THE OMAHA DAILY. KEF,: FRIDAY, .TANt'AKY 8, 1900. Tie-Omaha Daily Bel FOUNDED BT EDWARD RUSE WATER. VICTOR HOSEWATBR, EDITOR. Entered at Omaha pjstofdce second matter. TERMf OF BI BSCR1PTION. DaWy Bee (without Sunday), one year..!" Daily B.e and Sunday, one y;ir ' DELIVERED BY CARRIER Daily Bee ( ncludlng Sunday), per week..lte Dally Bm (without Sunday , per week..l)c Kvenlng Be (without Sunday), per week c Evening Bra (wltn Sunday), per week.. 10c Sunday Bee, one year Saturday Bee, one year 1-M Addreee all complaint of irregularltlre In delivery to City Circulation department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha Twenty-fourth and N. Council Bluff 16 Bcott Street. Lincoln 61 S Little Building. Chlragn 1648 Marquette Building. New York-Room 1101-1102 No. 34 West Thirty-third Street. . Washington 125 Fourteenth Street, N. w. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to new and edi torial matter ahould he addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft. express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only 2-cent etampa received In payment of mall account. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eaatern exchanges, not accepted. STATEMENT Or CIRCULATION. Slate of Nebraaka, Douglaa County, ss.: George B. Tsschw.k, treasurer of The Be Publlahlng company, being duly "worn, aaya that the actual number of Tull and complete roplee of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of December, ly.n. waa as louuw-. 1 T.T80 2 37410 1 17,370 4 XT -OW S ST.S30 S7.3M 7 rrjtto t 7r040 M.tl0 IS S,7M tl 4S.BS0 12.... IMN .it ST.IOO 14 gg.710 It 37,440 I 37,170 17 37,370 It 30,800 It 3S.7S0 20 370 tl 30,000 12 37.010 21 37,000 24 37,000 26 38,400 2 30,030 27 37480 28 30,030 2 40,780 80 .....41.8O0 81 43,850 Total ....1,171.470 La unsold and returned copies. . 0,348 Net total 1,18,898 37,491 Dally average GEORGE B. TZ3CHUCK, Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and worn to before m Lbls list day of December, IMS. ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public. . WBEX OUT Or TOWN, taawerlbers leavTla the city tea raa-lly eheald kave The Be ma414 t theaa. Area will be kasfti as eftea aa reqaeatea. Tho coal man and the Iceman may smile together. What will all tho Rough Riders do after March 4 ? I A Chicago man reports having, seen the first robin. Too bad the Ananias club is so crowded. Proper time of ( tho year to think about1 the style of straw hat you will, wear next summer. . President Roosevelt apparently is mindful of tho rulo against sending boqueta to congressmen. ( , Governor Sheldon wants the no treat law enforced. King Canute once ordered the tide to stop rising. A Michigan man has been sent to Jail for stealing a 2-cent stamp. The courts have no sympathy with pikers. Tho Standard Oil company Is trying to show Missouri that there's a vast difference between ouster and ousted. It will bo leap year again In 1912 and Mr. Bryan knows what he will do ir Miss Democracy renews her pro posal. . It Is hoped that Mr. Foraker will tako tho Brownsville incident with him when ho retires to private life next March. The change In the occupants of Ne braska's executive mansion Is another example of "change of name, but not of letter." "Congress must defend Us honor," declares the New York Sun. The best defense would be to keep the honor above suspicion. King VJctor Emmanuel of Italy is only five feet high, but he has shown himself every Inch a king since the disaster at Messina. "The president Is fighting wind mills," says the New York American. Perhaps, but it does no good to call congress such names. That open ventilator order for our Omaha street cars came just at the right time to insure pure and unadul terated refrigeration. Lillian Russell's lovo letters are to bo printed in two volumes. That means that only a few of Lillian's love letters win be printed. Oklahoma prisoners in a Kansas jail aro demanding tooth powder. It Is presumed tho point was covered by the Oklahoma constitution. Moasured by the length of his mes sago to tho legislature, Governor Sheldon has several laps the lesd of Governor Shallenberger. Still, if Mr. Heney has the facts to warrant tho accusation of Mr. Hani man, ho should Indict him Instead of spending time denouncing him at ban quets. Ad orgauixation has been formed to teach tho farmers' wives bow to cook. Tho great need of the farmer's wife is to bo relieved of about half the cooking. I Tommy Burns Insists that he was t boated out of that fight. It is under stood . tbat a rudo colored person n smcd Johnson cheated Burns by re futing to ho licked by a white man. TBE TWO MEfSAGt. The poople of Nebraska hove beforo thorn the two messages of the out going and Incoming governors. The message presented by Governor Sheldon is a detailed and compre hensive review of the various subjects of state administration that have re quired his attention during the past two years, together with recommenda tions of legislation suggested by his experience in the executive chair. The review Invites attention to the busi nesslike management of state Institu tions and the unexampled list of re forms enacted Into law by the last republican legislature, constituting a record of which our people may well be proud. Aside from the recom mendations relating to the conduct of the various state Institutions and de partments, the suggestions of Gov ernor Sheldon for new legislation with very few exceptions, will fail to excite compelling; popular Interest. Espe cially out of place on the eve of a transfer of responsibility for state government, Is the renewed proposal of his scheme for state-wide prohibi tion, ouspendable by a three-fifths vote, while several other proposals, which fringe on freak legislation, cannot be taken seriously. Governor Shallenberger'a Inaugural naturally lays special stress on a few subjects which figured more or less In the recent campaign. His argument In favor of bank deposit guaranty is probably as strong as it can be made and yet Is by no means convincing. His desire for a board of control to take supervision of the state institu tions contemplates something The Bee has long advocated and which should be enacted Into law. His outline for new primary law is a distinct step backward, to say nothing of several Impracticable features. The return to the elected precinct assessors pleaded for, although in line with his plat form, U sure to cripple the effective administration of the revenue law. Taken altogether, Governor Shallen berger'a pronouncements are, If any thing, less radical than Governor Sheldon's recommendations. The va rious topics treated in these two state documents open up plenty of problems for the legislature to grapple with and will warrant The Bee in discussing them more In detail from time te time. PRISON FOR KOREAN ASSASSIN. The Korean who assassinated Dur ham White Stevens, confidential ad viser of the Japanese government, in San Francisco some months ago, has been sentenced to twenty-five years In the penitentiary. The dispatches bear ing the information offer no explana tion why the death penalty was not inflicted, as the evidence showed the murder to have been calculated and brutal. Mr. Stevens was attacked as be arrived In the United States on a visit to his native land by a Korean who had witnessed the absorption of his country across the Pacific by the nation which Mr. Stevens served as councillor and there seems to have been no other motive for the crime. The trial of the case developed the plea of "patriotic dementia" urged In (defense of the accused, but it appears to have had no more effect upon the jury than "dementiana Americana", and similar pleas advanced in other mur der cases. Perhaps the mitigating cir cumstance that saved the murderer from the noose was the evidence indi cating that he was a party to a politi cal conspiracy against Japan and that further unearthing of the conspiracy might better be served by his Incar ceration than by his death. The case serves to Illustrate the barrenness of such crimes, so far as their purpose goes. The assassination of Mr. Stevens did not for a moment stay the absorption of Korea by Ja pan. Governmental policies are not stopped by a bullet, a fact that an archists and victims of "patriotic de mentia" seem stupidly slow to learn. RENEWING TllH UAILROAD FIGHT. The adverse report on the bill pend ing in the senate conferring additional powers upon the Interstate Commerce commission for fixing railroad rates will be accepted as evidence that rail road influence will be exerted to the utmost to prevent the enactment of additional legislation to lend full ef fectiveness to the existing laws regu lating railroad rates and suppressing rebates. The measure upon which Senator Aldrlch succeeded in securing an ad verse report gives the Interstate Com merce commission power to pass upon rates proposed by the railroads and provides that no change shall be made In rates except upon thirty days' notice, unless the commission agrees to shorter notice. It also prohibits the railroads, under heavy penalties, from accepting compensation for freight or passenger transportation other than that stated In the pub lished rates. The measure was de signed to meet the restrictions laid down by the supreme court of the United States in a recent rate decision, holding that under the existing law the Interstate Commerce commission has authority to Investigate and deter mine whether a rate Is just and equi table, but has no power to fix the rate. In the case against Mr. Harriman the government contended tbat the commission had the power to not only determine what the rates should be, but also to fix them when so deter mined. The supreme couit held ad versely on the proposition although Justices Harlan and McKenna filed dis senting opinions In which they as serted that limiting the function of the commlsbion to the power to In vestigate, without power to correct, was defeating Its very purpose. The Fulton bill. Introduced prior to the de cision of the sirpreme court, was de signed to remedy tho defect In the law pointed out by the two dissenting members of the supreme court. The temporary defeat of the meas ure In the senate Is by no means fstal, although It probably Indicates that legislation along this line will be Im possible at the present session. With the mass of business pressing for con sideration In the alx weeks that remain, Senator Aldrlch will doubtless be able to force a delay In action upon the railroad measure, sending It over to the new congress for action. It Is sig nificant that the deciding vote in the committee was cast by Senstor For aker, who is evidently determined to remain loyal to the end to the railroad Interests he has so ably served for many years. The question is one of the most Im portant before congress. If the pres ent congress refuses to amplify the commission's power, the new congress will be expected to enact the legisla tion needed to render the regulation of the railroads as effective as possible. A REBUKE BT THE PRESIDENT. Tho president's latest message to the senate, In response to a resolution calling upon the attorney general for an explanation why the government had not commenced suit against the United States Steel corporation for its action In acquiring control of the Tennessee Fuel and Iron company, Is decidedly Interesting as throwing light on a transaction out of which the dem ocrats endeavored to manufacture campaign material In the presidential contest and further In defining the president's views as to the right of the senate to give Instructions to heads of executive departments or to de mand from them reasons for their action or non-action in any given cases. The letter of the president to the attorney general, written November 4, 1907, furnishes an explanation that will be accepted by reasonable men of the chief executive's failure or refusal to oppose the acquisition by the Steel corporation of the property of the Tennessee, corporation. It was made plain to the president on unquestion able authority that the Tennessee con cern was certain to fall unless the holders of its securities could secure relief, possible only by sale to the Steel corporation. The president was Informed by the attorney general tbat there was no legsl obstacle to the pro posed purchase and the president agreed to It, feeling that the failure of the Tennessee company would cause a general panic at a time when the country was already suffering from the effects of an Industrial and financial depression that had prevailed for sev eral months and was becoming- acute. This explanation may be somewhat disconcerting to the Wall street clique which has been persistently trying to prove President Roosevelt's course in the administration of public affairs has been harmful to the business and in dustrial interests of the country and. in short, responsible for the panic which his letter shows he sought to avert. It appears to be clear that any cause the federal government may have had for proceeding against the Steel company has not In any way been changed or affected by the trust's acquisition of the Tennessee company's properties. The second part of the president's word to the senate will probably have the effect of more clearly defining the proper way for Interchange of com munications between the legislative and executive branches of the govern ment. It has long been the custom In both the house and the senate to call upon the secretary of war, tho at torney general or other department heads to furnish with data In their possession desired by congress for business or political reasons. The president makes It clear that he con siders It none of the business of the congress to inquire Into the acts or give directions to the heads of the dif ferent departments. These, he holds, are governed by the constitution and the laws snd are responsible directly and solely to the chief magistrate. Congressional requests for information should be directed to the president. TboBo familiar with the methods em ployed in great Industrial and business concerns will promptly accept the president's point as well taken. Mean while the letter will serve to accentu ate the breach between the executive and legislative branches of the gov ernment, which appears to be an In evitable feature of the closing days of a presidential and congressional term. If anything more were needed to prove tbat tbe attempt of the demo cratic legislature to assume sole power to canvabs the -vote on the constitu tional amendments Is purely a politi cal play. It is furnished by the delay lu making the canvass after having secured tho returns and refusal to de clare the amendments carried at tho same time with the declaration of the successful csndldates at tbe election. The reason Is palpably to give the In coming governor the appointment of the judges to fill the new places on the supreme bench, for had the whole vote been canvassed and declared at once. It would have left Governor Sheldon an opportunity still to mako tbe appointments before his exit from office. We will be surprised If Gov ernor Shsllehberger permits himself on the threshhold of his administra tion to be made a party to tbe transparent schemes of a bunch of wire-pulling lawyers. The state board has Invested nearly $200,000 of Nebraska's school funds In school district bonds under author ity conferred by the constitutional amendment enlsrglng the field of school fund Investments voted on st the last election. If this amendment were no part of the constitution until the legislature had canvassed the vote and declsred the result, all these pur chases are lawless and Illegal. What Is the legislature going to do about It? It would look ss if Mr. Bryan's declaration that he would keep out of all contests for prefeiment among his followers meant simply that he wants none of the disappointed to blame him, while at the same time he expects the fellow who lands to recognize him as the deciding factor. With becoming magnanimity the successful candidate for chief clerk of the lower house of tbe Nebraska legis lature has provided a comfortable place for his unsuccessful rival. Can It be that that spectacular fray was nothing but a sham battle after all? New York will not allow vaudeville on Sunday, even when disguised as a "sacred concert." Omaha will remem ber when it rose in Its wrath and sup pressed "Senator" Morgan's "grand sacred bull fights" at the old exposi tion building on Sunday nights. By a new law tho road supervisors in New York state are placed under civil service. It is going to bo rough sledding for rural politics if the road supervisor, the country postmaster and the rural delivery carrier are barred from activity In It. The only democratic congressman from Nebraska says in his newspaper that President Roosevelt is right In his demand for removal of the re striction on the secret service ap propriation. We will presently see if he votes that way. The Denver Republican wants the territory of New Mexico admitted as a state without a change of name. New Mexico means nothing, except a re minder of a chapter in our history of which wo have no occasion to feel especially proud. Captain Hains Is constantly reciting poetry, smoking cigarettes or whistling airs from light operas, and his attor neys are convinced that these habits furnish proof of his insanity. It would be easier to use them as proof that he is a nuisance. The Omaha city council has a new member to fill out an unexpired term of four months. That ought not to be too long for a councilman to be on good behavior, even though he be a democratic councilman. Francis J. Heney intimates that Mr. Harriman was, responsible for all the troubles In. San Francisco. This fixes the blame on Mr. Harriman for about everything except the Messina earth quake. Dr. Wiley's attention should be called to the fact that benzonate of soda and other food adulterants have evidently been used In many of the New Year resolutions. Emperor William proposes to sell five of his castles to raise needed funds. How nice It would be if we could sell air castles when the purse runs low. Merry Ham of Indnatrle. Baltimore American. Mill and mines, workshops and factories, shipyards and planta are now running at full time with full force and the army of unemployed la being reduced to the alze of a corporal' guard. Fortunate Heetratnt. Chicago Record-Herald. Let u be thankful that Uncle Sam did not .recklessly go ahead and spend the amount of the Standard Oil fine before finding out whether he was going to be able to collect the money or not. Eaergy of Humane Machinery. Pittsburg Dispatch. Bight hundred thousand dollars for the relief of the Italian earthquake sufferers, granted without a day's delay, is a grati fying example of the promptitude with which our legislative machinery can- move under the impulse of humanity. Experience Better Than Asaertion. Kansaa City Times. In deciding the New York gas case the United State supreme court holds that a rate la not necessarily "confiscatory" Just because a corporation alleges that It may be. The company must try the nea- rate first and find out. But la this a deadly blow at the Sanctity of the Vested Inter ests? i Too -Near the Hater Front. Washington Post. Slgnor Ferrero, the Italian historian, who ha walked along the water front of three or four of the original atates, arrives at the conclusion that the destruction of Amer ican Institutions is so far away that only a few philosophers can see It. It Slgnor Ferrero will step back to where the real country ia, lie may conclude that any phil osopher who can see the end of American Institutions should be placed In a padded cell. GOOD ROA1M AND I'OOR OMRS. Fig-are Sharp ladalges In aa Oathnrst ( Calculation. Philadelphia Record. There are In the United States 2,150,000 miles of roads, of which 150,000 miles are Improved and the remainder made after the manner of the soil they traverae and the method of the builder. It ia not too much to aver and the averment will be auatalned on oath by any owner of an au tomobile or of fast horses in the country that our roada turniah proof of a backward civilisation. The atatlatlclans of the Agri cultural department find It eaay to prove that the yearly moving of the crops and of other producta, having a groaa weight of 2SO.OCO.000.0O0 pound, over poor roada In order to reach points of sale or shipment costs the owners J3CO.Oj0.0OO more than would the like movement over macadamised roada. Theae figure are startling. The gay ata tlatlciana do not. however, figure on the Initial coat of auch roada or on upkeep. At aay li.OTO per mil the two million mllea of bad road could be made good for an outlay oP llO.Oft'.O'O.OfA That ia a dag gering eum even In a billion-dollar coun-tty. bits or wahigtox Lire. Mlaor reN and Incident "Welched tha ftp!. Vice President Fairbanks has taken tip the preliminary work In connection with the coming electoral college, for which the two houses of congress will canvess the vote of tha several states for president and vice president In tha hall of tha noue of representatives on February 19. The first step In tha program, aa outlined by the Washington correspondent of the Boston Transcript, ia to resurrect a large sate somewhere In tha basement of the capltol and place It In tha vice president's room as a depository of the sealed ballots of the electoral commissions of forty-six states, brought to Washington by special mes sengers. Kach state has an electoral commission which meets after tha presidential election and canvasses the vote. Usually this is done In the presence of the legislature. Each state has Its own custom and time for making the canvass. When tha result is reached In each state and announced, three copies of the vote are made, to Insure per fect safety. On copy Is sealed in a pack age to be sent to Washington by special messenger, one copy Is placed on file with the judge of the federal court In each state, and th third copy Is held, so that It may be mailed to Washington should an emergency arise making It necessary. Bach state electoral commission selects a special messenger to make the trip to Washington with the returns. Tha law fixes his compensation at 30 cents a mile, and he collects his money at the United States treasury before leaving Washing ton on the presentation of his proper cre dentials. When each messenger de.Uever the sealed package to the vice president he receives a receipt for it and the package is then locked in the safe in the vice presi dent's room. In the event of death, accident or de layed arrival of the measenger at the vice president's room in proper time, it become the duty of the vice president to communi cate with the state authorities and secure the returns on file held for Just such emer gencies and get them to Washington In time for the canvass by the electoral col lege. On the morning tha electoral college is to meet, the returns from all the states are taken from the safe and placed In a wal nut box. kept for such purposes, and they are carried over to the house of represen tatives under lock and key by the vice president, his secretaries or his messengers. In early years this thing was done with general pomp and ceremony; armed guards surrounded the parties carrying the box and' the contents were most carefully guarded, a regular military procession marching from one end of the capltol to the other. In later years this show has been done away with; possibly a policeman or two may escort the man or men carry ing the box, but there ia no pageantry (about It. George B. Dockwood, secretary to the vice president, probably will have charge of the transfer of the returns from the vice president's room to the house of representatives and he will keep an eye on tha box. When the electoral college meets on Feb ruary 10, in the chamber of the house of representatives. It will be the duty of Vice President Fairbanks to preside, and for the first time in his life he will occupy tho chair of the speaker of the house. The electoral college of 1906-OS consists of 4S3 members. Justice Wright of the supreme court of the District of Columbia, who recently sentenced Samuel Gon.per. John Mitchell and Frank Morrison to Jail for disobeying ( n' injunc tion of the court in the Bucks btove and Range company cue, is in daily receipt of threatening letters from persons who are displeased with his action. Jus tice Wright said today ho was amused rather than terrified at tne threats, and has been throwing the missives into tha waste paper basket. One letter Informed Judge Wright that he was misnamed, and that his name should be "Judge Wrong." This letter continued: "Your decision in the Buck Stove and Range company case will prove to be an unhealthy affair for you before we are done with you. The undertaker will have a job down your way before many moons, and you will be the chief mourner." Whjen Justice Wright showed this letter he laughed- and said: "I have not been measured for my shroud, nor can I say I am afraid to go home in the dark." Another writer said that he would arrive in five days and- kill Justice Wright. When Theodore Roosevelt retires from the presidential office on March 4 lie will have made a record for numerous cabinet appointments. The, last cabinet meeting he presides over, says the Boston Herald correspondent, will be composed almost solely of comparatively new men. There will be but one man, Secretary Wilson, who attended the first cabinet meeting that Roosevelt held In the autumn of 1901. There will be only one other, Secretary of tho Treasury Cortelyou, who was at the cab inet table in March, 1905, when Mr. Roose velt entered upon his present term. In the seven and a half years of his tenure Mr. Roosevelt wrlll have had twenty nine different cabinet officers, but not as many different men, for Mr. Root haa served under him first as secretary of war and then as secretary of state. Mr. Cortelyou has had three cabinet positions under Roosevelt commerce and labor, post office and treasury. Attorney General Bonaparte first came into tha cabinet aa secretary of the navy. No other president has made so many changes. There have been six secretaries of the navy since Mr. Roosevelt entered the White House Long, Morton, Moody, Bonaparte, Metcalf and Newberry and five postmasters general Smith, Payne, Wynne, Cortelyou and Meyer. There have been two secretaries of state Hay and Root. The recent announcement that Sec retary Root Is to resign aa soon, as he is elected to the senate from New York and that Assistant Secretary of State Robert Bacon of New York and Boston will suc ceed him, assures three secretaries of state during President Roosevelt's time. Mr. Roosevelt has also had three secre taries of the treasury, three secretaries of war, three attorneys general, three secre taries of commerce and labor and two sec retaries of the Interior. Grover Cleveland, the only other presi dent since Grant's time who haa served two ternia, had but twenty-three cabinet officers. They were in two administrations, separated by a four-year period. In each of his administrations most of the men who came into office with him remained at his cabinet table till tbe close of the four year for which the president had been elected. But one of the changes In Mr. Roosevelt's cabinet haa been on ac count of a death, and that waa In the Stale department. Oregon's Back Pay. Sun Francisco Chronicle. The atale of Oregon has been awarded 1300,000 for protecting the adjoining terrl toriea of Washington and Idaho during the Civil war. This la the firet time we havt known that Waahlngton and laho were In danger at that Interesting period. But then history ha a way of being arlticn several year after. Howling Blizzard Special : Down with the prices! Out with the win ter woolens! Drearier has cut the heart out ot prices to move his stock and to make way for spring novelties , $10 to $15 clipped off of the rrice of each suit or overcoat pattern. Buy a winter suit or coat now and you'll secure the biggest clothes bargain you ever had the good luck to strike. Dresher tailoring, ex clusive blgh-grade patterns at the price of or dinary dozen-lot clothes. New snappy colors and weaves tailored in Dresher's guaranteed manner, these will make garments you'll be proud of for several seasons to com. But this stupendous cut Is going to bring In a cyclone of wise buyers. Come in tarly so we can lay aside one of the best for you. SaBBtiajJBrfl 13 1.5 TarnraiSt.OiTuhA LP kSo.I2ttuSt. Lincoln PERSONAL NOTES. Yuan Shi Kai Is ably assisting Castro In demonstrating that the highest art in statesmanship Is to know how to escape at the proper moment. In Pittsburg the aldermen are called councllmen until they are caught. Then they are called Pittsburglars, according to the smoky city press. Mrs. Zella Nuttall is now in Mexico as field director of the Reld-Crocker expedi tion, which is excavating the Pyramids of the Sun and Moon. The work Is being carried on with funds furnished by Mrs. Whitelaw Reld and Mrs. Crocker of San Francisco. Letters received from Miss Caroline Hazard, president of Wellesley college, In dicate that she expects to soon return to her work, having regained her health to a considerable degree. She is at present at the old winter home of the Hasard family at Mission Hill, Santa Barbara, Cal. Albert S. Callan of Valatle. who was elected in November last as a republican to represent the Columbia county district in the New York state assembly of 1909, will be the youngest member of the lower house, if not the youngest member of any state legislature In the union. Mr. Cull an was born in Albany only twenty-four years ago, and he Is the son of Jeter J. Callan, a well known real estate broker. BREEZY TH1FLGS. "I'm glad I'm not as vain as Sniffley." "Is he vain?" "1 should say ao. He told a friend of mine he considered hlmaelf my equal." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Fifty dollars," said the judge. "Can't accept it," replied the man ar rested for fighting. "if they're offering Jeffries 160.000 for a scrap, the article I put up Is worth more than fifty." Gently aa possible they broke to him the news that the fifty had not been hung up as a purse. Philadelphia Ledger. "But why did you eat the cake she baked?" "I wanted to make myself solid." "Did you succeed?" "I should say ao! T felt like a ton of lead." Cleveland Leader. "What aort of a time do you expect to have during the social season?" "Fine." answered Mr. Cumrox: "mother and the girls will be so busy thinking MERIT and INTEGRITY have Sustained the High Reputation of BORDEN'S Jvll D for 50 years Has no Equal as an Infant food See that the label bears Use name of BORDEN'S CONDENSED MILK CO; . "Leaders of Quality- E. Claaasanlus ft Co., 93 Dearbora St.. Vbloaga, 111., ox tbe local agaat la your tit. or about their clothes that thev won't have time to notice my grammar." VVasiiingtuii Star. "How did that snowstorm scene go. in the play?" I "My dear. It was a frost. '-Bait ini. K. American. She (during a spat) Why don't von a, what you mean? I'm no mind reaiici. He No: If you were you'd never speak m me again. Boston Transcript. The Preacher We should aiixc l.v ..hi own efforts. The Kid Sure. De alarm I ;rk miglil go wrong. Cleveland Leader. "We've been havln' a dispute." sa il Ari zona Jim to the tenderfoot. "Now. whl.h do you say, 'Who'll have a drink'."' or 'Who will take a drink?' " "Neither." remarked the llght-lialred man in eye-glasses. "I say. 'They're on you! And they were. Judge. TRIALS OF Til K TIM t:. - i Baltimore Anierliun. 1 have n hard time. I hae. You know. Concerning the way in which 1. I Just go. My good resolutions for u And show 1 made with the fit si of tin; : u . 1 waa going to be very good. Precise, To every one lie Just as kind And nice. An do nothing wioiib no, not at any Old price. And 1 made 'em without any fear. But how hard 'tis to keep good resolves, O my! No matter how you may resolve To try. And you get so tired that you want To die. Or stay In and never he s'en; But when you give up folks all lai.iji, At you. And say it. was nothing bi:t what They knew. That yon could never a Week Pull through. And that makes you fcrl i r m ini. But 'tis quite too hard, Indeed It is. This diary-keeping's an aw Ful biz. And I write the wrong date and lliev all Me quiz. And I can't keep my temper for nun. I Then some folks you never can lie Nice to. You can't be Industrious all Day through. I'll do what I feel like I want To do. And won't keep resolves If I could' ! On