4 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: WEDNESDAY. MAKCII 10. 1000, The Omaha Daily Bee. FOUNDED.''' EDWARD ROSS WATER VICTOR JLOSEWATER. EDITOR. Entered at Omaha postoflc aa sacond elaaa matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. . Dally Pee (without Sundays on yer - 2. Daily Bn and Sunday. n year DELIVERED BT CARRIER. Daily Be (Including Sunday). per week Jf; Dally Bh (without Sunday), per wseK.. " Evening Bee (without Sunday), par week ao Evening Pea (with Sunday), par week.. ' Sunday Bea, one yar.... j -j Saturday Baa, ona year...... Address all complaints of Irregularltlee in delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha-The Bee Bulldlnf ' South Omaha Twenty-fourt n atld N. Council Bluffs li Scott Street. Lincoln 611 Little BuHdlna;. Chicago IMS Marquette Building. Nw York-Rooms D01-1W8 No. 4 Wat Thlrtv-thlrd Street. ' , Washington-? Fourteenth Straat. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter should be addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. ftemlt by draft, exprsss or postal order, payable to The Bea Publishing Company. Only 3-cent stamps rec-elyed In payment or mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. STATEMENT Of. CTRCTTLATION. State of Nebraska. Douglas Countjr.es.: Oeorg B. Tisohuck. treaaurer of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the actual number of full and complete coplea of Tha Dallv. Morning. Evening ad Sunday Bee printed during tha month or February, J0. was -as follows: ; 1 SS.tlO lis... SS.SM 1 OT.1T0-' MXMO 1 39,000 '1T..' 8S.T70 4 SS.oeO It i 'WO I 89,050 19 S,10 SS.ftSO CO 39,080 7 37,000 Jl 3T.100 f 39,330 2: 40,900 .....ft 39,080 ZI 33430 10 33,390 C4 3930 11 . ; i . .'. I 39,910 11 39,830 !l 3940 II 39,790 27.. 33,030 14 37400 It 37430 Total 1,087.090 Lesa unsold and returned eoplea. 943 Net Total 1,07743 Dally average 33,S i- OBO. B. TZ8CHUCK. Treasurer. Subscribed in my presence and sworn to before ma this 1st day of March. 1909. M.' F. WALKER. (SealK. . ':. Notary Public WHEN OUT Or TOWN. Subscribers leaving tha city tesa liurarlly tkosU . ksT The Bea mailed to them. Addrcaa will vkaaged as ottea as reaiaaated. It's million-dollar snow, all right. Bonaparte has retired to St, Helena, at Baltimore. Indiana has a' deficit of 11,000,000. Why not tax the' author? Speaking ot name, Rock Flint has been appointed Inspector of quarries In Wisconsin. It is proposed to produce a modified version of Salome. ' jolng to serve It with drcssingr ' " Congressman Nick Longworth is now a.t liberty, to make a record on his own account, it he can. Report indicate that a good many Washington officeholders have found themselves without transfers. ' It (s hoped that the next congress m ill remove the Maine instead of ask ing the country to remember it. The young man whose parents give him a good start it) life too often breaks the speed limit later on. Mr. Roosevelt la one of the few men who will not believe that an editor ever has any use for a pair of scissors. "The week la being given up to banquets," says a Washington dis patch. AH diet along the Potomac, as it were-. -. -. A desperado who had defied the po lice at Cincinnati was captored by a coal dealer.' Easiest thing in the world for the coal dealer. Servia ha magnanimously agreed not to attack Austria. This will re lieve the scare of all of the European powers that are backing Austria. It la possible that the Washington undertakers may be selfish enough to oppose the plans for having the In augural date changed from March 4. The, .necklace of pearls brought to Omaha by the Greek did not come ex actly as a gift, but several Omaha men are a little . more prosperous as the result. , Former Governor Hoke Smith of Georgia is going into the chicken rais ing business on a -large scale. - WOn- dr what particular vote he is trying to capture? i A London woman has relinquished an inheritance of $50,000 rather than remove to Chicago. Still, some con tend that English people know little about tbl country. Former Senator Piatt says he will eliminate all of hi personal trouble from hi book of reminiscences. The volume, then, will be as dull 'as the Congressional Record. All of the anti-Japanese bills in the Montana legislature hav been killed. That' right. Montana could take care of about half the population of Japan without feeling at all crowded. A bill pending In th Illinois legis lature provide that professional drunkards shall be Isolated, li Is sim ply Impossible to separate a profes sional drunkard from hi menagerie. The nauiiuy of a aifiius; uuuiroittee 1 the beat Indication that the legisla ture of Nebraska is getting ready to quit. Just how soon Is sot Indicated. Th sifters will have plenty of work before they get th file cleaned up. . The Treasury Deficit. President Taft' administration i be gins w'lth an apparently paradoxlcat ' financial condition. Business , condi tions throughout the country are sub stantially sound. Credit, both public and. private, is strong; Imports show a healthful Increase, crop ' prospects are promising and all the elements which make for a returning prosperity are manifest and growing, even if the evidences of returning vitality are not pronounced. Their existence Is indis putable. Opposed to this situation is the fact that the fiscal year, which will end on June SO, Is certain to show a deficit of 1110,000,000. with a pros pect that it may exceed that amount. The situation then presented Is thst, while all private enterprises are pros perous and showing daily gains, the public account is running behind all the time and . the administration will be pressed with the urgency of mak ing some provision to strike a balance between Income and outgo. Since the beginning of thj year the government has called for4he return to the national treasury, of lotue. f.55, 000,000 held by national banks. The imposition of an interest requirement of 2 per cent upon funds held by the banks has resulted In the release of a large amount of securities, chiefly government bonds, which were de posited as pledges for such deposits of public money. The banks are return ing these deposits because they have an abundance of money from indi vidual depositors which they may. use without paying the interest demanded by the government. On account of this condition, the banks have a glut of bonds on their hands and are nat urally not enthusiastic over the pros pect of the bond supply being further angmented by the Panama bond Issue. The banks have a surfeit of bonds bearing a low rate of interest and are at something of a loss to know .what to do with them. The reflex of this condition is shown In the quotations on Panama bonds. The earlier Issues of these bonds sold readily at 103 or better, but are now being bid for at par only. Should the treasury seek to market the $45,000,- 000 of these bonds In order to bring the total emission up to the $130,000,- 000 authorized by the Spooner act. there is serious question whether they could be disposed of at par, unless In dividuals take them for investment purposes, as the banks can not use them to advantage. . . The situation, however, is far from alarming. The treasury deficit Is likely to have the effect of impressing congress with the necessity of check ing extravagance In appropriations and against Ill-considered legislation on questions of finance: It is believed by those at the head of the Treasury department that normal conditions will be restored and the .treasury def icit turned to a surplus if natural conditions are allowed - to obtain In the way of legislation and administra tive policy. The first severe test of President Taft's administration, there fore, will be in the measures he de vises for the safeguarding the public credit and restoring confidence to the enterprises of the country. Reform for Revenge. One of the most depolrable condi tions that has prevailed in Nebraska has been the opposition of a number of interested persons to the growth of Omaha and Douglas county. This dates back to the earliest times in the history of the state, when the rivalry waa keen for political and commercial eminence. It is needless now to re-. count the various phases and manifes tation ot tnl rivalry, of the bitterness that grew out of the fact that Omaha became the business and Industrial center of th state. It Is not true, as has often been charged, that Omaha ha sought to dominate the affair .of the state, either in business or politics. The spirit that baa prevailed in Omaha haa alwaya been that what Is good for Ne braska la good for Omaha, and along this line the cltlsens of the metropolis have consistently proceeded. The time cannot be said for some other and smaller communities In the state. A great many have proceeded, ap parently, along th line that what Is good for St. Joe, or Kansas City, or St. Louis, or some other outside point, is good for Nebraska. Periodically Omaha is submitted to public criticism and abuse by men, who, while pre tending to act for the state, are really acting for some selfish purpose and hoping that by arraying the state against Omaha they can secure their own selfish ends. . When the revenue bill that is now the law was before th legislature the cltlsens of Omaha were at Lincoln fighting the hardest to secure the en actment of a law that would 'place the burden of taxation equally where it belongs, and the corporations , then used the cry that is now being raised to align the country votea against Omaha in order that certain provisions of the law should be moulded to suit the convenience of the railroads. When the terminal tax Mil waa pend ing the same fight was carried on, but In this Omaha's argument prevailed and every community in tbe atate profits aa a result of tbe enactment cf that law. The cry of reform in the revenue law is sgatn raised In the leg islature and the author of the pro posed law defenda his action by at tacking Omaha aad citing that the property . owned In this city escapes taxation, inasmuch aa these charges hav been made again and again be fore the Stat Board of Equalisation, and hav been annually threshed out at the sittings of that body. It must be apparent that th proposed, law la reform for revenge rather than for revenue. v . r It is not Omaha's fault that this city was found to be located the most ad vantageously for the purposes of com merce and Industry, but it is Omaha's misfortune thst the Jealousy of a num ber of smaller communities Is continu ally being vented In the legislature and elsewhere. The clllxens of Omaha are proud of Nebraska, and as loyal and energetic In tbe upbuilding of the stste as any can possibly be. They havq no vengeance to wreak on any one and regret deeply that any should feel a grievance against Omaha that can only be settled by enacting' a reve nue law especially to meet the end. The Stuff of Soldiers. A thrill of pride must quicken the pulses of Americans who read of the experiences 6f the West Pojnt cadets in their efforts to reach Washington on the morning of March 4 In time to take a star part in the Inaugural pa rade. The 400 cadets, traveling In two special trains, reached Baltimore about 7 o'clock in the morning to find the wires down and the track between Washington and Baltimore blocked with "snowdrifts. Railroad men could offer no encouragement and rather frowned upon the proposition of Colo nel Sibley to "make a way." "There are more telegraph poles on the tracks between here and Washington than there are standing," reported the rail road superintendent. The com mandant replied that the cadets would attend to that and the special trains were allowed to atart their fight against the blockade. When the first section cleared the Baltimore tunnel, the snow from which had been shoveled by the cadets, tbe snow was falling In a blinding sheet. The train was stopped and a member of the victorious foot ball team of West Point led the charge with 200 of his fellows. Telegraph poles were removed and dangerous obstructions piled into the ditch. Old railroad men who were out clearing tbe tracks gaped in wonder at tbe vim and intelligence with which the cadets tackled the obstruction problem and the scientific way In which they re moved obstacles. In an hour the track bad been cleared to an open space, some nineteen miles In length. Then the second relay came up and took relief duty. At noon only five miles separated the cadets from the national capital. The cadets worked with clock-like regularity and with as much discipline aa though they were in an engineering corps clearing the way for an army to go through to Washing ton in war time. At 1 o'clock they pulled Into the Washington terminal and two battalions of cadets, spick and span in the dress uniforms to which tney had changed and showing no signs of the forty miles of hard work, marched out of the station to take their places In the Inaugural parade. No .livelier body' of men passed the reviewing stand and no military or ganization showed a line so perfect or a step so springy. Six hours after the parade the cadets were back In West Point and at their regular work. It was all a part of a day's work. Of such stuff are the American soldiers made. Reform Work for Bankers. Convicted bankers serving terms in the Western Pennsylvania peniten tiary at Pittsburg have discovered an apparent shortage of some $26,000 In the penitentiary accounts, and a thor ough investigation of the books of the institution has been ordered. One of the banker convicts, appointed to audit the books, discovered the dis crepancy some time ago and other bankers behind the bars, have been working with him to ascertain the de tails and extent of the misuse of funds. The discovery suggests a wide field for operation in the penal institutions of other states. Ohio has a "bankers' row" in its penitentiary and nearly every state in the union has one or more bankers on its convict roll. Most of these men have been sent to prison on account of the facility in doctor ing books in order to conceal pecula tions and violations of the banking law. Naturally they are the men best equipped to examine the books of the big penal Institutions to ascertain whether the state is being mulcted. The discovery in tbe Pennsylvania in stitution may do much to remove the prejudice juries apparently have against sending bankers to prison, even when the evidence is strongly against them. The Sugar Trust's Fine. The United States government has won a rather important victory in the decision of the jury In the federal dis trict court at New York assessing a fine of $134,166 against the Sugar trust, which was found guilty of de frauding the government by the use of a device which caused the scales to register untrue weights, thus cheating the federal government of its proper customs duties Imposed on raw Im ported sugar. The decision and the fine imposed are, of course, important, but they are insignificant compared with the expose of the methods of some of the btg in dustrial corporations in defrauding the government and gaining a distinct advantage over competitors. Tbe tes timony offered showed conclusively that the Sugar trust had sole owner ship of a device, the use of which reduced tbe weight of the trust's im portations from 10 to 25 per cent, owing to tbe needs of the day's busi ness. It is claimed by th government that this device was used on 23 4 car goes of sugar and that proof of the charge will show th government has been deprived of custom duties ag gregating nearly $2,000,000. Tbe defense plsced its main reli ance on th fact that the prosecution was a "plant" and that the informers were to receive a large share of the money recovered from the tiust. If the case was successful. Public sentiment Is always against informers, but In this case the means clearly were Justi fied In securing the needed Informa tion convicting a big corporation of one of the most contemptible of meth ods in securing an advantage over the government and over Its competitors in the sugar refining business. Secretary Wilson has coaxed the western farmers to raise durum wheat, and now is trying to convince the west ern millers they can't bleach the flour made from th durum. Ills position seems a little , bit singular, but the spring wheat millers of Minneapolis don't care what happens to the winter wheat millers of Nebraska. The restoration by the Union Pacific Coal company of several thousand acres of valuable coal lands which had been unlawfully sequestered and the payment of a stiff fine for damages Is something of an Indication that the secret service under Secretary Gar field's direction has been of value. "Whisky Is whisky, and nothing else is whisky," is the final decision of Mr. Bonaparte on the question, "What is whisky!" which has been before the Washington authorities for several years. Mr. Bonaparte Is clearly qualified to answer that other ques tion, "What is a democrat?" The assault on Douglas county in the legislature by the representative of Lancaster county does not surprise anybody, for it is habitual. The only thing to be discovered now la what new plum the Lincoln senator hopes to secure for his own community. Mr. Fairbanks upon retiring from office paid for the inkstand, the pur chase of which created so much crit icism a few years ago. The democrats will, of course, refuse to be satisfied until he pays for the ink he used dur ing his four years' term. Dr. Lyman Abbott Is making a tour of Porto Rico for material for a series of special articles for the Outlook, There will be no room for such arti cles In the Outlook when Editor Roosevelt gets his typewriter properly oiled. Walter Wellman haa advised An drew Carnegie to establish a newspa per In Washington. Tbe suggestion will give Mr. Carnegie a chance to show whether he was In earnest when he expressed a wish to die poor. Mr. Bryan is such a magnet in the east, that people are trampling each other to death in order to see him. He ought to . return to Nebraska, where his legislature is taking all sorts of liberties with his platform. Senator Aldrlch and Speaker Can non are both In jfavor of a permanent tariff commission, composed of experts. At that, however, the advocates of a permanent tariff commission will prob ably not give up the fight. Judge McPherson's decision has not ended the 2-cent fare fight In the west. It is the hope ot the railroad attorneys that this will affect action in other states, but the clamor for reduced rates will not be stilled. Charles P. Taft, a brother of the president, has paid $37,000 for the painting, "Shearing the Sheep." It is surprising that J. Pierpont Morgan al lowed anyone to Wat him to the pur chase of that. For Six Month his Suffering was Beyond Words One Mass of Irri tation and Itching was Dreadful Slept Only from Sheer Exhaustion Almost Out of His Mind After 24 Hours' Use of Cuticura Slept Like an Infant and Then was CURED IN ONE MONTH BY CUTICURA REMEDIES "I am seven ty-seven years old and one day, some years ago, I fell from a atep-iaader, bruising my heel. In a few days 1 could nut walk. I called in a doctor and inside of a week erysip elas set in. The doctor had not cured me of that when I was taken with eczema from head to foot. I was sick for six months and what I suffered tongue could not tell. I could not sleep day or night because of that dread ful itching; ajen I did sleep it waa from sheer exhauuion. I waa one mass of irritation; It iaa evert in my scalp. Th doctor's medicine seemed to make me worse and I was almost out of ray mind. I read of Cutioura and sent my wife to the druggist, who waa a member of my 4odn of Odd Fellows, for a aet of the Cuuoura Soap, Cuticura Ointment and Cuticura Resolvent. I used them per sistently for twenty-four hours. That night I slept like an infant, the first olid night a aleep I had had for six months. I waa not araid to use plenty of Cuticura Ointment and Cuticura Soap with hot water and in a week's time I waa able to put on my clothes again, in a month I was cured. From that day to thia I cannot praise the Cuticura Remedies too highly. I may add that I have a very heavy head of hair which I owe to Cuticura. W. Harrison Smith, R.F.D. 2, Mt. Kisco, N. Y.. Feb. 3, '08.'' A single aet of tha Cuticura Remedies is often sufficient for tha treatment of tha most torturing, disfiguring, itching, burning and aoalr humors, acaemaa, raahea and irritations, with loaa of hair, from infancy to aga, when all other rata dies fail. Guaranteed absolutely pur and may be used from tha hour of birth. emmm sa !). Oatnnl (tor 1. imnM SO l. m4 ("kocowia totted pills riSe . ara au4 thPQUftooul th vortd Pun Drus a rte oa. Cr . So Pmea. 117 miuabu iif . iwmko aarlutt Im, Cuikiub oa aa Sais T"nn i trail FROM H 10 FOOT Around New York JUpploe oa ta.e Onrvaat of lit aa mm la tha Oreat saerleaa MetrvpellB from Say to Day. Circular No. 4. Ixsued from the New York offh-e of the Simplified Spelling board, an nounces that another larse aectlon of tha Standard spelling book has been trimmed up In modern artistic fashion. The chief point of attack has been the ea which ancient spelling chucked Into words where they were not useful nor ornamental, and only served to stretch the "airing" of printera under the ancient piece system. Tha circular contains almost 11,000 sepa rate words In tflie simplified form (such as. rime, gard. Hand, autum, center, honor, helth, aetlv, lmarin, dortrln, tic), and 33.000 forma ending "ed" now simplified to "d," or "t." according as they are pro nounced (as srmd, burnd. compeld. inetild. snapt. atept, dropt. atopti. It makes a pamphlet of thirty-two pages, of wh'ch the first four contain an Introductory ex planation and condensed list of rules. Every afternoon a short stocky man with a wooden box under each arm rushes up and down Prk Row Into saloons, nickel odeons, cigar stores and rentauranta, where small chart la needed. He la known an "the Park Row change man," and carries from flOO to tXO In small change on each trip ha makes. The money Is arranged In rouleaus, or rolls, stamped and sealed, In amounts vary ing from II to 110 and made op of pen nies, nickels, dimes, quarters and half dollars. These he sells at an average profit of 5 cente a roll, shopkeepers being glad to pay this for the accommodation. Tha Park Row dispenser of lubricants, food, cigars snd other neccsary things Is always ready to take all the change he can get. "Tho change man of the row" haa two assistants, who gather all the small coin the- can get, from the circulation rooms of the big newspaper offices, subway' and elevated station, and the-"flrm of change artists" hr.ndles hundreds of dollars a day from which they derive a tidy weekly in come. This Is only one of the petty, paying industries of the Row ttiat few of the hundreds of thousands of persons who pass up and down Park Row dsy In and day out know anything about. Voicing the opinion that journalism haa come to occupy hig-h public ground and that there should be no curtailment of the free dom of the press In its consideration of demagogues and political humbugs who set themselves up as statesmen. Supreme Court Justice Gaynor in an oration on the occasion of the laying of the cornerstone of the New York Press club's new home, gave approbation to the efforts of fair and " honest newspapers. He said: "The prens of the country haa within the last twenty years improved vastly. Today to meet a journalist is to meet an educated gentleman, no matter to what department of the paper he belongs. Newspaper men respect tl emselves and each other. Today a scandalmonger Is shown the door in a newspaper office sooner than anywhere else. Jn their public conduct public offi cials are held up by the press to the full est publicity. The press should be free to put demagogues and political humbugs in a bunch separate, where they can be easllty distinguished. None of them can survive the touch of Ithurlel'a spear of truth the pen of enlightened Journalism In a free country, governed In tha last an alyals by those thinking persons who make free and lasting opinions." . Mrs. Russell Sage and others have pur chased a tract of land in Jamaica, county of Queens, for the purpose of experiment ing In the building of - model tenement houses after the English style. The broker In whose name title was acquired said today: "The plan still lacks deflniteneRS. I have no knowledge regarding the amount to be expended in the buildings, nor do I know how many or of what form or site they will be." The site Includes more than forty-eight acres just outside the heart of the Italian and Polish sections of Jamaica, tf the im provement proves successful model tene ment houses are to be erected in many places In Manhattan, It Is said. "That man had a positive mania for red headed women," said a witness In Justice Scudder's court, Brooklyn, testifying against John Tyler Dupont, whose wife, Helen, Is suing for divorce. "Why, your honor," the witness went on, "he has had aa many as three, four and even six red headed girls with him at once In various public places. I have seen him." Iawyers and spectators looked Inter ested, the justice was aroused out of his judicial calm, and everybody waited for further particulars. It was Margaret Ful ler Elser, the complaining wife's sister, who was on the stand. "We all went to Coney Island for tha Mardi Gras of 1907," Mrs. Elser particu larized. "Helen, this husband of hers, my younger sister Gertrude, and her fiance, John Acquellne. Dupont suddenly disap peared from us In the crowd and we searched for lilm. We found him In a cafe there, seated at a table, drinking with no less than half a dozen women. And every one of them had red hair. "He apologised. Joined us again and five minutes later was 'lost,' as he called It, once more. This, time we found him. an hour later, on the beach, kissing another woman. And she was red-headed, too! "Another time I met him coming from a road house on Ocean parkway. He was hugglng and kissing a Voman. Tea. she had red hair. Then, again, I found him on Park Row and at Coney Island once with two girls; again with four. They all had the same sort of hair red!" The magnitude of th local transporta tion systems of New York City Is made clear by the statistics given In the report of the public service commission for the last calendar year. Surface, subway and elevated lines car ried more than 1.30O.OUO.00O paobengers. being 66 per cent more than were carried on all the steam railways of the country. It Is as If every man, woman and child of New York's 4,000,000 population rode on one of the local lines 323 times In the twelvemonth. There Is no other Institution that affects so closely as the transit lines the life and comfort of tha people of the city. Next in Importance come the lighting systems. It Is Interesting to know that the yearly receipts of the transit companies exceed ti2.OOl.O0O, that New Yorkers consume an nually about one-fifth of all the Illuminat ing gaa produced In tha country, paying therefor about 130.0u0.ouo. besides t2P.000.OOa for electricity. A hptevlarl for the tiadi. New York Tribune. The senate must have been overcome with the emotion which the spectacle of confident and triumphant virtue always In spires when it heard tha Hon. Joseph W. Bailey object to confirming a nominee for a post in tha cabinet on tha ground that he had performed aome legal eervlce for the Waters-Pierce company. Mr. Bailey, wltu hia intense consciousness of impeccability, la ever prona to condemn In the walk and conduct of other public servanta-or proa pective publlo servants what ha generally condone to hia own personal and political record IE Cream BailiuimjfT at, H wr V Si A niirv flrivim mm -w y v was - r- dcr. Makes finest cake and jj pastry, light, flaky biscuits, cj delicious griddle cakes 7 palatable and wholesome. yC Ho alum, no lime Avoid baking powders mad No on can continuously cat fooa mixca with alum without injury to health. It If PERSONAL NOTES. Most sections of the country are dis posed to give the ground hog a foremost place as a winter weather prophet. People who had the 'discretion to slay away from Washington and read the papers got the clearer idea of what happened there. Prof. Starr says that Mr. Roosevelt can not survive Africa, yet the professor has survived nine trips there. Possibly he car ried a rabbit's foot. Rear Admiral Schley as president of the Arctic club appeals for funds to aid in the rescue of Ur Frederick A. Cook. If Cook is alive he should be found by Peary without the necessity of sending a special searching party after him. Miss Elisabeth Planklngton has presented the Milwaukee public auditorium with a magnificent pipe organ, to be installed Id the largest of the secondary halls, which Is to bear the name of the donor's father, John Planklngton, In consequence ot tha gift. When F. W. Alblan, who owns a Junk yard In Armourdale, Kan., leaves his place of business to go home at night he knows that everything will be as he left It when he returns in the morning. Alblan haa a largo timber wolf for a watchdog. The wolf will allow no one to touch U except its master. "From February to April, 1908," writes Dr. Sven Hedln, describing hia adventures In Thibet, "I disguised myself as a Ladakhl and blackened try face every night and morning. At critical moments when Thib etans approached our caravan I uaed to run after our droves of twenty-five sheep and goata, whistling and shouting to keep them together and playing the part of sheep driver to the best of my ability." 1 MK.V OK MATCHED JIDGME.M', Oaly tine Member of President's Cabinet I ndrr Fifty. v Boston Transcript. Mr. Taft'a cabinet certainly ought to be characterized by maturity of Judgment, since Frank Hitchcock la Its only member under fifty, he being forty-two. The sec retary of agriculture Is the nestor, but bears his seventy-four years with an ease that must make him an object of envy to unofficial farmers. Mr. MacVeagh gra duated from Yale when President Taft was 5 years old. Mr. Nagel Is 60. Mr. Taft Is younger than the. majority of his advisers being In his 62d year. He la two years the junior of his vice president. Such differ ences in aga between presidents and their cabinet leaders and vice presidents have been not uncommon. Often cabinets have been recruited from older, if not better, soldiers, and the vice presidency haa been the aolatlem for an ambition so long con tinued aa to be almost venerable. The ad ministration ought to be learned, for the preaident, vice president and every member of the cabinet are college graduates. One, Mr. Nagel. holding a foreign degree as well. Mr. Nagel has. moreover, In his time filled a professional chair. Acearacr with tCmpkaela. Chicago Record-Herald. The message best descriptive of the feel ings of the Inauguration multitudes that came out ot storm-swopt Washington was tha weather bureau cipher bulletin "Fur- dog helmuth rogation dedona" with the accent on the first syllable of the second word. The New Dispensation. Washington Herald. Under the new dispensation, presumably. malefactors of great wealth and undesir able citlsens. will be quietly asphyxiated rather than whacked on the head strenu ously with a big stick. ry It's just the same aa offering a lower price because dry, clean coal is better and weighs less than wet, dirty coal. More coal In a ton, you know, it it's dry and Sunderland's coal is always dry. FORTY OIC YELL-O WAGONS to deliver promptly tbe kind of coal you want for w hare all kinds. ' Economy Nut $6.50 a kitchen komfort the best cooking coal you ever used. Buy this time from Sunderland. Tou want best possible service and value Just a much as we want X your trade and tbat'a -SUNDERLAND- Both Pbenet ft-" V W-4 m "- m at sv IF 50 Years the Standard of Tartar Pow phosphates. from ilitb V BREEZY TRIFLES. "I am a poet." "let me see your poetic license." "I haven't It with me. but here are r Jnctlon slips from some of our best pulili cations." Lioutnvllla Courier-Journal, "Would you advise a young man to gi Into politics?" "Without hesitation. If he is really fitt.ij for politics he wont' take advice: he'll In sist on giving It." Washington Star. "I may say that f hae at last arrived at years of discretion." "How now?" "Today I had a chance to get even wlih a man and didn't." Kansas City Journal. "Do you believe In a government bureau for children?" "Well," replied the thoughtful mother, "It might do for boys, but 1 think uiv daughter would prefer a dressing lalilo. " Philadelphia Ledger. "I am afra.d, mamma, that Fred Is a little profane." "Oood gracious! Why. my child?" "Because when I came in last night, when he was talking in the parlor about the Panama canal, 1 heard him aak pspx what he thought of the dam lookout." Baltimore American. Miss Roostlow (reading fashionable in telligence) De qneshn oh fethehs Is still ondeclded for 1909. Now, aln' dat rldlck -lus? Mr. Roostlow No, chile. 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