mE OMAHA DAILY BEE: MONDAY, FEBRUARY 1. 1903. Tite Omaha Daily Dee. FOVNDED BT EDWARD ROSE WATER. VICTOR ROSE WATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omihi postofflce bi second- class mat ler. TERM8 OF SUBSCRIPTION. relly Doe (without Sunday), one year..$40 Dally feee and Sunday, one year 8 00 DELIVERED BT -CARRIER. Dally Doe (Including Sunday), per we,k"j Daily Bee (without Sunday), per week..lOc Evening: Bee (without Sunday), per week So Kvenlng Bee (with Sunday), per week.ioo Sunday Bee, one year... , la Addreaa all Mmniiinii f irregularities la I oeiiverjr 10 city cireuiation uepi"u" OFFICES. Omaha The Bea Bunemg. South Omaha Twenty-fourth and N. Council Bluffs 14 Bott Ptreau LHcoln-eia Little Building. Chicago 154 Marquette Building. New York-Rooms 1101-1103 No. M Weat Thirty-third Street. Wsshlngton 725 Fourteenth Street, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter ahould be addressed: Oman Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by riaft, express or postal order ki. a- irk. n. . w I i . V. I n v I'nmtiiHT. Only lucent atampfl received In payment of rnaii aecounta Per,w'ccl,lD" I rATEMENT of circulation ate of Nebraaka. Douglae County, aa.: Oorge B. TsschiMk. treasurer Of Tin i I'uwiahing company, being- ouiy aworn, umrm i. . . k . ! . . ... u . n 0 full ,nil rnm- I 1 1 1 L VIIW KUCUVU I UPII IT I V aui. a plete copies of The Dally, Morning, ttven-1 in and Sunday Bee prmiea our n, in. I tig and Sunday Bee primed aunng i month of December, 1908. waa as follows , .87,780 , .S7J10 ..17,370 ..37.0SO ..S7.S30 . .37,301 17... 18... 1... 17,370 S,BOO M.7SO SO 37,950 Jl 31,800 11 37,010 . .S7,80 tt 37,030 I 17,040 U 37,000 21 38,450 I S1.S10 1 '....M.7S0 II 49,820 12 3e,eeo 11 37,100 14 34,710 1 37,480 II 37,170 It 31,930 J7 37,150 2 31,130 28 40,730 30 49,900 SI 43450 1,171,470 Less unsold and returned coplea.. 1,146 Net total 1.119.999 Daily average 37,491 GEORGE B. TZ3CHUCK. Treaaurer. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to before we thla Slat day or iwoeraoer, is va. ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public. WHEN OUT OP TO WW. afcaorlbera leaving; the city tern porarlly shoal have Tfce Be mailed tv them. Addreaa will be rbaaged aa of tea aa re-aaeated. Of course a Carnegie hero medal will go to Jack "C. Q. D." Binns. After March 4 Mr. Taft will have to break himself of the globe-trotting habit. The advantage of having the wires underground will now be better appre ciated. It Is about like the coal man to hope that February and March will do their worst. Wireless Operator "Jack" Blnn should be In demand by chautauqua circuit booking agencies. "The New York Central has bowed to the Inevitable," says an exchange. Thousht It was bowing to Mr. Harrl- niao. Davy Jones must feel that he was cheated of his share of the results of that Republic-Florida collision off Nantucket. We trust that Augusta, Ga., will not think it necessary to pull off a lynching in order to get Into the tele graph date lines again. Pneumatic pompadours are now to take the place of the "rat." The pneumatic should be very popular with light-headed girls. On the thirteenth, ballot in the Illinois legislature. Senator Hopkins lacked thirteen votes 0 being elected. ... . . . , , I WOO BSJ luirwreu i. uv uu.uvaj . Anywa, a mountain norther sweep Ins across the prairie is not to be counted in the same class as earth quakes, volcanic eruptions and tidal waves.', ' ".: Three years ago Mayor Jim crowded all democratic competitors off the -mayoralty racetrack by simply making a noise like a cowboy. Can he do It again? Young Jay Oould has offered him self as a probation officer to patch up family quarrels in New York. Hi might try his hand among his uncles and aunts. A Philadelphia man is suing for di vorce. becauM his wife claims to have a. soul affinity in anqther planet. Possibly she is In love with "The Man from Mars." . The senate expresses a fear the pure food -investigation would annoy the president. Neither the present president nor the Incoming one is troubld with Indigestion. "Nevada listened to the voice of the people in selecting a senator," says the Chicago News. The Southern Pa cific has long been snaking a noise like the voice of the people of Arlsona. Bernard Shaw says that Poe and Whitman ' are the only important American fcien. of letten. Why should Shaw slight John D. Archbold, W. R. Hearst, Governor Haskell and Benja min R- Tillman? . It's dollars to doughnuts that the present demo-pop legislature in Ne- braska. with all its howl about econ - oniy will authorial appropriations out of the public treasury aggregating at least twice as much as was appropn - ated by the last demo-pop legislature, twelve years ago. which was not able l boast much sJuout economy, either. VXBVSIXF.S9LIKE. The Lincoln Btar calls attention anew to the practice of Introducing duplicate bills In both houses of the legislature, which It declares "serves a good purpose for no one excepting the concern that prints the bills," by duplicating the cost of printing each proposed measure without facilitating legislation. This duplicate printing expense put on the taxpayers Is only one Illustra tion of the unbusinesslike methods that prevail In the legislative ends of the state house. The whole system of passing laws at Lincoln from start to finish Is about the most costly, slip shod and wide-open waste of people's money to be found anywhere. Two men on the pay roll to do one man's work would be an actual improvement on what exists, and the only wonder is that the expense bills are not bigger and the output of aws worse. No one will contend that In this re spect the present democratic leglsla- ture is greatly. If any, different from other Nebraska legislatures which nave gone neiore it, irrespective ei po- Htical control. It Is possible, too. that ... , .imi,.ri .mi .1. wuti ... -" -j though many of them possess legtsia , , j . ja..a.J uve uiauuiuerj mucu ueuer nujusi.ru d mur-h more businesslike In ODera tlon, If not less costly The point to be emphasized Is that while In every other branch of our state government notable progress has been made In reforming abuses, sys tematizing the work, eliminating the Inecures and introducing up-to-date business methods, our legislative ma chlnery is practically the same old- style, slack-belted, broken-cogged, rough-rldlng machine that has been jolting and bumping along for the last thirty years HOW TO SAVE THE SHIP. Even the confirmed reactionary, If cornered, will be compelled to admit the session of congress just closing has been something of a disappoint ment, but at the eleventh hour a hope signal has been flashed across the murky horizon, a sort of a hurry call, a "C. Q. D." imessage, as It were, In dicating that as long as the light holds out to burn, etc., the vilest sinner may get his record on straight and be pre pared to look his constituents in the face and hear them exclaim, "Well done, good and faithful servant, you're hip for re-election and we're wld you." There's no mistake In the signal and no cross wires or confusion about the message which comes from a trained expert who for twelve years has sat in the world's signal tower, wig-wagging messages to a befogged nation, telling the captain of the Ship of State how to steer clear of the rocks and shoals and bring his vessel, freighted with its precious cargo of national hopes and aspirations, safe into the harbor. The message comes from William Jennings Bryan of Fair view, Neb. As wireless operator of the sloop Commoner, he has sighted the rocks ahead and sent his message to the congressional crew: There is talk also of an increase of the salary of federal judgea, but la there not Iso another side of the question? The judge, too, lives up to his aalary, and the amount that he receivea largely decides In what social circle tie will move. Qlve him IS, 000 a year and Ills summer vaca tions will be apent where he comes in contact with those who, in taking a brief respite from the routine of life, seek some quiet and Inexpensive resort. Make the judge's aalary $10,000 and he will aelect new summer resort where ha will be thrown Into association "with those who spend a larger sum upon their summer vacations. Raise the salary to $15,000 and lie will make another move and enter a new class; and he la naturally mora or less affected by the opinion of the class with which he associates. Public opinion Is a potent influence even with a judge. Dooley says that whether .the constitution follow the flag or net la a disputed ques tlon, but that there is no doubt that the "supreme court follows the election re turns. Not only doea the reault of ar election unconsciously influence the mind of judges, but the conversation which he Is In the habit of hearing and the opinions that aro expressed In his presence lmper ctptlblj mould his thought. If a judge's salary is auch that hla aasociatlon Is with those who enjoy large aalarlea, and he Is shut off from contact with those who struggle for existence, It Is imposslbl that ha should not feel their influence. That a maa la known by the company he keeps Is an old saying: It la no leaa true that his opinions ar materially affected by the company he keeps. Tnat simpunes in situation com pletely. Let the first mate give his orders: "Back there, you yaller finned, scuipln-mouthed, bog-water skateflsh, avast! ahoy! reef the top sail and do whatever the sea school of correspondence tells you to get back into the channel." With the fog thus lifted, it remains only for congress to get straight 'on this question of salaries of judges and all other lapses will be condoned. Let the judicial salaries be cut to fit the popular needs. If the judge who gets a salary of 15,000 a year shows signs of feeling his oats and snubs bis for mer playmates, cut his salary to f 3,(00, just' to show him where he gets off. If the wife of the federal Judge who gets a salary of $7,000 fails to recognise her former next door neighbor from whom she used to borrow uncracked china when she had company for dinner, pare the Judge' salary down until he begins to smoke stogies again and does bis own mar keting. Go the whole limit and so keep the fountain and head of justice close to the ground, establish the rule that the higher the court the smaller the salary. .Let the chief Justice an the rest of the silk-gowned supreme judges be put on at about $2.50 a day, with no allowance for overtime and 1 proper docking for rainy days, thus I compelling them to move from Massa chusetts avenue and Dupont circle 1 over to Ramcat alley or some equally I desirable quarter in southeast Wash I ingtoa where they win be free from J the contaminating influence of dlplo- matlc receptions, luncheons at the Army and Navy club, dinners at the Metropolitan, vice presidential recep tions and the like. In that way, and n no other, can the Judiciary be kept close sympathetic touch with the masses and learn to make their de mons square with the way the plain people would vote. It Is up to congress to heed Mr. Bryan's warning and meet the Issue fairly and squarely. The salaries of 11 our judges must be cut or the ship or state Is on the rocks, with a demoralized crew and outside the help zone. THE ARMT OEXERAL STAFF. When Ellhu Root was secretary of war in Mr. McKinley's cabinet and in the first months of Mr. Roosevelt's first administration, he succeeded, fter a long and hard-fought contest, In inducing congress to create the gen eral staff of the army, composed of officers of high rank in different de partments, of the service and charged with the duty of considering war propositions in a big way. The need of such a staff organization had been fully demonstrated and its value has since been proved. In spite of this, congress is now attempting to impair the efficiency of the military branch of the government by reducing the general staff by half and sending many of its members back to active servict at posts and barracks. The excuse offered is that there is a marked shortage of line officers in the army and that the vacancies can not be properly filled without ordering back to the service some of the men who have been asslgnd to general staff duty. The general staff now consists of forty-five officers and it is proposed to cut the number to twenty-five, by cutting off all captains and majors and returning them to their regi ment's. Congress clearly fails to appreciate the fact that the success of a war de pends fully as much on preparedness as on numerical strength of the army that may be placed in the field. The general staff, for instance, in the per formance of its duties, has secured ac curate topographical maps of China, Japan and every other nation with which the United States has any rela tions whatever. It has learned just what we would have to do in case of a war with a foreign power, just how many troops of the different branches of the service would be required. where they should be sent, how they could be concentrated most readily, where supplies could be forwarded, how the march inland should be con ducted, the condition of the roads and the facilities for transportation, in short all the points that study and foresight could have ascertained. This preparedness would save the country tremendous initial loasea at the out break of war. The information is gained only after tiresome and pains taking work and Is, without doubt, worth more to the government than any extra number of recruits who claim they can lick their weight in wildcats every day in the week with a double allowance on Sundays. The plea of economy does not carry much weight, as the officers of the general staff would be drawing their salaries whether stationed at head quarters in Washington or at Fort Abe Lincoln or Fort Sam Houston. The point is tha.t the general staff can be of more real service by attending to Its duties in Washington than if half its members were ordered back to army poets. CHRONOLOGY. Here is a bit of chronology that should be filed away for future refer ence in the archives of Nebraska po litical history: November 30, 1908 Judge Sullivan appointed to supreme court vacancy by Gov ernor Sheldon. 1 December 1, IMS Judge Sullivan announces that he will accept. December 1, 19fl8 Judge Sullivan takea oath aa judge and alia on the bench. December , 1908 Judge Bulllvan resigns for ' personal reasons." January 1. 1909 Judge Sullivan forms part nership, buys a horns and opens a law office In Omaha. January 18, 1909 Judge Sullivan appointed to supreme court vacancy by Oovernor Bhallenberger. January 18, 1909-Judge Bul.llvan announcea ne win accept only when right of Governor Bhallenberger to appoint has been judicially established. January , 1909-Judge Sullivan offera to let Governor Bhallenberger appoint someone in his place to make the test. January 27. 1909-Judge Sullivan formally accepts appointment by Governor Bhal lenberger. Answering a question about the in come tax plank in the Chicago plat form, Mr. Bryan once exclaimed, "How can we tell when a judge Is going to change his mind?" A CAREER WITH A MORAL. The brief paragraph in the New York papers a few days ago record ing the death from starvation and ex posure of a man named James M. Mc Knlght, found at the entrance to the servants' quarters in a New York ho tel, was all that was made public at the time of the career of a man whose record reads like a chapter of fiction. In 1893 McKnlght, who was then a federal bank examiner was sent to Louisville to investigate several banks Upon his report rour or them were closed. Soon after he left the gov ernment service to enter the employ ment of the German National bank at Louisville, of which in a few years he. became president. Then hi got Into politics and made a desperate if fort to be elected mayor of Louisville, Intending it as a stepping-stone to the governorship, to which hi aspired His liberal use of money in his cam paign caused an Investigation of his bank, disclosing that tb entire capi tal stock and surplus had been dissi pated. McKnlght was arrested and, after seven trials, was sent to the pen itentiary for six years. McKnlght was a natural plunger and prison walla could not confine his mental activities. While In prison he studied ont a scheme to save the To bacco trust large sums In shipments and was handsomely paid for his plan. While acting as coachman for the warden's wife he used his Tobacco trust earnings in speculation and quit prison at the end of four years with $850,000 In cash. He went direct from prison to Wall street, became a plunger, made his million and lost it and died hungry and cold in the arms of a servant he had befriended. That. In brief, Is "Jim" McKnight's life story and it carries a wholesome moral. Mr. Taft Is to be treated to an all gator dinner In New Orleans. With baked beans and two kinds of pie for dessert in Boston, fried scrapple In Philadelphia, drop dumplings and pot Ilcker in Virginia, 'possum In Georgia and different varieties of chili con came and tobasco in the Latin-American reserves, Mr. Taft ought to be in training for a digestion contest with the goat and the ostrich. It is proposed to make members of the Omaha School board elective from wards instead of at large. What is to be gained by this change? We thought we had made a great improvement when the School board was divorced from the ward system of politics and Its membership intentionally and de liberately made to cut across ward lines and free itself from strictly neighborhood Influences. Secretary Wilson reporta that there are nearly 20,000,000 horses in the country and they are valued at nearly $2,000,000,000. Those who pre dicted that the automobile would put the horse out of business may, by lis tening intently, hear the horse laugh. The Independent steel manufactur ers are protesting against Mr. Car negie's plan to have the steel duties cut In two. Possibly that Scotchman is as canny as any of them. The Steel trust may want the tariff reduced to put the independents in bad. Governor Shallenberger has pro claimed a general celebration of the centenary of Lincoln's birthday, sug gesting the display of the flag on that day and commemorative exercises by all patriotic societies. Unanimously approved. "The democratic party was beaten last year because it still contains too many Parkers and Guffeys and Bai leys," says a southern paper. The democratic party was beaten because it contained too , few voters of any kind. .,- When figuring up the cost of city government don't forget the $500,000 of unpaid hydrant rentals and the $100,000 'of outstanding gas lighting bills, to say nothing of the Water board's lawyers' fees yet to be settled for. t Mr. Bryan's Commoner has changed the heading from "Solving the Mys tery of 1908" to "What of Democ racy's Future?' The contributors to the symposium, however, continue to discuss chiefly democracy's past. The electoral votes of all the states have finally been handed into the vice president at Washington and an im patient public will soon know who were elected as president and vice president on November 3. A Russian admiral has been dis missed from the service for accept ing bribes. It is but a short time since the acceptance of bribes was considered the essential part of a Rus sian official's education. 1 : 1 ...tt A member of the Wisconsin legis lature walked from his home to the state capitol, p. distance of seventy eight miles, because he needed the exercise. Who gets the mileage In a rase of that kind? Too Mark of a Good Thlag. Louisville Courier Journal. The Pullman company's surplus Is $30,000,000. As nobody believes that this comes from a "rake-off on the porters' tips It looks as if the concern could afford to reduce the price of berths. Any Old Btatioa Will D Chicago News. On beauty about a wireless message is ttiat it can be sent out to anybody whom it may concern and does not depend on one wire or the chances thst the operator at the other end has gone to get a bite of lunch. A Tlai for Actlaa. New York Tribune. l he president s message approving the recommendation of Oovernor Magoon noma insure speeay action ror the re moval of the wreck of the Maine from the harbor of Havana, and incidentally the re moval of a reproach which has too long rested upon this nation. ' , vavri ss lasa. New York Evening Post. Doea learning pay? Fourteen holders of honorary degreea from Oxford among them I'realdent Butler, Charles EJlot Norton, William Dean Howella. Bishop Doane, Mark Twain and Profa. Baldwin. Goodwin and Clldersleeve wishing to make a ' gift to the English university, could only scrape up a thousand dollars. A Radical Uoctrla. Baltimore American. M. Taft haa raised a new and highly important isaue in advising young women net to marry men who are not good enough for them. Now, mea 'la the proud humility of their sag have ad tnltted that the beat of them la not good enough for lovely woman. Bealdea the proud humility of this admission, there is much convenience lurking In It which the blunt advice ef the prealdent-elect will rutbleaaly expose. The majority will agree that sucb a doctrine la radical, not t say revolutionary, and that of the twe evila equal suffrage U to be pre ferred to equal dent A PIVOT Or CIVILISATION. lallaeare ( Advertlalaat la lb let- ferment f the World. Collier's Weekly. The thought that advertising Is lh es sential pivot upon which Civilisation turns may be new to many; but the' further In quiry Is made Into the facts the more ob vious does it become that this Is true. When one considers the educational effect of the 23.O00 newspapers and magaslnrs In this country, and rocslls what Is obvious on re flection, that scarcely one of them could be profitably published without advertising. It becomes clear that more than we caa esti mate of the Intellectual statua of the people dependa directly and unmistakably upon ad vertising. Again, when one considers the wide distribution of manufactured products, upon which the comforts of civilisation so largely depend, and recalls how here, too, advertising haa been the Indispensable factor, It becomes most evident that Its importance is fundaments!. It Is hsrdly surprising, therefore, that the advertising in ten representative magazines last year smountrd to nearly $8,000,000. If statistics were possible showing the smount spent in 23.000 newspapers and periodicals, in the street rsrs, on the billboards snd In the hundred and one miscellaneous forms of advertising, it would perhsps exceed the figures of almost any other Industry. The number of men employed In preparing ad vertising matter, tn printing and publishing, making Illustrations, designs, and engrav ings, and doing other work contributing di rectly to advertising, would If possible to compute it, show publicity to rank easily among the foremost Industries of the world. While no one denies the right of an indi vidual to make and market any unpatented article, even when It is designed to "bust the trust" by a lower price. It is hard to make one's sympathy clastic, enough to cover Imitations which have evidently been designed to gather In from a none-too-careful public a portion of the business devel oped by the advertising and merit of a suc cessful article. The courts are often called upon to protect well known names from in fringement by resemblance. Following the introduction of "Uneeda Bf cult," the mar ket was Infected, until the courts Inter vened, with similarly appearing packages of "Uwanta Biscuit," "Ullka Biscuit." "Iwanta Biscuit," and others. Even If such packages were made to contain a bet ter product than the original. It would be a poor policy for either dealer or consumer to encourage the marketing of them In a manner so obviously calculated to deceive the public. It is, however, seldom custo mary for that type of mind to knowingly produce a superior article and offer It for sale under such a dress. Censure csn not be properly attached, however, to competi tive articles which attempt honestly to give product of equal value under an entirely different name. The public have paid for their education in learning to use well ad vertised but unpatented commodities, snd the lover of fair play will grant them the right to purchase them at lower prices un der new names if they so elect. Public sen timent will hardly respond to antl-substltu-tion claims which do not recognise this In herent public right. It Is quite probable that advertising will play even a larger part In the drama of civilization In years to come. Children nowadays are familiar with advertising. from the infant pointing to the picture of the cow In the condensed milk advertise ment, to the bay who knows from the tech nlcal description just what kind of air rifle he wants. It is not difficult to foresee the probable effect this familiarity with ad vertiaing from Infancy up .will have en the buainess of the future. It will unquestion ably make the next generation of grown ups mora responsive to advertising. With the assurance of a wide attention to his announcements, the advertiser will be able to diapense with many of the extraneous efforts to secure It, and can devote his space more largely to giving desired In formation about hla wares. When the ad vertlaements become a more generally recognised source of useful Information, the story-writers and poete may be hard put to it to aecure their ahare of attention, and the best literary features msy, as a special favor, be run "next to advertising matter. In many Instances whst is needed Is not that there ahould be more good things, but that we should know about the good things that are already available. A noted lec turer on art recently delivered a masterful exposition of his subject, and the $00 people in his audience doubtless felt that they were being entertained In a rare manner. It is safe to ssy, however, that there were 10,000 people In the city who would have gladly paid the admission price It they could have been adequately Informed as to the character of the lecture. There Is a foolish notion In certain artistic and pre fcsslonat circles that advertising tends to mske a thing "too commercial." Sueli position will not bear analysis. If the pur pose of an art lecture la to spread useful knowledge, then any reasonable effort to get a larger audience might properly be considered a vital part of the main purpose. To prepare the flneat lecture in the world and then neglect to take adequate steps to connect the message with the people who can profit by it. Is, te say the leaat, neither good buainess nor good ethics. But it would be eminently and orthodox ly "professional." Tarollaa'a Salted Boaets. Charleston News and Courier. During the exposition In Charleston, one of the many colonels In North Carolina came here with Oovernor Aycock. He waa very fond of ice cream, and at one of the most brilliant receptions of that period asked for pepper and salt, with which he declared It had alwaya been hla habit to eat his cream. That waa something new under the sun In these parts, but as the Eraklne college man ssys, Da guatibua non dts putandura. It muat be said, however, that the tar-heel colonel Is not the only person or distinction who likes salt. A brilliant young lawyer ahocked all his associates at the Taft dinner In Summcrvllle Sunday might be drinking his champsgne with salt. It is said that salt glv-'s almost ss fine a bouquet aa vinegar. No lavasloa of Stales' Rights. Philadelphia Rec-.trd. The decision of the supreme court of the United States In the case of u adjunct of the Standard Oil company affords the evi dence that atate governments In the rea sonable exercise of their police power over corporation! can accomplish more than haa been effected thus fsr by the federal gov ernment. which poaatsses no auch power. Thla decision, In strict accordance with the democratto principle of aelf-government by the people of the states in all that relates to their domestic affaira. demonatrates that there is no need of centralisation of power In the federal government In order te pro tect the people from the oppressions snd extortions of corporations and monopolies. A Bird of a Critic. Kansas City Star. Representative James Back Perkins of Syracuse, N. T., who beaded the con. greasional scolding committee which pomp ously "rebuked" the president's message Is found to be the attorney for a patent medicine- concern which Is being fought by the government under the pure food and drugs act The public kind of sus pected something like that. otmr ricRSisTS i nvio. Peaasrlvaala's toleael Forsake s Rryaa's roll Ore I Merger. New York Tribune. If the red slsver think he slays. Or If the slain think he Is slain. They know not well the subtle ways I keep, and pass, and turn again. Kverybody felt that red slaughter had been committed at Denver last July wjien the democratic national committee put Colonel "Jim" Guffey'a head on a charger nd presented It to Mr. William J. Bryan. The strident snd multifarious Charles N. Haskell read the decree of execution and the delegatea ratified It. though most of them realised that Colonel Ouffey was be ing convicted not on speclficstions, but cn general principles." The Pittsburg t tea man had failed to read the handwriting on the wall and had Imprudently worked to ehoke off enthusiasm for Mr. Brysn In Pennsylvania. He waa held to have suf fered capitally for a crime unpardonable In any genuine democrat. Now It appeara that the slaughter wss not as final and authoritative as it pur ported to be. Colonel Ouffey, though crushed, like Truth, to esrth, hss got on his feet sgaln. Though displaced from the democratic national committee as a rene gade and an outlaw, he has bobbed up once more with S certificate of member ship In that honorable body. Dispatches from Harrlsburg inform us that ha was unanimously chosen by the democratlo state committee of Pennsylvania to repre sent that stste on the national committee In place of the Hon. James Kerr, who died last fall. Thus are the edicts of fate re versed snd the judgments of party dictators and conventicles set at naught. Colonel Guffey has been officially adjudged "no democrat" and a dead democrat; yet e knocks again at the door of the party's highest council with a certificate to the effect that he Is as great and good a demo crat as he ever was. Is he slain or Isn't he slain? A puzzled world awaits an ex planation from Messrs. William J. Bryan and Charles N. Haskell. Ml SIC AS A MEDICAL, AGEMT. Doses of Artistic Haraaoay for Jaded Kervee. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Ever since Apollo twanged his Moomin' lyre it Is probable that the soothing effect of music has been recommended to ner vous sufferers with morn or less fre quency. The music cure is being tested sgsln and the music cured are quite en thusiastic regarding Its virtues. For jan gled nerves and overwraught minds it is highly recommended and the most stub born cases of Insomnia have yielded to Its harmonious appeals. It is quite possi ble that the blended effects have been tried st times upon those persons who are only fit for treasons and strategems and spoils and other unpleasant things, having no music in their souls, and for them the harmonic dose must be decidedly unpleas ant. The curative music can be looked upon from any form of Instrument that pro duces tuneful effects. It msy be drawn from the grand organ with Its forest of pipes and Its thrilling ground swell of sound, or it may come from the modest concertina, or the equall modest guitar. There are times, of course, when the boom ing kettle drum and the insistent cymbals and tho complaining' bagptpes serve the same exalted purpose. But for the most part the melodies are pitched In a minor key in the hope that they will soothe rather than arouse. It Isn't known that any special composer Is composing music suitable to the composing requirements ol the new school of treatment, but the field would seem to be an alluring one. PUBLIC . AND THtCFTS. Evil Calls for Proaapt AetUa by Caagcreea. Minneapolis Journal. It seems almost Incredible that, after all that has been done in the way of pursuing and punishing thefts of the public lands, lands worth $110,000,000 have been filched from the government within the last two years. But this is whst Secretary Garfield reports In a request to congress for $500,000 additional to ferret out thefts and restore the stolen property to the public domain. If the facts are as stated, congress should not hesitate to allow the amount asked, nor should It stop there. It should Institute an Investigation on its own account to determine how far the las land laws of the United States have encouraged the wrong ful appropriation of public lands. The pub lic domain is going fast.' We are talking conservation, but while wo conserve or converse, aa the case may be the lands are disappearing. We are nationally In danger of locking the stable after the horse haa gone. . Projected "Mneola Way." Springfield Republican. "The Lincoln Way," from Washington to Gettysburg hattlefled. makes a start In the senate appropriation of $60,000 for a survey of the proposed route. The senate was ready to declare that the appropriation was made with a view to having the me morial constructed, and. If the house con curs, ths uadertaklng would seem to be fairly launched. No othnr project has taken a stronger holf upon p-ibllo opinion, evi dently. A memorial in the city of Wash ington in honor of the civil war president has numerous advocates, but the originsllty pf the proposed "Lincoln way" makes an appeal all Its own. What Will trme Dot Indianapolis News. Dr. Wiley Is knocked out completely by President Roosevelt's special commission of experts, which has decided that bensoate of soda as a preservative of foods Is not harmful, even in largo quantities. Indeed, the food preservers are so "unanimous" at this new decision thst they are asserting that one had better take a little bensoate for the stomach's sake, as food treated therewith will be free of ptomaines. Well, when doctors disagree, or eminent chemists, what la the layman to do? At any rate no one need eat stuff thst hss been bensoated unlet i he chooses. "A Local leaae." Kansaa City Times. Years sgo. when General Hancock, the democratic candidate tor president, said that the tariff was a "local Issue," every body laughed. Now It is commonly ac cepted that so long as the arrangement of the tariff Is left to politicians, just so long It will be, in a very large measure, a local lasue; or, to be more explicit, a combina tion of local issues, each politician trying to get something for his constituents at the expense of the country at large. Characteristic of the Left. Louisville Courier-Journal. Somebody says that the German people are treating the kaiser "just as if he were a defeated candidate." The comparison does not seem apt. A shut month is not usually a characteristic of a defeated can didate. Paalshlaa; Naaa-htr lhlldrs Baltimore American. A financier in New Jersey who wrecked a trust company has been refused a re hearing by the court of sppeals and will have te go te prison. Justice Is not only moving lie Isaden feet just now, but . Is actually doing seme prancing. PF.R0AL. ROTES. Coquelln in dead, but Sarah Bernhardt seems to have been drinking from the fountain of perpetual youth. Dr. Elisabeth Osrrelt Anderson, ,mynr of . AKleburgh, Kngland, gave a dinner recently to forty councilors and. other gueals. She wait the only woman rrefcent and she wore a Mack drcfs. with a Widow's cap ant diamonds. I.idl(r Jorgetmcn, drum major of ''the Engineer Corps band, who ha been a conspicuous figure for thirty years. lead ing the Grant fiiQcrat parade, In KWS, and the Dewey parade, in New TerV, after the Spanish war, has been retired at his own request by the Wsr department. King Alfonso of Spsln haa signed a decree conferring upon Queen Helena of Italy the Grand Cross of the Order of Beneficence, in recognition of her labors in behalf of the survivors of the Italian earthquake. A similar honor wss re cently conferred upon the queen by the emperor of Austria. ' " ; 1 Mrs. Charles J. Hughes, Jr, . wife , of the newly elected United States senator from Colorado. Is a Missouri girl, having lived lit Richmond, Mo., where she was married. Her family name was Mcnefee. and she Is descended from the Jdenefers of Culpepcr county, Virginia, Mr. Hughes is also a Mlssourlan by birth, having .been born at Kingston, In Ray county. - ' . The next centenary of a president after the coming I,incoln observances will fsll on April Z!, 1922, the 100th anniversary of Grant's birth. Lincoln and Johnson were bcrn within a few months of each other. So were Grant and Hayes. Garfield and Arthur differed but a year In age. ' Roose velt and Taft were born within a year of each other. In date of birth the presidents have thus come In pairs. PASSING PLEASANTRIES. Officious 8ilemn-Wouldn't you like to look at some of our overcoatings or suit ings? Dyspeptic Iinking Customer No,' but If you will bo kind emrugh to tell me where the drug department is I'll take a look at your pilllngs and porus plasterlngs. Chicago Tribune. "The lady who does tho diving and swim ming act in the tank appeara to be quite a favorite with the gentlemen." "Yes, she is one of thoso new inventions." "A new Invention?" "Yes; she is a submarine belle." Balti more Amet lean. . "Goodness, Johnny, how you're growing! If you don't look out you'll be bigger than your father, soon." "Gee. Wouldn't that be swell!" "Why?" "Why, then they'd have to out my old trousers down to fit him." Cleveland Leader. "But. Dorothy, dear, don't you' care for this lovely sunset?" 'Why, you know very well, mamma, that I've got lots of pletute postcards that are much lovelier." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "The public will atand by a man who proves he is upright and fearless." . "Yes," answered Farmer CorntoSsel. "You kin situs git people to stand by and watch a man that's tryin' to do resl work. The thing is to git 'em to turn in sj' help." Washington Star. 8illleus I never send a man on a fool's errand. Cynlous No; It's s better plan to go your self. Philadelphia Record. "Bo he wasn't willing - to head the ticket?" "Oh, yes, he was willing to hesd the ticket, but he wssn't willing to foot the bills." Pittsburg Post. "Gentlemen," said the tosstmaster at the banquet, "we have listened to some excel lent orators this evening and 1 am sure we have enjoyed their efforts very much. I hsve purposely kept one of our beat speakers for the laat, and after you have heard him f know you will bo glad to gn home. Gentlemen, I have the honor to present Mr. Ketchum A. Cumin, who will now address you." Chicago Tribune. THK IRISH BIRD CHARMER. T. A. Daly in Cathnlio Standard and Times. Wid more or less o' tuneful grace. As fits a Celtic singer. I've praised the "great bird of our race." Tho stork, the blessln'-brlnger. When first to my poor roof he csme, How sweetly he was sung to! I called him every dacint name That I could lay nie tongue to. But, glory be! that praise from me So pleased the simple crsyture. His visits here have come to be A sort o' second nature. I'm glad to see him now an" then, But. glory be to heaven! ' If hero he Isn't back again. An' this Is number seven! Och! though this gift o" song may be In m-.inny ways a blessin'. It brings soma popularity That gets to be disthresHin'. Now, mind. I love this Irish bird Wo couldn't live wldout Mm An' shure. I'll not take back a word I ever said about him. But now when all tfieae mouths to feed Ate up our little -savin's, The birds whose visits most we need Are ould Klisha'a ravens. Beor'! If they were 'round these days An" I could make them hear me, I'd sing them a song o' praise 'Twould keep them always near me. HER PHYSICIAN ADVISED Taking Lydia E. Pinknam's Vegetable Compound Columbus, Ohio- "I have tasen Lydia E. Ilnkham's Vegetable Com- pouna au ring change of life. Mr doctor told me it was good, and since takiueT. it I fell so much better that I can do all my work again. I . think Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound a fine remedy for alt woman's troubles, and I never forget to tell my friends what it has done for me." Mrs. E. IlANsox, 804 East Long St., Columbus, Ohio. 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