6 TI1E OMAHA DAILY BEE: THURSDAY. MARCH 11. 1900. The Omaha Daily Bee. FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omaha postofflcs m second elass matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Dally Bee (without Sunday), ona yar...H00 Dally Bee and Sunday, one jrar S0O DELIVERED BT CARRIER. Pally Bee Including Sunday). per wk l&o Ially Ba (without Sunday), par wfk.. lo Evening Bee (without Sunday), per week te Evening Bee (with Sunday), per week.. Me Sunday Bee. one year tS.tO Saturday Bee, one year l. Address all complaints of Irregularities in delivery to City Circulation Department. . orncES. Omaha--The Bee Building. South Omaha Twenty-fourth and N. Council Bluffs 16 Scott Street. Lincoln MS I.I file Building. rhleago IMS Marquette Building. New York-Rooms 1101-1102 No. 34 West Thirty-third Street. - Washington 72S Fourteenth Street, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communlcatlona relating to newa and edi torial matter should be addreaaed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Iepartment. REMITTANCES Remll bv draft, express or poa'al order, payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only 1-cent stamps received In payment of mall account. Fereonal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange!, not accepted. i STATEMENT OP CIRCULATION. . State of Nebratka, Douglas County, es.: 0nre R. Ttarhuck. treasurer of The Bee i Publishing company, being duly sworn, says : that the actual number of full and complete rople of The Dally. Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of February, 1909. waa a follows: 1 v. M,310 IS M,t50 1 m.170 i njoao 3 3S.00O IT 38,770 4 , 39,060 IS W8,80 I 99,050 '19 3S.SS0 3880 :e 3,060 T .. . 37,000 . 21 3T.100 1 39.830 - 12.... 40,930 3S.8R0 7i 38,330 10 3890 24 39,330 11 39,030 16 39,310 It 33430 2 i 39360 IS 38.TB0 2T 39,030 14 37,200 21 37.130 Total 1,0WT,0SX Less unsold' and returned copies. 9,968 j Nst Total .1,077,089 Dally average f,499 A GEO. B. TZSCHUCK, Treasurer. Subscribed in my presence and sworn to before ma this 1st day of March, 1909. -M. P. WALKER, (Seal) Notary Public WHIG If OCT OP TOWS. Sabeerlbors leavlasT thai city tem porarily ahoald kave Tke y Bea nailed to 'them. Aadreaa will be caaaged' aa oftea aa reqaeated. Servia is still making a noise like a long distance prise fighter. The Dingley tariff mar as well be gin sending; "CI Q! D." signals. Strange that nothing hat been heard from Jake IUis since March 3. The cut In the prioe of steel will not be of much advantage to the paper , railroads, ': s President Taft will now be be sieged by too army of the unemployed offlceseukers.; : 1t appears that -Arkansas can have a big wlud, even with "Jeff" Davis In Washington. ' "Will, the American people forget Mr. Roosevelt?" asks a New York pa per. He won't let 'em. I Of course, spring Is coming, but It is. not safe to leave the potted plants on the porch over night. In the meantime, New York Is rep resented in the United States senate by Ellhu Root and one other. Illinois now has but one United States senator, , but "Uncle Shelby" Cullom feels equal to the occasion. Even the city dweller does not kick at the March snowstorm, which means so much for crops during the summer. Mr. Bryan has apparently over looked the opportunity to blame Prea ident Taft for the, drop in the price of wheat. When a girl is told that ahe has a fortune in her voice she promptly be gins trying to share It with her neigh bors. General Weyler of Cuban fame s to be made captain-general of Catollnla 'American sympathies will be extended to Catollnla. "After the Salome dance what?" - asks the St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Usually a little supper and a meeting of the Knockers' club. , Senator Stephenson of Wisconsin ' forces the inference that he did not seek the position on account of the salary attached thereto. Senatorial courtesy will be put to the test when Senator La Follette es corts his colleague before the vice president to take the oath. We trust that Mr. Roosevelt will make known before he leaves for Af rica who will attend to the hay crop at Sagamore Hill this year. President Taft will have to remain at home more than the usual. Con gresa has allowed him but $15,000 year for traveling expenses. "How to Avoid Pneumonia" Is the title of an editorial In the Chicago Tribune. One way is to keep away from Washington inaugural week. Colonel Hayward Is stepping up the ladder of fame quite rapidly, but no more speedily than he deserves. It a good time for big Bills to get In circulation. Secretary .Wilson says Nebraska wheat makes the best flour in the world, and this Is all the more reason why tt shoald not be shut out of the market by an order favoring an in ferlor grade. Mr. Taft and the House. President Tatt has wisely refrained from taking any sides In the fight now In progress In Washington between the standpatters in the house and the "Insurgents" who are seeking a rad ical change of the rules In order to lessen the dominating power of the speaker and give the body of the rep resentatives a larger voice in the house proceedings. Mr. Payne, chairman of the ways and means committee and the moet ardent of the standpatters, has appealed to Mr. Taft to support the existing order of things. In order that the revision of the tariff may be promptly taken up and no time wasted In a wrangle over the rules. Close on his heels, a committee of the insur gents has asked for Mr. Taft's endorse ment of their plans. In both cases the president has refused to commit himself, 'Insisting that the house is a law unto Itself and must make Its own rules, without suggestion or interfer ence on the part of the chief magis trate. Any policy on Mr. Taft's part other than one of noninterference would but serve to aggravate and emphasize the differences that now exist In the house over the question of rules governing that body. The house is judge of the qualifications of Its membership and the sole authority for the adoption of rules of procedure. The power lodged In the speaker comes from the action of the members of the house. None but those who benefit by the existing arrangement wljl even argue that this power is not excessive, or that reforms re not needed. Speaker Cannon is no more to blame than any other mem ber of the house for the existing order xcept to the extent he may use the existing rules to prevent free discus sion and debate in. favor of changes that have been demanded. . The need of a reform of the house rules is generally conceded and the public, however anxious it may be for speedy disposition of the tariff revision problem, will support the "insurgents" In their fight for a revision of the rules. A winning fight for the crea tion of a more representative house may be more important and produc tive of more benefits to the country than the passage of a tariff bill In June, when the reorganization of the house rules would delay action on the tariff question for a month or two. By a shrewd parliamentary trick, Sen ator Aldrlch has secured the adoption of the old senate rules for the special session, but the house can not afford to be imposed upon In that matter. There Is no better time than the ex tra session beginning on March 15 for the house to decide whether it shall rule Itself or be ruled by a select com mittee of three persons. Premier Bond's Retirement. The. United States has more than a passing interest in the political com plications that have developed tn New foundland over the resignation of Sir Robert Bond, the premier, aa'hls re tirement marks another certain change in the long-standing fisheries dispute between this country and Great Britain. Mr. Bond was re sponsible for the treaty which he and Mr. Hay, then secretary of state, nego tiated but which was defeated by the efforts of the Gloucester fishermen. The change in the" political complexion of Newfoundland will cause a revival of the old fight . Sir Robert Bond has been premier of Newfoundland since 1900, when his party captured thirty-two of the thirty-six seats in the Parliament. Four years later he secured thirty of the seats, but In 1908 the nartioa broke even. Mr. Bond retained his premiership and bis cabinet, but he has apparently seen the hoplessnees of accomplishing any legislative good with a house evenly divided and so has decided to retire and go to the country with an appeal for vindication and a vote of confidence. Indications are that the opposition will win in such a conflict and Newfoundland wTll have the exciting experience attendant upon a complete change of adminis tration forces.. Eussia on the AjjfressiTe.' The emphatic declaration of "Fight ing Bob" Evans that Russia Is deter minedly making preparations for an other war with Japan finds some color In the course' being pursued by the Russian authorities in Manchuria. The United States and other powers inter ested in affairs in China have modestly protested that Russia is falling to carry out the terms of the treaty of Portsmouth, which provided for the administration of the affairs of the Russian railroads In Manchuria. The Russian authorities have not yet found time to reply to these overtures, but are going ahead ruling Manchuria with a high hand and giving appar ently every cause for the Japanese to take offense. The Manchurian crisis has been pre clpltated by the action of the Russian director general of the Chinese East ern railway in closing the stores and warehouses of the Chinese merchants at Harbin because they have refused to pay the taxes he has Imposed Business is at a standstill at all sta tions west of Harbin and a critical situation has arisen. The tsx propo sltlon Is somewhat trivial In Itself, but a big question is involved in Russia's claim of right to exercise plenary power in the administration of the railroad controlled by it In Man churia. This raises the real question of the Portsmouth treaty which gave cmna jurisdiction in Manchuria. By the terms of that treaty Russia and Japan were authorized to maintain guarda, in limited numhar to their railroad Interests, but surren dered the entire administration of criminal and civil affairs . to - the Chinese government. Russia Is now asserting rights which are not pro vided in the treaty, with a healthy prospect that the control of Manchuria may be made the subject of another conflict like that of 1904 whfeh re sulted so disastrously to the czar's forces. What it Does. But altogether It waa admitted that the bill does that which the promise was given that It would do It guarantees absolutely to every man, woman and child who has a dollar deposited In one of the banks char tered tinder the Nebraska laws, that neither dishonesty nor lack of manasement on the part of the bankers, nor the terrors of a financial crisis ehall deprive them from bavins; that money returned to them. It makea their money In the bank mora secure than In the old sock or the teapot or cisar box. World-Herald. This rhapsody from the Omaha Double-ender Is lifted In praise of the guaranty deposit law, which has Just gone through the house at Lincoln, but the paean does not exhaust the possibilities of the proposition. The soulful song of the ardent Bryanite may be continued Indefinitely and probably will. It is altogether likely that after Nebraska has swung Into line behind Oklahoma, as the Bryan ites would have it do, that the hymn of .praise will be continued In a slightly different key. The guaranty deposit law has an other side, which is not disclosed In the quoted paragraph. If It makea ap parently certain the return of the de posit to the depositor, it also makes easy the entrance into banking circles of men whose character would not otherwise open the door. It may guar antee the safety of the deposit, but it does not guaranty the probity of the banker. The state accepts no responsi bility and the bankers who have built up their business on character are not inclined to risk their reputation by standing sponsors for men of specu lative genius who will be attracted to the new field by the generous provi sions of the law, which Mr. Bryan and his visionary supporters are driv ing through the Nebraska legislature. Bleached Flour and Pure Food. The secretary of agriculture invites the Nebraska millers to go into court if they want to continue making white flour from hard wheat, and it is quite possible that he will be accommodated. It seems like a hair-splitting proposi tion, but it is altogether In favor of the Minneapolis millers, who control the soft wheat, of which the supply Is limited. Unless it can be clearly proven that bleaching flour by elec tricity is dangerous to health, the Ne braska millers should have the privilege. At present it seems that the alleged deleterious element In bleached flour is detected only by minute and expert chemical analysis, and the secretary himself admits that its- presence Is only In infinitesimal quantities. It is dangerous in large quantities, but one expert has said that a man would have to eat at least . 10,000 loaves of bread made from bleached flour in order to ac quire enough of the precipitated ni trate to make him sick. If this Is all there is to the danger, the order of Secretary Wilson may be set aside without any special violence being done to the pure food law. The fake reformer who has flour ished aloft the gonfalon of blue law enforcement in Omaha for so long now finds himself repudiated by his former associates, who are trying to extricate themselves from the morass Into which they unwittingly followed this enthusiast. The cause of real re form has never been advanced by hysteria. The house committee on appropria tions is doing some good work, but has plenty of room for further efforts in the way of killing bills. Nebras kans do not expect cheese paring in the legislature, but money ap propriated should be devoted to useful purposes and not to mere experiments. The city council will do well not to build any more fire houses until some of those already built are equipped with men and apparatus. The ex tension of fire protection is always a good thing, but an idle fire barn is a poor investment. A citizen has paid 1200 for a docu ment aigned by George Washington, which is not remarkable, in view of the fact that Senator Stephenson has paid $207,000 for a document signed by the governor and the officials of the legislature of Wisconsin. A forty-pound box of dynamite fell over a 200-foot cliff at Gadsden, Ala., and landed on the dinner of a man who had just eaten and lay on his back waiting for the 1 o'clock whistle. The dynamite didn't explode, but the man did. A corps of the Norwegian army Is being drilled to operate on skates. Just shows the difference. An Amer ican officer who tries to perform his duty with his skate on is called before a court-martial. The salary of the press agent of the Panama canal has been reduced from $10,000 to $5,000 a year. Still, the average press agent cares no more about $5,000 than he does for one of his arms. ' The defeat of county option in the senate was accomplished by a narrow margin, but it waa accomplished and the prohibition fight is put off to an other campaign. "Tom Piatt may now devote all his energies to looking after the Interests of his express company, says an east- ern paper, Has he ever done any thing else? Some sapient persona are advising Mr. Roosevelt of the risks he takes tn penetrating Africa. That Is all right. In a way, but Africa is also taking some risks. "The 'possum will not succeed the eagle aa our national bird," says the Chicago Record-Herald. So the eagle has already displaced the stork, has it? Another war is scheduled in Centra! America, although we were under the impression that the elections down here were not held until next fall. Break It Geatly. Chicago Tribune. A farmers' wheat trust? And in Nebraska? GItImk Away family Secrets. Charleston News and Courier. One of the troubles with the democratic party appears to be that It has no fixed principles upon any public question. Forced to alt the Game. Pittsburg Dispatch. The president of the New York Central declares that there will be no more rebat ing, being brought to a reformed state of mind by the affirmation of that fine against his company. But the reduction of the standard oil fine may produce the other effect on more Important factors In the rebating Industry. National Weakaeaaes. Wall Street Journal. A reviewer of oriental conditions saya that China's fatal weakness Its Its lack of aelf-consclousness. A reviewer of west- em conditions might say with equal truth that the greatest nuisance here and In Europe Is an exaggerated state of aelf- consclnusness, which keeps us and our neighbors awake nights, planning to repel attempt! at foreign conquest. Boosted Rates Co ml its; Down. Springfield Republican. Those advanced railroad rates which took effect on January 1 are already coming down. They were raised without consult ing the Interstate Commerce commission and are being lowered without any order from that body, which seems to be so overwhelmed with, work In various direc tions as to mnke one question whether the roads have not actually a freer hand In rate matters now than they did before tha passage of the Hepburn rata act. The rate advance of January was long discussed and was finally adopted on the theory that the vouma of traffic would' be as large under high as low rates a very curious economic proposition. New Presidents Cordial Receptloa. New" York Tribune. The new president enters office under the most favorable conditions. He has the respect and confidence of the whole coun try. Hla experience fits him in an excep tional degree for tha work of administra tion. He possesses polsa, breadth of view, sanity, charity, and a wholesome sense of humor. He can be firm, aa well as just and kind. He has himself helped to break tha path which his administration Is to follow. We can aee no emergencies ahead of him for which he la not fully prepared. His Ideals are hlrh, his capacity Is proved. His administration, we confidently believe, will be fruitful In great and honorable achievements, vindicating completely the popular judgment which decreed his elec- FEWER ' TAX UODGKRS. Progress of the Stales la Reformlas Taxation Systems. William Allen White In American Magazine. Thirty years ago we were a nation of tax-dodgers. Today tha Inequities' of taxation are shameful In American states, but not so shameful aa they were In the old days. During the last ten years the tax laws of over half tha Amer lean states have been changed in the hope that they would be improved. Tha full rendition law has come lnte a large number of the states. And with It tha state tax commission has been established In a wkte group of the more progressive American states. These ttates are Pennsyl vania, New York. Indiana, Kansas, Wis consin, Michigan, Virginia, through Its cor poration commission; Maryland and West Virginia, through a board of public works; Alabama. Washington, Oklahoma, New Mexico, North and South Caroline and Na braska through a state board of equallia tlon. New Jersey has an effective system of county boards working together, and tax commissions have been appointed by the legislature or by the governor to codify and revise and improve the tax lawa In Maine, Missouri, Vermont, Ohio and New Hampshire. In nearly every state during the laat five yeara there has been a serious attempt in the legislature redeeming the pledge of a dominant party to do something to Improve the tax system. Tha people have grown Intolerant of Its Injustices. They are willing wherever a full rendition law is enacted to give In their property at Its full value, and where the taxes In creases thara Is not aa much complaint aa there would have been twenty yeara ago, The people earnestly desire to reform them selves. GRADl'ATED INHERITANCE TAX Tbreateaed Federal laTasloa of States' Pastore. Chicago Tribune. Tha tariff as revised may not provide Im mediately so much revenue aa la needed. With an eye to that contingency President Taft suggests the adoption of new forma of taxation. Among theae he recommends a graduated Inheritance tax. Much can be said in Its favor. It can be collected with certainty and ease and at small coat. Tha graduated inheritance tax of im brought in HO, 000,000 in 1101 and 1903. and would be more productive now. When the income of the government is falling as much below ha expenditures as It Is now . It is the duty at congress to supplement the customary taxes with new onea, giving the preference to those which are the least burdensome and whose yield can be moat accurately estimated. The in heritance tax a an excellent tax for ad emergency and should be resorted to by the national government In emergencies only. Thirty-six states' have inheritance tax laws. The remaining states will adopt Ihtm In time. Therefore, except on special occa slons, the federal government should let the states have undisputed possession of this source of revenue. The spheres of stats and federal taxation should for ob vious reasons be aa distinct as poaaible Furthermore, If state and national tax col lectors were aa a regular thing to take toll of tha same eat ate tbey might In aome stales be a dangerously close approach to confiscatory taxation. Aa general business conditions Improve tha regular internal revenue taxes will be more productive. Tba lower duties et the revised tariff will ultimately yield more revenue than the higher duties have. Then any extraordinary taxes that coagTeaa may Irapoea because of the deficit can and should ba resealed to""- Washington Life Short naSehee of Saetdeaas and Xpiacaaei t6 Mart the Frog ra t Bveats at the Station's Capital. As a rule, "grr-at bod.es move slowly." But there are exceptions tf every rule President Taft's record as a traveler makes him a shining exception, and puts him at the head of the Hat. not enly aa the great American traveler, but aa a world beater. The Washington correspondent of the New York Tribune compiled a record of the distance covered by the Ohloan In nine years, showing 300.000 miles of land and water traversed, a greater distance, than that of any other person of prominence n ancient and modern times. In addition to an almost unprecedented number of Journeys in this country, the president went four times to Manila, including one visit on hte way around the globe; five times o Panama and twice to Cuba, touching at Porto Rico once on his way home. In his campaign east and weet, north and south, It waa estimated that he covered more than 1&.000 miles, and that Is below he figures. His goings to and fro upon the surface of the earth began In March, 1900. The table -rf distances which makes the tetal of miles traveled, 202.114, doea not Include his many Journeys up and down tha Philippine group of Islands. It com putes the circumnavigation of the earth at 2S.0O0, which does not allow for all the (Treat distances covered to and fiom places out of tha direct line of travel. The table of miles covered by years shows that if he had kept up the average set for the first wo months of 1909 ha would have nearly equaled the record of 1908 and exceeded that for any other year. The table fol lows, tha mileage for 1901 and 1902 count ing the return journey from Manila as completed, although he was on board hip when the veers closed: Miles Miles Years. traveled. Years. traveled. H.J60 1905 33a i"i .onn i9c w 11 07f 190.1 23.145 1907 3.0j. 1903 8.000 19W 4757ft 1904 U.TM 1909 B.9S0 Total ....302.111 Senators having aspirations In the direc tion of oratory had better keep their weather eye on that man Cummins, sen ator from Iowa, relatea a correspond Mi t of tfie Brooklyn Eagle. He has not had bjI opportunity to get off an article of the real oratory sort m the United States senate yet, but when he does the young, old, and middle-aged Demostheneses will wake up. The senator has a strong, penetrating voice, his enunciation Is particularly clear, and his English is of the brand that even Senator Lodge cannot take exceptions to. And his gestures they are all right. When his audience applauds too long he raises his rlgtit hand, a la Roosevelt, and still ness reigns supreme. Senator Cumins has been before the public for a long time as a speaker. He reoites a story of his first offense before a gathering of old soldiers. He had prepared hla speech, but In the excitement of the reception preceding the banquet he left the maeiucrtpt In his over coat pocket. When the time came for him to address Uie old vets he felt for his papers. Thy were outside. He was em barrassed, but started In boldly with: I am not a veteran of the civil war. Unfortunately, I waa born too late to have shared with you the hardships of the strife, the sorrows of defeat, and the Joya of vic tory In that great battle waged for human kind." There ha atuck. Three times he rot that far, but the next sentence was not forth coming. Things began to look haay wlien a vet seated In the rear of the hall. In a whisper loud enough to be heard over the room, said: "It's a i n pity he waa ever born at all." living quietly in Washington Is a retired army officer, whose association with one of the greatest events in the civil war ren ders him conspicuous among hundreds of brave men. This Is Colonel FYed Fugar, United States army, who, for the remark able period of forty-five yeara served In one command of the United States army. Battery A, of the Fourth artillery. Thia waa the famous troop pf Lieutenant Alonzo Cushlng, which lay In tha "Bloody Angle" at Gettysburg and repulsed the great "Pickett's charge." which marked the "high water mark of the rebellion.4' Alonso Cushlng, a deecendent of the cele brated Colonel Job Cushlng of Massa chusetts of revolutionary fame, and son of the New York woman noted as "Mary, the Mother of Cuahlngs." was one of the four sons whose wonderful record during the civil waa has added tha brightest tuater to the Cushlng name. , Ailonso waa a West Pointer, while his brother William, who aank the Albermarle and lived to retire In peace, was the hero of one of the greatest exploits of the war. Another brother, Howard, was with Law ton when that great Indian fighter ran down Oeronlmo In Arisona. and finally captured him and his band by the simple. but hitherto Impossible, expedient of tiring him out. A fourth brother had an honor able career In the navy during the war. Colonel Fugar was first sergeant of Bat tery A on the memorable day at Gettys burg, and it wis Into his arms that the heroic Cushlng, already torn with bullets In the arm and shoulder, fell an.d dted when he received his mortal wound. The com mand then devolved upon Fugar; and in the engagement eighty-three out of ninety horses, forty-five out of ninety men and two officers, composing the little troop, were killed. Only at Oravelotle, according to military historians, was the loaa of life greater in a single command. Sergeant Fugar was knocked down by a shell, which ploughed up the ground under him, but was not Injured The division of which Battery A was s part waa commanded by General Alexander 8. Webb afterward president of the City college of New York, and it was part of Hancock's corps. For his services on this day. In the ac tion which marked the turning point of the war. Sergeant Fugar was given a com mission; and he continued In the army until nine yeara ago. Ha had seen five years service among the Indians before th civil war opened, and was IX years old at the time of Gettysburg. The Confederate Gen eral Armiaiead, who commanded ona of the divisions of Pickett's oorps, waa killed within a rod of where Cushlng fell. Both spots are new marked with monuments. Some years after the war, the Seventy- second souaves were trying through the courts to establish their right to a mem orlal on the flelj of Gettysburg, and In tha course cf the proceedings Fugar was called to testify as to the relative positions oc cupied by several eomreanda. Ha was kept on the stand from o'clock In the morning until ( o'clock at night, and cross-examined to tha limit of hla patience by tha young lawyers who were trying tha case of the Zouavea. Finally, after an unusually se vere grilling aa to feet, yards and Inches, tha old soldier let hlmaelf loose with ona angry outburst: "Gentlemen, I did not carry a tape meas ure with me that day," he shouted. No more questions were asked him. TV. mn ffl titration U to - --. ..... ... , , reader of th tact that uus fruit give to RojiJ iU diief ingredient, from deries those I AW make) it umaua as a raiamz ao-Mir- Jk favarita with all who do 8 u , 7m PERSONAL NOTES. It coat the Illinois colonels 1400 to buck the snow drifts In Washington. It la gratifying to know that a woman's league in New York voted down a truculent member who declared that the only good man la a dpad men. A New Tork writer advertined that ha had received a fortune and desired to in vest it. Then he wrote stories about the people whom his fake lured. Little sympathy should -be wasted upon the Phtladelphian who was robbed of 3"0 in the Philadelphia, city hell. He must have known the desperate chancea he was taking. While there has been no opportunity for an exact count, about a thousand editora are commending congress for favoring a change In Inauguration day "In accordance with our suggestion." William B. Smart, a first aaftlstunt as sessor for the city of Boston, the oldest active newspaper ninn In the state and for nearly a half century connected with the Boston Fost staff, died recently at his home In Dorchester. Now a woman In Chicago wants a di vorce because her husband not only lets her have the last word, but makes her do all the talking which shows how the dearest privilege, the most hotly defended right, becomes a hardship when it Is put In the light of a duty. The strong opposition of a section of the British cabinet to the prevailing jingo sentiment compelled the ministry to modify the extreme two-power naval plan, by excluding the United States. It is not much of a concession to peace, but every little he'lps. It Is more of a concession to the necessities of a treasury deficit, and sources of taxation that are squeexed to the limit. One of the Incidental humors of the Taft Inauguration ceremony, according to a be lated account. Is that Chief Justice Fuller, in administering the oath, called upon tha new resident to "execute" rather than "defend" the constitution of the United States. Aind Mr. Taft solemnly promised that he would. The only bystander who noticed the slip was Senator Knox, who whlepered to his new chief, "Don't do It." Mrs. Laura Smith, whose death was re corded recently In the west, worked with her husband for years to get a tunnel through the Rio mine In Colorado. When hope waa almost gone they won a prize of $15,000, and with that sum the ore waa laid bare, and they made about a million and a half of money. Then, after having fought a hard fight an long together, the couple separated, were divorced and the woman married again, to die In almoat poverty. THE SIX PER CENT RETl'R. Railroad Standard of rroflt Set IP by Jadge MePherson. Chicago Tribune. The Missouri railroads have won the first round In their fight against the 2-cent pas senger rate and the lower freight rates pre scribed by the state legislature. A district court judge has held In their favor. The circuit court of appeals and the supreme court are yet to be heard from. In the case of the Consolidated Gas com pany the supreme court held that It could charge rates which would enable It to pay 6 per cent-on a valuation -whlch had the stamp of approval of the state legislature. The judge wno heard the Missouri rate cases admits that railroads and gas com panies do not stand precisely on-the same footing, but ha contends that railroads, when economically built and properly man aged, are entitled to 'a 6 per cent return. He Is of the opinion that the Missouri roads were properly built and are properly man aged, that the rates established by the leg islature would not provide aufficlent rev enue from Interstate business, and that, therefore, they are1 confiacatory. The finding may be a Just one as re gards the rates. It appears that the 2-cent passenger fare did not stimulate travel to the extent Us advocates assumed It would. If the legislature had made the rate half a cent higher it would have just about hit the mark, ft may be that the valuation put by the court on the Missouri roads, some of which are popularly aupposed to be greatly overcapitalised, la not in excess of their actual value. But, while the su preme court haa allowed a gas company a 8 per cent return, It may not be prepared to make that a general rule as to railroadk. If It were to do so there-w'ould be a kind of guaranty of per cent'on the valuation of all roads which could convince the courts that their capitalisation did not exceed their real value. No road would admit that It was overcapitalized and the courts might be kept busy ascertaining true valuations. The establishment of the 6 per cent theory For Making Fudge and Tally get A pure, fine-flavored syrup that makes the finest kind of candy. la I Sc. Ma, aad SOc tlaa at all grocers A book of cooking and ctndy-mtkinq rtclpts $tnt free cs rtquttt. COM riODUCTS IOIMNC CO New Ysrk rmindl th neauuuui actiTO and tbe grape prima qualities which 1 WW IB mi sire the finest, most healthful food. Royal is the only Baking Powder mad from Royal Crap Craana of Tartar might be followed In many instabrea by a raising of rates. During a season of industrial depression the earnings of the community decrease. Business concerns have to put up with smaller earnings and to economise whe.ro possible. It has seemed only natural that railroads should ehare their lot. It would be a great thing for the roads If they could be put In a position where a heavy Increase of rates would be Justifiable dur ing a season of light Uefflo so that their earnings might suffer no diminution. The supreme court has not yet put them in so enviable a footing. . LINES TO A LAUGH. "That fellow has all kind of money," remarked the worshiper e wwalth. "Yes." was the reply. "But he's mlirhty careful not to spoil hla eolleettkwi by losing any specimens." Waahtoglon. Star. "In bad electrical storma there Is en. thing which is general, even Including peo ple not at all curious." "What is that?" "Everybody Is Inclined to rubber." Balti more American. , Mr. Jftwbaok Mr. Branelgh ge4a rilOOO a year Just for furnishing hia firm with Ideas. I'd like to have a job like that. Mrs. Jawback Yea and we'd starve to death. Cleveland Leader. , The Pastor What! You want tn be mar ried to this man? Why, womtn, he'a as drunk aa he can be! , The Pxride WkII. hurry, or he might sober up. St. Louis Tlmea. "Why have you thrown over Mr. Piter ?" "Oh," I could never marry a man with a crooked leg." - "What made his leg crooked?" "I ran over it with my motor car." Success. i . Jane That deceitful Gimble girt poaes an a perfect angel. To hear her talk to the men you'd think that the maids up In Paradise were duntlug pff her wings. Mame I think It more likely they are fireprooflng them. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Queen Gertrude isn't it terrible! Ophelia raving out here and Hamlet soliloquizing1 all over t'he place. What a trial! King Claudius Yes. hut. : thank heaven! there won't be any expert testimony in II, or any unwritten law. Puck. "Pinks in very much, run down. I hear." "Well. h or ail men ought ;to be able to build himself up." "Why?" ' - ' "Great Scott, man. Isn't he an architect?" Baltimore American. A SEND-OFF. Wallace Irwin In Collier's. Say, Teddy, we have joked about those Spaotaclea and Teeth, . We have Joshed you on your Strenuous -Proclivity; Now a "little? Wortf. rWt -fjaerAm, the Heart that beats beneath And the Purpose that was truo to your activity. For you're going vou're . going, and we scarce believe It's true; Yes, a sort of lonesome feeling, like an f row, shoots ua through By the Uwa that got the scrubbing And the Trusts that took the clubbing, 'Twill be many a cold, hard winter ere w see the like of you! Here's a bumper to you, Teddy, and so long to you! gee the Manhood of the Nation rise and throng to you. It the IVedatories roast you We, the People, rise and toast you In a cup of Glory, Teddy and so-long to you! You were often hard to follow In your chase for Bull and Bear; And your walks with Army Captains my, you hiked it so! Say, we almost choked tn see you beard the Congress In Its lair And emerge without an bump and O you liked It so! You were never dull or clammy yon were either pleased or vexed. And we woke up mornings asking, "What will he be doing next?" Will he give the railroads Hades, Or expresa hla vlewa on Ladlee Or 'mpale some Rabbit Faker on a pointed Moral Text?" Here's a bumper 'to you,' Teddy, and ao long to you! Here's a banxal and a broadside and a song to you By the Slaves that you have fathered And the Masters you have bothered. We, the People, wake the welkin and so long to you! You have bred a Bunch of Language that will live beyond Its day. You have told the Truth where Lies might le defensible; You have butted in where angels would have fainted dead away, Yet your matinee has been always com- mor sensible. You have raked the old traditions of Oie barnacles that clung. You have whizzed Into the Bee Hive where the Nation s Honev hung. You have spotted out the shirkers As thev fed among the workers; Aind there's been an awful bussing from the Drones when they were atungt Here's a bumper to you. Teddy and so long to you! Here's the send-off of the Nation free and strong M you: rxn and rest In wild Zambezi. Hunt the Lien oh. that' easv You hsve bagged some Big Ones, Teddy and ao-long to you! ,