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Subscribed In my presence and sworn to tefore me this 1st day of December, 1904. (Seal) M. P. WALKER, Notary Publio. when out or TOWK. 1 8 a bee like re leaving; tke city tens yorartly afcewl have The Be sailed ta tnem. Address will be I eaaagred mm at teat as reqaeated. Sam to you. MIbsoui-1 has shown the Standard Oil company. rr; , One week In which to decide what to swear off on. ; . "Catro, maintains his equanimity," ays a Berlin cable. Also his cash. , Still, ho one expected Indian sum mer to respond to a Christmas encore. Today will be the last merry Chrhit mas for some of the wild animals of Africa. .., ... . ' PltUburg appears to have under taken to rival San Francisco as a Kraft center. Mexico has named one of its cruis ers Tobasco. Naturally, it will be de scribed aa- a saucy craft. The woman with the bundle in the street cars will now make room for the man with the package. Can it be that the Goulds have lost all their money? Count Boni says he does not want any more of it. Many Pennsylvania politicians are seeking Senator Knox's seat, but what is wanted is a man who can fill his place. I .... - Kentucklans . must be becoming afflicted with color blindness. A white man has been lynched near Lex ington, Nero fiddled while Rome was burn ing, and Castro is buying neckwear while Caracas is setting off its toy fire works. President Castro Is said to be suffer ing from Stomach troubles. The in ternal affairs of Venetuela are also in bad shape. ' In preparing to rebuke the presi dent congress should remember the fste of miners who have tried to thaw out dynamite. iMr. Taft received 1,336,000 votes In the solid south. That is the first chapter of his book on "The Winning of the. SoiUh.". A piano manufacturer in New York lias been arrested for forgery. A 'piano maker should know better than -Issue false notes. - A stiffening of prices may be ex pected if the report . Is true that the Standard Oil company haa secured control of the starch supply. Mr. Taft Is to visit Texas some time After Inauguration. The biggest state In the union will then extend the glad fcand to the biggest man In the union. 4 J Colonel Bryan saya he has not changed his mind about Colonel Guf- fey. The record dos not show that Colonel Guffey has changed hla mind about Bryan. Colonel Bryan Is laboring under the delusion that the republicans do not want him to . run for office again In 1912. The republicans have never objected to Colonel Bryan leading the other ticket. " Mr. Bryan does not want to discuss the decision in the Gompers case be- .cause of a feeling of -delicacy about criticising the courts. If this decision . had only come down before 'election Mr. - Bryan would quickly have got- 'n over hla fetllug of delicacy. CHRISTMAS. Now when Jeeu was born In Bethle lum of Judea In the days of Hsrod the king, behold, there came wis men from the east to Jerusalem.' saying. Where la lie that Is born King of the Jews? fi r we have teen Ills star In the east and are come to worship Him. Matthew 11:1-1. The history of Christmas is an evo lution, embracing lg.a composite fes tival the Roman saturnalia, the Norse yuletest, the miracles of St. Nicholas, the Druid's mistletoe legends. All transfused, Intensified and glorified by ages cf custom they have become a part of .the sacred festival of the birth of Christ, the celebration of which has taken many changes since the wise men of the east gathered at the man ger where the babe, .wrapped In swad dling clothes, had been laid for its first earth-sleep. ;. Custom has made Christmas the children's peculiar holiday, whon the perennially fresh story Of Bethlehem throws a spell of holiness over the season. Happily, however, all men and women are children at Christmas time. It is the season of good will, when malice, hatred and all unklnd ness are things altogether out of place. Youth is infectious, the spirit of play is revived in many K man and woman who have fancied themselves long past the day when it could enter into them, canker and care are banished and all the world enters into the pursuit of the simple and pure. Joys that marks observance of the Christmas customs vindicated by the centuries. The spirit of the day is ;Good will among men," which means helpful ness to others, that helps those who give as much as those who receive. It this production of happy hearts, made happy by giving happiness to others, that contributes most to mak ing this old world beautiful at Christ mas. It Is the holiday which the lit tlest child can understand and the wisest man can not fathom It unless he becomes as a little child. MISSOURI AND STANDARD OIL. The unanimous decree of the seven members of the supreme court of Mis souri ousting the three branches of the Standard OH company from that state and imposing heavy fines for vio lations of the law is a complete vin dication of the course pursued by At torney General Hadley, recently elected governor of the state, and an Illustration to other states of what may be accomplished by vigorous and fearless enforcement of state laws. The state of Missouri charged the Standard Oil company of Indiana, the Republic Oil company of Illinois and the Waters-Pierce Oil company of Mis souri with having pooled to fix prices, stifle compltltion, limit trade In petro leum products and to mislead the pub lic into the belief that they were sep. arate, distinct and competing con cerns. The testimony shows that one of the firms fixed the price scale and the others adhered to. it, makingwar? fare upon any Independent concern endeavoring to secure more than a nominal share of the business. As a result, the three companies secured and held about 90 per cent of the oil business of the state, at prices burden some to 'the consumers and unduly profitable to the combine. An interesting development of the case lies in the showing that the Waters-Pierce Oil company, a Missouri corporation, made a determined effort to act independently, but had been compelled, by financial pressure, to make terms with the Standard. This company will, accordingly, be given an opportunity to separate from its trust connections. In Which event It will be alloWed to continue business in the state. The testimony in the Missouri case is largely a repetition of the evidence offered before Judge Landls at Chi cago and in the hearings in New York, showing the Standard's methods of using rebates, declining to sell to in dependent concerns, division of terri tory among members of the combine and all the schemes and plans for erecting and continuing a monopoly. Enforcement of the court's decree, which Governor-elect Hadley promises, cannot fall to strengthen the hands of the federal government In its prosecu tions of this greatest of trusts under the federal laws. FOR DIRECTOR OF POSTS. The joint commission appointed a couple of years ago by congress to work out a plan for the reorganization of the postal service has made a re port which is certain to attract much attention and cause a great deal of dis cussion in congress. The report is a voluminous document, going into de tails of the proposed plan, but its chief recommendation is for the crea tion of the position of director of posts, who is to be the business man ager of the department under the post. master general. In place of the four assistants to the postmaster general it U proposed to appoint six assistant di rectors, who shall hold their positions permanently and have charge of com pactly organized bureaus for the man agement of different branches of the service. The argument advanced by the com mission is that the greatest weakness of the postal service has been the ab sence of a permanent head. The post master general la appointed as a cabi net adviser and rarely knows or cares anything about the' mass of details connected with the department. He remains too short a time to master the situation and is not aided much by his assistants, who usually are changed with each administration. There have been four postmasters general in the last seven years, three first assistants, three 'second assistants, two third as sistants and two fourth assistants, and only four of these hsd- had previous practical knowledge of postal affairs. The department U too often domina ted by chief clerks, bureau heads and cliques that have made an art of cre ating Jobs and delaying work. The department's business is not logically distributed into natural divisions or groups, so organized as to make it possible, for the officer In charge of each group, by devoting all his ener gies to cognate subjects, to master the business under him. The commission confesses that the present system of accounting in the' department is so cumbersome and complicated that it Is impossible to secure desired data showing where reforms could be best effected for the benefit of the whole service. t The reorganization and co-ordina tion of the postofflce as a government institution Is bound to come soon along lines adopted by the big indus trial concerns that do business throughout the world, and, like these great world Industries, the postofflce will have to have efficient and special ized business ability at its head in ad dition to the executive who passes on questions of policy. THE GOMPERS CONTEMPT CASE. The action of Justice Wright of the supreme court of the District of Co lumbia, sentencing Samuel Gompers, John Mitchell and Frank Morrison, officials of the American Federation of Labor, to prison terms for contempt of court, is unquestionably far-reaching. Pending the final adjudication by the supreme court of the United States, to which it will doubtless be carried, there will be wide discussion of the merits and Justness of the de cision and its effects upon the rights of the parties engaged in the contro versy. Apparently there ia no serious dis pute as to the facts in the case. The Bucks Stove and Range company of St. Louis sought and secured from Justice Gould of the federal court of the District of Columbia an injunction restraining the American Federation of Labor from using "unfair" and "we don't patronize" lists In its fight against the stove company, which was running an open shop plant. The original suit was to test the right of the labor organizations to resort to thlB form of boycott and, after a hear ing, Justice Gould made the injunction permanent, on the theory that the boy cott methods operated to a restraint of trade and to the Injury of the stove company's property rights without due process of law. President Gompers and other federation officials aban doned the publication of the "unfair" and "we don't patronize" lists, so far as the stove company was concerned, but by -publications in the official or gan of the federation and by resolu tions in different meetings of the fed eration and in other labor unions ad vised that the injunction be disre garded. Some 27,000 circulars were sent to labor unions advising deliber ate violation of the terms of the In junction. On this showing contempt proceedings were instituted, ending with Justice Wright's sentence of the officials to prison terms. The defense offered by Mr. Gom pers and his associates is that the in junction issued by Justice Gould in fringed the constitutional guaranty of freedom of the press and of free dom of speech. Around the interpre tation of that question most of the discussion will rage. Justice Wright insists that the right to free speech and free press does not carry with it a right to injure others nor to escape penalty for wrong doing. In his view point, no right to the freedom of press and speech can Justify an attack on the supremacy of the courts and the integrity of the law and recognition of the claims of the defendants would end in anarchy and the overthrow of the law. Unfortunately for the merits of the case, an effort is already being made to take it out of the courts and have it decided by public sentiment. The president Is being appealed to by labor organizations throughout the nation to save Mr. Gompers and hla associ ates from being sent to prison, and the carrying out of the sentence of the court would at once place the de fendants in the role of martyrs. It Is doubted if Mr. Gompers, Mr. Mitchell and Mr. Morrison would ap preciate this turn of affairs as, having the Interests of their organization at heart, they must prefer to have the cause finally passed upon by the high est judicial tribunal and their rights clearly established for all future time. Extraordinary precautions are be ing taken by the health officials of the District of Columbia to keep away from Washington all taint of the dread foot and mouth disease. They may be able to quarantine successfully against the foot disease, but they must remember that congress will be In ses sion again early in January. Our memorlea have to be Jogged to recall that Christmas, 1907. was cele brated only a year ago in the pall of a panic that stopped specie payment in nearly every bank in the country. Theodore Roosevelt, Jr., Is naturally qualified for a position on the staff of the governor of Connecticut. He has bfea working in the drill department of a carpet factory. An inventor has designed a brake that will check. the speed of warships. He insists that it Is an improvement on Paul Morton's plan of scattering sand on the track. shadowy Ideals of Crltlrs. Brooklyn Eagle. Nearly every editor who thinks that Mr. Roosevelt is too Impetuous Is convinced that the president would be more of a suc rra. were he a duplicato of his editorial critic. The world Is not replete with such duplicates. Therefore, those who never at- tain the presidency would .11 It better than those who do, or at most all vigorous criti cism Is the projection Into print or speech of unconscious egotism. In still shorter English, ha who proscribes another pre scribes himself. Tfcey eded the Money. Chicago News. Bank robbers who have been touring Ne braska In an automobile, looted treasure vaults In various cities, probably needing tho cash to pay tor the repairs on their machine. Is There Ravesa of Ornament f Indianapolis News. Perhaps the action of the Japanese gov ernment In effecting a saving of 2o0.000 by dropping 684 railroad officials would be worth tha consideration of our own mag nates In connection with the existing style of ornamentation.) Twaeas Thrillers. Boston Herahl. For a real thriller the testimony describ ing how Captain Quentln Rankin was hanged on a hickory limb at Reelfoot Lake by the Tennessee night riders wifl do. The unique feature of this tragedy is that there Is no woman In the case from start to fin ish. It's simply a story of cold-blooded masculine vengeance, with no redeeming feature, to apeak of. What Will the Bereft Dot Philadelphia Record. Borne years ago the surgeons began ex terminating the vermiform appendix from the human system, and Justified their con duct on the ground that the appendix was of no use whatever. We observe now that some of the learned men have reached the conclusion that It is of some use. But what will the people whose appendices have been removed do without them? Advantage of Stoutness. New York Evening Post. Happy is the nation whose chief magis trate Is very heavy and very active without ceasing to be very good natured. It shall dwell in the broad peace and the great silences that only stout men can create. Such a sovereign la living proof of the fact that corpulence, far from being a symptom of self-indulgence, embodies a very high type of asceticism. The fat man thinks so little of his body that he lets it go its own way. ?t is only the man who gives up a large part of his life to fighting the onset of Increasing weight that Is really self-Indulgent. For the sake of an Ideal waist line and a freer gait, he aban dons his family for the golf links, sets himself a routine of morning exercises the thought of which Bpolls his temper as soon aa he wakea up, lunches on milk and crackers, growla at tho office boy, and ends by growingery stout Indeed. CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE HIM. Popnlar Regard for Government's Pare Food Apostle. St. Louis "Republic. Nothing less than the official llfo of Dr. W. H. Wiley, the chemist of the Depart ment of Agriculture, will satisfy the out raged sugar refiners, sugar planters and molasees makers. A formal demand to that effect has been mado to President Roosevelt. Wiley, it is alleged, has been "perniciously" active In fighting the use of sulphur In tho clarification of sugar and molasses. If Dr. Wiley Is opposed to the use of sulphur for such a purpose the chances are very largely In favor of tha fact that Its use is bad. The public generally Is will ing to accept Wiley'e word for such things against the assertion of the commercial factors whose habits are deprecated. But even If the chmlsf were wrong in this case, we would still demand that he be continued In his position. And. of course, he Is wrong, because Mr. Roosevelt him self haa taken the matter of sulphur clari fication out of hla hands and superior chemical knowledge haa been applied to the case. But. nevertheless, the popular regard for Dr. Wiley Is strong. He has taken tho public into his confidence and mado known the iniquitous methods of the food manu facturer. He has Inculcated new ideas and exploded old ones. Under his tutelage the public has come to believe that analine dyes are to be avoided except In the soda water season and boraclo acid Is to be eschewed except in tomato catsup, while the variety of poisons that enter Into partnership with sundry explosive chem icals to make ten-year-old whisky are bad at all seasons. Any attempt to interfere with Dr. Wiley would surely bring down on the head of the president a wrath com pared to which the combined anger oi me house and senate , would be as a drop of water to the ocean. "NO SANTA CVAVM" Thank God I He Uvea and Will Live Forever I New York Sun. Dear Editor: I am 8 years old. Some of mv little friends say there is no Santa Clans. . . Papa says, "If you see It In the Sun, It s "Wase tell me the truth, Is there a Snnta CIhus? VIRGINIA HANLON. 115 West Fifty-fifth street. Virginia, your little friends are wrong They have been affected by the skeptlclsn of a skeptical age. They do not bellevo, except they see. They think that nothing can be which Is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds. Virginia whether they are men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of our man is a mere Insect, an ant. in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capa ble of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge. " Tes, Virginia, there Is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to. your life its highect beauty and Joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable thta existence. We should havu no enjoyment, except In senso and sight The eternal light with which childhood fills tho world would be extinguished. Not believe In Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your pspa to hire men to watch In all the chimneys on Chrlstmaa eve to catch Santa Claus, but even If they did not see Santa Claus coming down, whit would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus. but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things In the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not. but that'a no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world. You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise Inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man. nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is It all real? Ah. Virginia, in all this world there Is nothing else real and abiding No Santa Claus! Thank God' he lives and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia; nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood. CHRISTMAS SPIRIT 1 U. A Thonght far Christmas. Away from the stir and tumult Of restless, hurrying feet; Away from the nmss and the niotloii Of crowded store and utreet; Steal away to thyself a moment. Away from the chattering throng; And give one thought to the Holy Child, The theme of the angcl'a song. Yes, away from the stir and the tumult, go for a time apart. And let the spell of the wintry sky Sink deep Into thy heart: When the world stretches wide about thee, Asleep; on the still night air. That old sweet song of the angelt May peal to you softly there. Skeptics may senff and argue. But their arguments won't hold 'Gainst the thrill of that sweet, sweet story. That Is ages and ages old; For the power that sets In motion All the millions of feet today. Is that little Babe In the manger Of Bethlehem far away. Omaha. -UAYOLLi NE TRELE. Christmas Morals. Wake up, Besslol Wake up, Joe It s Christmas morning, don't you knowT No, you needn't stop to dress, You won't catch cold today, 1 guess. ltun get your storking (Joo's Is red) And hop right back again In bed- Old Kris was good to you, I know "A Merry Christmas." Bees and; Joe! Indeed, to every child I call "A Merry Christmas'' to vou all! A Present for Little Boy Bine. Our neighbor, he calls me his Little Boy Blue Whenever he iocs by our yard: And ho says, "Good morning" or "How do you ao i ' v But sometimes he winks awful hard. I guess he don't know what my name really 18, Or else he forgot. If he knew: And my! You would think I am really part nis He calls me his Little Boy Blue. Our neighbor, he told me that Uttlo Boy Blue Once stood all his tovs in a row. And said, "Now, don't go till I come back ror you But that was a lone time aso. And one time, at Christmas, when I had a tree. He brought me a sled, all brand new. And smiled when he said It was partly for me And partly for Llttlo Boy Blue. Our neighbor, he's not going to have any tree, So he savs the best he can do Is try to get something to partly give me Ana partly give Little Boy Blue. Because, If he's here, it would make him so glad. And he said he knew it was true That ever and ever so many folks had a Doy just like Little Boy Blue. Our neighbor, he calls me his Little Boy Blue, And nahl ho would llko to heln trim Our tree when it came he would feel that he knew It was Dartlv for me and for him. Ho said lie would fix it with lights and wax j lowers. With poncorn and berries vou see. He'd like to como ovur and help to trim ours He's not going to have any tree! J. W. FOLEY. Bless I s, Every One. ' "God bless us, every one!" prayed Tiny Tim, Cripple and dwarfed In bod v. vet so tall Of soul we tiptoe earth to look on him iiign towering over all. And thus lie prayed. "God bless us, every ttnrnlHl'nir all h i.. . ' - - . . " ... w.io miu, ii 1 1 1 ,7 li'M 1 1 Of his child-heart; and so, despising none. hi nearer Biiini man man. i I llkn to fancy God in paradise, T.lftins' n I'inff.i H.a l .-. k I i Of chiming hurp and song, with eager Turned earthward, listening The Anthem stilled the angela leaning LUCID Ahnv tho nlrfn .li..u , , V. . , " " .no III 1 1 1 1! K pull Of Chrlstmaa bursting flower-like with the "Gold bless us, every ona!" JAMES WH1TECOMB RILEY. Chrlstmaa Hymn. Joy to the world; the Lord Is come; xci cariu receive us King; Let every heart prepare him room. aiiiu nenveu ana nature sing. Joy to the earth; the Saviour reigns; men uieir Bongs umploy; While fields and floods, rocks, hills and plains, Repeat the sounding Joy. No more let sins and sorrows grow, ' Nor thorns Infest the ground; He comes to make his blessings flow Far as the curae Is found. He rules the world with truth and grace And makes the nations prove The glories of his righteousness, And wonders of his love. -ISAAC WATTS, 1719. Another Chrlstmaa. Another Christmas! Since the Christ was born. So many hundred weary years have rolled; And still our eyes have never seen the morn Of that glad day when man Is more than gold. Another Christmas! Yet good will and peace Have not yet conquered all the hate and wrong; And still the world's fierce conflicts will not cease. And none can sing tho Joyous angel song. Another Christmas! Yet the hunger-curse 1b blighting every city with Its woe: dtill reigns the Herod with his heavy purse, Still on to Calvary must the Christ-men go. Another Christmas! Yet the temples grand SU11 ihleld tho money-changers in their plan: While in the street the plundered people stand. And feel the house of God is not for man. Another Christinas! Will It never come- That age of love and honesty and truthl When this dear earth shall be our bappy home. And Joy shall flourish with Immortal youth? Another ChriBtmas! Blessed be our dreams! Our short lives wither like the leaves of June: But still we dream of flowers and spark ling streams. That bloom and flow in everlasting noon. Another Christmas! Happy Is that man Who makes to live as It his dream were true. And with a heart to feel and head to plan. Goes forth for others' sake to dare and do. HERBERT N. CASSON. Taking Down tho Stocking. "What did you get In yours, Jim and Eddie?" "Look what I've got in mine, Tom and Freddie!" "A box of candied dates' "Gee whix! A pair of skates" "An engine, cam and track" "Oh, the poor Jumplng-Jack, Broken already!" "What did you got in yeors, Jessie Molly T" "Look what 1 found In mine! A talking dolly 1" "I'll show you how she cries;" "Oh, look! She shuts her eyes!" "Mitten and slumber socks " 'Tea-set and building blocks" Goody, how Jolly!" "What did you find In yours. Grown-up brother?'' "Why not look in your own, Little Mother?" (Mother and Father say, They'd rather watch than play; Presents enough, they trutl They've got in having Just L'a, and each other!; -SARAH N. CLEGHORN. ote How Tbey (.rab. Washington Post. When Mr. - Knox announced he would leave the senate to go Into the cabinet ha tossed a piece of raw meat Into the Piuo svliauU political luge, anyatst, ULftUJMJIIU Safely In Baralkirig, is the essential feature desired by the average depositor. If a bank has a large capital and surplus account; If it confines its loans largely to business houses handling large amounls of saleable merchandise; If its bond investment account includes only those of the very highest grade; ' ; If this bank always keeps on hand an amount of cash largely in excess of legal requirements; And in all the.se matters uses the cumulative judg ment of years -of experience; this would seem to be a good bank for YOU. ' Investigate this bank along these lines. First National Bank of Omaha Thirteenth and Famarn St. Entrance to Safety Dapoali Tanlta is on 13 Hi street. AIRSHIPS FOR THE: ARMY. Necessity for Keeping l'p with the Flying Procession. Boston Herald. Brigadier General Allen, chief signal of ficer of the army, calls attention, In his annual report, to the need of a liberal ap propriation for the advancement of mili tary aeronautics. The strategic Importance of this military auxiliary Is recognised by all governments. But the United States has only three officers and ten enlisted men assigned to tho work, backed by a meager allotment from the signal corps funds. Other nations make liberal ap propriations and assign competent forces of men to thi work of Investigation and development. The final utility of the air ship as a military agent Is problematical, but its value for observation purposes and as a means of communication have now been well established. Boon no national army equipment will be considered com plete without Its aerial fleet. Other na tions are granting liberal aid to the de velopment of the airship. Personal ambi tion and private enterprise of Inventive genius In this country should not be de pendent entirely on its own resources In this work. PEIISOM AL NOTKK. Castro Is the lion of the hour at Berlin, Indicating that the people there must be a little hard up for lions. Mrs. Isabello Martin of California, has Just been sentenced to prison for life for blowing up peoplo with dynamite and mak ing herself generally disagreeable. A Brooklyn woman who by accident made a balloon ascension head down when her feet caught in a guy rope at a country fair has Just received $1,000 damages. With ten nationalities speaking as many languages, the proceedings of the new Tuntlsh Patllament should be quite aa In teresting as those of the Tower of Babel. General Botha haa given to the Trans vaal museum the Boer flag which waved above the Government buildings at Pre toria until tho capital was occupied by Lord Itoberts. High speeding In autos is now given aa one method of promoting tuberculosis. This, if memory Is not at fault, makes the list complete and speeding responsible for every ailment excepting old age. Two men In Boston bet a dollar to a doughnut on a certain thing which had not then occurred. The stakeholder put tho dollar and the doughnut in a drawer of his desk. Rats ate the doughnut up. The stakeholder Is now sued for the loss of the doughnut. He wishes to compromise the suit with pie. Dr. Carlos C. Alden, Governor Hughes' new official legal adviser, la at present the dean of the Buffalo Law school and will probably retain that office, the school u- HRISTMAS With Apologies for Mentioning Coal on Christmas Day We solicit your next order Twenty-six years ago was our first Coal Christmas, and we have had time to learn the busi ness of pleasing fuel users THE SEASON'S GREETINGS TO YOU SUI1DERLAND BROS. CO. 1614 HARNEY STREET We wish all our many friends and patrons a merry Christmas and a happy New Year, and thank them for their generous patronage, 'BrowningKing & Company Cor. 15th and Douglas. -9 m i thorllles having voted him leave of absence. ine governor Knew mm in New York City, where he practiced law for ten years or so. He's the author of several books on practice and procedure, and-a member of the Society of Mavflnwer nnseenrianta Many of the prominent men of the tlrn began their careers In the comparatively humble calling of the telegraph operator. One of the most auccessful of these Is Mr. Patrick R. Delany of New York, whosa In ventions In improving telegraphy have at tracted world-wide attention. Mr, Dilaney came to this country from Ireland when a lad and at the age of IS was one of the most expert press operators In the land. Among the many of his Inventions are the "anti-Page relay" and the 'anti-Induction cable." MK.VTAI, MIMt K. "That handsome fellow gets hs busy in a le when he sees pretty girls about." "Probably that Is because ne Is a honey boy. " Hultlmore Amnrlcan. "Shall we sit In silence at such a time?'' said one member of congreas. "No!" answered the other; "whatever we may be accused of It shall not be si lence!" Washington Star. "Where do you work, my good man?" " a powder factory." "Mercy! What a hatjrdous occupation!" "O. no, mum, I seldom meets and auto mobile on my way to or from work." Puck. "Of course," ssld the economist, "there a""u i-uiyuiaiimii ana oaa ones. "Of course.'1 answered Mr. Dustln Stax, "Now, what Is your Idea of a bad cor poration?" "One that pays less than a 3D per cent dividend." Washington Star. "Papa, a man In the paper says that when President Roosevelt goes to Africa, lie will be attacked by the insects." "Yes, son." "Then why don't he go there with the mosquito fleet?" Baltimore American. "Study the careers of our successful men," said the person who gives sdvlce. "That's what I have been doing," an swered the observant youth. "These In vestigations Indicate that some of them succeeded by not knowing anything abtMti their business." Washington Star. He was quite daied by her beauty. "Good night," he presently said. "Good night," she answered coldlw "And I only want to say," she ssrcestlcaliy added, "that I am aorry to find that you are the sort of young man who would even hesitate to take a bunch of mistletoe for an annual excuse." Then ha woke up. Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Some women," said Mr. Ifewltgua, "are awfully hard to - please. Made my wife a Christmas present of 11,000, and yet she doesn't seem to appreciate It." "Great Scott!" said the other man. "In cash?" "Same thing." answered Mr. Hewllgus. "I told her the other day I would get my life Insured for that amount of money and give her the policy, and all she said was: 'But think, Henry, how long I may have to wait for It!" "Chicago Tribune. E. S. Wilcox, Mgr.