E THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: APRIL 18, 1009. Activities gaeeessfnl Women Lawyers, WRITER In the Delineator. I after looking over the field of I omftn'i activities In the learnsa professions, uwli that successful womon lawyers are milch mora rsr than awvAiirM doctor. "Since the (Jay, Cf Mother Eve." ssys the writer, "every one has told every one else that woman waa net logical, that he acted from Instinct rather than Intel lect, etc. Tt by some miraculous chance the fact remains that there are at the present day women lawyer of such capac ity and renown that they have been en trusted with delicate commissions by the Vealdent of the United Btatee, who trusted them above their supposedly superior broth era of the profession. "It la true that sex la a hindrance to the woman lawyer, but Jf she resolutely puts aside all womanlehnetm, he will find that truo woman llnesa la aa great an asset for her as for the woman doctor. The law course covers uaually three years, but the fees are about tloo a year; this does not In clude the graduate course, which lasts a year at a cost of about $125. "It la a discouraging profession for a woman, and unless she Is absolutely sure that she Is fitted for It, no college girl should undertake the long years of prepa ration. V takes brains and hard work and perseverance, and to those who are lacking In any of these qualities we say em phatically, 'Let It alone," But to those who are sure of themselves and who art bound to succeed, "Go In and win.' ' The Snob and the Womaa. For a first-class snob, says the Chicago Inter Ocean, commend us to C. H. Fowler of Springfield, Mass., who has written a letter to the Republican of that city to the effect that Olive Fremstad, the singer, once did housework for his family in Minne apolis. ' For a sensible woman, with delicacy of feeling, commend us to his wife, who said, when asked about the statement, that she regretted her husband had written the letter; that she wished Mme. Ftemstad every success, and that she had nothing further to say about the matter. And, lastly, for a prima donna with sane American views of real worth,' commend U to Olive Fremstad herself, who replied, when the letter was brought to her atten tion: "Of course I worked for his family. What dishonor is there in doing sot I worked hard and at the same time trained my voice; and I think I should be given all the more credit for my success." There Is something positively Inspiring in this little honest, clear-cut answer. It la a refreshing at a breese at noon. We don't usually hear that sort of thing from prlma-donnadom. The messages that oome from these spoiled favorites of ths publlo are usually querulous and egotistic or pressagentesque. Of course, she says what everybody knows. Every American who deserves the name understands that ths overcoming of obstacles lends merit and strength to him who overcomes; that the only thing to be ashamed of Is not to have tried to make the best of one's opportunities; that there Is a gulf aa wide as heaven between being a servant and having the soul of a Servant. But, In spite of all Its self -evidentness and familiarity, we like to hear It from the unexpected source. It shows what we sometimes forget, but ought never to, that hearts and minds may easily remain simple, sane and true even amid surroundings calculated to set up false and allly Ideals of worth and honor. As for Mm Fremstad herself, all we have to say Is that if she was once a ser vant aha has her thousands of them now. The American audiences who have heard her sing are pleased to writ themselves down her very bumble and admiring ser vants. Women Workers la Franca. An Inquiry made by the British Board of Trade into French Industrial conditions shows that In France wives and children contribute to the family income to a greater extent even than la generally be lieved. An nnelysls of 8,606 household bud gets of working class families In Paris and In representative Industrial towns through out the republic disclosed the faot that among families earning $10 a week or more, tS per cent of the inoome is contributed by the wife and children. In the lowest In come group ($6 and under) their Joint con tributions constitute 18 per cent of the total Income, and in the other groups vary from 11'.5 per cent to U.1 per cent. Ths wife's Individual earnirgs range from It per rent to 14.5 per cent. In the town of Roonne, with a population of U.VO. 97 out of every 100 wives aid in ths family sup port. A near approach to an equality of tabor between the sexes haathua been reached In France, where by the census of 1901 B.8O4.B10 women and girls, or . approximately one third of the female population, were in active occupations. They constituted one third of all the workers In France. In Ger many one-quarter of all . workers are women. In the United Stat in 1900 5.S19.397 female were returned as la employment out of a female population of 28,846.8s or 18.$ per cent. They comprised' lees than one-fifth of all workers snd showed an Increase in number of only 1.4 per cent for the ten-year period from 1SD0. But where In Europe women still assume the burdens of the heaviar forma of labor, comments the New York World, wUa us the drift of womaa labor la toward the lighter work In the office and store. While in 10 women supplied 23.S par oent of the employes In American manufacturing In dustries, and In 190 2)1.$ per cent, the num ber In 1900 was tiT per cent On the other SAAiA.TCkeJM Thli Institution la the only one in tho central west with separate building! situated in their own ample grounds, yet entirely dis tinct and rendering It possible to classify cases. The one building being fitted for and devoted to the treatment of noncontagious and non mental diseases, no others be ing admitted. The other. Rest Cottage, being designed for and devoted to the exclusive treatment .1 mait mental raaaa. renuirtn H H for a time watchful care and spe- H -J si ciai nursing. I amaaiasns uauui MAN DO BarM HMristtSl klr tr,m mj r f ntletorr knH. Un ei.eei m1 tea. rr bMkM Madame Josephine Le Fevre, . . . ' CaaMaat sfcll4an ra. aM r Mrare-DtU.ua bra Co., M1M Dnag Oa. Tka SMI Dn c.. Halavas l)ru Ce., Ouai; CUrk Brag 0a, OmumU tua ZDs I k 1 9 and Views hand, the percentage of wemen In profes sional service In the United States rose from IT In 1R90 to 11 In 1900, and In trade and transportation from $.4 per cent to $.4 per cent And this In spite of the yearly addition of a vast European woman popu lation familiar by tradition and early training with women's work In the fac tories and fields. Farms for Spinsters. Small suburban farms will be supplied by the state to the 100,000 spinsters In Massa chusetts if the plans of three score busi ness snd professional women of Boston are carried out Because of the scarcity of men In the state it Is recognised that something must be done to aid this army of women and an organisation has been formed for the purpose of winning state aid In securing small tracts of land near large cities, where women can engage In profitable agricultural enterprises. The Women's Massachusetts Homestead association plans to encourage the many thousands of women of all ages who are forced to struggle to gain a livelihood to raise flowers, herbs, plants, mushrooms, strawberries, vegetables, squabs, chickens, bees and pigs. To achieve this end, the association wants the commonwealth to buy tracts of land wherever available, divide It into acre lots and then, through a commission, supply the women with a share of land. If the state is not willing to furnish the land free, then the association asks that It take a mortgage on the land bought by philan thropists, develop It, build cheap and com fortable homes on it, and then furnish the necessary Implements to cultivate the oil. This plan, say the members of the Home stead association, will take thousands of women and children out of the large cities of Massachusetts, thin out ths congested slum districts, and place these women and those dependent upon them where they can be profitably employed under sanitary con ditions. There is a bill before the state legislature Introduced by James II. MalUn of Worces ter to have the state distribute landa to heads of families through a commission of five agriculturists and five labor men. The women of the Homestead association want this bill amended so that the unmarried women, widows and mothers of families can have a share of any land distributed by the state, as well as the "heads of families." These women also want two women on the commission. A wealthy New York woman has become Interested in the project and it la an nounced that she Is coming to Massachu setts in June to investigate, and that she will spend from $300,000 to $300,000 if the cause appeals to her in buying land for struggling "old maids." Options have been secured on several farms. There also Is a philanthropist liv ing in Brooklyn who offers to give his big farm for aa experiment If the state decides to aid the widows and spinsters In earning living from the soil. Hlitta to Saleswoman The last of the series of talks upon the art of selling, before the class of sales women of the New York Evening High School for Women, on Flrty-thlrd street, near Third avenue, was given by Sylvester Byrnes, general manager for R. H. Mac 4 Co. Mr. Byrnes told the young women present In substance to work for them selves and with their own possible advance ment always in mind. In speaking of the kind of girls who do not get employment when they apply for It, he said: "When a girl comes in with $800 pearl earrlnga In her ears, a sunburst that prevents the sun from being seen and, half a dosen rings on fingers that are none too clean the kind of a girl that one office boy X used to know always announced as White Serge Important to Summer Outfit WHITB serge frock la one of ya 1 the alvaeet Indispensable items I of a summer outfit and this well to the fore, white serge premises to have even more awn tl:an lta usual popularity. For coat and sklrt-talloreA suits It has no rival among the white woolens, though the French makers have sent ever some models In a white suiting resembling heavy whipcord, and the Bedford cord, or cotele effects, are liked In white, as In colors. The widewale diagonal serge, which was much used In white as well as In color last summer. Is still In evidence, but haa yielded place. Insofar as modlah ness la concerned, to finer weaves, and with the white serge, as with the blue serges, which this year are very smart In addition to being, as always, extremely serviceable, the hard service has given place to the softer, looser weaves. To be sure, the soft fine serge does not shed doet as the harder weaves do, and a soft white serge soils readily, but when did the makers of fashion evsr consider Utilitarian matters? You murmur a protest about the ease with which a modish white serge suit will accumulate dirt and the tailor says blithely: "Oh, but they clean perfectly. ni the discussion snds there. One might explain that cleaning estab lishments are not always at one's elbow in summer and that some Impoverished mortals cannot well spare one gown out of their wardrobes for a sojourn of sev eral weeks or even of a week at the cleanser's, but U Is simpler to buy ths frock. And thsy are exceedingly pretty these white suit of fine, supple serge. Some of them are exceedingly light in weight, too,' and these are chosen for frock and coat costumes, the frock a near relation to the Jumper and with a bodice mostly composed of sheer net or chiffon or ether cool material. There are very knowing little frocks too, which are on the straight prtneease order, with only a shallow yoke and undsrsleoves of sheer material, and some of these mod els are most alluring, but they are down right practical only for the woman who apends the hot weather at genuinely cool resorts. For the woman whe does not the ooat and skirt suit with separate blouse or the coat and Jumper frock, with but little of the srge used abowe the waist line. Is the best general utility Investment The straight prtnceaae or redlngote of fine white serge, braided with soutache or rat tall and suggesting In general lines and oharacter the linen models Illustrated on the opposite page. Is a charming, thing for m untalna or northern shore, and the long loose coat accompanying It will be welcome enough on cpol daya Thla coat In the dreaaier models often assumes cutaway lines, meeting only at the bust or meeting not at all and leaving the front of the frock beneath ahowlng. Other models have the long straight fron nts buttoning pn the bust or fastening there under ornaments of passementerie or of silk. Some effooUve models with straight falling fronts save semi -military braid ef of Progressive Women in Various Walks of Life 'a bunch pf Junk' and stops chewing gum long enough to ask If there Is a varancy, ahe doesn't get the Job. There Is a vacancy all light, but not the kind ahe means." Mr. Byrnes told his hearers to ally them selves with a house In which they had entire confidence, and added that If they themselves did not have the utmost con fidence m goods they were supposed to sell they could not do Justice to them selves or to the firm and had better no out anl go. a pi tee with somebody in wros3 goods they did have confidence. He also told them to choose a department for which they had an aptitude and a special liking. Mr. Byrnes said there waa a better op portunity for advancement In department stores than In many of the other great enterprises, because of the closer relation between those In the minor places and their employers. After finishing his talk, Mr. Byrnes was tho target for all worts of questions from the girls in the class. In answer to a question whether the characteristics of an applicant did not have something to do with what department of the store she waa put In, he said: "Well, Vf a young woman la of good height and of good pro portions she probably will be put In the cloak department" As to' the reductions In price for which many customers clamor, for one reason and another, Mr. Byrnes said that he never could see why a min ister should pay leas for his goods than a carpenter. "Both are worthy callings," he said, "and they frequently pay about the same remuneration." In the way of tips on how to make a sale the speaker advised the girls to show the best goods first "It flatters the oustomcr a little and makes her feel comfortable," he explained. Saving the A est Generation, Defective eyesight writes William Allen Johnston In the April Circle Magazine, calling attention to the necessity of guard ing the health of the little people, la even more common than defective hearing and uaually more disastrous In results. A Chicago physician ttates that the num ber of "ahort-alghted" children in this oountry today runs away up into the mil lions. And this great army of little weak lings may be made healthy, robust chil dren by the timely and proper fitting of glasses. Beside defective eyes and ears there are many other nervous Irritants which either escape the parents' eyes altogether which Is almost always the case or else they are voted too trivial to need correction. The skilled physician can find them; he knows, too, that while there are quicker ways de liberately to wreck a child's health there Is no surer and more deadly course than the neglect of these "trivial" abnormali ties. A crooked tooth sounds unimportant enough, but In a young child It may com pletely disarrange its bodily, mental and moral development Proper mastication Is prevented and Impaired digestion with all lta resultant Ills and Its promise of per manent weakness naturally follows. The case is cited of a little girl who had grown to be a hopeless "liar." She was anemic, very delicate and frequently I1L A careful examination revealed con stant fermentation In her stomach, and this was caused, It was found, by a single crooked tooth, which prevented the grind ing motion so necessary to proper masti cation. The fermentation of food in the stomach caused unnatural nervous reflexes, which In turn overstlmulated the brain and re sol ted In a disordered imagination. The Child "day dreamed" and exaggerated. The straightening of the tooth made her normal In every way. In the medloal Inspection of the New Tork city schools It was found that 30 per cent were backward. Putting the mat ter In the light of economy, the city was fects down each side. Heavy crochet or knotted lace Is some times used for trimming, as In pno of the models sketched here, and we have seen some French models whose coats, falling straight over the front like a priestly vest ment open on the left shoulder and along the under arm seams, with lacings or stays to hold front and back In pUoe. The line of trimming runs down the shoulders, around the annhole and along the under arm seam, and these coats are sometimes sleeveless, though others have rather loose sleeves ef three-quarter length. A long redlngote loosely drawn around the body and fastening with one large but ton well below the waist on the left side Is the comfortable cloak supplied with one French prlncesee frock , In white serge which has a plain tunlo falling In apron fashion over the skirt front and buttoning down the skirt, kilted around sides and AND WITH BANDS OF IRISH back and ahowlng a kilted flounoe below the apron front Among the Imported costumes, too, are some tremendously good looking coat and skirt suits of white serge plainly but bnautlfully tailored with novel cut and seam arrangements, but without trimming save for a collar facing of some vivid In dian print something in which glowing red or Chinese blue or the beautiful Oriental yellow Is the chief color. Black collars aro found In aonte of the white serges, but not so generally as In earlier seaaona White ottoman, white satin, white tussor, white Beugallne, all lTS SERGB 1 lij SUITS, BRAIDED I IT I I t vJV ian1flt B crochet. srsn . A mi wasting $3,000,000 a year In teaching chil dren who were physically unfit to receive an education. Examination revealed the fact that of the small army of backward children over 96 per cent were "dull" be cause of physical defecta And of this considerable, almost total, num1er more than 95 per cent were changed from dullards into normally bright scholars by simple operation or physical treatment EnglUh Women Workers. According to statistics Just published, the excess of fomale population In England amounts to 1,070,000, mainly due to the lower death rate among women. Woman's participation In man's labor, therefore, must apparently ralae that rate, for ns against 10(596 male deaths from accidents, there were 9,661 female deaths from ac cidents and peculiar causes. Women also appeared to have a greater average dura Quaint An Engineer and His Engine. FTER serving for thirty years aa an engineer on the Philadel phia, Baltimore and Washing ton division of the Pennsylvania railroad, William M. Ford la A lying critically ill at his home in Chester, Pa., and those who visit the old man Insist that he Is dying of a broken heart; that he longs for his engtno and thlnka of nothing else during his wakeful moments. Whenever Ford hears the whistle of a lo comotive he arouses himself to a sitting posture, bends his head ' attentively, and whispers: "If I only had It back I believe I would get well quick. It waa a good old machine and It was all my own." Ford Is referring to the machine he used to drive over the lines of the Phila delphia, Baltimore & Washington when he talks like that About six months ago the old engineer was hale and hearty, but the members of his family persuaded him to give up railroading; he had never had a serious acotdent during all the years he was on the road, and had never killed a human being. But ha was getting old, they told him, and ought to quit work and rest the remainder of his days. Ford reluctantly consented, but he im mediately began to pine for his engine. In a short time after his retirement Ford showed a marked change In his Condition, and haa gradually been getting worse. Jostles Over the 'Phone. Justice Herman D. Hunt of North Va kima, Wash., Is convinced of the conveni ence of the telephone. Ho realises particu larly that much time and expense can be saved by the exchange of a few words over the long distance wire. Judge Hunt tried a case and Imposed a $30 fine over the long distance line between this city and Toppenlsh. Attorney G. G. Lee of Toppenlsh called the Judge's office and Informed the dis penser of Justice that a deputy sheriff was In his office with George Swaxey, charged with assault and battery. "We plead guilty," said the attorney. "Bring your man to tho 'phone," said the Judge. The prisoner pleaded: "This you, JudgeT I'm guilty, your honor." "Twenty dollars," replied the court. "Thanks," said the prisoner, and the re ceivers were replaced. The fine was paid at Toppenlsh and the prisoner waa released. The proceedings are declared legal. A Venereal Chlnamaa. A Chinaman, who claims that ho is 1C0 years old, arrived .in Seattle from Manltou, Colo., en route to his native land to die- are used for collars, and often the collar la partly of the serge, only the lower por tion being faced. A pongee in color may be used for this facing, and one of the wide collars may be fastened on with white pearl or silk buttons, the large but topholes being bound with white silk. Large loose separate ooats are made of white serge and are comfortable thlnga to throw on over a summer frock, where addi tional warmth Is needed and elegance Is out of place. One of the most attractive models we have aeen waa an ample coat with Raglan shoulders and a aeam up the middle of the bias back. It buttoned down the front with huge white pearl buttons, had a shawl collar which ran down In a point In the middle back, and the aleevea were wide and open, the bottom of eaott turning up six or eight Inches and buttoning to the sleeve with big pearl buttona. The coat was unllned and even the collar waa self-faoed. Big white serge capes, too, are offered In the cloak departments and are made with dinging ahoulder lines and very ample flare and with or without aatin lined hoods. One of these is a most useful possession for summer, and the price is not necessar ily high, for many of the capes are quite unllned, and even when there la a lin ing of soft satin the price is moderate, much less than a good coat tion of life. There are 135 women old enough to claim an old ago pension to cover every 100 men. How was the excess number of women to lie provldt-d for? Marriage was still Woman's most extensive occupation, claim ing 49$ per cent In England and Wales 1. e., nearly one-hnlf of tho female popula tion over IS. Granting thRt all wives were supported by their husbands, marriage provided for about three-fourtha of women, but for twenty years only, between the ages of 35 and 56. Before and after a very targe proportion was not provided for. Economic eelf-lnd-rndence for many of these was a stern necessity. The number Of women and girls over 15 In 1901 returned aa occupied was $4.5 of all living, but a very much larger proportion actually en tered on a trade of occupation, many leav ing It on marriage. In speaking on the foregoing data, Miss Features of Everyday Life He Is Sin CI long and came to the United States In 1807. He lived for many years In New Tork, Brooklyn and Philadelphia. With the rush of gold seekers to Colo rado the old Chinaman, for he was over 100 years old when he came to this country, Joined the young men and Journeyed west In Colorado he served as a cook and later aa gardener. He has accummulated an Im mense amount of money and he la living In ease In the best hotels herb. The local Chinamen are celebrating his home going with groat pomp. The aged Chinaman looka to be every day as old as he claims, for his skin Is so wrinkled that it does not resemble the covering of human flesh. It Is as thin as parchment and as white aa paper. Only a few dosen strag gling hairs from the fast disappearing pigtail of the old Chinaman. He Is lame and extremely feeble, being suported when standing by two young attendants. Cannot Eat Lot Letters, "I ain't no goat; I can't live on dese here love letters. Judge," complained Rose Berry, colored, who was testifying against her sweetheart In the police court of Baltimore, Md. John Henson, the swain In question, was arrested for disturbing the neighborhood by madly running after the object of his heart's love with threats to make mince meat of her. Henson testified that the trouble began because he refused to buy Rose a suit of the same goods as a sample which she had. Rose testified that John never did give her anything worth while, and all she got while he was away on the Eastern Shore was love letters, It was these let ters she protested her Inability to eat They were both fined $10 and costs and were committed to Jail In default Wakes Up the Wrong; Man, Albert Bweltxlngers effort to to cure his son Frank, 19 years old. of the lie-abed habit earned the father a sound thrashing and a pair of puffed eyes. Their home is In Mahoney City, Pa. Prattle of the ITTLE JOHNNY had been to LI Sunday school with his papa. I The lesson was about the death ui Dam, r i i 1 1 ua wwho he sold: "Mamma, we won't have any more about Saul." "Why, Johnnie?" asked mamma. " ' Cause he's dead." a) i. Small Tommy was playing In a mud puddle one day, when his mother saw him. "Tommy, you naughty boy," she ex claimed, "come out of that mud thla Instant!" "That s always the way," whined Tommy. "You never want a fellow to enjoy him self." Teacher Can any one In the class tell roe what a lawsuit Is? Small Boy Yes, ma'am, I can. It's a suit worn by a policeman. Johnny (aged 6) Mamma, I wish I had a little sister. Mamma Why do you wish that, dear? Jc.hnny 'Cause I'm tired of teasln' the eat. Little Miss Caroline, aged or there abouts, was to be flower girl at a wedding. In planning her costume It was decided that shn should wear pink socks which end about half way to the knee. 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Pierce, M. D., President, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y. WELL SUSTAINED B. I Hltchlns has pointed out that a cer tain proportion of married women, however, were, through widowhood or economic causes, forced to re-entor the labor market They returned at a great Industrial dlsad vantage, snd this handicap. It could hardly he doubted, was a main cause of pauper ism. It was, snld Miss Hltchlns in con clusion, this passing to and from different planes of social development the entering competitive Industry, leaving It for domesUo duties done for their own sake, and then re-entering It which rendered women's economic position singularly weak, although their more temperate and orderly Ufa made them less criminal than man and less liable to come on the race. In Industry woman has ostensibly a lesser task, but It would be difficult to prove they hpd less) f.'-tlgue. They often worked longer hours under the factory act than most men did under their trades union. The domesUo work acconv Frank attended a dance and was accom panied home by Charles Hemden, an athletic young mati. who plays full back on Shennandoah foot fall team, to whom he yielded his room. When the son did not arise after being called for business next morning, the father. In a temper, hounded upstairs, and, seising the sleeping Hernden, whom he mis took for Frank, dragged him out of bod and proceeded to wake him up with a varied assortment of flstcuffs. Hernden, thinking he was being attacked by a burglar, pitched Into his assailant and beat him so badly that it will be days before he recovers. A Poor Salesman, That Uncle Sam would make a poor real estate agent la Indicated by the advertise ment for the lease of Santa Barbara Island, which the government haa Just issued. In the bald statement of the attractions of the little Island off the coast of California no attempt Is made to gloss over Its many drawbacks as a place of residence. The advertisement of a request for bids In all Its brutal frankness reads as follows: "The Island is about forty miles from the mainland, Is about one and one-half miles long and one mile wide. The Pacific coast pilot states that there is no water on the Island and no grass, but plenty of prickly pear and shrubs. The Island rises to an elevation of 547 feet. Landing la at all times dlftcult and can be effected at only two places. The anchorage is In eight fathoms of water with clean sandy bottom, but no good holding ground." 1 (treat Grandmother at ST. Mrs. Frank Soger of Bellwood, Pa, cele brated her 67th birthday, April 11, by gath ering around her the members of her im mediate family and their children. Mrs. Soger Is a great grandmother one of the youngest on record and among the guests was her great grandchild, Marie Harvey, aged .4 months. All members of the Soger family married young. Youngsters week before the wedding, to find her small attendant wearing stockings and looking uncomfortable in them. "Why are you wearing stockings, Caro line?" she asked. 'I'm saving my legs for the wedding," was Carolina's reply. And at the wedding, to Caroline's great Joy, the exposed parts of her legs showed not a scratch. Both father and mother struggled va liantly to teach little Effle to repeat the letter "A." The child emphatically re fused to pronounce the first letter of the alphabet, and after many vain efforts the father retired from the fight discouraged. The mother took the little girl on her lap and pleaded with her affectionately. "Dearie, why don't you learn to say 'A'?" she asked. "Because, mamma," explained Effle, "des as soon as I say 'A' you an' papa will want me to say 'B.' "I licked the stuuVout o Dick Smith this mornln'." "You bad boy I Aren't you sorry for It?" "Yessum awful sorry. I Jest found out that he'a goln' ter have a birthday party tomorrej,'.'. , The following conversation was over heard between two boya, aged 7 and 6: "Joe, why oau't chickens talk?" "Aw, they don't' have to; when they wants anything they Just pull their wish bones and they gets their wish." pushed bthem must equal In output of energy to much more than all the industrial work of women. It could be said, then, that their lower denth rate was the result of privilege and protection. Leaves From Fashion's Notebook. The fullness of all afternoon and evening gowns is moderate, and falls chiefly from the waist behind. Rouleaux braidings have been taking on a new character these last few months and gaining In attractiveness. Gray and pink la a favorite color com bination, likewise black and royal blue, and strong blue and a dead ainalbo et shads of purple. Foulard promisee to be one of the leading fabrics for summer wear, and the Kronen dttsiguvr havw beun especially partial to It Uils season The color range In platn linens Includes every shade on the modish list The copper shades are noticeable, and likewise oaoiiou, UUeul, French and powder grays. The very kmg coat and the three-quarter coat have their special advocates this sea son. The former meets with particular favor when It Is such a coat as might be worn by Itself. The new medieval gown has a body loose and shapely like a sweater that reaches Just below the hips. From there down It Is continued by a deep plaited flounce. The same effect Is seen In many of the new hlgh-walat-llne skirts and semi-princess dresses. Whatever form the skirt takes. It Is kept absolutely flat and straight In front, and almost aa flat behind. Occasionally one sees a skirt having a gathered yoke piece round the hips, from which the material fulls In full folds, but the material is usu ally very sheer. The flounce Is undoubtedly on Its way back to us a natural outgrowth of the nar row, close-fitting skirts. Of course, the In fluence of the flounce will he felt first In the In c or lingerie princess dreseoe. Choice In thi) matter of princesses is no longer limited. Blue serge continues to be a favorite for spring tailor modes, but all shades of brown, from dark tobec to a delicate champagne run it close. They have tho ad vantage over blue that they do not so readily show the dust, but they are not so becoming to the average complexion. One of the fashion features this season Is the return of the old-time bishop sleeve. The lu slweve Is not quite so full as Its predecessor, and Is generally made In laoe or transparent spotted net; also, It had a close-fitting band of trimming Just above the pouch at the wrist and another just above the elbow. Chat A ooat Women, Ivy Palmer of Manohester, Vt, has been taken to the retreat at Brattleborok Blie Is vu and Is thought to be the only native born Indian woman In the state. Shu Is a Tuscarora. Mrs. Bailie J. MeCall of Cincinnati left fifty shares of Cincinnati Btreet ltailway stock to the National Woman Suffrage as sociation. Just what use will be made of the bequest haa not been decided. Mrs. Ellen M. Richards, instructor in the department of chemistry at the Massa chusetts Institute of Technology, has ac cepted a call to lecture In the summer school of the University of California She will go In June and will give a course of lectures on household economics. Mrs. Ellsa Hall of Melrose, Mass., aged 75, has Just Invented a skirt holder. Some months ago Mrs. Hall tripped on her skirt and foil, breaking her ankle. While con fined to her bed she devised and made with her own hands the model for the skirt holder, which she believes will prevent such accidents. The taxes that men should pay for re maining bachelors, a speaker contended be fore a woman's club in New York re cently, should be turned Into pensions for widows and spinsters past the age of 60. Thla appropriation of the fund, tt was thought, would come nearer fitting the punishment to the crime than any other that could be suggested. Mrs. R. H. Tucker of Spokane, Wash., Is sold to be the first woman wireless opera tor In the world. At present she Is In oharge of the station on the steamship Indianapolis, plying between Seattle and Tacoma. - Bpeaxing of wireless telearraphy as a business for women, Mra Tucker said that the only reason she could Uunk of why women do not go Into this service Is that they are afraid of the Instruments. Women of British birth residing In this country have recently onranlsed a society to be known as the Daughters of the Em pire. The society Is a' branch of the Im perial Order of the Daughters of the Era. pi re, which waa started in Canada by Mrs. Clark Murray of Montreal at the outbreak, of the Boer war. The American branch Is known aa the King Edward vn chapter, and the members aare careful to state its purpose Is social, Intellectual and philan thropic only. Mnalnga ( a Cynlo. To swallow ths truth, most of us want It sugar coated. The churchman's motto Is: "Lpve me, love may dogma." Philanthropy not only hires a press agent, but a clacque aa well. The people who build castlea In the air are never sure of their ground. Some men would even like to take their pick of the various brands of success. At least where a mirror Is eoncsrned, a womaa always looks on the bright side. When a girl Is color blind she has little excuse for making a fellow green with envy. The gatea of heaven are Jealously guarded, but the devil always has the lutohstrlng out. The chap who Is regarded as one man In a thousand Is cordially hated by the other tut. Many a fellow refuses tp lay something by for a rainy day so long as he can bor row an umbrella. New York Times.