THE BEE : OMAHA, THURSDAY. APRIL 15. 1909. Tim Omaha Daily Bee. t "FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROBEWATER. VICTOR R08EWATER. EDITOR. Enter at Omaha postofflc aa second er ls matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. I'aily Re (without' Bunday), one jrear...H Dally Bee and Hunday, on year ( DEUVKRED BT CARRIER. ry Fee rinrltMllng Sunday), per week ISfl T'alljf Bee (without Sunday). per week.. lOo Evening Bee (without nunaay). per week e Kvenlng Hee (with Sunday), per week.. 10e Fundar Bee, one year " Saturday Bee, one year ! Address all complaints, of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. , OEFICEB. Omaha The Bee Building. outh Omaha Twenty-fourth and N. , Council Bluffs 15 flcott Btrt. a ' Lincoln MX IJttle Building. . Chicago IMA Marquette Biitldlnf. .New York-Rooms UOH10I No. West Thirty-third Street. ...... Waahlngton 72S Fourteenth 8treet N. w. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to nw snd edi torial matter ahould be addreaeed: Omaha Bee, Editorial -Department. REMITTANCES. Bemlt by draft. enre or poetal order, rvable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamp received In payment of mall accounts Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchangee, not accepted. STATEMENT Or CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska. Douglas County, as: Oeorve B. Tiachuck. treasurer of The Bea Publishing company, being duly sworn, says tlist the actual number of full and complete ennl-e of The Pally. Morning. Evening and Punday Bee printed during the month of March. 18, was as follows: I 39,630 IT M,99 I II.1M II 88,830 J 99,300 1 J8.000 4 ss.aeo to s.aao ....,...., 88.S30 71 i7,k50 ....', 88.T10- a. ......... T 3T.0O0 2....; 38.970 t .,. 39,940 J4 88.B30 I 39,100 . St.......... .'3,940 10 39.090 I. 39,360 U 38,330 27 9480 I I...V.-.V.V. 38,670 :M. 37,400 ...It...;-39,100 1 I. ......... 39,090 14 37,900 10 88,670 33,930 11 44,380 It 38,889 Total . . 1,307.480 sa uheold and returned copies. 10,335 Net total ..1,197,139 Sally average 38,817 CKORQK B. TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to for me this 1st day of April. 10. . . M. P. WALKER. 4 (Seal) V Notary Public. ' WHEN OUT Or TOWN. Sabscrlbere leading; tfca eltj teaa porarlly; ahoald fcava The Be mailed t tkcra. Address will b ckared as aftea rcat4. TBe speed Jaw places no limits on congress: "' ' While the senate is about-It a pro hibltive tariff might bo 'placed on Canadian spring weather. Grim, grUiled Winter again persists in lingering In th ' lap of gentle Spring. Twenty-three for you. A fashion note says there will be fewer buttons on men's clothes this year. . Bachelors may be In style. At Baltimore a Salome dancer was convicted of disturbing the peace. The performance must bave been loud. I'nder the new pay-ln-advance fee bill system the office of the clerk ef the district court Is expected to work like a cash register. Nebraska's senators have been ap pealed to to see to-it that pumice stone Is properly protected in the new tariff bill. There's the rub. Richmond P. Hobson warns us sgain that the Chautauqua season 'is ap proaching and something had to be done to attract attention to the lecture stars. When the 8 o'clock closing law goes Into effect will the railroads please bring their trains into Omaha so that stop-over prfvileges will be good In the daytime? Oh, yesl We're all for municipal ownership. But what's that to do with paying the water company f 6,263196.49 just because it wants the money? The, 'government is undertaking to determine what is whisky. The trou ble Is the more persistently the tester pursues his calling the more confused he becomes. An s-year-old Chicago boy has been lost seventy-six times. That boy should" be equipped with a self-acting fog horn when he starts out on a cruise from home. According to W. D. Howells' delib erate opinion, Poe was drunk when he wrote his poetry. Mr. Howells is re spectfully referred to Lincoln's famous remark about Grant. According to the dispatches. Rev. "Billie" Sunday cleaned up $10,7S4.84 by conducting a six weeks' revival service in Springfield, 111., That's al most equal to Chautauqua lecturing at Bryan prices. Just to maintain its reputation for being e little better Lincoln proposes to skoye up the lid-closing hour thirty minutes. The Lincoln plan . must be modeled after Mr. Bryan's gradual re duction tariff scheme. Waking up to the tact that San Francisco is losing money by not catering more to the tourist, a local paper declares there is more money in the tourist than In trade. Possibly when he first arrives. Hill and Hsrrlman are supposed to hsve reached an agreement on the division of Portland, but the people o that city will still be permitted tt squat on m tana ana pay freight to the railroads. Of the tl. COO. 000 fine assessed against the Waters-Pierce Oil com pany if Texas the lawyers receive only two-thirds. Nothing but the modesty of Texas lawyers prevents them from taking everything in sight. Departmental Efficiency.' The announcement from Washing ton that President Taft" has decided to undertake the tssk of, making the work of the departments more effi cient will be welcome news to every one who bas occasion to transact busi ness with the general government. Mr. Taft has undertaken a big Job, but Mr. Taft Is a large man, physically and mentally, and bas a record for tackling big things, which gives prom ise of results. That be can Increase the efficiency of the Individual in the service to any great extent Is not to be expected,' because the work Is of such a routine character that employes soon lose both initiative and energy. For this reason any considerable In crease In accomplishment must come through the change in methods. Red tape and duplication so grows upon the government service from time to time that the business man who comes. in contact with It is driven to despair. He Is kept chasing from one department to another, with ex asperating delays at each stage, until he Is weary. All this involves a waste of government money and In a meas ure failure to accomplish the purposes for which the departments were cre ated. A start has already been made along the lines indicated, which is Indicative of the policy to be pursued. The at torney general and the secretary of commerce and labor have been di rected to reorganise and combine cer toln bureaus of their departments so that their work will not duplicate it- eelf, but will result In a more emoothly tinning machine for the supervision of corporations. The different bureaus and departments having to do with matters concerning public health have also been ordered to consolidate, and the Navy department has been told to eorganize on a more economical and businesslike basis. Mr. Taft has fur ther announced that a committee' of three of the cabinet will be named to take up the question of thoroughly re vising departmental methods so far as it can be done under existing laws, and to recommend legislation needed to carry the idea to full fruition. The task which the administration has set for. Itself is so large and In volved that much time will be re quired to bring about appreciable re sults' and much cavilling will doubt less be Indulged in In the meantime, but Mr. Taft is not the man to be driven from his purpose or to become discouraged. : Recklessness with Figures. Statistics are forceful arguments when rightly used, but figures, when recklessly quoted, too. often carry an erroneous Impression. In his effort to make a point against existing indus trial conditions Samuel Gompers has on numerous occasions indulged in some statements which will not bear analysis. Instance his assertion that there are now a million laborers In the United States who want work, but are out of employment. Any accurate statement as to the number out of employment at this or any other time would be impossible, but the population of the country is so large that a million or two million appears to be the most convenient number to handle. An analysis of the last census figures, however, would In dicate that a million of idle men in the industries would mean a business stagnation almost unparalleled. Ac cording to the census there were 29.- 000,000 people, men, women and chil dren, engaged In gsinful occupations in this country. Of this number 10,'- 434,219 were farmers and S, 691,746 professional men. leaving approxi mately 13,000,000 at that time en gaged In all other lines of gainful oc cupations, including merchants. Of this number there were 7112,987 persons engaged in the manufacturing, mining. railroading, organized trades and building Industries. Allowing for the Incresse In population since then, 10, 000,000 would be a liberal estimate for the present, embracing all the In dustries with which Mr. Gompers, as a leader of labor, comes In contact or takes into account in his estimate of what he considers labor. It must be remembered, too, that the season of the year precludes the employment of many in outdoor avocations In the northern part of the country and that there are always some people idle. The best way to grasp the truth or falsity of big figures Is to reduce them to the range of personal vision. To make good on Mr. Gompers 1,000,000 workless laborers It would be neces sary that at least one In ten of all the men engaged in the occupations classed as labor should be out of em ployment. This hardly fits in with the facts which are within the observation of all. Artificial Checks to Business. Those who have been bending their energies toward bringing about a com plete restoration of business activity ever since the slump of 1907 will find some comfort in the dilemma in which the cement combine finds itself. In the effort to keep up prices artificially the combine has been holding a large portion of the 1907 and 1908 produc tion until. It is stated on good author ity, that it now has on hand 8,000,000 barrels of cement. This represents 17 per cent of the product for the first named year and 20 per cent of last year's output. Whether the combine holds or falls Is said to depend solely upon the action of western cement makers, who hitherto have steadfastly refused to keep their products off the market but have sold at ruling prices. It is axiomatic that' in times like the present concessions rather than hold ups are necessary to Induce capital to loosen up and engage in new building operations. Every day . the combine holds Its product increases the amount It must receive If a profit is to be se cured, snd every penny added to the price is that much of a deterrent force upon building operations and trade re vival. A much shorter road to in creased prices would seem to be to encoursge building and stimulate the demand In order to help along a com plete revival of business activity. Nothing Personal in It. Two or three country papers are at tempting to break the force of The Bee's protest against the appointment of "State Senator Majors to a position on the new Normal board by trying to make out that Its editor is Inspired by motives of personal enmity. There is nothing personal whatever in The Bee's refusal to gloss over such a pal pable and deliberate violation by Gov ernor Shallenberger of the constitu tion which he took solemn oath to up hold and defend. The constitution of Nebraska says In so many words that no member of the legislature during the term for which he shall have been elected shall be appointed by the governor and sen ate to any civil office and endeavors to clinch it by adding that any such ap pointment and any vote In confirma tion shall be absolutely void. If this appointment to the Normal board had gone to any other member of the leg islature, or had the governor at tempted to appoint any member of the legislature to any other civil office, The Bee would have entered remon strance just as vigorously. So far as State Senator Majors Is concerned his selection for this place is simply incidental so far as The Bee's position is concerned. The edi tor of The Bee was offered an appoint ment to the State Board of Education by Governor Mickey at a time when the governor was anxious to have someone on the board to hold Mr. Majors down, but the tender was de clined because there waa no disposi tion to have any personal quarrel with Mr. Majors. In the present case it is not a question of the friendship or the enmity of anyone, but a question whether the plain mandate of the con stitution shall be wilfully defied and a standing reward held up for future governors to trade members of the leg islature Into appointive offices. The democratic city council is sub mitting the proposition to vote bonds for some new fire engine houses. With the object lesson before them of the last fire engine house built standing empty, it will behoove the voters to see to it that the next ones are erected by a republican council and located where they can be useful as well as ornamental. The county superintendent of schools Is Included in the so-called nonpartisan election bill, put through by Nebraska's demo-pop legislature, but the school board members, who have complete control of the schools in cities and towns, are left exposed to the partisanship virus. Consistency is a jewel that was lost In the legisla ture. The entire available supply of eon tract wheat Is said to be in the hands of one man, who In addition holds mil lions of bushels of "paper" wheat for which the unfortunate sellers must settle. With the wheat in the bin and the profits on the books, he should have no difficulty connecting with three meals per' day. Andrew Carnegie has offered to con tribute fl.000 to buy a pipe organ for an Omaha church, conditioned only on the raising of an additional 11.200 Here is another chance for the World- Herald to cry "tainted money" and point out the danger of such a subsidy corrupting the pastor and all bla flock. The president of the South Carolina Farmers' union has Issued an address urging the diversification of crops rather than artificial methods of in creasing the price of their products. The advice is entirely too sensible to suit the radicals, but those who follow it are likely to be the winners. Financial writers are noting that steel stocks are going up in spite of the report that the big men In the business hsve been selling. Before writing it into history that the lnsld ers bave taken the short end of the deal it might be well to await develop ments. Almeit I'aaaliaaas. An Iowa Judge has decided that It la not prim, tn swear at a lufffuKmin. The judge has about 80.000,000 Americana with. mm. Prlaelplea aad Practice. Indiananolla Newa. Fifty-five republicans voted for free lum ber and thirtv-elaht democrats aaalnst It. thus showing th facility with which party principle can be adapted to an emergency. Vala af the Meat Car. Brooklyn Eagle. Prof. Brander Matthews and hla simple spellers have concluded to pause flll the world catches up with their procession. If the Esperantlsts would only rest a while, too, there might still be some hope for the survival of the English language. mall I'atsri Appreciated. Boaton Herald. Secretary of War Dickinson appears to have the proper official conviction thit if forts for world peace are not to be un duly hastened. But he la convinced that we may rest easy tn hope for the future. Reaaaurlng as far as It goes. I pllft Israsssti Ukataclea. Chicago Record -Hera Id. "I'nrle Joe" Cannon reuently declared that In his opinion th wield was better than It had ever been In th past. We agree with "t'ncle Joe," but It la almost uettssary to suy In this connection that Tpcle Joe" has done very little to bring about the splendid condition to which h nfris. ri LI.MA CAR RATKS. Ramnrea Redaction Prtkn a few Pertlaeat Remarks. Washington Star. The newa has gone out that the Pullman Car company is preparing to make a gen eral reduction In rates, putting Into effect the differential between upper and lower berths long desired by the traveling pub lic. It la stated that the new tariff law 111 hot go Into effect before June 1. If In truth the Pullman Car company has at laat heeded popular demand for a difference between upper and lower berths In point of price, It bis only recognised an economic truth that should have been established in the sleeping car service years ago. There Is no possible question that the upper berth Is a second-class ac commodation. It corresponds to the In side stateroom on a steamship, or to the small Interior room In a hotel, for both of which lower rates are charged than for flrst-claas accommodations. A hotel guest asked to pay as much for a second- rat room as for a first-rate room would Indlganantly protest and would probably change his hotel. The traveling public, however, has no alternative and no ap peal. It tnunt pay the rata the company demands or alt up all night. Efforts have frequently been made to secure federal legislation on this point, but without auccess. The Interstate Com merce commission has been unable. It willing, to compel the sleeping car compa nies to bring their tariff down to a rea sonable basis, the public complaint against them being not merely of a lack of dis crimination between first and second-class accommodations, but of genersl exorbi tance. Comparisons between services ren dered on a sleeping car and In a hotel ahow th former to be extravagantly ex cessive. The company has always main tained In defense of the rates that its patronage la necessarily limited, a plea that the traveling public has been dis posed to resist on the ground that if tho ra.ea were reasonable more business could be done. While they are about the 'matter of re djustlng the sleeping car tariff th Pull man officials might properly consider th matter of porters' wages. As the case stands today the public pays the porter, not Indirectly through th price paid for the accommodations, but directly in the form of tips. The average porter, It Is said, makes three r four times as much as his wages In th form of tips from passengers. He depends upon the tins no Is encouraced to An an k th. pany. Tet his servfee is no more than that of the hotel chambermaid or nortar doing the necessary work of preparing room ror th accommodation of the guests. The car porter should either be thrown absolutely upon the generosity of the psssengers with a frank understand ing that he la an unsalaried servant, or he should be paid a eufflclent wage to enable him to live without trusting to me gratuities or the public. IS TAFT GREATER THAN TEDDVf Characteristic Oatnarsr from Only "Uncle Joe." Speaker Canmn in Tslla's Weekly. I believe the man In the White House Is the greatest president we have had since Lincoln's day. He J a man of Judicial temperament, a man who will not cut across lots. He, will co-operato . with Von greas and allow congress to co-operate with him, protecting Ah rights pf th American people under th law. President Roosevelt waa a great executive. IT might be com pared with St. John, the Baptist, who cam before th Master, Then there came a 8t. Paul to Interpret the teachings of th Mas ter, and without the St. Paul w might never have understood those , teachings. Agitators, muck rakers and cranks have their place, bu. th republican party has Its place, and will march four square to victory over them all If It ..Is true to it policies . and to Us principles. I am not abusing the muck raker. God made him what he is, and h evidently has some use. But this Is not the time for talk; it Is the time for. action. Ninety millions of people paus and wait, Th jobber 1 not placing his order six months ahead, and the manufacturer is not preparing as ex tensively as he formerly did, because they are waiting for the tariff bill. Therefore It behooves us to pass the tariff bill as promptly as possiblenot a perfect bill, because perfection comes from God alone. ARMY; RANKS Ft 1.1. With TT.OOO Mea Na More Appll eaataWIII Be Reeralted. New York Times. For the first time since the Spanish war the United States army la recruited up to Its full strength In all of It branches, and In every recruiting station In New Tork. Brooklyn and Jersey City there Is promi nently displayed on the bulletin boards a notice signed by the adjutant general of th army ordering the recruiting officers to confine themselves, until further orders, to the rc-enllsting of honorably discharged aoldiera. According to some reports the Increased enlistment that has brought the army up to Its full strength Of 77.000 men, waa due to hard times, but this Is denied, In part, by th officers. They admit that many men undoubtedly fell Into th ranka a a reault of financial depression, but say that the majority are young men who have gone Into the army as a career. The number of rejected applicants In the last fifteen months Indicates that this Is true, and that those who wanted to reillst be cause they could get nothing else to do were for the most part refused by the of ficers In charge of recruiting stations. Many of the; recruits are mechanics, some are engineers, others are from com mercial vocations, while a good number are stenographers and , shipping clerks, according to a statement made by an of ficer on duty here. ISIS PLAIN LAXGCAGK. laapreaalve Clearness of Letter aa Packla Hoaee Rebates. Pittsburg Dispatch. In warning the meat packers against the prevalent practice of overvaluing products lost or Injured In transit, Attorney General Wlckeraham uses plain language. In short, he tells them they must quit cheating. Moreover, he recommends that the Inter state Commerce commission shall prescribe regulations for the Investigation of all claUna for damages to property In transit. In the case In hand, the attorney general found that Chicago packers had valued product lost apd damaged In transit much higher than the products had been sold for. This Is one form of the rebate. The favored shipper may be allowed any claims he files, while the other shippers must stand a rigid investigation and probably a contest In the courts before thy get anything. In a large businesa this advan tage would be considerable. Mr. Wlck ersham doea not mention this aspect of the matter, but his recommendation to th Interstate Commerce commission indicates he had It in mind. And the public will get a higher opinion of the head of the Department of Justice, from his plain apeakipg. The aort of transactions he de scribes are (ropcrl characterised as cheat ing . . Washington Life hers nroh f Saetdaa aa Xplawaaa that Mart the Progress f Mts at tae STatloa's Capital. Spring puts on varied and most attractive garb In Washington, (n early April. Us ually the season for bursting leaf and blooming flower Is two weeks ahead of th Omaha banana belt. It advances rapidly during the month snd by May day the city Is full-robed In emerald, decked with flowers. In late April end early May the city Is a delight to the eye more attractive as a spectacle than any other time of the year. A thousand or mare parks, squares, triangles and other public grounds dot the city and are maintained and beautified by th government. The small parks and squares are filled with flowers of the earli est bloom. These are succeeded by flowers and foliage of later bloom. Throughout the seaaon the changing process goes oti, mak ing a succession of blooms that afford visitors a never-ending charm. Th glory of spring In Washington It golden rather than vernal, write a corres pondent. Here spring rob a sister season of part of her wardrobe and appears In the dress of autumn. The forsythla and the Jasmin burdened witu yellow blossoms, dominate the city parks and the country hillsides. Yesterday these shrubs were brown and bare: today they are heavy with -flowers, while as yet no season-lasting leaf has appeared. The gold has precedence fiver the green. While the forsythia and the jasmine blos soms dominate, as gold always has a way cf dominating, their fortunes will be scat tered In a few days and the silver blos soms of the Japanese magnolia, a cousin of our own grandlftnra, will take the place of the gold that ruled for a day. In truth, the magnolia buds already are open, while the trees which bear them are still desti tute of leaves. The magnolia bears the gift cf fragrance which the forsythla cannot offer. Massachusetts avenue, from Thomas cir cle to Fifteenth street. Is terraced, the rounded, stone confined banks of earth holding scores of the forsythla shrubs. The avenue I a burst of yellow. The beauty of the street In this April seaaon attracts and hold thousands of strangers who are thronging the capital city. After th for sythla, the magnolia, and. then the porce lain perfume-filled cups of the stately tulip tree! It is a march of beauty, a succes sion of riches. Nearly 90.000 tourists have looked the capital of the nation over during the last thre weeks, and th favorite season for visiting Washington Is only opening. A fact worth noting is that the Boards of Education In moat of the states along th Atlantic seaboard and In some states far ther west ar now making an annual pilgrimage to the national capital a part of the course of study. Perhaps 75 per cent of th tourists who ar now visiting the capital are high school students and their teachers. These seekers after knowledge com in dally by the train load. Wash ington Is overrun with them. This practice of permitting or rather encouraging stu dent bodies to com her was Instituted two or three years ago by some of the New England states and It proved so satisfac tory that It has hud a remarkable growth. The railroads entering the capital estimate that not fewer than 100,000 public school students will visit her during th month and the first halt of May. Naturally, th carrying companies are hopeful that the practice will appeal to vducatlonal au thorities as far . west as i4he Mississippi valley. It is no wonder at all that the brides and grooms like to come to Washington In the spring. Washington's flower festival be gan with tha snowdrops In late February, and will end only with the last of the roses In late November. Of course. It Is not th flower that bring th brides and groom to Washington., They com here, for th most part, to see the place and to get lost In th crowd of their own kind, to be con spicuous among the multitude of the con spicuous. The guides welcome' them, for the bridegroom Is liberal, and, whether h Is liberal or not by nature, happiness make him keep up an appearance of generosity, at least until the end of the honeymoon. It Is said that there Is not vacant room In any hotel In the city. Congress la In session, the Daughters of the American Revolution ar coming, th country's newly married are" there, and some thousands of other people. If is hard to make headway through the corrldera of the capltol. The rotunda Is crowded to the rounded wall, Statuary hall holds the people msssed. the galleries of the house were filled through the most tedious of debates, and the supreme court, always stuffy. Is suffocating. The White House Is the cnter of attrac tion for the student bodies. These flue spring days they almost swamp th attend ants sbnut th president's home and the executive office. "Can w ae tha presi dent?" "Poesibly not: he Is very busy." "But we have got to; that Is what w came here for," The expansive Eat room fills and cannot be emptied until the good natured president lay aside his work over in th executive office and comes over fcr a handshake all around- From 10 o'clock until 1 Mr. Taft finds It Impossible to give much thought to public business because senators snd representatives are crowding In on lilm continually with schoolmarms and students who have "pull" enough to m-et him In that way Instead t waiting over in the East room. From th White House the visitors scatter to the oth. chief points of Interest. They usually do not have mor than forty-eight hours for sightseeing, but they manage to see about all th things the stranger tn Washington must see. Poesibly Mt. Verncn and the tomb of Washington get mor attention from the youngster than any attraction except th White House, Do they all go to th top of the Washington monument? To be sure. If the capacity of the great elevator proves Insufficient they climb the step on s run 130 feet up. Starting In at th bureau of engraving and printing, they witness the making of paper money from the time th engraver begin until th presses In the basement of th treasury building stamp th number on th bill. Every boy and girl carries a little not book in which th bits of Information which the guides let drop ar Jotted down. It Is a fine spectacle; It has in It for most persons more human Interests than ths dry delate on the tariff up on Capitol Hill. KaTecta al Washlagten Air. St. Louis Glob. Democrat. It la stated that a convention of Daugh ter of th Revolution in Washington ha developed Insurgent and a cssr. It must be In the sir; but why should anyone think to b a csar, or even a constitutional mot. arch, with the descendants of th sol diers ef th trni that tried men's souls? A Hepclal Siaa, Chicago Newa 8naior Bailey wags his hesd solemnly snd prophesies that Iresident Taft will prove a disappointment. If he disappoints Senator Bailey th ccuntrv will lake 11 as j a hoptful sign. Makes delicious hot biscuit, I , iddle cakesf rolls and muffins: The only Baking; Powder. y Made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar : PERSONAL NOTES. A lot of stenographers In Trenton kissed the offlc boy and he gave all of them the measles. Shocking Ingratitude. The Oyster nay Pilot notes a "falling off In realty transactions" In thsl locality of late, and that "things are quite dull." A Methodist minister of austere principle has been appointed chief of police at Mason City, la. Now sinners will have to listen to him. Congressman Carl Carey Anderson of Ohio, at the age of 10 was a newsboy and bootblack, . and at 1ft had saved enough money to buy a horn for his mother. Found guilty of double murder, a Ken tucky night rider has been sent to prison for a year. Evidently the wholesale as sassin Is allowed a reduction from th regu lar rote. According to the London Times the Pers ian revolutionaries have ben reinforced by an Irishman and an American. While one of there lasts the policy of being "agin the government" will never be abandoned. Chicago property owners have not yet secured much relief from paving burdens by the imposition of a wheel tax. Owners of vehicles think the pleasure of seeing them pass by Is ample reward for those who foot the paving bills. It has Just been discovered that the new criminal code of the state of Washington mnkes It a-misdemeanor for a restaurant waiter or an employe of a public service corporation to take a tip, or for anyone to give a tip to such a person. Caruso, It Is raid, owes the Injury that has or-me to his 12.000 or Is It 12,509? per night voice tc the strain Incident to singing for the mualc canning factories. He re ceived much money for the raw material, as much aa fSO.OOO during a single season. It Is estlmsted, snd now all he has to show for It. asida from the vulgar pelf. 1s a sore throat snd some sprained vocal chords. Wasting Good Money. Boston Herald. Freakish- publications by th government In Washington continue to nmuv, aa well as excit wonder. In the course of $39 printed pages on the subject of juvenile crime and reformation Arthur Maedonald, "honorary president of the third Interna tional Congress of Criminal Anthropology of Europe," Is allowed to prove that ther Is more pleasure than pain In the world by tabulating a government clerk's mental states for one day. Sample: "Pleasant feeling of rest n waking, 15: unpleasant thoughts of getting up, ," etc.. to the total "pleasant, Ml; unpleasant, 151." What msrvels "psychology" unfolds! And Unci Sam pay th bills. NATURAL It isn't a matter of pad ding but of moulding, so to speak, that gives our new ' shoulder a natural appearance, as well as the athletic effect. It amounts to a revolu tion in tailoring. Suits $15 to $35. Overcoats $15 to $30. The Cambridge. BrQvning,1(ing & Cq B;K 15th R. S. SPSSi Bp959s BQB9 9359 tflBB ttSSO K3398S 8 jSlliP 0 Davis, the Cable-Nelson, the Burton, the Imperlsl and ths Hospe Pianos on sale at bargain prices and bargain terms. New Pianos, full size, regular prices $260, go at 9180; the $300 style at $l&0; the $335 style at 9189; the $360 style at $. snd soon up the grade. You pay all rash or from 5 per month up. HIGOKHT BARGAIN WKKK ON I'SKD PIANOS. Many stsndard makes go at prices less than competition can equal Come early and get first choice, over 200 pianos to select from. ', A. HOSPE CO. 1C13 Douglas Street. B Western Representative for tbe Apollo Player-Piano, and only complete Player-Piano. LINES T0ASMJLE,; , 'Tep, he's always as happy as he looks-, an' a married man, too." " "Ain't lettln' himself gel worried ever th tariff on women's gloves, eh? "Not a bit of It. Ills wife 1 th' 'armless wonder' In th" sideshow over jronder." Cleveland Flaln Dealer. - Anxious Writer How sre you going to classify my article on events In aerial navigation and travel? 1.- .1 1 . A .4 ml V E olng to run it under "Doings In 'High HO. U.IVIUIVI. .i.i.-, .v.. ., "You must learn to trust your fellow men." said the professional optlmlt- - "There's no use In talking that way to me," answered the worried-looking .-Ill-sen. ''I'm In the grocery business." Washington Star. I.ady (In chemist's shop, to small boy What am I to take this medicine In, my lad? Boy Yer mouth, ma'am. Llf. Th father frowned. "What Is that boy watching all the clocks for?" he demanded. . . 'The mother smiled. "He's got them running . In a six-day Marathon race' eh replied, "and th one that runs the longest gets oiled." Cleveland Plain Dealer. ; - "Why did they give that defaulter so heavy a sentence for taking such a small amount? Why, he had the chance, of stealing thousanda." That's what they did It for to- teach him a lesson about, being a piker when he had the chance of his life to be a financier." Baltimore American. "Please describe your runaasy hus band, madam," aaid the detective. "I am not sura that I ever aaw him. Has he any facial peculiarities or distinguishing marks about him?" "I don't know whether he has now ir not." answered the deserted wife; "but. when he went away he had the markj of me ten finger nails on his ugly mug." Chicago Tribune. Grimsby So rou want to marry my daughter, sir? What are your principles? Are you temperate? Thlmsby Temperate! Why. I am an strict that H gives me pain even to find my boots tight. St. Louis Times. FEMININE SACRIFICE. Carolyn Wells In Harper's Weekly, Bant, bant, bant! Oh, 'ahlon, at thy decree; And 1 would that my tongue could wen come Th things thst taste good to me. Oh, well for th elderman'a wife. That she bravely starves to get slinn And well for th tailor maid Who runa and Jumps In the gym. And the stately hlpa go "off. ' " " CTIa surely a wondrous feat!) ' . But, oh, for a touch of mayonnaise! And the taste of a thing that Is &wet Bant, bant, bant! Oh, Fashion, at thy decree; But the tender trace of a rounded form Will never com back to ma! SHOULDERS and Douglas Sts. WILCOX, Mgr. PIANO BARGAIN WEEK at A. Hospe Co., 1313 Deugla Street. The very best Pianos, the fin est rases, the newest styles, utt at bargain prices. We are selling- the Kranich Bach, the Krakauer, the Buah Lane. the Kimball, the Hal let- B B D B B The greatest