He drew the plans for what is now the capital I city of the nation and so perfectly I was this work performed that millions I of dollars were subsequently paid tor executing the portions of them which the builders ot the city and congress - I bad changed I If St. Paul's in London is a fitting monument for Its architect. Sir Chris topher Wren, how much more mag nificent a one Is the capital city of this nation, which this 'genius saw in bis mlnd'e eye ere yet there was a beginning of a city? After all his great work In designing and starting the execution of his plans, he died in poverty and until now has rested In an almost forgotten grave. While his magnificent monument Is seen and ad mired by millions. Ha designer Is to all but a few unknown and unhonored. Expanding; Industries. New England mill owners are show ing their faith In industrial conditions and prospects by investments in new mills and Improvements in old ones. Statistics gathered by a trade paper SQ.0W that $20,000,000 is thus in volved In construction work which is actually under way, without taking Into consideration that which Is In prospect. Four new textile plants. In volving an Investment of over $7,000, 000. are Included in the list. No better sign of Imminent Indus trial expansion could be found than this, following a period of depression, when mills have either been Idle or running on short time, and even now are 'not pushed to the maximum of the capacity. Investors who know the field are not likely to pour money Into It In such quantities without the assurance for the uture, which Is found in the sales and inquiries at the jobbing centers. Brave "Jim." Like all men who are atrong. positive and courageous. Mayor Dahlman haa hta In firmities.! One of hia Infirmities la that he Is true to his friends. Maybray haa been exposed and run to earth as a criminal. Mayor Dahlman does not run to cover. He entera no denial, nor docs he conjure up fine-spun explanations. World-Herald. Brave "Jim!" When caught with the goods he enters no denial. He sticks to bis friends because his friends stick to him, but only so long as there Is something In common. Brave "Jim" is simply doing for an old pal what he would expect his pal to do for him if the situation were re versed. We wonder, however, how many tantrums the World-Herald would have thrown if the offending "Jim" had been a republican mayor Instead of one of the brilliant lights bearing the democratic label. Attorney General Thompson Is to be commended for standing firm on the constitution and the law with refer ence to the new normal board, rigged up by the late democratic legislature, to put our normal schools under par tisan democratic management. The same reckless disregard of the consti tution shown by the democratic' law makers was manifested by the demo cratic' governor In his appointments to the board, and even if the new law should stand, the , Ineligible .member cannot legally serve. It the democratic city administra tion, which went Into office three years ago on a promise to give us dollar gas, now want three years more to redeem the promise, what assurance Is there that they will do better In the next three years than they did In the last? Lincoln newspapers are again suffer ing from a spasm of Omahaphobia and nothing they can And or invent de tracting Omaha 1b escaping their col umns. Lincoln will never learn, ap parently, that tearing Omaha down will not build Lincoln up. Railroads fighting foe territory in the northwest is a good sign. That Is oue kind of a railroad war the public can stand without a protest. The de velopment of this section has been held back too long already by lack of trans portation facilities. aSaaawaaawsaaaaaawMaaawSaSBBBBSSBSM It is beginning to be a pertinent question whether any of the legisla tion enacted 'by the late democratic legislature will hold water in the courts. The fire warden bill la the latest to show signs of weakness. A Chinese statesman who Is visiting Washington expresses the hope that his country would some day be per mitted to manage Its own affairs. It would certainly appear as though China had reached its majority. A Pennsylvania magistrate has de cided that a cow has the right-of-way over an automobile on the public high way. ' It is comforting to know there Is something besides a moving van that can turn the whiz wagons aside. A woman writer announces that womankind Is most capable of loving and being loved between the ages of 30 and 40. No need to look up bio graphical history to discover the age of that woman. a9aBB9BBBBBWmVBBaaBBBBB9JSIaWB9M The Agricultural department bas started out to arfio with the farmer that there is nothing to the old super stition about planting In the. moon. Better try out on something not so deply rooted. Ilrrdlru of Waralaga. Chicago Tribune. At tlniis It must be discouraging to Mr. Uryan to see how persistently the country goes aiuud and dors thing which hf com mands It not to U'V Oa the Last 4aarterf 81. l.outs Glnbe-Dm.'iat. A little owr ynib ago Hie crescent ennlgn went up over Constantinople. It is still there, after a ' favlilon. but suggests the moon in Hie lst quarter. I.oukiaa Oil Ivr N amber Oa. Chicago Recoid li rald. In the opinion uf certain statesmen the United Stater uf Amtrlia waa established solely for th benefit of a bunch of New England manufacturers, and any tariff law that Interferes a lib their profits is out only undesirable, but a sign of disrespect for the patriots who threw off the galling yoke In revolutionary days. A Well "r1ag af Cheer. Indianapolis News. Notwithstanding the untoward conditions the Harvester trust managed to make a big Increase In Its net earning last year over 1907, "the last normal year." Bo why not cheer up? We Roona for a Scare. Chicago Record-Herald. Senator Aldrlch is " afraid the govern ment's revenues will become too great for Its needs If the tariff la reduced on many artlclea that the people require. Tt will be difficult ta work up a general scare with such an argument. Improve) Ceadltloaa la the Araay. New Tprk Tribune. The notable change for good In conditions In the army following the remedial legis lation of the last two year la made clear by the fact that the strength of the army haa been increaaed to 77.906 and that en listments are now made only from the pick of the men offered. The soldier Is so murh better off that desertions have ceased to trouble the military authority A Pall aa (he Ollraa. Chicago Record-Herald. It Is reported that John O. Milburn. the Standard Oil attorney, draws a .salary of 11,000 a day. He has an Important ad vantage over the average grand opera star In that he does not have to be afraid that be la likely to suffer a lots through a lack of steady employment. The courts are taking good aim to furnish him with as many engagements aa be, Is able to fill. Xew Wrlaklea la Killing; Taota. New York Tribune. Artillery for attacking airships Is now coming to be regarded as an essential fea ture of German army maneuvers. In cur rent account of preparations for Ita use no mention la made of extra ambulances and aurgeons. Possibly the ordinary re sources of the army hospital are deemed adequate, though there i a chanr that only tha facilities for a decent burial will be required when the new gun Is tried on military aeronauts. Keep Them la J la a. New York Sun. Theae two utterances of Senator Aldrlch's should be painted on the walla ot both houses of the congress and pasted In the hat of every congressman: "I am satisfied that the appropriations made last year could have been reduced at leaat $50,000,000 without Impairing the efficiency of the public service." "We have within the last few yeara created many unnecessary bureau and multiplied employe beyond the possibility of efficient work." It will be well for the public to keep these sayings In mind, when tha next bat. h of appropriation bllia comet In. Pat Mar Acre la Cereal. New York Journal of Commerce. There Is no longer any danger of over production In the breadstuff and meat and dairy products In this country. Extension of the area of cultivation approaches the limit more and more, and It does not keep pace with Increase of population. The de mand of the domestic market for con sumption advances out of proportion to production and the surplus for export la relatively dllmlnlshlng, while the world's requirement Increase. The export of farm product Is still our mainstay for paying for Imported mertrhandiee and will con tinue to be ao whHa the coat of manufac turing la artificially kept up, for exports necessarily coma Into competition with for eign product of the same klnd.'Ve not only need to extend the area of land culti vated for the atapla crop, but to Improve methods of cultivation and reduce cost of production ao far a practicable. NOVELIST HOUGH'S VAIN TALK. Blaat ef Hat Air1 for Derelict ef the Weather Bareaa. Washington Post. The echoes of a atormy 4th of March are not yet past. Taking It a a text, Mr. Emerson Hough, fell known to tranelent fame aa a writer of fiction, ha contributed to a current magazine an attack on the weather bureau. In hla opinion, the history of the United State weather bureau I In deed a sad one. Extravagance, inefficiency, a hopeless lack of scientific knowledge, and an organisation corrupted with politics are only a few of the cbaxgea he bring against It. If such charges were backed up by a tew fact, they would be very erloua; but Mr. Hough, a become a writer of fascinating tales, does not encumber hi article with facta. He relies upon that old standby, his Imagination, which has never failed htm. Mr. Hough doe not deign to produc any. thing to support his opinion that the weather bureau Is extravagant. Agalnat hla statement ta the fact thit congrea voluntarily Increaaed the current approprla tlona by $133,200 over the amount aeked for by the chief of the bureau,- arid laat year more than IW.OOO ot the amount apnropn ted waa returned to, the treasury. The charge of irregularities ha been long since disposed of by the congTeeslonal commit tee, with s statement of approval for the experiment at Mount Weather. Mr! Hough, alleging that this government maintains the largest and moat expensive weather bureau In thu world, charges also that It Is the most inefficient. Yet the leading government of the world have sent their foremost meteorologists ner for training. German.' Japan, Australia and Mexico are among these; and Mr. Gilbert Walker waa ent here by the British gov ernment to study weather bureau method before taking charge of the British meteor ological service In India. Theae fact, of course, are stranavrs to Mr. Hough. A to the more scientific methods which should be employed by the United States weather bureau, what are they? Novellat Hough declarea that they are lacking, but he doe not neclfy which one are lacking or which one be would eliminate to Im prove the present ervlce. No doubt, If Mr. Hough can add anything to the srlen tiflc knowledge now In poselon of the forecasters, the official would be delighted to have him Impart It. Why I he ao generous with hi Imagination in all mat ters excepting thse In which hi Imagina tion might be useful? The weather bureau haa Us fault., of coure. It oughtr to foretell the wethr accurately every tlm. and It never ahould permit uch weather to prevail on March 4 a that which aroused the Ire of Novellat Hough and other worthy cltl ens. We don't propose to defend the weather bureau In thi or any other Crimea. The only point we insist upon is that Novelist Hough's attack upon the weather bureau la fruitleaa. He doe not tell how to forecast the weather, nor does he give any assurance that the weather will be any better than It has beea. Do Children (Need Alcohol? Ask your doctor how often he prescribes an alcoholic stimulant for children. He will probably say. "Very,ve7 rarely." Ask him how often he prescribes a tonic for them. He will probably answer. "Very, very frequently." Then ask him about Ayers non-alcoholic SareapariHa as a tonic for the young. i. Old or New Sultan Peaalale Oaaagea la tha Meadahly ef the Ottaamaa X aspire, and, the Methods rarsaed. The fat of the reigning ultan of Tur key, Abdul Hamld II, rest with the trium phant constitutionalists who control Con' stantlnople. The sultan Is a prisoner lit his palace and all clrcumatances point to forcible or voluntary abdication. Abdul Is In hla 7th year. He was born Septem ber 22, 1842, and became sultan August XI, 1876. Doubtless his years and long reign will prevent haat In depriving him of the honors of his position. Power haa been torn from bis grasp. But he cannot lawfully be dethroned without the approval of the Shelkh-ul-lslam, a functionary of pre-eminent power In Turkey, the "pope" of the Mohammedan church, ranking next to ths ultan and hla superior In this regard. The present 8helkh-ul-Is4am I Mehmed DJemai Eddln Effend. and he la supposed to hold the key to the situation. He la not only the hlgheat ecclesiastical dignitary In the empire, but also the su preme Interpreter of the koranlc and multekan law. Nearly the whole ot Turkish jurisprudence is baaed upon theae and I administered by the so-called sherl courts, all of whose decisions are liable to revis ion and reversal by the Bhelkh-ul-Islam. The sheikh therefor occupies a position something akin to that of the lord high chancellor In those anti-reformation times In England when the keepershlp of the great seal of the realm was held by a pre late, who waa not only the hlgheat digni tary of the church, but also of the law. If the sheikh Is the head ot the clergy, or Imauma, he Is alao the chief of the ulemas, who supply all the judges, magistrates, and alao professors and teachers. Were the statesmen In power and the Shelkh-ul-Ilm to jointly decide the sul tan's reign should cease, the following procedure, baaed on precedent, would be followed: The ministers would submit to the sheikh the question as to Whether ths sultan ha not become unfit to exerclae sovereignty over follower of the prophet, and would enumerate the reasons for their contention that he had forfeited all claim of allgiance. The sheikh would then. It he agreed with them. Issue a fetvah to that effect, which would give them the neces sary authority In the eyes of Moslems to not only proclaim hla deposition, but to se cure bi person deposition at Constanti nople bel.ig usually followed by speedy death, though Murad was allowed to linger after his deposition for nearly thirty years In captivity by his brother and successor, Abdul Hamld. Charles Roden Buxton, In hi book on "Turkey In Revolution," just published by the Scrlbners, gives an account of a visit paid to the Bheikh-ul-Iaiam after the grant ot a constitution last summer. "But I Teal constitutional government permitted by the law ot Islam?" the visi tors asked. "Certainly. Our law, rightly Interpreted, I In accordance with the principle of representative government. The wisest men, chosen by the people, are to direct the ruler, and If he rule without their consent he 1 going beyond hi power. I go further and say that, now that this principle has been embodied In the law of the constitution, that law Is itself Included In the law of Islam. It becomes binding upon those who profess Islam. Especially those who are called to lead, our ulema, are bound to help actively In carrying out the constitution." ' To the Bheikh-ul-lalam,. Mr, Buxton positively ssserts. 'It la largely due that the revolution of last July was bloodless. The , writer does not believe that If that spiritual dignitary had pronounced agalnat the liberal movement, the revolution would have been crushed. It would simply have come In war and left behind It hatred and peril. "Agalnat men branded with the atamp ot Impiety it would be easy to raise up a popular reaction, to atlr the mob of Stamboul, to appeal to the Arab of the Hedjas and the Yemen, to drive Uie fierce Albanians, In spite of the committee's tampering, down from their hlll-fortresaes upon the plains of Macedonia." Yet the official who might hurl all these spiritual thunderbolts Is described by Mr. Buxton ss "essentially a lawyer." And that law yers may be swayed by material consider ations Is known in countries outside of Turkey. Should Abdul Hamld go .out, Rechad Dffendl would legally become, as Mehmed V, the thirty-fifty Oemanll ruler, the twenty-fifth padlshah of the eastern em plre, and the caliph of 176.000,000 Moslem worshipers. Rechad is said to be both able and amiable, but he Is 55. After Rechad In the succession come Yusuf son of the murdered Abdul Adz, who I SI; then Suleiman and Vahld ed-Dln brothers of Rechad. 49 and 4S; then Sala ed-Dln, "or' Saladln. aon of Abdul Hamld'a elder brother, Murad V, who was con strained a an Imbecile for twenty-eight year. Siludln is 43. Abdul Medjld. Abdul Hamld's younger cousin, who comes next. Is 40. Abdul Hamld's eldest sun, Mehmed Sellm, at 39, Is only seventh In succes sion; hia favorite son, Burhan, ta four teenth. Rechad' son. Zia ed-Dln, I tenth. In such a list there I little hope of a young ruler. Rechad rsnk aa a general, but for ev, dent reasons haa never held very Impor tant command. He la no doubt sincere In his well known adhesion to the Young Turks. Abdul Hamld alao waa a reformer In 1S76. when the revolutionists deposed and killed his uncle, Abdul Asls. and shut up bis brother. Mured, and so cleared for him a way to the throne. PICTIRKSO.IK STATE8MA. Laat ef the School ef Mlalag Cams Politicise. New York Tribune. Ex-Senator William M. Stewart of Ne vada, who died In Washington Friday, bad a moat varied and picturesque career. He served two periods In the senate, coming In when Nevada became a atate and re mainlng until 1876, and then returning In 1887 for three full terms. He was a man of conaequence In reconstruction day. taking an active part In the legislation of that time. In hia aecond period of service he became a pronounced silver Inflation 1st, and expended more energy in denounc Ing the "crime ot "71" though he had himself supported the demonetisation leg (station of that year than poaslbly any other man In public life. He left the re publican party on the silver Issue, but later resumed his affiliation with it. He was a patriarch in appearance and manner, and for yeara was one of the beat known figure about Waahlngton. He had a large heart and an elastic mind, and wa on of th moat attractive type in the school of mining camp statesmen. Ibjotutetjr 7urc Renders the , food more wholesome and su perior in lightness and flavor. The only baking mad rron Royal Crp4 Cream PERSONAL NOTES. Should Abdul leave Turkey, who would upport his 4004 grass widows,? Peach basket hat have been barred by the authorities of the University of Chi cago. They are doolared unhygienic as well as unsightly and unnecessary. James W. Van Cleave of Bt. Louis, presi dent of the Citlsens' Industrial Association of America, ha resigned a president be cause hla personal affairs demand all of hj attention. Fancy the feeling pf the hotel proprietor at Niagara who seea tons of ' Ice piled agalnat hla house and yet realise that next August he will be paying as much tor Ice aa any of his sssoclates. One big railroad supplies its Pullman passenger with free tea, another system preaents ladlea In its dining car with boxes cf candy and travellers would like to know before the vacation season opens what the ther roads propose to do In this line. Thomas Rudolph Is still a practicing law yer and local judge at the age of 95 In Bhlppensburg, Pa. He waa recently nom inated for his judicial position by the democrats, snd so popular was he that no candidate wa put up against him by the republicans. If . he finishes his term he will be 99 years old. Following a custom prevalent at home. Ambassador Bryce placed hla boots ou- Ide the door of the guest chamber while visiting the home of the president of the Wisconsin university at Madison. Two school girl daughters of the president did the polishing. On the second night their hilarity caused Inquiries by Mr. Bryce. when the cause of the merriment came out. A report of the Incident states that when the ambassador left Madison ha wore a different pair of boots than the one he had arrived In, and when asked for an ex planation he answered that the others had been packed securely away to be placed among his souvenir of the world aa a re membrance ot th time when hi boot had been blacked by the daughter of the pres ident of the greatest state university in the United States. . In a preliminary pamphlet for the exposi tion of 1920, commemorative of the 300th anniversary of the landing of the Pilgrims, tha Boston-Herald recounts the success of various American expositions of the past, yet omits mention of the most successful of all the Transmlsslssippt exposition held at Omaha la 188S. The Omaha show did not spread over as much territory as some be fore and afterward, but It had the essence of all, and In all respect wa the gem Of it kind., Moreover, It waa conspicuously free from Scandal, paid It debt and re turned to stockholders 9& cent on the dol laran achievement none other can boast of. Many eminent Bostonlun made an ex tended and profitable examination of the exposition eleven year ago, none more thoroughly than Major Daniel Eldregc, who, doubtless, would be pleased to give th Herald man much useful Information. LAUGHING GAS. "Why should we signal to Mars?" "Why shouldn't we?" "When we consider the trouble In Turkey. the Daughters of the American Revolution convention and the tariff discussion, what need have we of advices from Mars?" Baltimore American. Sporting Editor Just what do you under stand by the term "poetic license?" Literary Editor Broadly Speaking. It I that singular provision In the constitution of the universe under which poet are per mitted to exist. Chicago Tribune. Pa, what I the meaning of self-de fense?" "Self-defense, my boy, la that spirit which prompts me to eat spring onion when your mother doe." Detroit Free Pre. "Charley, dear." aald youni Mra. Tor. kins, "I am learning a lot about base ball. I can pick out th umpire every time." "Oh, you can! "Yes. He's the- gentleman with the Marcelle wavea on. his cheat." Washing ton Btar. 'If I were younger." aald the rleh old man. "I believe I might win you for my wife." 'Yea." replied the cold beauty, "or aav fifteen years older." Philadelphia Press. Mr. Hayrlx (In well restaurant I Kin I git my dinner here, mister? Walter Certainly, air. W 111 you . have table d'hote or la carte? Mr. Hayrlx Well, yew mav lirnma a tittle of both an' be shore an' put plenty uv gravy on u. Ami hsms traveler. Mra. T'nderdunk I yearh 'em say. Blstah Foot, dat yo' po' sk-k husband am pow'ful bad off. Ha de doctah given him up? Mrs. foot weli-un, no'm, Blstah Un- MEN'S FURNISHINGS . ... The items of Hats, Gloves, Scarfs, and Shirts are earliest to engage the attention in the Spring. The assortments we are showing of these goods are particularly tasteful in se lection and complete in range. s , ' ;WeVe every good style of Hats , and Gloves. The Spring Scarfs are very beautiful. And our Shirt department offers the newest patterns ready-made or made-to-measure. ,; See the new patterns in Knitted Scarfs. BrewninaKing & Cq SBTk7 15th and Douglu Sts. . Vv.II E. powder of T4f j derdunk. But It do' pear Ilka re's done given nun everytning else. Puck;. . Checkers Yeara Kan 1 ;had mawv i,. burn and I burnt it. ;" , Meoaers Mow? Checkers On an' nlil fsm . imnr - Llppliicott's Magaslne. . ., "Did you see In the tiers tod4v 'Ai here a man wanted to ,gi married with nil. pera on?" y ,- .- e;.; Well, why not? They're appropriately sj mbollcal." Baltimore' American. "Willis, how cam you to leave th rat-in snd move to town to make your living'.' "1 got tired of the smell of dad's auti ni , blu?." Chicago Tribune. "1 wo.ivler what man on record railed th. biggest bluff." "I guess It was ihe mnn who named Gibraltar." Ha 111 more Sun. "Do you try your Jokes on your tileuo before you publish them?" I used to, but l round l lust tun many. "Jokes?" "No, friends." BoHlon Transcript. GREATNESS AT HOME. Washington Star. Ol' Joe Struthers sald,''dowii',tu the au.i-e. the other day, "It's curious what a fuss f Iks nuke.' lunii boy that went ..away , From Corncrlb Coiners. years ago There' young Jack 8 rllmslon. That used to keep recltln',, rUty yxiu knov. what Jack ha.i di'tie? He's gone to actln'! ' fllt-rc N iuiiu Ilia. actually pay . " To go an' hear Jaok ta.kln iui in p-.ib'. i- In a play! .... Why, he ciuldn't tin p coiu i. ...o: wood In half a year! He may fool the folks out yonuei. u. I.- ain't no hero here! ( "An' there' Kiaamus- WiangU. tie mentioned aa the great ... An' risln' legal wonaer of Ihrlvln', west ern state. Why. I remember well when he was that uncommon dumb , ., He'd sit up In the cold an' read until his feet grew numb. He looked uncommon ci mleal "one hiornin' when the mule ..- i Oot bajky while Erasmus was a-rldlng him to school. ' He waa a right good-natured boy. tmiugh Jes' a little oueer. He may come It over strangers; but he ain't no hero heie. ' ' . An' there la Dustin Stax. , That teller took a lucky chance An' landed In a jiffy as a leader of finance! An' Tummy Scrapplns, him as had seen freckles on hi face, la a military feller with braa buttons an' gold lace It's a pity that the public, which to facts is often blind. Couldn't come to Corncrlb Corner bffor-: makln' up lta mind About the parties It selects to honor an to cheer; They kin fool them city' people, but they i ,i ain't no heroes, .here!. -....n..- - New York's Points of Interest Bnndreds ol Them Are Wllbla Com paratively Short Disiances OF THE ST. REGIS HOTiL The length of the Island of Manhattan from the Battery to the Harlem Rlvei varies from eight miles on the east to twelve miles on the west. The awraige width is one mile. 'Fifth Avenue Is th central dividing line between the eastern and western sections. On Fifth Avenue at Fifty-fifth Street, Is located the Hotel St. Regis, five miles from ths Batttryl and an equal distance from the Harlem River. This location,- In practically the geographical i center of the city, tnturei the ahorteat distance and th least travel for guests of this hotel to the many points of Interest to be found in Manhat tan Borough. Central Park and the Met ropolitan Art Museum are within a fow blocks, the Natural History Museum in quire but a five minutes' ride, while tile great shopping and theatrical district can be reached In even lee lime.-'' The stranger In New . Yock should also bear In mind that this hotel ls Unique among th city's modern public houaep. it wox built, arranged, fitted up and furnUhed with an exqulsltenesa that knew no stint, yet It is the farthest removed from the oatentatlou. It atmosphere i that uf homelikenesa and refined. comfort, and It- cuisine equal In all respect to the most famous restaurants of London and Paris, yet with charges no higher than othir flrat clasa hotel in America. 'Room rates are equally reasonable: $3 and l a day for a splendidly furnished single room; 15 a day for the same With private batli (or l for two people); tu a day and up for an elegant suite of room. connHtinj of parlor, bedroom and private bath. S. WILCOX, Mgr.