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    , 8 TIIK OMAHA "STXDAY nKE; MATH 21, C
It's the coupling ol unsurpassed highest quality with unequaled low prices that make Hits store most popular
THE RELIADLE STORE
Heav Domestics,
Muslins, Sheetings
in our famous domestic room
Lock wood 10-4 Sheeting, bleached, at
per yard 83HO
Lockwood 9-4 Sheeting, bleached, at
per yard 300
Lockwood 8-4 Sheeting, bleached, at
per yard 18o
Iron Mountain Unbleached Sheeting:
10-4, per yard lViO
0-4. per yard 17H
Hope Muslin, all day 7Ho
l'rult of the Loom, at 74o
Lonsdale, at 7Vie
81x!0 Sheets, bleached, full size, (find
strong Munlln, at 34o
Slx0, very good 46M,o
72x0 Bleached Sheets, at 3oO
lr full bleached, double thread, very
large bath towtlH, each 19Hc
Hem lo ItuHHlan Crash made . .131,0
Uther Crashes, at 6c, 7 Ho, 8V0, loo
mid ISLjO
72-ln. blenched Table Pamank. worth
tl.UO, at yard 59o
6S-ln. full blenched Table Damask.
worth 85c yard, at vard 49o
10 other specials for Monday.
The Leading Dress Goods
House of the West
More high grade Wool Dress
Goods than the combined
stock of all the others put
together:
All the new Satin Cloths, at
yard $4.00, $3.00, $2.50,
$00, $1.50 and ....$1.00
All the New Tissue Royal
Priestley's latest novelty
now on sale $2.50
56-in. fine, all Wool Serges,
can't be matched for $2.50,
our price $1.50
Cream Serges, Cream Novel
ties, Cream Cheviots, Cream
Lansdowns, at, per
yard 50c to $2.50
FROM 9:00 TO 11:00 A. M.
One case of $1.00 Black Mo
hair, 10 yards limit, at per
per yard 38c
Omaha's Swellest Wash Goods Dept.
Special priced for Monday. Among the
woven good you'll find:
Scotch Zephyrs, mtule by Anderson of
Glnseow. Ijoncenne Tissue. London
Scotch Zephyrs and other fine
weaves, nil nt a ynrd 850
Printed Foulards, Imported Poplins,
all colors, Imported Pongees, Sole
Perlees, and other fine goods, all at,
a yard 3?o
Galatea Cloth, Tongees, Patistcs, and
other fine Wnsh Materials, at 15o
Finest French Percales, side bands,
shirtings and shirtwaist styles, and
a long line of other goods, all nt. a
yard lflVsO
Kverythlng In all the new fancies,
up-to-date at popular prices. Come in
and examine them.
Bed Spreads, Sheets and Pillow Cases
At tesa Than Manufacturers' Cost, in
All $1 25 Sheets, size 81x90, each 850
Al $1.10 Sheets, size 81x!)0. each 750
All 95c Sheets, size, 81x90, each , .69o
All 85c Sheets, size 81x90, each ..59o
All 69c Sheets, size 81x90, each . .490
All $1.00 Sheets, size 72x90, each 7 So
All 90c Sheets, size 72x90, each ..65o
All 75c Sheets, size "2x90, each ..590
All 69c Sheets, size 72x90, each . .550
All 60c Sheets, size 72x90, each 39o
All 15c Pillow Cases, size 42x36c. 100
Oar High Grade Llnsn Dept., Monday.
All 15c Pillow Cases, size 45x36, 100
All 17fi Pillow Cases, size 46x)6, llo
All 20c Pillow Cases, size 42x36. 14c
All 20c Pillow Cases, size 45x36 140
Genuine Imported Marseilles Bed
spreads, fringed, with cut corners,
extra large size, worth $6.00, Mon
day, each $3.50
Fifty Crochet Bedspreads, full size,
heavy and good for wear, worth
$1.25, Monday, each 79o
All mall orders filled.
A Matchless Showing of the New Spring Silks
Not only lo assortments and qualities rntntillnh us mow firmly than ever In first plc aa Omaha's greatest silk
department, but Monday's special offering will bo ral bargain surprises to our host of customer.
IMPORTED FOULARDS, the very latest double and single widths goods, the choicest new colorings,
in both light and dark shades, in Hroche and Floral effects, iolkadots, stripes, etc., the most com
plete showing of new foulards ever made in Omaha, actual retail values to $2.50 per yard. Splendid
bargains, at, yard 85c $1.00 $1.50 and $1.98
nJSW SATIN J! HUSH SILKS 79C
25 pieces of plain and fancy all silk satin Direc
torie. A splendid line of colors, including cat
awba, rose, wisteria, reseda, cedar, etc., regular
$1.25 values, Monday, nt yard 79c
Plain and Novelty Silks, Taf
fetas, Peau de Cygnes, Messa
lines, 27-in. Rough Silks, act
ual values to $1.25 a yard, on
sale in Domestic Room, choice,
at, yard 4Sc
$1.00 Silk Shantungs and Directorie Satin Foul
ards, Monday, yard G8c
These are very popular this season and come in
big assortment of staple and scarce shades in the
most artistic designs. No one can afford to miss
them nt this matchless low price Monday.
BLACK SILK BARGAINS IN MONDAY'S BIO SALE
$1.25 Black Peau de Soie, 30-in.
wide, nt yard 79c
Pure Silk, soft finish, one of
the very best wearing silks
made.
$1.25 Black Taffeta oil boiled,
3G-in. wide, every yard perfect,
of rich, heavy weave, a beauty
at the price, yard 89c
i' "
FOR MONDAY AND TUESDAY
DWWmG Artistic Spring
WE ANNOUNCE
Millinery Designs
This season has been prolific in the variety of accepted style creations. While the quaint
lamp shade and inverted flower pot shapes are much in demand, the big Turban and Small Toque
effects, trimmed with garlands of wee old fashioned posies, are also extremely popular. While
almost every color is shown the more delicate water color effects are most popular. Amethyst,
Wisteria and Catawba are the new shades, Apricot and Corals are also good. Flowers, Flowers,
Flowers, also Mephisto effects in quills, jetted Aigrettes and WTillow Plumes are shown in
wonderful assortment. Ask to see the "MARIE STUART" and the "COSSACK TURBAN"
styles of the 1811 period. No cards are issued.
Everybody is cordially invited to visit the most charming display of Spring Millinery ever
shown in Omaha.
An Immense Showing of fuO fj
till
New Spring While
( t
St. (Jail embroidered Swisses
32-in. wide, nt, yard 08c,
79c, GOe and 49(
Embroidered Batiste, in all
the newest patterns, at n
yard, 98c, 75c and 50(
French Lawns, 45-in. wide,
just the thing for graduat
ing dresses, at, a yard 98c,
85c, C9c and 50c
Wash Chiffon, 45-in. wide,
regular 89c quality, Monday
a' yard .69cr
Sheer Opera Batiste, 45-in.
wide, at, a yard C5c, 50c
and 35c
Persian Lawns, 32-Inch wide, at
a yard, 39c, 25c, 19c and. . 15
Flaxon, 36-lnch wide, the newest
thins; in white walstlng, has the
appearance of linen, at a yard,
60c. 30c. 25c and 19
Plain White Madras for tailored
waists, regular 39c grade, .Mon
day at a yard 25?
THE RELIADLE STORE
Wash Goods, Dress Goods,
Ginghams, etc., in Our Famous
Domestic Room
Apron Checks, worth Ec..3H
Apron Checks, worth 64c...4
6 Mc Light Prints AC
15c Side Band Uatlnte !()
18c Sateen Finished Foulards,
at 12 14 c
25c Silk Mulls 10
12c Dross Ginghams j
25c Fine White Ooods tOC
35c Fine White Ooods 12 He
40c Lawns, worth 19c IOC
India Llnnns, worth 12Hc..5
long Cloths, worth 15c... IQ
Fine Printed Organdies, worth
12Vic 5C
Fine Printed Batiste, worth 1 ,h
at .: 7C
FHOM O TO D::U A. M.
1 case of Genuine Brookdale 3(1
inch bleached muslin, worth 10c
n yard
10 Other Sneclals For All lny.
Biq Shoe Sale Monday
Tremendous bargains in Men's, Women's, Misses' and Children's Shoes.
Women's shoes and oxfords In all leathers, worth $3.50 and $3.00;
sale price $1.08
Boys' youths' and little gents'
satin calf, vici kid and kangaroo
calf lace and bluuher shoes; sale
price only Sl.19
Child's shoes, worth 85c and 7 5c,
at 50C
Men's patent colt, vici kid nnd gun
metal shoes, worth to $3.50; salo
Price 81.98
Men's wine calf shoes, men s Rus
sia calf oxfords, suede tops,
worth $3.50 $2.50
Misses' and children's $1.5u and
$1.75 shoes, in black and tan
vici, also a large quantity of Rice
& Hutchings' "'Marvel'' shoes
regular prices up to $1.75; on
sale, at 1.00
Stetson and Crossett Shoes for
men; Cirover and Queen Quality
shoes for women arc the best.
i
T'S Sometimes embarassing to have the flashlight suddenly turned on, when you don't
expect it; but so far as the clothes are concerned you needn't be ashamed to be seen any
where wearing any of our Hart, Schaffner & Marx hand
tailored clothing. They look right, not only to you but to
everybody else who sees them. They're correct in style,
all wool, perfectly tailored. You're better dress than
usual in these clothes, and everybody knows it.
We've a great line of these famous clothes to show
you; just the style, just the pattern and color that will
suit you to perfection.
Suits, in plain and fancy weaves, including blues and
blacks . . , $18.00 to $35.00
Overcoats, Raincoats and Top Coats, best assortment
shown at $15.00 to $30.00
Two Grand Suit Bargains are offered for Monday in
Our Manufacturers Surplus Sale. So great was the orig
inal assortment that notwithstanding the tremendous sell
ing of the past few days we can still fit you perfectly
from an assortment of fine new patterns and fabrics that
insure satisfactory selection.
J5
Coprrif lit 199 br
H'i tcluifaii Ic Mm
The greatest line
Of ROYS' 81ITS
shown In Omaha,
$1.05, $2.95,
$3.05, $4.05,
up to... $6.05
15 to 25
saving.
$18.00 Suits,
$20.00 Suits,
$22.50 Suits,
$10.00 Suits,
$12.50 Suits,
$15.00 Suits
$139
...$S-
Styles are the latest quali
ties, superior and our regu
lar guarantee goes with
them.
Don't forget to try Hay.
den's First, it pays.
See Hayden's
Speriul Railroad
Overall, the best
value ever offer
ed; regular $1
garment
75c
IF YOU NEED FLOUR BUY IT NOW
Flour has token another jump, and no
prospects of it being cheuper for sev
eral months. We houitht 5 carloads
before the last advance, and our laiit
car Ih In. If we had to buy this flour
today, we could not ell It for U-wa
than fl.65 per Back, nut for thU spe
cial Rale only we will Bell It par 43
pound sack (1.33
Thla is made from the finest Red 'tur
key hard winter wheat.
It -lb. Rack bent Hyo Flour, for ....660
4- lba. beat Ilund l'lcked Navy .Buanx.
for lBo
(-lbs. choice Japan Hlce, for SSo
7-lbn. Hulled DreakfaBt Oatmeal, for SSo
10 burn bout brandx lauiulry Soap, 85c
Malta Vita 'orn Flakes, fkif THo
Large ltottles Pure Tomato Cutaup,
Worceaier Sauce, or 1'lckles, per bot
tle, for 8.io
The beat Domestic Macaroni, pkg., 8VjC
5- lb. can aolid Tucked Tomatoes, 8ljO
Gallon cans, Apples, for 20o
Gallon cans Tomatoen. for SSo
Gallon cans String lleans, for....30o
Uallon cans Hartlett fears, for....35o
Gallon cans Apricots, for SSo
Gallon enns Feachei or Plums, for 300
Butter, Chte and Butterlne Specials
Choice No. 1 Hairy Table Bulter, lb. Slo
Fancy No. 1 Dairy Table Hutter, lb. B3o
Fancy No. 1 Country Creamery Butter.
per pound 860
Fancy Full Cream Brick Cheese, lb. ISo
Fxncy Full Cream White or Colored
Cheese, per pound 80o
t-lbs. No. 1 Butterlne. for SSo
The Balanoo of oar 13th ear of Klg-h-lDd
Wavsls to to on sale Monday.
The Highland Navels have been kissed
by the sun. moon and stars. There Is
nothing like them. Monday's sale
prices Der dntrn, as follows:
tics ilnr Kftc size, per dozen SOo
Regular 40c size, per dozen SSo
Regular 30c size, per dozen SOo
Kegular ?Sc size, per dozen 8o
Regular 20c size, per dozen 13V0
Onuiha's Greatest Markat for Fresh
, Vretable
tresh hplnach, per peck 30o
Frexh Turnips, Beets or Carrots, per
bunch
S heads fresh Hothouse Lettuce . . .' .60
I -ft r (to HeuU Lettuce each . .60 and 7Vo
Fancy Kips Tomatoes, per pound . .BHo
8-lbs. Jeri.ey Sweet Potatoes, for ..10o
Fresh Cabbage, per pound 3a
Fresh Pie Plant, per bunch TV40
Fancy Fresh Wax Heans, per lh....80o
II bunches Fresh Hothouse Radishes 60
New Potatoes, per pound Co
New Onions, per bunch 4o
Large Cucumhers. each lo
our full Us of Veritable and
Flower Beads In Crockery Department.
Ladies' Neckwear
Just received a new line of fancy
Dutch Collars with Jabots to
match; regular 25c to 50c val
ues; on sale at, choice. . . .15c '
Ladies' fancy embroidered Linen
Collars, sizes 12 to 15; special,
at 12V2C
35c Fancy Ruchings A big line
for selection; big bargains at, a
yard 19c
Replenish your Spring Necessities at
the wonderfully reduced prices In our
High Grade Linen
Dept. Monday
Mammoth collection warranted pure
Flax Table damask in Irish, Scotch,
and German makes, full 72 inches
wide, worth up to $1.50 yard, Mon
day per yard -89
Hundred dozens strictly high grade
dinner napkins, bleached and silver
bleached, sizes 22-inch and 24-inch
square, pure linen, values up to $4.50
dozen, Monday, per dozen.. 32. 50
Hemmed and hemstitched rack towels
and large size bath towels, regular
19c values, Monday each 11J
Pure Linen Barnsley Toweling, extra
wide, heavy and absorbent, worth
15c yard, Monday, per yd gif
German Silver Blesched Unlined Pat
tern Table Cloths, 2 yards long,
warranted pure linen, good value at
$3.50. Monday each $3.00
All mail orders during this sale re
ceive prompt attention.
A Presentation ,1 New Spring Garment Styles
Surpassing any ever attempted in this city. The magnificent assortments and high quality
are even more delightful than the extremely low prices at which they are offered. We want
every woman in Omaha to see our splendid offerings, examine them carefully, compare their
quality and price. You'll find them matchless.
Elegant Three-Piece Tailor Suits, in almost, unlimited , ;'
assortments of beautiful new designs; a splendid line of "
imported m6dels shown for the first time Monday on
sale at $35.00, $45.00, $50.00 to $75.00
Don't fail to see the New Crown Jewel Suits the most
charming assortment ever shown without a peer at the
price $25.00
Beautiful New Gowns and
One-Piece Dresses; Foulards,
nets, crepes, messalines, wool
fabrics all the richest new
colorings and designs, shown
at $20, $25, $30, $35,
$45, $50 to $75 and Up.
New Silk Coats; the choic
est designs in the new long
styles; an assortment bound
to please the most exacting;
worth more than the early
price offering; $5, $7.50,
$10 to $25.
Matchless Special Offerings for Monday's Sale
$25.00 Silk Rubberized Rain
Tourist and Auto Coats, all
colors and sizes . .$12.50
$22.50 Tailor Suits at $14.90
in Resedas, Rose, Navys,
Toques, black and fancies.
Don't miss them.
$6.00 Silk Underskirts, all
colors, Monday, at $3.95
$5.00 and $6.00 Messaline
Waists, all colors, Monday,
at, each $2.95
Women's and Misses' One
Piece Chiffon Panama
Street Dresses, all colors,
magnificent bargains, at
each ! . . . . $18.50
$7.50 Panama Dress Skirts,
all colors, all sizes, best ever
values; choice at,. . .$3.95
$1.50 Black Sateen Under
skirts, all sizes, on sale 79c
Women's and Misses' Jump
er Dresses, in chambrays,
lawns and suitings, at each,
$1.50 $1.98, $2.98, $3 98
$1.50 Percale Wrappers, a
great snap, at 98c
Don't
Forget
Hlaclini9s First ays
See our great showing of Infants' and Children's wear Baby Bazar, 2d Floor.
Don't miss one day of the great sale of the GMobe Furnish
ing Co. stock, beginning Monday. See other large ad for Open
ing Day Special Bargains.
HAN'S SPRING SACK COAT
More Favor for the Double-Breasted
I This Year.
SO PADDING ON THE SHOULDERS
Barat of Color ! the Flaanel
(hi(J la th Catawar and
Alao la the MornUg
tort.
NEW YORK, March 13.-Interet In the
prinz and summer fathlons for men cen
ters largely about the Back ci at, which is
about the only style worn during the sum
mer months. nether the material be wor
. ited or flannel. Recent yeara have shown
"tlltrle favor for the double breasted Bum
mer sack and tta use has been confined
almost wholly to yachting wear. Now there
la a promise of its return to favor.
Its use will be more general, but there
rill be little variety in Its color. The
louble "breasted Back, whether It be far
geiH-ral or for yachting' wear, will be dark
blue. The style is more suited to tliut color
than any other and whether the con be of
hard, smooth serge, flannel or rough wor
sted. Its hue will be Indigo.
The style of sack coat adopted for this
lummer suits the double breasted make
better than most recent models. The two
. wuckm shown here are the modes that the
best London firms are sending out and they
a-re the rwauli of tendencies that have been
showing themselves In men's modeB for
the last two years.
Show I p 4he Flcsre.
They are without padding and fit closely
over the shoulders, which are what the
tailors call natural; that meana they show
practically the natural width of the wear
er's shoulders without artificial broaden
ing. Then they follow loosely the outlines
of the figure, showing the curve of the
waist without emphaBlitng it, and fall to
a point well ever the hips. There is a
graceful fullness in the bottom of the
coat, but none of the exaggerated flare that
was for a while Insisted on by the tailors
who seek ever for style rather than good
form.
These are the two coata that have the
greitest favor among well dressed men,
and the style la adapted to any material.
The aumnier dinner coats follow In their
modified form the lines of this model.
No feature of thla garment is more at
tractive to well dressed men than Its free
dom from exaggerated features of any
kind. The sleeves are finished without a
cuff, there being merely the two buttons
which close with genuine button holes at
the bottom of the sleeve.
Nate the difference between this simple
elegance and a device offered by a New
York tailor. He Is generous enough to
give his clients three dlfferunt kinds of
cuffs that may be buttoned onto the bot
tom of the sleeve when they feel the need
of variety. These are In solid colors that
match the color of the cloth In the same
material as the sleeve and In velvet
Slastle-Breasteel Back.
single breasted sack which has found
favor and originated In the beat of the
tailor shops, varies slightly this model. It
comes from New Bond street and proclaims
that fact.
There are four buttons and one divergence
from the other sack is found In the length
of the coat. It falls below the hips and
the edKea meet down to the bottom line.
The pockets are covered as In the other
coats with flaps and the collar closes rather
high with a broad peaked lapel. The sleeves
are absolutely simple, ending In three buttons.
None of the summer coats is supplied
even with a turnback cuff by the best of
the tailors. The buttons are regarded as
sufficient. The skirt of this sack flares
somewhat and the single touch of the
freakish Is the absence of any breast
pocket.
The edges of the flaps on the pockets
on the hip are rounded Just as is the bot
tom of the coat In front. Of course, the
fourth button Is unusual, but that Is not
sufficient according to American Ideals to
make a coat striking.
Color for Coat.
The only variety in the color scheme of
the summer garments for men In the city
is found perhaps in the higher tones of the
flannels. They come in rather brighter
colors than formerly. There will be pur
ples and black and dark greens with stripes
and fewer browns than have been put on
the summer market in years. Then there
will be dark grays with stripes in color
such as dark green, dark purple and even
dark red.
Oray will be the predominant color in
worsted and casslroerea although there will
be in moat cases an admixture of some
ootor even though It Li an almost Invisible
stripe or square of dark red, blue or green.
Gray Is the color of spring, at least to the
mind cf every tailor. When the tailors
were willing to put brown on the market
It was only because there was a demand
for It that they could not resint. Other
wise thry would have met all Inquiries foi
brown with the answer that gray was the
spring color and that they had little else.
Waistcoats of the same cloth are In
dispensable to every man who wants to be
smart In spite, of the former vogue of the
fancy waistcoat. In summer there will
doubtless be a return to the colored waist
coat In splt of the neglect Into which
these garments fell last winter. They cer
tainly disappeared from the smart horixon
then and the man who wore a waistcoat
of the same material as his coat was the
man who seemed properly dressed.
The waistcoats for summer su'tlngs are
made without a collar, are finished about
the neck with only a strapped seam and
are supplied with five or six buttons. In
the most modish sack coats the coat Is
no longer cut low enough to show the
waistcoat Inside.
"Moraine" Croats.
In spite of the prevalence if til, sack
coat, there Is a certain demand for the
cutaway or the morning coat. These are
usually ordered by men who have ui
many coata that the sack becomes monot
onous to them.
Tailors have their own way of distin
guishing between the cutaway and ths
morning coat In describing them. The cut
away is the black coat to be worn with
fancy trousers and la different from the
morning coat, which la made of a mixed
cloth wllfe coat, trousers and waistcoat of
the same material, although It must be
said that the fancy waistcoat seems more
modish In connection with the morning
coat than any other.
The cutaway Is still made of black diag
onal and braiding Is still used to flnlHh the
edges. The skirts are somewhat broader
than they were. They fall lower in the
back, coming to the knee. There Is a pocket
on the side In the black cutaway, but none
in the morning coat of mixed goods, which
has two pockets In the seam at the top of
the skirts.
The cutaway and the morning coat this
spring may be described in one way to dif
ferentiate them from their predecessors of
the last few years. It has been the pecu
liarity of these coats that they seemed to
be made for young men even If they were
worn by those who no longer could claim
that description. But they fitted closely,
the skirts were short and they possessed a
jauntlness that made them seem essentially
a young man's coat. That quality Is miss
ing from the styles of the year.
The coats do not fit so tightly; they are
fuller in front, and the skirts are no longer
skimp and short. They still have only the
three buttons; in the morning coat the
lapel Is cut low enough to show the top of
the skirt and there Is a flare at the waist
which adds the usual touch of modlshness.
But all in all the cutaway coat of the pres
ent Is not as smart as Its predecessor of
the last few years. ,
The morning coat is smartest when made
up In black and white check In a Scotch
tweed of an undefined plaid or an Irish
mixture. B tripes should under all circum
stances be avoided.
The fane waistcoat seems still modish
with these coats and, It might be added,
only with them. For the fancy trousers
to be worn with one of the black cutaway
coats there Is nothing so smart as black
and white stripes, which may be had In
many varieties of thickness and breadth
of stripes.
Waistcoats for these coats are mado in
the same style as those for the sack, with
no collar and six buttons. The white duck
stripe within the waistcoat is utill us mod
ish as ever. It is scarcely to be recom
mended for ordinary city wear, smart as
It is with the frock or cutaway coat.
Trousers avoid any exceaaive bagglness,
and with the tendency to leas loosely fitting
coats they have become tighter to a per
ceptible degree, although there Is still suf
ficient roominess about the leg from thn
knee to the hip. The change la more no
ticeable from the knee down and about the
top of the boot.
The smartest trousers fit closely, al
though the appearance of tightness Is In a
measure due to the crease, which, far from
losing Its vogue, soems more than ever an
essential part of a smart getup. Tailors
are now carrying the same Idea Into their
way of pressing coats, which come from
under the iron with a crease down the
front and back of each sieeve noticeable
down as far as the cuff. But this la a de
vice of the valet and does not come prop
erly into a consideration of what the
tailor does.
Aa Old raareh.
The descendants of the Hulsburejers who
came to Oorgta from Austria 173 years
ago and built the ancient Ehenrn'r church
In Effingham county celebrated the s n
nlveraary recently. Ail the Lutheran
churches in the county were represented.
The present Ebenexer church w;ia built
about 1709.
PRATTLE OF THE YOUNGSTERS.
Tommy Vou better look out. If your
mother's got the mumps, they're catching.
Bobby Oh, she's only my stepmother
she wouldn't give me anything.
ClHsle Mamma' mayn't I take the part
of a milkmaid at the fancy dress bull?
Mamma You re too little.
C'isslo Well, I can be a condensed milk
maid. "Annie, Where's papa?" ,' ' V 1 ' 1
"He's upstairs asleep." ,
"Were you upetalrs, dear?"
'No, ma."
"Then how do you know he's asleep?"
"I heard him doing It. He's sleeping out
loud."
"Mamma, may I play with Johnnie
Cross?"
"No, Qeorgle. lie's a bad boy. I t him
play with the other bad boya."
"Well, that's all right, mamma, iris
mother says I'm the worst boy on the
street."
Tencher Johnny Jones, you will etay
after school one hour and study your les
son. Johnny Jones Are you going to alay wllhj
me?
"Yea"
"Then I'd like to know If you are pun)!
Ing me or I am punishing you."
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