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Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing- Company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment of mail account! Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchangee, not accepted. STATEMENT OF" CIRCULATION. Stele of Nebraska. Do iglas County, as.: George B. Tsschuck, tressurer of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, eayi that the actual number of full and complete copies of Tha Daily. Morning, Evening and Sunday Be printed during the month of December, ira. was as follows: 1 JT.TBO IT 37,370 2 3T.S10 1$ ;...3,00 a 37,370 1 3,T0 .... 3T4W0 20 37,800 1 37,030 21 30,800 37,360 2 2 37,010 T 37,840 x 1'3 37,030 t 37,040 24 37,000 30,810 Id 88,450 1 38.780 2 38,830 11 48,880 27 37,160 12 38O0 21 30,030 if 37,100 I 40.730 it 38,710 30 48,800 ;l ,. .87,400 11 48,860 It 37,170 Total 1,171,470 Lotas unsold and returned copies. . 8,846 Net total 1,108,888 Daily average 37,41 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK, ' i Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before ma Ibis list day of December, 1908. ROBERT HUNTER. Notary Public. "WHBJT OCT OF TOWS, lakaerlbera learlas tha city tem aerarllr shoal kert The Be walled te them. Address will be Tillman talked. he made-In-Augusta cabinet is not jet ready for public inspection. Apparently Mr. Taft will refuse to accept any ready-made cabinets. The Broom trust has advanced prices. To ra'se the dust, of course. The legislatures of forty states are at work. It promises to be a hard w Inter. Anyway, the; president is displaying no partiality Vetweon the house and the senate. i .1 The ways and means committee ad mits that the coffee situation is very ninth unsettled. Mr. Carnegie gave away half his Steel trust Income last year and all his Steel trust secrets. A St. Louis man wears a snake in his hat. Probably he has no more room for them In bis shoes. St. Jackson, does not care much, anyway, whether, or not his birthday is celebrated on the right day, Of course, Nebraska's democratic legislature Is making; history. The only question Is, what kind of history? This is really mild weather, com pared with some that the oldest in habitant remembers and Is anxious to tell about. The most unkiodest cut of all was given when the Roman conspirators at Lincoln exclaimed, "Shoemaker stick to thy last." Congress evidently believes that It will be easier to maintain its dignity and self-respect after it once gets them established. Move to amend by changing the name from "Square Deal Republican club" to "Crooked Deal Democratic club." Any dissent? "Kansas baa an abundance of good cabinet material," says William Allen White. Too bad that It is being al lowed to go to waste. The I'nited States army ia being withdrawn from Cuba. The army is not a permanent tenant in Cuba, but a very regular visitor. "Hades is no worse than Chicago," savi Rev. "Billy" Sunday, who doubt less understands that he is not saying much for hade at that. Burton of Ohio may be relied upon to make a very different' record from that of the last Burton of the senate who hailed from Kansas. John Sharp Williams says he likes Mr. Taft better than any other repub lican. John Sharp is always trying to make Mr. Cannon jealous. Abo Jliiaf still Insists tnat he has not received justice in the California sentence. Possibly ho wants a heavier sentence than fourteen years. "A boy's conscience Is never kliuiu lated by spanking," saya a Chicago professor. This spanking a boy'a con science must bo a new method. .- Georgia proposes a law requiring very person who carries a concealed weapon to wear a badge. Why not re quire concealed weapons to be worn la tlghlt ma r take im:m awn t:. The initial flareback among the democratic law-makers at Lincoln over the coming deposit guaranty measure discloses the fsct that nowhere In the Denver platform is there any demand for "immediate" payment of deposi tors of decrepit banks, but that the word "Immediate" was after full dis cussion rejected and the word "prompt" used Instead with delibera tion and malice aforethought. This raises the question again as to exactly what the people of Nebraska were promised In the way of deposit guaranty legislation. The first refer ence to this subject Is to be found in the platform adopted at Omaha last March as a preliminary draft for the national democratic platform, contain ing the following: We favor the postal savings hank and In addition thereto Insist upon the passage of law, state and national, for the better regulation of banks and for the protection of banK deposits. The government - de mands security when It deposits public money In a bank and we believe that the security of the Individual depositor who entrustn his earnings to a bank should be as perfect as the government's security. At Denver this declaration was re modeled to apply only to national banks In this language: We pledge ourselves to legislation under whlcii the national bunks ahall be required to establish a guaranty fund for the prompt payment of tire depositors of any Insolvent national bank under an equitable system, which shall be available to all state banking Institutions wishing to use it. Not willing to put full faith and confidence In the materializing of this national bank deposit, guaranty fund, still new declarations were made by the platform conventions held at Lin coln in September. In their Septem ber state platform the Nebraska dem ocrats paraphrased this clause as follows: We demand a law under which the state banks shall he required to establish a guaranty fund under state supervision and control for the prompt payment of deposi tors of any Insolvent state bank under an equitable system, which shall also be available to all national banking Institu tions of thin state wishing to take advan tage of It The populists, not content with such vague generalities, alone of all the platform-makers, came out specifically for something that can be identified. The plank In the populist September platform reads: We demand the passage of a compulsory bank guaranty law similar to he one now In force In Oklahoma. It ahould be remembered that all the candidates on the democratic state ticket and all the demo-pop legislative candidates who went before the peo ple of Nebraska last November were running on all of these platforms. It now devolves on the demo-pop law makers zealous to fulfill their platform pledges to take their choice and decide which of these declarations is to be put on the statute books. ' LAST M AllCH OF THE YETERAXS. The annual report of the pension commissioner shows that during the year 54,366 names were dropped from the nation's pension roll, 50,676 having died and the others having been dropped for various causes. Of those who died, 3 4,333 were soldier and sailor pensioners of the civil war, the other dead being widows or de pendent beneficiaries. The number of pensioners ia now 951,687, of whom 668,071 are soldiers or sailors, 393,106 are widows or orphans and 510 are army nurses. In spite of the death of 50,000 or more pensioners each year, the pension roll Is almost as large as it ever was in the country's history, due to the liberal pension policy of congress by which service pensions have been granted to practically every man who bore arms in the service for the union side of the civil war. The annual ap propriation for pensions, by reason of these additions and certain increases is about 1145,000,000 annually, hav ing been reduced but little In the last twenty years. The pension commissioner estimates that the high tide of pension payments has been reached and that there will be a rapid reduction not only in the number of pensioners, but In the amount paid to them and that within twenty years the payment for pensions for civil war veterans will almost have ceased. All told, the United States had paid more than $3,000,000,000 in pensions a patriotic recognition of patriotic service unequalled in the world's history. THE SAVAL PROGRAM. Secretary Newberry of the Navy de partment bas frankly explained to the committees of congress what his de partment wants In the way of appro priations for the next fiscal year. He and his advisers in the department In sist that the requests are modest, when all the needs of the service are con aidered, but protest has already been aroused against the naval program on the ground of 'excessive expense. The navy program proposes the con struction of four battleships' of the Del aware type, four scout crufaers of In creased displacement and superior armament, ten destroyers of high speed, three colliers, two mine line layers and one ammunition boat and one repair boat. This, with the cost of maintenance, would call for a naval appropriation of about S120.000.000. or slightly more than the appropria tion for 1908. Those who object to the plan on the score of cost are calling attention to the great Increase in naval expendi tures in the last few years. The ap propriation of 1118.000.000 for naval purposes in 1908 was equal to the cost of the navy for the first three years of the civil war and twice the cost of the navy expenaes for the Spanish American war. It is not argued that this money has been wasted, expended in an extravagant manner or unjustly appropriated. The chief argument Is that the country can not afford this rate of expenditure without forcing bond Issues for other legitimate ex penses of the government. The situation makes it certain that there will be a warm fight over the navy bill, with the probability that the Navy department estimates may suf fer. If the government Is to keep prog ress with the naval expansion of other nations with which we have more or less close relations in trade and world politics, the program proposed by Sec retary Newberry does not appear to be extravagant. The question resolves Itself into one of advisability and pol icy whether the country wants a navy in a state of preparedness for any emergency or is willing to take chances on existing international peace, a risk none of the other sowers seem ready to assume. A XATIOXAL LABOR BCREAU. Much Interest is being attracted to a plan proposed by Secretary Straus for the establishment of a national la bor bureau, with headquarters at Washington, for the purpose of bring ing workmen and employers in closer touch and regulating the supply and demand of labor. In furtherance of his plan, Secretary Straus has called a conference of representatives of or ganized labor and employers to dis cuss the best method of establishing and maintaining tjhls proposed employ ment agency. It is proposed by the secretary to es tablish a headquarters of his labor ex change in Washington, with branches In the large cities of the country, with the purpose of equalizing the supply and demand of labor in different Bee. tions of the country, its services to be, of course, furnished without charge. The first and usually most difficult problem in carrying out this plan Is the question of transportation. Secretary Straus believes that the railroads could be Induced to grant special low rates In such cases and that some plan may be adopted by which the government could advance the needed railroad fare, deducting the amount from the first wages of the person thus aided to a position. The possible objection to this, on the ground of paternalism, is answered by the showing that the gov ernment already bas a similar revolv ing fund in the reclamation service, where the money appropriated for the building of irrigation dams and reser voirs is returned in installments by the purchasers of reclaimed lands. Much good may be accomplished by the proposed labor exchange, If a work ing plan can be agreed upon. Fre quently when thousands of men are waiting in the bread line in New York and other large cities of the east, the demand for skilled workmen in the dif ferent trades is keen in western cities and most of the year there is a de mand for workmen in the harvest and fruit fields of the west and southwest that is never fully supplied. Any plan that will relieve this annually-recurring labor congestion and form a sort of labor clearing house would be wel comed by laboring men and employers alike. . THE UROUXDS IS THE COFFEE TAX. As the greatest coffee consuming na tion in the world, the United States gets about 90 per cent of Its supply of that beverage from Brazil, and yet the announcement is made that Brazil will in no way object to the proposi tion offered by the ways and means committee at Washington to find a new source of revenue by placing a tax of 5 cents a pound on coffee, A little history of the recent coffee sit uation in Brazil throws an Interesting light on the proposed tax and its ef fect. Some six or seven years ago over production of coffee in Brazil caused such a demoralization of prices to the growers that the government took a hand and bought and stored all the surplus crop. In order to maintain prices. Today the Brazilian government has a modest stock of 1,544,400,000 pounds of coffee In cold storage. The government issued bonds to the tune of 175,000,000 to carry this stock and is being rather bard pressed finan cially to keep that much money tied up awaiting the sale of the surplus. If the United States should Impose a duty of 5 cents a pound on coffee, the Bra zilian government would promptly ship that stock to the American ware houses, prior to the time when the new tariff ahould become effective. When the tariff schedule ahould go into operation, Brazil would have in the neighborhood of 1,500.000,000 pounds of coffee in this country free of duty to be promptly advanced in price by 5 cents a pound and placed on the American market. The result would be the pet profit of something like $75,000,000 to the Brazilian gov ernment out of the pockets of the United Statea consumer. That ac counts for the grounds In the coffee tax plan. Delegates from forty-two Kentucky counties will hold a mass meeting to consider plans for the redemption of that feud-awept, night-riding, gun-toting state. It Is hoped effective plans may be adopted for restoration of order and a respect for the law In a state which bas had a reign of terror for too many years. If the first qualification for appoint ment of republicans to the police board vacancy is that they be Bryan republicans Governor Shallenberger will have considerable difficulty in fill ing the placea of Commissioners Cow ell and Kennedy with men of equal standing in the community. The proposition to have congress meet March 4. immediately after the Inauguration of the president. Instead of the first Monday In December, over a year after the election, Is being gen erally approved. A congress fresh from the ballot box will be more keenly alive to public sentiment than one that begins work Just about the time It has forgotten the election. It ia to be noted that our amiable democratic contemporary, the World Herald, Is singing quite a different tune about County Commissioner Bruning than It did when he was up for re-election a year ago, and It un dertook to tell Its readers why he should be turned down. That free trip to Washington as messenger of the electoral college seems to hsve been creating discord In Mr. Bryan's political family. If Mr. Bryan were truly grateful he would send all his home state electors to Washington at his expense to witness the inauguration. When Governor Sheldon's recom mendation becomes law, requiring doc tors' certificates of ability to produce healthy children as conditions prece dent to the issue of marriage licenses, there will be no more May and Decem ber weddings. Governor Magoon has decreed that members of the Cuban congress who do not attend the sessions shall be de prived of their pay. Still, there are congressmen who render the country their best service by "playing hookey." All the democratic law-makers at Lincoln insist upon their eagerness to carry out all their platform pledges. They reserve the right, however, to decide for themselves by which plat form they are to bo bound. Secretary1 Root has succeeded in ad justing the difference between our gov ernment and Colombia. The country may now rest easy, as there Is no im mediate danger of being overrun by Colombian hordes. If we must elect nollce commission ers, why not elect park commissioners, public library directors, school teach ers, policemen,' firemen and all the rest of them? Let the people rule. Those disappointed applicants for judgeship appointments may still try their luck at the autumn primary and election with three places to draw to. Let the people rule. , It will be noticed that the demo cratic reformers are lending valuable aid to the republican reactionaries in the fight between congress and the president. flight Yen Are, Colonel. Colonel Rust in Atlanta Constitution. All' this talk about persimmon beer is rot, anyway. If you want to get the real ac companiment for 'possum and potatoes you should wash them down with champagne. Taetfnl Artist on the. Job. Washington Post. A petitioner from Bryan's state has atarted'a campaign for the abolition of the house of representatives. The senate can be depended upon to do that painlessly and tactfully at least once a session. Neglected Notes. . St. Louis Globe-Democrat. The main keynote of Governor Hughes In his message is the necessity of economy. It ia a good time to remind nearly all the state legislatures that they have been careless on this subject in recent years. Rivalry In Big; FlBhtlngT Ships. Chicago Record-Herald. The naval board of construction has pre pared plans for three 36,000-ton battleships. Ten years ago 12,000-ton battleships were considered enormous. What nation will be the first to launch the 60,000-ton floating fortT Men Consulate the State. Ohio State Journal. This thing of trusting to our constitution, our form of government, our glory of the republic, 'and all these forms of sentiment, to establish liberty and promote Justice and virtue is simply ridiculous. They are only tba machinery for which Individual courage, honor, sense of duty, and patriotic purpose must furnish the motive power. What giv?s the state any worth is men, "high-minded men, who their duties know, and knowing, dare maintain" them. The world has ad vanced in the science of government, but In the art of government, not a great deal; but the public conscience la being aroused to the shortcomings of the art. DOW TO Bl SINKS MKT HODS. Baals of the Sapremary of the Amer ican Farmer. Wall Street Journal. Tills is the season of the year when, re lieved of outdoor labors, the farmers of the country are figuring over their accounts and counting the costs of the products which they have marketed or have yet to market. The total return, most of which is represented In sales to the general mar ket, exceeds JB.OOO.OOO.UOO. and represents a capitalization of probably tt5,OuO,O0O.OiH. Although there Is much that Is Inefficient in the use of capital and labor in American farming, the industry lias in it the begin ning of a great change. One respect in which this is true is that of the farmer's capacity to judge of the commercial value of what farmers buy as well as of what they grow. In fact the great gain which American farming has made within the past decade is that of a more perfect ad justment to the market. But not only arc our farmers better sell ers and buyers than they formerly were. They arti alao better equipped mentally and scientifically for the puisuil of their occupation. They know how to face adverse conditions, the appearanee of pests or the occurrence of drouths, and are learning the methods of soil treatment Incident to cli matic changes. They have moie fully learned the secret of selecting fceetii, of breeding plants and animals, and of dis covering by experiment the kind of plant and animal that does best under local con ditions. These things all contribute to an assur ance that American farming is definitely Improving, and that the financial world which relies on the provperlty of that branch of enterprise need not be anxious about the future of it in a country of such enormous scope and unexhausted poxsibill ties as the United Slates. In thus counting the costs of production the American farmer is putting hie business on a scien tific bssis, and In due time the rest of the world will besr still more favorably of liim as this ssiein of management makes lis a ay Intu our agriculiuiu ARM! t.OSSIP I WASHINGTON. I arrest treats I eased fraaa the Army aval ay Register. There are forty noncommissioned officers of the army on duty as prison guards at Koit Leavenworth and Alcatras Island prisons. They receive 36 cents per day extra duty pay. This year congress has been asked to allow exita pay to privates of the prison guard. This extra pay would go to cooks, artificers, musicians and privates. The privates aie required to perform duly where the responsibility Is considered great and they are haired from competing for extra rav allowed for vcdiene i t.rs.t I practice. The proposition has the approval i of the commandant of both these nrlsnns and an estimate has been made that It will require lin.ooo to cover such expense. The commissary; general of the army is not yet ready to announce the list of those candidates who have qualified for ultimate appointment as post commissary sergesnt In the army. The results of the examina tions held at various posts In this country and the Philippines were most gratifying. Already, with the reports not all In, It is shown thst twenty-seven of the candidates made a general average of more han 90 per cent. It was Intended to appoint only twenty-five to the eligible list from which selections would be msde as vacancies oc curred, but It Is barely possible that General Sharpe will decide to Increase the list by three or four names If there are not more than that number who make more than fO per cent. It Is desirable to keep tha list within reasonable proportions, of course! and with twenty-five names on the eligible list 11 will require two years to exhaust the qualified candidates. The War department authorities are con sidering the question of further contracts for additional articles for the heavy fur niture to be installed In the quarters of officers at all army posts. There is avail able for this purpose during the present fiscal year the sum of 1300,000, and it will not be known how far this fund will enable the quartermaster general lo acquire the furniture to complete the list of articles until bids are opened. It Is proposed to purchase bookcases, chests of drawers, par. lor tables, hatracks and easy chairs. This will complete the list, with the exception of some unimportant artlcies.'such as curtain poles and kitchen tables. The type of book cases has been practically settled In favor of a plain mahogany structure fitted with leaded glass door. The chair will be a com panion piece lo the furniture already chose.it and will be of a size and style to fit it for general use. The War department Is receiving peti tions from army officers in regard to the bill (S. 2671) providing for 612 extra officers of the army. It has been requested In j these petitions that the bill be amended so as to insert that the vacancies created by It shall at all times bo apportioned to each arm and corps and to each grade thereto, us near as may be. In the exact proportion that the numbers In these grades bear to the numbers In the corresponding grade of the several aims and corpe af fected by the bill. The War department authorities are not Inclined to approve peti tions of this sort, largely for the reason that it takes from the War department ad ministrative discretion which It Is deemed desirable should be entrusted to the de partmental functions. The original prop osition is to leave this matter to the de partment with the assurance that every thing will bo done with fairness lo the various branches and grades. An interesting and Important collection has bpen made at West Point of some seventy different models or different makes of muskets, rifles and carbines, to partially complete a series comprising all weapons that have been used In the American mili tary service. The collection now Includes about 3o0 specimens and, as covering Amer ican military arms. Is probably the most complete In the United States. It Is of great Interest and value to officers and cadets as showing the history of our mili tary weapon and evolution of the modern imllltary rifle. The following articles of the latest service types were issued by the chief of ordnance to be displayed In the museum when not In use In the section rooms for purpose of instruction: Field artillery plotting board, panoramic sight, range quadrant, battery commander's tele scope, battery commander's, ruler, drill cartridge for 3-Inch field run, hand fuse setter for 3-Inch, shrapnel; Weldon range finder; shrapnel for 3-inch field gun, sec tionaliied with sectlonaliied fuse In' po sition; sectionalixed cartridge cases and primers for 3-inoh, 3.8-inch, 4.7-inch, 6-Inch field and siege guns; projectile and car tridge cases for 6-pounder and 16-pounder rapid fire guns, board showing various stages of manufacture of small-arms car tridges and bullets, small-arma barrels, which had been fired 3.640 and 3.644 rounds, respectively, sectlonalised to show the effect of excessive erosion; small-arms bullets, deformed by being fired from a badly eroded barrel. SENATORIAL COMBINE IN ACTION uerinirn Instance of Smooth Work for "the Interests." Kansas City Star. Here is an example of oligarchy rule, If you need an example to show how the oligarchy of the senate controls legisla tion. One of the most important general prop ositions before congress Is the enlarge ment of the powers of the Interstate Com merce commission so as to give that body effective control over transportation facili ties, lo the end that the shippers and the public shall have a square deal at the hands of the public service corporations doing an interstate business. Along this line It is urgently Important that railroads should not be permitted to change their rates without thirty days' notice, except In Instances in whicli the c.iinmlsslon authorizes briefer notice. A bill to this effect was before the committee on inlerstate commerce. The members of this committee are Elkins, Aldrioh. For aker. Cullom. Crane. Kesn. Tolliver, Fos ter. Neniands. Taylor and Tillman. Now anyone who is fairly familiar with the sympathies, sfflliations. charartera and records of thae men would know In ad vance that such a bill would be reported adversely by a smsll msjority, and he would be able to pick out the members who would vote for and against any propo sition to control the corporations In the In terests of the people. He would take It for granted, for instance, thst the first six would vote against such a measure. Just as they did recently. Now the senate committee on commit tees, the body that makes the assignments for all the olher committees, and which has been under leaclionary control for a long time, knows the members a good deal better tlmn the ; verage spectstor of con gressional proceedings. That committee knew Just how to niae up the committee on interstate commerce so that the cor porations would not Le "unduly harassed'' by restrictive lams. See? A Leader la Gaeresltr. Minneapolis Journal. More than 12 000.000 has been subscribed In the I'nited Btstes for the relief of ths prople of Italy. If other countries have dune as well, the stricken nation will at least reel that there Is world-wide hu manity in liniej ot stress. Safety In Banking i the essential feature desired by thf average depositor. If a bank has a large capital and surplus account ; If it confines its loans largely to business houses handling large amounts of saleable merchandise; If its bond investment account includes only those of the very highest grade; If this bank always keeps on hand an amount of cash largely in excess of legal requirements; And in all these matters uses the cumulative judg ment of years of experience; this would seem to be a good bank for YOU. Investigate this bank along these lines. FtfstNationalBankof Omaha Thirteenth and Farnam Su. F.ntranc t Safety Deposit Taults Is on 13ih street. CONGRESS AND TUE PHBSII1K.NT A New Crime. New Tork Evening Post. Now there Is a new crime lese congress. Has the Iloaae a Better Plan f New York Tribune. Will the house be able to show that It has a better plan In view for protecting the government's Interest than the plan so far followed Willi highly profitable re sults? Thst is a point which really Inter ests the public. Uroteqae Attack. Chicago News. When Representative Tawney and a few of his fellows Induced congress to limit the activities of secret service men In ferret ing out crime they did an Indefensible thing. Thus they brought discredit upon congress, upon the nation and particularly upon themselves. For these men now to talk of defending the honor of congress from attack Is grotesque, in view of their failure lo acknowledge their own wrong as the first ttep toward restoring lost honor. Bluster aad Flapdoodle. Kansas City Times. Representative Terklns of New York, ex plaining the slap at President Roosevelt, says: "It is dangerous that the people's confidence should be Impaired in those who enact the laws, and the duty devolves upon the lawmakers not to allow the Integrity of their motives to be lightly questioned." It may be suggested to congress that the way to inspire confidence Is to "come clean." Bluster and flapdoodle won't do it. Kilkenny Cats. Brooklyn Eagle. Meanwhile, the opinion of the president as to the house, the opinion of the house as to the president, the sentiment of the presi dent toward Mr. Tillman, the sentiment of Mr. Tillman toward the president, and the fact that Senator Hale and the president recognize one another only, officially unlto to suggest that era of good feeling which exists between wildcat tied by a common string to the same stump, and so tightly and so closely to one another that they cannot get away. PFIHSO.X A I, OTKs. Claus Spreckels, the dead sugar king, came to this country from Germany at 18 years of sge with la In his pocket. The undertakers' war in Baltimore has brought the price of funerals down to 117. No general disposition appears to take un usual advantage of these bargaln-counter flgures. Lawyer looking after the affairs of a suspended firm In Chicago dragged down fees amounting to t'.'.000. At this figure only a really prosperous concern could af ford to fail. Mrs. Sarah B. Gilford recently served as a Juror in Denver in the city court. The case was that of a milkman accused of striking a woman. Mrs. Gilford voted with the male Jurors to acquit the man. Tha New Tear thirst of New York City wasn't so much, after all a beggarly 40,000 quarts of champagne, costing about $2I,000, quite a falling off from former records. Too many high wine appetites with beer incomes. The amount ot the sultan of Turkey's private fortune has been made known by the discovery of certain documents at the Ylldiz Kiosk. Abdul Hamld's fortune, in round figures, is $120,000,000, deposited in the Bank of England. One of the criminals turned looae by tho Misrouri supreme court on the ground of intcnlty blooms out as a lecturer. This does not necessarily impeach the wis dom ot the court, but constitutes a Jolt for defenseless people. A woman who died recently in Connecti cut gained distinction In three ways. She was 1 OS yeara of age, cheerfully re sponded to the call of the alarm clock every morning and Invariably had a pip ing hot breakfast ready when hubby ap peared. May her tribe Increase. The Boston Ilerald.expresses its wonder in several pages because the city's ss sessment roll of personal property was less In 1X than In 1S74. while realty ascesnnents more than doubled in the same time. Somebody will sell a gold brick to ths Herald "if it don't watch out." The Syrup of and Wholesomeness The most delicious for griddle cakes of all makesor any use where syrup takes. A pure, wholesome food. In in. jfc, and ftt mir-tijht tint. A tak af caoaiag and mo mMklag radMj ttnt frt ea nqutst. CORN PRODUCTS REflNING COMPANY New Yerk II At UI.I.OR AMIIIEWS. t'oinnllmente -y Words for rtetlrlna j thief of ebrnak.n I'nlverslty. i Boston Transcript. IV. K. Renjamln Andrews, who on ho lourit of Impaired health resigned the chancellorship of the State I'nlverslty .f Nebraska last October, started last week with his wife t0 pass the winter In Florhl and In the pprinK they will take a Kuropean trip. According to a correspondent of the Provklcnco Journal, his labors at the, Ne braska institution have been brilliantly successful. As his theories were not In entire harmony with his environment iu j eastern circles, he l, entitled to all the creui ot ins achievement under different and no doubt more sympathetic conditions. His administration t the Nebraska uni versity covered eight years, which nr.- ' pronounced the most notable In its history. During that time the student body has grown from 2,200 to 3,400 nnd t ho faculty has Increase proportionately. The perma nent Improvements, Including eight new buildings, have Increased. In value $70o,Co, and the legislative biennial appropriations have been raised from half a million lo a million dollars. When ho returns lie will be chancellor emeritus. At the banquet In his honor last Friday the keynote nf the speeches was: "Preceding chancellors j hut cleared the way for the coming of lin king." BKKK.V THIH.K. Hykii Money Is a conundrum. Pyker What's tho answer? Hyker Kverybody has to give It up. Chicago Nl'ws. "If my memory," :,lowlv answerrd (lie re luctant witness, "serves nie rightly" "One moment," interrupted the cross examining lawyer; "phase remember, Mr. rllrk. that your meii.ory Is under oath." Chicago Tribune. "Tl ey toll me, Grimey, that your dauc'i- J ter sings with great expression. ' J "Greatest expression you ever saw Her own mother can't rrccgi.lze her face whc.i she's tinning." Home Herald. "Hrw- cold does It get In Alaska?" "No way nf tellin'," sihl thu returned prrspctor. "Mercury freezes." "Hilt you have spirit thermometers." "No good. The natives drink the spirit out of them. Philadelphia Ledger, "I should regret very much to hear that arjbody has ,-ver offered money for politi cal Influence." "Yes." answered Mr. Graft well "yr.ur hearing of It would indicate very eruri work on somebody's part. " nshinglo i -tar. Vacating Renter Before you sign the lepse for these apartments I think I might to tell you that there's a girl on the I lour above who plays the piano frem inorniiK till night. Incoming Tenant That's all right. I know her. lesold her the piano, and !. -fore mv year is up 1 hope to be able lo work off e piano on every floor In th building. Chicago Tribune. The Jury had brought In a vordlct of not guilty. "Now that you have done your offhiil duty." remarked a friend to one of th Jurymen. "I'd like to know what you think about the case." "Reallv. we got no Information alxmt II." replied the Juryman. ' lKm't you kmw are locked up without any newspupers?"--Philadelpliia ledger. Baltimore American. "Ha! ha!" cried the House, "we have gn our revenge. Too long havo we been on the bias; We have told the Big Chief who swats Willi the big stick To go to the Club Ananias. We have proven likewise, to do strenuous tilings, We also are willing and able; Wo have taken his messages with proud resolve. And laid them right down on tho table." "Wow! wow!" cried the Senate, "we're out, too, for gore. We won't stand reply terse and tarty; We deny It Is none of our businees to ask What qtiestlone we like, Bonapart e. The pitchfork is sharpened. Its bearer, h' doubt. Not gently calm as a. church verger; But before he gels Into the ring we Insist On knowing about that steel merger." "Kl, yi!" cried the House and the Senate as one, "We're full of tho longing for battle! Let us shout our "defl" in such truculent Everypane In the White House will rattle. Let us charge on the foe, nor recoil from the shock c Of finding, perhaps, 'tis his inning; But let us keep or. till we've laid him down low, Stark, staring and stiff, but still grin ning!" Purity WMSYMP) WtrVal t rlAVOft 'A