10 I J I ill.! Tim Omaha Daily Dee. FOUNDED BY EDWARD nOSBWATER VICTOR ROSBWATER. EDITOR. Knrd at Omaha postoftice as saoond elaae matter. Ta-nua n ertinrntrTION. Dnjr VI (without Sunday), on jrar..lj.M 1'auy He and Rtinrtay, ona jrar " rKLtVERKD BT CARRIER. Pally Rn (Inrludlna; flundny). Pr w..15n Tally IW (without (fun1y. Pr wh...lJc Fvn:na; P (without Sunday), pr w e Kvnln R (with Sunday). fa Ptipflay Be. on year f liturday fc, ona yaar " AAdrrss all romplntnts of Irrea-ularltles In olivary to City Circulation Department OFFlCFfl. Omaha-The. Bee. RuHrtin. Smith Omaha Twent v-fourth and N. Council Blnffs-IK Scott Ptreet. tJnrnln-61 l.lttle Bulldlna. Chicago 1M Marquetta Buliatn. New Tork-Itooma 1101-1101 No. 4 Wai. Thlrty-Thlrd Bfreet. , Washington 7a Fourteenth Street. N. w. CORREBPONDENCK M Communlcatlona relatlna- to newa anfl edi torial matter thouM ba addraeaed: OmM Baa, Editorial Department REMITTANCES. . ' Remit by draft, exprena or foetal order payabla to The Bee Publlshlna; Company. Only J-cent etampa received In payment of mall account. Peraonat checks, enceot on Omaha or eastern exchanaea, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CtRCtTtATION. Btata of Nebraaka, Douglas County. ss.: Oaorra B. Taachuck. treaaurer of Th Boa Publishing company, being duly worn, aaya that tha actual number of full and complete copies of Tha Dally, Morning, Evening and Bunday Ben printed during to a month of January. ll, waa aa follows. 1 88,800 1 88.890 88,800 4 38.190 I..... 88,010 8780 T 88,400 88JSO t B4VtO0 It 88,900 II... 88.910 II. 88,270 II 3890 1 88,870 1 8890 )f ti!!.C! M.1W M.660 8S,B80 89,090 99,180 99,030 98,880 37,800 39,019 89,030 89,940 38,990 89,090 38,800 37,700 Total 1,196,130 Lass unsold and raturnad copies. 10,418 Nat total '.. .1.188,714 tajJly average 3844 OBOROB B. TZ3CHUCK, Treasurer. Bubacrtbed In my presence and awom to before mo tola Id day of February, 19. (Ssl) at. p. WALKER, Notary Public When out of town. 8arlbera laavlaaj tha city tea. wrarllr sfcoald have The Baa aaalled to theaa. Adaraea will ha aaaa- aa aftea aa raajaaatoal. Have you bought your automobile yetr More to change the name to the "Square Meal" club. If editors were pensioned but why waste space on an Iridescent dream! Down In Kansas there is a vast dif ference between the drug business and the drug store business. Tha courts have been asked already to decide whether the Kansas prohibi tion law will hold water. "Who's a IlarT" asks our amiable democratic contemporary. No need to go In search of the answer. ' If those glastlcutuses hat have been mutely watching over the city hall for nearly twenty years could only speak. Mr. Taft Is committed to the lock type of canal at Panama. That Bhould and probably will end the argument. A buried forest has been discovered 400 feet under the soil in New Jersey. Tha Lumber trust occasionally over looks a bet. The dispatches failed to state whether Mr. Reuterdahl lifted his tolce In cheering welcome to the re turning fleet. The date and the head are to be on the same side of the new 1-cent coins. Looks like a direct blow at the "heads or tails" crowd. It is announced that the price of steel rails is to be cut. Thrifty house keepers shouldlay in their supply at the bargain prices. Wall street la preparing for a mild celebration when Mr. Roosevelt follows 3eorg Washington's example and crosses the Delaware. There is some delay about putting Henry James' new play on in New York. Chances are that the transla tion is not satisfactory. Tom Watson has written a lengthy magasine article criticising Lincoln. Th9 reply to It will be withheld until the centenary of Watson's birth. The Arkansas legislature has invited Ellhu Root to deliver an address be fore It. Senator "Jeff" Davis will be classed as a mollycoddle if he does not protest. "Which state has the worst leglsla ture?" asks a New York paper. The question can never be, decided, aa state pride will compel each state to vote for Its own. John W. Gates Is playing la hard luck In Texas. First he waa bitten by a dog and now comes the report that he has been seriously bitten by a Texas real estate agent. "Georg Cuban's last show is mak Ing a mint of money for him," says a theatrical note. Unfortunately, the statement la erroneous. It Is Cohan's latest and not last show. We doubt very much whether Pres' Ident , Roosevelt, himself, expected to convert Congressman' Walter I. Smith to the support of an unconditional secret service appropriation. I Mr. Bryan la taking great chances In going east for another lecture tou ana leaving ms rairview fence ex posed for .trampling down by those tntaaied aamocratio Uw-iaakers at 4-Ucola, The New Cabinet. The completion of Mr. Taffs cabi net, as authoritatively announced after the acceptance by Franklin Mac Veagh of the treasury portfolio gives the public an opportunity to become acquainted with the men who are to form the president's official family. Of the nine men, seven are lawyers by education, Mr. Meyer and Mr.' Wil son being the exceptions. Mr. Mac Vesgh has not practiced his profession for many years, but is admittedly one of the great business men of the coun try, with vsst experience In financial and business affairs, an experience that will serve him well in dealing with the complex problems of the Treasury de partment. Six of the nine men have had more or less varied experience In federal public life and therefore are trained In the work that will devolve upon them. As secretary of state, Philander Chase Knox will have had a more va ried experience than any other member of Mr. Taffs cabinet. As attorney general in the cabinet of two presi dents and as United States senator he has been actively and intimately asso ciated with the Roosevelt administra tion and finely equipped to carry on bis work under Mr. Taft. George von L. Meyer, who is to be secretary of the navy, has made an ex cellent, record as a diplomat and as postmaster general. Jacob M. Dickin son, the new secretary of war. Is cor dially endorsed by the south as a man of marked ability and integrity. For attorney general Mr. Taft has selected George W. Wlckersham of New York, a man unknown to public life, but recog nized as one of the ablest attorneys in the country, skilled In legal work of the . larger kind and particularly equipped for the wide scope of work that has developed In the Department of Justice under President Roosevelt's administration. Charles Nagel of St. Louis will come to the head of the Department of Commerce and Labor enthusiastic and vigorous, with a high reputation at home for ability and In tegrity. Richard A. Balllnger or Seat tle, the secretary of the interior, has served as commissioner of the general land office and Is familiar with the land, lumber and mineral business of the west and northwest, the adminis tration of which is the chief work of the Interior department. No change is made in the Depart ment of, Agriculture, Mr. Taft having retained James Wilson of Iowa, whose twelve "years' service as secretary of that department has been marked by increasing development and enlarged usefulness. Frank H. Hitchcock, the postmaster general. Is trained In the government service. He played a large part in the organization of the Department of Commerce and Labor and deserves more credit than any other person for the reorganization a few years ago of the Postoffice department, In which he served as first assistant postmaster general. With the larger authority of his new position he may be expected to accomplish still greater reforms in this one strictly business and popular branch of the government service. All the members of the new cabinet ave apparently been selected by Mr. Taft without undne pressure from out side sources and can accordingly be expected to act with him with harmony and Intelligence In prosecuting to con clusion the policies of what promises to be one of the most important ad ministrations in years. The Oregon Plan. Our democratic friends are trying to make much ado over the opposition of republican members of the legislature to the adoption for Nebraska of the Oregon plan of electing United States senators. They are trying to make out that this is a back-sliding from the position which Nebraska republicans have repeatedly taken In favor of the election of United States senators by direct vote. The Nebraska delegation In the Chicago convention last year re corded Itself for a platform declara tion for direct election of senators and republican legislatures have several times passed resolutiona asking con gress to set In motion a constitutional amendment to that end. The Oregon plan, however, is not the election of United States senators by direct vote, although it la supposed to be an approach to It. The plan now In operation In Nebraska comes as near to being a direct , choice aa does the Oregon plan, because It gives tha rank and tile of each political party the right to choose the candidate for senator and then leaves It to the pop ular Vote in the respective legislative districts to say which candidate shall have the election. By the Oregon plan one candidate for senator might carry two-thirds of the legislative districts and still lose out on the total popular vote. The proposed change can be best understood by applying it to the elec tion of president through the electoral college. . Presidential electors are now all chosen by states, although they have been chosen by congressional dis tricts. The successful candidate is the one who gets a' majority of the elec toral votes In the respective states, although not necessarily a majority of the popular vote. The Oregon plan applied to a presidential election would require every member of the electoral college to vote for the candidate for president reoelvlog the highest popula vote at the polls. This proposition has never been seri ously made In connection with a preal dential election and would, doubtless, be most 'Vigorously opposed by th democrats because It would take away from them the advantage they now have In tha overweighted represent tion of the solid south In the electoral college. TM ea.'st they would want, HIE OMAHA to come to a popular election of presi dent would .be to have the vote by states go to th candidate who receives the highest vote in each atate respec tively. Because. the republicans In the Ne braska legislature oppose the Oregon plan does not put them on record' against popular choice of United States senators, but rather In favor of the plan of securing . a popular choice which has worked out best In practice. Guaranty Law Defects. Even the framers of the Oklahoma law guarantying bank deposits are now convinced that the measure affords many dangerous loopholes which might be used by reckless financiers to their own profit and the hurt of the state and the honest bankers. State Senator Reuben Roddie, author of the original law, Is now preening a number of amendments that materially change the scope and details of the original law. When the law was first passed it was predicted that-banks would spring up in Oklahoma like "drug" stores in a prohibition state, and the prediction has been abundantly fulfilled. Sena tor Roddie reports that in towns with small population where heretofore one. or at the most two, banks have been able to handle all the business there are now from four to six banks, thus splitting up the town business to an extent that really endangers the exist ence of" all banking Institutions. One of the proposed amendments Is to place the capital stock of a bank at $15,000, In even the smallest towns, and to in crease the capital stock In proportion to the growth In population. To stop the national banks from circumvent ing the law, state banks are also to be prohibited from keeping more than 10 per cent of their reserve fund in na tional banks within the state. Another amendment provides that at least two membersrof the banking board shall be experienced bankers, It avlng apparently dawned upon the Oklahomans that bankers would be ex pected to know more about banking business than farmers and cowboys. It Is also proposed to allow the state officers to deposit state funds in the guaranteed banks without offering any other security than the deposit guar anty law. The last proposition is a clear plan to use the state funds, In an emergency, to bolster up the guaranty fund. All of tha amendments furnish evi dence that the law Itself is a species of experimental legislation that is not based on established economic princi ples and might, In case of a general period of depression, accentuate the very evils it was designed to remove. Stop Lying:. Our contemporary, The .Bee, la greatly exercised over the water works Issue. It wants the question of municipal owner- hip veraus an extension of the water works franchise left to the Judgement of the Water board without submitting the question to direct yote of the people of Omaha. World-Herald. This Is a deliberate misrepresenta tion of The Bee's position. In the only article that has been printed in The Bee discussing the proposed 6,600,000 water bond issue The Bee said; f Members of the Water board explain that they want to find out whether tha people wish to complete the purchase of the water works or to compromise with franchlso extension on new terms. If this la the purpose the submission of the proposition In that form will not accom pliah It. To get auch an expression of public opinion tha people should be per mitted to vote for one of two proposi tions either for tha bonds or for a com promise and tha terms of the comprom ise should ba known so aa to permit of ntelligent voting The people of Omaha were gotten into their present water works dilemma by systematic lying and false hood, but it seems to us that they ought to have had their eyes open by this time sufficiently to be suspicious of further Imposition on their credul ity from the same' source. A family dog whpae owners moved from Ohio to' Nebraska returned afoot. How long will It take the owners tS come to a similar conclusion regarding- Nebraska? Buffalo Express. . The family will probably be autoing back to the east before the Express and other eastern papers awake to the tact that present Nebraskans who left the' worn-out farms south of Buffalo and in other sections of the older states visit their old homes about once a year Just for the satisfaction of con gratulating themselves upon having made the change. After beating the tom-toms and blowing the horns about the necessity of passing the- charter bill "immedi ately, If not soonei1" because of the Impending city election, its champions have concluded that there la no noed of such hurry. A comic paper tells the story of a boy who, when asked why he was running so fast, replied that he waa on an errand for .his teacher and was running because he wanted to have time to loaf on the way back. And now we are told by a Water board spokesman that It won't make any difference to the people of Omaha "whether they pay for their water service in the farm of bonds or taxes or water rates." It it won't make any dTfference to those who .foot the bills. why all this fuss? The Kansaa legislature bas passed a law prohibiting physicians from writ ing prescriptions for whisky. Even Kansas physicians do not prescribe whisky. They always write it "Splritus Frumenti," or Use hieroglyphics mean ing that - 1 Thero is no question that the teach ing of chemistry, or Greek, or German, or mechanical engineering In the Uni versity of .Nebraska, would., be very DAILT DEE: SATURDAY, much perverted if the Instructor looks forward to a Carnegie fund pension A San Francisco milliner, who was kept In Jail seven hours by mistake, has secured a verdict of 17,000 dam ages against the city. With Raster on the way, the milliner naturally values her time at f 1,000 an hour. Charles Nsgel of St. Louis, who Is to be secretary of the Department of Com merce and Labor In Mr. Taft'e cabinet, was born In Texas. There seems to be no other serious fault to find with him. Mayor Jim is really to have compe tition for the democratic nomination, after all. This Is what the mayor was anticipating when he ran a trial heat for the governorship last fall. ' "I was glsd to pass through Penn sylvsnia," said the president in a talk at Harrisburg. Most people are glad to pass through Pennsylvania it the train does not stop too often. Ralalagr the Limit. Washington Herald. Having discovered that the government apends too much money, the present con gress' has decided to raise the limit and spend a little mora than 'ever. Rebate Aeseorlea Liable. Springfield Republican. Vary emphatic notice has now been served on railroad and trust rebaters that they need expect no protection or mercy from the United States aupreme court. The decision In the New York Central case means that secondary participation In re bating is as offensive aa any other. Restoring- aa Expanded Record. St. Louis Times. The president's ordor to replace on the tablet on the bridge across Cabin John Run the name of Jefferson Davis. chisHed therefrom during the war in perfectly nat ural heat, will meet approval. Mr. Davis waa a gallant soldier, a distinguished statesman of the union and an efficient secretary of war, -but his later record all but kept the fact from this generation. Roosevelt's act furnishes additional proof that tha war Is over. t ran are, hat Welcome Bpectacle. Brooklyn Eagle. There is an "open market" in steel. In other words, there Is competition. If the minor concerns can underbid the glnnt of the tribe so much the better for the pgy mles and so much the worse for the mam moth. Of course, the fittest will survive. which Is to say those who are equipped for offering the best Inducements will get the business. Those who are not will lose It. Meanwhile all will have a more or less pro found respect for the law of supply- and demand. Aa Admirable Address. Charleston News and Courier. President Roosevelt's speech to Admiral Sperry and the officers and men of the battle fleet at Hampton Roads Monday was the best thing that he has done. Ho did not say too much, and what he saM could not ha7e been said better. It was dlg rlfled, appreciative and patriotic. There was no clap-trap In It, and we congratulate the commander-in-chief that on this one occasion, at least, -'he measured fully to his opportunity. We also congratulate the American navy upon its splendid perform ance. It waa worthy of the great country which the ships of the battle fleet repre sented. Tcaca Comes Htfth. Boston Transcript. To the $102,000,000 of the regular army budget, must now be added about $6,,iO0,OU0 carried In the general deficiency bill. Then there is the fortification appropriation bill carrying nearly $8,000,000. Put thf-Be itetna together with the cost of the military academy and the upkeep of arsenals, etc., and It is a moderate computation that the expenditures for our "permanent establish ment" the coming year will approximate at least $120,000,000. Peace comes high, but we mist have it. There is room, however, for a decided difference of opinion as t the beat and least expensive way of hav ing it. . . BOBBI.U IP SKREJIKLY. A Remark or Tn on Democracy's Prlaelraa Ranner. Brooklyn Eagle (dcm.). , Mr. Bryan says that everybody who knows anything, or who has any sense at all, knows where he stands In the matter Of being a candidate for president for the fourth time. He is not, he explains, an out-and-out candidate, but if the people want him to run again he does not see how he could refuse. In the Interval ha has "much Important work to do." There Is nothing premature In this an nouncement. Other candidates cannot com plain that they have been kept in suspense. Mr. Bryan tells them what to expect. He warns them to "keep off the grass." In due course of time the people will file the customary demand and the party will com ply with it. , Fortunately, Mr. Bryan Is his own jury and his own Judge. He not only deter mine what the people want, but decides that they want and must have him. Nor Is there any known reason why Ills ex penses should not be paid out of the re publican campaign fund. There la truth In the statement that ha Is not an out-and- out candidate. lie la out and out and out. - POLITICAL PRUT. The print shop proofrc-adT la putting the finishing touches pn the Inaugural ad dress of "the president-elect. . Charley Magoon, late governor of Cuba, Is resting In Washington, watching the passing and speculating- on the coining ahow. What show has Charley? A Pittsburg councilman who went around flourishing a 16,000 bill and waa caught in the graft net, warns his colleagues tha country over to restrict their displays to small change. It la estimated the Inauguration of PreaU dent Taft will coat the participants $3,000. 000 In the aggregate. The information la aa useful aa calculations on the amount of money burned up on the Fourth of July. Jacob M. Oli-klnson," slated to become Mr. Taft's secretary of war. la ona of those numerous southern, democrata with republican leanings who leaned over so far j that ba fell Into the republican field and never got out. There is a bill before the Massachusetts legislature to prohibit the use of any but safety matches in that state. According to the estimates of the stale fire mui-alial In Ohio, thi annual nas in the L'nl'rd States due to matches is 2.0,U and 600 lives. A Texas genius has Introduced in thi legislature a bill dispensing with tsgs oq lobbyists, but requiring them to carry a policeman's whistle and give three sharp blasts when approaching a lnwinuker. This method gives the lawmaker a tham-e to tura around and sea U anone la luoking. rKBKUAnV 27. 1000. Tha grapo illustration is to remind tho reader of tho fruit cives to Royal its activo and chief ingredient From tho grapo MI U W v j I i i laa1 a5 In Other Lands tide Ugbta oa What is Trans, plring- Among the Hear and rar Hationa of tha Earth. Railroad c nslrucllon Is progressing In tho remoter regions of the old world at a notable pace. By far the greatest as well as the longest road under way Is the Capc-to-Calro road, penetrating tha entire length of eastern Africa. Construction Is progressing from both ends, nearly 4,000 miles have been completed, leaving about 2.5O0 miles of construction to ' finish the longest railroad In the world. The un finished stretch, lies between Khartoum, In the British Egyptian Boudan, and Broken Hill, a point In Rhodesia. This gigantld undertaking, the most Impressive and dar ing enterprise since the building of ths Pacific railroads, opens up a new world and carrier civilisation Into lands Inhab ited by savages. England la building rail roads into remote parts of, India, Unking the coast and interior cities with a chain of steel highways, designed to serve the double purpose of military snd commercial needs. Japan has grldlroned Its Islands with 5,000 miles of railroads and projecting as much more. Russia Is steadily pushing line through Turkestan toward the east ern shore of the Caspian sea. Turkey has oovered onc-hatf the distance from Damas cus to the holy city of Mecca, and Ger man capital Is promoting two roads In Asia Minor. Although all of these projects have a political motive primarily, they have trade possibilities of great Import ance. New and old parta of the world will presently be brought Into closer relations, broadening the horizon of the Isolated, and opportunity given room to woo the an cients Into the stimulating sunshine of progress. Advancing spring Is generating some warmth In Servia. The ruling elemerVt of the country, seeing Austria's grip on Bosnia and Ilersegovlna riveted and clinched, are fearful leBt they, too, will be chucked In the Austrian sack while thoy sleep. Thoy do not Intend to he caught napping and are putting every patriot on guard, with irragHiine guns and knives whetted to a razor edge. The Servians are the only disturbing element in the Balkans at present. Bulgaria and Turkey are on good speaking terms. The Mace donian cry is hushed.- Promises of home rule makes tho Bosnians fairly contented with their fate. But the Servians are spunking up, and threatening dire things to the peace of Europe. The spectacle re sumbles the advance notices a feather weight fires . at a heavyweight fighter to attract attention. In this Instance the bluff aerves the purpose of reminding Aus tria that; Servia la on the map, and that Austria cannot cut Its way to Salanlca without some lively shooting. At every turn of the long road toward home rule, the confidence repotted by the Iriah people In the leadership of Uohn K. Redmond is amply Justified. Being a shrewd politician, Mr. Redmond knows there Is nothing to be gained by antagon izing Ireland's friends In the liberal party. The Dublin convention with great unanim ity refused to sanction obstructive tactics, snd that friendly policy prevails In Parlia ment. It was made manifest In the last at tempt to embarrass the ministry by a mo tion attacking- the Houaa of Lords, which, in effect, was a censure of the govern ment. The nationalists refused the bait and atood unitedly with the ministry. Irish statesmanship may be credfted with more brilliant mon than Mr. Redmond, but it has developed no abler or more sagacious leader. The question of the location of tha oapi tol of the federation of Bouth African atates has been smlcably settled on a com promise basis. For a time conflicting claims, as bitterly contested ss a county seat fight in. this country, threatened to delay iriaeflnitely a union for which a con stitution had been drafted. Pretorlane In sisted on the superior claims of the old capital of the Transvaal, while the Eng lish Interests of Cape Town sought to bluff the Dutch Into submission. The set tlement arrived at makes Pretoria tha seat of a-uvp.rnn.Mit. while the sessions of Par- liament will oa held at Cape Town. Oom Paul Kruger U dead, but his spirit Is marching on. The aacrlfleeK which American heiresses make In purchasing foreign husbands may rot be wholly in vain, so far ss tha Eng lish aristocracy la concerned. Prof. Ed ward A. Simmons, formerly of McQUl uni versity, Montreal, expresses ths conviction that Yankee wives will save tha so-called nobility from physical, moraV and finan cial degeneracy. Ha believes thst ss a re sult of marriage to Amerlyan women- the next decade will witness a great Improve ment In the British "upper crust." While thla statement la open to argument, there la no doubt about tha financial uplift of much of the decaying nobility. An Amer ican recently traveling in England with a native for a companion remarked the ab sence of picturesque old ruins ana inquired the reaaon. "We bad them once," replied tha native, "but your belresses have come over and put them all In good repair." Everybody works, even father. In Japan. The amaxlug Industry and thrift of the people, often remarked in Hit country, la displayed at home to an astonishing da area, Aa American, wiilipg Xrow Kobe. -i fact that this healthful derives thoso primo qualities which . t . . iziaito u unique as Qgcnt. a favorito with eiro tho finest, most healthful food. Royal is tho only Baking Powder xazao tram lloyal Urape says the earnings of an unskilled laborer Is about $30 a year. The pay of a police man, a much coveted position. Is 18 a month, that of a soldier 46 centa per week, while In the government service few heads of departments receive over $26 per month. But every member of a family works; even the child of B takes care of the baby while the elders hystle for a few yen. There are no loafers. Boys and girls of 14 years of age 'are to be found learning tradea in all the industrial workshops. Those not having such opportunities take part In the commoner kinds of labor. "But ths coun try Is poor, miserably poor," says the traveler, "and the struggle for Ufa Is ao close that the bent grade of food raised on the land Is sent abroad and the poorer grades consumed at .home." In alt the orient there Is no class of people possessing a more wholesome re gard for truth than the natives of India. An example of their amaxlng qualities In thla respect Is furnished by the census of Allahabad, which Is vouched for as a com mon type. Thirty-five residents of thst city described themselves as men who rob with threats of violence, twenty-nine were howlers at funeraJs, 264 men said they were flatterers for ga,in. twenty-flva were hered itary thieves and 145 described themselves as ear cleansers. In addition to this re markable list there were nine professional false witnesses, fourteen hereditary paint ers of horses with spots and seventy-six makers of crowns with Idols. A truly re markable showing for s country where the art of Jugglery Is near perfection and af forda occidental people a shining example to follow when the tax assessor calls. PANIC ROOSEVELT CAUSED. . . Llpplncott s Magasine. , In tha forests Afrlcanlc, there's a really dreadful panic, 'Mong the beasts and birds and snakes and reptllna rare, , For a frightful rumor rang, worse than any boomerang, That a roayveld waa quickly coming there. Said the lion oold, "What is It that will make us all a visit? Is It snake, or beast, or creature of the air?" Answered back an gray old monkey, who was really not a donkey, "Why, ' a rosyveld's a creature vary wild. And It has a pair of eyes of a most tre mendous size And a nose that doesn't look so very mild; s. And not very far beneath la a frightful set of teavh, . That can hurt a creature worse than any trap, And the damage they've been doing on the octopus a-chewlng, Privea a ronyveld'a a wild, fero cious chap!" In the forest Africanlc, there's a really dreadful panic, In the jungle and tha river and the air, And they're hurrying away and they're scurrying away. For they drod the frightful thing that'a coming there. Said the tiger with a smile, "I will hide myself a while In a very safe and distant Jungle lair. For J think there la mora danger in this guile furocluus atranger Than there la In any other beast or man. For a roayveld haa eyes of a most tre mendous size. And his teeth are built upon a dlf f'rent plan." 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