6 THE OMAHA DAILY DEB: WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY 24. 1000. THE Omaha Daily Ber FOUNDED Br EDWARD ROJEWATIB vict6b kobbwater. editor. Fntered at Omaha postofflc as cond ! matter. THX 0CRXr tERVICE JOA1N. The Intimation that President Roosevelt may offer his veto to the sundry civil appropriation bill, be cause of the refusal of congress to re move the restrictions Imposed upon the operation of the secret service, in dicates the determination of the prcsl- . . -i saw i tyrt i M Dsiiy Tw (without 8miy. on yer..H dent, wholly warranted, not to recede ally He and Sunday, one Tear........ - vi, nnsltlrm and let himself be PZLTVKnrD BT CARRiri. LjlTMVr.U U --- . . I . . - .... . Pally p. (including Sunday), per wK..jn placed In tne attitude or having Deen tally ee (without Sunday). Pr WM-fc2i rohiikeil h Mintrru ' Kvnin Be without Sunday), per reDusea by congress. Kvening He (with Sunday), per wek.i"e President Rooaevelt's letter to Ben- ifudrY.rB&.0 e'"1";;:::::::::::""'.;',': stor Hale, sctlng chairman of the torn- .Uveto'atTcM mlttee on appropriations, contain, the most complete and conclusive answer to the misrepresentations concerning delivery to City OFFICIOS. Omrfht The Bee Funding. Couth Omaha Twenty-fourth end f. Council fluff 15 Scott Street. Lincoln II Little Building. Chicago 1548 Marquette Building. Now Tork-Rooms 11(H-U0 No. M Wst Thirty-Third Street. . Washington T2J fourteenth Street, N. w. Commmtttion. reunr t? new. ana the appropriations "for secret service torlal matter ehould he addressed: Oman 4n(j servc 0f tBat character" for last Bee. Editorial Department. . . . a. t- - remittances. Ter amounted to $7,214,593. In or- 7 iK. A'SS5.-wk,;-5 rSmS' er ft tne tot. however, the unyaLMU ' i j in, nr. , i , - - - . onl: mail Om the amount of money appropriated for secret service duty and the uses to which that money has been put. In the house debate it was charged that yable to The Bee Publishing Company. - j ly J-cent stamp received In payment of opponents of the president found it a.hr?ru:&fehr not'W necessary to Include the revenue In- statement or circulation. Bit. A M.K..ak. TVmi1.. CnuntV. S8.t Georro B. Tseohuck. treaeurer of The Bee publishing company, being duly worn, eaya that the actual number of full ana complete eopiee or une n 4fc ' Morn I nf, Brn!ng and Sunday Bee printed policemen Of the during tie month of January. 10. was as on dtjty Jn tnat , IT.. It It SS.100 IMM 10 sa.oeo 11 ss.iao 1 SS.030 )t S8,880 It 17J0O J4 M.010 t SS.030 17 SS.S40 it S8.SS0 It.......... S,O90 It M.SOO II ST.700 1,1,1S0 10.4.1S follows; 1 WJ.BOO S ....SS390 s sa.sco 4..... as. io sa,oio S7,eo T.... ta,4M ( , S830 t ,.. SS.4O0 it s.aoo 11 ssjio it ssrTO 11.......... sa,ao 14 M.670 It M.SS4 II stvwo Total Ieaa uoaold and returned copies Nat total..... Dally averat-e ae,a4S . QfiOROK & TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to before ma this td day of February, lt. (Baal) M. P. WALKER. Notary Publie. WHUt OCT OF TOTTTf. ' f fcaevlbars laavtaa; tfce eltr tea pararllr efceald kave Tke Bee nailed to theaa. Addreea will be The groundhog may consider him self vindicated. Will the charter ot the Ananias club expire by limitation on Jtfarch 4T New York has a real sensation in a theatrical dancer. She dances with her clothes on. Mr. Taft will not be able to keep his cabinet a secret ' any longer than a week from noon today. The Pacific coast returns thanks to congress on the theory that hilt a fleet is better than no ships. spectlon department, the customs serv Ice and even down to the additional arc lights placed In the White House grounds and the salaries ot the four District of Columbia duty In that vicinity. Mr. Hemen- way of Indiana, one of the reactiona ries, repeated these charges la the sen ate and was largely Instrumental in securing retention of the restrictive clause placed in the bill by the house. The facts quoted from the-record by the president show that the secret service force has Increased about 60 per cent in the last seven years. This Increase is due to the activity of the Department of Justice in the Beef trust cases, the Standard Oil investi gation, the railroad rebating cases, the land and timber frauds In a dozen states and Investigation ot infractions of the federal laws all along the line. In spite of this Increased activity, the entire amount of money that can pos sibly be charged to the secret service, appropriated last year, was $1,600, 000, or about one-fifth the amount al leged. The ehlef complaint against the bill as passed by congress, however, is the limitation placed on the work of the secret service men. This limitation practically confines men in the In terior department to the work of au diting the accounts of land offices, barring them from much-needed In vestigation of land frauds. Secretary Garfield asserts that 100,000,000 acres of public lands that have been fraud ulently taken by syndicates may be re stored to the public domain by prompt Investigation and prosecution. In face of this, the bill as passed would be an absolute bar to the use of the secret service to secure the necessary testimony. It the president vetoes the bill he will get the approval of the public. ... la aimed at the Spaniards and that there Is slight prospect of its enact ment Into law. Those who are better Informed as to the Cuban tempera ment see In the pending measure the first step toward the downfall of the Oomei administration and farewell to the-hopes of n stable Cuban government. PATROXAQE VS. ECO.VO.VI". For the fourth time In as many years the United Ststes senate has come to the rescue of the seventeen pension agencies of the country and saved them to the federal payroll, after the house had provided for their abolition. Each of these pension agents draws a salary of $4,000 per annum and the allowance for sten ographers, clerks, rent and . like ex penses Increases the appropriation to about $200,000 a year for the branch agencies. The house has decided that the maintenance of these agencies Is a useless expense, but the senate has persistently refused to make the economy effective by approving the house provision for the abolition of the agencies. The seventeen branch pension agen cies were established soon after the civil war, when a million or more veterans and their dependents were seeking pension aid. From time to time congress has passed more liberal pension laws, until now the need for these branch agencies has disappeared, the department at Washington being amply able to take care of all new pension business that may arise. The retention ot the agencies Is nothing short of a federal donation of about $200,000 a year to officeholders at these agencies, which are located at Augusta, Me.; Boston, Mass.; Buffalo, N. Y.; Chicago, 111.; Columbus, O.; Concord, N. H.; Des Moines, la.; De troit, Mich.; Indianapolis, Ind.; Knox ville, Tenn.; Louisville, Ky.; New York City. Philadelphia, Pittsburg, San Francisco and Topeka. It is astonishing how many towns . there are in the country that do not raise men of cabinet caliber. Speaking of names, Quince Circle Is recognised as one of the squarest citi tena of Medicine Lodge. Kan, An eastern man haa been arrested for leading a triple life.. You guessed right the first time. He lives In Pitts burg., v . - :':(.. George - Bernard Shaw announces his Intention to stand for Parliament. . All right. It Parliament will stand for ' George. "This Is not the most wicked, or most Indecent city on earth," says the Lot Angeles Times. No, there are larger cities. The Illinois legislature is constder ' ing a bill providing for putting a label on bachelors. It should, of course, be a union label. I 1 The people of South Omaha will now take an inventory of damage done and try to figure out what the bill ot coats win b". New Yorkers are having trouble in finding the sidle doors ot the new sub way cars. The company should hire some fcoboea aa guides. The opllmiata are not all dead. A base ball. writer picks Washington as the winner of the American league championship this year. ' J THE WD1AX ON THE CENT. The bill offered in congress to have the head of President, Lincoln placed on. the 1-cent coins was killed by a unanimous vote of the, house commit tee on coinage, weights and measures and a similar fate is doubtless in store for any future measure looking to the replacing of the Indian on" the copper. Proof may be offered that the design does not look in the least like an American Indian, but the people have long accepted it as a symbol of liberty and they resent every effort ; to change it. It la interesting in this connection to note that congress has always op posed placing the head of any man on the nation's coins. As far back as 172 a senate bill providing for placing the likeness of George Wash ington on the $1 coins was voted down because It was copying "a fea ture of monarchy." Since that date some ideal figure, like the Indian, the eagle or the goddess of liberty, has been retained as the design on the coin, although this sentiment has not prevailed with the paper currency. Portraits of presidents and prominent statesmen have been used on. the pa per bills issued by the government, but the coin has been held sacred to the symbol. Some changes have been made toward getting better looking Indians, eagles and goddesses,' but the symbol h,as remained and doubtless will continue to bavo the call over portrait medallions. CART AGAIN BEFORE THE HORSE. Attempting to stem the rising tide of adverse public sentiment over its fiasco of "Immediate" purchase of the water plant, the Water board has re solved to submit at the coming city election a proposal to issue $6,500,000 in bonds to consummate the deal. It seems to us this is again putting the cart before the horse. Assuming that the city should lose out in the specific performance suit, which would compel It to take the works at the ap praised valuation of $6,263,295.49, a bond Issue of $6,500,000 would be only a starter. The status of our water works obligation after such a decision by the supreme court would be: Appraised value .e,a63t5.4S Hydrant rental and in terest to Jan. X, 190S ... . 486,063.77 Needed at once f o better ments and extensions .... 600,000.00 A unknown to replat some addition to the rlty of Omaha unknown and get the benefit of the vacated streets and alleys. At last accounts the Wster board had rescinded all action looking to ward the acquisition of the water works under the purchase clause of the contract ant hot rnna nn rcrrt In favor ot building a new water plant. th,ch mn,t,M n ' "' How does that fit In with its latest resolution, asking the people to vote $6,500,000 In bonds to complete the repudiated purchase? The billboards that were blown down by our late wind storms are be ing rebuilt without let or hindrance. If Omaha is ever to throw off the bill board nuisance it will have to follow in the wake of other cities that have accomplished that end by organized and persistent effort. The chief objection to the proposed compromise between, the Standard Oil and the state of Missouri Is a very plain statement by Governor Hadley, showing that the Oil trust is not sin cere In any proposition it has made. Kansas .Is opposing the employment of foreigners on the farms of the state. Such employment would rob Kansas of the free advertising It gets every summer by sending out appeals for a couple ot million of harvest hands. The men at the head of the Panama canal work will never be forgiven for their failure to furnish basis for the charges of grafting made by the Blgelow-Ralney-Varllla combination of muck rakers. There Is a new German sect whose creed forbids its members to wear any clothes. It will probably be some time before the sect geta any large fol lowing at Medicine Hat. If the local democrats think they have exclusive patent on electing mem bers of the Police commission they are likely to be fooled when they try the experiment. Expert engineers assert that the Gatun dam will hold back all vthe ocean floods, but it will never be able to hold back all the flood ot idle con gressional talk. How much are those Water board lawyers going to charge for drawing up the proposition for a $6,500,000 mortgage which Omaha taxpayers are asked to vote? ARBR.ttlKA PURS COMMIT. Oeneva Signal: What would any Ne braska IcclRlalure do without Its delegation from OmaheT Pawnee Republican: The preaent legisla ture kids fair to be the mnet expensive ever held In the hletory of Nebraska. Grand leland Independent: If the divorce leftelatkm now propoeed Is enacted and enforced Nebraska will be one atate to If he wants the greatest number of men to respond, Governor Shallen berger. Instead of calling out the mil itia, will call out his army of gold braid colonels. The scientist who Insists that he haa seen aq Intoxicated snake will be more readily believed if he can prove that ha waa sober at the time. "A lobbyist Is known by the com pany he keeps," says an eaatern pa per. Out here he Is better known by the company he represents. Only four more days for aspiring statesmen to make up their minds whether or not they want to be candi dates for office In Omaha this spring. PROPERTY RIGHTS IN CVBA, President Gomes of Cuoa haa been brought to face a movement among the ultra-radical members of the Cuban congress, whose success would doubtless result In international com plications, with a healthy pronpect of another American Intervention. The radicals have Introduced a bill forbid ding foreigners to acquire land In Cnba and compelling aliens now pos sessing landa to dispose ot them or become cltliens of the republic of Cuba. Reports from Havana Indicate that the sentiment In favor of the law la almost overwhelming In both branches ot congress and that its adoption la certain. It is also Intl mated that President Oomei' veto of the measure. If paased. would lead to the overthrow ot his administration The enactment of the propoaed law would be little short of revolutionary aad would leave Cuba In a deplorable financial and Induatrlal condition. La Lurha. one of the leading and more conservative of the papers at Havana, places the property holdings of for It looks aa if Edgar Howard might I signers la Cubs St shout $2,000,000 aa well procet st oace to organise tla tlUoa-iB boots'" to swoop Cow a oa the erring democratic law-makers st Lincoln. - The trial of the men charged with the murder of former Senator Car mack at Nashville ahowa that Tennea seeans are fine marksmen. If nothing else. President Kooeevelt has given s case to each of the members of bis cabinet, bat hag not yet decided what 'disposition he will make of his Big Stick. Total. . ... v .B734t,se.ae To complete the purchase under the appraisers' award would therefore re quire Omaha to raise not less than $7,249,959.26 as the initial outlay. Assuming that Omaha 4 per cent bonds could be sold at par. which Is ex tremely doubtful, the annual interest j charge would be $289,998.37. In ad dition to this the water works is now paying in state, county, city and school taxes approximately $70,000 a year, which would be wiped off the books the moment it became public property, so that the total annual charge for in terest and taxes would be at least $359,998.87. This without anything by way of occupation tax. Against this the city would offset what it is now paying for water for hydrants, parks, public buildings, etc., In round numbers $100,000, and what ever surplus revenue might remain from private consumption over and above legitimate charges for operating expenses, depreciation, wear and tear, etc. ... Before the taxpayers of Omaha will be warranted in voting a mortgage upon their property of not less than $7,249,959.26, they ought to know whether there is the remotest chance of coming out even and, if not. how much deficit will have to be made up annually by taxation In submitting the $6,500,000 bond proposition members of the Water board explain that they want to find out whether the people wlah to com plete the purchase of the water works or to compromise with a franchise ex tension on new terms. It this Is the I purpose the submission of the proposi tion in that form will not accomplish lr. To get such an expression of pub lic opinion the people should be per mitted to vote for one ot two proposi tions either for the bonds or for a compromise and the terms of the compromise should be known so aa to permit otlntelllgent voting. We realize that this alternative can not be offered without some prelim inary legislation. As the law now atanda the Water board haa no option but to go on and buy the water works under the purchase clause, but the power ought to be lodged somewhere ltber with the Water . board or some other authority to negotiate a compromise proposition. If desired, subject to final ratification by the people. We doubt whether the people of Omaha wtll want to pay $7.249. tSI.36 for the water works If there Is any other reasonably satisfactory way out of the dilemma, which the mismanage ment of the Water board haa brought pod them. Before they mortgage A prominent citizen of Michigan In sists that he is Insane, but the courts declare he Is sane. He might work up s profitable exchange of positions with Harry Thaw;' ,K A Marvelous Grip, Chicago Tribune. In demonstrating that agriculture Is all the better for having a good secretary and keeping him steadily at the job, Mr. Wilaon has scored a grear-succese. For Home Ceneamptloa. Washington Poet. It Is suspected that the anger of the congressmen who have been robbed of their right to name fourth-class postmasters Is designed mainly for home consumption. Catching; On Too Rapidly. Brooklyn Eagle. Twenty-five per cent of the vote cast recently In Manila la declared by the courts to be fradulent Who says that western civilization is unadapted to the orient? Experts Knocking Experts. New York Medical Journal. A rece.it pronouncement by the board of "experts" employed by the general gov ernment to sit In judgment, as It were. on Dr. Wiley s decisions concerning tne Innocence or harm fulness of such pre servatives as sodium bensoate added to food products put up In cans or jars must, we think, be looked upon as de fective Inasmuch as It simply declares what the board haa not found to be the results In a set of experiments parallel with Dr. Wiley's, for It Is generally held that a single positive observation out weighs many a negative. Moreover, the board's experiments extended over a pe rlod far short of what would generally be required to prove a negative. PERSONAL NOTES. New Mexico would tax the widower as veil as the bachelor, which Is carrying things too far. Is a good record to count for nothing? Captain William H. Keft of Nahant la a retired master mariner. He has thirteen sons; eight of whom are master mariners, the others follow the sea and live in hope. Representative Bamuel W. McCall of Massachusetts may resign soon to accept the presidency of Dartmouth college. Dr. McCall graduated from the New Hamp shire school In 1871 I'ntll his election to the Fifty-third congress he was editor of the Boston Advertiser. Mrs. C. B. Shelton. who. as private sec retary to Governor Chamberlain of Oregon, will be in charge of the executive office when the governor leaves for Washington to take his seat as senator, has no Inten tion of making radical changes In the offi cial policy. As acting governor it is pre sumed sho will be nonpartisan. There should be things worth publishing in the manuscript memoirs left by a print er's reader In Edinburgh Samuel Klnncsr, who died recently at the age of ti. His recollections touch on the literary life of Scotland during the last seventy-five years. with comments on the handwriting of many of the envnenn contributors to "Mass." aa Blackwood's was called In ha palmy days. Kearney Hub: The state senate has done at least one good thing In palng the bill to abolish seoret societies In the puhjlc schools. All other schools maintained by the state ought to be Included. , Lincoln News: The time of the legisla ture Is taken up for hours listening to or settling quarrels that might better be set tled at home. This can be done by an! act enabling the cltlca to make their own char ter. Schuyler Free Lance: The present demo cratic legislature will probably wreck all hope of continued democratic success In Nebraska. That la democratic history. The democrat la a great reformer until he gots In and then he forgets It. Falrbury Journal: When It la proposed to tax money and notes and mortgages. It Is always argued that It will drive capital out of the state. The same argument will hold good with cows. Take the tax off of cowe and lower the price of milk for the babies. Seward Blade: Talk about "pie counters!" This legislature wants to create commis sions to codify the Statutes to create a new normal school board, a atate architect and a state accountant, three boards of control for state Institutions and an additional food commissioner and other offices "too numer ous to mention." Central City Record: If the legislature will speedily kill off about nine-tenths of the bills now before them, pick out a dosen or so of the most meritorious of those left, concentrate their energies upon getting them in good shape, and then pass them, they may have a gxod excuse for drawing their Salaries. Central City Record: There Is a bill be fore the legislature prohibiting youths un der 1 or Intoxicated persons from run ning automobiles. It ought to pass unani mously. No man would want to ride on a railroad havtfig a ls-year-old boy at the throttle, and he has still more strenuous objections to a drunken engineer, Norfolk Press: A bunch of people be sieged Governor Bballenberger with bills, hymn books, tracts snd teara to move him to commute a death sentence to imprison ment for life. He should have dumped the whole bunch ot them Into the asylum for the feeble minded. People are doing a mighty small business when they attempt to keep a murderer out of hades tem porarily. Central City Nonpareil: On the theory that a purchaser haa the right to know how much of a thing he Is getting for his money the Nonpareil favors the bill re quiring newspapers to publish a sworn statement of circulation. If It has proven a good thing to brand package of food products with the quantity they contain, It ought to prove a good thing to brand news papers with the circulation they possess. The advertiser Is entitled to as much con sideration aa the food consumer! Bt. Paul Republican: While the Omaha World-Herald Is running editorials at pres ent telling what a great man Abraham Lin coln was let It not be forgotten that eleven years ago this week Its columns were ramp ant with abuse of McKlnley because he did not Immediately declare war against Spain, and ten years ago this week It was pouring out Its bitterest attacks against the same McKlnley ' because - the '"American Soldiers were In the Philippine. Island upholding the honor of their country and their flag. Crete Democrat: Wa are pleased to see the republican papers like The Be and Journal shooting the prisoned epithets Into the present legislature at every move It makes. It' may cause quite a few, now smarting under the republican lash, to quit voting the republican ticket when important officers like United States senator or con gressman are to be filled, and In return get republican votes for some county, town or precinct offices. These one-sided tradea have been made by pie hunting democrats till they have become the,, laughing stock of the republican leaders. Beatrice Express: The Oregon plan of electing United States senators will no doubt be adopted in Nebraska, There is a screaming outcry for it especially among the democrats. With such a law a re publican legislature would elect a democrat to the United States senate if he won the popular vote in November against a man nominated In a nonpartisan primary, which the legislative majority Is figuring on and will probably establish. It would dissolve party lines. Which would be democratlo, and would be advantageous to the minority party, as It was in Oregon. Kearney Hub: The mania for creating new offices Is exceptionally acute with the present legislature. One member proposes a dentist for the state Institutions, on a alary, of course, and a fat appropriation for Instruments of torture. Another mem ber haa a bill for a state board of horology, to be appointed by the governor, of course. and to have charge of watchmakera and repairers and issue certificates. About the only thing lacking is a board to oversee the treatment of corns and chilblains and to prevent schoolboys from playing keeps and "wishing" their warts onto some other unsuspecting kid. Bt. Paul Republican: When the leglsla ture begins to tinker with the revenue law of this state then their troubles will begin In earnest. The revenue laws were placed there at a time when the assessment rolls of the state were dwindled to the smallest possible point, and an attempt to change back to the old method will bring a short age. The proposed repealing of the railway terminal taxation laws, which will allow the railroads to escape taxation on Its large depots and shops and yards, will be another way of tax escaping. If there Is a change In the revenue laws It should be a change forward, and not a step backward. sos, divided a i meet equally among Americana. Germans, French and Eng lish. The paper adds. "The only thing I their property with this coloaaat bond The local Brysntte organ root I a nee to proclaim its prosperity os Ita front face ss4 to Uraeal the delay of the prnty special o lie editorial I age. Get tegeUaiv Cabas here la the goveraaseat.' and suggests that the paaaage of the lai would mark the final step toward In evitable ssaesatlos to the raited Stair. Son of the oaiciaU at Waahlagtos prof to Relieve that the legislation au they ought to ascertain whether there la say other way out and whether or not It la preferable. No oae has yet undertaken to ei flaia the Joker la the charter deck, which, la supposed to enable soiueoae TUT,. fe -JL- crcam of tartar, derived solely a at at a trom grapes. All the ingredients of Dr Price's Baking Powder are printed on the label They are pure, healthful and proper. When baking powders are peddled or demonstrated, examine their labels. You will find they are not made from cream of tartar. You don't want them ... . 1 UP I m v.. Cream WASTB IN THE PRINT SHOP. Tons of taelrss Prod act from the Na tional Prlntery. Philadelphia Ledger. One of the most extraordinary reports on a government Industry la that from the Printing Investigation commission relative to government printing In Washington. The commission, which consists ot senators and representatives appointed at the close of business by congress four years ago, discloses a riot of wast and profligacy In the public printing office and In the con duct of nearly all departments of the gov ernment which possessed the authority or th excuse to have documents or books Is sued at the pubtlo expense. Nearly every department waa accustomed to order a huga number of ; volumes or pamphlets in order to provide always a sur plus over and above the estimated needs and demands of the country. The Agricul tural Tear Book, copies of the Congres sional Record and the publications of the geological survey had been pilling tip for years. The officials In charge of the pub lications vainly offered them to the docu ment rooms of other departments and to more than 8,000 libraries In the United States, and the offers wera refused. 'They could not give them away. Finally engi neers were employed to estimate the bulk and the weight of the millions of publi cations and It appeared that the surplus or waste amounted to 9,500 tons, on which the government was forced to pay $13,600 a year In storage. The documents would have filled freight cars enough to make a train three miles long. The printing bill had" grown from S300.000 In 1840 to $7,000,000 annually In 1906,,, and from 1860 to 1900 the Increase had been at the rate of 70 per cent each year. From 1896 to 1906 the annual bill had Increased by nearly $4,000,000, or by 102 per cent, and if the commission had not checked the waste the bill for the current year would have been nearly $9,600,000. A Discreditable Practice. Boston Herald. Some day, perhaps, a law will be en acted forbidding the selling or trading of baseball players. Then the managers of the game will adopt a less commercial term for the exchange of talent In' their busi ness. Selling and buying and trading have a brutal sound, and they need revision. - When the Senate Moves. . Philadelphia Press. It took the senate of the United States on Friday Just thirty-five minutes to con sider and pass an appropriation bill cover ing $160,000,000. Who says the senate Is not an Industrious body? LINES TO A LAUGH- "She Is the greatest one for fids f ever saw. What has sho got on hand now?" "1 believe It Is rxilmlelry-," Baltimore American. . L. .. "After I do this big Juh fm oh now." said the confidence man. "I am aolng to re tire to the shades of prlvnto IKc." "Yen," observed his pal; "It will be Just ss well for you to keep shady." Chicago Tribune. r . - ,. j "Rome day you may find the public agreeing with your opinions' ' ' "Yes," answered Senator Sorghus, "and until that day comes I am going la be mighty careful about expressing ' them." Washington Star. ' "Were you hurt' much when the car struck you?" "Don't . know yet.. vTrh jiiny hasn't brought In its verdict." Philadelphia Led ger. "Are you srolna; to try 'this method of sleeping in tli open air as- a perma nency?" , "No; merely a tent-alive 'remedy. Philadelphia Press. - - The shark was reviling the skate. "You're such a cheap one," tald the shark. - . "Worse than that," sighed, the skats. 'I've even been accused of being a dlw tant relative of yours." Which- the listening lohsters, being merely lobsters, considered fairly good repartee for that locality. Chicago Tri bune. 1 MAN'S PRIZU SI KKRAtiK PORJI. Mere man, In the person of Iuts J. Block, principal of a hih sr-nnul' In Chi cago, won the prise of $1W recently offered for the best poem on Woman Suffrage. Three of the stansas follow: Lo, the nations have been tolling;, up a. steep and rugged road, . , Resting oft by' stream ant) hioahtali,"bent beneath the heavy load, ; - ;. Oaslng toward the coming freedom, from the anguish and the goad, t or tho hope has led them on Mother, prophetess, and holy, through the ages ot tne cian, ' Uttering words of potent-wisdom-In the ear of struggling man, Woman rose and strode beside him mid the 'dangers of the van, . . Kindling hope that led him on.' '. . - . Forth they step and march together, forth the man and women go, To the plains of vast achievement, where unfettered rivers flow. And their work shall Btand exalted, and their eyes shall shine and glow, With the hope that led them on. "L, P. L.," said to be a Chicago univer sity professor, ran .a close second. - Here Is a sample stansa: Do you hear the surging murmur that Is filling all the air? "lis th Mother's loving daughters; they are whispering their prayer. -They rre pleading, "O, our brothers, give us leave your toll to share. . . And w will right her wrong." if vNJN. f :v Th rasar as a root Ball. Galveston News. New England congressmen are reported to have agreed with western members to support lower tariffs upon lumber and steel In return for western assistance In putting hide on th free list Th Massa chusetts shoemakers want free hides, while Nebraakan want cheaper lumber. Tbsy appear to concede th principle that blah tariff makea high prices, which Is on point gained. In th meantime, th con sumer's Interests are belag traded upon whs re heretofore they hav bean tram pled on. COUTANT Cl SQUIRES . ojr Carbon Soft Coal lo osoolloait for oooslng oaJ boat. COnl ll l I Clean, q ales, Not and Lostlof. Wo VUUI Omaha S6 fmn, mn4 wo kaow tho Carboai so bo tho boot Coal over orfeeoel bora for tho a too-. SO or toej. also oell Onlo, Sleek Barings, Haaaa, Cborofcoo, Welaat , Coao, trtooo1 antJ Rladllng. Oar Hare) Coal la tteo Soraotow-tbo aoat Peeiaeyl veaia aoal aw 14. Wa aoil tho boot Arkaaaaa Aathraotta, fS.OO, anel CIIibms Hut, f. SO-Lama, 9 a. 00. Tits: 6m.. 839; lal LUlh s Offloa, 1406 Furnam Ct Knowledge is Power There is one kind of knowledge that if power and ' prestige in tne nanasot a woman,. It is the knowledge . V I i ncr own nature, ncr own pnysicai make-up and tne nome-treatment ot diseases peculiar to her sex. iftere is s' great home jncdical book that teaches all this. It I Dr. Pic mon Sense Medical Adviser, a book of 1008 paget and over 700 wood-cuts and colored plates. 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