4 'THE OMAHA DAILY HEE: TUESDAY. MARCH 23. 1000. The Omaha Daily Her FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROBEWATF.R VICTOR ROBEWATER. EDITOR F.ntered at Omihi poatofflce aa second class matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Daily Bra (without Sunday), one year. ..$4 00 Dally ftee and Sunday, una year DELIVERED BT CARRIER. Daily Re (Inoludlng Sunday), pw week IS Dally Bee (without Sunday), per week., inc. Fvenlng Ph (without Sunday), Pr wefk o Evening Roe (with Sunday), per week.. lOc Sunday He. one year """ t X Saturday Ree, one year s0 Addreaa all complaints o( Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICF.S. Omaha The Bee Building 'r South Omaha Twenty-fourth and Council Bluffa 15 Scott Street. l.lneoln Ms Little Building. ChtragolM Marquette R illdlng. New York-Rooms 1101-UOJ No. 34 Went TMrty-thlrd 8tret. , Washington 723 Fourteenth Street, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. CommunlcaMona relating to newa and edi torial matter should be addressed: Omaha Ree. Editorial Department. REMITTANCES remit hv draft, express or postal order rsyahla to The Bee Publishing Company. ln1v "-rent atampa received In payment rr rnall account. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. STATEMENT OF C1HCTTLATION. State of Nebraska. Douglas County, aa.: Oeorga B. Taachuck. treasurer of The Bea Publishing company, being duly awom. eaya that the actual numbor Of full and complete copies of The Datl' Morning. Evening and S.inday Bee Tvrlnted ditrlng the month of February, 1900. was as follows: I M.tlO IK SS.tBO Bt.lTO 1 aa.OTO 39,009 17 SS.TT0 4 S9.0M If KS.tSO 1 3t,050 Jt 88,990 38.980 !0 39.060 T 37,000 M ST.100 I 99.830 J J 40.920 a 39,380 21 38,830 19 38390 S4 P9.330 II 39,053 IS 39.810 It 88.830 it 360 It 38,780 ti. IW,030 14 37.300 IS 37,130 Total 1,087,090 Li sa unsold and returned coplea. 8,963 Net Total 1,077.088 Dally iverigo 38,468 GEO. B. TZ3CHUCK, Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 1st day of March. lu. M. P. WALKER. (Seal) Notary Public. WHEN OCT OP TOWlf. subscribers leaving the city tein lionrlly ahoala have The Bea mailed to. thru. Address Trill be) liunueil aa often as"reiOvtel. -ut-ly. Toblned yet? i ot innately, or unfortunately, there i.j tariff on sasiafraa bark. ftil), ihoHe for whom an inheritance lux lias no fears are In the majority. It will be but ,a few weeks now un til Mr. Roosevelt will be spending his time editing lions. Somehow those Bostonians are slow about expressing their views of the proposed tax on tea. Mr.. Bryan says he does not read fiction. " Many authors refuse to read their own productions. Still., the average male person will not object to having a tax placed on lea, pink and other varieties. The proposed balloon trip from Bos ton to Seattle Is to be undertaken by a man whose first name is Helm. Carrie Nation came home on the Baltic from Europe and the vessel was naturally In a storm all the way across. The insurgents who failed to get Speaker Cannon's head will probably find even greater difficulty In getting his eye. This Is the great season for colds, but there Is the consolation of know ing that licorice is to be placed on the free-list, St. Petersburg furnishes the start ling .Information that another Russian prince has died, without artificial as sistance. Aa to that increased tariff on stock ingH.,' Omaha women stand ready to join their sisters in putting a foot down) on it. Our democratic city clerk baa gone up against the Thirteen club. Probably in preparation for entertainment by Uie Twenty-three club. Mayor Jim's defl to his enemies would sound more like the real thing If he had scattered a few more poker table terms through It. At any rate, Kansas City can never have an accident like that at Montreal, where a train broke into the union station and killed a lot of folks. Home rule for Omaha under the new democratic city charter will begin with the appointment of a new police board by (he governor at Lincoln. The next peace agreement In Cen tral America should be put up without the use of benzoate of soda, which causes fermentation In hot weather. A New York heiress has married a poor carpenter. On the square, it is said to have been a case of plane love the first time they saw each other. Another way to provide Omaha with cleaner streets would be to enforce the ruin against dirt-bauling wagons that spill their contents on the pavement. It may yet require a board of arbi tration to settle the differences be tween the local democratic organ and Edgar Howard's Columbus Telegram. Most of the Jurors In the Coopor C'armack rase were unable to read and, therefore, failed to recognUe the un written law when it was shown to i beta. Prospect of a Coal Strike. Indications again point to a Rc-noral strike of the anthrnclte cnnl miners soon after April 1. when the present agreement between the workmen and the operators expires by limitation. The operators have emphatically de clined the demands made by the miners and the miners are insistent that there shall be a tie-up in the industry unless the demands are granted. The anthracite miners ask for an right-hour day without reduction of wages and for an Increase of 10 per cent in wages of $1.50 a day or less, and an Increase of 5 per cent In wagon between $1.50 and $2 a day. The most Important demand, however, so far as the chance of an agreement Is concerned, Is that the operators recog nize the United Min Workers of America. This organization, which Is now dominated by the bituminous miners, declares its Intention to force recognition or cause a general strike in the anthracite regions. The miners ask also for a one-year agreement In stead of a three-year agreement, as provided by the, original anthracite strike commission appointed by Presi dent Roosevelt. There appears to be no aims In common between President Lewis of the United Mine Workers' union and the anthracite operators upon which an agreement might be reached. The operators express their wJlltnRncss to deal with a union of tuck own em ployes, but refuse to deal with officers of the soft coal union. President Lewis is naturally fighting to make his organization dominant In the an thracite fields, as well as in the bitu minous. The situation after April I will rest with the anthracite miners themselves, and the indications all are that they will adhere to the union and that a strike must follow. Without reference to the merits of the controversy, this is the worst pos sible time for a strike. The country still has many unemployed men and a coal strike would cause a halting in the industries rather than the Im provement already setting in. In the famous anthracite strike six years ago public sentiment was almost entirely with the miners, and it Is admitted that the agreement made between the operators and the workmen, at the in stance of the strike commission, has worked well and largely to the advan tage of the workmen. Popular sym pathy will go to the miners again, only if It IS shown'that they first exhausted all resources to secure a new agree ment on reasonable terms. A Remedy for Revolutions. Secretary of State Knox should not overlook the significance of the latest news of the progress Of the' war be tween Nicaragua and Salvador. The report Is meager, but It; furnishes a hint of means by whicn'a shrewd diplomat may be able to make future wars in Central America Impossible. The steamship Acapulco has just touched a' Pacific coast point w ith the information that the war between Sal vador and Nicaragua was stopped for a couple of days in order to give the residents of the town of Acajutla an opportunity to attend a circus. When the steamer arrived at Acapulco the town was under martial law and troops were being hurried to the fron tier to engage In deadly conflict with the hated invaders. The next day a circus came to town and the war was declared off for the time being. The martial fever died down and all the population turned out to see the ele phant and join in salvos of applause for the queen of bareback riders. Perhaps the Central Americans kick up their frequent revolutions, insur rections and wars largely because they lack entertainment of a more divert ing and less harmful kind although a Central American war never scares the life insurance companies very much. It would seem to be the natu ral Inference then, that if Secretary Knox will just engage a circus to tour the country when the war fever be comes acute a deal of diplomatic bother may be saved. Bryan's Birthday Speech. Here are three quotations from Mr. Bryan's birthday speech as reported in the local Bryanlte organ: I 1ki that circumstances ' will never again make me available for another office. It is up to Mr. Bryan. -..-He has him self made the circumstances whenever he has run for office. I would rather be connected with the movement to iurlfy politics than to draw a president' salary. This alternative is entirely unneces sary. Mr. Taft will do both. He roundly criticised the twenty-three democrats who deserted the party and the allied Insurgenta to Join the Cannon forcea. The corporation or trust strings on moBt of these twenty-three democrats were well known before the election. Why did not Mr. Bryan denounce them during the campaign? A Veteran on the Road. Although just turned 71 years, Ed ward Payson Weston has started ou a pleasant little pedestrian junket from New York to San Francisco, a matter of 4,300 miles, which ha proposes to negotiate in 100 days. Forty-one years ago Weston astonished the world by walking from Portland, Me., to Chi cago, a distance of 1,230 miles. In thirty days and a year ago he made the same trio and reduced his record by twenty-three hours. The present junket of Weston is not I in ft made on a wager, but is rather a voluntary trip on the part of the veteran pedestrian, who'll some thing of a preacher in his way and takes this method of illustrating the soundness of his doctrines. He holds the hygienic theory that total ab stinence and a daily walk in the open Ir are the surest guatautles of sound health and long life. That he Is con fidently undertaking a cross-continent walk at his age In life would seem to prove the soundness of his theories, so far at least as he Is concerned. It might sadly hamper the indus trial and economic affairs of the na tion If all men were to keep them selves fit, at any age, to start on a walking trip across the continent, but undoubtedly the general health of the people would be greatly Improved If more men and women should adopt thp Weston plan of taking a walk every day In the open air and make a study of diet adapted to their special needs. The West in Congress. The reorganization of the commit tees In the two houses of congress is sure to emphasize the growing Influ ence of the west In national legislation. While the west has never been want ing In strong men in congress, it is plain to impartial observers that the west has been steadily gaining upon tho east and now holds a more com manding position for shaping national legislation than ever before. It Is gratifying to know that In the re-arrangement of the senate commit tees the two senators from Nebraska have moved forward and will In this congress occupy positions better calcu lated to impress their mark upon the work of the senate than heretofore. Whatever may be said of the advan tage of strong personality, the only way results can be obtained in the senate Is by exerting it in the commit tees as well as on the floor, and the most brilliant speaker without useful committee assignments may accom plish nothing substantial. In the house the Nebraska delega tion, having been actively affiliated with the insurgent group. Is not likely to fare specially well on the commit tees. Among the Insurgents, however, at least one of the Nebraska members occupies a position of leadership, and from this point of vantage should be able to protect the interests of the state. If the final outcome of the bat tle should favor the Insurgents, Ne braska's republican congressmen con tributing lo that result could con fidently expect recognition. Unfortu nately, three of Nebraska's six con gressmen are In the democratic ranks, where they can be of but doubtful service to their constituents. Those Water board lawyers are still wrestling with the formulation of the proposition for the Issue of $6,500,000 of bonds. If it is as hard work as all that to draw up the bond proposition look out for another big bill of attor neys' fees for the taxpayers to liquidate. With Edward Payson Weston walk ing Hcross the continent and Dan Broutliers going back to professional base ball, no one need be surprised to hear of David Bennett Hill and Henry Gassoway Davis coming out for a fresh start In their political careers. A New York dispatch says that Jack Binns has returned to work in that city. Name sounds familiar, but we can't just place him, unless he Is one of the men who was prominently men tioned for a cabinet position. Present prospects are that the sigh of relief that will bo up all over Ne braska when the now expiring legisla ture finally adjourns will be louder and more heartfelt than on any previ ous similar occasion. Economy down at Lincoln means cutting down the appropriations that might be spent under direction of re publican offices and liberality In ap propriations that will be cut up by democrats. , Servia has promised to disband its army and put an end to the Balkan war. It is understood that the army was dissatisfied anyway and wanted to get home in time to do his spring plowing. The Denver Chinaman who thought to escape paying rent by shooting his landlord did even better than he ex pected. He will have neither rent nor board to pay for the next ten years. amaSBsBaamBmmmmmmmmBaaBieBaBmmmSBBasaaaBBB The courts have decided that It Is a breach of the peace to call a man a liar In Georgia. In the old days the calling of a man a liar was promptly followed by a call for the coroner. First he had a finger nail broken and now he Is laid up with rheuma tism in the arms, but Paderewskl has the consolation . of knowing that his hair has not been injured. This talk about "Ransom," coming simultaneously from the scene of the kidnaping at Sharon, Pa., and from the scene of the legislature at Lincoln, is decidedly confusing. Some married men may as well make up their minds to go through a hard summer and fall. The newest styles in women's dresses call for from 250 to 500 buttons. What Would the Heal Thing Dot Philadelphia Ledger. Germany and KngUuid are so scared at a fleet on paper that the effect of a real one. It may he supposed, would be tremend ous. Ilauiahment of Had Urea ma. Chicago Record-Herald. RonsrveJt being out and the Standard O.l cane having been expunged from the d ckel, Chancellor Day's dreams probably aie sweet again. Cariosities of Tostal Laws. 8t. laiuts Globe-Democrat Kleven pounds of merchandise, may he mailed to Mexico U one parcel on payment of $1 SI postage. In mailing the goods from on domestic postofflce to another, though but a few miles off. rlie articles would have l bo divided into three I'd kafcra un.l (he P stage would be H.. Some day congress will wake up to the ncrssity of correcting this absurdity. 4 1 kraal In the tints. Washington Fost. TTie capture by the Bethlehem Btecl com pany of the contract for two warships for Argentina In open competition with the builders of Europe Is a cruel thrust at the ship-subsidy bill. Vlrtoe In (ilrlnar tp Something;. . St. tattle Times. It Is doubtful If a man's posthumous bene factions are credited to him at par on the books of heaven. The virtue of gMng up something one no longer c-iit pofses Is like that which 'oregoeg meat In Lent because It prefers eggs. Be a Sport. Kdrrardl Chicago News. Says Mr. Htirrlman: "It is more or less the rault of the railroads that they have become discredited to such an extent." Come, came. Mr. Harrlman! Be a sport, and lay the blame on the Interstate Com merce commission. The l.aat Shall Re First. Boston Herald. In the case of battleship It Is notably true that the last shall be first; Wyoming and Arkansas are now to have the reward of waiting, by having their names taken by colossal 0.,fl00-ton shlpa. Will not the older slates aoon be feeling- ashamed of their mral namcsakesT Prepared for the Worst. Philadelphia Record. If coal should go up In consequence of a strike it would not disturb the equanimity of the coal companies that expect to have 10.000.n0u tons on hand by the end of this month. They feel about Cue matter, prob ably, very much aa the holdera of some million bugs of coffee do about the pro posed Imposition of a duty of 4 cents. The tax paid by consumers would go to them until the supplies on hand' should- be ex hausted. KniTATIO TIIIIOKill TRAVEL. Valne of Personal Intercourse with he IVople. Boston Herald. Time was when presidents were Inaugu rated and never left Washington until they died or retired from office. Then a change came, and the era of "swinging around the circle" followed. Since President McKlnley there has been far freer movement, both of executives and of their cabinet advisers. The theory has found acceptance now that a problem can be dealt with better If It Is seen at first hand, and If there Is personal Intercourse with those who have to solve It. Most notable of the new precedents of this kind was President Roosevelt's trip to Panama, and Mr. Root's visits to South America and to Canada. Now it is an nounced that President Taft intends to send his cabinet advisers traveling, as one of the surest and quickest ways of educating them for their administrative duties. Trained ns most of them are for dealing with issues from the legal standpoint, he wishes them to see matters from the point of view of the subordinate governmental official, or of the citizen most directly affected by na tional legislation. Hence he has let It be known that the cabinet officers must travel. Profiting himself by this method of educa tion for public service, he expects his ad visers to profit also, and, through them, the nation, PERIIAMi.tK OF TAINT. - Reflections on Nebraska Case of the ." Carnegie Penaloa) Fnnd. - The Independet. (New Yorkl. We are not going -to discuss here the question whether money can be tainted. Although Vespasian told his son Titus, " 'pccunla non olet," money does not smell." the contrary has been very positively asserted. Roger de Coverly saya that "money kept three days stinketh." We do not question that money given for a bad purjxse, as to buy ecclesiastical office called simony or to buy political office called bribery or to control the teaching of n university for a Selfish end, Is tainted money. Equally gll money acquired by., theft, fraud or oppression Is thereby tainted and remains tainted so long as It Is not restored. The money gained op pressively by Zaccheua was tainted until he had restored fourfold; that restitution cleansed it and him. We say we are not raising any question as to whether money can become tainted. We do not doubt that It can. anl that It can remain tainted 'till It Is cleansed: and we do not believe that Vespasian meant to deny tills. So mora did St. Auguatine mean to deny it when he aald of money; "Kt ut lux; si pura immundus transeat. non Inqulnatur." "It is like light; itse-lf pure. If It passes through unclean hands It la not defiled." We allow that money obtained and held fraudulently or given for a fraudulent or elfish purpose ia thereby tainted. What we ask Is another question, how long does It remain tainted? Kor example, Is the money obtained for a college by a lot tery fifty or a hundred years ago still tainted money? The question Is a practical one In Ne braska and elsewhere. The t'nlversity of Nebraska might have accepted for Ita re tired professors the advantage of the Car negie pension fund, but Mr. Bryan appeared before the legislature and protested against accepting it. on the ground that the money Is tainted, because given originally by a notable trust baron and multimillion aire; and by the narrowest margin of votes the legislature refused to allow the profes sors to take advantage ft the fund. Mr. Bryan la very stern In this matter, much more o than Governor Johnaon of Minne sota; but Governor Johnson Is declared not to be as good a democrat as Mr. Bryan. Indeed Mr. Bryan Is the law and norm of democracy. It us take another rase. A man gets immense wealth by fraudulent control of a railroad. He dies and his property Is divided between Ills children. A daughter or a son Is like the good son of a bad man described by the Hc-brew prophet, and she, or he. usee the money Inherited in such a way aa to gild with glory the shaded nan.c. Is the money that she, or he, gives so worthily so tainted that it cannot be received by, good people for a good cause? Certainly not. No one will lielieve so. We haVe aettled that by uni versal applause, j Now let u rcvett to the Nebraska case of the Carnegie pension fund. That money belonged to Mr.' CSrnegle, wsa acquired by him In the line,' of business methods which Mr. Bryan believes to be oppressive and w rong. But It i has paused out of his hands Just aa much aa if lie had died. It was given over to t lie Carnegie Founda tion for the Advancement of Teaching and Mr. Carnegie no longer owns It or has any control of It. The iau is a noble cine. ries the alleged taint stick to the money aiill? Certainly no more than In the other rate In which the original accumulator of the wealth has died St Augustlne-a prin ciple applies. The light Is not defiled; th money ia not Lainted: and Mr Bryan simply lacks I He clearness of vision to see the facts and their application. It N'e brahka freely allow its aged j'tuUasors tu leielit Hull pensions. Washington Life Short ffketobos of tnrtdeBta as BplsoSee h& Mark e rrogreee f BTemta at the BTwMoa's OwplteX Reports current at the national cap ital have It that another real patriot sac rifices a salary of IW.cno a year for a government Job psvlng tt.fcon. Secretary of Wsr Dickinson put aside both salary and Income, well shove the half century mark, for a cabinet position paying 12,wo a year. The new assistant secretary of the treasury, Charles B. Norton of Chicago, makes a much greater pecuniary sacrlflre for the privilege of shining In the re flected light of Secretmy MarVeagh. The new assistant secretary has been general agent for the Northwestern Life Insurance company In Chlcsgo for some years. In his capacity of general agent Mr. Norton's ability was quickly recog nied by the banking concerns of Chicago, with the result that he has had many of fers from banking concerns. The pressure grew so great that Mr. Nor ton became Interested In the theory of banking and went abroad to study at first hand the systems of Ktigland. France. Ger many and other European countries. Ills researches were made among fie clerks and actual working forces of the various Institutions, so that he has a large knowl edge of the Intricacies of the financial methods of tho principal European coun tries. While managing the Chicago office of the Insurance concern Mr. Norton came under the observation of Secretary Mac Vegh. who was one of the leading mer chants of that city. When Mr. MacVeagh had accepted the treasury portfolio he set about attaching Mr. Norton to him. Mr. Norton was eager to continue his Inquiries Into the banking business and believed that U.W a year In the treasury, plus the experience he would gain there, wsa worth more than lat.tmo a year In the Insurance field. "A $90,000 house was sold at Fort Whip ple, near Prescott, a few days ngo, for Si)," said George H. Morgan, a lawyer of Prescott, Arlx., In an Interview in the Washington Post. "It was known as the old General Crook house and was owned by the government. Oeneral Crook occupied the house for several months, and It was on Just such a windy day aa that of the sale that General Crook rode away from the house in March 18M. "The building was of a nondescript si Me of architecture, constructed of stucco, adobe and frame. It was roomy and com fortable, with lofty ceilings and bay win dows, through which could be seen the snow-covered peaks of the mountains on one side and Thumb Butte and the city of Prescott on the other. The house con talned more than to.uoo feet of lumber and among other modern conveniences it had two bath tubs. "While General Crook was the occupant of the house he was engaged In a long and difficult campaign against the Indiana. The old building . Is still well preserved. When the auctioneer announced the sale the bidding started at $50. and iMn fRure was raised from time to time until It reached S1S0, at which sum It was knocked down to the proprietor of a hotel. What the purchaser purposes to do with the house I don't know, but he was told that It must be removed nhortly. aa the gov ernment would no longer be responsible for its safety. "The house cost prohahlv mor eh.- on 000. Every fool of the lumber In it was rreiguted rrom U,s Ahgeles, at a cost of 10 cents a pound. It waa considerably en larged after Oeneral Crook left It. The lattw's successor. General Kauti, lived In It for a long time, but It hag not been oc cupied for a number of years. At the time of Its construction a guard of soldiers had to patrol the vicinity constantly to keep away the Indiana. There waa not a per son at the sain who did not express re gret that the government should not allow the old house to remain as a monument to General Crook, who. probably more than any other soldier, made possible the peace that Arizona enjoys today." Congressman John J. Fitzgerald of Brook lyn. N. v., leader of the Cannonlte faction of the democrats, whose amendmenta to the rules of the house of representatives were adopted. Is regarded as "the most famous man In congress." by Washington correspondents of home papers. The New Tork Herald correspondent says: "In the course of three hours he firmly placed himself to the front rank of iarHamentary flghtera. putting to flight hla own party leader, and forcing the republican majority to follow him In adopting the moat import ant amendments made to the rules of the house of representatives during many years nf republican rule. Moreover, by this astute knowledge of the rules themselves and of parliamentary practice, he brought to a close In one afternoon a chaotic, fight which threatened to delay Indefinitely the Introduction of the Payne tariff bill, and to hold In check the consideration of tariff legislation which Is the sole cause for the meeting of the 81xty-flrst congress, now, and la what the depressed business world la waiting for. The little Brooklyn representative has dark red hair and he weara glasses. He speaks slowly, sometimes as though he did not know what the next word would be. But those who have watched his pro gress In the house since he was sent to Washington through the aid of Patrick H. McCarren, ten years ago, to represent what Is now the Seventh New York district, are not surprised. For several years he has been a member of the appropriation committe, the moat Important In the house, and has borne a part In the debate over the big supply bills. He has made capital for the demo crats steadily, always penetrating the majority's armor at Die many vulnerable points which extravagant adminlatratlon has created. He la a good fighter that was shown when several ef the democratic hotspurs were attacking from all sides. He never allowed himself to he ruffled; was always courteous In his replies. Luke E. Wright for chief Justice of the I'nlted States supreme court? Hardly, comments the Baltimore Sun. Not Just yet. If Chief Justice Fuller and Justice Harlan know what they are about. There are no vacancies in the supreme co It, In order to permit President Taft to reward his friend, the former secretary of war. with an appointment to that body someone must resign. It was Justice Htrlan, that rare old Jurist, noted for dissenting opin ions in such succulent language, who voiced the sentiment of the court upon the question of Secretary Wright's advance ment. "Wright will hardly be appointed chief Justice," he said. In answer to a friend. "Fuller Is not going to resign." They passed to other topics and the friend had said good night. "You know." called Justice Harlan, half way acroas the street, aa If he had for gotten It in the first Instance. "Fuller and I have decided that we'll let them take ua off feet foremost. Good night." Flirting nllhi a Hlla Dreaaa. Chicago Tribune. Mr. Bryan admits that a United (Kates i,alorship looks good to him. But doesn't It lack the agreeable, chinking sound that pertains tu the lecture platfunnt Eli r5rTFjrz a n I S e. .VL'tJ The only baking powder made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar made from grapes RejnJ Baiting Powder conveys properties and renders it superior in flavor and wholesotneness. s pup ess www jyf PERSONAL NOTES Henry 9. de knew Taft in the Philippines. Now they talk of castles In Spain for the Vermont diplomat and publicist. Foolish males seem to liuve Jumiied to the conclusion that the dress with buttons has buttonholes to match. Montvllle In the state of Maine has elected Charles Nelson Allen town clerk for the twenty-second time. The town meeting was held on his sixty-second birth day. At Napoleon. O., Curtis Snyder read In the paper that a valuable diamond pin had been lost. Then he dreamed three nights running of finding the pin on the l:iwn In front or the Methodist church. Then he went there and found It. Albert C. McMillan, who gained a con gressional medal for his bravery aa a Bough Rider during the Spanish-American war, and who won his bride. Virginia Boyd of Fordham Heights, at the conclu sion of hostilities, haa been sued Tor divorce. Senator Bacon of Georgia and former Representative John Wesley llalnes of Ten nessee are fighting off an attack of pneu monia as the result of severe colds con tracted on Inauguration day. The former Is greatly Improved, but Ihe letter's condition Is said to be causing his friends much anxiety, An astronomer lecturing In Boston told his hearers that space is filled with flying bodies to such a degree that If we could ascend to a height of 100 miles from the earth we would be riddled by a storm of meteoric brickbats. Candidates who prize personal comfort should keep their feet on the ground. Captain William 11. Dare, who served In the navy throughout the civil war, was arrested by the confederates charged with being a federal spy and Inter hv the federal government charged with suspicious conduct, but who. In the second instance, proved his loyalty to the union and was restored to rank and service, died recently In New York. The Chicago Chronicle company was placed In the hands of a receiver by Judgn Honore In Chicago Saturday on complaint of John R. Walsh. W. I. Dickinson, as Blatant treaaurer of the eomp-env. was made receiver. Judgments for $1,000,000 have been entered against the old newspaper company, which has assets of only $'00.x0, being the leasehold of the ground Improved with the building In which the. Chronicle was published. Mr. Walsh owns , 1,7)9 of the 3,000 shares of the company and Is creditor In the sum of $900,000. A HlVr TO THE HOI MK. Meana of Conserving! the Tisane nf Honorable I. ens. New York Sun. At last acci unts the south end of the rapltol was flickering In unconcealed re sentment Tho senators, at the north end. had secured for their majesty and com fort an automobile to navigate the sub. way connecting the office building with the halls nfIegislatlon, end incidentally to convey tho potent, grave and reverend signlors to and fro. The representatives had tp hoof It. They had the same sub way, a nc-at and commodious tunnel, In traversing which no rain could fall upon their proud fotma nor any dust profane their newly polished shoes. The thought of walking while the s. nators could spin along on rubber tired notors rankled In their otherwise distended midriffs. It hardened and embittered them. The baro auspiclon of an Injurious favoritism soured once sunny minds and tinged the very bath tubs with a aaffron hue of Jealousy. It Is to the reJIIef of thie iurdled state that we make bold to hasten with flying feet and outstretched arms. And It will not cost the house a penny. Why not a moving platform through the subway two of them, in fact, to accommodate the ebb aa well aa the flow of statesmanship? Automomlles are of limited capacity. Also they smell very loudly at times. The proudest senator might have to wait oc casionally unless he would consent to walk, and often choke; hut a moving platform, rolling to the capltol on one side and roll ing back to the office building on the other, would accommodate everyone wiih out delay. If It be not too late we respectfully press the Idea upon the house. In its operation the moving platform would suit every trtyle of beauty and conserve the energies of many honorable legs. Top Coats The Spring Overcoats and Spring Suits invite immediate atten tion. Our new and natural shoulder is a very important improvement in this season's designs. Spring Hats and Spring Furnish ings are tastefully displayed here to interest you. 'Browing.King R. S. WILCOX, Manager. ' villi aTer tj it Baking Powder Absolutely Tur to food the most kealtLful of f mit r-n f 9 f'P til sszz SMILING, LINES. "Mow is your boy getting on at school?" "First rate." answered Farmer t'omtos acl.: "lie's gtdn' fa be great help on the rami, lie knows the botanical names for cabbage an' beans already, n' all he has tn do now Is to learn to ralso 'em. "Wash ington Star. Mr, Roosevelt was practicing on his chin with a raior. "Stiange that It seems so awkward," he murmured. "1 used to be quite a fine llttl-" shaver." Smiling at the Jest be Inflicted a fresh cut. Philadelphia Ledger. Sllslresa Delia, please le careful of thai new breakfast set. I value It very highly Delia Indeed I will, niw'am only id wish you'd a tmild me two days ago.i-Puck. "Do you keep a second girl'.'" "No; my wife Isn't strong enough to wait on more than one." Kansas City Journal. Kiln I'll be there bright and early. I Stella He there early, anyway, and 1 won't aak the other t hing. Judge. "Has be done anything since be left col lege '.'" "Well, he's made his name pretty well known." "Indeed." "Tcs. hi praise Is In many mouths.'' "Well. well. How Is that"" "lie Invented the club coctall that bears his name." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "I thought my wife was craxy when she bought some of those paper flower pot you see advertised." "Why, what did she do with them?" "Now she has therrt all trimmed up for spring hats." Baltimore American. "Adam became unhappy Immediately afler he nte the apple In the Garden of Eden." "Yes. He waa the first to discover thai the fruli crop was a failure." Chicago Record-Hera Id. "The tariff Is a wonderful Institution, " hi lil the earnest citizen. "Yep," answered Farmer Corntoxscl . "It's more than wonderful. It's ait un precedented marvel, it's the only thing I ever heard of that our congressman was afraid to talk about." Washington Star. "Why do you revolt against the govern ment ?" The Cuban shrugged his nhouldcrs. "What would you 7" he replied. "There was no cockfight scheduled for the day.'' J Philadelphia l-edger. "What's them apples worth?" asked the farmer, stopping in front of a fruit stand. "In that pile?" said the proprietor. "Five cents apiece." "So? Well. I guess 1 11 cat about a dime's 'worth." Thereupon he took two big red apples out of a capacious pocket In his overooai ami strolled on. placidly munching one of them. Chlaffn Trihlinp. .. ,. .. i THE SWEETEST THING. v Baltimore) Sim. j A sovereign bade them summon from the town ' Doctor and priest, slave, poet, statesman. clown. ArtlNt and soldier "bid thorn hence' he said. So to their task the trembling couriers (sped. First the physician, whom he ques tioned m: "Of all thou knnwcHt. what Is most sweet to know ?" 1 "Science, my lord, her Inmost deeps to trace. Reading the wondroue legends of her face." ' , Then the grave pried: "Religion, holy dream. Wherein the lights of hallowed Worblilp gleam." "Song." rried the poet, "lifting eouls on high To sing the immortal epic, then (to die!" 'Power," said the statesman, "wielding the public mind, i So prone to follow power with footsteps blind." "Joy." was the clown's reply, wljh jaunt v smile "Joy, and the wassail's, brim toj kiss the while." 1 "Fame." said the artist, "won with magic brush, To touch the canvas with the. heavens' blue blush." . . "Glory." the soldier r.ighed 'the field, the fray, I The battling hosts far flung In bright ar ray." And then the slave. In lowliest attitude: "Freedom, my lord, and life, and dally food ; "And kindly cheer, and homeward In the night. j, A little face tn guide my feet Aright; "Sweet lips to kiss, and little 'hands to hold. . ., Bright eyea to ,Tleai and tossing; rurli d( gold; "True hearts and fond believe me, gea- clous king. A little child's love la the aweeteat thing!" . .'V- .' i -4 ' & Company