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(teal) JkL P. WALKER, Notary Publlo. WHE.V out or tows. " Sabaerlfcera leaTlast tk city ten. poraurlly skoald fcsvr Tk Be mm often as repeated. There should now be a long closed season tor "stories that Lincoln told." It is difficult just now to arouse any Interest In the new styles of fly screens ani mosquito bars. ' I : "No treat statesman can be born in New York," says Woodrow Wilson. Ohio papers please copy. Speaking of names,' the prohibition ists have been defeated in a license tight at Coldwater. Miss. , How large is Omaha?" inquires an eastern editor. Just about halt as large as it will be in 1919. .Highwaymen tried to kill a St. Louis barber, who managed to escape from them by a close shave. There is nothing to show that serv ant girls In Missouri have quit start ' lag tho Urea with Standard oil, It may be explained on the theory that the Japs have refused to buy any ' stock' In the Nevada gold mines. 1 The Milwaukee Sentinel , refers to . "Gif" Plnchot. Why not call him "Pinch!" "Qlf" sounds so formal. ,- Mf. Bryan says be is much encour , aged by the spread of democracy. The trouble with democracy is that It is spread too thin. 8paln is now explaining why it dropped Cuba in 1898. Spain dropped Cuba because the little island was too hot to hold longer. I i The sultan of Turkey has discovered that ho can duck debts under a con stitution almost as well as in the old days of despotism. . ,The new battleship Delaware is 510 fief long and 85 feet wide. That's about tho sise of its namesake state when tho tide is in. Governor Haskell of Oklahoma is ' said to bo exceedingly fond of apples, ' although folks insist on handing him aothing but lemons. ' . , .. 1 Tho head of an Indian school in Ok lahoma has been Indicted fourteen times. He must be trying to get into Governor Haskell's class. I If tho weather bureau has any re ' spect for precedents we may not look for any lengthy retirement of the cold wave until after March 4. t -1 At last accounts 1,600 Tennesseeans had admitted that they were unfit to serve on the jury trying the man who killed ex-Senator Carmack. 'V. ' A travel magaalne has a long de scription of South American flowers ' "that no man has seen." The name of tho woman explorer is not given. 'X suspender, factory in Kansas City is advertising for twenty "hold-up" men. Chicago could supply the de mand without materially reducing the visible supply. 'The federal supremo court is sup posed to have decided that a trust can not collect its bills. If so, the trusts will get around that by hanging out tho "No Trust" sign. Senator Perkins declares that the Japanese must go and that congress has no right to interfere with the pro ceedings of any state along these lines, Senator Perkins must desire to bo Vuowb, as tLs California Uobson, ' TLATiya Wltlt FIRE. If the railroads are behind the bills Introduced at Lincoln to change th method of assessing railway property in Nebraska and to repeal the terminal tax. law put on the statute books two years ago, they are foolishly playing with fire. It is for the reason that the railroad managers are, as a rule, men of intelligence and far-sightedness and any plan to relieve them of present taxes would be so palpably an evasion of ax burdens they ought justly to bear, that we hesitate to believe that the controlling authorities of our rail roads are really behind these pleasures. Notwithstanding all their protests and complaints, the railroads of Ne braska have been treated -more than fairly in the matter of taxation, and if the balance were struck they would find themselves far to the good as com pared with the owners of other tax able property. The experiment of the railroad tax injunctions cost the rail roads involved thousand upon thou sands of dollars in cash, to say nothing of the cost in alienating public senti ment which would otherwise have re main id much more friendly. The present disposition in Nebraska is to let railway legislation now on the statute books work out in practical operation and to rely on the State Railway commission to redress new grievances that may arise from time to time, provided the railroads adjust themselves to the new conditions in good faith. Undertaking to put through a reactionary program on the part of the railroads and their spokes men cannot but have the effect of again inflaming popular resentment and starting anew the old conflagra tion that is still smoldering, but not totally extinguished. FREVEXTIXO DISEASE. One of the most significant and cheering features of the annual re ports of the different large cities of the country for the last year is the showing by the health boards of a generally decreased death rate. While Omaha's record in this respect is of the best, the improvement in New York, Boston, Chicago, Milwaukee, Cincinnati and other cities from which reports have been published is no less marked and gratifying. Many agencies have contributed to this result and there is every evidence of a growing popular interest in work for health conservation. Within the year the tuberculosis congress and similar organizations have done much to direct publlo attention to the ease with which many - forms of disease may be prevented; that It is much easier to prevent a bodily wrong than it Is to cure it; that It is more impor tant that a person should live in a way to" maintain robust health than to be informed how to coax i health back after it has fled; that it Is better to ask the physician, "How can I keep well?" than "How can I get well?, Much of this Improvement Is due to the growing conviction among physi cians and public officials generally that diseases are not individual, but in many cases social. Lack of nutri tion, wretched housing conditions, filthy streets and unsanitary condi tions generally are found back of tu berculosis, typhoid and most of the children's diseases. Poverty, ignor ance and evil environment are the most prolific sources of sickness, and their removal becomes as much a pub lic duty as It is the duty of the physi cian to treat the physical ills of his patients. Great progress is being made In that direction and each year witnesses greater expenditures in sanitation, in guarding the milk and water supplies. In enforcing pure food regulations and in the adoption of other precautions for the protection of the public from disease. The public health Is the na tion's greatest asset and every move ment 'looking to the safeguarding of it should be heartily encouraged. THE HOUSE AXD THE AUTOMOBILE. After a heated discussion congress has decided that when Mr. Taft be comes president he may have the use of automobiles instead of horses for official locomotion. So long as it is a matter of custom and law for the gov ernment to bear the expense of main taining the White . House stables, whether the barn should be full of horses or automobiles, should be left to the preference of the president. Congress should . ask ' the president, "Horse or auto?" just as the thought ful hostes.t would ask a guest whether he preferred tea or coffee. But we are harlug an oratorical form of gov ernment at this session of congress and when the bill appropriating money to buy automobiles for the president came up Senator Bailey had to let off some steam. , Mr. Bailey owns-a stock .farm and, anyway, there are more horses than automobiles in Texas, so he denounced the automobile, lauded tho horse and kicked like a mule against the appro priation. He declared that if be had his way ho would make it a crime to use motor cars on the public highway. "I believe." he said, "that the horse is the noblest of God's dumb animals and I do not want to see him sup planted by a senseless machine. Next to the dog, the horse is man's best friend." Things do not appear to be going to suit Senator Bailey at all. Ho railed against the dress suit, but they still wear them in Washington. He has denounced the social life at Washing ton and has opposed every increase of pay for federal officials because their substance is squandered in riotous living. "It a private cltlten of New York wants to give a feast for mon keys," says he, "he has a right to en tertain the descendants of his ances tors, but wo want no such exhibitions by our public servants." He would oppose greenhouses st the White House so long as there are poor houses in America and, above all, he wants no automobiles cramming the streets of Washington, at least not so long as Texas has horses for sale. He wants the product of the farm given prefer ence over the product of the factory. Senator Bailey's outburst demon strates that he has had his wish. In the course of his speech he said, "I want to go back Instead of going for ward." . CADETS WAXTED AT WEST WIST With the cadet corps at West Point 121 short of its authorized strength, a bill has been offered in congress au thorizing the appointment of two ad ditional cadets from each state tor the purpose of bringing tho corps up to its authorised strength. No objection can be offered to this proposition, but there should be no hesitancy on the part of congress in rejecting another pending bill lowering the requirements for admission to the academy. How ever urgent the demand for more graduates from West Point to fill the vacancies in the officers' list, there should be no lowering of the standard either for admission or for graduation. As showing that the fault is clearly not with the academy, the report of the superintendent states that in the examinations last spring a remarkably small proportion of tho applicants- an: swered both the mental and physical tests. Of the 460 appointees, princi pals and alternates, 111 failed to re port for examination. Of the $49 re porting 124 were wholly satisfactory, 131 were rejected as physically eligi ble, but not up to tho mental mark, fourteen gave up the examinations as "too hard" and ten who passed the mental examinations were rejected for failure to meet the physical require ments. There is much speculation as to the cause for this shortage in numbers and the lack of quality in the material offered tor cadetshlps. It is apparent that the congressmen have not been at all careful in designating appointees for the examination and it is equally evident that the public school course does not properly prepare students for the examinations required for admis sion to "The Point." A preparatory school to fit appointees for the exam inations at the academy may be needed, but it would clearly be a low ering of the standard, with a threat ened impairment of the efficiency to make the admission requirements easier than they are. This is an age of specialization and West Point is a great military university. Its admis sion requirements have been raised, as they have been in all our colleges and universities, and their enforce ment should be kept stringent, in stead of allowed to slack for the pur pose of Increasing the number of the cadet oorps y . i " ' : tj3 THE X EXT WORLD WAR.' Students ot the Bible have long con tended that 'the thirty-eighth and thirty-ninth chapters of the prophecies of Ezekiel, foreboding a fourteen years' war .between the followers of the Lord and the unbelievers, con templates a vast and terrible conflict between the western world and the hordes of Asia. The latest supporter of this view of Ezeklel is found in "Fighting Bob" Evans, who predicts that the next world-war will be be tween Russia and Japan, with Ger many, France, Austria and Italy aligned with Russia against the Japa nese, who will probably have the sup port of China and most of tho coun tries of the orient. In discussing the situation, Admiral Evans says; A few days ago, when the Russian gov ernment floated a loan of 1260,000,000, which was subscribed thirty times over, that was Russia's notice to Japan "to get ready for war and stay ready, for I'm going to lick you!" And what is more, Japan Itself recognizes and realises the position In which It Is placed. Th handwriting Is plain. Japan can read. The admiral expresses belief that Great Britain will be allied with the Japs, perhaps not in active fighting, but in financial backing. The prophecy is interesting and much of it seems plausible, but a race conflict in which most of the nations of continental Europe will be pitted against, the brown and yellow men ot Asia would be a startling situation. The defeat of the Asiatics, with Britain as Japan's ally, would give the other nations of Europe dominance and make the United Kingdom a second-rater in the list of worldpowers. The bare possibility of such a con flict opens a wide field for speculation as to the result. There are about 300, 000,000 white people in continental Europe. The Mongolians, Including the Chinese and Japanese, number more than 600,000,000 and it the peo ple ot India and the rest of Asia are to be counted there would be a total of about 1,000,000,000 people against which Europe would have to contend. In that event, the result would depend largely upon the scene Of the conflict, whether the white men would fight on their own soil or be compelled to carry on a war in foreign territory. The su perior knowledge and discipline ot the whites would have, an offset in the larger numbers, and the fanaticism of the Asiatics-. From a purely military standpoint, the conflict would be well worth watching. ' It is refreshing to Bote that Admiral Evans leaves the United States out ot the conflict. He Insists that Japan has no desire to fight this country and says that it will not be long until the United States will have a fleet, of warships so great and powerful that no nation on earth will dare tackle us. The rest of the admiral's forecast of the future military conditions is interesting enough for verbatim reproduction: Japan has not th sllsntest desir la the world to fight with her bankers. Kn gland ml' the Vnlted Plates are Japan's bankers. Tlie Japanese sre a clever people. They realize the truth of what I have Just said. There Is a limit to the resources of that country. Japan, I believe, can see the end of those resources even now. The country cannot go on at the rnte that It is spend ing money. It Is out of tho question. Ja pan recognises that a conflict with Russia is inevitable and the government Is strain ing every nerve, exhausting every effort, to put Itself In a state of preparedness. But the resources of Russia are prac tically illimitable. Russia Is anxious to avenge Itself on Japnn, and, as I said be fore, the floating of that enormous loan was Russia's plainly spoken notice to Japan of what the latter might expect The day Is coming when the richest nations of the earth only will wield .the power. These nations are the United States, England, Russia and France. Oer many, despite - efforts of the German em peso r, is dropping to the rear. Germany has not the wealth. These four nations will rule the sea. Their supremacy will be unquestioned. THE WAR AQAISST ' OPIV3I. It was fitting that congress should pass a law prohibiting the importation ot opium except for medicinal purposes on the sameday that the International opium conference opened at Shanghai to consider , ways and means for a world-wide war against the general use of the drug. Failure to pass the bill would have placed the delegates from this country in the embarrassing posi tion of urging the abolition ot the traffic elsewhere whilo permitting it at home. The conference at Shanghai is really the outcome of a movement t started by President Roosevelt several years ago. Government agents have been conducting investigations In the Philip pines and in this country and will pre sent to the conference an array of sta tistics showing that while the Chinese population of this country has in creased but little in the last decade the amount of opium in smoking form used in this country has increased by more than 200 per cent in ten years. High authorities state that 60,000 pounds of crude opluni would satisfy all the legitimate annual demand for the drug for medicinal purposes, yet last year more than 400,000 pounds were imported to this .country. -The statistics show that the habit of opium smoking is becoming very common among confirmed criminals, among the negroes in the south and that its use has increased about 150 per cent in the last ten years in Maine, with an in crease of about 100 per cent in all the New England states. An interesting feature of facts de veloped is that the Chinese in this country are using less of the drug than ever before and 'that the Chinese' gov ernment is the most ardent supporter of the crusade for the suppression of the opium trade. Sir Robert Hart, the supervisor of the Chinese customs and perhaps the best authority living on Chinese affairs, in a recent interview, said: ' ' " Opium. Is doomed. Both government and public opinion are against' it, and the new generation will have no opium-smokers. The growth of general trade will make up for the loss of opium revenue, and not only will the country be freed from the. nightmare of the opium habit, but foreign intercourse will be freed from an objection and an obstacle. Practically all of the governments represented in the Shanghai confer ence are unreservedly hostile to the opium trade so that it may be assumed without undue optimism that Sir Rob ert Hart's opinion that "opium is doomed" may be vindicated within a short time. RACE 1RACK OAJdBLlXO DOOMED. A bookmaker on the New Orleans race track has been found guilty of violating the Louisiana anti-gambling law and has been sentenced to seven months imprisonment and the pay ment of a fine of $350. The case was in the nature of a test of the race track law, which has been stubbornly fought by the gambling interests of the south, causing the most bitter feel lne and resulting in open warfare be tween the champions of racing and its opponents. The promoters of racing, and the gambling attachment thereto, carried their warfare to the extent of attempting a business boycott ot cer tain New Orleans newspapers that favored the anti-racing bill and were stopped only by a federal court in junction. While the New Orleans case will doubtless be appealed, the decision ot the district court Is in keeping with decisions of the courts in other states wherever a crusade has been made against race track gambling. Tho most notable fight on this lino was made in New York during the closing days of Governor Hughes' first term. The legislature refused to pass an anti racing bill recommended by the gov ernor and he called an extra session to consider the measure. The bill was adopted and, as a result the entire racing and gambling element of New York City and state were arrayed aaalnst Governor Hughes tor renomi- natlon and election. His emphatic vindi cation sealed race track gambling In New York and practically drove the Belmont racing syndicate out of busi ness. Other states followed the New York example, but the action of the Louisiana legislature was a great sur prise, as it was believed by the racing men tbft the southern love for the "sport ot kings," was strong enough to'stotp anti-racing legislation for years to come. The growing sentiment against bookmaking has apparently routed the race track gamblers in their strong holds. Bennings, under the shadow of the capitol at Washington, Lexington, Ky., and Sacramento, Cal., are about the only noted tracks still open to the running horses and the patronage at these can not support the game. Horse breeders and racing men agree that the gate money at races, where betting is prohibited, will not produce revenue sufficient to main tain tho great breeding farms and rac ing stables and that It betting is bar red the incentive to breeding and training thoroughbreds is destroyed. Whichever tho viewpoint, the New Orleans decision may be accepted as a final get-away day for tho racers for an indefinite term. Laboring men on the Pacific coast might make a stronger case against Japanese and Chinese workmen if they could show that they are willing to do the class ot work for which the orien tals are employed. The name of th new lieutenant governor of Missouri Is Gmellch. How h pro nounces it we are quite unablo to say. Los Angeles Tribune. Mr. Gmelich pronounces his name Just as though the "O" were on de tached duty. An orange-colored bulldog named "Ace" is missing from the White House. An orange-colored ace may be all right in the dog lino, but its ap pearance in a poker game would start a riot. N "How much wealth can a man ac quire and keep within the law?" asks a magazine writer. Don't know, but are certain that most ot us are keeping within the law on that score. Dr. Marquis say's Mr. Rockefeller could liavo become pope if he had de voted his energies to the church. Still, there is no record of a Baptist ever having been made pope. A French writer insists that corsets are the greatest menace to good health. Those of us who never wore them will have to take hearsay evi dence on the subject. Season of Preparation. Washington Post. The announcement that the house and Benat are preparing for ' the extra ses sion of congress probably means that they are practicing on how to communicate thoughts without the use of expletives and cplthots. ,- Good Business Proposition. Boston Herald. ' Well, why shouldn't the life insurance companies take the advice of Prof. Irving Fisher of Yale and enter upon an active campaign of education to Improve Jiy gicnlo conditions throughout the coun try? It would surely, cut down their financial obligations sufficiently to make it a profitable proposition. Kew Terror 1st Life. Philadelphia Record. The Maxim device which dissipates and destroys the noise occasioned by the fir ing of a gun, without decreasing the speed or otherwise affecting the flight of the bullet, adds a new terror to th use of firearms. It -will make stealthy gun powder crime much less liable to detec tion when a man may load his weapon with smokeless powder and discharge It without telltale noise.: Home Love the Best Charity, Baltimore Sun. , We have come to realise that a child needs something more than clothes and food to develop the best; it needs th love that can only b found la a home. ' The success of the whole depends entirely upon the success ot the unit, and this can only be achieved by recognising each unit, though it be merely a puny little child of want or crime, as an Individual, with Individual characteristics and an In dividual yearning for love. Good Day for Good Deed, Philadelphia Press. The Main was sunk In Havana harbor at 9:40 in the evening of February IS, 1898, eleven years ago next Monday. Surely that anniversary date should not be permitted to pass by without some substantial action being taken in con gress for raising the wrecked hull of the old American battleship from a foreign harbor and giving the bodies of the Amer ican sailors Imprisoned In the wreck an honorable burial. PERSONAL A.ND OTHERWISE, s Divorce proceedings featured by St. Louts papers make the morals of the town look decidedly Lemp. The frequency of th police court appear ances of Mrs. Carrie Nation shows the old girl is having a smashing time In England. The sol suggestion of a reflection on the life of Lincoln is that he tried his hand at poetry In his youth. But he had th cour age to reform. . . King Menelik of Abyssinia is enjoying the rare privilege of reading his own obituary notices. He admits the reports of his death were somewhat exaggerated. ' Chicago does not boast much of Its climate In midwinter, but the advertised fact that 100 trains a day leave the city for sunnier climes affords a clue to the cause for the steadily growing population of Omaha. American Inventive skill is equal to every emergency. A corkscrew is doing business in certain southern states, equipped with a device which smothers the cough usually accompanying the drawing of the cork. A sleuthing association finds that the sheriff of Cook county, Illinois, keeps his boarders in fairly good condition at a cost Of 7 cents each a day. Compressed atmos phere from the stock yards does the busi ness. To be one of the mentioned for a cabinet position is not wholly profitless. Banker Reynolda of Chicago was In the mentioned class last week. He is out' of it this week. The bank boosted his salary from 120,000 to 150,000. SERMOXS BOILED DOWN'. Knowledge is power only so far as It Is practiced. Tou can complete a good work, but you can never end It. Conscience is simply out sens of moral social responsibility. No man bears his burden better by add ing your blame to it. Th faroff vision comes half way to those who follow it faithfully. New thought is like new coin, th brass seems as good as the gold. Lite is pretty sure to b tragedy to tboa who tak it only as a play. Th proof of an education lies In a mind so tilled that prejudio gains no root, Th man who thinks he is generous to a fault is often generous only to his own. The greatest wonder In the character of th angels Is that they endure all th saints. All men would try to be meek If they were dead sure of th promts to th meek. It is oftsn our failings that bold our friends, but we do not need to multiply such anchors. - Bom folks always alng. "Oh, to be noth ing," before they alng, "J ere. Lord, I give myself away."-Clilcagi) Tribune. Ancient History THE OIVIAHA BEE THE BEE PUBLISHING CO.. Proprietor T, (Morning and Sveaing) UVWDAT. WXZKLT. E. ROSE WATER, Editor. 1 ' " Omaha, September 17, 1906, v Mr. H. D. Neely, Manager, The Equitable Life Assurance Society of the U. S. ; Omaha, Neb. My Dear Sir: . ' I am glad to acknowledge receipt of your Society's check, paying the claim presented to your office In Omaha. September 12. 1906, on policies on the life of my father, the late Hon. Kdward Hosewatcr. My father's life was Insured for 29l,449.00 in fourteen different companies, the largest amount in any one company being held In the Equitable, and you have made good your assertion that the Equitable would be the first to pay any money to the estate. Thanking you in behalf of all the family and executors for the yiuuiyi uiauurr 10 wmcn you nave lours Modern History GENERAL, OFFICES OF NYE SCHNEIDER FOWLER CO. ESTABLISHED 1869 Fremont, Neb., February 3, 1909. b. R. Elson, Agency Supervisor, Equitable Life Assurance Society, Omaha, Nebraska. Dear Sir: The first life Insurance policy I ever received was written by the Equitable in 1880, and, at the end of its twenty year period, I accepted cash settlement and took another policy with your Company. Since that time I have taken out other policies with your Company on the 10-pay-ment plan, which are now paid up, and last year I received on the paid up policies a dividend which was very satisfactory. I regard the Equitable Assurance Society a sound institution, a good insurance company, and under the capable supervision of Mr. Paul Morton, should particularly appeal to Nebraska people wantlug Insurance. Yours very truly. Equitable Life Assurance Society of the United States. . "Strongest In the World" PAUL MORTON. President ' . H. D. NEELY, Manager, Omaha, Nebraska ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH YOUR JOB? If you are not getting as much as your services are worth;' if you have energy, tact, and' perserverence, and are intelligent and of good character, you can have a position as big as you can fill. Several important points in Nebraska are open.- ; WE ARE LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT NAN When we find him we train him for our work, and advance him as fast as he grows. For Bright Hul!cr tv. GreaJ Future is Asaured If this Interests you, write at once or call upon S. EL ELSON, Agency Supervisor, 402 Merchants National Bank BIdg., OMAHA, - NEB. SECULAR SHOTS AT THE PILPIT Cleveland Plain Dealer: The Jersey City pastor who so bitterly condemns klaslng must be a total abstainer. . Chicago Record-Herald: There Is In New Jersey a minister who makes marrying peo ple his specialty, while his son Is doing a thriving business as a divorce lawyer. Thus they catch them coming and going. Charleston News and Courier: Isn't it strange that Rabbi Wise of New York la the only honest man In that great city? That the newspapers and the managers of the theaters are all a lot of moral In vertebrates; that the rich men of New York are only money getters? But it can't be helped, we suppose. In all tge ot the world there has been some one who has stood out above the herd as a great moun tain peak Solomon, the wisest man; Moses, the lawgiver; Joshua, the warrior, and now it has come to pass that we have Wise, the lecturer. Happy the people who have such a leader. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES, "Suppose women went to congress, what do you suppose would happen?" "They would simply go along domestic lines." "How would that be?" ' "Every woman who went to congress would want to be speaker of the house." Baltimore American. "Tour husband plays poker a great deal, doesn't he?" "No." answer young Mrs. Torkins, "he doesn't play much." "What prevents him?" "The (act that pay day does not come Oftener." Washington Star. Mistress Whst did you tell those ladles who ust called? Servant CM told 'em you was out, mum. Mistress And what did they say? Servant "How fortunlt," muni. Puck. Teacher Tommy, what Is a trust buster? Tommy Pa is. Teacher In what way. Tommy? Tommy Well, ma told him when he went to the club last night that she'd trust him . t COUTAHT Cool Our Carbon Soft Cool l oollent for cooking and host ing. It la Clean, Qulok, Not and Lasting. Wo havo sold ooal In Omaha 1$ yoara. and wm know tho Carbon to bo tho boot Coal ovor offorod horo for tho prloo fd.fiO per ton. Wo alao ooll Ohio, Rook Springs, Hanna, Chorokoo, Walnut Blook, Coke, Wood and Kindling. Our Hard Coal la tho Soranton-tho boot Pennsyl vania ooal ntlnod. Wo ooll tho bast Arkansas Anthracite. $9.00, and Climax Nut, 94.o0-t.umo, f S.00. Tels: Ceil- 839; hi. A-3830. made this settlement, I remain, very truly, will spend money and time to B to come home sober, Angeles Express, and he. didn't. Los She is verv up-to-date. Isn't she?" Sunday's paper?" "No, what was lt?'l HouSSaftst?- Q-'J h" -dJ--e.s."- ."cTO.Aa'SSj. Yast'nTght"1"6 PCr,r- .i'l,lV!ly N""?1"' hki the skull and said: jilrth K,.r T1?rk! You ra nt the only deadhead In the house.1 "-Ht. Louis Times. THE FADED VALE.NTI.VK. William 11. Nesbit. Now. Smith Is hard and stern of lave A man opposed to entlmnt; ' His eyes give not the slightest trsce , . - iirau is pern And yet today he ll close the door .nnu wuii upa m a sorter line Will gase for hslf an hour or more tpon a faded valentine. Within the pocket next his heart s He carries It a yellowed thing ' Of penciled scrawl and feeble art: Tou would not think that It could brim The light that now comes to his eyes Which have the dullness brought with age, Nor that he'd bnd, with stifled sighs. And klsa the smudged and tattered page. The prints of chubby fingers mar The whiteness of the crumpled sheet But Smith, in thought goes back, afar. And bears a child's voice, shrilly sweet, And sees the little hands that traced The message that is written there In letters that are half misplaced Though mad with slow and painful care. Ah, y'ou and I could never see The child-face that glows in the lines! All valentines, to you ond me, Are ordinary valentines. But ha can hear her laugh and alng When he looks at the little scrawl Upon the old and yellowed thing; "You kno 1 luv you best of all." And there are tear stains on it now The chubby fingers, one dark night, Grew waxen as the curl-kissed blow That faded Into waxen white. , And so you see you understand Why Smith has memories that twins About tha psge held in his hand, The little faded valentine. Q. SQUIRES Office, 1406 Farnam Ot. r )