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Remit hy draft, axpreaa or postal order, payable to Tht Bee Publishing Company, only -pent atampa received In payment of mail accounta. Personal check, except on Omaha, or aaetern exchangee, not accepted. STATEMENT OB- CIRCULATION, fltate of Nebraska. Douglas County, aa: Oeorg B. Tiaohuck. treasurer of The Bee Publishing company, belnf duly aworn. aay that the ctual number of full and complete coplee of The Dally. Morning. Enlng and Sunday Bee printed during the month of March. I , It . t. M.1M II 38,830 I S9.30O 1 TC.0O0 4 IMM 10 88,380 i.. 3s,m 21 it.sso sana ti w,mo 1 8T.0O0 M 38,870 .., 88,40 U 88,830 88,100 tl i.M0 10 3S.OS0 M 9,S60 11 8,830 2T 0,080 12 38,870 It S7,O0 It 89,100 39,080 !.... 87,800 SO. 38,870 U...., 38,860 II 4J.3W 1 M,b80 Total 1.307.480 Leta unsold and returned copies.. 10,338 Nat total I,l7,is8 Dally average 38,817 OKOROB B. TZ8CHUCK. Treasurer. Subscribed In my preaenae and mora to before me thla lat day e.f April. lot M. P. WALKER, (Set!) ' Npiary Public. WHEW OUT OP TOWN. Sahaarlbtrt laaelagT tk ell) teas, pararlly aktalsl kari ' The Baa anait ta tkeaa. Addrva will be cHage1 as oftea aa ratetl. Mombasa the next station. The Joy ride on the sulky plow la the one that pa.va. Aeronautlcally speaking, booked to be a high flyer. Omaha U It la no violation of the fifteenth amendment to draw the color line on oleomargarine. Mayor Jim la always great on prom lies, but the package proves to be mis branded when It Is opened. A Pittsburg woman admits giving a man a love potion which killed him. Pitta burg e upld is getting entirely too strenuous. Tea, the siren whistle would have license to blow when-the Commercial club passes its one thousandth mem bership mark. A surgeon Is now onp of the attach ments of the Detroit juvenile court. He Is expected to cut out some of the boys' pranks. When the lawyers get through with John D. Rockefeller It is possible his fortune may look like a wool garment after wash day. Texas lays claim to having more red headed women than any other state In the union. And they say the Texas aurora is worth going miles to see. Wireless telephones have been at tached to automobiles. The sound waves will be forced to speed up If tbey are to catch some of the machines. A Chicago coal dealer has solemnly proclaimed that coal smoke Is a bless ing. . The cup of the windy city, on that basis, Is certainly full to Over flowing. The newspapers published at Lin coln are again terribly wrought up over the dire evils that are confront ing Omaha. Such solicitude is truly touching. Because he bad undervalued his ptope.ty in his returns to the assessor a Kansas man drowned himself. If the habit becomes general the next census enumeratora will have a abort Job. When the New York State Highway comroiBEion started out on a tour of Inspection, It stuck In the mud the first day. If the report was formu lated on the spot It might need ex purgating. Mr. Bryan denies he ha already de cided to enter the senatorial race tn Nebraska. The record of the late democratic legislature has a tendency to induce a tired feeling among wise democrats. Castro's wife Insists the ex-president of Vtnesuela has no Intention of start log a revolution. Just the same the French government took the wise course In not allowing him too long a lead off first base. In order to ascertain the authorship of the ' democratic city platform this year a searching expedition will have to be aent out to identify the scribe who wrote out the democratic city rlatform of three years ago. Our democratic friends must be hard up for campaign ammunition if they have to go back to the repub licaa administration thai preceded the advent of the "Jims" in order to find something to find fault with Flea of Railroads Analyzed. In support of the railroad pica for higher rates because of rate legislation and orders of the Interstate Commerce commission, the chief argument ad vanced la that the roads lost heavily In revenue during the business slump of 1907. The fact that railroad earn ings decreased la not denied, though the commission and the railroad rep resentatives differ widely as to the mount. This, however, is not perti nent as applied to the present situa tion. If the railroads suffered from the panic, so did every other business enterprise. While earnings and divi dends decreased, the absence of net In come was not so noticeable In railroad aa In other lines and the struggle for actual existence not nearly so severe. The real meat of the question Is whether present conditions Justify an advance of rates. For the months of November and December, 1908, and the month of January, 1909. all the railroads in the United States showed an Increase in net earnings from op eration of $34,000,000, as compared with the panic months of the year previous. For the month of February, 1909, as compared with the same month of the preceding year the In crease was sii.ssu.uuv. i none Fig ures are not taken from unauthorised sources, but are beyond disputation by the railroads, for they are the returns made bv the roads themselves to the Interstate Commerce commission. Neither can the figures be assailed as being the earnings of favored lines, for they represent the exhibit of every steam road In the United States doing an Interstate business. If the railroads can make this show ing in the face of the conditions or which they complain the plea In abate ment must be unfounded. Dickinson Off for Panama. Secretary of War Dickinson has started for Panama to see for himself what is being done there and what re mains to be done. In doing so he is but following the practice of his pre decessors lh office of getting at first hand an insight into the work with which. In his official capacity, he la compelled to deal. The financial as well as the moral credit of the. gov ernment is behind the canal enterprise and any official charged with the duty of carrying forward the work who should fail, would draw upon himself merited criticism. There Is nothing like personal knowledge to enable an official to act Intelligently upon t,he problems presented, and in securing this at the outset of his administration the new war secretary is taking a wise step. The secretary has, of course, the reports of the engineers in charge of the work, but he also has a constant stream of suggestions, fault-finding and adverse comment, the motive for which Is not always apparent. Mr. Dickinson is a man of capacity and a tour of the canal eone will enable him to see for himself wherein the truth lies. He is simply one of a business administration, going about in a busi nesslike, way to perform his duties. The Irrigation Congress. The irrigation congress, which meets at Spokane in August, Is already at tracting widespread attention. The west has for some time been alive to the importance of bringing Into pro ductive condition the large areas capa ble of irrigation, but up to recent times has carried on alone the contest for the development of the enterprises Eastern congressmen at first grudg ingly voted governmert aid to the larger enterprises, even though the plans called for the ultimate payment of the expenses out of the proceeds of the lands improved. The necessity of increasing the food-producing area of the nation is being rapidly driven home to eastern men, however, and opposition has given way to encourage ment. There are other reasons for hoping the meeting at Spokane will be preg nant with results. Not only will those who have had to do with the work in this section be present, but from all over the world where irrigation Is practiced there will come men rich In experience to counsel regarding the subject. The meeting of such a body of men, backed by the approval of the federal government, la destined to be a landmark in the development of the arid and semi-arid sections of the west. As the gate city, through which the products of a large portion of the country to be developed must pass, the Interest of Omaha and Nebraska is large, for pur future is necessarily linked with the farma of that section. No Entangling- Alliances. The Montreal Star presents to the United States a direct appeal for a co operative alliance with Great Britain for mutual protection, the basis of the appeal being the expressed fear that Germany plans, by the building of a powerful fleet, first ,o wipe out the British navy and ther. to defy , the United States and the Monroe doctrine, seize Brazil, and demclish the Ameri can fleet. The argument of the Montreal paper has force if Its premise i to be ac cepted, but circumstances point rather to the conclusion the fear Is chiefly Imaginary. The German navy, it is true, is being largely added to, but there la nothing surprising about this. Germany la one of the great commer cial nations of the world, with a large merchant marine and interests scat tered all over the globe. The weak ness of Its position without the back ing of a strong navy no d,oubt appeals to the German government as strongly as the same situation has appealed to Great Britain and the I' sited States. The assumption that the creation of , a new (leriiiau navy is fur the purpose of aggression against either of the powers mentioned is not apparent, much less conclusive. In the second place both the United States and Great Britain are In the midst of a decidedly strenuous navy building program, and there Is no rea son to believe Germany could accom plish the object stated even though such were Its program. The United States has no quarrel with Germany or any other nation, beyond a friendly, though perchance strenuous, commer cial rivalry. Candidly It appears as though John Bull and Brother Johns than were both amply able to meet any situation which present conditions ar likely to tvolve without plunging Into the stream of bitterness and enmity which the suggested coalition would result in. A Possible Reason. OMAHA, April 17, 1909. To the Editor of The Bee: I have read your article about the Water board's haute In submitting the bond proposition now. and what you say strikes me aa good. If there Is no chance of a hearing In the supreme court for six or eight months, why could not the Water board have held off the bond proposition until next fall's election? Is there any special reason? R. T. G. There is only one reason which we can think of which may have prompted the high-priced Water board lawyers to ask that the water bonds be voted now instead of later. This turns on the vote required to authorize the Is sue of such bonds. Water Bill No. 2, which is the law under which the Water board is supposed to be acting, contains this further proviso with ref erence to the water bonds voted "for the acquisition of such water plant under etich appraisement," already cited by The Bee: Said bonds are not to be sold for less than par and issued only In case the proposition is ratified by a majority of the votes cast upon the proposition at a gen eral election or two-thirds of the votes cast In case the proposition shall be submitted at a special election. If the words "general election" mean "general city election, then to carry by a mere majority the bonds would have to be voted now. If these words mean the fall election, at which members of the Water board are chosen, then a majority vote would carry the bonds only next fall and not at the coming city election. It Is pos sible that the words could be construed to mean either general city election or general state election, in which case a majority vote would carry the bonds at either time. But plainly, if sub mitted at a special election, it would take a two-thirds majority to make the bond Issue valid, and this Is the hazard which the water bond boosters do not want to incur. Looking Backward. James C. Dahlman Is a democrat and be lieves In letting the people rule. World Herald. Looking backward over a period of less than two months, this is decid edly rich, rare and racy, Go back over the World-Herald flies for February and March of this yesr and you will And them full of denun ciation of James C. Dahlman as the arch enemy of popular government, a traitor to his party, scheming to pre vent the rule of the people. The question at Issue was between an appointive and an elective police board, the mayor standing for the ap pointing power and the democratic or gan clamoring for elective commis sioners. Reading the World-Herald, then, no one would imagine that James C. Dahlman was a democrat, or that he believed In letting the people rule. He was a tool of the corpora tions, a spokesman for the liquor deal ers, the mouthpiece of a despotic po litical machine. He was accused even of having made a deal with the odious republicans. Has that all been so soon forgot? Is he again a democrat in good stand ing? Is he now art apostle of "Let the people rule?" The next step toward building the new court house is the approval of the contractor's bond. It Is up to the Board of County Commissioners to make sure that the taxpayers are am ply protected against every possible loophole. What we want is a new court house and not a law suit. Although the water company has gone Into court to compel the city to buy its plant at the appraised value of 16,263.295.49, It is accused of trying to obstruct trie purchase. Wonder what it would have to do to establish conclusively its desire to sell out at that magnificent price? A lot of laws passed by the late Ne braska legislature were so mutilated in the crush of the final hours that they have already been aent to the leg islative, hospital and the doctors ex press doubts whether they will ever be able to stand alone. Governor Shallenberger will not worry over the World-Herald'8 great show of Indignation over the remarks attributed to him at Beatrice. That sheet will take the other end in due course with or without the proper provocation. Sixty students of a Tennessee col lege were expelled for going to a cir cus unaccompanied by the faculty. How thoughtless of the boys to de prive the faculty of an excuse for see ing the spangles and pink tights. Several officers of the Daughters of the American Revolution refused to attend a tea given by the other faction. Tea, from the first played an Important part In revolutionary affairs. A Chicago woman secured a $25 000 verdict against a broker In that city for breach of promise. The broker must have attempted a corner In the love market which collapsed. Governor Brown of Georgia la to wear a suit of homespun when he la inaugurated. Now If he will only let mother cut hla hair he will look too sweet for anything. rwttlaa It Oa Old Joe. Washington Post And now Secretary Wilson la accusing Joseph of operating the first comer in wheat, but Joseph la protected by the statute of llmltatlona. Aa Apt lllaatratloa. New York World. TheodOr Parker called politics "the science nf exigencies." To Illustrate the definition It Is only necessary to read the great tariff debate in the congressional record. 'Ike Reward at Traat Basting. Baltimore American. Trust-busting ought to become a popular occupation. The prosecuting attorney In Texas who won the state's antitrust fight against (he oil company Is to get the best part of $100,000. Thus la virtue coming to get more aubatantiat reward than the mere approval of Ita own conscience. Rivalry la Perfecting- Cora. Collier's Weekly. -Through the school of a number of western corn-growing states boys and girls are stlmula'ted by prises to plant little patches of corn. Out of each community, where an exhibit la held, ten prlse-wln-nlng ears are aent to the county exhibit. The best ten there are entered In a state show, and then the atatea compete. The final wlnnera are alfted to the best ono ear In the whole L'nlled States. Scientific Interest In agriculture Is growing. It Is one finger post on the road from the city to the farm. CORN rnOM OlTH AFRICA. High Prices Stlainlatinar Ofr-Se Ira porta. Minneapolis Journal. Importing corn seems verily bringing of coal to Newcastle. Nevertheless, Impor tation of America's peculiar grain, malxe, la being seriously considered ' by largo handlers of the staple In New Tork. And the country of production, of til placea in the worM, Is Bouth Africa, r A New York firm, Investigating the sit uation, finds that South African farmers marketed their corn at less than Jd cents a bushel last year. Allowing -'6 cents a bushel thla yew to the Boer producer, corn could be laid down In New Turk, all charges and duties paid, for tS',, cents a bushel, aa compared with T4H cents, the price paid for the July option In New York. The South African corn Is reported to be of fine quality. The American consul at Johannesburg re ports that corn Is the staple crop of the Transvaal. He wrlres: "The greater por tion of the crop of corn It consumed wlihin the country aa food by laborrers in the mines. It la not sold by the bushel, but by the muld,' equal to 2iX pounds, and brings S2 to 12.50 per muld. Th cost of production is estimated to range from 05 cents to $1.85 per muld." From the consular report. It would ap pear that while the sol) of the Transvaal is deficient In lime and fertilizers are scarce, the climate, of the country is well adapted for corn culture, permitting the crop to ripen with' but slight danger from frost. There It k'dearth of statistics, but the consul estimate that eo.OOn acres In corn about covers, ttte area in the Trans vaal. A tl KE1B O.N LEMON. Proposed Tariff Increase a "Lemon" tar Consamera. Baltimore Sun. Tn the whole atate of California tlier are less than 75.otiO farmers. Of these only a smart number are engaged In the prcduo tion of lemons. There is an active demand on the western coast for all the lemons that can be produced there. The cost of hauling them t.UiO miles by rail to tiu At lantic seaboard la ao heavy that few if them reach this side of the country. And yet Senator Al'drich'a bill proposes to in crease the tax on Imported lemons 50 per cent over the IXngley ratet, to aa to givo the few California lemon growers a mo nopoly of the American market, the de mands of which they cannot aatlsfy. The. proposition Is to tax about 90.000,000 people for the benefit of a few thousand, or. If they refuse to pay the tax, to deprive them of a most wholesome fruit which haa come into such general use that It la now re garded aa almoat a necessary of life. At a time when revenuea are needed lemons are to be excluded from the market and the government deprived of a ronsldcrabla revenue In order to increase the private gain of a few people. This Is protection tun mad. If the people pay the tax and keep on importing lemons the Increased tax will fall heavily upon millions who are already burdened beyond their means. If the price of Irmons is advanced ao the people cannot or will not pay It. then tht goemment will lose the revenue and tht people will be deprived of a cheap and wholesome luxury. The republicans may get a political lemon If they Increase the price of lemonade thla summer. FIFTH AVEIIUE, HEW YORK la Its Central Porliai, Which Passes the Hotel St. Regis. IS AN AUTOMOBILE BOULEVARD Ten yean ago Fifth Avenue rivalled Hyde Park in lh splendid character of ita equipagea; today It more than vies with the Bolt de Boulogne In the num ber, elegance and variety of Its motor cart. On pltaaant days more than sixty autoa a minute pass tht St. Reia Hotel. This meant a continuous, daily automo bile parade unequalled anywhere else in the world. The St. rtegii Hotel, with Ita entrance Juat off the avenua on Fifty-fifth tUret l, thus affords to autoiata touring through New York, and to thoae contemplating t. longer stay at well tht most convenient stopping point. To thlt convenience must be added Ita other paramount ftatures. for tht St. Regit hat won merited dis tinction among trtvelert at Amniica'a moat comfortable and restful hotel. Great good taate, artistic feeling and apprecia tion, and. abova all else, wide experience In catering lo people of refinement, have mad thla hotel what It it. and hav gained for It a reputation without flaw or blemish. .The touring autolat who makea hla New York atop at tht St. Regis finds thert real comfort and rest under Ideal conditions. Nor Is ht required to pay dearly for tht prUileg. for th notel It really low-piictd when quality of serv ice It considered Ita cuitint It unsur passed tnywhert: yet restaurant charea are no higher than at other flrat clean l.otels Fpleudld siagl rooma may be had for ts and M a day, or the aame with private bath for la a day lor If for two paoplei, while for a parlor, bedroom and peltate hath the rales ait fiorq i; a day upw Army' Gossip Matters of In tare at Oa tad Baek of tht rirlnr Hat Gleaned frosa tht Army and Wavy Beg-ltttr. It waa recently held by the comptroller of the treasury thnt the signal corps of the army could not purchase an automo bile out of the appropriations authorised by 'congress beause no mention of such vehicle was made and Its use was not ab solutely necessary. In view of such a ila clslon the question was raised aa to whether' or not five Rambler bicycles could be purchssed for use by the signal corps linemen In the repair of military telrgraph lines and by messengers In de livering telegrams passing over such lines. The assistant comptroller holds that the bicycles appear to he necessary as a part of the signal corps equipment and operation of the army telegraph lines and he has approved of such purchase. A special board of commissary of fleets In periodical session at Fort Riley, Kas., has nearly completed Ita compilation of a new army cook book and a bakers' book. The former will replace a publication which was not entirely satisfactory in that It was In some respects too "fancy" In Its recipes. The book was made up with the aid of a specially employed French chef. The new edition will em body the results of the prsctleal experi ence of army cooks and will have recipes which contemplate the use of the army ration, both In garrison and In the field. The bakers' book will give a description of bread baking applicable to work at the post as well as in the field. Tt need not surprise the people who are specially interested if the 3. 000-mlle w-lie-less station, originally proponed for loca tion In Washington. Is not built at all. It has been found that so much opposi tion attended the Installation of the plant in the neighborhood of the Washington monument that It would be quite as well, all things considered, If the station were not located anywhere near the national capitol. although a site at Annapolis has been recommended as suitable for the pur pose. At the same time Secretary iieyer is Inclined to question whether there Is sufficient advantage derivable from the big station to Juatlfy the expenditure of the amount of money Involved. The Infantry soldier of our ivmy 1 r some time has been without a knapsack or other receptacle suitable for carrying on his person his personal belongings. The need of some adequate means for the soldier to carry articles of this kind with him on the march In military operatlona has long been felt. In view of this fact a board of officers has been ordered la convene at the Rock Island arsenul on April 18 to consider the question of equipment and load of the Infantry sol dier. The board will consist of Colonel Henry A. Oreene, Tenth Infantry: Lieu tenant Colonel Frank E. Hobbs. ordnance department; Major George Bell. jr.. In spector general; Captain James P. Ilarbe son. Twelfth Infantry: Captain Merch B. Stewart, Klshth Infantry, and Captain John L. De Witt. Twentieth Infantry. Keen disappointment awaltt the four teen majors and ten captains of the army retired list who were advanced one giade by senatorial confirmation of their nomi nations on April B. The nominations were made as a result of an opinion of the attorney general of February C3 that "officcra retired for physical disability contracted In the line of duty, In accord ance with the terma of the act of 18fli, are entitled. In the dlcretlon of the presi dent, by and with the consent of the sen ate, to the promotion permitted by tho gi of 1904." Tt was expected that these officers would receive the pay of the ad vanced grade from April 23. 1904. whlcit waa the date of the act authorlxing the advancement of officers of civil war serv ice. Army officers who have been hith erto advanced grade from the date of the law. but In the case of the twenty-four officers recently advanced the Increase of pay will date only from April S of this year, which deprives the officers of the five yeara' accumulation of Increased pay, which they had a right to expect, under the revlaed opinion of the attorney gen eral. There are signs that President Taft will at least consider th proposition to modify perhaps lo an extent which amounts to a revocation of the orders fastened upon the military and naval per sonnel by President Roosevelt, requiring periodical physical teBts aa a demonstra tion of professional fitness of officere. The requirements are Just beginning to he felt, hy way of keen anticipation. In the navy, where much dissatisfaction Is expressed with the exactions Imposed by departmental orders. With the appllca- i tlon of the test In the army, navy and marine corps, the utlter uselessness of the whole proceeding Is more and more apparent. It is evident that the purpose of the system Is not to encourage phyt,l cal exercise, of the value of which no one entertains any doubt. Its effect Is quite up to the purpose that of forcing retirements tinder conditions which are humiliating in some cases, a hardahlp in others, and needless In most. It Is un derstood that certain senators have Inter ested themselves in the situation, with the prospect that they may be sueces,"ul in pointing out to Mr. Taft the absurdity of the arrangement. PERSONAL NOTES. Rhode Island Is somewhat regretful that President Taft did not select one of Ita shore resorts tor his summer home. But Rhode Island Is a rather email atatc for so l,lg a man. Thomas Weat, known as -,the big In dian," filed lant week at his home, near Kanawhi. Ottl.. the townslle which he owned and sold for ll.'.noo. West was a Seminole, and came to Oklahoma In im. Miss Rhea Whitehead of Seattle has Just been made deputy prosecuting attorney lor Kings county. Washington. She is an honor graduate of Ihc law school of the t'nlverslty of Washington in the class of IK. Before studying law Miss White head was a steiograi'her. Kx-CIerk O. J. Mat-hie of Ohio dismissed from the War department in l&'J-'. hat put in a claim against the government for liuO.nuO daniagfs. He sae that because of the persecution to which he waa tub Jected h: couldn't study, didn't get his Ph. I), and dldii t enrich himself with hit pen. Mrs. Frances Took Van .audi died at Fort Worth, Tex., aged W years. She was the widow of Isaac Van Z.andt. Texan minister to the Tnlted Ktatea and nego tiator of the treaty of annexation. Sh.i was th mother of General K. M. Vsn Zandt of the confederal army. Blie leaves behind her on the earth more than seventy living dew endsnts. Colonel Alexander K. McClur of Phila delphia long one of the best known Journal ists In lh country and of late years prolhonolaiy of the supreme rourt of Pennsylvania hat suffered a serious break down. Colon. I McClur recently vlsted th south and siwike before the boards of trade in several cities, which proved to be too much if an undertaking for a man of "I ears. 1 vs "t w m r dence that her food would be light, sweet, and perfectly wholesome. Royal is a safe guard against the cheap alum powders which are the greatest menacers to health of the present day. ROYAL IS THE ONLY BAKING POWDER MADE FROM ROYAL GRAPE CREAM OF TARTAR PASSING PLEASANTRIES. "The way they ate pushing poor Castro from pillar to post la reallv pathetic, isn't it?" "Yes; quite moving.'- Baltimore Ameri cr n. "Fader, dere "ie clouds or hlark sm- ke rolling out of dr clothing store:" "Veil, effery such cloud has Its guld lin ing:" Judge. Bronson-t noticed your wife sitting bv the window sewing this morning I thought you told me yesterday she was III. YVoodsun Bo she was. but todav she's on the mend. -Brooklyn Kagle. Girl with the Clara Morris ways feel like a fool when 1 about art. Eyea-I a; try to talk Girl with the Viola Allen Voice-Vou don't need to feel that way. If you lean your head a little to one side when you lo, k at a painting, and throw In a remark now and then about "perspective'' and tonal values, you can past for an art critic with the best of them. Chicago Trl- Dune. "Daughter, do vou think that young fel low is ine man ror vou "Oh. I know It. papal" "How do you know It?" "He told me so himself." Denver Poat. "Hullo, old fellow, you look sort of out of sorts thla morning." "That is not surprising: Jinx has eloped with my w ife " "He haa?" "Yes. and to think that that fellow al ways professed to be my host friend!" "Well, he proved It. didn't he?" Houston Port. "What do you think of tariff revision?" "Well," answered- Farmer Corntossel, "It II fyntp f Purity s, and Wholesomeness 11 SSSSSSB8 nlgDI I 11 The most delicious for griddle cakes of all makes or any smmmm VV use where syrup takes. ir- A pure, wholesome food. f klgffl B'ImK In toe. tfc, and foe air-tight tint. ,q J I A book el cooking and ctndf !Vlm Csmtf) i miking ttclpti icnf fret MrtAf O InUrf XV CORN PRODUCTS V ,LAVO Vw REFINING COMPANY ) " 1 In sickness or in health the best food is -WHMT Try it for breakfast with milk or cream easily digested strengthening and satisfying. HOTEL VICTORIA Broadway, Fifth Avenue and 27th St, NEW YORK.' Room SI. 50 per tuner KAN PUN. Angus Gordon. Late Mtrr. of if Thousands of millions' of cans of Royal Bakm? Powder have been usea in making bread, biscuit and cake in this country, and every housekeeper &a. strikes ma that the tariff It a good dea like the wetther. No matter what klnC you get. It a pretty sure to be bad for some 1 body's business." Washington Btar, , "What's berome of that girl who Want' a earner said she felt herself fitted to d headwork In the world?" "She's doing It all right-got a good 1o with a fashionable milliner." Baltlmor American. THE DEPARTED FRIEND. Robert Louis Stevenson. 1 j Thoug he that ever kind and true Kept Stoutly step by step with you Your whole, long gusty lifetime through. Be gone a while before Be now a moment gone before. Yet doubt not; .anon the seaaons aha; restore Your friend to you. He. has but turned a corner still He pushes on with right good will Through mire and marsh, by haugh and hill. That selfsame arduous way ','. That selfsame upland hopeful way That you and he through many a doubt ful day Attempted still. He ts not dead, this friend nol dead. But In the path we mortals tread Get some few trifling steps ahead And nearer to the end So that you, too, once past this bend. Shall meet again, as face to face, tht friend Tou fancy dead. Push gayly On, strong heart.' The while You travel forward mile by mil. He loiters with a backward amllt. Till you can overtake. And trains hit eyes to search, his wife. Or. whistling, aa he tees you through th-; break, 'Walts on a stile. J 1 HOTELS. In Hit C.ntrt f tht Shewing OlatrM. AN Cmmpim tm M Ht ft nil f-WiBhfmt 4 alKrslBM MttMiy t1-.-jf rtit. Posxifcsx vtiSt fcaiM tiM ctty rfck ui tncorfS McuiH a ft la VtlklBg thaaaee at Skss eat lanlm. w b tM muii.a. we kai. Hat ct4 mm lrWpb- 4a a,f mat. Ct us.tt.laa. ABSOLUTELY FIREPROOF. day and upward. tJtORGl W. StVCCNKV. aavMII(t Kinff Edward Hotel. Toronto, Cava V I J s