THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: THURSDAY. APRIL 1, 1900. The Omaha Daily. Dra FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSEWATKft VICTOR ROIEWATER, EDITOR. Entrd at Omilit postofflc aeoeod class matttr. TERMS Or SUBSCRIPTION. Dally Km (without Sunday), year... Daily B.s and Sunday, on yar . DELIVERED BT CARRIER. Dally Be (Including Sunday). Pv wk '? Dally B without Sunday. per wfc.. I Fvcnlnt Baa (without Sunday). " wa .T F.vnlng He (with Sunday). Pr wk.. 10o Sunday Be, ona Jrar J-JJ Saturday Baa. on year Address all complaints of lrrularltls la delivery t- City Circulation Department, office Omaha Yh Be Building. South On ha Twenty-fourth an I. Council niufrt-U Prott Straat. Llweoln ) Little Building. hlcai-lMI Mamuctta Binding. . New Yerk-Rooma 1101-110 N. 14 Wt Thirty-third Streef. Washington 723 Fourteenth Straet. W. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to nws arid 1 torlal matter aliould ha addrsd: Omaha B, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES Remit hv draft. xpr or pnel erdsf payebl to Tha Be Publishing Company. Only 2-cnt atampa received In payment or malt account. Perannal check a. emcept on Omaha or eastern txthang, not accepted. STATEMENT Or CTRCTTtATTON. State of Nehraaka. Douglas County Oeorra B. Tischuek. rssiirf of Tha Publishing WmpitiT, betnsj ur sworn. that tha actual number of full and completj eopfe of The Dally. Morning. Cvlng and Jtindsy Bee printed during tha month el February. isos. waa a follows: 1 SS.tlS II... SS.SS4 t tt.iro is s a,ooo it ss.no t,os :i US.SM !,080 " II SSVS9 ........... sstso ' si a,eso T 37,000 ti moo fSM II S,S St. II SSJaM t. SS.0SS 14 SMS0 H UJM . ! 1 SSS30 II i'S.SSO i ... ss,rss , it s,oao 14 ST.S0S STJ Total i,rr.co Lt unsold m rttira4 opl. S.SS Net TOU! l.oTf.trlS Dally avrag Ss Q SO. B. TZSCHUCK. Treaaurer. Subacrlbed in my presone and swor to before sn this 1st day of March, IMS 1 . M. P. WALKER, (SaD Notary Fubllo. WBEB CT OF TOW. . Sahaerifcw IssBTlnaj tha etty tea worarlly ahoailS hav Tho aaalleS the as. ASSroaa will I Samara aa ( mm niHl4, Now to get ready for th real tug at wsr. - 'Ware the Innocent-iooklng package on the sidewalk. Boston is Jiving up to its traditions by denouncing the proposed tax on tea. It seems that not only the primary ballot, ( but the voters likewise, ro uted.' ' It is Just as well to remember that as yet there has been no change made in the tariff schedules. ' 4 " Even James J. Hill has refused longer to give the pessimists s peg to hang their laments on. Castro blames the United States for his troubles. If this nation is guilty it is probably glad of it. Speaking of names. Captain Wind man of the British army is ths inven tor of the latest airship. A tax on oratory and near-oratory might cause congress to hasten the disposition of the tariff bill. i It is complimentary to Mr. Roose velt that none of the newspapers seem to think that "Ex-" fits him. Apparently the real achievement in s tariff bill Is to fix it so the consumer will pay the tax without knowing It. "There Is something in America be sides money and politics," says the Loridon National Review. The tariff, for Instance. "Hip pockets were unknown In 1800." says a magaxlne writer. They bought it In Jugs instead of bottles in those days. ' ' Newport is anxious to know how to treat the son of the kaiser, who la coming over for a visit. Might offer kirn beer, as a starter. Castro says he is sure the people of Venezuela are ready to receive him. Indeed they are and, according to re ports, they have a rope handy. ,Taken altogether, the voters of Omaha when put to the test-know enough to pick the scalawags out and tend them back to th rear benches. , A scientist has succeeded In breed ing a duck without a breastbone. Now let him come to the relief of ths board ers by breeding . a chicken without wings. An eastern magallne editor declares that ths voices of American women are too shilU, Evidently he has heard some of them discussing the tariff on stockings. . Th Washington correspondent who finds on schedule In ths. tariff bill upon which all congressmen agree will have s real aensatlon to spring on a waiting public. At last accounts the relief expedi tion reported that It had been unable to find a trace of Joseph Benson For aker, who left Washington In a blind ing political snow storm on March 4. last Th discovery of a British scientist that ttrconlum and thorium may b transmuted Into carbon will b cheer ing news to those of us who hav been worried about what we were to do with our surplus stocks of ilrronium siut thorium. The City Primsriei. The results of the city primaries make known to the voters what the lineup will be in Omaha this spring between the two political parties con tending for Control of the municipal government The democrats have practically en dorsed the administration of Mayor Dahlman and his associates in the va rious executive offices and council, and by so doing announce that they will come before the people on the record they have made during the past three years. The republicans have headed their ticket with the name of former City Attorney Breen and have given him a supporting column of candidates which, on the whole, is Individually and collectively superior to the demo cratic ticket In point of ability and standing in the community. There may be one or two weak men who have succeeded in securing nomina tions in a large field, but none ot them are notoriously unfit or disreputable. Omaha is conceded to be a repub lican city and, moreover, is made up of cltfsens. the great majority of whom desire good, clean, efficient municipal government. The people of Omaha would like to have the stand ing and credit of their city raised not only In their own estimation, but in ths prestige it commands abroad, and after a three years' experience with Mayor "Jim" are, we believe, ready to turn again to the republicans for better things. The record of the democrats and the issues of the campaign will, of course, come in for outspoken discus sion in these columns as the campaign progresses. Tariff and the Census. The senate . at Washington haa served formal notice on the house that the appropriation bill, for the taking of the 1910 census, will be ths only measure, besides the tariff bill, considered at the present session of congress. The senators take the position that any attempt to go Into general legislative matters w',11 but result in delaying the tariff bill, where speedy disposition Is demanded by th business interests of the country. Under the circumstances, the sen ate's decision will meet the approval of the public, although a general im pression prevails that congress might easily take time to pass the bill ad mitting Arlsona and New Mexico to statehood, and, perhaps, act upon the postal savings bank bill, which has already been thoroughly considered by both branches of congress. On the other hand, the country Is await ing final action on the tariff bill. The house Is threshing along on the meas ure, without creating any special inter est, the understanding being that the senate will hSve the' final word, and there is some anxiety to have the bill passed by the house and quickly sent to consideration in the upper body. Haste is not essential, however, as the senate ' finance '.committee is already discussing a tentative bill to be offered as a substitute for the house bill. In the meantime, the house members may have their oppor tunity to make their speeches for and against the measure, which will be eventually passed about as the lead ers have framed It, and then go to the senate for remodeling and get the finishing touches in conference. The Increase in Imports. Detailed reports of the bureau of statistics for the month of February offer much encouragement to the busi ness Interests of the country , and to the students of foreign trade condi tions, who look to the imports as the best key to the revenue resources. For the month of February, ordinarily a quiet month, in international trade, the Imports were valued at $118,635,807, an increase of $34,000,000 over Feb ruary, 1108, and the heaviest impor tation for any single month since August 1907. The total' Imports for 1907 were the largest In our history, yet the Imports for th first seven months of the pres ent fiscal year show many articles of Import greater than for the corre sponding period of two years ago. The increase is largely in raw materials, including chemicals, coffee, fibres, hides and skins, cocoanut, olive and palm oil, raw silk and raw wool, indi cating anew the demands of Ameri can industries for matetrlal to be woven or worked Into superior manu factures by American skilled labor. Illustrating the increases in various lines of imports, the Bureau of Fed eral Statistics says: The I m porta of dutiable hides during the flrat seven montha of the fiscal year 1907 Ware 75.000.000 pounda. compared with 10S.OOO.0O0 pounda during the first aeven montha of thla year. The Importa of hldea and aklns of all kinds, free and dutiable, ahow. Increase from IO2.O0U.Q00 pounda In 1907 to 141.000.0u0 pounds In 109. Lend hows, for tha aame period, an Increase from . 000,000 pounda to 134.000.u00 pounds; automobiles from 79 to IF: India rubber from 41.000,000 pounda to 4k.000.0u0 pounds; plcaa from SO.OuO.OOO pounda to 41.000,000, and tea. M.000.000 pounda to so.ooo.ooo. Tha gaina' In coffee, copper, flbrea. raw ailk. rlca and wool are email, ranging from I to IS per cent." but thejr'are' gains, and under the circumstances they ste notable. Compared with the condition existing a year ago, the Improvement la atriking. Th significant feature of these re ports Is that the commercial and Industrial worlds have recovered a degree of confidence that ran not be Impaired, even by a fight over tariff schedules, which Is usually adequate to unsettle business conditions for an Indefinite term. In almoat every line there is either a. demand, for goods or an assurance of a brisk demand as soon aa th tariff legislation shall have been enacted. Cotton manufac turers are busy, and the Importers of fibres, hides, rsw silk, rubber and wool have been buying In anticipation of future orders. The Importers and manufacturers are compelled, by the very nature of their business, to sntlcl pate th wants snd needs of consum ers, and the mere fact that they are Investing liberally Is most encouraging. No Tax on Coffee. The senate committee on finance, which has th tariff bill under dis cussion, although the measure has not yet come from the house, has decided to strike out the countervailing tax on coffee Imported from countries where sn export tax is placed against that article. The provision waa aimed directly at Bratil, which haa an export tax on coffee as one of the chief sources of Its national revenue. It Is apparent that some of the big speculators have been urging the re tention of the proposed coffee tax schedule. It Is charged that more than 4,000.000 bags of Brazilian cof fee Is being held by the syndicate In American and European warehouses, ready to be unloaded on the American market If the Payne bill should be passed, unchanged, by congress. This would csuse an Increase In the price of coffee equal to the Brazilian export tax, and would net the syndicate about $1.20 a bag, or nearly $5,000,- 000 on the coffee held in storage. Such a pick-up of the syndicate would come out of the pockets of the Amer ican consumers without yielding any revenue to the government. It is esti mated that the coffee in the ware houses, ready to be dumped on the market, would aupply the American demand for at least two years. If this condition Is correctly stated, it would defeat the purpose of the meas ure as a revenue proposition and add a useless and unnecessary burden to the consuirer. The railroad commissioner of Illi nois are printing figures to show that the Illinois lines are Increasing their traffic find making more money under the 2-cent-a-mlle rate than they did when the rate was 3 cents. Those commissioners are liable to find them selves in contempt of Judge McPher- sou's court. lift me win, if I may, when the game's afoot, 1-t me msster my Fata when I choose her; But my soul's deep cry in the fiht, O Iord, If I fall let me be a good loser! Respectfully dedicated to those who also ran. . The city council Is still Instructing the city engineer to do street work Just as if the old charter remained unchanged. The council, however, will soon hurry to annex all the pa tronage which it was supposed to acquire by virtue of charter amend ments. The prospects are that ' the next primary election we will hold will be under the system of the wide-open ballot. If so, pity the poor Judges and clerks of election who will, doubt less, have to be Impressed into the service by a drafting officer. If this is the way Mayor "Jim" does It with an elective police board hanging over his head, bow could he have done any more it the legislature had made the police board appointive and lodged the appointing power , in his hands? The ease with which the Donohoe bill has been killed would Indicate that it was put up as a straw man for the purpose of being knocked down. Listen to the World-Herald make a noise like Cock Robin. Jim Jeffries says if he fights Jack Johnson the fight will have to take place in America. May have to elect those two men to congress, as prize fighting is under ban everywhere else. We trust there is nothing to the re port that a conspiracy exists among seven teams of the American league to prevent the Washington ball team from getting out of last place thla year. It Is said that Mr. Harrlman will name a consulting board to aid him in running his business. Mr. Roosevelt, on account of his absence in Africa, will be unable to serve on the board. Seven different states are now claiming "Mrs! Helen Boyle." the woman kidnaper, as a native. It Mrs. Boyle escapes Jail she need not hope to escape a vaudeville engagement. Wanted: Some kind of an auto matic counter that will bring primary election returns in as early as the vot ing machine makes the regular elec tion returns available. A Texan pleads self-defense In mur dering a man whom h stabbed sixty seven times. Doubtless he would hav shown malice If he had slabbed bis victim cqce more. A ProStahle Conelaalon. Washington Post. Xfter carefully looking over the ground In Nebraska, Bryan concludes there la more fun in remaining a prophet than try ing to be a senator. Where Heforuy Halt. Boston Herald. The Pullman company la to make a dif ferential rate between upper' and lower berths. While in th mood for reform, th company should put a prohibitive rat on the passenger who tries to bring In a snore. Pay t or Vlalk. Boston Tranacr.pt. Railroad pass reform In New Hampshire aeema actually coming, sinra th terms of tha federsl anti-paaa law hav been vir tually adopted without a dissenting voice In the, lower house. Th long i-ampslgn for more wholesome conditions in th Granite State la at laat bearing fruit. BRYAN AND TAINTED MONEY. Blue Springe Sentinel: The state nnlver alty will not receive any of Carnegie's cash a a penalon fund. Bryan a Influence killed the bill. One wotnter!. however, what dif ference there la between Csrfiegte's money snd Bennett's. It mikes a whole lot of difference In life whose ox geta gored. Pender Republican- The democratic leg Islatura haa turned down the Carnegie pen sion fund for our state university profes sors because they esy Mr. Carnegie's money is "talnti-d." But we presume about the only taint the average university pr1 fessor would feel about the pension is, "taint" enough. Loup CHy Northwestern: Bryan'a big atlck seems to hsve fulL sway over the democratic legislators and they have spurned the Carnegie, pension fund for re tired educations! professors. Tainted Car negie money Is so much worse In Brysn's nostrils thsn tainted saloon license money. Bryan Is proving a peerless trimmer par excellence. Ord Quis: Brysn oppoeed the scceptance of the Carnegie pension for old university Instructors on the gtound of Its being "tainted money." No man should deny us a blessing without supplying s substitute. We suppose If Brysn should offer to sup ply the pension It would be sll right. Now, compare the tslnt on Csrnegle's and Bryan's money. Carnegie made his money by the application of strict business prin ciples, great energy, daring and foresight. Bryan mads hia by fooling tha people with absurd politic si propositions which never stand tha teat of more than one campaign, oven In the mind of Bryan himself. Csrne gle has done much for th country, while Bryan haa never benefited anyone but him self. . Bo far as taint Is concerned Bryan has Carnegie beaten a thousand miles. FaJrbury Gazette: Mr. Bryan and th democratic legislature at Lincoln have repudiated their own doctrines. They were unwilling to let the people rule when It csme to deciding the momentous questions ss to whether or not the Carnegie pension fund should be accepted. In the face of a protest against lobbies and lobbyists they found that, having no mind of their own, they were obliged to send for their only original at en tor to solve the problem for them. To lobhy In the cloakroom and hotels is a sin, but to lobby on the floor of the house, is righteously personified, espe cially when the lobbyist is the peer less one. He came, he looked over the situation snd quickly decided whst to do. "No compromise)," ssld Bryan. "We need the money no doubt, but It will never do to admit the fact. Let tha superannuated teachers starve snd ahow thus by their indifference to money the superiority of mind over matter. B plurtbus unum! 810 semper tyrannls! Pro bono publico! "Let the people, rule!" Crete Vlndette-Hersld: Th university professors and students who temporarily deserted thelt psrty last fall snd cast their votes for Mr. Bryan on account of state prido a.re In a serious state of meditation at the present time. When It came to ac cepting the Carnegie fund for the benefit Of aged and retired professors. Mr. Bryan wss actuated by a maudlin sentiment rather than state pride or any special Interest In the welfare of retired professors or of the state university. Mr. Bryan Is very scrupulous regarding "tainted money." He was not so particular when Daly and Hearot, Bulllvan, Taggart and Guffy were contributing their thousands to his csm paign fund. If any of their money was "tainted." and he could withstand the "taint." isn't, It. r Just possible that the professors of ffco university could also have warded,a any undue Influence of Mr. Carnegie. ..Over, twenty states of the union have already .accepted the funds. but noo but .Nebraska is in the "shabby Senteel" or "holier than thou" class all by ltaelf. Falrbury News: Through Mr. Bryan's Influence with a democratic ' legislature Nebraska has been placed In a class along with Oklahoma In refusing to accept the Carnegie pension fund, snd It Is Impossible to estimate the Injury that will accrue to the educational Intereats of the stste thereby. Mr. Bryan is making sn exhibi tion of consistency thst is certainly win ning him no friends In Nebraska. A few years ago It was largely through his per sonal supplications that the city of Lin coln waa granted a generous slice of th Bcotchmsn's fortune to establish a publlu library. It Js the same money now that It was then. What strsnge freak of con science ciuld have Impelled him to cringe, crawl and beg for the favors of the steel magnate then and denounce them aa de basing now? When Mr. 4Bryan waa en gaged In a feverish h-gal battle with a widow woman, for a few thousands of the Bennett estate, there waa no Indication that he had any fear of being contaminated by contact with the tainted gold. The possi bilities of personal profit have always acted as an antidote to Mr. Bryan'a con science when '"tainted" money was under consideration. HariBonloua Brethren. Boston Herald. Hot tlmea In democratic congressional circles In Washington. Bolter Francis Bur ton Harrison, having been requested by one of the regulars to oblige him by going to a certain specified hot place, Bolter Harrison begs the regular gentleman to be ao kind as to go and sit down on a caks of ice. And thus the merry round of crim inations and recrimlnationa proceeds from one extreme of temperature to the other. Man's (irealer Liberty. Boston Olobe. According to the fashiona for spring there are going to be acme freak things In men's clothes, too. But that will not mat ter much, since men do not have to be In faahlon with their clothea, whether thev like the fashiona or not. A tonic of general and genuine value is needed in every home. It helps to maintain complete vigorous health, which is the foundation ot all auccess. FaftsS Extract guards the hsalth of ths whole household. It is accepted by phy siciana everywhere as an eminently dependable tonic. No other remedy approaches its value for convales cence, anaemia, nervousness, in somnia, dyspepsia and nursing mothers. asMf tjWJ It JVbj Pmlt , OrtUr Dons from Your Locvl Drug gist (5 &i Health rfW&$5) F0rA11 Washington Life Short Sn taatde a Xpivodaa tkai Mark rrsfrass of at tk aiatioa's OwptWO. The transition from bulldog "Pete" to a mooley cow In the scenic effects of th White House lot provokes pat and perti nent reflections on administrative changes. "Pete." ss readers will recall, represented the strenuous life, but lacked discrimi nating tssle In selecting trousers to chew cn. He might hav been si red for a long career of usefulness did he not thought lessly insert his molsrs In the nether gar ment of a diplomat, sorely Jsrrlng the dig nity and feelings of a representative of some effele monarchy. In extenustlou of Pete's undogly action It wns said st the time tlist the spectscle wss too tempting to resist, but the excuse hsd no weight and Pete ceased to be a visible part of the animated scenery. The advent of th peaceful and ricturesque bossy In th ad ministration clover patch moves th Wssh Ington Post to these reflections: Hsppy. happy spot! When Mooley mams through those sequestered groves, fsuns snd satyrs shyly return, and peep from behind the mssslve trunks; Mooley's mellow lowing brings echoes, ss from the pipes of Pan; tumult snd annoyance are expelled from this delectable spot and the ehsrp yelps of Fighting Pete sre drowned In oblivion. Time hss run bsrk snd fetched the sg of gold. Mioley hss not been In office long enough to have displayed all her Intellectual pe culiarities, but as th hsrbinger of the new era she Is well worth the study of all statesmen. Th difference between Mooley and Pete Is, of course, obvious, but the full significance of this difference Is still to be observed. Pete belonged to the Impres sionistic school. There was scarcely a di plomat upon whom he did not leave the Imprint of his Individuality. Mooley, on th other hand. Is pensive snd retiring. She loves the quiet life and abhors the spirit which would stir up complications between this government and foreign representa tives. Diplomats msy come snd dlplomsts may go without fear or hindrance from Mooley. She Is a strict constitutionalists, snd while Insisting upon her rights, she does not believe in the usurpation of au thority. So far ss Mooley Is concerned, th three great co-ordinate branches of the government will enjoy their prerogatives undisturbed, snd this government will maintain a correct attitude toward sll for eign powers.. All hall to Mooley, snd may she be a prophet as well ss a benefactress! "The possibilities of the wireless tele graph In all th work of modem Industry are Immense," said Dr. Frederick H. Mll lener of Omaha, wireless expert of the I'nlon Psclfic railroad, to a Washington Post reporter. "It may be noted that whereas It will not tske the place of our wlr Installa tions at present. It will sdd to their ef ficiency. With proper control of th wire less installation, telephones can be sig naled from a distance, messages aent to any point, and then transmitted by means of a wireless telephone. In thst. wsy the Installations of copper wire will be re duced; torpedoes can -be controlled and steered, guns fired from a point far sway from where they are stationed. Many wireless experts hav thought that tho Japanese used the wireless system to blov up the Russian ships. "Th wireless for telegraph purposes will become more and more Improved, but the simple fact remains that In all such work ths man who can make the bis rest sound will get ahead of all others. Ons of the Important uses of the wireless will be thst of making more efficient the block system in use on railroads, so that It wilt be pos sible to signal a train at almost any point along Its rout." That President Tart will retain snd ex tend the Roosevelt policy of requiring com petitive civil service examination for ad mission to the conaular service, is the positive aasertlon of the Wsshington cor respondent of th New York Evening Post. This service was rescued from th spoils system by an executive order of June 7, 190S. The terma of thla order will be kept In effect, and it la not Improbable that Secretary Knox will devise other safeguards and provisions which will elimi nate all political appointments whatso ever to any conaular office. These as sertions sre made upon th best possible authority. The postponement of the consular ex amination scheduled for March 7 waa purely a matter of decorum, but gave rise to a report that the new administration had de cided upon restoring th consular offlcea to th spoilsmen and making them part of the patronage of senators and representatives. Reasons for postponing th examinations of applicants for places in the consular service are simple. Under the practice of th Stale department candidatea for this examination were deaignated two montha ago. The new administration cam Into office m day or two before tha time set for the examination to be held. I'nder the circumstances it wss thought best to avoid possible complications by csnceling the des ignations of candidates and ordering a nw examination. Possibly the entire, list of candidatea will b renamed when another competitive examination ia ordered. It is probable, however, that Secretary Knox lll regard the precedent vof the depait ment and make his designation of candi dates two months before th examination ia held. Various causes have been given for the attempt of Chief "Crasy Snake ' to ahoot up a aection of Indian Territory and buck I'ncle Bam. Th real reason may b found In the fact that "Crasy Snake" waa In Washington during th Inauguration and celebrated with the reat of tha Indians. How long the chief celebrated la not known, but it Is evident he returned to the resr vatlon with a dark brown taata In his mouth, an expanded head and a hummer of a headache. The chief's aecond son, known as Thomas Wilson, remained In Washington, but professes Ignorance of th causa of his father'a outburat. Loyalty to lather ia atolcal and characteristic of muny tribe a. Cltlseafalp a Prlvllea. New York Tribune. Here Is one print on which the immigra tion laws might easily b strengthened. American citiienshlp is not a right, but a privilege, and It should he so construed. If the country offers exceptional opportu nities to the strong and intelligent at other countries, it Is worth their while to prov that they are entitled to share in these opportunities. No on ran find any legiti mate fault with thla procedure except tha criminal and the Incompetent, and the American people need consult their wishes only In so far aa It may be desirable to find out what they would prefer and then act to the contrary. Me Dlsrrlsalaatl. Pittsburg Dispatch. Th Insistence of that perfectly charming lady that whll ah may slssl children for blackmail ah would b above uaing vulgar and unseemly language, ia one of th lat est example of nice discrimination. Y s V JsrrJ s LA The most highly refined and healthful of baking powders. Its constant use in almost every American household, its sales all over the world, attest its wonderful popularity and usefulness. PERSONAL NOTES. April Fool's day. Paus a moment before you kick the concealed brick. New York City's opinion of subways msy be Judged from the fact that the new pro jects under discussion call for an invest ment of $600,000,000. Texas students deprived a professor of a set of whiskers. Aa ar mitigating circum stance It msy be mentioned thst the whis kers were of the side variety. A New York Judge haa decided that a man must not be sole boss In his own home. The queer thing Is that It took a Judge to say this obvious thing. One of the scientists claims to hav In vented a machine which will make It pos sible to detect liars. He may expect to b demounced by the Ananlis club. Th execution of an Arkansas Inegro was postponed several hours laat Friday In order that the condemned man might sober up sufficiently to know what was hsppen Ing to him. New York has added Columbus dsy to an slready long list of legsl holidays. After a while there will be so many events to celebrate that the banks may not have any day on which to keep open. Fanny Crosby, the blind hymn writer, observed her WHh birthday when she wss a guest at a reception given In the home of Mrs. Orvllle Reclor by the Fanny Crosby Circle of King's Daughters in Bridgeport, Coqn. Rev. James Rnscoe Dsy, chsncellor of Syracuse university, and Mrs. Dsy. who for a month or more have been staying In Calcutta, India, hav left for a visit to Java and China, and later will go to Manila. AMERICA ESKRGY ABROAD. Harrlman aa Hill latereate Crossing th Ploandartr. Philadelphia Press. Edward H. Ilarrlmsn is bulldit.f a rail road nearly 1.900 miles long in Mexico, and" James J. Hill Is constructing a great line to the Manitoba region of Canada. These ar the most Important enterprises ever undertaken by American capital in foreign countries. When two such sggresslve forces In rail road management go outside of the United States It signifies that our own land Is new pretty thoroughly covered with tracks. Otherwise the scores of millions that must be' Invested ' In our northern and southern neighbors would remain at home to build railroads here, Mexico welcomes American money, and It Is givlnr Mr. Harrlman a substantial subsidy. The field there Is fallow, but not barren. American energy and twentieth century methods in railroading are ex pected to yield a rich harvest for th pioneers who are pushing the great trunk line down th Pacific coast. Only recently th Canadian Pacific com pany "Invaded" th I'nlted State and bought a railroad. It la a good omen for the future when international bourdary lines lire crossed snd recrossed by rail road racks by International Intereats. There is little likelihood of any more were on the Rio Orande, and no cries of "Ftfty-four-forty or fight" will be hesrd In th futur. But peace will be doubly Insured when the North American conti nent Is bound by tracks of aleel as well as by ties of sentiment. THE REAL THING In buying a Spring Suit, of course you want to know that it is right in cut arid in every detail of style. And in spending your money you want to be sure of fullvalue in return. Two particulars in which the Brown ing, King & Company stores are bound to please you. Clothing, Furnishings and Hats. 'Browning.King WW R. S. WILCOX, Manager. iff" PIANOS I B B For Quality, elasticity of action, for durability and artistic rases, there la but one piano it Is the Kranich Bacb. Com par every assertion we here make, piano for piano, and your Judgment will decide In favor of the Kranich ft Bach not to forget the very select the most beautiful veneera used, th ehokest of mahogany and the finest of butt, walnut or oak. Prices rsnge from $400 up, rash or payments . SIOO.OO Buys a select medium grade piano. Full size, Ivory keys, real ma hogany, genuine walnut or natural oak; warranted for ten years. 910.00 sends one home $5.00 per month pavs for It. USED PIANOS. $115. $125. $135 and Up. Many pianos used, shop worn and second hand of standard, medium and cheaper styles, at prices and terma to suit the alee of your pocket book. Piano Tuned. Repaired. Hoard and rUored. B A. HOSPE CO.. A. f-1 LINES TO A LAUGH. Shocked Acquaintance Why, Ua man, 1 thought you wore on the water magon. Slightly Inebriated Pron--Ole fel r, I g-sive my seat to a lady an' got off. Chi cago Tribune. 'They ssy the New Yorker Ilk the new Indon play. 'An Knglishman'a House'." "Yes. I understand they shoot the Eng lishmsn In the climax." "Is It ss brutal as that ?" Cleveland Tlaln Dealer. "It's odd to see that pair together they suit so badly." "Why?" "Because he's a bird and sh's a peach." Baltimore American. Bartender Ssy. what do you think ef this Ides of runnin' cities on the commis sion plan?" ; V , Alderman (from th 'Steenrh wardl I don't know much about It. but I'm agin It The er commissions are mlglitv smell snd they don't go to the right people. Chicsgn Tribune. . ' "Father." aald th minister's little daugh ter, "the paper says you 'nfflcisted st th wedding, clad In the traditional garb of th clergv.' Whst dees 'traditional' mean? ' " 'Traditional.' my dear." answered the good msn ss he looked st his chean suit of black with a sigh, "refers to something thst has been handed down." Chicago News. Lswver-Dld you take cognlssnc of the prisoner when he wss 1n the ssloon? Witness No. sir; all 1 took was Just one little drink. Baltimore American. "Are von still helping thst poiSr fknillr"'' "I'm trying to help them, t gave th mother some money th other dav o thst she would feel Independent of her drunken husband." . . -. , "Well?" "Well, she had her husMnd arrested f' besting her and .then psld his fin lh the money I gsve per." Cleveland Flaln Dealer. ' ' APRIL FOOL LAND. Georre Phillips In St. Nichols. There's a Joyful land. I understand, For th folks who know the way: It's hsrd to lesrn th place to turn'. And it can't be reached in a day. Oh. a tricksy road And a mlxey rrad, That leads to th Joyful Town, Where every rule Is April Fool And th streets run upside down. Policemen bold sre clowns, I'm told, And all the money Is Jokes.' '' And ss for the King, In the land I sing He's the fellow that's best at a hoax. Oh, the royal crown In the Joyful Town Is the Jingling Jester's csp. For every rule Is April Fool And every door a trap! With wily cars must you bWsr Of the sign poets In thst town: - , They slwsys sound the other way rouna And they're mostly upside down. The pi crusts hid White mice Inside. And th frightened guests all scream For every rul Is April Fool And school's sn Idle dream. Small children play their tricks all dny And nevrr are spanked at all: And harlequins with pointed chins Are glcfully playing ball. Th rain and sun Join in th fun To trick th Wather Msn For every rule is April Foot And cooks play Patty-Pan! Now. one a year the folk com her, And a Joyful time have thev! They turn the town quit upside down On April Fool his day, If I could find The rosds thst wind Acrom to Joyful Town, I'd bsckwsrd run and hav some fua With Harlequin and Clown. Where every rule I April Fool And streets lead upside down! & Company Kranich & Each i B I I B 1 B i sesx rt ,1 ar 4 I Jl J J' aa