4 Till. OMAHA DAILY liKK: THURSDAY. .1 ANL'AKY 7. 1909. The Omaha Dii,v Iter FOUNDED BY ICDV.R! H'JSEWATEP.. "T.T ! rToa. j VICTOn ROiEVVATK Entered a i Om aha posLofficf ieconJ-j tiaas matter. ru.RMV vr si BScnirriON. tlv F"r of Maryland. The meas- Ptily (ithoni Hunday). one ypar. H.nt I ure was originally planned by Con Uaily B and -.unlay, one " Igressman McClearv of Minnesota, t'ally Bee n'ludtng Sunday), pr week..lc Dally Be (w.thint Suii'lnyi. pur wci-a..!': Evening Bee (without 8un.iay). per week "? Evening be twli.i Bunriayj, per week..lAn Gundjy Be, tint year -?" Saturday Be-, one year Address all complaints of Irreguarllles In delivery to City Circulation department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. Couth Omaha Twenty-fourth and N. Council Bluff' 16 Scott Street. Lincoln Us UttWt Building. Chicago IMS Marquette Building. New Tork-Rooms 1101-1102 No. 24 West Thirty-third Street. Washington 7 Fourteenth Street, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter ahould he addressed; Omaha Dee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. T!rnlt by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publlahlng Company. Only J-cent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. Personal checka. eacert on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Hate of Nebraska. Douglas County, es.: George B. Tsschuck. treasurer of The Bee Publlahlna; company, being duly sworn, ays that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally. Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of December. 19. waa as follows: 17 .....T70 II M.SO0 1 3,70 20 37.1S0 21 3a,MO 22 t7,010 21 87,040 24 1700 21 8S.4M 2 M.t30 27 37480 28 34.M0 29 40,730 20 a.oo 31 41.S30 Total l'lTiV4l2 Less unfold, and returned copies.. a.aaa Net total ll!5'S? oaily average .J?'?'491 OEORQE B. TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. Subscribed in my preaence and sworn to efore ma this list day of December. 1908. ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public. WHEN OUT OF TOWN. Sahsorlkcrs leaving; the city trna-poraurtln- ehoald ksf Tka Bee anajled o tatesa. Address will be cfcauagraal as te a requested. In the speakership race Fool bad toth tht pole and the pull. Our local weather man la already doing bis best to make It 09 a record am nshar. This Is the aeaaon to test the tur nacwa and the flues. Take no needless fire risks. "How soon?" Is quite ss important as "How much?" In the Biclly relief contributions. There will be no mourning it winter reports- some morning soon with its. backbone broken. Count Bonl and Prince Helie are not listed among the French people who saved 11,000,000 in the last year. The weather man may hare the consolation of knowing that the cold wate cams up to his advance notices. Nat Goodwin has given half of his income and property to his wife, who appears to be a sort of a Mrs. C. O. D. Qoodwin. "Keep In the middle of the road," ways the Galveston News.' That's right, if you want to be run over, by an automobile. The dominant element of the demo crats in the legislature at Lincoln seems to have something like a steam roller of its own. New Jersey officials have started a crusade against mosquitoes. About June 1 the mosquitoes will begin a war of retaliation. A report says that all but four coun tie in Kentucky are now dry. The impression prevails that all Kentucky is chronically dry. It is reported that congress has 35, 000 bills before it. All of tis can sympathise with congress at this reason of the year. It will be decidedly impolite for any ono to say in connection with the pres ent Nebraska legislature that there is "something brewing." .1 The marines have been ordered to Hawaii. The Hawallans will now bs able to tell their troubles to someone besides the policemen. Csstro says thst "honor and duty' impel bim to return to Venezuela Honor and duty have been added to his vocabulary since be left Venezuela The Chinese government is plan ning a grsat system of railroads to c6ver every province ot the empire. China niUKi have a Har-Rl-Man in the making. i Speaker Pool is invited to see to it that the legislative majority faithfully fulfills all of its platform pledges. But which plstform? Populist or dsmocratlc? - Colonel Bryan has joined the Eagles. If there is any secret society or fraternal organization that does not count him in its membership list it should speak out. Pedestrians need not cross the street to avoid the city hall tower, which the experts Intiat is about to fall down. The aame exin-rts have been having the tower fall fur from five to ten ears, but it steadfastly refuses to ac t era as dale tksru. 1 97,799 2 tTjUO t t7,rro 4 37KW0 t 37,830 rr,o 7 ..91MA9 I 7,040 aa.sio 10 M.TM U . ..4,t0 12...' ..aaM iv rr.ioo U M.T10 II...... ST,60 t 17,170 THE LIXfuLX HU 1 H IT A V. - T- , . a a . . I ot imiui novt nan toiruuuceu iiif bill to construct a Lincoln memorial highway from the White bous'j In Washington to the battlefield of Cr-t- t.vRbiirg. A similar bill has been In- jtroduced In the house by Rppresonta- ni-n lie was second assistant post master general, and has been cordially endorsed as a proper memorial to Lincoln, in this, the centenary of his birth. The plans for the proposed high way Include a paved roadway in the center, with special paths on either side for automobiles and other paths for horsemen, the entire route to be lined with shade trees and made as attractive' as possible. It Is proposed to have the different states participate n the movement by planting their in digenous trees along the route and in making other improvements they may decide upon. The highway would traverse the District of Columbia, Maryland. Delaware and a abort dis tance in Pennsylvania. It would thus connect the national capital with the Improved roads all the states to the north and. northeast of It and eventu ally form the basis of a great inter state system of Improved roads. The measure appeals also in a sen timental way, connecting as the road would the national capital and the great 'battlefield of the war where the tide of success turned decisively for the north and where President Lin coln's immortal address was delivered. If this were the only purpose to be served by the construction of the pro posed memorial highway, there would be little public opposition to it, but there are other features connected with the plan that will cause much discouragement to its advocates. It is reported that Washington real estate speculators are already aecur- ng options on property along the pro posed route with the evident purpose of turning it over to the government at a big advance In price if the legis lation for the highway is approved by congress. Again, there will doubtless be strenuous objection to the federal government entering upon any plan of national highway construction for fear of the pressure to secure the con struction of roads at national expense n other localities. It is probable that congress would listen to a propo sition to bear the expense of that por tion of the proposed highway that would lie In the District of Columbia, if Delaware, Maryland and Pennsyl vania were to unite to build the rest of the road. All will agree that the proposed highway would be a proper memorial to the great civil war presi dent, whom a reunited nation agrees in honoring, though many will dissent to the plan proposed of having its en tire expense borne by the national gov ernment. LICEXSKD TOOTH PVLhlSO. Legislation designed to prevent quackery and the practice of the pro fessions by unskilled and Incompetent persons is all well enough in its way, but Minnesota has a law, which has Just been upheld by the supreme court, that appears to have carried the proposed reform beyond the limit of common sense. Under the Minne sota euactment a practicing physician may not legally draw the tooth of a patient when such drawing seems re quired, unless he holds a license as a practicing dentist. The effort that is being made, to have that feature of the law repealed at the coming session of the legisla ture should succeed. It Is desirable, of course, that proper restrictions should be thrown around the practice of dentistry, but it is simply absurd to prohibit a regular physician from pulling the tooth ot a patient, when, as is often the case, an ulcerated tooth may cause complications that would hinder the cure of a more serious dis ease. It would be lust as reasonable for a physician to be prohibited from shaving a man's head, in order to sew up a wound, because he does not bold a barber a license. It is the duty of the physician to re lieve suffering wherever he finds It, and if it must be done by extracting the tooth of the patient, no physician will hesitate to perform the duty. SAMTAltY H'HIPPIXG HJSl!'. A Maryland sheriff has furnished an Illuminating object lesson of the man ner in which enlightenment and bar barism rub elbows in that state. Mary land still retains the whipping post for wife beaters, recognized elsewhere as a relic of barbarism that should have at least disappeared in company with the slave auction block, but the Mary land sheriff is right up-to-date on mi crobes, germs, infection and all the modem sanitary teachings. He does not object to applying the lash, under orders of the court, but he Is a stick ler for making public whippings san itary. Before whipping a prisoner re cently the sheriff at Frederick, Md., personally washed the man's back with an antiseptic, to ward off dis ease germs that might be lodged iu the whip, and also supplied the vic tim with a medicated gauze thirt as one more bulwark against microbes. After the beating, the welted back was again washed with an antiseptic and no risk run ot dirt slipping into the lashed lines. The prisoner was cautioned against trying to treat his Injuries and was assured that the jail physician would see to It that his wounds were properly dressed with due regard to all sanitary precautions. Kven the most sensitive wife beater could hardly fall to appreciate inch considerate treatment. The sheriff's discriminating care in such cases may trad to a general re- form in the whipping post methods and possibly to an eventual disuse of the barbaric lash as a punishment for the barbaric crime of wife beating. LKT THEM PASS AttOVXD. One of the big co-operative business associations of the country, which is governed by a board of directors, serv Ing without pay, of whom four or five are chosen each year, has before it a proposal to amend its bylaws to make these honors pass around. To be more specific, it is proposed to restrict the election of directors so that not more than two of the outgoing members may be re-elected at one time, thus insuring new blood in the managing board and at the same time leaving the way open for the retention of any. one whose experience or services are deemed specially valuable. It seems to tia that this excellent suggestion for distributing the honors and responsibilities of such an asso ciation is possible of much wider appli cation. In our own locality this is the period for the election of boards of directors and governors of the vari ous clubs and organizations instituted to promote various phases of civic ac tivity. These clubs and organisations have their membership recruited from volunteers who enlist out of pure pub lic spirit and their whole aim is to ad vance public objects. And yet, every time a new election rolls in sight we Bee a line-up for the perpetuation in control of the element or clique that happens to be entrenched in the offi cial places. It is always a fight of the "Ins" against the "outs," wherever the "outs" have sand enough to put up a fight, with the usual accompaniment of charges of ring rule and talk about a close corporation which dampens the ardor of the rank and file membership and often impedes the work in hand. We believe we voice a prevailing sentiment in saying that places on these directories and boards of public enterprise associations and clubs ought to be passed around. The example we have cited Indicates one feasible way for bringing this about and de serves serious consideration by the in conspicuous people who want neither self-glory nor patronage, but yet make up the backbone of all our public en terprise organisations. Our anjlable democratic contem porary at last trumps what The Bee said more than a year ago with refer ence to the unnecessary extravagance of the state erecting a costly and sep arate building to house the state his torical library. For economical ad ministrative purposes the historical library should be joined with the state library and both should have quarters In the same building, or the name wing, of a new capltol building along with the supreme court, for which the state library serves as a law library. It Is not too late yet to retrace the missteps so far made. A Kentucky judge is biding in the woods until the governor can send troops to protect him while he pre sides at a murder trial growing out of a feud. Church societies, however, still persist in sending their mission aries to foreign lands. A New York insurance man wrote a note to his wife telling her that be was going ,to commit suicide at noon and made good on the hour. She will at least have the consolation of knowing that he did not lie to her. The Omaha city council has a new member to fill out an unexpired term of four months. That ought not to be too long for a councilman to be on good behavior, even though he be a democratic councilman. Congress has recognized the new government of Hayti. In matters ot that kind congress has to act promptly in order to recognize each Haytien government before it is overthrown by the next revolution. Castro is said to have 'accumulated $60,000,000 In nine years as president of Venezuela. That job is almost as lucrative as having a contract for the construction of a public building In Pennsylvania. Mr. Taft has protested against the organization of Taft clubs In the south and elsewhere. The president-elect Irt not disposed to take advantage of the opportunities to build up "a per sonal party. - The kaiser announces that he will not make his aual annual visit to England thin year. He does not pro pose to appear in the royal drawing room of his uncle's court wearing a muzzle. The copy reader wrote heading, "Alderman Takes a Bride," over a so ciety Item In a Pittsburg paper, but the intelligent proofreader naturally changed it to "Alderman Takes a Bribe." "Confidence in good spring busir.oi la general," says Dun's report. That's the first harbinger that has been of fered to counteract the recent meteor ological consignment from Medicine Hat. Philadelphia physicians do not know what to do with a girl ot that ilty who has been sobbing constantly for six weeks. Why not try the plan of taking her to some other city? "Billy" Bryan, popular Missouri railroad conductor, hr retired after forty years of service. Possibly his namesake at Lincoln plans to equal that running reco-d. "Pear Mala Her letorlea." New Vorw World, liallleiliipa bombarding Uh goil o.Un tliu klrcnii"ld ul disuo and stuixa'.iim add Imagine Watt Woald Happen. Indianapolis News. On the other hand, what Rhould we think of China, if it were to show an Inclination to butt In when our own administration aw fit to make a change In the cabinet? rtebaST for Ike Square Deal. Bt. Louis Republic. Following the refusal of the supreme court to entertain the government's appeal In the matter of that Landis fine ot 813, OUO.QOO. the caae goes back to the court Of appeals for the Seventh circuit to fix a standard of penalties for rebating. In the Interest of the square deal In the commer cial world of the Vnitcd Stafrs the penal ties enforced rhould be sufficient to break up the practice. From Senate to Cabinet. New York Tribune. The resignation of I'hllander C. Knox from the United States senate In order to enter the cabinet of President Taft will break a usage which has bocome more and more established In recent years. For merly many senators became advisers of presidents. But since 189 there have been only two such transfers that of John O. Carlisle Into Mr. Cleveland's cabinet In 1893. and of John Sherman Into Mr. Mc Kinley's in 189". Climax af a Traaredy. Baltimore American. Of course, the claims of the living come first, but there Is something harrowing to an Ineradicable lnsttnct of human nature In the fact that Messina and the scenes of the recent earthquake shock must be bombarded by warships, so that the com plete ruins of the place may make the only possible burial of the dead. The finishing- touch Is put to the whole dreadful tragedy in thus making the ruins of their homes the only graves of the unfortunate victims. Clorloua Mission for Fleet. Philadelphia Record. When President Roosevelt started our fleet of battleships on their 'round-the-world voyaae he could not have anticipated that they would encounter an earthquake. The Mediterranean convulsion gives them i a great opportunity to show theii1 mettle In making a fight agnlnst famine and pestilence. They will not have to use their guns. They will carry on their assault with the aid of commissaries Instead of cannon, and make the suffering Italians more thankful than ever before that Chris topher Columbus discovered America. PREDICTING EARTHQUAKES. A Realm of Prophecy Into Whlck Science Seeks an Entrance. New York Tribune. Last week's catastrophe In the Mediter ranean has revived a discussion of the possibility of foretelling earthquakes. How far any warning of such a disaster Is likely to be heeded is perhaps open to ques tion, but the feasibility of giving one ccr talrly deserves consideration. With In creasing knowledge concerning the causes of seismic disturbance, perhaps a trust worthy forecast will seme day be practic able. The utmost that conservative geo logists are willing to say today Is that cer tain well defined regions are much more susceptible than others, but to determine Just when the forces at work will manifest themselves Is another matter. There Is also something like agreement concerning the causes of earthquake. It Is conceded that a great many of these shocks ar ,tfue to strctses set up In the crust of the earth. One group of experts attribute the stresses to the generation of vast quantities of steam by the leakage of water into the heated Interior; another to the thrinkage of the earth In consequence of tadlatlon; still another to the transfer ot material from one region to another, and a fourth to astronomical Influence. No one of the first three explanations of the internal strain would afford much help In fixing the time when an outbreak might be expected, but the last would, if It were correct. The notion thai a tide in the molten In terior of the globe la raised by the sun and moon has long had a few adherents. Among them was a Frenchman, Alexia Perroy, who made a comparison between the dates of 15.000 earthquakes and the oc casions when the moon was In the right position to exert the strongest pull. His figures showed what seemed to be a trifling preponderance (about 2hi per cent) of favorable lunar dates over the unfavor able ones. On limiting his study to south ern Italy he found a slightly greater pro portion. Unfortunately, however, a com patriot of Perrey, Delaunay by name, fol lowed up the Inquiry so as to Include 140 - 000 earthquakes, and found that the excess of shocks when the moon was In the right position over those when It was In th wrong position "dwindled away to almost nothing," according to Major Dutton. Prof. T. A. Jaggar of the Masaachusettl Institute of Technology, who has faith In the doctrine referred to, calls attention to the tact that the destruction of Messina occurred on one of the earthquako dates pre-announced by another geologist, Mr. Frank A. Perret. The coincidence Is strik ing, but should not bo interpreted hastily. Seismologists may be led by it to re-examine the evidence for and against the lunar tide theory, but until It can be more completely established than It was by M. Delaunay the world will be Justified In regarding it with skepticism, and In hop ing that a better basis for forecasts will yet be found. Perhaps a usefuj clue has been afforded by the well known Japanese student of earthquakes. Dr. Omorl. He has expressed the belief that great shocks are preceded by minor ones in the region above the eat of the disturbance. Of course. It would be neorssary to distinguish between tremors which possessed significance and those which had none. However, If a way could be found to do so and the atttaln ment of the result does not seem alto gether Impracticable the hint may lend to safer system of prediction than any yet suggested. FOOD FOR A YEAR Meats 3001b. Milk 240 at. Butter 100 lbs. Kjutt 27 dos. VtseUblei. 5001b. This represents a fair ration for a man tor one year. But some people eat and eat and yet grow thinner. This means a defective digestion and unsuitable food. A one-dollar bottl of Scott's Emulsion equals in nourishing properties ten pounds of meat. Your physician can tell you how it does it. Sens' this adcrtUeacnt t neither with Berne ot aercr In which H apreer. your addict and (our cent to cover roeUae. and we will tend you a "Complete HutdyAtU of the Wot at" ti SCOTT & BOWNE. 40 Purl tr KVw York In Italy's earthquake tone would mightily to the victories of peace. ROt.M) ABOtT EW YORK. Rlpalee oa the Carreat af Life la Ike Metropolis. A pathetic scene was witnessed on board the Immigrant ship Italia. Inward bound. In Mew York harbor, last Saturday morning. Among Its steerage pansengera were 150 Sicilians, most of whom embarked at Mr a. sin several days before the earthquake. The disaster which had overtaken their homo city was unknown to them; In fact, no one on the ship heard of It until tho harbor pilot brought the newspapers on hoard. An effort was made to keep the awful news from 'the Biclllajis until the ship had been docked, but It waa useless. Some of the papers with pictures of the ruins reached th steerage. A crowd in stantly gathered. A middleaged man worked his way to tho center and his eyes lit on the picture of the Church of the Souls, in rurgatory, and above the picture he saw the figures that told In English that 200.000 were dead. The man could not make out what It all meant, for all the pictures were of buildings that were ap parently still standing, but when he saw one of the pictures taken at the time of the earthquake In 1906, he knew what it all meant. , "Mother of God," he shouted In his native tongue In his fremy of grief, "Messina Is no more," and the others In the ateerage from Messina and the towns In and near the stricken sone took up the cry. "Read to us," "See what the paper says." "Let us hear the news," the Sicilians cried, and a sailor from north of Italy, who could read English went forward and took the newspaper out of the hands of the men and women who were struggling to get the next view of this or that picture. He read the details aloud, and when he had finished tho Sicilians were In tear and most of them bewailing the loss of friends and kin at home. It was said that one man had left a wife and six children tn Mes sina. Another young man had left his father and mother and eight alsters and brothers. Another, a woman who came to join her husband, left two children that she and her husband were to send for as soon as they had saved up enough money. Nearly every passenger from Messina had a similar story to tell, and among them all. there waa not one who is able to get back to Sicily, or even cable In order to learn the fate of their relations. The Italia sailed from Messina, December 17. Downtown New York offices are being simply ripped wide open by a bunch Of Syrian fortune tellers, The sceresses are all good looking girls, dressed in the gaudiest of colors, hung with Jewels and rustling with silk. So unlike the usual panhandler do they seen that they get by the Cerberus on the door without difficulty. Then, If the man in charge will let them read his palm, trouble begins. "I sees aomeslng," will say the seeress. "I no can tell whesser good-a luck or much-a trouble, Let-a me have ten doll', w'at you hold In you hand. Zen I can-a read ze future." Of course the city bred yap falls for It. He digs Into his kick and the lady gets a nice buy-ful ten-dollar bill. She planta it in her capacious bosom, and goes on with ths Juggling. By and by she finds his fate In his palm tells him and begins to bow herself out. "Here hold on," the victim will yell "Gimme back that ten-spot." The pretty fortune teller shakes her head a slow, knowing shake, "Nosalr," she will declare. "You glve-a sat ten-a doll' to me. You try to take it f'om me, and I ocream." Ten chances to one the man won't make a kick, for he hates to let the public know that he has been credulous. He'd get the money back If he had her arrested maybe but all the papers in town would take one rejoicing wallop at him through their funny columns. And it's cheaper to go un heralded and unsung than It Is to get the money back and win a staff of minstrels at the same time. John O'Sulllvan. who has been with H. B. Claflin for nearly forty years, takes a very optimistic view of the business out look for 1909. "The 9's In American history have al ways been characterized by prosperity," he says, "and If the tradition holds out and surface Indications are correct, 1909 will be a corker,. Running over history you will find the panic of '57 was suc ceeded by the great boom of '39. In '49 gold waa found In California. Pikes Peak was discovered in '9, and the mines of Colorado opened. In '69 the era of recon struction set In and the prosperity that followed has never been equaled. In '79 came another readjustment of industrial conditions, particularly In the south, and great prosperity followed. In '89 came the boom that collapsed In '93. In '99 the opening up of the Klondike and the revival of trade after the Spanish war brought another boom. It looks as If history will repeat Itself In 1909. I wonder what great discovery beneficial to the commerce of the country will be made?" "I don't know," said James Butler, who owns more grocery stores than any man In America; "perhaps the government will discover a way to Insure the business In terests of the country, an era of peace. That would be a blessing." Every person who has tried to prove the conditions amid which the least fortunate part of a city's population live has been met with the anecdote probably a fiction and assuredly not typical of the benev olent landlord who provided his tenants with bath tubs which they used as ash bins. Seventeen years ago the New York association for Improving the Condition of the Poor established the Center Market baths, the first cheap public bath house in the city. The association was assured that It was wasting money; the people ot the east side did not want to be clean and would not use the baths In the first twelve months about 60.000 of these people paid their nickels and enjoyed their baths. Now the city has taken up the matter, and there are eight municipal baths that have coat over 12,000,000, and nearly (1,000, 000 has been spent on flva more In Brook lyn. The New York hotels and restaurants are comparing record a to show which of them opened the moat cold bottles on the occasion of the dawn of the new year. The figures vary all the way -from 5,000 down to a beggarly 750 quarts, with an incidental record of two gents and one lady who gat away with twelve bottles at a sitting. No arrests. When Iniaglaatlon Fails, Philadelphia Ledger. The modern world, close-knit by cable, telegraph, telephone and postal facilities, and atlil more cloaely united by the touch of nature that makc-s the whole world kin, ia thrllltd and sympathizes when over whelming and appalling disaster befalls a densely populated portion of it; but for tunately and mercifully, the human mind Is not so constituted that It can compre hend the mraning of the statistics of the desolation wrought, the human misery, transcending hunan speech, of such a sit uation aa thut in the southern half of the Italian pcnlnaula. Be Good and Yoa'll Be l.oaely." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Those tesllesa Cubana muatn't count iOo much on t lie jbsi iui- of the I'nited States troopa (roil) tlx- Island. It wouldn't Ule Ipu.; Iu bili'K tlx in ail baik usain. is desired by alt of us, whether It ba In the matter ot money, aluables or ourselves. It It is a question of money, can you do better than your money In a bank of the known strength and stability of the First National Bank of Omaha? If It ia ft question of jour valuables, why not use the Safety Deposit VAULTS ot this bank? Three hundred new boxes have Just been added to the already large equipment. 100 of them rent for 13.00 ft year each. Larger ones In proportion. Ftf st National Bank of Omaha Thirteenth and Farnam Sts. Entrance to Safety Deposit Y salts Is on ltth street. FKIISOIVAI. JfOTK. j From 56 above on Sunday at 3 p. m. to 10 below at 9 p. m. Tuesday "sorter Indicates that the weather Is going some in the Omaha banana belt. Eleven wera killed In a riot due to at tempting to suppress opium traffic In China, which was simply quicker than letting them have the stuff. Mr. Carnegie la getting on slowly but surely. The total of his $7,437,600 do nations ths last year is about double his estimated Income from the residue of his fortune. Ha la now 71. To live nearly 104 years with hardly a day of sickness is the record cf Philip Brushart of Burlington, Mich. Four weeks ago this aged man was taken III, and Christmas day ho was compelled to pass hla frlst birthday since reaching manhood in bad. Carefully packed away In several trunks Lillian Russell has all the love letters that ever have been written to her and lntenda to publish them some day, but the reassuring statement in given out that aha will suppresa the names of the writers. Caatro announces that he may live In Berlin, although there seems no especially pressing necessity that ho live anywhere. It will cost the fleet about $150,000 tn tolls to pass though the Sues canal, but as an offset to thla. Just view the com pletely shattered record. A case of autointoxication, a disease rare In medical history. Is being treated at St. John's hospital, Brooklyn, N. Y. Frank Sheridan, 12 years old, ate food containing sugar. The food did not di gest, but turned largely Into alcohol. He waa attacked by convulsions, but will re cover. Sir Robert Hart, the veteran inspector general of the Chinese customs, speaking at a dinner In London recently, aatd that once, .in Peking-, he eat out a banquet that laated for seventeen consecutive hours. There were 126 courses, and he tasted them all. Mr. Ward, the American envoy to China, who tried to secure an interview with the emperor, Hleng-Fung, in 1859, tells how he was entertained at a dinner that lasted from noon one day until 6 o'clock in the evening of the day following. SMILINO LINKS. "Have you digested your good resolu tions?" . "No, but I think my little boy's goat has. He waa eating my diary this morn ing." Baltimore American. The Servant You got cheatnd when you bought that chlny vase. mum. The Mlstrees How cheated? The Servant Why, it's weak. It busted all to smash the first time I d roped It. Cleveland Leader. "Have you ever been icrons-examJned before?" inquired a lawyer of a witneen. "Have I!" exclaimed the mnn. "Didn't I Just toll you I was married T' Philadel phia Inquirer. , City Editor What do you mean by nay tng in this robbery story that "Brown was knocked down and relieved of a hun dred dollars? Were you ever robbed your Belf? New Reporter No. sir. City Editor that account for It. If you'd been robbed you wouldn't describe the loss of a hundred dollars as a lelief! New York Herald. "Remember," said the statesman. "I in sider myself a servant of the people." "Mebbe you do," replied Farmer Corn- Friday and Saturday 20 per cent discount on all men's, boys' and children's winter weight clothing. You can save money in our furnishing goods depart ment. We have finished our inventory and find a lot of broken lines which we wish to close out. They will not last long at the following prices : All our 50c'neckwear except blacks and plain colors and broken lines of 75c, $1.00 and $1.50 neckwear, 35c, three for $1.00. Broken lines of mufflers, one-half price. $1.50 and $2.00 silk lined gloves Adler's make, $1.15. 50c fleece lined and cotton ribbed underwear, 35c. Other broken lines of underwear, one-half price. Stunning Shirts Absolutely exclusive in patterning. Made of the richest and most elegant Scotch madras, French percales and other fine shirtings. Made coat style with cuffs attach ed and detached. Pleated or plain bosoms. These shirts sold for $1.50, $2.00, $2.50, $3.00 and $3.50, sale price, $1.15. Lots of other bargains in all departments. rowningsTCing & Company R. S. WILCOX, M2r. tnssel; "but you mustn't expect to put cm as much airs an soma of the hired mi-u we've been inectln' up with." Washington Star. Aunt Mnranrla (at her city niece's wed ding). What Is that Inscripshun, Silas, on thai there butter plate? 'vnlcal Uncle Looks tn me llk "For Butter or Worse. Harvard Lampoon. He These (classes give me a very Intel lectual aprarance. don't you tlilnkT She Yes. Aren't they powerful Boat o Transcript. "That vivacious Miss Couply certainly makes the most ot tilings." "What makes you think so?" "Why, I called on her last night and she hasn't taken down her holiday mistle toe yet." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Phntogr.ipher Look pleasant, please. Sitter Not on vonr tif.,' im. send thin picture to my wife, who Is aw on h long viKii. ami i uon t propose to bring her hack. Judge. ti.Ot n DREAM. Out In a sunset sky, Fair as fair rou'il be. A little crimson cloud Sailed on a turquoise sea. The day had been full ot care. Of duties dull, of pain But that cloud adrift on Its turi;io;rc Made life sweet with Joy again. Man had been full of strife, Souls had been ill at eaxe; But that crimson cloud on its turquoise sa Wafted the balm of peace. Earth was sodden and cold. Feet were heavy with mire. But that crimson sail on the turquoise sea Set heart and soul afire. Trees stood forth all bare. Fields lay drear and brown. But that crimson sail on the turquoise s-a In beauty rare looked down. As with radiance it glowed On that far-off western rim. I watched It as I stood Out In the twilight dim. And it seemed I was drawn apart V From all things sordid here. And breathed In eestacy A diviner atmosphere. It la gone from the sunset skv. That heantlfiil Inr.,... With Us crimson sail, but still they live in tne neart and soul of me. Omaha. -BAYOLL NE TRELK. (Eatabltiihm! 1871) An inhalation for I I Whooplng-Cough, Croup, Coughs, Colds, Catarrh, Bronchitis, Diphtheria, Craaolena la a Moon to AsthnuHtoa. Dots it est Mem mora (!. to brattk la nmedr tor itirnvt of h brMthing orni Uita to wvk u ramadr Into in sioiuca r tlrenoleno cans bexaaM tb air, nadarad tronglr astlMptlo, U ouriwt ot tb diawuod nrlac wtln mrr branth. sltlaa Drole(4 nd oonatant traatnoat. It is lnTsluabl to mot bars with mall childru. For Irritated thro it thrf) la notliinc btitr than CrMokene AnliMplio TbroatTablut. 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